Bow to the shirt!

Richard was never the calm type unfortunetly….psycology just didn’t work out for him.

Dancing with a star studded tank top on…priceless.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

“C’mon everyone! Not only are we sweating to the oldies today, we’re sweating WITH the oldies here on Capitol Hill!”

Only the woman in the white shirt realizes that he didn’t say “Simmons
says”

Richard Simmons: 1,and 2,and 3, Let’s go exercise, twist and twist, jog, up hand stretch to the sky!!!!!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

“I can’t hold it in anymore; I’m overcome by my own good taste! Somethings never go out of style… One of those things is a star-studded tank top.”

Stop, I am not contagious anymore!

Aren’t you glad HE used dial.

If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy, come on sugar let me know!

“Stop, I am not contagious anymore!”

or

“Shoot, I think I just pooped on myself!”

Simmons models a shirt from the Liberace Casual Collection.

In addition to promoting physical activity, Simmons demands that his 80’s shorts go back into production.

Stop! In the Name of Love… No, just Stop!

Cutting pork of a different kind on Capitol Hill.

STOP! No one is allowed to stretch until they put on the short shorts I handed out!

Simmons realizes, only too late, that the prunes at breakfast were a bad mistake.

A little glitter never hurt anyone

Coming this fall, Soledad O’Brien takes a look at America’s health and wellness in the 3-part CNN exclusive…the “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” series.

Wait! No! Stop! The reflecting pool isn’t that deep!

Guy in Striped Shirt- Man Richard, those pits stink! Don’t you use Deodorant?

Why did I hand out all those free short shorts if no one is going to wear them?

Girl in white “Uhmm…like, move? Yeah, I don’t think so.”

Girl on the right: “Why does this guy not have any body guards? More importantly, does this guy have any RIGHT GUARD?”

Everybody: It’s fun to stay at the y-m-c-a…

Sing along everyone!.. 5.. $5.. $5 footlongs!!!!

All Right You Fat Cats of Capitol Hill Its time to get rid of all that dead weight- EVERYBODY OUT! & &1

Stop making so much noise, you’ll wake up the bugs in my hair!!

Richard Simmons explains to the crowd that “Sweatin to the Oldies” is actually a workout video, not a tribute to John McCain.

Please everyone stop for one second while I tell you all how beautiful you are, just the way you are!

No!! Don’t eat the donut!

Obama, STOP
Step away from those European pastries, German potatoes and French wine…Dont you know they have carbs!?

Steven John
Atlanta gA

Please put your arms down, Richard. Those shorts are short enough!

The 8-year old girl in the crowd tells Richard Simmons that she has a parade coming up and needs her baton leotard back.

Richard Simmons demands a nationwide dance lesson on Capital Hill after President Bush made his dance moves public.

Uh Richard……..I can see your junk.

Richard Simmons: *sings* “I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!”

John, John pick me as your healthiest vice president!!!

Smelling like the Oldies!

Simmons’ hawks his latest commercial enterprise…underarm deodorant…to mixed reviews.

Oom-pah, Oom-pah, Oom-pah-dee-doo
I’ve got another workout for you

Smelling like the Oldies!

Simmons’ hawks his latest commercial enterprise…underarm deodorant…to mixed reviews.

These Obama rallies are so much fun!

Richard Simmons demonstrates how pushing back gas prices can be a REAL workout but you can do it girlfriend!

Diversity at it’s best. Black, White, Male, Female and well….Richard!

Billy Blanks, Olivia Newton John– Watch your back!

STOP! A.J.Hammer time!

1 and 2 and 3 and REACH! Don’t forget to squeeze your tush!

*sings* “STOP! — IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!!”

Pick me! Pick me to be your trainer! I’ll make you fab in five!

Reach for the stars! I mean the ones on my shirt…

Richard simmons announces that he will be selling videos of his speech to congress. The video will be called Sweatin’ In Front of The Oldies.

You see I have only 3 fingers on one hand and only 4 left on the other it doesn’t matter keep on sweating and working that body fat out!

Richard Simmons announces that he will be selling videos of his speech to congress. The video will be called Sweatin’ In Front of The Oldies.

OK, its 1, 2, 3 and stop in the name of love. Got it?

Where’s Letterman with that fire extinguisher when we need him?

Richard Simmons was sweatin’ in front of the oldies on Capital Hill today.

With George W. Bush as a President and Richard Simmons as a figurehead for physical fitness, if ever there was a time for change, it would be now.

(lady in white, to richard’s left):

“who says celebrities aren’t exactly how you think they’d be when you finally meet them in person??”

Richard Simmons…fitness phenom…fashion disaster !!

Oh say does that star-spangled dancer yet wave?

new orleans moves it’s traditional mardi gras parades to washington dc in the summertime but still garner the same enthusiasm for those seeking strands of beads

i’m here to PUSHHHHHH! HEY YA!

Teddy Kennedy, you could stand to lose a few; common down.

The Fashion Police instruct Richard Simmons to put his hands in the air and step into the vehicle.

“All together now… All we are saying, is give P.E. a chance.”

DONT TAKE A PICTURE!

WOOOPS! I just pushed someone down.

Simmons is now stomping for McCain to help him win back the youth vote.

LISTEN FOLKS! You’re all crazy and I’m normal.

man in lower left coner=

itsy bitsy spider - demo

the jv press corps spends a day off the mccain campaign trail, lobbying for a chance to cover t-shirt tossing day

“Stop Him!” He took my Be Dazzler gun.

OMG it’s a French Fry, run, run.

while simon says stand up and act normal, simmons stood and scared the heck out other people.

Wait ! Only 10 more spaces available for the ‘keeping them thin’ class !

No wait there’s more!

this is the dawning of the age of saggitarius…….

McCain! McCain! Pick me! Pick me to balance the ticket!

OOOPPPPSSSSS……..forgot my Beano!

You are NEVER too OLD to get into SHAPE!!!!

You will FEEL better!!!!

Richard Simmons at a John McCain rally. Still “sweating to the oldies.”

Oh it feels good to wear sequins again.

Exercise gone wrong. Kid accidentally pushes Simmons down steps of the capitol.

Richard Simmons proving you don’t have to wear a suit to bring the right and the left together.

Thinking only happy thoughts.. Simmons attempts to show his ability to fly.

Someone forgot to you his Ban roll-on today.

Owwww-Owwww!!! Mr Kotter,…Mr Kotter….!!!

If you think this looks weird , did you see me in that suit earlier?

…and then its back to Jazz-hands, and then SCENE!.

Contrary to popular belief, there are some distinct advantages to living in a colder climate.

Finally someone interested in shrinking the size of government.

The only known man who shops at Steinmart.

Richard Simmons demonstrating that he will do just about anything to get a vote for Congress.

Don’t ask…..don’t tell

…down came the rain and,
WASHED the spider out….

Hell, I am Richard Simminos ad I am running for Congress.

Only in America

SORRY real bad typo.

Hello I am Richard Simmons and I am running for Congress. (Must remember to proof read before submitting.)

“Oops, I knew I should have used Gas-x.”

Stop! No, It goes one foot, two foot, work that tush cause here comes President Bush!!

Richard Simmons was on Capital Hill for a hearing and a rally to promote the benefits of short shorts and glittery tank tops.

“All right-that’s it!! The next person who makes fun of my hair is going to be forced to wear my tank-top to a Raider’s game!”

“Stop! Come back, I was only kidding about taking my top off!”

Richard Simmons. Committed to cutting fat from Congress and from Congressmen and women.

1. All right people!! Let’s perform an exorcism on the White House and drive out those demons and the forces of darkeness that dwell in there.

2. It is time for the laying of hands on the Capitol and let us start the healing process of the USA.

After all these years, Richard Simmons reveals that his perfectly stylish hairdo was really a wig.

Richard Simmons waves to John McCain, and in the process realizes that he is “Sweatin’ at the Oldies”.

(Blonde in white thinking to herself); Oh, i don’t know this, but hey I know the bunny hop!

Now everybody . . . YMCA.

“Running away from Richard Simmons” - all the physical activity a child needs.

Once John McCain and his belly shirt finally joined the rally, the filming of ‘Sweat’n to the Oldies- part Two’ soon began.

Richard Simmons leads a rally to protest the fact that he was forced to wear a suit and tie during his speech to congress.

Ten reasons you shouldn’t wear a shirt that looks like this:
#10 It distract people from looking at my fabulous hair.
#9…

If I run for office - I’ll be properly dressed as Congress is always on vacation

Hello Beijing! Here I come!!

The all new workout: The Capitol Step Aerobics!

revelers gather outside prior to the annual national “pattycake” invitational

If I run for office - I’ll be properly dressed as Congress is always on vacation.

That’s right… We said HOLD THE MAYO!

Stop and look at my buns everyone! Aren’t they fabulous!

Somewhere there’s a grandma missing her shirt.

Im Richard Simmons , and I approve this message .

Tomorrow’s Headline: “Capitol Hill gets Bedazzled”

Stars and Stripes of a different kind.

Geronimo!

I’ve been wearing these shorts for 40 years, and they still look fabulous!

Richard Simmons announces he is running for president…. think about it though, the world would be a happier, glittered and thinner place!

(While taking in a Nationals game)
“Up here. I need 10 cold ones.”

Bozo The Clown needs a queer makeover.

Richard: Who wants me to run for president…raise your hands!

Despite his best efforts, even Richard Simmons can’t stop Bush from making a complete mess of the country before he leaves office.

Having just finished a jazzercise duet with Jane Fonda, Richard Simmons makes it just in time to capital hill.. sparkles and all.

Richard and the group noticed a vile, lying, disgusting, horribly ugly, evil creature approaching them and instinctively put up their hands to back him off. It turned out to be Glenn Beck.

At last,something on the news besides the campaign!!!! I’m not endorsing anyone, but maybe I could sell underarm deoderant?

After being made aware that he and Simmons arrived at Capitol Hill today wearing the same outfit, Cheney was finally persuaded to change into a different pair of short shorts.

Simmons really shows off his patriotism with his stars and stripes work out suit…if only he could do something about his hair.

COME REACH FOR SOME MORE CLOTHING FOR ME TO PUT ON!

Shhhh. Quiet everyone. Has anyone seen my Bedazzler?

Look Out Shwarzneggar theres a new fitness czar in town. Uh Oh!
Costa Mesa, CA

“Who knows whether exercise benefits children? Look at me! Without it, I would have to get a real job.”

Lexington, KY

The food! It’s right there! I can almost taste it!
The blonde is just trying to say “you can have it. I am not that hungry”.

“Stop! You can’t get started until after I cry.”

It’s time to get Washington back in shape.

Richard Simmons: “I call this move The Surge.”

Richard Simmons teaches the crowd how to do “jazz hands.”

Go away McCain we want Obama for president ,not you Mc Same

california

No, stop Richard. The sun reflecting on your shirt is blinding us.

And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and…I can’t hear you Mrs. Pelosi!!!

“It’s time to “push bush” out of the white house and bring in some more excitement” says Richard while standing next to Jenna Bush.

Hey, hey, hey!!! What do have to say!! Hollywoooood!!! Hollywood swinging to the oldies on the Hill.

Johnny A.
Marysville, CA

Simmons practices his campaign slogan “Push them back! Push them back! Waaaaaayyy Back!”

Sweatin’ WITH the oldie!

Simmons denies that it will all work out and is fit to make the country needs to shape up.

the Woman in the white shirt says please don’t hit me

Stand back everyone and I’ll do Washington’s favorite move, the
flip flop.

Simmons denies that it will all work out and is fit to say that the country needs to shape up.

If food was as bad as politics no one would be obese.

“Who needs a campaign slogan when you have Jazz Hands!”

Just goes to show Richard Simmons still has Mad Hokey Pokey Skills

STOP!!!!!!! I JUST SAW MY CAREER FLASH BEFORE MY EYES!!!!!

Stop chanting for Obama! He’s in Europe today!

EJ - Cincinnati

And One and Two! And One and Two! Pick Up The Pace Teddy I know “Thriller” is your favorite oldie! Come on Hiliary! Let’s lose that primarary letdown weight together!

It’s ok to wear white now, but please - not after Labor Day!

EJ - Cincinnati

What a thrill
On Capitol Hill
To Sweat A Pail of Water
Richard tried to dip
But broke a hip
But could his shirt be any hotter?

Shhh - if you listen hard enough, you can hear my hips gyrating.

EJ - Cincinnati

Simmons starts ” the wave”, as Lou Dobbs demonstrates the Macarena.

Throw your hands up and shout!

…and thus begins Richard’s much anticipated move into politics

Richard is saying “wait I showered this morning”

Just as Anderson Cooper got to the bottom of sexism and bias in the news by
asking other news reporters if their reporting was sexist and biased, Richard will
ask other fitness instrctors if fitness instructors are biased towards shorts and tank tops.

“Everybody sing …
STOP in the name of Health, before you fall apart

Think it over, over . One more time, STOP……

( NOTE: To readers, if you are under 40 this is from the song by the Supremes .. STOP in the name of Love)

Shhhhh! I want you to hear this!

Children - please please don’t make the same fashion faux pahs that I did!

EJ - Cincinnati

Richard Simmons tells an angry public that he and other fitness instructors
are not bias towards shorts and tank tops.

Richard: “I believe I can fly!!!! I believe I can touch the sky!”

“Wait!… where are the children, did I scare the children away?”

No - please no more applause. Exercise & eating right has always kept me looking this great.

EJ - Cincinnati, OH

Frisk me, please.

That’s right kids! It would take this many lobbyists to get our point across on Capitol Hill this year, but it only takes one Richard Simmons to get the job done.

Janet Goodman
Miami, FL

If you’re wondering why I’m dressed like this, it’s simply just me trying to distract all the media attention from Barack Obama.

In an attempt garner enthusiasm for his campaign, John McCain introduces Richard Simmons as his running mate.

They lied, see! It doesn’t make your palms hairy.

If I could talk to the animals… just imagine it… talking to a chimp in chimpaneze…

Stop…Please Stop… I’m having a Diana Ross moment !!!
Stop in the name of Love……

Put your both arms in and put your both arms out. Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around this is what it’s all about.

Richard Simmons desperately seeks the title role for “GLITTER 2.”

President Bush unveils his new deterrent against terrorist attacks on US soil.

This is not the way School House Rock described how a bill becomes a law!

Wait…Please Wait did everyone forget I am the excercise GURU!!!

Glass ceiling? We can’t even penetrate the glass wall!

Richard Simmons, the human disco ball.

It looks like the girl in white isn’t sure to cheer or be disgusted

Richard Simmons promotes physical fitness for kids and offers wardrobe advice to Erica Hill at the same time.

Richard Simmons can hardly restrain himself at his first Barrack Obama Rally.

Richard Simmons surprises the crowd by jumping on his chair proclaming his love for Jewel who is seated next to him.

Richard Simmons - “Wait, wait, is that Terrell Owens in front of me!”

GET BACK ! We just ate cabbage soup !

Richard Simmons preforms his floor routine in hopes of being an alternate for the USA women’s gymnastics team.

Terrell Owens “Dances to the Oldies” as he promotes Richard Simmons NFL fitness program.

Richard, George Michaels called and he wants his WHAM shorts back.

“Dolphin shorts and the tank top… ten thousand dollars! …Going once, going twice and now sold to the congressman from the state of Texas!”

Richard Simmons - “Sh.. Sh.. everyone dance hands.”

I am the next “Obama Girl”!

Simmons’ new approach: A sexual harrassment workshop and a workout all in one.

Eat your heart out, Jenny Craig.

Richard Simmons - “Quit, Quit, Bozo does not were makeup anymore.”

Hush people, hush…I hear the opening of a stakehouse just down the road!

At last a possible congressional candidate interested in cuting the fat out of congress.

S-U-C-C-E-S-S .thats the way you spell success !!!!!!

Sparkly and patriotic…with a cause. Capitol Hill loves Richard Simmons….or is it the other way around?

Come on you Democrats! Let’s push Bushhhh out the door!

You do the Hokey-Pokey, And you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about!

Richard Simmons tells the crowd how to dress chic and still have plenty of money for gasoline.

No! You’re doing it all wrong! You put your bottom in, you put your bottom out…and that’s what it’s all about.

No Homer NO ont eat ANOTHER DONUT!!!!!!!
Brian Fillioe
Brandon VT

Stop! I can’t take any more Obama!!

Shhhh…..it’s time for my solo……..Y….M….C…A

You’re a good crowd, next stop Berlin!

These shorts are older than John McCain…

WAIT………….Roland’s not here yet!!

“Somebody back there get that critter out of my hair!”

“Good Morning Star Shine Gliddy glub gloopy Nibby nabby noopy” 1thats what you will look like if you dont stop eating

Brian Fillioe
Brandon VT
1 from goos morning star shine

Stop the oil crisis! Walk with Richard Simmons!

Simmons leads a workout from his new fitness video: “Slapping To The Oldies.”

simmons for president, free sequents for all!!

I am runing for McCain’s VP. I am in better shape than he is and I am a lot younger. Plus look at me I am the rising star after all.

Brian Fillioe
Brandon VT

Richard Simmons was on Capital Hill today to try and convince congress to make short shorts and glittery tank tops the new military uniform.

Richard Simmons tries his best to encourage the “oldies” on Capital Hill to sweat with him

Come on girls, if we push hard enough we can have some skinny children!

No VP Gore dont stop now or you will never reach you energy independence goal by 10 years time.

Brian Fillioe

Brandon VT

You still call this a “JV” Capitol Hill event ? Wait ! Senator McCain , you tanktop is backwards!

Hey Look i can also dance the MARCARENA the all love me hoo
el marcarena
Garin PHILIPPE
Belguim
europe

Ohhhhhh
my top looks so good on him!

Halfway through his speech, Richard’s diet pills start to take affect.

Hands up if you …

Have hairy pits and weakening bones
And your face shows lines and creases
And the things you wear when you tone
Show too much of your “bits and pieces”

Unaware of Presidential term limits, Richard Simmons tries to lead the crowd with an “Eight more years!” chant.

Sssshhhhhh!!… I have an announcement… I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to Geico.

But wait!… There’s more! If you even think you can “Beat Joey”, I dare you to try.

Waite! Everyone should own a bedazzler!

Richard gets a perfect ten from the crowd after nailing his dismount.

ok everybody, get ready to clap your hands…1..2..3…go!

“I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!”

Richard Simmons displays a glaring lack of patriotism by failing to wear a flag pin on his tank top

Richard tells the children of today, to get of the couch, or they will be the fat adults of tomorrow.

Sizzle my dizzle, I’ve been bedazzled!

Bow to the Bedazzler!!!

Wait! Everyone should own a bedazzler!

All that glitters is old.

Youuuu whooooo Senator Craig, come join us.

Hey McCain, get up here. We need an oldie who can sweat!

“And Stretch, two, three, four, come on guys you can do it” “I’ll bedazzle your shirts if you do it!”…..”Stretch, the pounds aren’t going to go away just by sitting here…..”

Let’s GO, The BENEFITS GO TO THE CHILDREN ,
DO i hear 10 dollars for my T-Shirt -
DO i hear 200 - WE WANT MORE,
DO i hear 2000 - MORE MORE MOREeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Garin PHILIPPE
Belguim
Europe

I’ve figured it out! I figured it out! With a Be Dazzler and a Bead, I figured it out!

Same old game of “Simon says” on Capital Hill. Richard Simmons style.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…I don’t know what the heck it is.

” I thought spirit fingers were only popular in the 70’s and 80’s. Now President Bushy, we don’t use that finger.”

ENOUGH already! I’m all Bushed out!

Girl in white: Thank God for my aviators… I might have been blinded by all the sparkle!

I’m just a Fitness Guru, to “Stop the Insanity” on Capital Hill you want Susan Powter.

Move your hands wide, shake your booty, and let’s do the 360 BEAT!

“And as I laughed at those passengers to heaven
A great big wave came and washed me over board!
And as I sank And I hollered “someone save me!”
That’s the moment I woke up Thank the lord
And I said to myself, sit down, sit down,
You’re rockin’ the boat!”

Hold it! I’m the “Fitness Guru,” not the” Love Guru.”

WAIT! Stop the music! Stop waving your arms everybody! My car is being towed!

“Keep back, Keep back !!, the stars on my T-Shirt are wired to blow at any moment…”

Feel the burn!

Wait a minute! Who ordered pizza! This isn’t right! STOP eating the pizza! Put the @#?* pizza down and dance!

“Stop, Stop !!… any of you Congressmen or Senators with pacemakers, or bypass valves. Do not try this.”

Cocaine is a heck of a drug

Crank that Soulja Boy! Superman then OH!!! My back! My back!

That’s Richard Simmons? I didn’t recognize him without a suit and tie.

Ouch!!!… I shouldn’t have worn a thong today…

Everybody, the more push, the less tush!

Mama Mia… Here I come again… My! My!!…

You know, I was their first choice to play Batman.

Another cause of Global Warming as Simmons does the ICE BERG shuffle!

Wait!!! Hold that Ice Cream Truck . Everyone get out your Deal A Meal cards quick!

Woman in white: “P. U.! Richard, I am into the sequins, but please put those arms down!”

Larry and his nephew (Moe’s son), come to Washington saying “We felt this is the most likely place to find a 3rd Stooge”.

Behold the many uses of a red bandana.