McCain creates an uncomfortable situation with an attempt at humor “Pull my finger!!!”

Armstrong, “Sorry John, I can’t see us on the same ticket, not even if you point to it in the future.”

Sheri V
Albuquerque, NM

“Hey isn’t that Newt Gingrich in a dress?!?!?!”

McCain responds to his critics … “I know you are but what am I?”

Sen. John McCain mistakenly compares his own tour of duty to Lance Armstrong’s Tour de France.

Jeff
Hatboro, Pa.

Some say, ‘Tour de France’ — I say, ‘Tour de Freedom.’

John McCain: I’d give my left Testicle for that guy’s vote over there!
….sorry…..so wrong…..

“Livestrong is a good organization now, lets take some questions about war.”

ron hyman
suffern ny

hey look….obama needs training wheels for his ‘bicycle’…….

Look! There goes my chance of ever being president!

Look Lance! Over there! Isn’t that Cheryl standing next to Kate?

McCain: “Ok, you throw the Livestrong bracelet, I’ll catch it on my finger! Watch this Lance!”

McCain: “You can’t handle the truth!”

Armstrong: “tsk. Neither can you, McCain.”

Salt Lake City, Ut

” I don’t give a rat’s behind about anything in France but that tour de Lance is a really, really nice.”

Hey! Arm let’s get People of America fit to vote in next two months. Can you do it?

Lance Armstrong gasps in shock as John McCain commits yet another gaffe.

Lance Armstrong realizes the error he made, when he called John McCain grandpa.

McCain ” See there is someone who makes me look younger.”

Peter F
Springfield PA

Lance Armstrong gasps in shock as McCain tells the crowd that Obama needs to “grow a pair”

Two men…one represents the Tour De France, the other represents Tour of Duty.

A loud noise erupts on stage, as Armstrong tries to hold back the laughter and Senator McCain, points to the little old lady in the front row “It was her… with the yellow bracelet on…”

Testy & Testi.

John McCain: Congrats Lance Armstrong!!!! he won 7 times row on tour of France!
Lance Armstrong: Thanks John……….
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

John McCain flops with a prewritten-pun, “I promise bin Laden will DIESTRONG.”

A loud noise erupts on stage, as Armstrong tries to hold back the laughter and Senator McCain, points to the little old lady in the front row “It was her… with the yellow bracelet on…”

Recession? You are such a whiner!

Hey! That guy is stealing my bike!

Hey – you stop laughing over there or I’ll have to run you over with my Straight Talk Express!

EJ – Cincinnati

Look it’s Sheryl Crow!!

John McCain & Lance Armstrong nervously prepare for the highly anticipated sequel to Brokeback Mountain.

EJ – Cincinnati

Clearly suffering from dementia, McCain screams, “Viet Cong at 1 o’clock”. Armstrong is clearly befuddled as to what he should now do.

Everything France doesn’t like about America…

Though he put on a brave face, Lance Armstrong’s yawn reveals that he too finds McCain to be a total bore!

Lance-”Oh no he didn’t!”

Hey Lance, someone is stealing your bike!

John McCain orders police officers to taser the heckler that just interrupted his speech.

EJ – Cincinnati

McCain and Armstrong picture the audience members without their clothes on

Headline: McCain dethrones McConaughey as Lance’s ‘Big Mac’

McCain excitedly points to some media he sees in the audience!!

John asked me to campaign for him, but he didn’t tell me we would be speaking at a “swingers” convention.

The Grim Reaper points his boney finger at his next victim.

McCain & Armstrong express complete surprise that a reporter actually showed up to cover the news conference.

EJ – Cincinnati

A couple of Peddlers.

What do I know about bicycles? My friends, I was there when the bicycle was invented!

“Why Yes, I am often confused with George Clooney. Next question.”

Lance to John – I don’t mind you pointing – just watch what you are doing with your other hand !

McCain angrily instructs a campaign worker to take down the oversized cardboard cut out of Barack Obama that was placed in the back of the room.

EJ – Cincinnati

“Oh my gosh. Did John just say ‘Tour de Pants’”?

“OK next question. You with the DAN RATHER toupee.”

McCain:
“Look I have the Tour de France support too!”

Lance:
“Psst John, I’m an American !”

Opps another gaffe bites the dust….

“This man shows us that when times get rough in a time of war, you don’t surrender and run away. Mr Armstrong refused to let cancer stop him from serving seven triumphant Tours of duty in France.”

“Look, Lance! It’s Obama! Let’s go over there and maybe we’ll get some attention!”

(Lance whispering to John);John that’s my hand you’re holding, would you let go.

Look at all these people Lance!! Good thing I showed up to give this event some extra press coverage for you!

Just wait until I am president and ask a question like that.

Wow, Lance Armstrong, now I’ve seen TWO people I can’t beat in a race!

Sen. McCain denies rumors of an intimate relationship — with Lance!!!

Yes…I am proof of living long, I mean strong. Next question:

“Look, there’s someone coming! I told you someone would show up to listen to me speak if you came!”

Sen. McCain responds to attacks on why he continually refuses to wear the LIVESTRONG yellow bracelet on his wrist.

Armstrong is on hand to help McCain announce his new red band bracelet : ALIVELONG

“No, no don’t leave! I’ll only be here a minute, then it’ll be all Lance, honest!”

You are right, we are both cancer survivers, but only I can say I’m 100% nuts!

That’s a great impression Senator, but you forgot to put on the Uncle Sam outfit.

Look! Sheryl Crow with hairy legs!

A strong supporter of gender equality, Senator McCain announces his support of bi-cyclists.

Winnipeg, Canada

“No, don’t leave! This wasn’t a bait and switch, it was a misprint! I can’t help it if the flyers advertised an event with “Armstrong and McBain!” Come on, just stick around. I mean, you’re already here…”

Armstrong’s reacts to a reporters allegations that McCann is his long lost son! “Is that your mother? I remember you when…”

Hey that’s the lady that caught me off guard with the viagra question.

“That’s right my friend, I really believe I’ll be President come January 1996.”

Look Lance ! Kate Hudson, Sheryl Crow and Mary-Kate Olson are all here. But why are they heading this way with machete’s?

“Look Lance, I told you someone would show up! Oh, it’s just the UPS guy.”

”Hey why are they posters saying vote for the immature version of pres bush”

Don’t get testy, all we’re doing is holding hands.

McCain proudly recalls the France/Iraq border stage of the Tour de France.

“Not only did this guy beat cancer, he walked on the moon…seven years in a row!”

Youth plus Goof.

Hey is that Sheryl talking to A-ROD back there?

Sorry, when you asked me to be your running mate, I thought you wanted to go for a jog.

McCain reacts after his presidential race against Obama was compared to the likely outcome of a bicycle race against Armstrong.

Lance: “Not here , Johnnie!”

You there in the third row. Stop picking your nose!

Bob Ramsdell\Albany, OR

I tell you my Green background was better than this gold background..

“I never said Lance showed an audacity of hopelessness in winning an eight tour de France!’

Opps! I didn’t think the Senator would repeat that in his speach; I was just making conversation….

“Ohhh la la la la! Voila le Pelaton, Cherie”

Seven Tour de France victories? Big deal. I crashed five Navy aircraft!

Oh my God ,John will you please quit pointing to all my ex girlfriends !

you won’t get their votes.

Hey you 2 gay people! No smooching in the back row!!

mr. mccain and mr. armstrong with differing reactions to the french streaker

It appears by Armstrong’s face and hand gesture that McCain has more “gas” issues to contend with …but after a bad week already he points the blame to a lady in the front row .

See Lance, point like you mean it and say, “Hey you, I know you, I know you.”

“Look! There’s the Big Oil guy who’s funding my campaign!”

“” See Lance! I told you! Anderson didn’t let us down”

“. . . and remember always wear loose fitting underwear.”

” If he touches my hand one more time, I’ll puke”

“Sorry guys, Ohio doesn’t have gay marriage!”

” I told you the last time. I never, ever wished I was a bicycle seat!”

Oh, oh, I feel a flipflop coming on. I think I’d rather campaign for a young Democrat.

McCain: You pick your friends, and you can pick your nose but you can’t pick on the surge…..

“cool lance, i see they brought you your jv cycling team too”

“You! – with the ski-mask and dark sunglasses on masquerading as a journalist; you’re not fooling anybody. We know it’s you, Glenn – Glenn Beck!”

For those of you who still believe that CNN is not on the payroll of Big Oil, Insurance, and Pharmeceutical companies, I have two words for you: Glenn Beck.

“I remember I was only 63 years old when Lance won his first of seven Tour de France titles!”

Pointing to President Bush, John says “Lance and I are going to California to get married and you can’t stop us”!

Did CIndy McCain get a new haircut, because she’s looking hot!

” Look at me Cindy. I don’t care about the money. I want Lance!”

Hey, who’s that taking your bike Lance!

off with that guy’s nuts……………… sorry lance (boston)

Lance: oops! I made a boo boo!

Going, Going, Gone… Sold to the lady in the last row!

“see Lance, this is how you ride a bike in france …”

Obama can have Sarkozy, I have Mr Tour de France Lance Armstrong

Lance Armstrong quietly refuses to be McCain’s partner in the next Tour de France.

“You! You in the third row. You’re Hot!”

McCain’s Lance chance for the yellow shirt.

Look over there, Lance, a streaking cyclist!

Sir,Stop making the
obscene finger jester !

What’s that little dohicky?

Just as I have done in all my years in Congress, as President I will continue to point the blame on others.

I am concerned I saw the
way he hug George Bush!

“I always wanted to do the tour de Lance tandem style.”

Hey look… one CNN reporter showed up! That counts even if he is here just for the free food!

Cindy…Ga.

“I remember I was only 63 years old when Lance won his first of seven Tour de Fance titles!”

After putting his possible VPs into a straight line, Sen. McCain chooses his running mate with a round of enie meenie miney moe.

“Hey, I hate to point him out but isn’t that the McConaughey guy the tabloids said you has a “bromance ” with ?

Wait young lady,I’m not done with my speech

Rules of Politics:
1- Pointing fingers.
2- Pretending you care.

Unlike Barrack, Senator McCain can count attendance with one hand.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Hey you, take off that Obama hat, that’s not change we can believe in!

McCain agrees to end his presidential race against Obama, if he is unable to win in his upcoming bicycle race against Armstrong.

Player haters in this house if you see them point ‘em out…point ‘em out…point ‘em out!

Lance Armstrong takes a moment to check his breath after the stench of McCain’s Halitosis wafts into his direction…

John McCain points out to Lance Armstrong the one person in America not focusing on Barack Obama.

Senator John McCain is looking for advice on how to sup up his straight talk wheel chair.

Russell, Topeka

Whoop there it is

Before you were born, I won the Tour de France in a horse and buggy like that one over there.

You do that again my friend,
I am coming down after you!

Armstrong – “WOW! I thought it was a wax statue”

John McCain: Look here mister i have first hand knowledge that Iraq & Afghanistan border each other. i’ve been there I bet you can’t say that!!! Jo -Waleska,GA

McCain – “In your face!”

Armstrong – “Oh no you didn’t”

Lance, you may depend on Livestrong but I live strong with Depends!

Hey Lance, here comes the tandem bike I ordered for us.

Anderson Cooper is stealing your bike,Lance!

John McCain: “Hey, it’s not what you think!”

John says to his BFF Lance, OMG is that the Jonas Brothers?

Lance Armstrong thinking”Please just no Cheryl Crow questions”

“I’m a dope and Lance has been doping—merci beaucoup that, Obama!”

New comedy, “Step brothers”, based on the real life relationship between pale finger pointer and tanned mouth holder.

Armstrong is there to lend support after a French reporter accuses McCain of winning the Republican primary by way of doping.

McCain: “…31, 32,33, yep, almost as many people as Obama spoke to in Berlin”

“Let’s go”!! John McCain saying yes to the idea of a Uni-Cycle Tour de France with Lance Armstrong.

Hey look there, Lance!
See, I’m not the only senior citizen using training wheels on my bike.

“Say Lance, isn’t that Floyd Landis with Cheryl Crowe?”

Lance Armstrong and the entire audience of the LIVESTRONG summit at Ohio State University today gasp as McCain lashes out on a student who asked him his age.

Lance: is this guy really tryin to hold my hand

Senator McCain asks the press if there are any questions for Lance Armstrong, the first man to set foot on the moon.

I believe a messiah has come and HE will take over USA soon and our lives will be better,safer,and more prosperous..If you believe in God you must believe this…

“Yes… My new campaign theme song is ‘All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun’ by Cheryl Crow.”

McCain identifies who dropped the SBD… Course as we all know, the one who smelt it generally delt it

McCain takes this opportunity to support cancer research, and to anounce his new one-word energy policy: Bicycles.

You with the one ball, what is your question?

McCain finds this a perfect opportunity to announce his new one one-word energy policy…Bicycles

John obviously cannot play the Dozens very well.

Jamal
Long Beach, CA

Armstrong shocked… The search is finally over as McCain points out Waldo.

Lance Armstrong thinking” How do I get out of this?”

Senator McCain praises Lance Armstrong for the many courageous battles he has fought and blunders: “This man has balls.”

“see lance, that guy may be from some media outlet”…”yes john, but i think he’s one of those guys that scares local phoenix viewers that the drinking water can giver you cancer”

McCain: It takes kahunas to run for President!

Lance: Oh no he di’int!

Armstrong shocked as McCain admits to using performance enhancing drugs to achieve a more powerful pointing posture.

Lance Armstrong watches John McCain anwser questions and realizes its going to be a long day.

Lance – “I hope he didn’t hear me when I said that I’m voting for Obama”

McCain decides to hold an impromptu auction during a newsconference to raise money for his campaign. On the auction block, a private bike ride with Armstrong.

“Going once, Going Twice… SOLD to … Cindy!”

Lance Armstrong realizes just how boring John McCain really is.

Senator McCain verbally assaults Sheryl Crow who refuses to stop singing “My Favorite Mistake”.

Lance takes Cindy”s job and pokes McCain in the back as he makes yet another bad joke.

I think my wife Cindy looks like your girl friend Kate Hudson……..

McCain, not realizing his mistake, tries to move on to the next question after ranting about how rising gas prices are hurting bikers like Lance Armstrong.

If you elect me president I promise my buddy here will continue to LIVESTRONG and he’s gonna help this ole coot to live long!

Cindy…Ga.

Clearly, Lance was embarrassed after being asked who he thinks is most fit to be president, while McCain takes the opportunity to show what good reflexes he has.

Lance gasps as McCain keeps bringing up Obama’s trip instead of focusing on his own campaign

Mccain—> Go and board the plane to Baghdad Lance we need men like you there.

Lance—-> Is this guy serious? How do I convince him I don’t ride tanks I only ride Bikes. Man we are doomed if this guy makes it.

Lance: **SIGH**…is he EVER going to shut up!?

Cindy…Ga.

Hanging out with Lance Armstrong will not reclaim the title of new, fresh candidate like in 2000- that role is already taken.

McCain: Oh my gosh…Oh my gosh!!! There is Barack Obama inside a throng of reporters!!!! So that explains where everyone was while I was at the grocery store.

My friends, when Sen. Obama in France saying “Bonjour” to French president……..I say “hello” to the Champion of ‘Tour de France’ ………..

McCain promised Armstrong that his presence would bring a “surge” of reporters and he shows that he was right again.

C’mon Sen. McCain stop that!!! you are making Lance blushing…..

“Look Lance isn’t that your friend Owen Wilson?”

Lance is embarrassed as McCain points out the Tour de France leader has just finished the segment through the beautiful Swiss Alps.

Senator McCain assures the crowd that he too met with President Sarkozy, but no one can remember.

Hey if he can travel all over France without using any gas, you should be able to do the same here!

“Look Lance, I told you the press would come…I see one over there…they’re not all in Europe”

pstttttt Senator McCain,it’s not polite to point

McCain: “I am proud to welcome the first man to ride a bicycle on the moon.”

Armstrong is embarrassed when McCain announces that Lance is his new wing man.

Stop that man, he’s got Lance’s bike and my walker!

“That dog! HE did it!

This is more embarassing than being infront of the cheese isle……

As Sen.McCain raves on and on in a nonsensical spiel, Lance Armstrong begins to wonder just what he’s gotten himself into…

“I have a Tour de France winner up for auction! Slightly used, drug free, one testicle. What’s my first bid?”

McCain — “My friends, while I was doing my best to survive being a POW, Lance was doing his best to ride a tricycle.”

Do you think that practice with one of those bicycles would help me perfect my backpedal?

With Lance at my side, you could say the ball’s in my court.

“So what if Obama is meeting with the President of France right now, I’m with the man who DEFEATED France seven times in a row! What do you have to say about THAT?!?”

I once beat Lance Armstrong in a bike race……..just ask him!

“Hey look, it’s Obama on his Tour de Farce.”

Lance laughs as McCain says , ” This man goes everywhere on a bike, as the price of gas goes up , so will the rest of us . “

“Look Lance, your star power payed off! Both of my supporters showed up today!”

I’ll have you know that I was ONLY 35 when Lance was born!

LIVESTRONG and LIVEDLONG

Hey Barack, if you keep pointing to the growth on the side of my face, I’ll keep pointing to your big ears!

Armstrong is thoroughly embarrassed when Sen. McCain excitedly greets the first journalist he has seen in weeks.

There goes Cindy with my scooter

Armstrong reacts to McCain pointing out the words on the teleprompter and begins belting out Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive” karaoke style.

OMG, I think he had too much of my energy drink!

“There!!!.. I think there is one national news correspondent…”

Lived long and Lived strong.

I accept your challenge for a bike race for president. Lance, you got this one okay?

Ken, Winnipeg

Two cancer survivors show you can be anything and do anything.

” I may not know where the Afghan border is –but I know a true friend–Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce …Len Legweak”

Look! Not only is the press corps in love with him, now Sarkozy loves him too! Lance, I thought the French hated Americans… what gives?

Mccain, “Lance, look its Obama!!!!!!!!”
Armstrong, “Sssssh, only the media is supposed to be in love with Obama, not you!!!!”

“You need to oil your chain McCain if you want to stay in this race.”

Look Lance there she is. My one supporter I was telling you about from “The View” Elisabeth Hasslebeck.

Oh my God, John, I can’t believe you said that!!!

John McCain tries to one up Barack Obama after hearing reports of Obama’s successful Tour de France.

Hey Is that obama over there?….oh my god it is.

Look Armstrong I’m living strong for almost a century………

You remind me of Brittney Spears, “Oops he did it again!”

John: That’s not a McCain your hand.

“Whoevers watching Obamas Berlin speech on that teleprompter, TURN IT OFF NOW!!!”

You, You over there, you know who I am right ?

“And you,
and you,
and you,
you’re gonna love me!
You’re gonna love….meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

My Friends: I feel very strongly that Lance is up to the task at hand.

“From my tour in Berlin to Tour de France…take that Obama!”

“Yes, my friends”, Lance and I have been invited by the French to speak before millions all over France. I think it’s called ‘Tour De France’.

$10 for once, twice, SOLD to the gentlemen waving my banner.

Yes, I am older than Pinocchio. Next question please.

-Lori in Bow, New Hampshire

I know the Dark Knight and you Batman are no Dark Knight!

” Oh my God… He didn’t just say what I heard…. Please no!!…”.

i see an OBAMA spy! catch him!

hey lance why is media leaving? oops, sorry john i gave you the wrong date . the media is here for barack.

Lance is going to teach me how to ride a bike, now I won’t be the underdog cause I do sports like Obama

Is Lance your VP pick sen. McCAin?

Brian Fillioe
Brandon VT

Armstrong dont look now there is a CNN photogapher right over there ,you know what that means …there taking the funniest shot of us for that Beat 360 were going to be made fun off

Oh My God Why did he pick on Sheryl to ask the next question

Brian Fillioe

Brandon VT

McCain and Armstrong watch as Senator Obama completes his first Tour de France.

lance looks shocked as mccain proclaims all bike riders are tree huggers

In my first 100 days as President my friends, I will re-name the “Tour de France” ; the “Lance de France” and move it to Columbus, Ohio,

McCain: There’s that guy who said you took steroids.

Armstrong: Beware! He’s HULK!

Senator McCain and Lance hold hands, while pointing to General Petraus to join them.

My friends let me tell you … oh wait your not my friend! Security get that woman out of here!

Sold! To the gentleman in the sixth row!

Don’t you laugh, you little jerk, my bike is NOT a 3-wheeler!

McCain says “Ok, I need more troops for war, hey! you…”

McCain desparate to find a VP candidate makes his selection… eeny, meeny, miney, mo!

McCain: What ? How I got Lance’s support ?

Armstrong: He doesn’t realize am also voting for Obama this fall

Oh no not another AARP question for McCain…please stop embarassing me!!

Yes sir….no doubt about it…I’ll take my skin cancer over Lances’ cancer any day.

Yes sir….a political race is just like a bicycle race. That’s why I’m taking lessons from Lance on how to peddle faster.

Ayy! Put that hot dog down before you get cancer! We don’t need any new members right now…

McCain:Yes Lance, I’m going to tour the Nation & finish the Campain on a bicycle to save on gas- thats it over there.
Armstrong:-(Thinking to Himself) O.M.G.!!!!!!!! I’ve seen better bikes in a SCRAPYARD!!!!!!!!!

McCain: You are absolutely correct! Lance had cancer right here.

The French might like Obama but i got Lance Armstrong!

Lance is teaching me the importance of getting traction in a race.

The hardest thing about livestrong is the part where you have to live.

ARMSTRONG: “At least Kerry had the courtesy to wear the bracelet that we sent him.”

the presidential bid got fierce when McCain took over the stage.

Lance cringes as McCain calls on his ex-girlfriend.

Look Lance, my plan for the media “surge” has worked!

McCain: “Yes ma’am? You there..with the yellow bracelet!”

Oh look everyone.! Obama’s news conference is starting. Lance, turn up the volume!

Tom Blake
Novi, MI

Listen Lance, I’ll do the talking, you are just “eye candy”.

Lance experiences an awkward moment shortly after someone in the crowd screams,” hey, I think i just saw Obama in the lobby!” ;as a frusterated Mcain pleads with the press as they stampede out to the lobby.

Senator McCain calls for security to remove Lance after he realised he was an Obama supporter!

“That was so funny that I bit my tongue.”

Lexington, KY

Two men who overcame huge obstacles to stay in the race.

Yes, my friends, I think I’m finished in a couple of months from now….Oh, wait, I meant I can see the finish line in a couple of months from now.

Obama’s one win in France this week, can’t top the seven this guy had!!!

“oh my god do you see that!!!!” …… “Oops sorry thought i saw bin laden Sorry guys”

“Look at that TV Lance, Obama is taking a tour of France.”

Pssss. Senator, If your mommy didn’t tell you it is not nice to point.

SOLD ….. all america

Wait…my campaign is not over…..Lance is yawning because he’s just a little sleepy!!!

Pete Charlotte, NC

McCain: “Lance, look, I’m actually on TV.”
Lance (thinking): “When’s Barack going to come back on?”

Ooh! I wouldn’t say that.

Lisa L
Sydney, Australia

“Yes, my friends”.

Lance and I have been invited by the French to speak before millions all over France. I think it’s called ‘Tour De France’

McCain: “Lance, look, the surge is working!”
Lance: “John, don’t you have anything else to say?”

1940= uncle sam wants you

2008= uncle john wants you

John McCain points out another biker found doping in the Tour de France. At least he was one of two people (the other being Cindy McCain) to attend the LIVESTRONG event.

Aha! I see one– someone in the crowd not bored to tears

After a week full of gaffes, Senator McCain proves he’s on the ball!

Look! Isn’t that john edwards running from reporters?

Lance Armstrong covers his smile as Sen. John McCane demonstrats how he posed for the famous “Uncle Sam” poster in 1917.

My friends, this fine young man won the Tour de Czechoslovakia seven times!

Surge,s…..urge, SURGE, surgeeee, and surge

McCain: “Everybody sing! “To dream the impossible dream….”

McCain: “Everybody sing! “To dream the impossible dream….”

“John it’s not polite to point……oops. I forgot if you can’t say anything nice……..”

Yes, under my administration, you will be able to enter the Tour de Iraq.

Obama can have the frenchy frenchman Sarkozy,I’m on the Tour de Force with Lance Armstrong!

it’s the plane, it’s the plane…oh no! John is seeing things…

Lance, run…………………its Jesse Jackson coming up the aisle!

Oops, he did it again!

Lance Armstrong thinks he implied an endorsement

“Ready or not here i come” says Senator John McCain..

Lance, Maybe should answer this one?
Should they be called Freedom Fries or French Fries?!!!!

With the gas prices, a bicycle can change your life for the better. Hows that for “Change” America?

John McCain makes a bet for a bike race for an old geezer as himself vs Obama while Lance Armstrong thinks did he just say that?

Lance realizes that he’s the only one that got John McCain’s joke!

Lance: “Ummm, Senator, I think you just made that comment in an open microphone”

Lance snikkers as McCain touts that no republican has ever won Ohio without winning the bicylist vote.

McCain shocks the crowd as he attempts to find the “whiniest cancer survivor”.

Jimmy Gedeon
West Palm Beach, Florida

Lance gasps in shock as McCain points out the audience member who just called him grandpa.

John McCain reveals his secret to longgevity :”Viva Viagara”!
As Lance Armstrong looks on mublilng Good Lord did just jusy say that?

John McCain I’ll take a medical alert braclet in yellow please.

Lance Armstrong cringes as John McCain launches into another impromptu “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb….Bomb, Bomb Iran”

Thats the guy right there… he’s the one who’s voting for me!

hey, no snoring when i’m talking!

Lance Armstrong suppresses a giggle as John McCain points out his last remaining supporters. “See they still like me….”

“Look I do have the support of younger voters! Lance is under 40.”
AJ – Atlanta, GA

Miss Crow…you get today’s first question.

Senator McCain “Can I borrow your ten speed?”

Just ask Lance, he is the one who can make voting fun.I made that rap up. Just call me Snoop John.

My Friends, Lance may know how to win a bike race, but I know how to win wars.

Lance giggles as McCain points to the audience to make the announcement that Lance will cycle his way to the VP position.

McClain points to Dave and says…..Dave you just won a T-Shirt from anderson 360…………….bring it on !

lance: ew, someone needs deodorant.

“You don’t know how important it is to live strong, like my buddy Neil here!” declares Sen. McCain. “From the moon, to the Tour De France, and beating cancer, you should vote for him”.
Armstrong grunting “Lance”, behind his hand.

Wendy Covill
Bloomfield, Vt

Listen you, just drop it that Lance’s bike has an OBAMA 08 bumper sticker…he’s with me, ok!

let me do a headcount, 1…2…3… damn, that’s all?

McCain continues to talk about how he knows how to win a war. Please tell me what war McCain was won?

McCain: “Hey, Lance, that man is biking away with my presidential aspirations!”

Yawn….. I sure hope he stops talking soon so I don’t miss the Obama speech

Correction:

McCain continues to talk about how he knows how to win a war. Please tell me what war McCain has won?

Together we can win with McCainstrong. Oh no you didn’t just say that did you?