Go ahead indite me. RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I'll show you a bridge to know where. RRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stevens "My big green friend will keep away the Feds, you'll see!"

Go ahead, make those Pok barrel commits. GRRRRRRRRRR

You do not want me to get angry. GRRRRRRR

Arnold Who?

Sen. Stevenswarning to all political enemies/Democrats. "Don't get me angry, You would not like me when I am angry."

Ted Stevens promotes eating vegetables, until he's reminded that he's posing with the Incredible Hulk and not the Jolly Green Giant.

"Hulk do you work on houses?"

This tie was not a gift! I bought it myself – Honest!

I am just as strong as shrek

Justice Department hires Hulk to take Senator Stevens to court.

Our new president going "GREEN".

Ted Stevens later announced that the after-party would be at his newly renovated home in Alaska...all accomodations paid.

Senator Stevens tells Hulk I used to be powerful around here.

Sen. Stevens and the “The Hulk” pose at the launch of a new Hair Club ad campaign.

You won't like me when im angry, or indicted.

Ontario, Canada

and together we will can build that bridge

Hoping to distract others from his corruption scandal, Senator Stevens unveils his own version of a green flex fuel.

"That's right . . . the Hulk and I are responsible for hooking up all of your internet tubes by hand . . how did you think we got so buff?"

Looks like "The Hulk" isn't the only one turning "green"

"Now that you mention it, I guess it was suspicious that my home contractor turned into the Hulk whenever his construction crew complained about the rising gas prices . . . "

In an amazing stroke of luck, Sen. Ted Stevens is to appear Thursday before his good friend Judge Emmet “The Hulk” Sullivan

Money isn't the only green thing Stevens loves!

Don't worry Ted. Together, we will fight and defeat this villain of an indictment.

You won't like me when I'm indicted!

Ontario, Canada

Senator Stevens gets acquainted with his future cell mate.

You know Mr. Hulk, if you can build me that new igloo I was telling you about, I'm sure I can add in a provision about giant green people into that anti-discrimination law.

Ted Stevens is the new "Embarassment of the Century"

Ted Stevens and The Incredible Hulk put elbow greese in thier quest to flex the eocnomy's muscle !

"I secure funding for a private lake, airport, and road for Universal Studios execs, and all I get is a photo op?"

Ted, I use to have the beautiful name of "Government Earmark", but look what you've done to me!

Wow! We're are so strong men! you are my hero!!!!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Ted and his self image (before today)

John McCain and Ted Stevens at a campaign rally .

Sorry Ted... Hulk won't be able to protect you in the big house!

Ted's big adventure.

Extreme Home Makeover (version 2.0) . . .

Replace Ty Pennington with the Hulk

Replace families in need with Senetors

One Hulk.....One Hack.....

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

"Yes yes finally I become a green republican " what's Al Gore's number?

Ted, I hate to tell you this, but you're going to need a bigger fist than that to beat this government indictment.

HEY ! ! ! Wipe your shoes before you step on the new floors . . . you wouldn't like me when I am angry.

The Hulk and I are best friend in the world, Can we get free beat360 t-shirt send to us?
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Yeah...;n.. Here's Proof !!
He'll tell ya he picked up the 2nd Floor for FREE !!

In an effort to clear his name, Senator Stevens hires a new lawyer.

its not easy being green

Senator Stevens got it wrong. When we think about our government,
it is not about the "hulk," it's about the "bulk."

Senetor Ted Stevens: "I don't appreciate all of these nasty accusations about me taking bribes . . . I am going to write a slam piece on you and put it in my blog tube."

An angry old, has been, monster poses with The Hulk.

Yes Hulk I will champion Your fight – Then gets real close & Whispers- ( But I need a little Help
On this Scandel thing in return)

Senator Stevens endorses Obama's presumptive choice for vice president. It won't be easy being green.

Green Paint $2, Fake Hair $5. Using the Hulk to scare the members of the Senate Appropriations Committee into supporting AK projects....Priceless.

Ted, you may have teeth and a fine shirt and tie, but I'm not the one headed to jail.

'looks like the hulk is wearing a toilet paper jacket. Could that be Senator Larry Craig under that suit?

Inditement, inshmitement! I got the power!

See what I told you about having too much power, It makes you do stupid things. Look at me!

Let me put all these accusations to rest . . .the Hulk was the one who did all of my home renovations . . . he owed me a favor after I told him to invest in internet tubing.

Senator Ted Stevens: " I paid for all my household renovations with my part-time job doubling as the hulk!"
- Maria B.
Huntington Park, California

Ted Stevens introduces the newest member of the US Weightlifting team. Green guy going for gold in Beijing!

Senator McCains 2 Newest Advisors – Ted Stevens Ethics Advisor- Incredible Hulk- Anger Management.

Stevens chooses his lawyer!

Don't mention 'unreported gifts', it makes him angry. And you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

Stevens: Here is The Hulk in the comics book! He is green over his body look like green beans!
Megan D
Shoreline, Wa

The government comes clean and reveals the true alter ego of a U.S. Senator.

Allison
Winston-Salem, NC

the senator tells the press " i am here with roger clemens and i believe he did not use steroids"

Hulk no like false statements!

Don’t mention ‘unreported gifts’, it makes him angry. And you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

Senator it doesn't matter how many years you've been in congress, The Incredible Hulk still has a better chance of being VP than you – the only question is will he be an Obamaniac or McCainiac!!

Hmmmmmm. Maybe if I put on a Hulk suit I'll get the power to fight and defeat this mean old government indictment.

"Senetor"??!!

"Enjoy the cameras Hulk, landscaping duty isn't going to be so glamorous."

ARRRRRGGGHH! I couldn't have done all those improvements to my house without you Hulk.

I would like you to meet my lawyer, Mr. Green

Ted Steven's "bridge to nowhere" is heading straight to prison.

Ted Stevens has always had a weakness for greenbacks.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

He only likes me for my tie.

Bureaucrat and the Beast

No Senator Stevens! I'm not the Jolly Green Giant, but for a few bucks would you put me in a movie??

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Suppose you are an invincible monster.
Suppose you are a Senator,
oops, I repeated myself.

President Bush sent me to represent you at trial. I passed the loyalty test.

Senator John McCains Newest Advisors- Ted Stevens Ethics & Economic Advisor- Incredible Hulk- Anger Management & Enviromental advisor- Hey He's Green

I finally feel young again!

Ted Stevens and The Hulk star in the remake " A Bridge too Far"

Umm.. can I get a different cell mate please?

So there is a link between McCain and pork-barrel spending... it turns him green!!!

This would never happen to an AC360 T-Shirt.

Senator we'd like to know where all the GREEN went.

Senator Ted Stevens and the Incredible Hulk! You can't buy us or break us!

Not gonna give me that home renovation? Why don't you discuss that with my green friend?

While The Hulk poses nicely for the photo, Ted becomes sidetracked, and flexes for the hot mama on the other side of the room.

Ted finds out who lives on the other side of the bridge to nowhere.

Sen. Stevens and his soon to be cell mate

Marcos Torres, Los Angeles California

Marvel Comics announced today that it now owns a third of Alaska.

Steroids: Before, and After.

All "Brawn" with "No Brains."

Senator Ted Stevens approves Gay marriage and weds his long time Green Party mate.

The latest superhero duo......The Incredible Hulk and Captain Corruption.

Senator Stevens misunderstood Bush when he said Republicans need to regain power in the senate....

I swear the hulk helped me with the renovations

Dream on Hulk..Alaska won't be going Green on my watch.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Little do they know we're both in disguise!!!

Hulk to Sen Stevens:Sen you got muscle, you work out? Stevens: Well I built a bridge to knowwhere.

It's encouraging to see that someone decided to go green a long time ago.

Lorenzo
Fort Worth, Texas

Ted Stevens doing his share to go green.

Washington's Green Machine.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Senator Stevens to the Hulk, You know what it is like to be on the run from the Feds, how about shareing some of that serum?

Prison survival means aligning with a totally different party.

Stevens hopes that "Hulk smash indictments!"

Back in my day there was no such thing as diplomacy. All we needed was an arm wrestling match and there you had it-problem solved.

The Hulk AKA Bill Allen to Ted Stevens:

"Ted, Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!"

Ted responds, "Just be sure it is a Weber grill"

You know Hulk, I can set you up with a new suit, a new house , I can even get you a bridge to knowwhere.

This is my last unreported gift. I Dare You to Indite me now. Ha ha

Introducing the 2008 Green party candidates for President and Vice President.

In a cloning experiment gone horribly wrong, the Hulk finds out that Ted Stevens is his clone.

The Hulk
Some think that "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

Senator Stephens:
That's not true for us Super Heroes.

The Incredible Hulk poses with his older brother, the Indictable Hulk.

Great... a cell mate with anger management issues...

The Incredible Hulk and the Indictable Hulk.

Hulk says "Stevens like Hulk...Steven have money to buy Hulk new shirt and Land Rover..Hulk no smash"

A hero and a fallen hero.

We all had our HAY day or DAYS????

Remember the deal Hulk, 1 picture and then you have to promise to visit me in jail. At my age there's no way I can bend those bars myself. Now just act casual and smile.

Senator "A Bridge too Far" Stevens meets his new cell mate...

Sen Stevens to the Hulk:Could I interest you in some extra trinkets that I aquired? I know it isn't easy being green.

Hulk, you look like a steak man, I've got an amazing grill if you wanna come over.

As long I keep on smiling, the crowd wont be able to notice how scared I am of this creep.

"I deny all charges that I am a Hulk fan."

I'm building my muscles for my jail time if any of those punks think they can mess with me.... grrrrrrr

Sen Stevens practices posing for his next role, prison inmate.

"we are the moment wehave all been waiting for"

Ted Stevens: "Hey, Bill (Allen), be sure to wear that suit if I'm ever indicted, but please do something with that hair. You look like Donald Trump"

Senator Stevens saying "HOORAY, he said I can borrow his toupe!"

hulk: your super hero name should be mwnm. (man with no muscle)

Hulk, Do you know any moves I could use in prison?

Ted Stevens's stress levels just turned an increbilbe sahde of green!

Sen. Stevens' perks makes party guests green with envy.

Super hero's don't need no stinkin disclosure forms

People, it's never too late to work out your ideal body!

"Senator Larry Craig pulled himself out and under a locked bathroom stall to show support for indicted Senator Ted Stevens."

When I made that deal to be soft on oil companies for some green, this wasn't what i had in mind.

Ontario, Canada

Re-Elect Ted Stevens! On the environment he's Green as a Grinch. On pork barrel spending, he's Shrewd as a Shrek. And all the ladies agree... he's as Hunky as a Hulk!

"I'm Ted Stevens, and I really, really approve this message".

The Hulk will stop anyone from trying to muscle in on his new dance partner!

Ok, smile for the camera. The cloning process is much easier this way.

Hulk says, "Okay, Okay, stop tearing my shirt! I'll build your new deck!"

Sen. Stevens cannot deny that "green" was always his favourite colour!

We're dimwitted; we're brutish; we're monsters! We're the Republicans!

Just between us Teds, I think your radiation therapy might be having a few side effects, Senator Kennedy

Senator Stephens:
Sure I'll take a picture with you,
but it's going to cost you.

Senetor Ted Stevens's going green method: A picture with a green hulk and plenty of green dollars.

We're an unbeatable combination, Hulk. I'll build bridges to nowhere and then you destroy them!

Hey Hulk, my fellow Senators are so jealous that I get the chance to pose with you.

It appears that Stevens will soon have lots of time to play action hero by day so he can play more "bridge" at night.

The senator poses with a member of the chinese womens olympic swim team.

"And the shirt off my back too, Senator???"

Senators are powerful.
The Hulk is powerful.
Power corrupts. Kids just be a Senator.

"Psst....Bill....you in there? I'm thinking I need a new deck.... Brilliant disguise, by the way. We so sneaky!"

The Hulk to Senator Stevens: "Don't smile little man; look gruff and show a bit more muscle if you really want the Justice Department to look the other way."

I'm indestructable except against the US government.

the first new comedy team in a quarter of a century

Who's powerful, feared and out-of-control?

I swear I paid for the costume this polar bear is wearing.

One small step for coruption, one giant step for Green Kind.

Colin
Eugene, Oregon

I had to build that addition to my vacation home in Alaska for my roommate "Hulk" the poor guy can't even afford a shirt!

And coming soon to Alaskan taxpayers....a gamma testing program!

Senator Ted Stevens and his lawyer, Bill Bixby (aka The Hulk), are prepared to defends Stevens' good name.

In a stunning upset the Alaskan beach volleyball team qualified for the Olympics.

Both Senator Stevens and the Incredible Hulk have split personalities; one that is mild-mannered, the other one is a monster.

Rookie super hero, The Mighty Indictee, meets his role model.

Is he the Grean Giant or the Hulk?

STEV
ALBERTA
HIGH LEVEL

What do the Incredible Hulk and George W. Bush have in common?

One just stinks up the bathroom.

The other one stinks up the whole planet!

The VECO executive reveals to Ted that he has no secret microphones taped to his chest.

What do you mean this isn't the 'right' green?

The Hulk replaces Meryl Streep in "The Bridges of Madman's Bounty"

Ted was always fond of greenbacks…he has consistently shown his muscles for making sure the green is always around him

A hope for help from the not so jolly green giant.

"Who said Ted creates earmarks? You don't see any marks on my ears."

Olen
Lexington, KY

A proud era for Republicans: Senator Ted Stevens poses with Rush Limbaugh.

And now the only man willing to stand by Ted is a fictional green muscle man...

ARRRRRGGGHH!!
Watch my green friends flex muscles rip white ethics shirt.

Stevens and his new cell mate arm wrestle to see who gets top bunk

Two peas in a pod... no wait, okay, one in a cell, one in a lab but hey, don't they look marvel-us?

I get in trouble for building stuff, Mr. Hulk, while you get away with smashing stuff. Go figure.

"Pamala Anderson" will do anything for PETA!!

The Universal Studios representative reacts to the news about a congressional appropriation for a new state of the art facility in Valdez.

You know, Mr. Hulk, I can build a bridge to the Gap and get you a new shirt.

Ted Stevens, looking and feeling "Marvel"ous.

Sen. Stevens asks The Hulk aka David Banner on tips for "traveling" light. Just in case.

Left side!
Strong Side!
Left side!
Strong Side!....... Damn no Bridge will help my gap where I am headed.

Green around the bills.

The Dream Team.

If you can't be really "cool" just pretend that you are."

Ever wonder why there are no Super Heroes in Congress, but plenty in the Comics?

The Dynamic Duo Dream Team.

Yes Yes with the Hulk's help we made it across my bridge. Now lets see if the American people can say it is a bridge to nowhere.

And you thought that money was going to my pivate perks.

Hulk: "I'm getting home remodeled for free too!"

You'll look great in my new living room!

"Two rules in Alaska: 1) don't eat yellow snow...2) don't mess with the green puppets."

Hulk and his trusty sidekick–The VECO Gecko!

It's not easy being green . . . or "Wicked".

So you're sure he won't clash with the new curtains?

Enraged by his indictment, Senator Stevens unwittingly reveals his alter-ego, THE INCREDIBLE SKULK!

Senator Ted Stevens with ‘The Hulk’: One of them is a big green eyed monster, the other is The Hulk.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with my accountant who assures me that all of my finances are in order.

And you thought it was a bridge to nowhere!?
It was Steven's escape route to Fantasy Island.

"McMain, no like whats going on!"

Hulk " Ted, put Hulk's wallet back in pocket"

To your left Sen. Ted Stevens before, and to the right Stevens after he has gone mad with green.

My big buddy says I that am innocent. Now, does anyone here have any questions for him?

Going green has never made someone so angry!

Real shocker Stevens is on the right!

Somewhere between the bridge and the brig.

Senator Stevens at the Incredible Hulk Museum Grand Opening.

We had to spend that "Bridge to Nowhere" money on SOMETHING!

Just two guys who are known for receiving gifts of green.

In a senior moment, Stevens celebrates the green he'd been socking away. Sadly, he would soon realize it was only spendable in that happy place beyond the Bridge.

I don't know what stinks more, Senator: Your armpit or your alibi.

Moments later Senator Stevens merely stood by Dr. Bruce Banner... and all hopes of smashing his indictment deflated.

If I did your remodeling, you wouldn't be in this mess, Mr. Stevens.

It seems like Hulk has the right idea, but please tell Senator Stevens to vote with us for decriminilizing marijuana!!!

I'm going to look like you when the Feds are done with me.

Two creatures too big for their britches.

he said with my friend hulk around me,we can destroy the house before the justice departmet comes there

Anger Management Class: Day 1 – Pick your buddy.

Anger Management Class: Day 1 – Pick your buddy.
Paul
Los Angeles. California

Incredible Stink!!!

Yo Ted, this town ain't big enough for the two of us – now hit the road.

Come on guys, it's the Hulk's house, not mine. He just lets me use it!

Well, at least Stevens is wearing a better suit than he was in that picture with Bush last week.

"Look what I found in the "LOBBY".

"Say hello to my little friend!"

My indictment hearing might be worse than those congressional steroids hearings, Mr. McGwire.

"Politcs makes strange bedfellows"

In a suprise move, Senator Stevens throws his support behind the Green Party, revealing his penchant for anything green.

I put in an earmark for a new shirt for you.

Graft and Green!

No bridge or house is gonna help me now...But, hey–Can you show me how to do THAT, and did someone PAY for it?

Kathy Murphy–Waterford, MI

See! This was my contractor!

Ann, California

Ted Stevens and Jon Stewart moments before Stewart baited him for the "NO!" clip

It's Bruce and Ted's excellent adventure

See! Size doesn’t matter when you have green friends wrestling with the justice department.

Seeing green, Senator Stevens jumps at the chance at the photo op with his invincible general contractor and VECO CEO, Bill Allen.

See! Size doesn’t matter when you have green friends wrestling with the justice department.
Albany, Oregon

Hey Hulk, let's trade suits. Your suit will look good with my tie. You can wear my prison stripes.

It's clear who has the bigger muscles, but who has the better hair?

"YEEEEHAAAAAA I just pocketed some green like the hulk."

Los Angeles, California

The Hulk discusses how dishonesty in politics will stunt your growth.

A green celebrity endorsement may save me yet.

Peter T
Mankato, MN

In this case, this is one time I would advise Obama to go with the right and avoid the left at all costs

Special prosecutor? Go ahead, make my day.

What do you mean they serve farm raised salmon in prison? GRRRR
That should be illegal!

Senator Stevens gets tips on Global Warming from the GREENINATOR.

Sen. Ted Stevens greets the media with his attorney. His defense strategy, a comedy, is currently under development in Hollywood.

Two comic book characters...the Hulk and the Joker.

Sen. Ted Stevens greets the media with his attorney. His defense strategy, a comedy, is currently under development in Hollywood.

Paul
Hollywood, California

Hey Big Guy, are you Irish?

senator stevens proving that lawmakers were never cast as nerdy comic-book readers

See I am not the HULK, though he is a personal friend of mine. And try to stop me from getting gifts from companies and see what happens to you.

Brian Fillioe

Brandon
VT

You will look great next Spider Man who is hidden in my secret vault!

even the Hulk is green with envy over all the extra money and gifts I get

Brian Fillioe
Brandon VT

okay greenface, you gotta be able to build my entire house and it can't cost more than $9999.99, or else i'll have to reveal how i did and......well, let's just say they wont belive me

Please don't get me mad. I can't afford the shirts any more since I have been indicted. I might have to spend my own money on home improvements. Then I couldn't afford the clothing anymore.

Brian Fillioe

Brandon VT

The Incredible Hulk meets the Non-Credible Skulk.

Even green power is not enough for Stevens

Hey Hulk – I think I know a way for you to get a new shirt without paying a dime for it!!

Quid pro quo....The Hulk just finished refurbing my home and I'm getting him a government earmark to refurb his.

Ted asks the Hulk , Are we on " The Last Comic Standing " or "Jeopardy " ?

once again, congress proving they are so out of touch with the american public after recieving the memo to totally "go green"!

Soon my "party" will be complete and I will dominate the world with Spider-Man, X-men, and Fantastic Four!

Incredible me

The senator was overheard saying, " We're TWINS you and me! We're like Devito/ Schwarzenegger; TWINS!"

You won't like me when I'm angry.....neither did that bridge i built.

I was really hoping to see Governor Schwarzenegger, but the Hulk comes in a close second.

"You won't like me when I'm indited!"

The Hulk tie was not a gift. I need it to save my neck.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

There's no reason to worry about the environmental impact if we drill for oil in Alaska. This guy's been doing it for years and he looks fine to me!

Ted say's to Hulk , that Harry and Leona we're the worst advisors he could ever have .

Stick with me Ted, I'll make sure toseUSprosecutors won't harm you–I'll make those nasty indictments go awat!

GO GREEN!!!!

As you can see...The Incredible Hulk Ain't Got Nothin' On Me! Put 'em up, Put 'em up...

thats not true that bridge does go to somewhere.it goes to COOK COUNTY CORECTIONAL INSTITUTE.See you there.

Now this is what I call a real lobbyist! Green inside and out and not being caught.

Don Johnson
144 Fellows Ave
Syracuse, New York 13210
315-456-9466

Senator Steven introduces his new body tranier for his up stay in prison.

After misunderstanding a discussion about the lack of "Hulk apparel", Senator Stevens promptly commits $200 million to "bridge" that gap at the GAP.

Ted – Love the tie, George wouldn't happen to be in that costume, would he?

The tie has YOUR name on it so i'll testify that it can't be an illegal gift because you let me "borrow" it.

Hollywood announces remake of movie "Twins". Senator Ted Stevens takes over the Danny Devito role as the swindling, separated at birth twin brother.

You know why I took the money. I LOVE green. yea!

Thats it, nobody get me now. But i can't fall in love to this green guy.

Just leave my money on the table, along with a new pair of pants for my friend here, and nobody gets hurt.

Senator Stephens, speaking with teeth clenched:

Did you say World Domination or denomination,
I'll take mine in unmarked bills.

Well Ted , we all have Plumbing Problems somewhere down the road . But look how far you've made it without a leak .

....and this is my other brother Daryl.

Hip!! Hulk!! Hooray!!
Now...Give me my tie back!!!

Senator Stevens criticizes fellow hypocrite and pompous Republican Senator Larry Craig about his wide stance and inappropriate Fire Island beachwear.

If you think HE'S "Incredible" I've got a bridge I wanna sell you.

Well As Kermit use to say , It aint easy being GREEN .

Don't make me mad, Bruce. You won't like me if I'm mad.

Please meet my new lawyer..... NFL referee Ed Hochuli.

McCain introduces two more believers in " the surge".

Steve
Hendersonville, NC

Oh shucks. I thought I was going to meet Lou Ferrigno. What year is this?

Senator Stevens squeals in delight upon learning that the Hulk is HVAC licensed and certified.

"Raise Your Hand, Raise Your Hand If You're Sure"

In order to counteract his recent loss of political muscle, senator Ted Stevens tries a new approach to bulking up.

Right to the gym after this Hulk, I don't have much time to ge as strong as you, and where I'm going I need all the help I can get.

Leaping over tall bridges in a single bound.. even when they lead nowhere!

I told you–I build bridge. No more take money that's not yours.

Here are the candidates for the new "TOFU" party, Hulk and Outa Luck!

Ted thinks" hmm i never knew going green made someone that mad."

Meet Teds new possible cell mate "Bubba"

New ride opening at Universal Studios today:
The Incredible Hulk meets The Incredible Mr. Limpet.

Frank
Richmond, CA

'There is gold in Alaska (trust me)! We can pave the road to Liarsvile with it."

Jeff Dubois
Lethbridge, Ab. Canada

Hulk do you realize that in Five years , this picture well go down in the History Books , with an Asterisk after it .

Yeah! I knew I would get my picture taken with the guest if I wore this tie.

He's so green, I hope the public will think I'm environmentally friendly too!

Teds defense: I blame all on a " Greedy Green Eyed Monster."

If the glove doesn't fit you must acquit it! Hey...is a suit anyone can wear!

LRAFB, Arkansas, 72099

The Hulk looks 'ripped' with his shirt off, but I ripped all of you off with my shirt on!

Obviously, money was not spent to remodel Senator Stevens' home, it was spent on plastic surgery for his wife.

undaunted by his inditement, Ted Stevens hosts a party for his special friend; Universal & Marvel giftbags, anyone?

Senetor Ted Stevens :"ok..ok...i know we both have muscles, but lets be honest – who has the better hairdo..?"

"There is gold in Alaska (trust me)! We can pave the road to Liarsville/Skagway with it.

Jeff Dubois
Lethbridge AB. Canada

Sorry about previous typo...

Ted Stevens shows off his plan for getting out of jail– a superhero resuce.

Don't be green in envy! Next time we will work as a team.

Viva Viva VIAGRAAAAAAAA

Hulk I feel more like a Promoter then A Senator . Well Ted you can't be one without the other .

Maybe if you got a second stimulus check you could afford a new shirt.

The Zero and the Hero

You look more like a" Ninja Turtle" then you do" The Hulk" . And you look more like a " Bernie Schwartz " then you do a" Ted Stevens" .

Maybe if you got a second stimulus check you could afford a new shirt.

Pat Walsh
Mount Olive, NJ

What would you charge to protect me from my future prison cell-mate, Senator Craig?

With the support of Capital Hill, steroid are too going green!

Just remember Mr.hulk that the internet is not something that you just dump something on, its not a big truck, its a SERIES OF TUBES

Now I know why I looked so unhappy in that picture , when bush signed That new " NET LAW " last week . Yeah now I Get It !

Guy to the far right:

"He'll do anything to avoid reality"

Brucie-Poo Gets a New Teddy Bear...Cell-Mates for Life.

Hostile to the press? Nonsense. Gentle as a green giant.

Hulk , they promised me that if I did this photo shoot with you , they would put Andy up swimming with the Sharks .

I've been here so long that I've started to go bad.

I may be a "green go" politician from Alaska, but I sure bring home the bacon to my constituents back home!

Stevens: "I told you that we only look alike in the face. We are cousins on my momma's side"

Hammond, LA

Rip the Shirt, How Cliche'

We know the United States is definitely in a recession after seeing this response from a Lobbyist to Senator Ted Stevens' demand to "show me ALOT of green...."

Stevens: "Watch me flex my political muscle and squirm my way out of any jail time or major fines."

Anne Sterling
DeLand, Florida

Hey Ted ! have you ever seen that series called Lock-Up ? No but thanks for making conversation .

Wow I had muscle like that but now I've been downsized!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And in this corner, introducing the new Tag Team Champions of pork barrell spending, Hulk and Stevens!

One is a comic book hero, the other is an about to be booked zero

Uncle Ted is what the Hulk morphs into when he gets angry.

Senator, did you know ? I once stood in line with Barry Bonds .

Wicked Witch of the East snubbed as Hulk chooses Sen. Ted Stevens for Green Party running mate!!

I need to take what this guys taking.

Talk about your steroids.

The one thing I miss being 'The Hulk" is armpit hair .

Stevens is green with envy/jealousy...talk about your green monster.

This is Ridiculous! How did anyone know I WAS WEARING THIS when I took the money for my house!? Oh, did I say that out loud?

LRAFB, Arkansas, 72099

Aaaanderson...? What happened? You're all green!

This guy is the physical manifestation of my bank account after a senate session. Go ALASKA!!!

Stevens: After this photo op, I'd really like to hear your views on the economy, Mr.Schwarzenegger.

Ted Stevens " Hulk your house has just been repossed

Hey Hulk, do you think I should wear this tie to the indictment, or the diamond studded one the boys back at Veco sent me?

Luis Ramos
Bronx, New York

Ted turns as green as the Hulk when he's indicted!

"Some call Me "The Meanest Man in The Senate" but you should see me when I am REALLY get angry!"

Ted , always remember you have the Go Ye And Sin No More option , that should help with the forgivness crowd .

Hey Hulk, pose for the cameras while you tell me where you got your hairpiece.

If you think I'm scary, what 'til you get a load of the guys in the joint!

"Some people call Me "The Meanest Man in The Senate" but you should see me when I am REALLY get angry!"

Hamming for the camera and fighting the world's injustice, Senator Ted Steven's and close friend the Incredible Hulk prepare to test the ability of the United States' government to detect corruption.

If you think I'm scary, wait 'til you get a load of the guys in the joint!

Ted gets excited when he sees green!

Senator Stevens & the HULK shouting "YES WE DID, YES WE DID, YES WE DID!"

Don't disclose this information, but I had a weight room built into my house so I can have muscles as huge as yours. Feel this.

Meet my future cellmate

The hulk: After this indictment, you'll wish your shirt was as good as mine

Leotus Richard Puyallup WA

Just relax and smile, Dr. Banner. I had to pull a lot of strings to get you assigned to that secret radioactive weapons project. And right now we have to remember that what doesn't kill us will just make us stronger.

Just to to arrest me. One of my " gifts" was my personal bodyguard.

Democrats in the background chuckle at another republican's attempt to "go green"

To save money on home renovations, Ted accepts a friend's offer to lift the house while a new first floor is installed.

Senator Stevens: This was a great idea dressing up in the Hulk costume. No one will ever guess you're a lobbyist.

I'm not only the hairclub president, I'm also a client.

Ted , take it from me, the obituaries, are the only way to save face .

It wasn't a bridge to no where! It was a bridge for this troll , and I was not going to tell him I wouldn't build him it. You can't fault me for that.

Together, we form the ultimate strongman anti-terrorism task force!

A "You wouldn't like me when I get angry" Martha Stewart advises Ted Stevens to keep strong and that all this will soon be water under the bridge– to nowhere.

Ted, you may have felt like the Hulk in 2003, but I'll bet you feel like Pinocchio in 2008.

"You call my spendings pork-barrel, but look at what they got us!"

"I don't only accept gifts from Oil companies... I also accept them from Green ones" (note the tie).

You will all will vote for my pet projects. I know you will. I'm glad I could persuade all of you so easily.

Senator Stevens finds the solution to stomp out terrorism.

Senator , have you ever smelled green sweat ? Yes Hulk , its rubbing off on me as we speak .

"Mommy, mommy... Look! It's that big, mean, scary guy! And he's with the Incredible Hulk!"

Ticin
San Diego, CA

"Hulk ties and bridges to nowhere – I'm just a bit eccentric that's all Your Honor."

Don't make HULK angry Ted Stevens. You wouldn't like HULK when HULK is angry!!

Hey Ted, What did you do this time?The feds look like they want some green and not from me.

Hulk, please tell me where you got your hairpiece.

I may have been indicted, but at least me and the hulk can spell Senator properly not like the 360 staffer who posted this photo.

Twins separated at birth! Witness the Happy Renunion!

Marvel launches it's newest Comic Book........The Misadventures of CAPITOL HILL!

Senator , if you can stand here with a Green arm around you and have a good time , could you feel the same if a Black arm was on the other side , and you were in the Middle ?

Ted turns as green as the hulk when he hears he's been indicted

Hey Ted, This shirt no longer fits and I'm about to catch an Alaskan Flu. Can you help me out with something from your baggage.

Senator Stevens and his friend, the Hulk just finished singing their remake of "Bridge over Troubled Water" and "Its Not Easy being Green" to raise money for his defense. Sadly, it wont be much of a defense.

"A message to taxpayers: We are here to "Pump You Up" – and down."

The Hulk unwittingly meets the newest super villain to hit the US, The Alaskan Graft.

You think you're big? Just wait til I get outta the slammer!

"Ted, you better work out if you plan to bust out of the big house."

"Umm... Mr. President... This isn't exactly what we meant when we said the country needs to go green!"

Senetor Ted Stevens: So it is true what they say about steroids

its Senator Ted Stevens teaming up "the hulk" vowing to finally to finish that bridge to nowhere...

its Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska teaming up the hulk vowing to finally finish that bridge to nowhere...

Stevens: "Bob Dole has nothing on the new little green pill!"

The Hulkster meets the Hustler.

I told you, Hulk. I can't get you a movie deal, but I can get you some drilling rights or a contract to build something – anything, actually.

My friend the Hulk was able to help lift my house for renovation using green energy.

Al Gore said "we should go green" Green Is My Theme Getting Money is my game I have 'Bill' Bigsby by my side – The Incredible Hulk is his name.

The power of corruption is a mean, green senator!!!

Meet my defense team.

" once we all look like this, no one will have to worry about climate change!!"

Hulk: There are aspects of my personality that I can't control. And when I lose control, it's very dangerous to be around me.

Stevens: Really, me too. Or at least that's what I tell them when I am being investigated

Stevens "I love green please sentence me on St. Patty's Day".

Some Hulk – looks more like the Jolly Green Giant to me

This will look great! In my den.

Hulk, the persuasive"Green" lobbyist has successfully bribed Senator Stevens and has him finally where he wants him: lock, stock, and pork barrel.

Senator Stevens and the Hulk go green.

Senator Stevens pictured with his alter ego – Greed.

"I do have concerns about the current efforts to restructure our nation's intelligence community." (Actual Ted Stevens quote.)

Help....I really need a "Hulk" of help now!!!

The perfect strategy: First, I get them to believe in little green men...then, I get them to believe I'm innocent!

Hey buddy, for just a small monetary contribution to my personal housing fund I can not only make those muscles bigger but make your skin greener and get you a shirt that fits.

" Which one is the Bad Guy?"

Ted Stevens shows that a career in tatters is not such a bad thing.

"VOTE VEGAN"

Breaking News Update!!!
Veco just paid for Senator Stevens Legal Defense for Trial

There is only one other kind of green I like better.

PAUL

ST. CATHARINES, ONTARIO, CANADA

People don't really like me when I'm angry either...

" Sooh, These guys are Republicans? How much damage could they do?"

Senator McCain, I don't think that's what they meant, when they said "go Green"...

I guess Felon Stevens believes in the Surge too!"

"THE SURGE !"

Hey Ted, you've probably heard about the green movement, right?

– Peter
– British Columbia

AND YOU PROMISE, together we can defeat all those WASHINGTONITES, just the way WE CONQUERED ALASKA !!
. . . .YES, WE CAN !! OOPS, wrong party !!

Veco's main spokesman, Ted Stevens, reveals the Bush administration's latest success in alternative energy policy.

Senator Stevens is happy to show off his award winning cereal mascott; HULKENBERRY!!

JOHN MCCAIN, seen here CAMPAIGNING for Senator STEVENS, trying out his HALLOWEEN outfit for the DAYS leading up to NOVEMBER ELECTION DAY, "we'll show them who is GREEN WITH ENVY !! oops, Did I Just Say That OUT LOUD ??

"These guys just can't keep their hands out of the cookie jar!"

Told You I would Put That Bribe Kickback to Good Use, You Just CAN'T KEEP YOU IN T-SHIRTS, AND After YOU Demolished That BRIDGE TO NOWHERE !!, after all, MONEY IS MONEY !!

" And Obama's kissin' Sarkozy" What a world!"

HBO announces another season of Oz.

This will show the people how much we appreciate the environment. Although it can be a problem when it's angry, we still stand beside it. (With caution of course)

During the photo op, the Hulk cast member became nervous and contemplated whether the ALF costume in the dressing room was meant for this session.

"If they only knew how much cash I had stuffed in this hulk costume."

We have a lot in common, I crush puny humans too, for all their green!

Senator Stevens Re-"Lying" On His "Green Support"

Melbourne, VIC, Australia

In a bold move, Shrek replaces the donkey in the next sequel.

It's time to go green people.

It's not easy being "Green!"

Green Politics!

"Ted and Hulks Excellent Adventure: More Fun Than a Pork Barrel of Monkeyshines"

The new champions are crowned in the pairs shirt shredding competition.

Senator Stevens remembers the moments when he had enough power to raise his fist.

"I admit that I am the Alaskan Hulk"

I am Lion, hear my ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Together we're untouchable.

Another side effect of Senator Stevens' years of serving up pork

Uh oh – do those Viking grills emit radiation?

"I'd flex and rip my shirt too, but they said I have to remain 'professional' while the cameras are on."

Miramichi, New Brunswick, Canada.

I dont look like that when i get indited do I?

So, what do ya think Ted...should we beat that guy up in the back who is laughing at us? I will give you the credit again...huh? What do ya say?

Orange County, CA

Hey "W!" Corruption will make me as buff as you. Sweet!

I wonder if I can get the oil company to buy this for me also..

I'd like to introduce my attorney... oh, oh, you've made him angry.

You see, I am going green...so long as I am provided enough green.

"I was bullied into corruption...If you can't beat them, join them."

Emilie, Las Cruces, NM

Arnold Schwarzennegar and his new costar Senator at their premier debut of "Indictment Day"

Hulk: When I get angry, I turn into Ted Stevens.

One is ripped and the other was tipped.

Going Green to be lean

Now i realy can strong arm everone abilene tx 79603

Ted intoduces the Incredible Hulk as the next Governor of Californnnia !

He has a lot of muscle but even Hulk can't get him out of this one!

The Hulk gives Ted a few tips on how to 'bulk up' his muscles rather than his pockets.

looks like only HULK can get me out of jail

Philadelphia

Trust me Hulk, the grass is greener in Alaska.

Senator Stevens meets his new cellmate.

I was hoping my alter ego wouldn't come out until after my term was over

After this review of Hulk....I am not going to see it!!!

Who said size Matters... its the spirit that counts....

Right

Right

Can you believe this folks, one trip to BALCO and you can look like this

I guess this proves Ted Stevens was interested in the "Green".

Beauty and the Beast

My donated carpenters are green with envy at my new kitchen!

I can beat this rap; I've got friends in the right places!

Senator Ted Stevens and his alter ego vow to fight the investigation to the bitter end!!!!

Out of curiousity, what are the odds you can lift a house up while a new first floor is put in?

Ted is about to throw the Incredible Hulk of the Green Party into the race for the White House.

Senator Stevens receiving his Receiving his Alaskan of the century award! "its me there here to see big fella".

Corruption make Hulk mad. Lying make Hulk... Oh, Hulk not see you Senator.

Come to Alaska....I assure you there is nothing wrong with our water.

Hey, meet my home repair builder. He may look green like money, but he doesn't cost a thing!

Ted's never seen a greenback he didn't like.

Hey Hulk can you help me beat up the fed so i can get out of my inditments.

Forget McCain and Obama, I think we can win this thing!!

You won't like me when I'm angry!

HOW MUCH YOU MAKING TONIGHT ????

See old man i told you going GREEN would help the world. ONE ,TWO, Three ....Obama...

We both love pork

It was tough, but I found myself a second lawyer!

The Hulk may be green-but it's sure not due to envy of Senator Stevens..

Pork Bellies make you strong!

I am the original HULK...I built a bridge to NOWHERE...how about that!

You know...I could use a person with your abilities. I'm willing to pay under the table.

Senator Stevens along side his alter-ego.

Lookee Here – This isn't even half the green I stole from y'all!

Senator Stevens presents photographic proof that he is not the evil twin!

Pittsburgh, PA

You can send me to jail but my friend here will break me out and the only thing I had to promise (this time) was to wear a tie with his name on it.

Why would I have an oil field contractor lift up my house when I've got this guy???

Okay so you have the muscles, now can you carry some supplies up to my home in Alaska.

Thanks, Hulk, for lifting my house so VECO could build me that new first floor! Now smile for the camera big guy!

Randall
Washington, DC

Stevens: "You're not going to like me when I'm angry".

Hulk: "It's not easy being green...especially for a Republican".

You can send me to jail but my friend here will break me out and the only thing I had to promise (this time) was to wear a tie with his name on it.

Milwaukee, WI

Is this what they meant by "gang green"?

Jeff Seraita, Syosset, NY

oh when both hands meet it will be a bridge to somewhere.am sorry not this time.it was too late buddy.

Give me back my tie you thief...GRRRRRRR!!!

Don't make me launder money...you won't like me when I launder money!

Hey Hulk, Did You Notice I've Been Working Out!

You won’t like me when I’m angry!

Northampton, PA

Maybe I could get him to beat up my accusers.

Senator Ted Stevens poses with his newest housewarming gift for his alaskan home on capitol Hill....

An unrepentant Sen. Stevens warns, "I'll still have Big Friends in the Big House!"

Senator Stevens is a mean green real estate machine!!

Hulk is it? Oh yes, I've seen your reality show. I'm a huge fan.

Ted Stevens (right) responds angrily to the announcement that he has been indicted by a D.C. grand jury as an unidentified aide shows his support.

hi i can afford this green with my green

Pictured here for posterity, Alaska Senator Ted Stevens ans his ego!

Everone is green with envy about how many earmarks I get for Alaska.

I'll scream "GO GREEN!" if it can get me re-elected.

Sen. Stevens has always been aware of the power of green.

Georgetown, KY

Yo ho ho...Green Giant!

With my connections and your brawn, together we shall rule the world!

Christine Watsky from Ocean City, MD

WAY TO GO SENATOR! I COULD HAVE WARNED YOU THE 'FEDS' ALWAYS GO AFTER THE GREEN.$$

Let's bulk, I mean hulk up my legal defense fund!

Hulk, it is not the muscle, I know it is the green...$$$

meet your new cellmate, they call him the hulk

Hey, I'm just like the rest of my congressmates, my head is a ROCK!

I'VE BEEN DOING THIS A WHILE BUT I GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE STILL A LITTLE GREEN.

YOU KNOW TED, I THINK YOUR WIFE IS LOOKING AT ME ..DOES SHE KNOW THAT I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE..

Senator Stevens is obviously going green in a big way – unfortunately he thought green was about finance, not environment!

Hulk angry! Hulk smash bridge to nowhere!

Ted Stevens gives new meaning to "bringing home the green"

Hey, if you move to Alaska "I can get you the hook up".

Nice biceps, got em from buiding the deck did ya

You're a "Strong Guy",.... I need a little work around my.. "House!!!"

Take off my tie you crook!!!

Senator Stevens visits with the Jolly Green Giant in Minnesota to discuss the value of pork.

Senator Stevens along side his alter-ego,

Union, Washington

This guy from Veco told me all the repairs to my house would be green, but this was more than I expected!

Sharon, Raleigh, NC

Fresh of his inidictment, Senator Stevens has pulled out the big guns in hiring his new crack legal team.

"So, do you think standing next to you will keep the cops away from me?"

Mr. Green and I have the muscle!

Senator Stevens spotted with his buddy leaving Anger management class!

Hey pal, we are really rolling in the green now.

roy foberts
sherman tx

Meet my new friend, the Jolly Green Lobbyist....his powers of persuasion don't involve bribes.

senator stevens gets friendly with his new cell mate to see who gets the top bunk

Senator Stevens stands with his alter-ego, threatens that "inditements make me angry, and you don't want to see me when I'm angry!"

don't underestimate me , I can get as ugly as this guy, Sue me !!!

An unrepentant Sen. Stevens says, "I'll still have Big Friends in the Big House!"

Nashville, TN

Senator Stevens shows how you too can go green to combat increasing oil prices.

Big oil doesn't cause birth defects or memory loss

Look Mom, a mean monster only interested in green. And the Hulk is with him!

My Guns Are So Big Were Like Twins!

Maybe we should "rethink" going green!

Deb Seraita, Syosset, NY

"Can't we steer the bridge to nowhere funds to get Hulk a new t-shirt?"

I THINK THE PRESS LIKES OUR MATCHING HAIR STYLES.

Senator Steven's campaign chairman looked a little green when he heard of the charges filed against the Senator.

when i said we were going green, i didn't mean that green!

Stevens' most outrageous pork barrel spending yet

Miami, Florida

Fresh off his indictment, Senator Stevens has pulled out the big guns in hiring his new crack legal team.

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