President Bush signs the foreclosure notice on the White House. With gas prices the way they are, even HE can’t afford the rent.

Hillary: Yep..there’s ALWAYS one strong woman behind every man!

Cindy…Ga.

Geeze, I wish I was hung over.

Hillary: “They’ll never notice I signed it “Mrs President”, hihi”

If youre happy and you know it click your pen.

Pres. Bush: I will sign a bill new t-shirt beat 360 to give all the fans! we will watching on AC360!
Megan D.
Shoreline, WA

Hillary: Thanks Pres. Bush for making me your successor! I KNEW I’d get this job one way or the other. Now just sign on the dotted line!

Cindy…Ga.

They all want the pen..
Well I will sell it on Ebay..

This won’t be the first thing I’ve signed that I don’t understand.

No Hillary, you haven’t died and gone to heaven. This is only a dream.

Hillary: Yeah…you better smile while ya can! This time next year we’ll be controlling things!

Cindy…Ga.

“I wonder if Hillary is giving me “devil horns” with her fingers.”

Bush: “Whoa, they have to offer 911 different services? That a lot!”

(Unidentified) - Man my buddies are never gonna believe I actually crashed a Wfite House ceremony.

After 8 years and a failed Presidential bid, Hillary Clinton is left to ponder one unanswered question. How in the world did Monica fit under this desk?

Hillary - It could have been mine all mine.

One of the final acts of his presidency…signing his termination papers.

( Hillary thinking)… We are not smiling because you are signing 911 Improvement Act . We are smiling because you are signing away your presidential pension to the eight of us.

Hey homeland security,How did “unidentified” get into the White House anyway?

Everyone is laughing at Senator Ted Stevens (far left). It seems his acquired his suit from Mr. Furley’s (Three’s Company) garage sale.

“Keep laughing you old fool, I’ll be in that chair soon enough and then I will rule the world!” - Hillary

Not shown is sen. Obama measuring the windows for new drapes.

In an attempt to further discredit global warming, President Bush signs the “Hell Freezes Over Act of 2008″.

IP telephony…..Any relation to IP Freely?

My popularity is still high.There isn’t a day that goes by that these people don’t come and ask for my autograph.

They all signed a bipartisan thank you card to Al Gore for inventing the internet.

here is my caption….

“See now my desk is clean, after I sign this, can I go paly?”

Richard
Miami, Florida

Wallstreet is drunk, Hillary is drunk, Shimkus is drunk, bupkis is drunk, I’M PLASTERED. Let’s party!

Hillary is thinking: If I accidentally push him off his chair, maybe I can ease in and see how it feels to sit in the Oval Office surrounded by my admirers.

“(…Hilliary, make sure you are in front!) Okay, everybody. Just keep your eyes on me and smile… And then my approval ratings will go through the roof!”

Yes Virginia, Hell has frozen over!

This way when Hillary sends her flying monkeys after me, I’ll get a quicker response from 911

Hey Hillary, check out this doodle of me beating up Scott Mclellan.

The president was finally starting to resemble his low approval ratings.

Senator Clinton apologizes to the group for the “force of habit” after a quick peek under the oval office deck.

Look who’s popular one now. Take that jocks!

Pickering, Ontario, Canada

Hail, Hail, the gangs all here.

“Nobody look at the camera but me… or else they will know that we are all drunker than Wall Street!”

Forget cheese, everybody say “decrees”!

Guess who’s not getting a raise.

I don’t think Condeleeza is using the right ‘Pledge’

That is MY chair

Hillary: Just smile and sign it you “PUTZ”

Hillary Get’s “Elbowed” in the Oval Office

Is HIllary looking at me?

Bush completes another writing lesson.

Hillary to self:

“Lord knows Americans will forgive me if I just give him one ‘teeny weeny” slap in the back of his head… do it…do it….
come on don’t be a wuss…

Um, George, I believe you’re sitting in my seat…

Senator Clinton was pleased to see that president’s low approval ratings were finally starting to affect his stature.

Hillary “This is where I taught Bill to sign.”

Hillary Clinton puts up a brave face during her confrontation with “that desk”.

OBAMA’s getting a F grade . na na na na na

I am George W. Bush, and I approve this presage.

Seriously, which of the internets does this bill cover?

Obama upset - Bush appoints Hillary President.

He thinks IP is a trickle-down Act.

Senator Ted Stevens, everyone… dressed as the couch from the Lincoln Room. (Bill in Brooklyn)

Will “The Real Slim Shady” please stand up .

Bush THINKS he’s signing the New and Emerging Technologies 911 Improvement Act of 2008 but, unbeknownst to him, when he stepped away for a donut, it was replaced with an early and voluntary resignation document - hence the anticipatory smiles.

HIllary and George share a laugh at Ted Stevens’ suit.

Bush: “How do you spell ‘mass destruction?’”
Hillary: “With a W.”

Hilliary and her supporters watch in anticipation as Bush pauses for a picture while signing her campaign debt erasure form.

It was clear that the president’s low approval ratings were starting to get to him…

In his quest to wiretap the world, President Bush takes comfort in learning that 911 calls are already recorded.

Bush appoints Bill Clinton Ambassador to Antarctica, Hillary (and Obama) pleased.

Ted Stevens expresses his displeasure at another bill passed without his “bridge to nowhere” money.

Hillary is laughing because she gave him a blank check to sign for her.

Firefighters were called to the White House today to put out a fire caused by the friction between Pres. Bush and Sen Clinton.

Hillary - ” G E O R G E B U S H”

Contrary to popular belief, Bush can not only walk and chew gum at the same time, but sign paperwork and smile simultaneously too!

Friction between Pres. Bush and Sen Clinton causes a fire in the Oval Office.

GW Bush smiles with the new presidential buzz word —
If this new act doesn’t work ………I’ll say “WE MUST HAVE BEEN DRUNK.”

In this frightening scene from the new movie sequel to “Night of the Living Dead”, a pack of zombies move in on the president.

The unidentified man behind Hillary is Obama incognito - he’s every where!

Hillary: :This desk is massive, no wonder Bill spent all of his time in the Oval Office.”

President Bush says to Hillary, ‘To hell with the nomination. I’m just going to sign over the Presidential duties to you right now and let you call the shots since I don’t know what the hell I’m doing anyway’.

OK, I guess we have time for a quick game of “monkey in the middle”.

Hillary: Bush thinks we’re laughing with him. We all know we’re laughing AT him!

In this instance, the left hand DOES seem to know what the right hand is doing.

Uhmmmmm does anyone know how to spell President?

WOO HOO … Way to go Chip!!!!

Hillary: Mr. President the paper is upside down.

OK, sound it out. G-E-O-R…

Hillary “I would so push you out of that chair if there weren’t 20 Secret Service watching my every move”

Yes they are all thinking the same thing. What does George do all day in here? His desk has nothing on it but a phone.

Feeling anxious that Hillary is breathing down his neck, President Bush awkwardly welcomes everyone to the “Oral Office”.

“Hey, my pen is almost out of ink.”

George Bush and senator Hillary Clinton in the same room, wow.Now I think there is hope for the Middle East.

While signing the new 911 Improvement Act, President Bush paused for a photo opportunity. As bill supporters prepared for the picture by forming around the President, their attention was diverted after Senator Clinton taped a ‘kick me’ sign on Bush’s back.

Don’t worry Hillary, I had a page remove all the cigars before you got here.

Hillary gets up from underneath the desk just in time for the picture

After 18 months on the campaign trail, Senator Clinton shows off her mastery of the fake smile

Hillary: “Now I’ve got him right where I want him.”

Hey Hillary, want a cigar?

Hillary: “If he’d gone to law school he’d know he’s signing a restraining order against special prosecutors.”

Platte City, MO

Bush “Ha Ha!!! This is the closest you’re ever gonna get Hillary!”

“She’s right behind me is’nt she.”

Hillary: “Look at this fool. Can’t even spell his own name.”

Awww.. Let me keep smiling till I remember how to spell my name.

Uhmmm…does anyone know hot to spell President?

911 Improvement Bill contributors get a good laugh after President Bush spells his name wrong.

Bush: WOW…this is a REALLY fancy coloring book…

Hillary: This will be MY office. This will be MY office. This will be MY office. . . .

Hillary: If this is one of the resolute desks…I sure can’t tell where the secret compartments are!

Hillary tries out the new 911 system by reporting that someone has stolen her office.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Wow! If you thought listening to him speak was funny, you should watch him write!

Pres Bush: Hillary how do you spell resign?

HILLARY: Mr. President, your fly is undone. Can you feel the winds of change?

Hillary; “I know by all rights I should be sitting behing this desk next January and signing my pay raise to pay for my debt.”

That’s right George, Pay to the Order of Hillary Clinton. Just write in the memo line, For Campaign Debt.

Now be a gentleman and offer me your seat!

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

No matter what to complain to 911, I am here till November.

Maybe if I appear to be friends with Bush, McCain will make me his VP.

2008’s adaptation of Leondardo da Vinci’s, “The Last Supper”.

Hillary (thinking): “Its all about the chair. Even George looks handsome on it!”

Once again, Bush doesn’t realize everyone is laughing at him behind his back!

Hillary: “How did Monica ever fit under this desk?”

I have no idea what I’m signin’ but I’ll smile since evryone else is.

Pres. Bush: Security, Security there are a bunch of crazy mad people staring at me…..

In front of seven witnesses, President Bush signs and gives Hillary a check for $22 mil. In return, she promised to disappear for good and take Bill with her.

Why Mr. President, that drawing really looks a lot like Barack and Michelle. When did you start working for the New Yorker?

And that’s how we play musical chairs in Crawford. It’s only fun when I win.

Will my approval rating go up if I pose with Hillary?

Mr. President, there’s no “c” in “Bush”!

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

“I’ll sign this, as long as I can borrow Senator Stevens suit for Hillary’s Haloween party, burn baby burn disco inferno”

“Hillary, I know it’s not 3 a.m., but if you sign right here I’ll let you take the next call.”

Back off Hillary! This is not your seat!

Hillary how do you spell Bush?

I cleaned off my desk so after I sign this, whatever it is, we can play some Texas Hold ‘em.

Ok who put the whoopee cushion on my chair?

This feels really different than the crayon I use to write all my other letters.

“Last Will and Testament. I, George W. Bush hereby leave the United States 9 and a half trillion dollars…………………….of debt.”

President Bush experiences deja vu as he reads to members of Congress “The Pet Goat” and makes a note in the margin that the book was printed upside down.

On the bottom of the page he writes: “left click on file and save”

“Okay in the next picture lets all make goofy faces and show Barack what he’s missing.”

Hey Hillary Supporters, forget the primary season and enjoy the stimulus package.

kenneth, boston, ma

With a stroke of my pen, everyone on this list gets a Presidential pardon when I leave the White House. That includes Jack, Scooter, …

Hillary: “There gonna have to drag me out of this office for me to leave.”

What’s that smell?

Ted didn’t hear you say “CHEESE” he thought you said “CARL”.

Let’s see. Being paid $100 per Congress Member for this picture, times 8, equals, uh, darn, HELP!

I am concerned about the economy,We are not in a Recession but a slow economic growth that should not affect 911 services.

Bush enacting his last Presidential Signing Statement making himself President of the World after his term ends and making Hillary his VP!

Hillary: “I thought Barack said I got to play president while he was out of the country!”

wow he is good!, not even looking while he writes his name.

Ken - Winnipeg

A laugh is shared by all as President Bush finds out that he’s at the wrong location to play a game of “Knights of the Round Table” - by all but Ted Stevens that is, as he was looking forward to his role as Sir Belliance le Orgulous.

Yes Hillary, I’m pretty sure it is spelled new-que-ler.

Pardon or Impeachment ??????

Hey Hillary, Can you ask Bill what it’s like to leave the office in much better shape than we got it, me and my dad can’t seem to figure it out.
Tempe, AZ

Hillary Clinton tries out her new ventriloquist act in an effort to win “America’s Got Talent.”

I can’t believe he hasn’t noticed the donkey tail we taped to him.

Someone please call the fashion police.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

The sign on my back says “KICK ME”

She doesn’t know but I’m actually signing Hillary’s “Thanks for Applying” letter.

Hillary (thinking): “He finally remembered my name.”

Hillary…so close to the best seat in the house!!

George Bush unaware of the “kick me” sign taped on his back.

“As commander-in-chief of New York, the Clinton Empire State, I now officially secede from the USA!”

I can’t believe that Hillary want me to sign this petition for her to be McCain’s VP.

Back home in Crawford, this here is what we call a laptop.

A quick glance at the Cast in the new Season of …. “The Mole “

At least with the Act Signed Hillary should be rest assured the 3am emergency call will come through. Hey, Back off my phone, it’s not 3am yet!

Bush: “Wow, people are actually happy about me signing a bill”

Hilary — “Sign it… Sign it.. No, don’t smile, just sign it!”

Don’t laugh at me Hillary, I’m not the one with ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION.

Hillary:When will i get a chance to sit on this chair .

Hillary Clinton thinking ‘I came this close to removing the Bush’s from the White House’.

I am smiling, you should see me when I am mad!!!

Hillary:Oh Mr President you dont know the extent of trouble u will be getting into by signing this document

Moments later Hillary pushes Bush out of his chair screaming “It’s mine, I deserve this desk, me me me!!!”

Hillary - “Just wait till 2016, I will get another 18 million cracks and that ceiling is sure to fall”

Hillary is looking at the floor trying to remember where she wrote her initials in the wood.

The internet may not be big truck or an emergency vehicle. But with this bill, we can use the series of tubes to dispatch them.

President Bush signs a bill to give all of the elected officials a hefty raise, after all, gas prices are a killer, and he feels bad about not doing more about it sooner.

After President Bush’s 8-year run, the economy is in need of its own emergency response network.

Hillary enjoys a laugh with her peers after gingerly taping the “impeach me” sign on the unsuspecting Presidents back.

An unidentified man, 3rd from left, poses with the newest exhibit at Madame Tussaud’s wax museum.

Damn I look good holding this pen. 911-would-be-network-terrorists, watch out. The pen is mightier than the mouse.

In 2004 a Kerry/McCain ticket was a real possibility. Is Hillary Clinton thinking about pulling a fast one now?

Hillary thinking: “After the “Hillraisers” unleash their plot at the Democratic convention, this will all be mine!”

Alright, alright..I O U all a president who can think.

Hillary no you can’t sign it and no you can’t sit in my chair!

they all just got drunk.

So we agree? I sign, and you guys give me a week’s supply of cherry popsicles?

i’m sighning us all on a baseball team,the”9 who won’t be in this chair in january”

President Bush’s inner thoughts: “Does this mean I now get to brag about how I invented the internets?”

Somebody please call 911………this is my office, my seat……….oh, Obama….how could you?????.

Hillary thinks to herself , not wearing a” Flag Pin” in the Oval Office is the Greatest form of Disrespect one can show too this Mongol .

Pres. Bush diverts his coleagues’ attention with some lighthearted jokes at Sen. Steven’s expense before trying out his new disappearing ink pen.

With public education the way it is–it REALLY IS a big deal when someone can sign their name correctly….

Bush: “I don’t know whether it’s global warming or Hilary standing so close to me, but I’m feeling a little hot and bothered right now. Maybe I should have signed the Kyoto Protocol after all…”

Now I can be safe when I get injured on ” the internets”!

hey everybody I likemy suit the best

I wonder whether he could write me a check for 22 million (minus 4500/-)………..

How many politicians does it take to sign an Act?

The world witnessing Hillary in a live fantasy…snap out of it woman!

Gorge no no George ya ya thats how i spell it and what was i suppose to do after my middle name

Hillary: “Get out of MY chair or I’ll wipe that silly smile off your face!”

Once again, George W. gets caught with his pants down!

Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

Your tax dollars at work.

Wow! I haven’t seen a checkered suit like that since i watched those Hawaii Five-O re-runs.

President Bush is seen here practicing his alphabet. Today is a very special day for Little Dubya, because he finally learned his A-B-Cs (with a little help from his friends, of course).

Who invited snow white and the seven tall people?

President Bush’s inner thoughts: “Does this mean I now get to brag that I invented the internets?”

Hilary gets a laugh at the President’s expense; as she covertly places the “Obama ‘08: Cange you can beleive in!” bumper sticker squarely on his back.

BUSH TO HILLARY -I KNEW YOU WOULD ON MY SIDE ONE DAY. NOW SMILE PREETY FOR OBAMA.

Sold! My presidency goes to the woman in the front row for 10.3 million dollars just sign on the dotted line.

President Bush makes sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in the economy by signing the 911 act into law.

Hillary: Thank you George; you just signed a bill to pay off my campaign debt…Whew, that was a close one!

Keep your friends close, and your SENemies closer.

Hey….hurry up and take the picture we’re meeting Obama at the Mosque……drinks are on Hilary !

Y’all had me scared for a minute there! I thought you said resign not re-sign!

Ummm George……I thought I was your pick, who is the chic in the tacky pink suit……………

Say hello to the cast and crew of two new White House reality tv shows! “George Bush: It’s Confusing” and “The Clinton Next Door”

- Shruti, Boston

Hilary: Hurry up GB, so many men so little time.

Hilary watch carefully because when you become VP you too will have to sign and smile, it sucks!

Ted Stevens: ” This bill is for 70’s themed work day right?”

Hilary - “This is the closes i can get to this chair”

President Bush says “Look I think 911 is spelled wrong, shouldn’t it read nine eleven!!” as the crowd gets yet another laugh.

Russell from Topeka

Presidential Sharpie springs a leak

The person closest to the chair gets to be the next President…….

Senator Clinton: You are bankrupting the USA with your unlawful tax cuts and now we are in debt to foreign nation, therefore, our sovereignty is at risk. Sign this to repeal it and to secured our national security.

Hillary: I could have used this when under sniper fire.

The lady in the pant suit says, it isn’t law untill he signs so!!!

Alone and outnumbered, George Bush surrenders the White House!

The Hill mob declare VICTORY!

Simon says, ” If you not holding a pen stand up! ” ….our tax dollars at work….

In an historical event today, President Bush signs his own impeachment papers. When asked of the event Bush replied, ” Oh, hell I’d do anything to have a beer party!”

Alone and outnumbered, George Bush surrenders the White House!

The Hillary Insurgency declare VICTORY!

Bush realizes that it’s not over until the lady in the pantsuit says it is.

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Sure Hillary, with this signature I will pardon your campaign debt!

Always a bridesmaid, never the bride.

I haven’t seen such goofy smiles since the last denture swap at Shady Pines! (In honor of Sophia Petrillo (Estelle Getty) on the Golden Girls)

“Poor George, he doesn’t even realize we’re here!”

Hillary: This is the closest I’ll ever get to this desk… even Bill wouldn’t let me in here.”

President Bush thinking… only 181 more days in office George just keep smiling and signing and soon this will all be over.

Sen. Steven’s, the 70’s called. They want their suit back. Stat.

George amuses the crowd with the famous quote” A pen in the hand is better than two in the Bush …hand”

Hillary, tell Bill to turn of the cell phone camera. I don’t want to end up on You Tube again.

Obama throws a fit when he hears Hillary has positioned herself behind the desk in the Oval Office while he is out of the country,

Hillary: “I’ll wonder if he’ll let me sit at the desk… just so I’ll know what it would have felt like.”

Tell Ted Stevens that 1982 called and they and they want that suit back!!

George, it is not an Italian name. It’s spelled V-E-T-O, not V-I-T-O.
Keep smiling Hillary, can you spell “nominee”? Not!

Hillary thinks –if Obama can be overseas acting like the Commander in Chief , I can play the role of VP right here in the Oval office–

…..ahhh it feels sooooo good to be a Republican again!!!….

Stevens wants the Caribou Bomber and I will have Sour Grape Tart and an Estrogen Tea.

(Photographer)
“Okay, everyone just focus on the President and try not to stare at Ted’s suit.”

Bush asks” How do you make a big “G” again?”

Hillary: “18 million votes, crack the glass ceiling… and all I see is the back of his head”

Did you hear that? I think an elephant just ran under my chair!

President Bush: This is my official resignation letter but sorry guys I post dated it for November 5

Class of 2008,

It was a totally cool semester. Even though we came in last place in football, baseball, basketball, government, debate, and general common sense, we had SPIRIT!

Have a great summer.

George Bush reads “Dr. Seuss Visits the White House” for the onlookers…

One Suit
Pant Suit
Plaid Suit
Bad Suit

Let’s take the photos

George Bush forgets how to spell his name and asks is it George with a Dubya? How do you spell that again?

Well now the gang’s all here. Let me finish my homework and then we can go play….this time I set up a fort in Cheney’s room!

Internet Protocol? I still haven’t figured out Facebook!