A 65 years old pit bull shows his commitment to fight for white house

Go get em’ Joe…the American Dream

Biden: “*yawn*… running for VP is so tiring…*yawn*”

Thank God, I have Joe on my side to take care of the Republican’s attacks

And again even though I have not been to Scranton, PA in years…I was born in Scranton

Watch everyone…when I open my fist, John McCain will appear in the form of white dove

Does John have any idea how many times I had to take the train back home to get the VP nomination

Calm down Joe. Don’t forget what happened to Howard Dean.

Barak, you pick paper and I pick rock…John’s scissors cannot beat the rock-paper combo

Joe Biden’s my name and street fighting’s my game.

The Fighting Irish- Biden and O’Bama hit the campaign trail.

“Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Obama-Biden! I mean Barack America!”

Ann
Oxnard, CA

Sen. Biden opens his mouth in preparation for the eventual insertion of his foot.

Obama and his ventriloquist dummy Biden.

“My mouth is as big as Barack’s ego.”

Joe Biden just found out about Viagra

Easy Joe, Don’t go all Howard Dean on me.

He’s got the bark- I’VE got the bite- Vote for OUR team - for CHANGE!

Sen. Biden tries to impress the crowd by putting his entire fist in his mouth.

Mmmm, not bad, but I think Howard Dean’s “Aarrrgh” was better.

Go Phelps, Together, We Were Both Cheering for Michael Phelps !!

Obama looks on unsure if Sen Biden will be able to hit the high notes in his show stopping rendition of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”

In That Hug, I Got Obama’s Nose, and He Doesn’t Know It !!

Yeah , hillary now what . I am Obamas VP, now what Hillary.

california

Yes! He Scores!!

“I give you the next president - Joe Biden!
“Thank You Barack America!

Just let me at ‘em!

Obama thinking: “They told me he (Biden) is uncontrollable, what have I done????

Joe Biden is fired up and ready to go!

Watch Out McCain , This Fist Has Your Name On It !!

“Our campaign is all about change and I’m going to start with Barack Obama by showing him what real passion looks like.”

I can’t believe he picked me!

Look out I am FED up - we NEED CHANGE!!!!

Joe Biden yawns for Change.

take this fist if you think i’m older than mccain!

Obama gets used to operating the Joe Biden puppet.

to show my loyalty to obama, i’ll stuff this fist in my mouth. or mccain’s.

Lets get ready to Rummmmmmmmmmmble!

Biden: It’s Victory that I can scream!!

Obama: It’s Victory that I can smell!!

I’m on top and I’m not going anywhere now!

“Not only are we going to New Hampshire, … we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to California and Texas and New York … And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we’re going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! BbbbYeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!”

the new old guy in the presidential race.

Together
We All Cheer The Women’s Olympic Volleyball Teams, . . .
Yes They Did !!

I will tear the GOP VP candidate up like a rag doll.

Biden proves he has a big mouth.

Don’t worry Barack, if I feel like I’m about to say something stupid, I’ll shove my fist in my mouth.

“I’m from pennsylavania! I’m a scrappy kid from pennsylvania!! Did I tell you I love pennsylvania!!! Because I’m from pennsylvania!!!!

“When I write a speech, I really make it my own.”

together sen. obama and i will CHANGE my big mouth, yes we can.

I will rule with an Iron Fist………right Barack?

“Hooah”

Sen. Biden attempts to defuse concerns about him being a loose canon by threatening to punch out anyone that raises the topic!

Joe Biden…on becoming Obama’s Vice Presidential running mate:

To quote my dear friend Howard Dean…. YYYYEEEEEAAAARRRHHHHH!!!

YAWN. I stayed up texting all night, annouce it on AC360 next time.

If anyone tells the voters that my middle name is Robinette, I’ll punch them in the stomach.

“Joe, your first stop on this campaign will be the Barbershop”

My name’s Joe Biden
There is no more hide-n
Obama’s right hand guide-n
Together we’re ride-n!

–Ilona from Alberta, Canada

He hates it when I call him Hillary…

Biden goes in for a knuckle punch but finds no one there.

Be afraid, John… Be very afraid.

Obama is just “biden” his time to see if a fly in Joe’s open mouth would be better than what is sure to fly out!

the games are over let the real gamesbegin

Maybe if I put my fist in my mouth I won’t be able to insert my foot.

Obama wonders if it’s too late to “Change” his mind.

“And together we can defeat the Clinton’s!”

What in the heck did I just do?

“Unlike Jesse Jackson’s strategy, I will just squeeze them off with my bare hands!”

“I’m Joe Biden and not Howard Dean YEAHHHH, and I sure hope that this rant doesn’t cost me the vice presidency, YEAHHHHHH.”

If the other guy also picks a Sentor, that makes four of us not in Washington! If we can get another 20 or 30 out of town something might get done this fall.

Hillary who???

Did he just say “Barack America”?

YES! Another young whipper snapper falls for fhe old ‘pull my finger’ gag!

I said Delaware. D-E-L-A-W-A-R-E. Yes, it is a state. Below Pennsylvania, above Maryland.

I am so happy barack obama has agreed to be on the ticket

Joe Biden knows his feet are in the right place and at the right time.

I cannot wait to me OPRAH

(Obama thinking) I wonder if Joe take steroids?

Watch out McCain we are going to punch you out!

Biden demonstrates his secret weapon, the “right” knockout punch.

Biden yelling out.
I never said Obama was not ready to be president, that was my evil republican twin John Dubya Biden.

Daly City,Ca

Charleston Heston explains how he parted the Republican Red Sea.

Are you ready for some football?!

barack your wife is as drop dead gorgeous as mine

Biden practices his fist bump.

Come on up and rise up Brother Biden! You are the chosen one!

Obama’s a thinking man and John’s a preprogramed ,out dated robot.

….and then in one swift move ninja like move, I’ll take McCain’s heart out of show it to him before he dies.

I stand by my comment that I didn’t mean what I said when I said I stood by my comment that Obama wasn’t ready to lead!

“I’m the VP nominee, now I’m cool! Watch how I can put my fist in my mouth.”

Yeah, Hillary! Who’s tough now?!

Sen Barack Obama:”Joe,take it easy you don’t want to be the next Howard Dean.”

Joe Bidden will hit the Republicans with so much RIGHTS they will be begging for LEFTS…….WINGERS that is.

I got the call thanks to this “one-potato”.

NOW we are talking… It is a war OBAMA HUSSAIN-BIDEN against OSAMA BI-nla-DEN. With this ticket WE CAN !!!

This is the best conspiracy of 21st century! Maybe they will really believe we are bros….

I didn’t know the Amercian Dream was having more house then you can count.

“Easy there big fella…don’t go all Howard Dean on me”

So you think this hand is the one with the M&M, huh?

Obama wonders “Didn’t Bill Murray give this same speech in the 1979 movie Meatballs?”

Shift it into gear and go, Daddy-O!!!

Sen. Biden. Don’t forget that I picked you for VP. You are not the presidential candidate.

Barack Obama is shown taking mental notes as Biden demonstrates how much better he is at painting Obama’s picture than Obama…

Joe Biden has a knuckle sandwich with extra Obama Sauce for McCain.

YEAH….. Barack picked me for the Vice President position. I sure hope they don’t find out I have been in this non-functioning Congress 10 years longer than John McCain, and he is only 6 years older than me.

Sen Obama:”Finally, someone who likes to talk more than me.”

My bodyguard.

Joe Biden yells at DNC crowd ” The republicans have had their chance to ruin our country, now give Barak and me a chance to really screw things up”.

YO McCain!
I got some “Joe-mentum”too.

Let’s Go Boys & Girls!!!
There’s trouble in Government Town!

Come’on lucky dice..
Daddy needs a new pair of running shoes!

Sen Joe Biden:”Finally,I get to talk without a time limit!”

Yahtzee!!!

Don’t taze me bro!!

“Listen to me Marty, we need to reach a speed of precicely 80 miles an hour at the exact moment the lighning bolt hits the clock tower in order to go Back To The Future!!”

Yeah, but where I come from we have a little thing known as Delaware Punch!!

previous comment spelling correction: OBAMA HUSSEIN-BIDEN Thank you.

“Wrath… just one of my many VICES.”

Now hear this, my backer Barrack Obama just told you all that I will be the next President and I’m happy to nominate him as my VP to replace that no good Duck Chaney.

FIGARO
FIGARO
Fi-GAR-O!!!

“Hey Barack, I’ll rochambeau you for the top spot on the ticket!”

….a chicken in every pot and 24 ounce mug in every hand.
Tacoma WA

Sen. Biden demonstrates his national security experience by taking the press core’s lunch money.

“I’m ready for my first fist bump!”

Obama looks on in mild embarrassment as Joe Biden brings out an old Arsenio era “Whoop-whoop!” call to warm-up the crowd.

Joe Biden…Everything a gracious winner should be!

Hemorrhoids — that’s the biggest pain this country has to face — Barack can sit ………. but I have to stand!

I’ll get a haircut when I become VP, I hear its free then…

Hillary and her followers make me feel ashamed to be an american…not only are they making them selves look stupid by not being able to except the loss and move on,their threating to vote for Mccain.Which means their comfortable with another 4 years of Bush/Mccain messing up the country and screwing over those that are middle class and lower class citizens….Canada’s lookin better every day

A tip to Joe Biden from Howard Dean: It’s ok to act tough, but leave out the scream.

Booyah! You got to have this old blue hen to win the cockfight, Hilary.

SING WITH ME EVERYBODY……….
“I’m ‘enery the 8th I am ……… ‘enery the 8th I am I am ………. I got married to the widow next door ………. blah blah ….. blah blah blah……etc etc….”

Hey Bill and Hill - BOO YAH

Maybe he will give me one of those fist taps like he gave Michele

Joe demonstrates a lesson from his first Karate class:
“HHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEGGGHHGFFDDRRIIUIIUUHHIIIIIIIIEEEEE……!!!”

Barack Obama and Joe Biden replace Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins in the new political thriller “Meet Joe Black”.

Sleeves rolled up and hard at work, supervised by his boss.

Barack wonders if anyone notices the earplugs he’s wearing.

“….and as Vice President, I promise to NEVER shoot anyone in the face.”

“Eenie, Meenie, Minie, ME!”

Biden, as trying to relate to a younger audience: “Remember kids, I’m from Scranton, PA, the home of Dunder-Mifflin…Dwight Schrute has faith in this ticket and so should you!!”

and now Joe, the ventriloquist dummy will say “I believe in Barack Obama” without Barack moving his lips

Senator Biden debuts the new “Obama blue” necktie.

Barack accidentally stabs Joe Biden in his right cheek.

I’m not going to pay a lot for this muffler!

Yepp, I knew Biden would be the perfect bodyguard– I mean… VP candidate.

Biden demonstrates the martial arts yell and moves he’ll use to get those PUMAs in line.

” We have both long been aware of the internet, and know how many houses we own.”

“Straight talk THIS express, McCain!”

“If you can’t beat him, join him! O-BAM-A!”

Who’s up for a 7-11 run?

Biden’s my name and by Joe those late night comedians are not going to make fun of me!

“I will try not to put my fist in my mouth! My foot now….no promises!”

I cannot wait to meet oprah

Hey, John-boy!

Yes I Can……..oops…I mean, Yes WE Can!!

Obama’s mind drifts as Joe begins his speech…

hmm…is Joe wearing the same shirt as me?? I wonder how the media will spin that one.

Yeeehhawwww…I just saved $500 dollars by switching to GEICO!!

You should know better, Johnny boy, than to take on the fighting Irish!

Introducing America’s latest ventriloquist act, Barack and Biden!

Is it just me or is Senator Biden wearing the same tie that Senator Obama had on in Unity, New Hamshire???

Flint, Michigan 48505

Johnny, you old bag of bones! I know where your skeletons are hiding!

Joe Biden commits his first gaffe by proclaiming that “together we can BEAT John Mccain.”

I’m here to fight for Barack Obama, for America, and for everyone who remembers how many homes they own!

We’re the perfect match - something old, something new, something barrowed and something blue!

Obama and Biden take a leisurely ride on a bicycle built for two through Springfield hoping to find Homer or Bart to get their endorsement!

Hey, John! I’ve got more Facebook friends than you do!

Hey, Johnny! Put Cindy’s money where your mouth is!

Obama picked Biden because he wanted a wrinkly, old, bald guy of his very own.

John, you say you want the truth about the economy? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

When asked if he might be better suited for George Stephanopoulos’ Sunday morning sidekick than Vice President, Biden responded
“why I oughtta….”

Barracks ‘bidens’ the dust

Went to the dance, lookin for romance, saw Barak Obama so I thought I’d take a chance - Ba ba ba, ba ba Barak!

I knew my ventriloquist skills would come in handy some day.

Okay, ready to insert Hillary’s foot in my mouth this time!

Hillary knew the rules, Im sure she understands…ROCK always beats SCISSORS!!!

John please don’t make me angry, you won’t like me when I’m angry

With Barrack in my corner, and as he so wisely predicted, I’ll be the First Bare Knuckle Fighter to become President of this great country!

C’mon! You remember me! I was in the primary. No, not him, the other white-haired dude.

I’ll punch your lights out if you don’t vote for us!

Dig this tie. You’ll remember the hue from Unity, NH.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant - Barak is almost qualified 100%!

Hillary knew the rules, Im sure she understands…ROCK always beats SCISSORS!!!

American Colors: Black and White in Red, White, and Blue

That ol’ Barack wedgie gets the same reaction every time!

(Lis, I like the got your nose one.)

We’re gonna win the vote in South Carolina, and Oklahoma, and Arizona, and we’re going to California, and then we’re going to Washington D.C. and take back the White House, Haaaaaaaaaaarrgh!

I can’t believe that I am VP ! This bud is for you, McCain.

“All Aboard !!”
“Hang on Barack, the 3 A.M. Express to Washington D.C. is leaving the station”

When I said, “I’m not the guy,” I meant at that moment. You may now consider me the guy.

The only thing worse than my dumps, are my terror fist bumps!

Barack thinking….”I knew I didn’t need Hillary and her 18 million votes. Joe said he already has about half of the Amtrack ridership. That’s a few dozen right there.”

Tacoma WA

Obama: Hmm Maybe I should have picked Hilary.

Biden getting his chance to plug someone else.

Biden responds with a big hoorah after learning that David Gergen has offered his service as Obama’s official food taster.

I love you John McCain…but we have a new kind of “Fist Bump” aimed at you!

Jean, Ottawa, Canada

“I am NOT the president”

obama: hmmm hillary has a better fist than biden

I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!

VP candidate Biden displays more passion in his speech shortly after his running mate gives him a wedgie.

Rocky Balboa never messed with this Scranton kid!

I swear I will punch myself in the mouth the next time I say ” The next President of the United States; Barack Amera!

With Barrack in my corner, I’ll be the First Bare Knuckle Fighter to become President of this great country

If Joe ever calls me Barack Amera again, I will stuff that fist in his mouth.

I just saved a ton on my car insurance.

When I pull a couple strings like this, there, my Senator Biden doll acts excited and energetic. Are you fired up, Joe? YEAH!

Hey, Johnny! MAKE MY DAY!

” I TOLD him that blue ties us to the Democratic Campaign!”

The Ventriliquist & His Dummy entertain the crowd in Springfield, Ill.

I know where all John’s loose screws are!

“When I looked in the mirror this morning I knew that Barack was a true politician. I reflected on the fact that he’d promised the people to remove all the ‘Gray-Hairs’ from office…and I’m still here!”

McCain and I might be friends in the Senate, but if he has a problem with me as Barack’s VP, I’ll punch him square in the nose!

Ticin
San Diego, CA

Biden prepares to send McCain’s “straight talk express” off the tracks

wow hes really going at it

I’ll show you who really should be President! I’ve never been #2~

Now how I have to figure out how to shorten Biden’s leash.

Ahhhh - forget about Gary Hart and the boating trip!

Boy are we in trouble now. Where is McCain……

Obama will tie the red states and I’ll tie the blue!

One of us is not in our happy place.

With little luck, he’ll become to sick to run and Nurse Hillary will come to my rescue.

Backing down from tyranny is not in my DNA!

I’ll take on the Old Warrior, Jesse Ventura and anyone else who tries to stop me becoming the next President.

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama pats Sen. Joe Biden on the back after Biden, proving his dedication, catches a pesky fly in mid-air that threated to disrupt Obama’s speech..

Son you may be too young for this type of fight, but i’m going to hit him hard with some real Moses versus the Egyptian type of stuff that he hasn’t felt since . . . . . well, you know when!

Biden: “I’ll rally up the male vote with my carefully dishevelled hair, fist of fury and blue tie.”

Obama: “I’ll woo the lady vote with my air of mystery, debonair qualities and red tie. We’re all covered.”

I found one of John’s missing screws!

“Yes! He’s not wearing the same color tie!”

” Yes’ We’re the ‘united party’ & to prove my heart is in the right place:

I’M GOING TO MATCH OSAMA’S $ 2,200 CONTRIBUTION TO HILLERIES $ 25 MILLION CAMPAIGN DEBT!
The least we could do for her!

I might look like Billy Graham..
But I fight and punch like Mike Tyson..

Yahtzee!!!!

It’s root, root, root, for the Cubbies. If they don’t win it’s a shame. For it’s one! Two! Three strikes, you’re out at the old ball game!

Bingo!

“Yeah! I know I need a new hair stylist. So what? That is not among the issues in front of us.”

“Now look, I;ve got most of my hair, a good supply of Viagra and I am ready to take on the vice presidency.”

Obama thinks, “strange creature of Washington.”

Biden shows off his ability to catch insects mid-flight by either hand or mouth.

“And you all just thought I was a pretty face.”

Biden concludes his nomination speech with a rousing:
Lean to the left?
Lean to the right?
Stand up! Sit down!
Fight! Fight! Fight!

And when Barack and I are in the White House these outdoor urinals will be available for use for every man woman and child in America!

tacoma wa

“Read my fist. The democrats will win!”

Obama: it could be worse. Bill Clinton wouldn’t have attacked the opposition…

I back my words with as good as a “knuckle” sandwich as you’ll ever see!

Yee Haw! I always wanted to have a part in the West Wing series.

Bring on that wrinkly white haired dude. Oh wait…that describes ME too!

The reasoning for VP choice revealed… only the dulcet tones of Joe Biden allows Barack to drift of to such sweet dreams.

Yeah, we get bagels on Friday in the West Wing.

Now that we are about change…we’re changing the ticket , I’m on the top!!!!

Doing his best Dr. Emmett Brown impression, Biden want to help take “Barack to the Future”

Now were ready to give the Republicans the ole one , two, punch!

Hum, did i make a mistake ? Why is he in the front and i’m behind?

Senator Biden concludes his campaign rally speech in Illinois with a rousing:
Lean to the left?
Lean to the right?
Stand up!
Sit down!
Fight! Fight! Fight!

United we stand. Divided, Barack falls

“That’s right….he said ‘The next president…’ and I’m holding him to it!”

Tom Foreman did not give him the name BIG BAD JOE BIDEN for nothing.

Sen Barack Obama thinking:”Joe,please don’t go Howard Dean on me.”

Obama seems pleased that on Day one the “fist bump ” is already taking shape for Biden!

I’m so excited, I’m going to do the” Howard Dean Yell !”

Yeah, Now my social security income check will be alot more.

If they won’t fight barefisted, I’ll get my knuckle dusters out.

(obama): uh oh, I’m loosing control!

The process for vetting the VP candidates is grueling. In this photo, Mr. Obama is he is just completing the last procedure for Senator Binden’s physical.

(obama) - no, no, no… you wear the blue tie - it’s really important you wear the blue tie!

I have one house and I take the train to work! I’m your average Joe!!

It’s Biden, folks, not Bidin’. You be bidin’ the law; I’ll be Biden for change.
Get it? Got it? Good!

Who cares about VP……….I MET PARIS

WHOSE BAD?!!!!!! *cue the Michael Jackson wind machine*

Biden opens his mouth for a bit too long… again.

This is how Obama taught me to do the fist bump but I added my own little bang to it.

Barack: “Maybe I should have gone for Hillary… This man won’t shut up.”

“We want our suit coats back ……or else!”

That Bill Clinton tries any funny stuff at the convention, I’ll punch him right in the nose !

Were ready to kick some Republican butt!……….What? Too much?

…. and then even if Bush makes it out onto the White House lawn, we’ll have him cornered. I tell you now my friends that I will open up the biggest can of whoop-ass in my pantry, my fist will become a sledge hammer and the gates of hell will open up below. My name is Joe Biden and I approve of this message.

“That’s good, now up a little and to the left.” - Senators Obama and Biden demonstrating the old ‘you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours’ technique.

Obama: What an attack dog! Just wait until I teach him a few new tricks.

“… and when I’m President… er, uh… Vice President…”

Ticin
San Diego, CA

I’m a bit cool, he’s a bit crazy!

Barrack is just Biden his time until becoming president.

Take a look. We’re already sporting the Red, White, and Blue

which one of you pesky kids told me to wear a blue tie?!

Biden”I will show you state of art campaign !!!That what is perfect partner about!!”