“Hey it’s “Ask the Governor”, not “Snap the Governor”

The old “Click N Close”

No pictures please. I don’t want to see myself on CNNs beat 360

Barack Obama is not the only one who has to deal with all the media attention.

Hey man! No! no! picture for me, No camera allowed! Not comment! get out my office please! Keep out!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Hey, who do you think I am, Paris Hilton or Barrack Obama?

Looks like a paparazzo got lost and thought it was Obama.

HINT: You can also take pictures threw windows, instead of getting your arm stuck.

Hey…when I said no pictures I meant no pictures! Maybe losing an arm will teach ya!

Cindy…Ga.

The Kaine Mutiny.

This is Tim “Obamaniac” Kaine and I’m going keep playing Buddy Holly’s “That’ll Be The Day” in response to a McCain Presidency until they break the doors down and carry me away!

Oh no! no more snap of me!!!!!! Please enough for me, I am talking on the radio right now!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

The “Strong Arm” of the camera phone.

The Terminator is coming for you Les Nesman!!

The Microphone and I would like a moment alone

Finally someone will get us a picture of the Hathaway Shirt Man without his eye-patch.

It’s all fun and games untill someone looses a limb!

Pic Taker: OOPs…sorry! When I heard M. Kaine was here I thought they meant John McCain! MY BAD!!

Cindy…Ga.

The perils of the paparazzi.

yet another example of government shutting the door in your face.

Once I work on the look of my fabulous sideburns, then we can talk about a photo-shoot okay?

Orange County, CA

Can you hear me now?

Now McCain will compare Govenor Kaine to Britney and Paris.

Out of my way! I’ve been on the air for 5 hrs with no bathroom break.

Cancer free zone, buddy!

Wait a minute… you didn’t get my best side… my LEFT side!

McCain can’t catch a break…even Govenor Kaine is getting more attention and he’s not even running for president !!!

WHOA…talkin’ about cutting off the hand that feeds you!

Cindy…Ga.

When you least expect it,
You’re elected,
Its your lucky day-ay-ay,
Smile!
You’re on prospective Veep Camera!

this is as cool as barack’s 3 pointer

After multiple attempts to get the first pictures of the Brangelina twins, this photog settles for Govenor Kaine.

Governor Kaine reenacts the famous Rose Maire Woods Watergate tape
erasure.

Looks like WRVA has a shutter bug today.

no you cannot be on obama’s economic team

You didn’t say please!

For the thousandth time, no, I’m not Howard Stern!

Politicians are “out of touch” with american citizens.

Apparently, someone thought Barack Obama was in the building.

Get out. You can’t be considered for the VP position unless you have less experience than Obama.

Governor: I have no make up on, don’t take a picture!

I’d give my right arm for a picture of Gov. Kaine.

“Hey…first off this is not a bathroom and secondly my name is not Senator Larry Craig….!”

No comment on the “VP Stakes!”

Awww Come on, just one picture for “My Space.”

Being part of the paparazzi is the new, hot career…even in Virginia.

Take a picture, it’ll last longer.

Whew…I got the pic! Now to “cell” or not to “cell” that is the question?

Cindy…Ga.

Owww, my arm! Good thing I have a picture, Workman’s comp. is not going to believe this one.

Gov. Kaine closes the door on all questions related to the V.P selection process

“Hey I said break a leg, not break my arm, Gov!

The left side of my face only dude.

Free camera phone with every arm door slam.

He’d give his right arm for some good pics.

Barack asked me to take out the right whenever I could.

Take that John McCain- Obama isnt the only political celebrity out there. Now is this for People, US Weekly or TMZ?

How do Obama, Brittany, and Paris put up with this?

I’ve had it with the Papparazi !!

“Be easy on me Governor. I drive a SUV and I need the photgraph to sell it, so that I can buy gas.”

Get out of here, I’m not Charles

(That’s Charles from Citizan Kane if you didn’t get the joke)

Some people would give their right arm for a picture of Gov. Kaine.

Governor Tim Kaine and a member of the Bush administration engage in a classic stand-off concerning the right to privacy, free speech and government surveillance.

Governor Kaine of Virginia demonstrates his specific leadership performance skills necessary in a “swing” state.

This employee thinks he can make some extra money on EBay…too bad he didn’t get an A-list politician.

Now that’s a photo that costed an arm and a leg!

Ontario, Canada

Do you remember the times of your life?

Gov. Kaine closes the door on old politics to become Nicole Richie to Obama’s Paris Hilton.

The only picture I want taken of me is next to Barack Obama!

Employee: Knock knock
Kane: Who’s there?
Employee: Picture!
Kane: Picture me snapping your arm off

Gov. Kaine closes the door on old politics to become Kevin Federline to Obama’s Britney Spears.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak not.

Olen
Lexington, KY

Gov. Kaine closes the door on old politics and that guy’s arm. Ouch.

Employee: Can I snap a picture?
Kane: Only if I can snap your arm

“Carve your number on my wall…maybe some day I’ll give you a call…if I needed someone.”

Phones for you Guv’ner

Tim, when the campaign committee suggested you go out and press flesh, I don’t think this is what they meant.

Gov Kaine: “For the last time tell Ryan Seacrest that it wasn’t that big of a shark!”

I am Gov. Timothy “Batman” Kaine and Cellphones cause cancer! If I can only reach the door, I will be able to disable your arm from the socket and save you from that evil communication device!

-Allen
-City Phoenix, Az

Smile for all the peeps who watch YouTube.

Tim from Wichita, KS writes:

Yesterday Stevens hams it up with the HULKSTER, but I’m the real SuperHero… cause I’m faster than a speeding cellcam!

I don’t care if Barak is on the line — nobody interrupts me when I’m playing my collection of Ozzie Osbourne harmonica solos.

No sorry no more solitations -talk to the hand!

“Oh snap. I thought you were Ludacris trying to mess up my VP rap song for Obama.”

Hey you have a call from an Ashley DuPrey Governor!

Govenor look ! You finally got a phone call.

An ill - informed employee sneaks a picture of Timothy M. Kaine , thinking it was John McCain.

Is that a lawsuit for battering in the making?

Gov. I’m not armed: No kidding!

Should you really raise Kaine over a single cell?

Hey Man! I’m gunning for Vee Pee! And the last thing I need is a brain tumor!

you republicans are trying to scare me

Calm down governor. I just call my wife, no pictures way!!!!!.

Governor Kaine seizes the opportunity to take calls…a bit too literally.

Hey Don’t Take my Picture yet until I can prove to people that I won the 360 Challenge T-Shirt.” So please back off your making me lose my train of thought!”

Now That’s a photo that cost an arm and a leg!

Well, we all saw who snapped first. If thats what he does for picture, I fell sorry for the person trying to get a autograph.

If only I could close the door on all right wings this easily.

Hey buddy, I don’t have enough credentials to be on McCain’s next campaign ad..

I don´t want to talk with Barack Obama or anybody from his campaign.

I said no interrruptions that means no phone calls too.

Governor , on the short list for VP, gets his first Obama paparazzi.

Gov. Kaine demonstrates his ability to “handle” the press.

Cameron Cox,
Winnipeg, Canada

Hey buddy, I don’t have enough credentials to be on McCain’s next campaign ad..

Sorry Barack, I have other things to do!

Looks like they’re “raising Kaine” as Obama’s Veep pick!

Staffer tries to give Governor phone call from Obama.

No interviews for independent journalists. I use Obama’s journalists.

obama says he picked biden so what? you don”have to get so violent

“Tell Obama I do not want to be VP.”

One day in the headlines and already with the paparazzi . Oy!

No Governor…it’s time to take calls, not phones.

Can this wait until the live boy or the dead hooker?

I will let you know when I’m ready for the photo opportunity okay bud? now get out of my office I’ve got angry Virginians on the line!

Could you please stop snappping pics of me, see the cords are wrapped around my neck and if I go any further well you know.(SNAP) They won’t be able to ask me anything if you don’t stop taking pictures with that cell phone!!

governor I can introduce you to brittany spears I swear I have a picture on my phone to prove it

I’m glad this isn’t the bathroom. Could I have some privacy please?

Govenor Kaine warns employee cell phones are hazardous to your health must keep a least 3 feet away.

“Talk about getting caught with your ‘arm in the cookie jar’”

Miramichi, New Brunswick, Canada

You have Obamacins, Obamacrats and now ObamaKaine.

I am NOT ready for my close up Mr DeMille.

“I told you not to take my picture until I put my pin on.”

I’m Timothy Kaine not John MC CAIN!

Hey no photos my wife thinks I’m at work today.

I’m glad this isn’t the bathroom. Could I have some privacy please?

Spencer, Iowa

Hey boy, I’m not ready yet, wait til I’m at the mic.

Rogue radio station employee sacrifices right arm in botched iReport attempt.

He won’t back executions but as the photo shows has no problem with dismemberment…

“Employee says to Kain” I could care less about your Face! I just love that Tie, where did you get that? and those shoes. you are the best dressed Governor we have ever had here.

Hey, I thought this was going to be an off camera interview

The governor leans to the right against big business, attempting to put a halt to the harmful cell phone rays being cast his way.

Keeping it Honest, we want to know what’s on your computer?

The long arm of the law, cuts off media relations.

Just as the governor reaches the door, he is jerked back by his headset…

Hold on now, that’s his VOTING arm.

Arnold, get your own radio show!

Gov. Kaine reaching for the (door) knob.

I got into the celebrity business just a couple of days ago. Already they think they need to know everything about me.

Spencer, Iowa

The Kaine campaign to sprain pain on Shane who sustains McCain.

Don’t they have any security in this building?

Apparently Gov. Kaine and the radio station employee don’t realize that glass is see through.

After calling the Pavaratzi with his location, Gov. Timothy M. Kaine pretends to be outraged when one actually appears.

Word of advice, the glass is see through…

Who says GOVERNORS can’t multi-task????

Oh is that YOUR arm????

“Okay Governor - “Say CheeeOWWW”!”

“I’m the next Tom Jones! Twenty bucks if you want a photograph!”

(Tom Jones doesn’t charge for photos, but, this guy, thinks he’s worthy)

When you told me this show had “Live Video Streaming” I expected something a bit more high tech. I’m out of here!”

It’s Cheney again. Traditional, cottage, or country French?

Just making sure you get my best side….

“I said, “Do Not Disturb!”"

Cell phone chicanery strikes again!

Obama VP now translates into “Celebrity VIP”

Scientists conduct an experiment to see how long it takes the average Governor to realize that glass is see through.

Do your worst Governor, it’s a prosthetic arm.

Governor Kaine shuns media, Obama reconsiders VP.

Hey, you gotta get outta here, I am dealing with something, there is no time for fame or fortune, well mabey there is time, but not right now man, i don’t want to be a cell-phone screensaver!

“Governor, TMZ says McCain is comparing you to Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie. They’ll pay $10,000 for your pic.”

Keep out, I am having an interview with Campbell Brown.

I’ll show you what a right hook to the face is really all about…..

People, people please I just want to be left alone. I always feel like someone is watching me and I no privacy.

“No I don’t want to switch to Verizon, NOW GET OUT!!!!!”

“Please let me out!! I don’t wanna face Bill O’Reilly!”

A paparazzo raises Kaine while taking advantage of a quick photo op.

For the last time I’m not Howard Dean and no, I won’t do the scream.

And our next song is “Light my Fire” by the Doors…

Is this what I will have to put up with as Vice President?

Steve O
Hendersonville, NC

Kaine: You can “Ask the Governor,” but I can’t promise you’ll like the answer!

Wait don’t take my picture! What will Britney, Paris, and Obama say about my hair, it’s not done yet.

You will here it live,
what it sounds like to cut off a right winger.

Siop it!–can’t you see I’m busy???? I have important things to say to my listening audience–take a message or tell them to call back!

I’m going to file a case against you, along with Halle Berry!!!

I do not have an open door policy..
Take it up with HR

Please do not put my photo in between Britney and Paris….it will kill my political career!!

Governor Timothy Kaine from Virginia touches desk to prevent getting a static shock from the door knob.

N.Woodmere
New York

Radio Station Intern inadvertently gets arm stuck while “trying to get his foot in the door,” offering his phone number to Citizen Kaine to land a job within the Obama Administration.

360’s new headline - “employee loses right arm in photo shoot.\”.

“Governor, Governor, Senator Obama needs a picture for the press release.”

Can you hear me now?

Go away you , I am teaching McCain how to uses the internet .

Obama for president .

California

No pain. no Kaine.

“What? That’s Obama calling wanting me to be his VP? Give me that phone!”

Some people would do anything for a photo op.

The Governor of Virginia gets rid of a Fox News newbie after learning the reporter spelled his name “Timothy Mc Kaine”.

Stop Ludacris………. I said that I didn’t want to be in the video!!

“Can you hear me now?”

come back when you’re unarmed.

The paparazzi discovers that it wasn’t Ludacris who “laid down that track” about Hillary.

“Hey, newbie, it’s John Edwards who has the love child — not me!!”

The Governor makes good on his promised Open Door Policy.

Why are you stalking me?! I’m wearing underwear and I haven’t “gone gay!”

“Once and for all, I am NOT Howard Dean!”

Gov. Kaine protects his claim to having the perfect face for radio.

The Governor makes good on his promise to institute an Open Door Policy.

“It’s ‘get your foot in the door’, pal. Maybe next time.”

“No pictures without my flag pin! This lavender tie doesn’t work otherwise.”

“Buh-bye”

disarm, i said, disarm……….

GO AWAY, I can cancel my cell phone service without a penalty!

No Kaine- no gain.

Now is that any way for a potential VEEPEE to act, governor?

Please….I’m about to have a private confessional with my constituents.

Governor Kaine reacts hastily after being asked by Senator Ted Stevens if he does windows.

Ever since CNN started that i-Report film festival, I’ve been hounded by kids and their cameras.

For the last time ” NO, Barack and I will Not pose for the Sexiest Politicians Alive 2009 Calendar”!!!

This is the nicest way to say, NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Gov. Kaine says, “Dude, not yet. Obama wanted me to keep this on the low. Sush!”

Are you trying to be like the Rush Limbaugh program…simulcasting both voice AND video?

Little game of, shut the door on the “Shutter Shooter.”

It’s only a shot Tim

If you want to eavesdrop on me you better first get a warrant.

Media Heiseman award winner.

Let me in or I’ll shoot! The camera that is.

I only want your right hand in here. I am sick and tired of, “On the one hand . . . , but then on the other hand . . . .”

Katherine Dallas Texas

Political service…with a smile.

The shot Gov. Timothy M. Kaine does not want you to see

Governor, Ashley Alexandra Dupre is on line two.
I’ll take this call in PRIVATE, thank you !

“Governor I’m trying to get a flick of Paris under the desk , not you..”

Hit me with your best shot — snap away!

No pictures please, people will say I have a wide stance.

The Governor of Virginia snaps after learning that celebrity-obsessed, and often confused, Senator John McCain has dubbed him “Citizen Candy Kaine”.

Not yet, Obama hasn’t named me VP yet.

Loosing an arm for a head shot.

The Papparazzi didn’t get the email that Britney, Paris and Barack are over at McCain’s place having a cook out.

I told you I would provide autographs and photos after the show, for a small surcharge

Beat it kid. This is an election year for change, not back-door politics, or games of peek-a-boo for that matter.

Aliso Viejo, CA

For the love of Kaine.

No, no, no. I am Timothy Kaine the Governor, not Michael Caine the actor

Looks like Kaine is Able, (to break arms that is) !

Lily from Vancouver, Canada

oh yeah, I get this all the time.

No pictures please. I know I look like Tom Hanks but I’m not. I’m Virgina Gov. Timothy M. Kaine I swear.

Hey, no question…no picture….

When they love you, they love you.

Kaine raises cain at camera chicanery as focus shifts to Obama- McCain.

Sorry fella but I don’t like anyone approaching me from the Right.

Buda, TX

Maybe losing your RIGHT arm will teach you to think more to the LEFT!

Wait a minute! I have some Grecian Formula in my brief case.

Yeah, I got it like that.

guy with camera: relax man. it’s just you. it’s not like it’s gonna end up on tv or something

Governor Kaine, Senator Obama is on the phone for you, wondering what time you’re picking him up tonight to go meet Paris and Britney for drinks.

Jessica - Minneapolis, MN

“Governor, McCain is accusing us of using the race card. Is he playing Old Maid or Crazy 8’s?”

In anticipation for the upcoming elections, Governor Kaine takes slamming right wings literally.

Governor , I just want a picture of that new button to fly tie your wearing .

Va Gov Kaine declines the radio station employees offer of making him a fav on his phone as he shuts the door on his photo shoot.

No I’m not the one running for president. That’s the old guy John McCain. I’m Timothy M.Kaine.

This whole “Tumor Rumor” has everyone just a little panicy.

The newest form of punishment: “Kaining”

“Ha Ha!! I can still see you through the door Timothy…”

STOP ! Shutter Shooter Stealer.

No, I’ve never heard of Chris Hanson OR ‘Dateline’ and I was only going to have a pizza with her.

Please. No photos, i don’t have my makeup on yet!

“Don’t you dare! This is radio and I need makeup on before you take my Vice Presidential Portrait”

Oops… come on in … did you say you’ll make me famous on some network called You Tube?

Kaine begins his Obama VP training– learning how to deal with the paparazzi and slam right wings.

No pictures of my bald spot!

No! Dont you know those things shoot cancer rays! No really, they just discovered it.

No pics till my botox series is completed, thanks!

Hey this isn’t the Show WKRP in Cincinnati, I am doing some serious Talking here.You you have been standing there for 2 hours-”Enough” don’t you have something to do besides point that camera phone in my face.

I said no pictures dude…This is Big Daddy Kaine…Good Morning Richmond. from the basement of the Gov’s House I’m talkin’ all about political Hot Shots to Cheap Shots on your drive time this morning.

Knock, Knock “Smile,you’re on Candid Camera! Governor Kaine.”

Governor Kaine shuts the door on an agressive paparazi!

Public service….with a smile.

A member of the Obama campaign attempts to offer Gov. Kaine a new cell phone.

Tell Barack I’ll call him back when I get the chance

An Obama supporter tries to strong arm Kaine into considering the VP spot.

“Don’t take my picture bro. I am not the celebrity you are looking for.”

wait a minute! I gat a lot to hide.
pllleeeaaase dont get me exposed.
Josiah from Framingham
Massachussetts

Cheeeeeeessseee!!!!!

Someone call a spin doctor!

Katherine, Dallas

Please… No interruptions while I tape my American Idol audition!

“No, wait, don’t run with that scoop! I’m the one who just found out that the past few months of escalating gas prices has been because Congress wants to easily pass the Energy Independence Bill!

“I always do a little yoga before an interview- it’s a shame he got in the way of my ‘warrior pose’.”

Katherine, Dallas

I’ve had enough of you Republican protesting groups photo-shopping me on your “anti-democrat” blogs!

It’s not the new iPhone but this will do.

“That’s one reason I asked you to turn off your tv cameras” –G.W. Bush

I should have thought about this before trying out for that VP spot! The media loves Obama, and next time he goes to Europe, I’m stuck here alone!

“Let me comb my hair and puy my jacket on, and come back in 5 minutes”.

It’s okay buddy, as long as it’s not a Glock 19 or a Walther P22.

The door to door selling of cell phones, has caused a flood of on the job injury claims.

HA!!! Got ya, I’m better than uoooooooooooowho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who sent you to take pictures of my moles…Biden or Bayh?

You call that a cellphone? I wanted an iphone!

Please no photos till the convention!

Though it may look like Kain is slamming the door to the media, he is actually indulging in his latest hobby, shadow puppets. This time, it’s a brontosaurus.

When you say “please”, I’ll say “cheese”.

I would like to close my door

Govenor Kaine’s charm is so disarming!

I am obsessive-compulsive and must touch the doornob three times.

I am obsessive-compulsive and must touch the doornob three times while my photo is being taken.

Another politician flips and flops in the center while trying to keep his seat.

Aref
Cape Cod, MA