Sen. McCain's military background showing as he and Governor Palin pose for their next campaign poster: "We want YOU!"

HA HA...Obama took the bait and fell for our line about sexism, on his pig with lipstick remark, hook line and sinker! LOL

Cindy...Ga.

Sarah Palin wants YOU !

look there goes jesus, oh my bag it's only Barack.

Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! if we win this election, it will be because of you foolish Republicans. Palin " Oh, by the way John McCain you're fired." I

Look, Obamas wearing lipstick and carrying a pig.
Sandy, Wichita Falls, Tx

They wanted me to wear a red blazer today, and I said, "thanks, but no thanks!"

Laughing out loud, Sarah exclaims, "I told you he would look funny with lipstick!"

McCain/Palin: A bridge to nowhere.

"Look John! Here comes a pig with lipstick!"

" ....and if you believe that one...Ii'll tell you another one !"

McCain: WOW...I didn't know running with a lady could be so much fun! Too bad you didn't pick Hillary as your VP Obama. You're really missing out on the action! I mean just look at the polls!

Cindy...Ga.

John, look over there... it's Binden... is he wearin lipstick?

I was for pork before I was against it, and now I'm for you, America!

Moose stew and Metamucil

Palin points to the only person who isn't cutting class.

Mama's gonna knock you out!

Nah nah nah nahnah!

The new dynamic duo: Lipstick and the Dipstick.

"Hey Hillary, I've got action figures and you don't! I'll talk to the press when you've got 18 million cracks in Mattel."

Bilked Alaska.

Sarah says, oh look John! I can see the lipstick on Bills collar from here !

Sing with me, "If your happy and you know it, clap your hands..."

Thanks, but no, thanks.

Palin attempts to find nowhere

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!

" I killed a moose but John once caught a fish this big!"

SUCKERS!!!!!

"Hey Barack, we'll soon find out which little piggy goes wee, wee, wee all the way to the White House."

palin"You fell for it again lol"
mccain"Right were we want'em he he he"

"Oink !"

I'm just one of the boys! Want me to prove it? Here, pull my finger!

"Let's hear it for pigs in lipstick!"

Look! A pig with lipstick!

Nah, its just a community organizer.

Sarah points out to John all the potiential Nannys amongest the supporters .

what policy, we dont need any policy, we just need to beat Obama

Laughing out loud, Sarah exclaims, “I told you he'd look funny with lipstick!”

The Republican ticket's attitude towards Palin's earmarks: Build a bridge and get over it.

I Sold it on Ebay with this finger right here!!

Palin: "I am not a demagogue!" "I just want to state that I am not a pig with lipstick!"
McCain: (whispering) "Told ya it was easy, told ya."

"oouuh,oouh, I'm so scared"

She winds the accordian box and the monkey dances.

"John, look at all of those wonderful people holding up one finger at us. They must think we are #1."

You are the barracuda, I am your shrimp!

Look it's a pitbull and a monkey! All we are missing is the lipstick and the symbols. Or " Look at the poor people, comunity service, Ha ha ha ha , the economy ohhh hahahahah, helping average people ohhhhh hahahahah"

They really know who the joke's on.

And if you believe that one, see what happens when you pull my finger....He-he!

Watch your mouth Democrats. You can't say anything now ! Not a single potentially sexist or non sexist word.

Lance Hunt
Jacksonville, Florida

The newest addition to the lipstick jungle: the smiling sow and the laughing hyena.

Guess we fooled them again! Just when you thought the 8 year nightmare was over......HAHAHA.......GOTCHA!

Hey you; yes YOU! Can YOU see that invisible platform we call Change that Senator McCain is holding?!

" ..And I took what little integrity I ever had and....I SOLD IT ON EBAY !"

"HA! HA! They're all falling for the lies!"

Hey Biden, pull my finger!!!

And if you believe THAT one, I've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you... again... on e-Bay!!!

Hey look, the hockey moms are playing a game of shinny.

Guess we fooled them again! Just when you thought the 8 year nightmare was over......HAHAHA....GOTCHA!

"Hey Obama, I'll tell you our plan for the economy- stock in Kawasaki Eyewear!"

Oh, we got it! Now we know what it means for a pig to wear lipstick and still be the same!

Hassaan Shakeel
La Mirada, CA

Sara saying to herself "Hey that's me!!! I have an action figure!!!"

" PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE OLD CLOWN BEHIND ME. I'M TAKING OVER THIS CAMPAIGN !"

No interviews, no conversations, no problem. We still have you tripping over yourself. What a conventation wave. We're loving the ride. LOL

Lance Hunt
Jacksonville, Florida

" CONDOMS 101"

Palin and McCain: Lipstick and Lip Service.

SEE JOHN...I TOLD YOU I COULD FOOL THOSE REPUBLICANS AND PUT THEM IN YOUR POCKET.......SORRY OBAMA, THIS IS FOR JOHN AND I SO WE CAN PURCHASE MORE HOMES AND HAVE SUCH A BETTER LIFE!!!!!

Look John...There is the fellow that really sold the Alaskan Jet that I am taking all the credit for. Hey...you think I have abuse of power now...JUST WAIT

" GO AHEAD AND LAUGH!...W'ERE HAVING A BALL ON THE BUS!"

Who's your mama!

Sarah: "Look its a pig in lipstick flying... now all we need is the fat lady to sing."

Marie Lagos – Houston Tx

"Air Force 1.....Sold to the man who bought John McCains flag pin!"..."This is easier than Ebay, John..."

Hey, that's a good one you in the moose suit.

" I didn't know they had trailer parks in Alaska".

"Hey you! Heckle me again, and I'll shoot ya."

Palin: "You think this is somethin hu? WAIT til you all find out what REALLY happened with Trooper-Gate! yes..YOU"

"Look John, I told you they wouldn't notice that I have been giving the same speech for the last ten days."

"Apparently it's NOT the economy...stupid!"

I love upstaging John McCain. That's why my lapel pin is 4x the size (the crowd laughs). Oh wait! He's not wearing one (louder laughs and John doesn't get it yet).

Bah-dump-dump (drum

HA! HA!.... The jokes on you Obama! Pigs don't wear lipstick.

Sarah: "They'll win, when pigs in lipstick fly"

"John McCain, Uncle Sam Needs You!"

In honor of this, how about a PALIN-drome (same backwards as forwards)

"oo! Trooper aides Sarah harassed. I are poor too."

Sarah: Oo...
Media; Trooper aides Sarah harassed????
McCain: I are poor too! (both he and Sarah weren't great students)

Wow! John isn't this swell the Amish are here and I know how much they love to shoot stuff.

Whoa!!!... Bad High School Flashbacks returning thanks to the prom queen and the Principal Skinner.

Gee,it's so odd,how when I see McCain and Palin,I wax nostalgic for Donny and Marie Osmond

Infidel !
Hit the road pro-choice voter!

"Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. Ask my daughter."

I'm with gramps!

look a pitbull with lipstick

If I'm a pig,there's no pork for you Mr. Obama !

Oh my goodness, he can fly when he flaps his ears!

I'm the Pig, he's the Fish... but who's the Fool now!?

Look it's my make up consultant with my new color lipstick Moose Blood,

That reminds me...I forgot to take the trash out !

Gotcha!!! Silly Barack you'll beat me when pigs fly!

The only pig I've ever seen wearing lipstick was a female cop I met earlier today.

Look John, Hillary is in the front row!

America,you've just been punked

You foolish evangelicals actually believe our lies !!!!!

palin"theres your wife I dont think she knows"
mccain"I told you it was this big... I mean, did you see that lipstick smear. Looks like the joker."

"Who's your granpa"?

"I shot the sheriff, but I aimed for the state trooper."

i told you, it's not nice to fool with Mother Alaska

Oink! Oink! Hey lady, better try raspberry! Chartreuse isn't your color!

John does a good job of laughing it up as Sarah steals the campaign.

"There's my friend, Olen. Olen, can you sanatize your comment sufficiently to win one of those AC-360 T-Shirts? Good luck. Maybe you will get lucky tonight."

Look It's Hillary trying to be relevant again.

Oh, God John! it's a wolf! GET IT! GET IT!

There's Bill Clinton again. He's been after me for a date for weeks.

Hey, John theirs a G.I. JOE (McCain) and a BARBIE DOLL (Palin) dolls. And is that Obama's kids?

"Touche` "... McCain/Palin exchange barbs with Obama/Biden.

I've got my $350.00 glasses on you Obama & Biden.

Sarah:

...and that's why I'm running for President of the United States of America.

John:

Isn't she just great! Whoa. Huh?

....and Barack thought,a dysfunctional husband,would be a distraction,a bad thing even ,ha ha ha ha

All those women were Hillary supporters?

"Hey, Obama...remember that bridge to nowhere...well it may now go all the way from Alaska to Washington!"

Look Middle class America disappearing! Ahahahahahahaha!

"Johnny,

There's the nearest exit in case a CNN political correspondent wants to ask me difficult questions"

John look !!! ... That kid just shot a moose with the AK-47 I gave him last Christmas...

Palin says to McCain, "John, is that a PITBULLl with LIPSTICK on"?

The joke is on you America. We got you for another 4 more years.

Palin and Mccain doing a great imitating of Lucy Ricardo and Fred Mertz.
Good times are shared by all.

"No, CNN. I don't DO interviews. I'm immune."

He-he...Tell the one again about, 'you might be a redneck if you have a working TV on top of a non-working TV...

Palin says to McCain, "John, is that a PITBULL with LIPSTICK on"?

Palin, “Think about Barack, Without the bridge to nowhere, a swift boat is the only way”

McCain, “Good one Sarah!”

But he didn't say what color of lipstick was on that pig.

Palin and Mccain doing a great imitating of Lucy Ricardo and Fred Mertz
Good times are shared by all.

"Look, Grandpa, Campbell Brown has spinach in her teeth."

"Hey , look at all the people who showed up out there to watch you play your imaginary accordian, John!

Hey look John! Someone brought a donkey wearing lipstick!

Rachel
Colorado Springs, CO

Palin:"How big is our lead, John?"
McCain: "This big!"

OMG!!!!!, the voters get it, John is Palin(g) in comparison.

Palin's response to the prospect of Obama in the White House? "When pigs in lipstick fly!"

See John...... All the media eyes are on me. I told you I would be an asset to your Campaign.

"Look, Hillary Clinton is out campaigning for Obama, that's hysterical."

America, if you elected Bush twice, I'm sure you can elect me too!

Great ,someone has sent the photo of me in a bikini with a gun to the Middle East. That will help when I go on a tour there.

In your face Hillary!

I've hunted moose, wolves, bureaucrats, and pork. Now, I'm hunting Obama, Biden, and Democrats.

Yes, that's right, I am going to get through the whole thing without an interview.

Look,right there,I told you the Jersey Devil could come to Pennsylvania...

Pull my finger!

"Theres that Anderson Cooper, why didnt he run for President? He'd be better than us"

Neil, Amsterdam Holland

"Cindy, you're fired!!, and I'm not sorry!" said Sarah as John clapped along.

Is that camera on? Welcome to the Sarah Palin Show.

Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin discuss the latest Obama ad: "Hey look John! It's the campaign to nowhere!"

John... How funny is this !!!. Americans are forgeting the real issues.
It's all about me now

Got ya again.

And you thought this election was about the issues .....your bad !

Hey look, my daughter's boyfriend is trying to chew through his chains.

John, I have to run to Alaska! – reporters are here!

"Hey , there is whole row of cougars out there wearing lipstick too!

Where are they now. From SNL, Tina Fay & Jimmie Fallon

If you thought the lipstick joke was good, my mascara bit will really get us some liberal votes!

This campaign isn't about you. It's about me!

What do I need to say? What do I need to say? – there is nothing on the teleprompter!

Hey John look, the "elite media" wants an interview.

Pitbulls...Pigs....I guess that is where the term "lipstick jungle" came from?

Look.. they think I'm Hillary !!!!!!!!! keep smiling

Whats the difference between a Pit Bull and a Pig?

About two shades of Red!

Gotcha America!! Welcome to the Sarah Palin Rock Show

...and in November, America, I'm puting you on eBay!!

HA HA HA!!!
Gotcha Republicans.You should have chosen me as President because your choice is hiding behind my skirts.I am making him look good even
when we have no policies.We love making Democrats angry so they look bad.

"Sarah Palin, Uncle Sam Needs You!"

We know how to fool America, aren't we?

"Sarah Palin, Uncle John Needs You!"

I am a Republician and proud of it. I can hang with the best of them. I can out shoot, and out campaign them all. Just watch this fall.

Even worse than a oxymoron,if I utter these words,promise me,please,promise me the world won't end......a young,hot,female,Republican,vice presidential candidate

Gov. Palin makes a hillarious point as Sen. McCain happy to play 2nd fiddle

Our new platform...pointing fingers at others!!!!

There's only one thing that comes to mind:
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution, Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around, Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday...
Then I'll get on my knees and pray – We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again!! No, no!

.....................just WAIT until you hear her SECOND speech!!!!!

"We got spirit yes we do, we got spirit how about you".

I CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU NOWHERE!

I know, its hard to believe, that we are ahead in the polls.

Pennsylvanians are fabulous!

Look John! Here comes our lobbyist with the doe!!!

"John McCain, Uncle Sam Needs You!"
"Sarah Palin, Uncle John Needs You!"

-

-
-And I did all that with ONE speech BARRACK!!!! The second one is nearly ready to go!!!

Everyone here today gets to go home with their very own Palin doll.

"Sing with me, George, I mean John. 'If the real thing don't do the trick, you better' ..." (CAUTION: Caption used without permission from the Wilson sisters)

We are more of the same and they just don't get it LOL

You're Black and I'm not.

Palin, "What about those younger voters?"

McCain, "I got it, lets do a couple rap songs and put it on vinyl"

"Hey look a pig with lipstick"

"look John,i made you famous"

Look !!!!-They think I'm Britney Spears !!!

That's right! I'm a reformer not a destroyer!

That is so funny, but really, I am not taking any interviews right now.
But yes, I did find out what a VP does, by watching old Chaney clips. And I am here to tell you that I can shoot better than him.

New from Ronco, "Stump Speech Sarah Doll"
*Clapper sold seperately.

We're republicians and we approve this rally.

Vote for me and I will send you a check too, like I do my fellow Alaskians.

My lapel is bigger than yours!

New from Ronco, "Stump Speech Sarah Doll"
*Clapper sold seperately

Look at those fools. This campaign is not about issues, it's not about them, the tax cuts are for the rich, and they are STILL cheering!!

If you happy and you know it clap your hands.

I think I saw Hillary in the crowd right there!

Sera. Is that Anderson Cooper? Just laugh point and keep your mouth shut.

Issues???. What isues ??? It's all about lipstick and pigs. Americans will fall for it again LOL

LOOK AT ALL THOSE PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT I DON'T NEED EXPERIENCE!!!!TOLD YA THE GLASSES WOULD WORK...BY THE WAY DID YOU THANK GEORGE FOR GETTING MY SPEECH WRITTEN IN TIME? THOSE DEMOCRATS ARE CATCHING ON!!!

I would NOT do interviews and GOT the media run a story that Oprah would not have me on!!!
I'm GOOD I'm SMART I'm CONNIVING!!

SHE:Right on, voter. i AM a maverick! he:Let's clap for that pitbul and ;opstick l joke one more time!!!

To all of you Republican's, I Am" The Bait" !!!!

I WANT TO SWIFT BOAT YOU!

You, in the front row, you noticed. I do give the same speech every time.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water!

Palin explains how she plans to fix the economy, "just like the little Dutch boy".

After you give birth to 5 children you come back and tell me I can't handle this!

Rachel -Colorado

Look at those Democrates! They thought telling the truth and having a plan for the future was important in this election.

Sarah and John play a game of Simon says and John does the opposite of her.

Miss Brady and Grandpapa Monster goes to college.

We'll win this election when pigs fly. Look there's one now!

No, I don't know what a VP does but this is fun, isn't it?

An elated Gov. Palin pilots the Republican Campaign with Sen. McCain happy to be her wingman.

" And you can be sure America, John will never drop the ball! uhmm...John,the ball??"

Dover, PA

As Gov. Palin asks, "You know what's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull?", Sen. McCain thinks, "Ahhh. This never gets old!!"

Here looking at you Amercia.

With all the lipstick jokes going on. Revlon sent me a tube this big. Ha!!!

and then,I say,of course I can be vice prez,you can trust me when we go hunting

John, how do I look smart again – shut up and smile?!

"I've got this one, John. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? What is... who are the stars of "Rush Hour 2"?

The Reformers have landed in Lancaster Pa.

Palin and McCain react to seeing the latest polls showing their numbers going up and Obama's going down.

I WANT A NEW LIPSTICK SHADE CALLED PIGGY PINK

Look .... the number of people loosing their homes is going up !

Hey America.....Read my lipstick....were using lies of mass destruction

... and John replies, "I don't know. What IS the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?"

Yes, I did shoot those wolves in Alaska and I don't care about any polar bears, and we are still ahead in the polls. Were not slipping on the ice thats melting fast, we are causing it.

Palin: I can shoot, field dress, and tan the hide of a Democrat so fast it'd make this old guy's head spin!!

Follow me John, we just scream sexism no matter what they say and we won't have to do anything new for another four more years.

Palin: OH look how happy we've all made Grampa!! Isnt he cute!?!

Did you like the way we spin?

Look John, a pig wearing lipstick!

We don't need to talk about issues, America, because I'm Sarah "Joan of Arc" Palin.

"He thinks our change isn't for real! Ain't THAT the pot calling the kettle black?"

Sarah Smile....wont you smile awhile for me, Sarah...ooooo..

We love Sarah here in Fairbanks...

Hey Hillary.....I got your 18 million votes!!

" Yes, this was the exact finger that I sold the jet with on EBAY! "

You want to know, "What's the difference between Barack Obama and John McCain? About six houses."

Look the number of jobs lost this year, it will double when I am in office-want to ask a trooper and his boss?

Lipstick. Lipstick. Lipstick!

"TAG" "your it Barrack"

John Honey; If you want to come with me to Washington, do as I do: Walk softly but carry a BIG LIPSTICK.

Palin: "ha ha, look, we bag 'em fools again,"
McCain: sotto voce " goody, your hillbilly, gun toting, bible thumbing act work. Hmm, here comes my eight house"

She delivers the line....

"The joke is on you America"!

Yes, we won the war in Iraq, its off to Afghanistan..........and then onward.

Me (Palin) and My Shadow ! (McCain)

"Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Ralph Nader!"

...after eight hard years and Y O U S T I L L L O V E U S !

Thanks Obama for not chosing Hilary & allowing me to steal the spotlight!

The reporters are at my church, thats why I am here.....

Sarah Palin cruelly points and laughs at the media, who have suggested she should actually have to answer questions from them at some point.

"HAAA!!! There he goes again. Every time he talks about his dead first wife, he starts crying."

Look John, there is someone here who thinks your still number one on the ticket, Republicans do believe anything.

"I told you, i will push McCain to the side when it comes to talking"

Hey look it's Biden and his fly is open!

Lookit that, John, our polls are going thru the roof! Damn, if Karl Rove hasnt done it again!!

Obama and Biden! We are going to wear you out with nonsense and non-issues!

ANNY GET YOUR GUN, AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING THE LIPSTICK!

Hey look, Senator! I can see myself in the Tele-prompter!!

Palin: Think about it, folks! We got you to actually vote to RE-ELECT George Bush 4 years ago! Come on! Compared to him – how bad can we POSSIBLY be??!!!

Gov. Palin overpowering everything in her path as Sen. McCain straight talks his way to the back of the bus.

Palin: Look! there is fan is holding up the sign its " She is hot lipstick on roll" John.
McCain: Excellent! That is good one quote! Sarah.
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

And then I used the "sexism" card, which I stole from Bill Clinton's "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy, and it worked!!

"MWA HA HA HA. That community organizer's tax cuts actually DO save the middle class more... ... and we're STILL gonna win. The fools!!!!"

You STARTED Clinton and i will finish it! lol. Beat that Obama!

"Ha Ha! Fooled You! We said we were 'agents of change' and you believed us!!"

If I can cause this much commotion with lipstick and glasses, just wait until I take them off.

I told the them thanks but no thanks I don't do Interviews

"I'm telling you all now..once I put John McCain's Purple Heart on ebay we'll get big bucks towards our campaign"

Gov. Palin points out the difference between her, Hillary and a pig is that the pig has a STYle of its own!!!

"TAG....You're it Obama"

ANNIE GET YOUR GUN AND DON'T FORGET TO BRING THE LIPSTICK!

WE WANT YOU! (Pointing like Uncle Sam) She' s going to win the election for me. But she want have any power. HAHA ( Grinch Smile)

Ooopsie ...you just smeared your lipstick all the way into Wednesday Hon!

john mccain and sahar palin are like the monsters under your bed.

The Republican response to the rising cost of gas: "If you wanna fill it, you gotta drill it!!"

Palin: Look – i have my own action figure!! Not even YOU have your own action figure, old man! I am sooooo coool!!!

I 'm bringing home the Bacon!

Hahaha!!! The joke's on YOU America!

"Is that a Pit or a Pig with the lipstick on?"

Anybody else for Alaska's Independence !

Aha, who's got the momentum now!!!!

Jeff

Boca Raton, Fl

Hah! He is on his way out, I'll be your next president suckers.

“Ha Ha! Fooled You! We said we were ‘agents of change’ and you believed us!!”

Palin: And slowing down on the output of oil right now so that the price goes up again is NOT a bad thing. God told me personally that it was part of His Plan for the country so dont worry about it...

Did you know Frankin & Marshall's mascot was a lipstick wearing pig?

So you think you're funny? Security! That guy right there!

Now THAT'S funny.

Christy
San Diego, CA

I live in North Pole, AK

HA! This pig might wear lipstick...but damn it I'm pretty!

"Hey! There's an 'I Won the Beat 360 Challenge' T-shirt!"

Oh Yeah ! John and I are reglious....war without end...Amen

Look at that sign John! Who needs CLASS when you've got a NICE...... tube of lipstick!

look John, their actually buying it!

Get a load of the sign with a flying pig soaring past Obama and Biden.

obama and biden . nanananananana .hahahahahahahaha.we got the hillary voters.we gonna win..nanananananana hahahahahahahah.in your face.

somalia

Gov. Palin gets a big laugh pointing out she is the Lipstick and Sen. McCain the Dipstick!!

Oh gush, I hope that she doesn't shoot old bucks!

Palin: Yeah, John , this is great. We have a huge crowd today.

i'm heading home to Alaska AND my first real interview, so enjoy the fun.

Tomorrow you'll be in a Rite Aid Pharmacy waiting area talking to 4 seniors about your health plan and i'll be threatening to shoot and field dress Charlie ...

Palin says," Hey, Anderson you can interview me, anytime baby"!

i am not the lipstick pig that my running mate John Mc, Cain
California

Hahaha!!! The joke’s on YOU America!

John, John... Watch me do it again... I'm a hockey mom and I'm just like you!

REAL women don't wait for permission. They do what they want, when they want!

".........And as Vice-President, I will NEVER shoot anyone in the face!"

Quick John! Get my AK-47! I think I've spotted a Pennsylvania Timber Wolf back there.

John... That guy told me Eva Peron cannot answer the phone at this time... Isn't she the president of Afganistan

"I say, drill it all! – you say Geritol!
drill it all! – Geritol!
drill it all! – Geritol!

Who's an inexperienced celebrity, now?!

Palin: I'm Miss Sarah and this was Romper Room for today. Our special guest, Senator McCain, had a good time with everyone and he's sorry he ate all your cookies. Now, the Lord and i can see Barack and Joe and Hillary and Bill and...

"Bang" you're dead. Are you a wolf? ha ha I just cried wolf John!

Ha Ha I have repeated the same speach for 10 days and your still listening

Look who's laughing now.

John McCain doesn't need to know how many houses he has, he's got a SMART wife who handles houses.

The "Scmooze Mother", on a task from God..........

Palin says, "Quick John, hand me my moose rifle. I see a Rebublican who is trying to think."

Palin: Look!! It's Lindsey Graham AGAIN! I swear, John, he's at every single rally we go to. Last night he was in your dressing room, trying on your suits. What is WITH him anyway??

BOLDFINGER AND OLDFINGER

"Lipstick on a pig. That's nothing, you should have seen me in the movie Mean Girls"

The dynamic dysfunctional duo. Or is that do-do?

Press: "Sarah, why are you the one always speaking at these events?"
Sarah Palin: "GOOD POINT!!!"

I hate that Whinny voice, but if it puts me in the WhiteHouse, Whatever!(smiles and claps anyway)

"If I saw a pig wearing lipstick i'd shoot it like this."

"Hey is that Wolf Blitzer on the keyboards?!"

Sarah. Please stop making me laugh, you've seen what happen the other day, I could not hold it.

Thats absolutely right, "lipstick on a pig" will be written in the American history books.

No Barack. You've got it wrong- Yes WE can.

But I am not wearing lipstick....

Palin says, "Quick John, hand me my moose rifle. I someone who is trying to think."

Palin: "...and to prove that I like people with special needs, I'm running with one!"
McCain "Hahaha, good point. hahahuh?..."

Palin "Barrack remember it's better to be pissed off than pissed on" John McCain "Way to say it slugger!"

"And here's your invisible award for vice president of the United States, lets hope your award stays that way."

Oh John look! Babies R Us is having a TAX FREE DAY for teens! We LOVE no taxes!

Palin : How are George Bush and i different?? I think George Bush is a flaming LIBERAL! You just wait til i take - i mean til WE - take over this country!!!

John McCain giddily claps along as Sarah Palin leads the crowd in a chorus of "Bomb, bomb, bomb,bomb, bomb Iran."

"Ha ha, I can't believe how many people fell for the lipstick thing!"

"Look John...that reporter thinks I'm gonna answer a question!"

Independents, we don't allow them in our debates.........

THIS IS SO STUPID!!!! Why didn't Ms Sarah say something about the lipstick? "Oh forgot she is on silent lunch!

"this lipstick piggy went to market,
This lipstick piggy stayed home,
This lipstick piggy ate roast beef,
This lipstick piggy had none.
And THIS lipstick piggy went wee-wee all the way to the white home.

"Look! Santa's heading for the North Poll!"

Can you believe that we sold them on our campaign of change?

"Psych! This little piggy's goin to The White House!"

We've got it made, the Doughboy is backing us!

" HA..see, I told you John can do the ROBOT"

I think I see Obama over there bitting his nails...

"...So, don't forget my essential beauty tips! Lipstick on pigs is an OUTRAGE!!! Lipstick on pitbulls is cool. And, cows and goats are fine as long as coral shades are used."

Coming soon to a theater near you..."Pretty In Pink Lipstick".

I smoked pot in high school, went to four colleges, started construction on property that didn't belong to the city, took earmarks, increased city debt from $0 to $22 million and that's the kind of leadership I'll bring to Washington.

Palin: "This election is about ME and you!"
(The crowd is electrified.)
McCain: "Ha... ha... Sarah, may I please have my turn to speak?"

"I like to blow crap up...and so does John."

Palin: ...AND not only that, but i've personally got the biggest set of stones of any of the GUYS in this election and dont you forget it!!

AND FOR MY MAVERICK TRICK I AM GOING TO ROPE YOU IN.

Ooooh SNAP! Your daughter is pregnant, under 18, and popping pills? We're the candidates for you.

Follow the money, John.

Barack and Biden "palin" comparison to the comedy shenanigans of the Ol Maverick and the Hot MILF

Now it is the Democrats turn to ask: "How DO we beat the b**ch?"

I am learning alot of the campaign trail....pigs wear lipstick, flip flops aren't just shoes wore or the beach, and I don't have to speak to reporters.......

You're going down Carol Fowler! Bring it Bi-atch!

"Hey Oprah...ANYWHERE! ANYTIME!"

HEY REPORTERS!! You can put lipstick on your press passes, but I'm still going to have security escort you out.

hey barack, the pig, pitbull, and I use the same shade lipstick – kiss my a– red! ha! ha!

"Sarah, you don't have to point out in acknowledgement that I am in the crowd, I am simply another former female independent drawn by your animal-like toughness. Oh, and John, my husband BABE wishes you the best of luck in the election also."

Said Buhaya
El Paso, Texas

Ever heard of a horse and pony show?

palin: Know what the difference is between a hockey mom like me and a pit bull? Nothing!!! Cross me, and i'll rip your throat out with my teeth too!!

"I Want You...To Want Me!"

Palin: "GOTCHA"
Mccain: "SHE GOTCHA SHE GOTCHA HA HA"

You want change? Well I got a whole purse full of change... Am I right John??? Is thing on??? John, I don't think they get out act.

The Bridge to Nowhere? You're looking at it!

Stephanie Baker
McMinnville, Oregon

Palin: hahahahaha! everyone look a Hillary supporter!!

McCain: Sarah that's my wife Cindy you're pointing at!

This event was sponsored in part by the following...Revlon and Hormel.

Hey John is that hilary in the front row.

Look, we're on the TV! Boy we look good!!!

John,
Check out that pig with the lipstick.

Hey Sentator Obama,

I'm comming for YOU!!!!!

"Oh my gosh – John! John! Look over there! Do you see it? A 'Hilary Loyalist for McCain' sign! The plan is working! I'm working!! I told you I'd get you in the White House if you got me the heck out of Wasilla!!"

Palin: Um, John, what happens when they catch my "sexy librarian" segment of the adult stuff on Showtime After Dark?? What?? Our polls go even HIGHER??? Cool!!

Sarah to her supporters: "Don't be confused Americans. Pigs don't like lipstick. But I did kiss one... and I liked it"

Said Buhaya
El Paso, Texas

"If you're happy and yuh know it clap your hands – if you're happy and yuh know it then your vote will surely show it – if you're happy and yuh know it clap your hands!"

"Uncle Sam Needs You"

But Bigfoot really does live in Alaska.........

Thanks you've been a great audience... please remember to tip... err, wait... your Republicans and it's your damn money so please remember to hoard/invest it wisely.

And this little piggy went we we we to the white house!

Hey John check out the t-shirt on that guy in the 4th row. People really do win the Beat 360 contest!

McCain "Hey Sarah, new polls say we're ahead by this much." Sarah "Ha! Ha! Barack, now that's the power of women."

I said , "Thanks, but no thanks to that Bridge To Nowhere, but KEPT the money and built The Road To Nowhere!"

Look that sign Beauty & Beast !!!

america, don't be silly...they're not laughing at you...they're laughing with you.

Sarah, you keep them laughing about lipstick and pitbulls; while I make sure President Bush and Dick Cheney stay hidden underneath this podium!

Do we all know what "pig in a poke" means?

OK now vote democratic. GOTCHA,... didn't say "Sarah says!!"

I really thought I saw Bigfoot in Alaska, but it turned out to be a polar bear covered in oil..............

"Hey Hillary, you may want to CHANGE your lipstick–it's "PALE IN "comparison to mine!

Oh my God, it's the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits!!!!

Hey, Barack after we win your new line will be "change you can bereave in!"

Hey Barack, looks like America has voted the little piggy with lipsticks,
pen is not Alaska but in fact " the White House.”

John, watch this..." hey Barack... pull my finger!"

Love that shade of lipstick!!

Marie looks great but what happened to Donnie?

Look John, they still haven't figured out that they have no healthcare, Oh well, at least we do!!!

John, that one just asked if we are going to take care of the middle class

No, you're da man!

"You the eastern elite media want an interview?.... HA!

Auntie Palin wants you to vote for barack obama see even my running mate wants you to!

Palin: "Look There actually buying it"!
Mccain: "Thank God for delusions".

Show them how big that fish was John!

Jerrold Frank
Sapporo, Japan

"Hey McCain, look! They accidently have Joe Lieberman's speech up on the teleprompter."

You know Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen -well here are the new recruits...Pointer and Clapper –wait ..no that is Vixen!

"....and I even put lipstick on the moose before I went off the reservation!!!"

"and after this speech, I'll be signing copies of my new book: " Dreams of my Mother"

"He's exaggerating, but honey, you're the high bidder."

See... we don't even need to talk about issues, John. Just stick to our script: Change, Taxes, Change, Sexist, Change, Victim.

Hey! I told you the difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull was lipstick, "I took off the lipstick, now here I come."

Listen to me. . .John will continue to bring the Sharpie out of his shirt pocket UNTIL he is in the White House!!

Apparently, even with her rural, religious upbringing, no one ever told Sarah Palin that it isn't polite to point.

rutrow...looks like Barry fumbled, but look, Hillary and Gloria are running onto the field with Pompoms!!! WooHoo, Game On !

rebeka
home sweet home Alabama
just another VOTING piggie wearing lipstick

teehee

"You can put lipstick on an old fleshy robot, but he's still an old fleshy robot...oh, I guess they took your lipstick away John."

HA! Look at that really old guy with that total babe in the shiny glass over there!

"everyone at this rally gets a free tire gauge... and a lipstick!"

Sarah Palin and John McCain laugh at the Pitbull and the Pig in the audience

Look it's Hillary!

Hey! You with the camera. Can you take a picture of us and send it to Anderson Cooper? John and I want to be the ‘Beat 360°’ pic of the day.

"Obama's mad as hell and we're lovin' it!"

"As soon as I'm sworn in I'm taking you moose hunting John!"

He who laughs last, gets elected !

"John...just look at the wonderful lipstick on all those people..."

Lee Nading
Bloomington, Ind.

Look there's the guy who took the time to read the Polar Bear listing on the endangered species list and saw that the Interior Department also issued special rules designed to exempt from the law offshore oil and gas drilling in prime polar bear habitat off Alaska's north coast.

McCain celebrates as Sara introduces her new lipstick line.

John and I are joined at the hip!

Palin: All Right you caught me

McCain: But the story was just this far off.....

Look at all these folks that actually believe that trickle down economics works. Hey, I've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you too!

Gov. Palin : "John that reporter is getting a little too close!"

Sen. McCain : " Guys, now isn't a good time. What? No tommorow's not looking good either."

"And you know what the best part is...I'm not talking to any of you before November 4!"

Sarah Palin to McCain, "Hey isn't that Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman being dragged out by security?".

"Where's your action figure, Hillary? Talk to me when you’ve got 18 million cracks in Mattel.”

Sarah Palin and John McCain laugh at two spectators wearing Obama & Biden costumes with smeared lipstick

"And you know what the best part is…I’m not talking to any of you before November 4!”

"Quick... look... there's a pig wearing lipstick!!"

"Obama changed his name from Barry to Barack.......why didn't he pick..............................Betty?"

John whispering to Sarah: "Those aren't your female independent supporters you're pointing to Palin, that's only WILBUR and BABE wearing lighter shades of red"

Said Buhaya
El Paso, Texas

Look John! Even with the delay in the monitor, you still can't clap in time!

"Oh look at that sign John...Isn't that cute?" (pointing at sign)
"McSane / McMilf 08 !"

There's Barack, and he's wearing lipstick!!

Barack, you didn't choose Hilary and now look at what John found.
He may be old but he ain't dead yet.

Sen. Obrama sees red as Gov. Palin flaunts her lipstick and taunts him with her sassy talk.

Gov. Palin : "..And I told Congress, "Thanks, but no thanks, on that Bridge to Nowhere..."

Sen. McCain : "Well, what she really means is.."

Look John, pig-colored lipstick!

Sarah and John chant if you love Republicans throw your lipstick in the air!

"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" "C'mon play along at home"

Ha, ha, ha! These people actually think that WE are agents of change.

Palin: NOBODY puts this BABY in the CORNER!!!

Palin: Pay no attention to the man behind the scene – he is NOT the Wizard ! I AM!!

"And I'd especially like to thank the lower 48 for the oil revenue. As a result, your high prices at the pump allowed me to give every Alaskan and extra $1,200 above their regular $2,000 bonus from Alaska oil revenue."

How much longer do you think people will still laugh at our tired jokes from the RNC?

Palin: So, John, Karl says you guys stumbled on me by accident on Google when you were searching for Hot Babes Who Hunt Moose...

I promise there will be change in Washington...I will tear down that old ancient White House (sorry John no pun intended) and build a new White House with the tax payers money. You know I have experience, I redecorated my Alaskan office 3 times. And I will collect Perdiem, Perdiem, PERDIEM, PERDIEM, PERDIEM that's right PERDIEM

Hey John! They have really believed we will bring change!!!

Yes, I have been told that I look the Flying Nun...Sally Fields........
Remember that show, John?

Hey you! Halliburton guy! After the stump, I want to talk about some no-bid contracts!

You're in trouble if we win!

"Because in America, Mavericks don't follow bridges to nowhere....
We follow the yellow brick road!!"

Wouldn't you be smiling if John McCain hugged you every day?

My healthcare is free and paid for by the government-that would be you....It is universal healthcare .....Who pays for your healthcare? I guess that would be you too........LOL

Sarah. Now that you won the Vice-Presidential Canidate..what are you going to do next.

(Sarah) We're going to Disney World

Uncle Sam needs you.........or we will bring back the draft........LOL

Sarah Palin acknowledges the arrival of Miss Piggy complete with lipstick, mascara and Obama button in the crowd.

Why can't I be vice president, I 'm just as good with a gun as Dick Chaney.

hey look everybody its a pitbull lets launch an arieal assult (maccain) great idea but I don't have a plane (palin) i have one back in alaska Come on every body this campain is crossing the bridge to nowhere

See Look! Hillary Clinton isn't the only one who can randomly point at people during speeches!

Oh, my GOSH John, there's the actual "PIG WITH THE LIPSTICK!!" Oops!

"Now John is going to do his puppet dance"

Juneau Sarah Palin? Yeah, me neither.

Me? Sarah Palin as V.P.? You didn't think we were actually serious!!

Loook! Moose..., wolves..., pitbulls..., pigs with lipstick??!!!! See... our strategy is working... they (Democrats) are getting confused by us!

Look John... I've got those Democrats on the defensive. Now, my dear pretty.... Let me see what I can do to get rid of you.

Of course, John said it first, but we know how to spin it. Karl Rove is my tutor. And look what he did for Bush?

"and this little piggy laughed all the way to the White House!!!!!!"

Shelley Mierkalns
Canada

Ha-haa!

Is there a doctor in the house? I think John is stuck in that position.

You get a line and I'll get a pole, we'll go fishin' at the crawdad hole....

Hey CNN, I would like to see you read the top five everynight to make it fun and to see how close we may have come. If you post this, maybe the rest can respond with a vote. Yes or No

I've yet to say anything and you're still listening.

Hey John, in Alaska we pay royalities for that kind of gas!

John, Look an all you can eat buffet

"Are you a doctor? I think the rigormortis has set in!!"

Palin to her supporters: "Barack and the people of Berlin might not like it, but living in Alaska, I know my neighbouring country loves Canadian bacon, no matter what shade of fuchsia it came from!"

Said Buhaya
El Paso, Texas

"LOOK, JOHN.........There's the "pig with the lipstick".......bring her to me and I'll wrestle her and that'll be the beginning of the end of any "pork barrel spending!!!"

Gotcha.

Didn't your mother ever teach you that it is not polite to point your finger at people?

Hey John

Look I can see Obama hiding behind that chair!!

Het John, Its Old MacDonald. E I E I O pick and discuss any issue.

Palin: Hummm (thinking). Ha-Ha-Ha! Okay, one man down and one to go. I'm almost there... PRESIDENT PALIN.

OH look there's Joe Biden! Nice to see you Joe! Must be a 7/11 nearby.

Pull my finger!!

"John.....LOOK!!!....There's IS an actual "PIG" out there with not only LIPSTICK, but also "my" glasses!!!!!"

I didn't say, "Simon says!" Oh rallies are fun!!

Look John!! Obama and I have flags on our lapels, where is yours?

Look John....Isn't that Cheney over there with LIPSTICK?

Style over substance

Look!! ...there's the pig with lipstick running away from the pitbull with lipstick..... !!!

Ha! Ha! Lipstick on a pig? Now who's got pie on there face.

Palin's palinode: the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is actually the lock jaw. I definitely don't have that.

For the beat 360:

See John, I told you my voice could peel the paint off that house.
John clapping......yeaa, that's my girl !

Peggy Ackerman
Saxonburg, Pa.

"Remember, you clap and I point, then we switch." Nothing orchestrated about these campaign stops.

[Palin] 37... 38... 39.... John! Haha! We broke our record number of supporters!
[McCain] Yaaaaay!

If I'm Miss Piggy, does that make your Kermit?

You can always tell when Palin and McCain have too much to drink. She starts pointing and saying "I love you dude..." and he starts playing the "air concertina".

(Palin)Look mccain everybody finally relized were bluffing (Mccain)no way well i guess this campain was a bridge to nowhere

Look John, America is falling for it again!!!!!!

John, look! Someone under 45 finally showed up at one of our college stops!!

Look guys – you gotta have a sense of humor here

John and Sarah discuss their Pork Barrel projects. No word if cosmetics were involved.

Now do the hokie pokie and turn yourself around.

I know you are, but what am I?

Look John, Joe Biden's over there. And I think he wants to put some lipstick on you.

If you're happy and you know it,clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it,
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.

Look, it's Biden trying to get air time making stupid comments.

"Look, John!! It's not only a PIG with lipstick out there, but also an ELEPHANT wearing it too!!!!"

Sue/Massachusetts

Aunt Sarah wants you!

Hey John!! Look in that mirror. You look just like Cheney, act just like Bush!!!!!!!!

John's having so much fun since I taught him how to do the Macarena

"Hey McCain, look! They accidently have Joe Lieberman's speech on the teleprompter."

Hah! Gotcha! You forgot to say "may I?"

Hey Obama, I killed a moose and I sold it on eBay (for a profit).

"Barrack, we fool you once, shame on us, fool you twice, shame on you, fool you thrice, ....ah it's just too easy!!!!"
Shelley Mierkalns
Canada

Don't worry, just look that way, smile and clap and I'll take it from here.

McCain claps along to their new theme song – Devil in a Red Dress.

Yup thats right. Vice President today, President 2012. But remember ladies, lets keep the old man in the dark for now.

You bet I'd love to faceoff with Hillary in 2012!

Look, John! No one's home watching Oprah!

John, I think I see Hillary! And Hillary Clinton without lipstick is still just Hillary Clinton!

"John! It's YOU that looks like a pig!"

America, you can ask me anything you want on November 5th.

"Haha, good one! 'Why don't you talk about the issues'...you're a real comedian!"

The stock-master and the village idiot!

And I'll tell you something else, "Lipstick looks good on PIgs"!
Sedona, AZ

"Hey, you're right! I am creating a nice distraction so that Sen. McCain doesn't have to talk about the issues!"

Holy Sow, I have never seen such a crowd.

Palin- Hey Look Sen. McCain, a pig with lipstick on it.

McCain- You can't put lipstick on a pig.

Hey Obama....thanks for not picking Hillary!

"Look at the lady with all the moles on her face!"

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Oink, ha, ha, ha, ha, Oink!

Look John that one has my name on top.

See how much fun all this shameless pandering is, John. Who needs issues anyway, when cynicism and a whole lot of lipstick will do the job!

My friends – read my lipstick – no changes here.

"Let McCain do the talking? Haha, good one! Then who'll bring in the crowds??"

I'd especially like to thank Jesus, who is with us here today sitting in the front row.

"Want gas now, pull my finger!"

'Look John, a pig with lipstick AND an assault rifle! Let's make her our Secretary of Defence!'

look Mccain they finnaly caught on (Mccain) What that were bluffing (Palin) No, that Pitbulls Cant wear lipstick (Mccain) But Sarah then why are you wearing lipstick?

Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker's Man–We'll distract the old boys as Fast as we can. Pit it Pat it and mark it with the letter P, we will fool them all just you wait and see.

How are we going to create more jobs? The higher our poll numbers, the more natural disasters occur. Those are good paying jobs that are going to put Americans back to work.

"Ha ha ha! Let Wolf Blitzer or Anderson Cooper interview ask me real questions? Good one!"

"John, did you see that man's teeth?"

"Hey Dick, have I got a hunt planned for you"!

"I love it when John claps like a penguin"

I've never seen one so big on a republican.

My friends – Do we look like liars?

"Golly Gee, John...........there's that PIG with the LIPSTICK and it's holding up a sign saying, "PALIN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!"

Todd-Massachusetts

Interviews? Interviews? We don't need no stickin interviews!

john how this is hilarious the news is all about me now mabye you were wrong about obama being the biggest celeberty out there

Republicans can be divided into two groups: Finger-pointers, and Clappers. At the moment, it seems that the finger-pointers are drawing the votes.

A bridge to nowhere, your not talking about me and my dental work Sarah?

Gov. Palin tells a joke: Why did the chicken cross the bridge to nowhere? He didn't because I said "Thanks, but no thanks."

"Hey, you're right! I HAVE gone 5 minutes without mentioning the plane I sold on E-BAY and the "Bridge to no-where! But to be fair, I DID tell you I'm a hockey-mom!"

Palin: look he picked me because I am younger than his wife, not for my hunting skills!

McCain: I know what you are thinking - you would have done the same if you were in my shoes!

And you , and you , and you , you goinaaaaa looooove meeeeeee …….. oh Look it’s hooky mom with lipstick on.

"Hey, John.......not only is there a PIG with LIPSTICK right there, but there's also a MOOSE! Don't worry, John......I'll take care of it like I've been doing with your Campaign!!!!"

Todd-Massachusetts

What's that sign say?
You want me to be the next VP?
"Sure" said McCain, "who said a hocky mom can't be my running mate"

Look John, I told ya... You CAN fool all of the people, all of the time!

I got one up on you already, Dick Cheney! John McCain selected me because he knows that at least I am a safe moose hunting companion!

"It's great to be a woman isn't it? You can throw the gender card at anything!"

The McCain/Palin response to Chris Matthews question... "Can I get an interview with Gov. Palin?"

Was that Joe Biden that just ran by? I've forgotten what he looks like.

"Karl, toss that baby up here to John"

"NO, your the pig!"

I have $350. Do I hear $400 for a date with the distinguished gentleman from Arizona?

If I glance down at her backside now do you think anyone will notice?

" Weapons of Mass Distraction "

For the second day in a row the 360 winner is – "Read my lipstick, 2012!"

Palin: Look at that lady's ridiculous shirt
McCain: I know, I know and that guys hat

These are new earrings not earmarks!

Isn't that cute! A pit bull with lipstick!

Hi there. My name is Sarah. I'm John McCain's Trophy Veep!

"Wow! We heard you were dead!! Can't remember who told us that, but we're SO glad you're not, how ARE you?"

"I'll catch the Pig Sarah, and you bring your lipstick"

God told me if I point while you clap, we'll win the White House.

I'm telling you, "It's a Lipstick Jungle out there"!

"Oh John look, it's lipstick on a pig"

Russell Brand, I heard what you said about me at the VMA's, and just to remind you... I am a member of the NRA !

Swing your pig round and round, give it some lipstick and take it to town.

Look it's your twin brother Dick Cheney.

Palin & McCain thinks it's hillarious when someone asks when she will be ready for media interviews

Hey, is that a moose I see in that crowd?!!

Look at the polls changing in our favor. See, lipstick politics does work!

Sarah: "John, what does this mean on the teleprompter?
F-o-r-e-i-g-n P-o-l-i-c-y? Hmm "........
"Go Hockey Moms!!!!! "

hey, we sure do have a lead, show them John

Hillary, I'm coming for your supporters!!

...and so, John McCain breathes a sigh of relief as he relishes the thought.. " I'm so glad no one asks, Who is dumb enough to actually LIVE in Alaska?"

THE JOKE IS ON YOU 'CAUSE WE REALLY ARE NOT MAVERICKS AFTER ALL!!!

Can you believe these rubes? A week ago, I had no idea what the Vice President did. Now they're begging me to take the job!

whatch out you fellow democrate...this hock mom destined to rule in the white house! and you got nothing to say about that! ha ha ha!!

More MUMBO JUMBO from Sassy and McNasty on everything but the issues.

"I WANT YOU!!" ,,,,,,"To take us at face value"

See that young girl there? I can't wait to get in office and impose my religious beliefs on her.

Look at the geek wearing the I WON THE BEAT CHALLENGE T-shirt

And by the way, "John McCain can use the "lipstick" cliche, but not YOU Obama"!

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PITBUL AND A PIG?

A: NOTHING, AS LONG AS THEY ARE BOTH WEARING LIPSTICK!

I'm running on a script, wait until I have to speak with my own words.

Look John,they think we will help them out with housing market crisis.HAHAHA

sunny
newark,nj

Oh look Johnny! Mommy forgot your flag pin when she dressed you this morning!

No we don't have any new ideas or solutions, we sold them all on EBAY!!

Palin responds to Obama.

"What is the difference between a pig and a hockey mom? Nothing, we both get in the mud and fight it out. See you soon."

"Just stand there and clap, John. I'll do the talking."

"You like me. You really, really like me!"

Look John,
there's Oberman and Matthews selling popcorn.

You're fired...and You're fired...and You're fired – see how much fun it is John.

'....and if you act now, we'll double the bull at no additional charge! If you're not satisfied after we're elected, you can keep the national crisis as our free gift to you!"

Palin said, "Look at all the foolish conservatives and feminists". McClain whispered, "Don't forget about the media; they are REALLY falling for our show".

Hey! There is a pig wearing lipstick!

Hey John – let's drag this Donnie and Marie act ( "I'm a little bit Moose Hunter You're a little bit Conservative") out a little. If I get home after 8:00pm the State of Alaska will pay for my dinner!

"I know, let's practice calling on reporters in case you ever let me have my own press conference!"

Hey! woohoo!.....There's my Mary Kay rep !!!!!!!!!!!!

"I eat moose. What is all this pig in lipstick stuff about?"

See John I can poke fun at myself. Sarah come on thats not hard. Just smile and nod.

"John.......LOOK!!! It's DICK CHENEY with LIPSTICK on!!!! I've been wondering where he's been!!!!!"

"Every time I push this button...John busts out the robot dance."

Patty Cake, Patty Cake Baker's Man. We'll distract the old boys as fast as we can. Pit it, and Pat it and Mark it with P, we'll fool them all just you wait and see.

"Now, if He'd said, " a moose in eye glasses" I'd REALLY be miffed!"

Interviews? Interviews? We don’t need no stinken interviews!

That guy is hot!

"It's the moose, STUPID"

Im sorry Anderson, I cant take your questions – my kid has soccer practice, I have moose in the oven and its Clinique Bonus time and I am in need of more lipstick.

Sarah: Hey John, Look its a pig roast.

John: Yipee!

Jon look! We moved up in the polls, that lady is going to vote for us!

oh! here is a community organizer!! jhon ha ha ha ha.

Palin: "Hey, John check it out...isn't that Bill Clinton....no, no...the guy over there...the one with lipstick on his collar."

McCain: Gosh no, it can"t be....I just saw Hillary and she ain't wearing any lipstick!

"Na na na na nah, we have a bounce. "

Ha, and you thought the Palin Factor was paling..

"Hey John, let's try turning off the stadium lights again! Clap on, clap off!

I want you to vote for me.
not for OB ha, ha ,haa

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..HA,HA,HA,HA.......HEEEEEEEEEEE, HE, HA, HA

Sarah asks, "Who are they?" Mccain says, "It's the media just ignore them and keep smiling!?"

Meet the new spokeswoman for Maybelline.

Sarah: We want you to suffer.

Ha! Ha! Ha!
Lipstick on a PIG!! Good One, Barack!

"Oh John. Do you remember how boring it was when you ran honorable issue-based presidential campaigns?"

I'll make sure there's a moose in every freezer and bullets for all of your guns when I go to the hunting grounds of Washington.

Stay right there and I'll tell you a few more embellished stories about how wonderful I am.

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

Wheel of Fortune:

McCain/ McPa_in

Give me an "L"

"Sexism can get you somewhere it landed me on this ticket!!"

The pig with LIPSTICK and her ASSOCIATE!!!!

(Can't they TAKE a little of what they DOLE out in DROVES????)

(I am never voting in any ELECTION again EVER.)

"We're pulling the wool over all of your lips."

Read my lipstick...2008!

You know you love Moosemeat! John, play 'em another patriotic song on that air accordian!

Tim Martin
Gatesville, Texas

I want YOU to be a member of MY sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits!

look, the bridge to nowhere ended up right here!

Barak, you should have asked the biggest earmark this year, 'coz you ain't getting one next year !

"Look! There's another humorless viewer who things that, 'Hey! There's a pig wearing lipstick!' could actually win them a T-Shirt"

look at 'em john! they're buyin' it!

"Healthcare? Ha ha ha ho ho ho he he he"

YOU, are the ONLY reporter I'll talk to....until I'm briefed on what I'm supposed to say!

team maverick will be right back after the commercial break! stay tuned!

My American flag lapel pin is big enough for the both of us.

"Can I hear $100, $100 dollars for the new laughing, clapping, John Mc Cain action doll. See John, its easy to raise money for MY run to the presidency"

Rochester Hills, MI

Thanks Carl Rove. We did it all with just one speech!

palin points finger at obama, mccain claps!

That one! Can I shoot that one?

Palin, "Hey you holding the McCain sign, you're our next Secretary of Defense."
McCain, "Why not!"

Hey John! It's Waldo!!!

Gov Palin says, "And if you believe that, I've got a bridge to sell you!"

Joan from Sarasota

Marie looks great but what happened to Donnie?

Lisa Cooper
Tampa, Florida

Be careful my friend, or else I'll use my skills to turn *you* into a pork chop.

George Alan Smith
Washington, DC

Palin: Did I tell you folks about the Bridge to Nowhere and "Thanks but no thanks!"
Did I tell you "I put a plane on Ebay?" " I am a hockey Mom!"
McCain: "Keep it up Sarah -This is the issue on the minds of every American and we're this close to winning the election!"

Look John, a pig with lipstick. Nice shade. Will it look good on me?

Oh look, John. This is what the crowd looks like when I'm around. Sorry I won't be campaigning with you for the next few days, but I have to pander to my Alaskan constituents.

Red Rover Red Rover,,,,O'Bama Come Over

Is that a bridge to no where I'm seeing? then let it be no more!!
I want a bridge to the white house!!

Gov. Palin: "The crazy thing is, you wear more make-up than I do!!"

Holy Crap!, they're buying it! ...they're actually buying it! Just keep clapping, smiling, and pointing!!

"We're now taking suggestions for fake controversy subjects..."

Palin: Look John! a picture of a nice mansion!
McCain: That's the White House, Sarah
Palin: Hmm... So the White House is not an igloo?!?

Politics takes a back seat as the Lipstick comedy duo take center stage!

This campaign IS The Bridge To NOWHERE!!!

Hey America! Pull my finger!

"America – you've been punk'd!"

But wait!… There’s more!

There goes your "straight talk express"-they're gonna need some big shovels to clean up after our new train!

Ah yes, the good ol' clap, clap, point. I never knew that it could be done by two people though.

"Look! Some dead animals!"

Look John. Pigs do wear lipstick...and apparently they fly!

The Queen and King of Diversion.

Senator Obama....I've got some lipstick for you!

I know, I know. The only thing my resume had on it before I was mayor of that podunk Alaska town was: Right wing, bible thumpin' nut job. Look, she's got a copy of it!

Is that...TOM BRADY?

The lady in red and the old man who's practically dead.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!!!!!

Look John, they misspelled "GLOBAL WARRING" on the tele-prompter!

"Now, who is interested in the oceanfront property that John has in Arizona?"

"And our success is another example of why you'll never see Republicans make American education a priority!"

HA! Who's the media hog now... media hog in lipstick that is ...

Hey America! Pull my finger to find out what I think of Global Warming.

Dave Griffiths
Kingston ON Canada

"Everyone clap with us if you want to return to the 1800's!"