What's uuuuuup?

Despite airing a "polite" ad, McCain's feelings about Obama's speech are quit obvious

Blah... more blue-collar voters...I only support the rich and wealthy.

I'm feeling a little "pale in" comparison to the democratic ticket.

Where's my water bowl?

Annie Hogan
Medford, MA

My friends, check out my Michael Jordan immitation.

Matt
Long Island, NY

If that is how he really feels about Sarah Palin, maybe he shouldn't have picked her...

After the Democratic Convention the Repulican Convention will be palin' by comparison.

Without sweat glands, the Senator has to pant to cool down.

I chose the Gov. from Alaska because anyone else would just "Palin" comparison.

"EWWW, don't touch me, I saw you pick your nose with that hand!"

Must....catch.....hand

With Gov. Palin as my running mate there will be a new soap opera this fall: "The Old and the Beautiful."

What is the name of my VP again? I cannot remember. Wait, if I can't remember how will anyone else? What have I done! Is it too late to change my mind?

Did someone give me Pepsi?

Sarah Palin as VP? McCain couldn't swallow it, either.

I really found Obama's speech a-Palin

Yes im 72, and what am i doning here, im exhausted

OUCH, I wonder if this is John McCain's tongue lashing for the Dems

I'M ALLERGIC TO POOR PEOPLE!

Hey, aren't you the same guy that broke my wife's hand?

Ouch, now that's exactly why I chose a woman for my running mate.

My goodness did I just pass gas?

Oh My God!

Get that proctologist away from me!

Suddenly, I have a sour taste in my mouth. It seemed like a good idea yesterday.

"Ugh.. Having to kiss babies during political conventions always leaves a bad taste in my mouth."

"Ugh.. having to read off of teleprompters always leaves a bad taste in my mouth."

Mccain proving to his supporters that he does not have a forked tongue

"No I said hold my CALLS jerk!"

"Ugh, if I could only reach over there and grab that reporter's lollipop out of his shirt pocket."

gosh i am too old for this , i am going to have a heart attack

steve ramsey
alberta

what !!!! unexperienced lady will be my VP.....AND FROM ALASKA !

STEVE RAMSEY
ALBERTA, high level

Oh me gosh! I just made the first, most important decision a presidential candidate can make...and it was the WRONG choice...I think I'm gonna hurl!

"Left wing Democrats make me throw up."

Working hard for the Zombie vote, McCain bites off more than he can chew.

"Ugh... Just a little further and I can escape from this crowd."

"Honey, you're supposed to shake my hand!"

Please turn me loose; Karl Rove made me pick Sarah as my VP!

Wow! that Moose stew Governor. Palin cooked up is giving me terrible cotton mouth!

Gee I am so excited that my vp pick said yes! Because I am old but not dead....she hot!!!

"Help! Someone help me out of this crowd!"

Stop! I having an arthritis flareup

In this way i can dril for oil and gaz in alaska , i can test the victory

steve ramsey
alberta- high level

HairBall!!!

yuk she smale like fish..

steve

Yuck....CROW!!!

Stop! I'm having an arthritis flareup

when i lie my tonque swell

panokyo

Take it easy pal,I already have a firm grip on myself.

Do you know that the tongue is the strongest muscel in human body?
and that your brain shrink when you get older....mmmmm something funny going on

steve ramsey
high level, alberta

WAAAZZZAAAAPPP!!!!

McCain demonstrates what he would look like if he had a heart attack, thereby making Sarah Palin the next President.

What gave you the impression that having a girl as a running mate makes me sick?

You'd have a hot tongue if you had some of the moose stew that Soccer Mum brought me all the way from Alaska!!!

Uh Oh. I feel just like HW Bush did on his 1992 Japan trip.
–Annie McCormick, New Mexico

honest to God i took the temper pill.....look nothing unther my thung

steve ramsey
high level, alberta

What do I think of my choice for the running mate?

Mccain just Palin' around with his supporters

So what if Palin is inexperienced.. she takes my breath away!!
Louise Senger
Campbell River, BC Canada

McCain tries to "rock the vote" with his best Ozzy impression.

Ouch! Don't squeese so hard for my VP selection, nobody else is!

Gordon/Athens, Greece

That's a 10 on the handshake "Squeeze-O-Meter".

Oh man, those Long Island Iced Teas last night just did me in, and I... uh... what???? I did WHAT??? WHO???????

McCain... FOR offshore drilling... AGAINST onshore squeezing.

I pick sara cause she is from alaska and i love santa cluse and the rain deers

steve ramsey
high level ,alberta

Help! I'm choking on my own criticism of Barack Obama's inexperience to be commander in chief.

Lord, help me....Barak and Joe are right.... I really don't have a clue! My VP choice has me about to gag!

Sarah, help I'm choking. Do you know the Heimlich maneuver? Sarah, Sarah. You were here a minute ago!

McCain: "Waaaaaasssssssssuuuup"

My jaw dropped too the first time I got a good look at Sarah Palin.

Twins – this is McCain doing the famous George W chocking on a pretzel trick..TADA

Who said I am 72 ? Look at me! , I am not just young at heart!

My first thought was, "Is he having a stroke"

Ack! polar bear meat tastes much worse than I thought !

Quick! Someone push the button on my Life Alert pendant.

One day one in the white house I will ban those terroist pretzels .....

Senator McCain demonstrates how tasty
the Skyline Chili was last night in Cincinnati.

picture caption...
Well, I had to pick Sarah Palin. Have you seen how Leiberman looks in drag?

"That D.N.C. left a bad taste in my mouth!"

The instant you put an attractive woman by John McCain's side he becomes Bill Clinton.

Stagecraft – McCain re-enacting that famous momment – George W chocking on a pretzel

Some voters are just bitter.

Hey, give that back! It’s for my glaucoma!

aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...............ooouuuchhhhh!!!! aight aight I give up!!!! Please don't thump my crooked hump!!!! It's already out of service C'mmon show some mercy!!!! Buddy Barack....You win!!!!

-Bevin Shrestha, Stony Brook, NY 11790

Don't pull too hard, that's the good arm!

No, wait, please! I bit my tongue – it came out wrong. I meant Pawlen-ty! Not Palin!

Who do these people think I am? Barack Obama?

BC Canada
I thought George W already passed the No Pretzels Law

"Owwy...I need to start fist bump'in."

McCain in agony after watching the Democratic Convention and realizing his chances of becomming President are slipping away.

so I'm not the only one with a bad taste on the tip of my tongue about my VP nominee?

Ouch! Boy they sure shake hands differently now then they did when I was a young lad.

B-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-c-c-c-k-k-k ! B-r-r-r-r-a-a-a-c-c-c-k-k-k !!
Pardon me, something seems to be disagreeing with me.

"Hey fellah...let me get that ice cream off your shirt for yuh."

Look everybody, I'm doing my best Michael Jordan handshake impression!

John McCain reacts to an agressive hand shake by sticking out his tongue.

Govenor Palin assured me that alaskan king crab was good!.......argggggggggggg

Hey! Not so hard, you don't want to break my already brittle bones.

Like Obama this and Obama that....Gag me with a spoon!

These aren't dentures baby, they are the real McCain!

"Take it easy on me, don't forget I'm 72 years old today!"

"What in the world have I done? I thought my advisors told me they had arranged to have 'Van Halen' perform at my birthday celebration... NOT 'Palen'!

That medical marijuana gives bad cotton mouth!

Obama-Biden… Oh, please! Gag me with a folk!
At least I have a women, and she's young enough to be my granddaughter.

They told me politics was a good gig for those with OCD. Now i know how Monk feels.

It's not true! I am "in touch!" See my Gene Simmons impression?

Gaack! Only a mother could kiss THAT ugly baby !

In yet another attempt at proving he is not too old to become president, Senator McCain allows potential voters to count his teeth check his vitals!

John McCain tries singing a rock song to liven up the crowd: "God of Thunder...and Rock 'n' Roll!"

Hey, don't pull so hard that's my weak arm, the one I used to pick my new VP.

Yvonne in GA

Senator McCain, after introducing Sara Palin as his new running mate, launched into an attack on Senator Obama's lack of experience when he suddenly began choking on his words.

Yeah, bo-yeess! At least I've got a gun-toting hockey-mom. So, how you like me, now?

McCain feeling ill after the Democratic National convention, consults his doctor on the go.

Doctor- "Open wide, and stick your tongue out sir"

McCain- "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Help, Help, these old hands ain't made for shakin!

In yet another attempt to prove he is not too old to become President.....Senator McCain invites potential voters to count his teeth and check his vitals!

"I meant to say Mitt"

Kawf, kawf! Obama-Biden... Oh, gag me with a folk!

Good God, did someone just goose me?

"Ow, take it easy, remember I'm a former POW that's turning 72 today!"

Quick, where is my guy with the wipes!

Oh gross a bug just flew in my mouth.

OMG I think I just touched a Democrat!

Sarah & Cindy think I should get my tongue pierced to get the young vote...................... Wha u ink ?

This bubble gum tastes like oil!

Yes, this is what I think of my choice for Vice President too!

Will you give my your vote if I touch my nose with my tongue?

Urgh, what was that she gave me again? Moose?

Will you give me your vote if I touch my nose with my tongue?

I've been exposed for too long, I need my Darth Vader helmet !

Doing his best Gene Simmons impersonation for the black-fingernailed Republican supporter reaching to shake his hand.

Senator McCain chokes from the smoke
caused by the candles on his birthday cake.

Stand back everyone the Maverick is finally gonna blow!!

Good thing young and fit Sarah Palin is around to give McCain the Heimlich in those dire gum-inhalation emergencies.

Wasuuuuuup! B.Y.O.B. Party at Ed's house, tonight, only 37 miles north of here, right on I-75 Tell Anderson, Erica and the gang!

Weekend at Bernie's III: The 2008 Presidential Campaign

Mccain feeling the after effects of V.P. Palin's homemade moose stew

Choking on a buckeye, Senator McCain comes to the conclusion
that they're worthless nuts.

Ahhhhh, watch it buddy I'll need that hand for when I get sworn in.

Hey if it works for gene simmons (K.I.S.S.) it might work for me !!

Can you smell "Victory" on my breath?

This is my reverse psychology tongue look that I use to attract beautiful
women!

Sarah Palin is horrible. Where's mikey? He votes for anything.

Thomas Beaber
Ephrata,WA

this guy just sneezed and he's shaking my hand ?! Palin should be here to take the blows

And this, my friends is how I french kiss my Trophy wife.

Breath mint, anyone? I need to get this bad taste of defeat out of my mouth!

I'm gonna "Lick" Obama!

Find my VP quick,we may need her to take over as Commander in Chief sooner than expected!!

Discrimination against women makes me sick!

The unfortunate consequence of picking a former beauty queen as a VP- How does he want to pick up the women vote, when he acts like this every time she walks into the room.

I'm gonna give Obama a real "Tongue Lashing"

Hey, squeeze harder maybe his head will spin around!!

"I'm training to be the lead dog on Todd Palen's dog sled team after the campaign. Because we all know 'Life is like a dog sled team, unless you're the lead dog, the scenery never changes'"

barrack hussain obama, what a tounge twister.

OOH, these $520 shoes are killing my toes!

MMMMM An ice cream cone. Can I have a lick?

Help, now for sure I will be surrounded by women's issue!

sarah palin.........she tastes like chicken.

"Who's the V.P. you ask? It's thright th-here on the thip of my thongue....th-see?"

I take everything said at the Democratic Convention, with "Tongue & cheek"

Stop putting your hands in my mouth I am not that hungry!

McCain's tongue is free at last after announcing his running mate today.

I Can't take it any more. Plani get me out of here!!!!

Another Gene Simmons wannabe!!

Brains....brains....brains....

Hi , i made the stupist mistake in making Sarah Plain as my VP. I will lose the election again this year.
California

That damn Barak, make me so sick. Ka-poey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Republicans for change? not even McCain wants to drink that kool-Aid

The guy in the white shirt is McCain's doctor and he said "open up and say ah, This is a check up cause you must be sick from picking Pallin"

Sen John McCain:"You know I turned 72 today not 27."

sir i was just questioning some of your issues, i didn't really think you had a forked tongue !!!

Yes...this was a lickety-split decision!

"The horror! The horror!"

Yes, I do still have my tonsils.. see

"It must have been that chicken salad sandwich I had for lunch"

Yuck - your fingernail polish is ghastly!

Senator John McCain finally mans up, and decides to treat his sore throat with some Buckley's.

McCain coughs up a hairball with catlike reflexes.

John McCain meets with the Association of American Proctologists

Sen John McCain:"Who knew shaking hands could be torture."

"Even I'm having a hard time swallowing that story that Sarah Palin has lots of experience."

Stand back everyone the Maverick is finally gonna blow!!

Not feelin' too good – hey Sarah, take over.

Blahhhh. John McCain realizes that he can't continue to vomit every time he gets paranoid about what was in the food. He's going to need to get a food taster. Help, David Gergen, Help!!!!!

Hey, guys I'm an old man take it easy o.k.?

How risky would they consider me when I announce I chose her?

Whale blubber!!!!! Sarah brought me whale blubber from Alaska and told me I would love it. I am going to be sick. Does anyone have Romney's cell number? I've changed my mind.

McCain's imitation of Obama's reation to the V.P. announcement.

With regards to the experience of his VP running mate Sarah Palin, "crow" doesn't taste that well after all.

When it came time to choose a vice presidential running mate, his first major decision as the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, Sen. John McCain choked.

OMG Baby boogers on my $2000 coat sleeve!

where is my Alasken Nurse!!! I am having a stroke...

Viagra affects me this way!

I'm so feed up with that Barak guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Moose stew? ....I'm going to hurl...

Please Help,

DNC left a bad taste in my mouth!!!

Don't you know McCain is allergic to democrats?!?! The aggressive handshaker must have been a democrat! Quick, Governor Palin, the EPINPEN, STAT!!!!

Sen John McCain:"Oh great more torture,what a way to spend my birthday."

Somebody, anybody, Please Help!!!

The DNC left a bad taste in my mouth!!!

Clyde E. Currie
Memphis,TN

Hey, love ya. But it's the shoulders I keep padded, not the hands.

I'll "lick" anyone who gets between me and the Presidency!

Wow!
I should of had a V8 instead of that moose stew!

The Maverick chokes down 18 million pieces of shattered glass!

Sen John McCain get's a special gift for his birthday as he shake's hand's with support's ,torture.

"Don't worry about her chances of becoming Commander in Chief. I'm healthy! See? Ahhhhhhhhh."

Once again, McCain choking on his own words!

aggggghhh in Dayton.....I need a Milwakee's Best!!!!!!!

McCain chokes at the sight of an Obama voter

McCain keeps practicing his "face of change" look.

As McCain's heart fiercely BUSTED out of his chest and DROPPED to the floor when he was caught off-guard by someone yanked his arm too hard, he thought to himself…

"OMG!! Someone's trying to kill me!"

But, shortly thereafter, he immediately realized it had been a false alarm. (Embarrassing!!!!!!)

KendraK
Albuquerque, NM
100% Obama Supporter

Na.. Na..Na..Na...Na... Naaaaa... I've got an awesome female candidate as an Vice President running mate, Barack.... and you don't! Sarah... see you in the White House!

I guess this is what defeat tastes like

Negative campaign ads have left a bad taste in my mouth!

Did you say sometthing about middle class tax cuts?

AH, HA,,,, I got you all. Who said I just didn't get it!

ouch!!!!

McCain's initial reaction after hearing that Governor Sarah Palin doesn't know exactly what a Vice President does.

Did you say that you're gay?

I've never better in my life since ! picked a good looking babe to be my VP instead of those other dudes.

Shortly thereafter, Sarah Palin had her own heart-attack when she realized she would be president.

Sen. McCain daydreams about licking the competition.

"Tongue Foo" Master
In Chief. Ready for service in middle east.

Virginia – Pensacola

watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow...

"What do I think of his speech last night? It makes me throw up"

When it comes to new ideas, he looks a little constipated.

I know she is a beauty queen, but how do you expect to capture the women vote, if you act like this every time she walks into a room?

"What do I think of his speech last night? It makes me throw up" – San Jose, California

May the man with the longest tongue win!

Republicans for change? not even McCain wants to drink that kool-aid

oh! Sarah, a young lady, please help me, an old man, to reach these voters before Obama reaches out.

I should have done the fist bump.

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I’ve never felt better in my life since I picked a good looking babe to be my VP instead of those other dudes.

"YUK! That Denver omelette left a really bad taste in my mouth"

Take it easy fella, I just swallowed 18 million pieces of glass!

Upon announcing his Vice Presidential pick, Senator McCain was having a "Sixth Sense" moment - HE DOESN'T KNOW HE'S DEAD!!!

"My answer to  democrats who are questioning my health is this; A  public  physical exam, this is part one. ..Ahhhhh."

It's official, my friends! My policies are even starting to gag me!

"For all of those who think I’m not healthy... take a look for yourself."

Ohh don't twist my arm so hard Sarah.
I will change my opinion on offshore drilling.

Oh no let me catch him before he supporter Obama.

AAAh he's texting Obama let me stop him.

Look out Gene Simmons!

"Does anyone have any antibacterial hand gel?"

When this political thing doesn't work out, I'm auditioning for KISS.

WWWWHHHHHHTTTTAAAAA'sssss uuuuuupppppppp!!!!!

DhamaLou

Sacramento

"Go ahead, touch my tongue and watch the hair grow out of my head."

I think I'm going to be sick; I just lost my chance to be President.

"I'm so hungry, I could eat a hand...or an elbow."

Really I love RUNNING for PRESIDENT ... I DO!!!!

BLAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

WHUZZZZ UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mahmoud from New York City

ouch, I can't fit in Cindy's splinters. try that with Palin, she's the barracunda. We Mcains are falling apart lately...litterally.

Eating crow sometimes means choking up a few feathers!

"CornNuts!"

Not a heart attack on my birthday!

WHAT WAS THAT? ARUGULA?!!!!

Rich gentlemen have it boys, indigestion!

"I'm bloviating!.......but don't tell O'reilly"!

Yawn..."Is it nap time?"

Hey, watch the hands! You know we have fragile bones...just look at what happened to Cindy.

This is not the kind of tongue lashing that McCain's supporters were hoping he would give Obama!

"KISS?"

ppppaaaallllliiinnn!???!!!! WWWWWaaaaaazzzzzz UUUUppppp!!!!!!

Lou
Sacramento

WHAT WAS THAT? ARUGULA?!!!!!

FAIRBANKS, ALASKA

McCain is ready to give Obama a tongue lashing during his convention next week.

Caption for McCain picture:

Oooh that was one bite too many of Palin's moose stew!!!

With Palin as my running mate, I'm ready to give my opponent a lickin'!

The Birthday Boy sticks out his tongue to show he's healthy and could use a drink to celebrate being 72 years young today!!

"Hawaii. Alaska. See, I do get it!!!!"

" Get it?.... I think I got it!"

Bush was right i should never have eaten that!

"Mayabae I should have taken Jesse Ventura!"

what do you mean that meat was imported from Canada.
British Columbia

I don't last very long outside of my cryogenic freezer

The concept 'a heartbeat away' is demonstrated for a suddenly terrified Republican crowd.

ugh! dont these people realize i am 72 and need my nap!

It seems even a Maverick would choke on 18 million pieces of glass!

Whew, that Hail Mary sure took a lot out of me!

Unhappy with his V.P. pick, supporters become more concerned with McCain's health, and insist that he turn and cough.

From the mouth of McCain comes Political Blessings!

"I thaid, thexism, smeckthism I theleckted Palin for her qualificathuns"

Mccain testing Palin to see if shes really ready on day 1

OH MY!!! I think I'm having an ALLERGIC reaction to becoming president!!

My friends, I'm going to puke.

Careful, I haven't had my calcium today!

Where's the prime minister of Japan when you need him?

Senator McCain accidentally gets his hand caught in his VP's breast pump.

Does anyone know where I can get a couple of beers round here to celebrate my birthday with my good looking chick pick for VP?

Now!
From the mouth of McCain comes Political Blessings!

It's not November 4th and the election is over. Now I can finally retire.

It's pronounced PALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN.

She didn't tell me she believed and taught Evolution. Now I'm Palin.

Mc Cain . I know why i've been lieing. Look see this is not my tounge.

Cindy! I think this is the big one! Lucky we have health care.

I cant believe i pick Sara!!! omg I think I might be sick...

Awe, what a cute baby, What do you mean thats not melted Chocolate!

no it's your nose that grows longer when you are telling lies, not your tongue

Argh... now we'll see if Palin has enough experience.

Ahhh... just what I wanted. A matching armsling like Cindy's.

One more handshake from the "Great Unwashed" and I'm gonna hurl

Eh! I think I swallowd a fly! I think I swallowed a fly!

OMG, I can't do this much longer.........germs!

What do you mean she doesn't know what a Vice President does!

" Good lord, I choose a woman as my partner and now you call me home"

I am going to beat obama with my tongue!

Where's the secret service? Someone's giving me a wedgie!

Shortly after eating a mooseburger offered by his new running amte, McCain tries to unload her...er...it

Ahhh... I think I just made myself sick with my own decision for VP. Barf!

Alllllllllllllllllll....abama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansa...
(in a sing-songy voice)

Stop pulling my tie, you're choking me.

Mccain demonstrating how prepared he is for the presidency by choking on the same pretzel as current president Bush.

"It was the Ambien,,I swear,,,See the residue on my tongue??? I don't remember asking Sarah to be VP! I was sleep-walkin', yeah–that's that ticket! "Do-Over" please...!!!!

Alllllllllllllllllll….abama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansa…
(in a sing-songy voice)

Elaine Winward
North Salem, New York 10560

Wow!

Bill Clinton's turn for seconds!

It was a promise I had made to Charlton Heston........

Hey wait!!! I'm alive! I'm alive!

Ouch... Cindy, Sarah... HE SQUEEZED MY HAND TOO HARD:(

McCain was reacting to news Bush was racing to New Orleans to personally take charge.

Ughhhhhhhhhh! Thank Goodness I was only dreaming - I actually thought I had picked Gov. Sarah Palin....and it cost me the election!!!!

Our issues are too important for the canidates to be playing political games!!!!!!!!

If Guatav ruins my convention I'll puke.

I'm not choking on my own words, This is smiling... with dentures!

McCain reacting to news Bush was racing to New Orleans to personally take charge.

james andrews
sacramento, calif.

I know I just lost the election with my VP choice, but, give me a break, Carl Rove made me do it !!!!!!!

It's a Republican Leadership credential... remember George Sr's trip to Japan?

A doctor told McCain to say "Ahhh "because McCain was feeling sick from his decision to choose Sarah Palin as his VP.

Arrrr....I didn't know how long I could keep a straight face after announcing my VP. WHAT was I thinking last night??

What do you mean I don't know her? I just met her today!

"Biden's from Scranton? The Democrats threw the late Governor Bob Casey under the bus about pro-life!"

Bobby Ausura
Levittown, PA
Formerly of Wilkes-Barre, PA

I'm thirsty for change!

Everyone knows about me being "in country" but I bet you didn't know I was "in continent."

oh no...Jessie Jackson just converted to a repupublican....and wants to cut something....

I'm feeling all the "hot flashes" from the Hillary voters. They must not be happy with my decision.

Secret Service, help my Depends are leaking!!!!!

"Sorry. I just thought about my VP decision again........."

"I thought it was a birthday card, but it was just my membership to the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits!"

How is she going to take care of new born (conservative values??) with some problems and go on campaign trail? Am I missing something?

Women? BLAH--! Can't believe I did that! (after introducing his VP)

You know John... estrogen pills stop my hands from hurting now that I'm in menopause. Perhaps you got a bad case of estrogen.

(Albert Chang from Houston, Texas)

Ouch! Diane Lane just pinched me!

Let me check your temperature. Did you really pick Palin as the VP?

Heyyy don't put your hands there! I'm not Bill Clinton!

Right after John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his Vice Presidental running mate he chocked on his words.

McCain chockes on remembering he has just pickes Palin as VP.

McCain reacts to Obama's acceptance speech.

McCain chockes on remembering he has just picked Palin as VP.

Ouch you're the same guy that hurt my wife!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuck. Either this is what defeat tastes like or that caribou I had for lunch with Palin was a terrible mistake!

aaah , i think i am really too old for this job

I'm soooo........... constipated......I just pandered to the Christian Conservative right..... I think I need to vomit as well.....Oh the stench of it all.......I feel so violated!!!!!!

If you see me a-comin' you better step aside, if I don't get you then my VP will.

All right, let's get the Gene Simmons vote!

Barf...did someone just say Barack Obama!!!????

"Ouch! All these cracks in the glass ceiling are starting to hurt!"

YEEEW......she tastes like Moose meat!!!!!

Oh my God! My Depends leaked!! Anyone got a spare?

McCain finds Palin as hard to swallow as the rest of the country.

Ahggha,I thought I told you to bring the RED tie!

OOOOUUUCH .OOOOOOUCH, OOOOOOUCH...don't squeeze my hand like that,i'm older then your grandparents for god sake..

a.j

Obama as president-

Communion wafer here.

Who's a rock star now? Yeaaahhh...look out Gene!

"It's not Awasksa, it's Alaska, now watch my tongue."

Perhaps if I pretend to be choking, they won't know I can't remember her name.

Who's a rock star now?

That was the Mexican Jellipino offered by Obama

Hurricane Gustav, oh no!

Is he choking to death or just spitting out more lies.

Gaaak! Moose burgers!

Aahh! My colostomy bag has ruptured.

Palin? I thought her name was Pavlov!

Thanks buddy – but I will need to use that hand again when I sign in as President.

The Senator reliving his youth as lead bass in Blitzer's band

Here's to you, Gorki Aguilar!

Let me through buddy, my new VP insists on going to the Old Boys Club for our third date.

Help me! I'm falling and I may not get up:-)

Owwl! Squeeze gently when enthusiatically shaking Cindy and my hand!

BAH! FOO-IE!!! After my VP announcement today America will be saying Barack Obama who???

This is the face I made last week at the doctor's office when I was told to turn my head and cou– happy birthday to ME!

Hey John quit trying to act like a member of Kiss!

I am really panting for this Presidential gig!

"My friend, Sarah has shot actual Polar Bears, and they look like this.."

My Friends!
Its a left wing conspiracy!!
That cad James Carville has put Tabasco in my starbucks.

XOXO

"Whoa, that five- year-old has one heck of a grip!"

I'm sorry,I should of told you to shake my left hand. My Dr. says that there is a cream I can start using that will stop my tounge from popping out when you shake my right hand,

Ahhh! I told you I already had my prostate exam!

A spry, 72 years young today, John McCain will star with cutie Sarah Palin in " A White House to far"

BEAT360:

"BLAAAAAAGHH...moose stew is definitely an acquired taste"

I am so tired and we have a convention next week!

Ladies man John McCain picks an Alaskan beauty who runs on moose stew!!

I guess I don't have to run anymore. I just use my tongue to get to the presidency.

John McCain's cameo on the set for the new upcoming zombie horror flick, Day of the Democrats

Cigars? No I gave them up, but thanks.........

Victory tastes sweet?

Justin Lorentz

If I hear "We Are Family" one more time........

Joyce Winslow, Bryan, Texas

YUCK! I don't care if she did shoot that moose herself...it SUCKS!...oh, excuse me...(did I say that out loud)...I guess being 72 makes you stupid!

I can't get the taste of that mooseburger Sarah gave me out of my mouth!

I just itroduced my new VP but it left a bad taste in my mouth by the way did you hear the joke about--–

I just swallowed my VP,its the only way I could live with my mistake of choosing her.

Senator McCain will play himself in his resurrection of "Beauty and the Beast"!!

This one's better:

"Victory's never tasted sweeter..."

Justin Lorentz

Kitchener, Ontario, Canada

I just picked an inexperienced young beauty queen as my running make, and I can't get the taste of foot out of my mouth.

OK McCain tell us what you really feel about your VP nominee!

McCain don't 26 years of Expreience he has one Experience 26 years

With Palin as VP, McCain's health becomes more important, prompting supporters to insist that he turn and cough.

Looks like his momma washed his mouth out with soap!

McCain Don't have 26 years Experience But one Experience 26 years

John McCain, immediately after hearinng that he's been invited to a caribou dinner with Amy Holmes, cooked and hosted by his new VP, Sarah Palin

Help I've fallen and I can't get up...........

OK, who checked my prostate....in this crowd.

John McCain 's Regurgitation of the same old politics

OH MY GOD! what happened to my healthcare plan:)

OH NO! McCain's dying! Who will Palin's vice-presidential nominee?

Senator McCain rolls the dice and quick picks the chick from a bridge from nowhere as his VP.

Ack!!!! That's my vietnamese prision-camp torture hand!

Here, shake my tongue, I mean my hand. No, my tongue.!!! No shake my left hand or my right tongue! Oh, no, is this my right hand??!!
Which way do I go!!!???!!

I can't raise my arms and shake hands but Sarah's right behind me – she can do that.

Who do you call beauty and ... you little jer..er..er..k!

Watch it that's a little tight. I'm not so "young" anymore.

"I am such a complete political whore I even make myself sick."

Finally! I see what his wife saw in him!

I plan to give Obama a licking and keep on kicking.

Hey Obama Palin is my pick, lalalalalal

Mitt Romney? UGH!!! Forget it! I'ld rather pick a someone a pretty woman than work with him.

She's my VP and she wants me to change a diaper?

Please, give me a drop of Reality.

I am a woman and was not excited about McCain, however, the choice of Sarah Palin has brought me into his court. McCain is the top of the ticket and is not dying, to my knowledge, at least not in the near future. I would rather see the VP getting on the job training rather than a President getting on the job training.

Uh oh... I didn't realize Gov. Palin has less experience than even Sen. Obama! That left a nasty taste in my mouth! Ugh!

Paul Yhonquea
Staunch Obama Supporter

Yuck, who did that in this crowd? That will gag a maggot on a gut waggon.

I picked Governor Palin because we both agree this is the only way to lick the Democrates.

Hey, Lady! That's not my hand you're shaking!

lets hope we don't see this face if he is the president as that will mean that Palin is the president

McCain has a little trouble swallowing his running mate's stance on social issues.

Get me nurse Palin

"Yuck! THAT left a bad taste in my mouth!"

Mr. McCain, I'm the President of the PTA at my kid's school. Do you have a cabinet position for me?

Susan
Silver Spring, MD

Not so tight! Senior citizen, remember?

Oh !!! It hurts !!!
Please don't show this picture to my sweet dear Palin, she might think i am not that strong and if she does see this tell her its just my hand, not my ....

Hey Obama Palin is my pick, lalalalalal

Pablo
From Miami , FL

Help! Even my tongue is flip flopping !

I got a hairball caught in throat! Quick, get me another running mate!

"I promise I'm healthy enough to be your president, check out my
tonsils!"

He looked into Palin Eyes,And saw her Soul (sounds Familiar)

What the hell, should have taken mylanta!!!!

I meant every word guy... If I was in charge of CNN all of you would be fired!!

OMG
I can't remember which house Cindy told me to return to after this rally!

"I thought Senator McCain was running for president, not a a 72 year old adolescent.

AhAh. I'm to old for this.

A smart move by McCain. Sarah Palin has added life to the Republican campaign. Now the race will be truly exciting. Tina

Sen. MaCain just gave Sen. Obama his ticket to the White house by that stupid move this morning, we dont have to wait till Nov. You Go Obama.

Look into my Tongue..
You will forget the last eight years..
You will forget the last eight years..

Easy buddy. That's my trigger finger!

This is Pale-in comparison of how I will felt when I announced my veep,,,arghhhhhh!

Moose and goose what a devastation!

I make myself sick!

OMG How disgusting! He must be half reptile! Ewwwwwwwww

The deadly duo!

O.K. Mr McCain.. now... COUGH.

Doug Berry
Huntsville Al

“Hey watch it, that’s the hand I injured during my only meeting with my V.P. pick; you know she actually peppered me while hunting.”

"Ouch! Cindy, I think I just sprained my wrist too!"

"Read my tongue...no new ideas." Linda Salis, Marlton, New Jersey

I hope I don't choke like this on November 4th!

Looks like the only "attack dog" on the GOP ticket is getting a little tired!