Where's the cheese?

Connie Sergeant
Arvada, Colorado

Gov. Palin gets the "scoop" on local business.

Why yes. I am really Anita Bryant

That's right – don't skimp out on me. The barracuda needs her ice cream.

There's nothin' like an ice cream cone after four days of red meat.

Come on, add another scoop, for all the taxpayer dollars I SAVED on that Jet I sold on Ebay!

I know this is going to sound weird, but my oldest daughter wants pickles on hers.

This one's named after Sen. McCain. It's called "the cone of silence".

Make mine a double!

AAH yeah...moose tracks...it always reminds me of home!

Cindy...Ga.

2 scoops of Democrates, sprinkled with sarcasm please.

Hey, can I get a little chocolate "moose" on that, please!

Triple scoop of Ben and Jerry's Fossil Fuel for the lady from Alaska !!

Can I walk in your freezer for a little while? I'm home sick for Alaska.

Do you have "Moose" flavored?

Nice scoop, but you put it in the wrong cone – I don't waffle on anything!

Is it possible to split that five ways?

I'll have a waffle cone for me and can you send a kids cone to the whining democratic presidential nominee?

Cindy...Ga.

Do you know what the difference between vanilla and chocolate is?

EXPERIENCE!

Rocky River, OH

What do you mean you don't have "Moose Jerky" or "Smoked Sockeye" flavors?!

One Scoop? Cheap bastard. Must be a democrat. Give me more or I will shut you down when I become Vice President.

Does anyone here have a pit bull? I will need to touch up my lip stick after I finish off this cone.

I'm not that conservative! Give me more!!!

Wow... this national campaign stuff is really heating up! I'd better cool off with a scoop of ice cream!

Hurry up buddy, I have a pregnant teenager in the car! And don't call me GRANDMA!

(Palin thinking)Statue of Liberty impression I get it........hold the cone with one of those Wisconsin cheese head hat and Wisconsin goes Red!

I wonder how much I can get for this on Ebay.....

Marina del Rey, CA

Wow! There's so many scoops out there on me! Now this is the kind of scoop I like!

I usually have the moose, but the antlers are so damn crunchy.

Sarah Palin doing a "quick study" on how to make waffle cone scoops.

The last thing that moved that slow, I shot!

Can I get the NRA discount?

Palin: yummmmmy!!!!!!!! I can't wait to eat vanilla ice cream cone with toppings!!!!!!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

"We have great ice cream in Alaska........oh...by the way, do you want to see my new passport, it's really cool."

You do realize I'm a moose shootin', hockey mommin', pistol totin' .....
make it a double or I'll put your store on ebay!

How about some Jesus juice to wash it down?

I know how to cut the pork, so give me more!!!

Just what I need to cool the rhetoric!!

Vanilla for me, and chocolate for my moose please.

Could you slow it down and show me again. I'm a quick study, but not that quick!

Gov. Palin has more on her mind than politics ..... her 'just desserts!'

The truth on how political candidates spend their campaign money

I know a dip when I see one.

Ms. Palin, I hear you like to candy coat things. Would you like m&m toppings or chocolate sprinkles?

The real scoop...I absolutely LOVE what I do!

This pit bull with lip stick would like nothing better than to finish off a good moose burger with some good old vanilla.

Yum! My moose flavor icecream.

Can you add an extra gob of "sugar coating", I'm on a roll !!

Palin: This ice cream reminds me of Obama....good to look at but when left out too long it can't take the heat.

Cindy...Ga.

Hey, have you heard the latest scoop? I hear that that Sarah Palin lady ... Hey, did anyone ever tell you that you look like her?

VP a la mode?

Would you like to hear what the difference is between a pitbull and a hockey mom?

Cheesecake flavored ice cream in Wisconsin, hmm... when I'm V.P. there will be Moose flavored ice cream in Alaska.

"I'll scoff that thing down like a pit bull."

" Here you. are. Kinda looks like a crown,

hey wait a minute if that's how you measure two scoops I need you to help me measure the trade defeceit !!

VP a la mode?

Kim Edmonton Alberta

UMMMMM, great in a cone... there will be enough left to sell on Ebay!

"One scoop for Senator McCain, and an Eskimo Pie for me please ."

Some time’s my eyes are bigger then my stomach and other time’s I promise more then I can deliver… I hope I LEFT that bad habit back at home.

This is the best place to hide out. The reporters will never suspect that I'm out getting a scoop of my own.

...and could I have a Baked Alaska for our next President.

I am for smaller goverment but I am also for bigger scoop mister

A little comfort food for the new Republican V.P.

"The only difference between a scoop of vanilla and a hockey mom is an AK47."

Sir, can I please have 2 scoops of ice cream in an upside down Democratic hat please.

Can I have extra napkins? I'd like to eat it outside in the sunshine with Senator McCain.

mmmm....Moose Tracks, puhleeeze!!

What hot flavoure??For now , just on camera, but for a tasty topping just touch the screen:)

Now that's how you make a pit bull smile!

I really wish that some one would explain to me what is it that the VP is supposed to do while I eat this Ice Cream?

Rocky River, OH

In the spirit of the Republicans waffling on important issues and her vanilla speech, Sarah Palin requests a very appropriate dessert.

One scoop of Republican Very Vanilla on a sugar-coated waffle cone!

MMMMMMMM...Ice Cream.

Excuse me... do you have any of those "new-clear" cones?

An Obama supporter sreving Palin a scoop of her speech in a cone.

"Give me another one with bitters on it for Biden."

"I want two scoops and lots of sprinkles...that's an executive order."

Well, Sarah, since this is for you, we'll put the Republican flavor on top!
I believe the flavor is called "Moose Tracks", it's vanilla ice cream with chocolate and few (pea)nuts spread throughout.

First of many lickings – right back at 'cha, Sarah – may the door not kick ya on the way out!

I'll have the "John McCain" with sprinkles, hold the stars.

"C'mon heap it on like you're not in the lower 48."

Well, I've heard about Gustaf's Cone of Uncertainty and McCain's Cone of Silence.... Hmmm. I think I'll have a Cone-a-Copia.

One scoop for each of the foreign countries she's visited.

A big scoop please.... .. but with only a dash of politics, thanks!

One McCain-Palin Special – Plain vanilla over a hard, sugary confection.

Sarah Palin inquires if they serve "Abuse of Power Pralines " or "Cookies n Cream Corruption".

difference between hockey mom and VP? ice-cream!

Obama needs an ice cream break; give it to him – he'll know what to do with it.

the pit-bull wiped off her lipstick to enjoy some ice-cream!

.That's the coolest ice cream cone I've seen this side of Alaska.

I'd like a conservative scoop, thank you!

for inside scoop of republican party? buy some ice-cream for the hockey mom.

America the Beautiful

we finally found mccain's cone of silence.

fordyce ark

"On second thought, make that a regular cone. Waffles can cream you in big-time politics."

"Hi could I order a gallon of ice cream? I shot a moose from a helicopter today and we need dessert."

Two scoops of pandering please.

Hey, you don't have to be so skimpy on the vanilla. I am not trying to fit into one of those Hillary pantsuits.

Hey – i can sell that on Ebay for a profit.

Maybe those polar bears could float on a sea of ice cream.

Hey, you don’t have to be so skimpy on the vanilla. I am not trying to fit into one of those Hillary pantsuits.

Crystal, Terre Haute

This one is on the house for the old gentleman in your party with the white hair.

a small scoop of obama dissing is good for me!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for the "ICE QUEEN" !

Allison

Charlotte, North Carolina

"NO, I am NOT Tina Fey!"

Grandpa McCain said I could have anything I wanted on it! cause I was a very good girl.

Now that we've fooled, American's I'll take two scoops!

"I'll have NRA Neoplitan, pronto."

Does that ice cream come with moose sauce?

No, I'm for change give me two scoops.

Hurricanes, schmurricanes! The only cone I am "concerned" with is my waffle cone.

Lesley Foster,
Jacksonville, FL

That cone is way too large, I can't wait to sell it on ebay.

~Flavor of the Day "Vanilla Country First"

or

~Flavor of the Day "Vanilla Outside the Beltway"

An Obama supporter serving Palin a scoop of her speech in a cone.

Thanks, Kid – now if you don't vote Republican I'll have you FIRED!!

Wait, let me check the recent ice cream flavour polls before I choose.

"Myrtle put down your coffee...go ask for her autograph...It's not everyday you meet Caribou Barbi"

No, no noooooo......I want to serve kool-aid!

and a cup of pudding for the old white guy - thank you.

Reminds me of home....

Ahhh I'm colder than that.

Do you happen to know what Hillary Clinton's favorite flavor is?

"A little 'waffling' with ice cream on top, please!"

Wait, let me check the recent ice cream flavor polls before I choose.

Hey, arent we going to ban Ice Cream like we do books and Abortion?

I guess being an ice cream scooper is ... sort of like being a vice president except that you actually do stuff every day.

No! Not in a Democrat Cone!

I'm a small town girl, I love small ice-cream scoops.

Now that's a ice cream to put my lipstick on!

~Here's a Big serving of your "Double Down Maverick" waffle cone.

Wow,Thank you, now I can show John McCain how to keep his arms up when he's greeting someone.

Cedric Cook
Champaign, IL

Yes vanilla! Is there any other flavor, really.

Two scoops of cold ice cream for my cold hearted mouth

A waffle cone you say? We don't have those in Wasilla!

Remember I am the Vee Pee!

A waffle cone, GREAT!! I love WAFFLING on issues!

I Don't remember making ice cream runs for the old guy as being part of the job description.

I hear that this is Tina Fey's favorite too!

I'm a hockey mom. I deserve free icecream!

After doling out some red meat, Palin craves a sweet treat!

The cameras capture a glimpse of the McCain Campaign's process of vetting Gov. Palin.

Make it low fat. This hockey mom doesn't want hockey hips! And to top the cone off, can I have some Lack of Experience on top? Thanks.

C'mon mister, America has no ice cream shortage! Scoop, baby scoop!!!

WOW! There are more scoops on that cone then there are people in Alaska!

That oughta hold me 'til I get back to Alaska!

I came. I thaw. I conquered.

I come down here from Juneau Alaska, and you give me ICE CREAM!~

Extract of Badger you say? Two scoops please!

Palin getting her scoop, but won't give the media their "scoop"-how convenient!

"Are you shure is's 'sugar free'"?

Patricia Chicago

No thanks! I I don't want to mess up my lipstick

Scoop, baby, scoop!

Ahhhh, ice cream. It stops your pants from falling down.

Don't worry, it won't melt. There's no such thing as global warming.

No, no, I said cone of "silence"...

I came here from Juneau Alaska to change things and you give me ICE CREAM!~

"Oh yeah, this is for my grands...err, that is, my son."

No, no, you misunderstood – I said cone of "silence"...
Woodland Hills, CA, USA

Nope, no interviews for me. They are afraid I will give you the scoop!

Hand the cone over and no one will get hurt!

Grandpa McCain says that I can take my cone and sit in the corner while he and his buds finish messing up America.

You need to cool down Ms Palin... here you go!!!!

Oh boy! If I turn it over, I'll have a dunce cap!

Janet Eswein
Monterey, CA

This is the closest thing to a microphone I will see for the next 2 months.

What... no sprinkles?

Sure, I'll put that on ebay for you, I'm a power seller!

You need to cool down Ms. Palin.... here you go!!!!!!!

Sure, I'll take Rocky Road...guess I'll have to get used to it...
Woodland Hills, CA

Hanna WHO? Tremble in fear before the CONE OF PALIN!!!

Didn't you hear? There is a double standard for me. I require a double helping.

Statesboro, GA

Wait! Don't hand it to me until my kids are all gathered around.
Media – don't drag my family into this campaign.
Kids: smile and wave for the camera.

That's the biggest ice cream cone I've ever seen – but I do tend to exaggerate...
Sam
Edmonton, AB

Wow! I'll give you 1000 square miles of pristine Alaskian land to, drill baby, drill, if you lay on one more scoop!

Make it two scoops of vanilla in a waffle cone. There's an executive decision for you Campbell

Top that with Chocolate.

"Senator Biden, just because YOU know how to make an ice cream cone doesn't mean I don't know how to eat one. More please.