Old Man River, Shall We Gather At The River, And Swift-boated Down The River~

And now, we will do our rendition of the Kingston Trio tune “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?”

Pastor Warren baptizes Obama and McCain’s campaign :If it’s good enough for the goose it’s good enough for the gander!

It’s Larry, Moe, & Curly in the 21st century!

Clearly Obama doesn’t keep up with the latest trends. Maybe Rick Warren or John McCain should tell Obama flag lapel pins are so last primary.

All for one and one for all!!!

One of these kids is not like the others…

John McCain leans toward while the right while Obama tries to distance himself from yet another pastor.

All the kings horses and all the kings men stil can’t put the united states back together again.

Preet
Santa Ana, Ca.

No one- no one is a Saint!

C’mon guys- group hug!!

Pastor Rick Warren’s olympic size presidential interview. He won’t say which team he’s on but admits he is a coxwain for McCain’s swiftboating efforts~

The Three Tenors decided to revamp their image in the new millineum: notice the hip casual duds and a minority member!

The three tenors reunite for one last show.

Pastor: Let’s be your friend Obama, McCain?
McCain: No, I will be oppose your friend Obama….
Obama: What? what did you say??????? me? no way…….
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Do you, John McCain, take Barack Obama as your lawfully wedded husband…

I see huey, Louie and dewey, but where’s Donald?

“If I pull this string, they smile! If I pull this one, they…”

Boy, The Three Tenors just keep singing the same old songs!!

Let’s see if I can get these GUYS to tell us SOME semblance of the TRUTH!!!!

“America’s newest trio! The Three Putzes!”

Pastor Rick stands between McCain and Obama to ensure civility and separation of “church” and “state”.

Bud Curtis
Miaami, OK

Twenty bucks we get into the Palm with no tie.

In this corner we have…………………..

“Fools to the left of me - clownns to the right - stuck in the middle again.”

Is three of us is enough to resolve our problems?

Warren: “Play nice boys and just smile”
McCain: “Does my smile look real?”
Obama: “I’ve got this in the bag”

Pastor Warren tries unsuccesfully to get the candidates to meet in the middle.

Pastor Rick Warren finds himself between Barack and a hard case.

I pulled it off. I heard the questions and now i speak with clarity!!!!!!!!

“Okay guys…10 second knock down rule…hitting below the belt is allowed…and you can be saved by the churchbell.”

Pastor Warren on America’s Got Talent with two ventriloquist dolls that look eerily like our presidential candidates…

in no particular order: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly…

“Who’s on First?”
“What’s on Second?”
“I don’t know’s on Third.”

So which one of you want to be larry? John McCain - replies, I call curly!!

Why the U.S. tie industry has collapsed.

The faces on money:

Old White guy

Middle Aged White guy

Racist Black guy

Sen McCain”Where’s the cone of silence when you really need it.”

Father, Son and the Holy Pastor in a Civil appearance…!

Senator McCain’s smile suggests he thinks he can actually win, making this a portrait of “The High, The Wide and The Handsome.”

Ladies and Gentleman here I present to you, The Young Fly Guy,
and The Old Stiff Guy.

Mc Cain you know i am not for you said the pastor. I am voting for Obama.
California

I think I’ll miss you most of all Scarecrow.

“There are (some) here among us who feel that life is but a joke.”

I’ll see your One Presidency and raise you Two Senators for a Full House…

There’s room for ONLY one for the BACK of this SADDLE;

Two’s a company, three’s a crowd.

Hey, which way to the audition for Gladys Knight’s new pips.

Have faith and choose the horse for the course; I will help you decide which one to put on the back of the saddle.

John McCain say’s , I’m hear to say whatever it is that I think you all want to hear and that is truth.

Sean Gibson
Auburn, Wa

(l to r): Age before beauty.

The pastor has something old and something new, now he just needs something borrowed and somethng blue.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

The Three Musketeers!

This is the new cast for the sequel to MEN IN BLACK.

Rev. Warren says to McCain ” Hey, John I thought you got rid of those questions before the show”?

Its a good thing Pastor Warren’s seperating the two, or it would be a presidential throw down.

Take note, if you look carefully, Rick Warren has the largest gap in his
collar.

The three Muppeteer’s!!

McCain was pleased with his performance, it apppears he has a camera in his pocket!

The three amigos ride again!

Ok guys, kiss and make up!

father son and holy ghost…………………………
w.frazier boston,mass 02128

The God Squad

Wardrobe provide by boring back coat guy.

OK Everybody! I give you Father Time…and Rabbi Barack! Which will it be? crowd yells: “Give us Barabas!!”

The Three Tenors…………….I mean Sinners

Sen John McCain”I would love to tell all of you what I really think of Sen Obama,but that would require a cone of silence.”

Who’s gonna PICK RICK for VP running mate?

I don’t wear a flag pin?

Clown to the left of me, joker to the right… here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

the three finalist for ‘ american idol’

The singers acknowledge the crowd after the peformance of “The Candiate’s Opera” : music by Oprah Winfrey, written by Woody Allen and
produced by the Saddleback Church.

And now we retire collectively to the limo er…uh.. cone of silence to watch the post-show analysis on satellite t.v.

To my LEFT is Obama moving from LEFT to the CENTER;
To my RIGHT is McCain who has moved from CENTER to the RIGHT;
I guess this is what is CHANGE;
Faith and Hope is all we have LEFT; RIGHT folks?

Rev. Warren says to McCain and Obama “Lets not foul ourselves men we hate each other but smile for the camera anyway”.

To hell with the Cone of Silence, “The McCainiac Mauler” in the Right corner will contest his faith against ” The Obrama Brawler in the Left corner for the Ultimate Faith Championship of The Universe.

The Marxs brothers we ain’t.

One looks to the left,
One looks to the right,
One looks to the center.

The Purpose-Driven Three Tenors recently announced their breakup, citing artistic differences and successful solo careers.

The triology~ father, son, and holy toast.

Do you think it’s possible that we CAN have a straight talking, purpose driven conversation?

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

one went east and one went west…………. one flew over the cookoo’s nest……………..
b.j. frazier boston,mass 02128

The Men in Black are not a patch on the Blues Brothers!!!

All smiles after escaping the “cone of silence”.

O irony…..Three great men and…only one wears American pin

The trilogy~father,son, and holy toast!

If either of you act up, I’ll send you to your cone of silence without dessert.

The Rat Pack, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr, cloning experiment goes horribly wrong.

Correction: This was not before the forum, it was after Senator Obama’s question and answer session. Nonetheless, here’s my take on the picture:

Senator McCain smiles as he thinks to himself: “They both think I was in the ‘cone of silence’ but I have all the answers because I was prepped on the first 30 minutes of questions while riding in my limo.”

Charlie McCarthy, Lambchop, and Madame welcome two more puppets to their hood.

Rick: Come on you two…scoot over! I know you both want to squeeze into the middle but this is ridiculous!

Cindy…Ga.

There you have it guys, the Three Tenors - who would have thought.

A warm welcome to my contestants on the game show called ” The freedom of religion act of America . ” Here we stand calling into question each contestants personal moral belief in faith. The overall tone of faith based religion over the United States , The moral decay as well as the moral scientific impact regarding medical break through with religious implications. The legal constitutional impact regarding religion based funding over the state using federal aid added to improve community standards regardless of religious background as the United States Constitution calls for.

So as not to confuse anyone, John you stand on my right and Barak on my left.

…and the winner is The Barrockstar by a pin!

We three kings of orient are…

The Three Tenors…not quite in harmony.

Obama: What on Earth am I doing here!?

Cindy…Ga.

Men In Black…the saga continues.

look we sure would look funny if we were girls wearing the same thing

Meet the new R&B Group: The Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Promo shot from the 2008 remake of the 1978 horror flick “Magic” with Pastor Rick Warren playing Corky Withers

Forget $25 million book sales. I successfully got Obama and McCain to agree on a debate. That’s what I call a Purpose Driven Life

I say we vote for the guy with the most hair! Oh, never mind, he’s the one who’s not running.

it’s a sad day for the separation of church and state.

And the barbershop trio will now sing Old Man River

Hee hee hee, so what is a cone of silence anyway? Those guys have been chatting away for an hour!

The media tries to get the “scoop” on McCain’s cone of silence.

Senator McCain, would you like one scoop or two on your cone of silence?

pastors and politicians, a sex scandal nightmare.

The Finale of the Black in America Special only on CNN.

David Gergen says the tide is turning: look at who is and is not wearing lapel pins now.

Conscience and Temptation were too big to stay on Pastor Warren’s shoulders…

Hey Senator, give us the “scoop” on the cone of silence.

It’s an American sweep in a new Olympic event…verbal gymnastics.

We look great, maybe we can do some backup for ABBA what do you think John?

“How do I describe this in my next book?”

Let’s just cut out the middle man, and tell us where you really stand.

‘Purpose Driven Publicity’

The winner of this contest gets 4 years in the White House..
The loser gets to go on ..Americas Got Talent

We are “THE THREE AMIGOS” huhhhh!

$50,000 from each of you or I’ll bad mouth you on Larry King tomorrow.

In an attempt to top the news cycle both McCain and Obama simultaneously announce Rick Warren as their choice for VP.

Welcome to “The Media Driven Life”

McCain says to himself “I thought those questions were going to be hard, thank goodness I knew the answers”!

They’re all saddled up and ready to go.

McCain and Obama both say they are faithful ( Christian style ) They cannot force people to be moral, do the moral right thing . We are voting for a Government leader not a religious one .

No Cindy I don’t need walker -Pastor Rick and Obama is holding me !!!

“and their back”
Moe, Larry & Curly
who knew?

Whats the matter, haven’t you heard of: OLD, RELIGIOUS, HIP HOP.

After a debate over who will sing lead tenor, Rick Warren belts out a solo of “Ole Sole Mio”

‘Purpose Driven Politics’

Oh, yes, that feels sooo good, Barack, scratch a little higher…ahhhh!

Here presenting Brooks Brothers’ new fall line…

Abandon hope, all ye who vote for us.

Logan, Connersville, IN

‘Purpose Driven Politicians’

Pastor Warren…”Thank you for coming, next weeks addition of Civil Debates is going to be a real doozie, We’ll have 2 hours dedicated to Bin Laden and Putin on moral failures, see you next week”

You say pro-choice………. I’ll say pro-life
You say Confront…….I’ll say defeat

‘Purpose Driven Smiles’

The three tenors go Gospel

Are the 3 tenors making a comeback?

McCain: What’s up my peeps!?

Cindy…Ga.

Pastor Rick- Lets start a drill!! Mc Cain-Lets drill here!! Lets drill now!!! Obama- Let me explain my sense of issue…….

Two of the Three Stooges greet their fans amicably while the one on the far left still prefers the two-handed poifect pupil poke. Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!

Posing for the cover of Warrens new book “A Purpose Driven Politician.”

McCain DEFEATS the cone of silence while Obama confronts it with humility.

Catherine
Dallas, TX

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

Would you like a regular cone of silence, or a sugar cone of silence?

I read the first two pages of your book, and I think I know how to answer your questions and keep the audience happy!!!!

McCain continues the norm of always pointing fingers.

Come and knock on our door…..
We’ve been waiting for you……
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three’s company too.

Come and dance on on our floor……
Take a step that is new…..
We’ve a loveable space that needs your face,
Three’s company too.

You’ll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you……
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three’s company, too!!!!!!

McCain—”Daddy cleaned your clock Barack!”

Rick: Ha Ha…who says prayer and supplication doesn’t work!? It got these two together didn’t it!?

Cindy…Ga.

Ok, if you think you lost this forum raise your hand.

Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil.

You say Obama and I say Osama …

Let’s call the whole thing off.

– Peter
– BC

It’s the political version of the Medal Podium

Ok Guys You will now Both tell the TRUTH The Whole Truth & Nothing But the Truth Or God Himself will Strike you where you stand.

A puppeteer and his puppets…

Oh look, A disater, a pastor, and a President!

Rick Warren tries to revive that television favorite “To Tell The Truth”. So far, he hasn’t found a winner.

“…and you shall know them by their fruits…”

If only pastor Warren was a senator, we could call this group “Three Senors.”

Rick Warren—”Brothers and Sisters…I give you… the Old and the New Testament!”

And on my right, weighing in at…..

Rick Warren is undoubtedly the best ventriloquist of all time and apparently our next president.

The Faithful Trio looking for Faith, Hope and Charity!!!

The final contestants in this nation’s newest political reality series greet their fans!

The Bible teaches us that we have sinned and have fallen short of the glory of God. Introducing, “The Three Sinners!”

Hallelujah! The Three Tenors have returned!

Beldar Conehead on the left, after consuming mass quantities of motorcade questions.

McCain: Here’s looking at you, kid.”

Rick Warren to himself…*’SOMEONE’ has been taking their Geritol!*

John McCain and Barack Obama join a suddenly plump Joey Fatone for the start of his Nutri-System campaign.

Camera, Light and action: We are the men in Black. (Democrat and Republication Versus CNN)

Uh-duh… Apparently, Senator McCain doesn’t know it’s ‘two thumbs up’ not ‘two fingers pointing.

Give them black masks and choice of axes, turn out the lights and the forum on Faith will be close to a complete blackout and over in no time!

Warren saying “John, settle down everyone is not your friend.” As Obama, “wispers don’t waste your breath pastor.”

Rick Warren to McCain…”Clean, crisp, quick answers. Now, who are you and what have you done with the REAL John McCain?”

Correction:
The Bible teaches us that we all have sinned and have fallen short of the glory of God. Introducing, “The Three Sinners!”

Larry…Curly….and Moe

Lights, Camera, Action- We are the Men in Black. (Democrat, Republican and CNN Party)

John McCain reveals his phalanges are frozen in position, probably as a result of too much finger-pointing.

For Christ’ sake, smile boys.

Hey, Cindy! Pull my finger!

There you go John; dreaming again.

America’s Got Talent presents Rick Warren and his political ventriloquist act.

“Move Over Edgar Bergen, I can make TWO dummies say what ever I want them to say!”

Rick Warren-”Did I really get the two presidential nominees to come to Lake Forest?!”

Two Tenors and a Bass .

Not to be confused with the Go-Go’s the trio decided to call themselves “The do-do’s”

The good……the bad……and the ugly!

Because the American electorate never tires of lies and fabrications, the canidates talk religion.

Curly,Larry and Moe wave to their adoring fans.

Opening night bows at the end of Act I in the highly acclaimed political satire, “Pastor-Gate: Melting of the Cone of Silence”!

“ok boys, you can take off your boots and put down your shovels, for now”

Beware wolves dressed in sheep’s clothing!

One for the Money, Two for the Show, Three gets ready to Go.

John McCain smugly whispers, “I saw Barack Obama’s foreign policy credential and it’s only thiiis long.”

The New Blue’s Brothers

No one Leaves until the Fat man Sings

many americans actually use their vote based on how down you are with abstract voodoo… sounds crazy huh, sad but true…

Methuselah, Rick Warren, and Noah.

And now we’re going to do our favorite game in the whole wide world… HOEDOWN!

Mccain say’’s i caught one this Big , Obama say’’s i caught five. Pastor Rick say’’s no lie’s allowed here guys.

somewhere friedrich nietzche is looking over the crowd laughing smugly.

3 Amigooo–Oh well

McCain, Warren, and Obama showing they See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.

Okay…Now can I stop being a muslim.

One for the money, two for the show, three GET READY?

Three degrees of separation!

Did any body notice that Mccain Asked to get back to the Supreme Court Question before he was even asked about it. If he didn’t hear the questions before hand how does he knows that supreme court question was coming and why doesn’t CNN talk about that.
I know AC 360 won’t miss this one.

The Chesire Cat flanked on either side by Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum!

One of these men wears depends…if you can’t tell why should we.

In a shocking upset, Sen. McCain wins the Isaac from “The Love Boat” impersonation contest.

Obama waves to the crowd while McCain is having flashbacks from his last fishing trip.

“it’s pander-monium! d.c. style at the saddleback church! this saturday only! karaoke, fireworks, punch and pie and exorcism-demos follow the show!”

(try to read that in a tone like one of those sunday, sunday, sunday! drag racing voice-over dudes for full comic enjoyment)

Do you think as long as we keep smiling they will start to believe in us?

A threesome isn’t always awesome.

Who’s your baby’s daddy??

YMCA!

The dinosaur, the pastor dude, and the black guy.

The Three Trenders

Running Springs, California

Revenge of the oldies.

which one does not belong

Religious….right, center & left

Which one Moe?

The only codes of silence are our lepels!

The Three Amigos Redux

“Obama is cool; inside and out. McCain is fake, any way you look at him. The guy in-between… he just wants a few more moments of fame to help his book deal.”

Oboma thinking ” I’ll stay close to the pastor, that way if the Rapture happens while we are here I can grab Rick’s jacket and ride up too.”

The only cones are the ones our lapels make!

The Father, The Son, and the Holy O

Running Springs, California

McCain… Please vote for me, I don’t know how much longer I can hold this smile!
The Pastor… God help America if Obama doesn’t win.
Obama… I can do this if you give me the chance, America. I won’t let you down.

McCain forgets that this is not an Insurance gig, it takes more than a fake smile to win.

LIVE from California. it’s Saturday night!

Obama thought to himself: “I wonder is Pastor Warren will be my spiritual leader?.”

Like Christ - a thief on both sides.

Slime vs. Realism

Today’s top presidental vintriloquest !!

Charlie picks a few angels!

The “RAT PACK” show up in California. It’s just not the same since Hillary left.

“Hillary has left the building!”

Mccain: “When I say Jesus you say Christ”

gentlemen, step back a bit, there’s a swift boat coming off the lake and headed towards the stage.

Hear no Evil! See no Evil! Speak no Evil!

The Pastor demonstrates his faith by bringing back The Black and White Minstrel Show.

“I love Jesus yes I do, I love Jesus how ’bout you?”

“Start Spreading the news about mcains & obam’s shoes! John & Barak are the biggest part of it & America so are you If you believe in change & really love the mccains this ones for you yes we can yes we will yes to change”

NEW York

Warren heres the call of God, Barrack heres the call of people, McCain heres the Questions!

Mccain: ” This no tie thing is so relaxing; it calls for a fonzie .”

and now for a number……”hava-nagila-hava-nagila………..”

Church separates State.

McCain: “I only won the silver? I want a recount.”

john man of the people
pasto warren man of GOD
barack man for him self again

Monkey in the middle!

Let’s play “To Tell the Truth”…Which one of these men represent “Truth, Justice and the American Way”?

“He’s my vice presidential canidat”, says Obama “No he’s mine!” Shoots back McCain!

McCain: It only took me twenty seven years to perfect this pose my friends.

Look it’s Rick Warren standing with the future president of the United States.

Clown on the right..joker to the left..Here I am stuck in the middle…Jan…Buffalo, NY

Okay when do we hold hands and sing my favorite church song; Kumbaya.

presidential hopeful barack obama was hoping to even the score shortly after this photo, throwing down the gauntlet to senator mccain in a game of h-o-r-s-e.

Barack Obama meets Pastor Rick and Past His Prime.

Later that night Obama and McCain wonder how that “Kick me” sign got on their backs

“America, it’s up to you! Who is gonna be your next presidential idol.”

So awkward it’s delicious… Someone should have invited the Clintons and the Bushes.

Mohamed (Cairo, Egypt)

McCain shows how long Warren’s finger is.

Evangelical Cats

Church and State, Inc., introduces their Salesmen of the Year.

The Three Little Publicity Pigs ham it up!

Pastor Rick introduces the newly “Civil Union” couple for the service he just performed.

Brian Fillioe
Brandon VT 05733

“The first question— using your fingers, tell us the sum of 2 and 3!”

The New Rat Pack …starring John as Frank, Warren as Dean, and Barrack as Sammy.

Both Senators McCain and Obama promising the audience they told the truth. They swear to it by raising there hands. Obama his left hand and McCAin half of each hand.

Brian Fillioe
Brandon VT 05733

“Thanks for illustrating the difference in your foreign policies- Senator McCain prefers guns, Sentator Obama favors communication.”

Pastor Rick introduces Mr. and Mr Senators (what name do you two go by now that I have united you in a “Civil Union” ceremony?

Brian E. Fillioe
Brandon VT 05733