Pick me as VP and I can get you a bronze plaque right here.

Denver, CO

Senator, this is where we will place your plaque when you become president.

Well, John if you make me your VP, I'll see what we can do about a plaque.

Shh, that's where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

Giuliani: "Can't say thats before your time..."

"need it, need it, got it, need it, got it, got it, doubles, need it...."

Rudy Impresses John with "his" famous players plaque collection

"Look, John. Isn't that your batting title from the 1934 Yankees ?"

Charlie Johnson
Moody, Alabama

See.. All Yamkees.... Not a confederate in the place..

And John, this is where your picture of our forefathers will be placed.

If you make me your VP, I'll take whatshisface off of that wall and replace it with a monument to you, Senator McCain

EJ – Cincinnati, OH

Hey John, isn't that you?

Our future President enjoys a baseball game with friends – no tacky entourage needed.

Mayor Rudy Giuliani explains to McCain his innovative idea of how to turn New York into a "Red" state.

"Look at that hole in the wall. Vice President Cheney must have been shooting that rifle again".

Scarecrow Tinman and Dorothy on their way to see the wizard.

And that plaque commemorates Babe Ruth picking his nose for the entire 7th inning of game 2 of the 1921 World Series; a record that still stands today.

See, Even if We Don't Win as President and Vice-Pres., They Will Still Put a Big Plaque Right Here, Saying We Were Showed "GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP"

"Rudy, do you think they will give me a senior citizen discount at the game?"

"And that's where my face would have been if you hadn't beat me. Jerk"

Rudy as he looses the VP slot by neglecting to get McCain a free Yankees hat.

And over here we have some switchgrass, which will provide fuel for the generators at the ice cream stand.

Rudy as he loses the VP slot by neglecting to get McCain a free Yankees hat.

Hey John....pull my finger!

"Senator McCain, if you want a plaque, you have to talk to Bloomberg"

John McCain realizes that he is so old that he recognizes all the people on the plaques.

And that bedpost with the notches belongs to a-Rod.

I remember this one time I drank so many beers and the line to the mens room was so long, I had to go right there in the corner.

Here's where we honor some of New York's finest citizens – the Yankees!

"This was the spot Hillary Clinton reserved when she would have become President"

If you look carefully, Senator, you can see where the remains of my presidential bid were buried.

I swear John....last time I did this, a bird flew straight to my finger.

And this is a monument to Abner Doubleday, the founder of baseball...you say you knew him?

Oh – don't be alarmed. That's the spot where Sparky relieved himself earlier, but my wife and I had it cleaned up before you got here.

EJ – Cinci, Ohio

"We know you're a hero, Senator McCain, but this wall is reserved for baseball greats and we all know you're a mediocre player at best"

That bronze head is Lou Gehrig's. No really, it's Lou's head coated in bronze.

I'm telling you, last time I did this, a bird flew straight to my finger.

C'mon John, hit this election "out of the park" like these guys!!

Are the press watching us? Thought this was the perfect spot to gain some much needed attention!

Well, the bricks aren't yellow, but the flowers are pretty.

These old bones dont move like they use to do , i think my trick leg want move either.

california

Hey John,
Is it true you saw this guy play back in 1938?

Hey John, I did an interview with Wolf Blitzer recently.....turns out he's only this tall.

Pick me VP and you have a Spot right there!

Modesto, CA

Giuliani : I'm trying to get the mrs to install one of these parks at the manse for my ex-wives.

"There ya go, Senator. Someone who was actually born before you!"

"Is President Bush gonna get a plaque? If so, I'll pass. I don't want people to think we have something else in common".

Sadly enough, just like Yankee Stadium you only got a couple months left...

Teddy- Corvallis, OR

GOING to the GAME is better than WATCHING it on TV????

ARE we really all YANKEES????

"... and here's where Clemen's picture would've gone."

..........and over there is the memorial to my presidential run.

I can assure you – You and Cindy will enjoy that spot as much as Judith and I did.

EJ – cinci, oh

Now that Senator Obama is out of the country, I'll work on my own photo opt.

Look! There's Hillary trying to sneak into the stadium!

No...this is not the Vietnam Memorial Wall...you're in New York City and these are the names of baseball players...

If you keep digging that way John, that would be the short cut to meet Obama in Afghanistan.

Well if you really can't hold it, just do it in those bushes over there.

Come on John, don't kid me. You really knew Tony Lazzeri when he played here in 1926?

Bored from Rudy Giuliani's tour Senetor John McCain and Judith Giuliani start to engage in their own personal little game of 'Doing the Hokey Pokey'.

"You put your right foot in, you take your left foot out"...

=NJ

"The plaque is nice, Rudy, but I think that I would prefer a monument". -John McCain

"And John...see these petunias...I planted them myself"

McCain and Giuliani make their own annual "Old Timers Day"

We're off to see the wizard...

If you look right here, you can see where one of Josh Hamilton's homer's dented the plaque.

you see John, Pakistan and Afghanistan are in that direction.... Iran is over that side....

Two munchkins and a brick road.......remind you of anything?

The nearly dead admire the monuments to the truly dead.

Senator, I knew Mel Allen and you're no Mel Allen.

That's the plaque of Thomas jefferson

John, walking down this brick path must bring you back to the time when you wanted the part of the TinMan in the Wizzard of Oz.

I'm petitioning to have a bronze statue of me placed right here...

Remember when we used to hear these guys play ball over the radio before television broadcasts? They had it easy back then. They didn't have to worry about competing against young, talented blacks!

We were going to put up a monument here to that "Dark Knight" flick but the idea was shot down when New Yorkers learned it was filmed in Chicago.

EJ – Cincinnati

"Outstanding tour Rudy – will we be be passing a restroom soon?

I know you want the VP spot Rudy, but even Lou Dobbs is more conservative.

" Now this guys wife was no spring chicken and he died young."

You got to see some of these Yankee players play LIVE, huh, senator?

Look – another one without a blue hat is hiding in the salvia

There They Are The 3 Muskateers, Skipping and Stompin' in Rhythm to that Brand New JibJab Video

Giuliani uses the wrong finger to signal his displeasure to a nearby Red Sox fan.

EJ – Cincinnati, OH

"Senator McCain, I may be out of the presidential race, but I was promised a plaque just like this one". – Rudy Giuliani

with Jackie Robinson as your VP you would win with a landslide !!

If your bid for the presidency doesn't work out, you can always try out for mayor of New York, then we can have a plaque made up that says, I didn't make it to first base, but I did make it to second.

"And right there in that corner, Senator, is where we buried all your secrets".

Giuliani shows off his ability to snap his fingers.

Rudy Giuliani: "You can go over there, no one will notice...I promise."

Did I mention New York has 31 electoral votes?

Actually the flowers really sprouted when we started playing Obama's speeches !

Get Ready !!, JOHN, JUDITH and RUDY gear up to Sing and Dance to "Numa, NumaYea" , While RUDY points to a Map of MOLDOVA on a Plaque. . .Yea !!

Sentar McCain tries to remember that he is looking at a wall of plaques and not his yearbook.

"look john your older than babe ruth"

That's the spot where CNN producers found the beat 360 t-shirt that was buried by its winner last week!

EJ – Cincinnati, OH

And this is Babe Ruth...You went to school with him, remember?

"Forced retirement isn't so bad John...being a tour guide at Yankee stadium has its perks."

rudy I thought you were getting us seats right behind first base

That's the spot where beat 360 winners bury their t-shirts. It really has become a shrine.

EJ – Cincinnati, OH

I can do with a statue for you over there Cindy, but modeling it after a beer can is not my cuppa tea.

I don't care if there aren't any cars....my mom taught me to always point my finger when I cross the road.

GUILIANI TO MCCAIN, "Something You'll Learn if You Become President, Like the Way We Do Things in New York , Here's How to Spend a TON of MONEY !!

"... and right over there is the Lollipop Guild and Fairies for McCain."

If Cindy's got the money, we can put your picture right there.

I told you it said you were deceased... it says so right here.

As RUDY Explains, See JOHN, that tiny little plaque in the Corner, There, That's the Only Small Attempt GEORGE BUSH, Jr. made at Baseball, You Know He Needs to Stick to GOLF !!

I know you're throwing out the first pitch, John, but I don't think it'll reach home plate from way out here.

So these plaques represent baseball players? I always thought they were the cast of Damn Yankees!

That's where you will be buried if you do not take off that Navy hat John!

Amazing, I can't even see Judy's lips move.

John, you beat Barack in November and I'll make sure...oh, that's right, I'm not the Mayor anymore. Never mind.

" Yankee Shmankee, I'm from Arizona"

RUDY SAYS: Take a Look JOHN, That's Where The New Yorker Staff Members Buried the Actual Machine Gun they Took Away From MICHELLE OBAMA. . . but When OBAMA Wins, They'll Have to Give it Back to Her !!

The hotdog in that cooker has been cooking since 1926. It's almost ready.

McCain: "Oh yeah, baseball! We used to play that when I was a kid,
just outside, in the front yard of the cave."

Here's where we embalmed Mickey Mantle's liver.

Rudy Giuliani to John McCain: (George Herman) BABE Ruth was buried in the ground, there is Babe Ruth on picture of him on the wall in Monument Park.

No matter where we go John, you're still the oldest person around.

Look John,Babe Ruth says you were his all-time favorite bat boy.

I better not wear a yankee's cap, most of the nation hates them. Up with the ratings, down with the yankee fans.

Morgan
Des Moines, IA

" See that over there, when I was Mayor, they cleaned up after their dogs"

"Just say the word and I will put the editor of the New York Times in TIME OUT"

Maybe it will help if I point to each word to help you read along.

He who likes baseball does not necessarily make a good president.

Grandfather time and his cousin...wait a mintue there is Dorthy from the wizdard of Oz too......

-Shawn
Tampa, FL

" Yeah, yeah, Rudy, where's the little boy's room? I gotta go now!"

Is that Mitt Romney sitting over there? He seems to be following you around wherever you go.

EJ – Cincinnati

For the last time John, we can't bury you here. Try Central Park, though.

And that is where my presidential campaign is buried, R.I.P.

Giuliani: "And over here is where they buried my political career."

That was my idea over there

Rudy, I love this secret passageway thing, but this isn't exactly
what I meant when I asked for your advice on an exit strategy.

Rudy, when I said I wanted to feel young again, I didn't mean I wanted to be surrounded by a bunch of dead people.

On weekends I help clean these plaques, I'm so bored. PLEASE John, pick me for your V.P.

And here's where I hid Hillary's Senate seat.

See, I told you there was someone older than you here.

I found you a few more registered voters – oh, look, here's Babe Ruth!

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

This is where I buried my hopes of being your VP; right next to my Presidential campaign.

Here's where I buried my presidential campaign.

"...And over here is where we were standing when Trump wrote a check for – ahem... MY presidential campaign..."

John McCain shows his "maverick" style by wearing
a NAVY cap to a Yankees – Athletics baseball game.

And this is where I want my name and plaque to go. It will say: "When called upon in the ninth inning, he struck out Barack Obama and saved the day for the Republicans." You know, or something like that.

If only a .300 average was as good in politics as it is in baseball.

"... And over here is the space that we reserved for a McCain monument... That is, if you appoint me as your running mate..."

And, this is for the guy who cleaned the gum off the seats in Yankee stadium for forty years. What? No, I don't think that we put up too many plaques to ourselves. Why would you ask that?

I never knew you were such a Yankees fan Rudy.

No, really, I understand – its not that easy to find a restroom in New York. I go right here all the time, don't worry about it.

Hey John isn't that you? War hero, baseball legand, just think if you become president, life size bronze statue!

Hey Look! This guy was born on 9/11! 9/11, 9/11. Have I mentioned 9/11?

You're gonna love retirement, John. Just look how my begonias are coming up. And up ahead, I have the most wonderful zucchini. Do you like zucchini, John?

Hey, John. I don't think Barack has ever been here, either.
Whattaya say we jerk his chain and shame him into making a visit ?

Yeah, right there. That's exactly where the leprechauns were spotted last St. Paddy's day, and you know they predicted a Republican victory. Now, about that V.P. nomination...

"Don't worry John, the minute the sub mortgage crises started we replaced them all with plastic versions."

Shaul, Israel.

So Rudy, Is there anything else to do in New York?

Look John! Another guy younger than you. This is amazing!

"Senator, can you please tell your wife to stop hiding in the bushes?"

"Yeah, they're all dead, but I can work it so these guys vote for you."

"Now, go sit in that corner and think about what you did."

Barack tried to get in here, you know. But I said "No Way." This is reserved for my good friend John McCain, who can appreciate plaques that celebrate players that he used to watch, like Babe Ruth.

This is where we placed the bronze cover of the New Yorker!

"I think I left my campaign somewhere out in left field"

Now if we could get a different Jackson, like this guy here Reggie, to say something bad about Obama then it might help you in the polls.

Judith stop trying to push ahead of me, McCain doesn’t want to know if you got to first base with any of these guys.

Anna
Bryan, Texas

"Hurry this tour along, Rudy...I'm not getting any younger!"

So you don't forget you ran for president in a few years I'm putting up this plaque. Hopefully you can get to it with that walker you'll need soon

"I know you want the VP spot, but putting your name on this plaque before it happens is just ridiculous "

"Military Heros can be memorialized here too. Here is a great spot for your memorial.

Do the Diamondbacks have something
like this at Chase Stadium ?
No.
Like this ? No. Like this ? No.
Like this ? SHUT UP, Rudy !

Hey, you guys are missing the AV on your hat to spell "Navy"

"One wild night John, I did a faceplant right there in the flower bed – woke up with a mouthfull of dirt and daisies and golden players above me and thought I was in Yankee Heaven...a real "Field of Dreams"."

"No, Rudy, I think I would prefer a plaque more on the "right "side here..this one seems to be in the "center".

Next on Deck, Rudy Guiliani, with a line drive towards the VP.....

John if you pick me as your Vice Presidential Nominee our faces can be on this wall.

Says Giuliani to McCain- "I told you they included you on the wall back in the day. See, you were added in 1867..."

"Senator, I can put your plaque right there in place of Joe Torre's if you elect me for V.P."

With all those people watching McCain, this could definately count as a political rally...SMILE JOHN !!!

This is where the "I told you so" plaque is going to go.

"I appreciate all this Rudy, but I just really want a hot dog, New York style". – John McCain

Rudy trys to sell John on his plans to help him remeber the names of the Yankee's for the next question about his POW time..

Once again, Republicans are sidetracked
while the real action goes on behind them.

McCain, Hey guys, do you think you could get me a Yankees cap, I am feeling pretty awkward right now.

go ahead you can take a leak right over there

This is where I dropped the ball – or was it in Florida?

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

John, see Obama's picture right there? When it's time to raze the stadium that's the first thing the bulldozers will hit.

Rudy, "Remember Babe Ruth?"

McCain, "Of course I do! Punk stole my Lincoln Logs..."

This brick road may not be yellow and those flowers may not be poppies, but with me by your side as VP, John, you will reach the Emerald City.

...and right there is where I buried the old Times Square.

Giuliani to McCain, "says here this fella was born in 1913. That's the year you graduated Annapolis (894 of 899), isn't it Senator?"

When you become president, John, you'll have to clean up those weeds, along with all the other wilds things.

That's where I buried my ethics and morals.

"It's no Duval County graveyard but there are more than a few names here we could use."

Why yes, I can get your name up here... for the low, low price of... your soul

John MaCain: " I am so old, I used to hang out with all of these guy!!!"

"Hey John, have you noticed... I can move the letters in this guy's name around to spell Lord Valdimort."

This guy here? Oh he had a loser mentality; so, we had Arnold take him out.

I know you're not an athelete–just a sports nut–but if you become president, you can get your own plaque–if not here, then somewhere!!!

You know John, I always hated these outtings, followed by the Secret Sefice... heh... secret Service... ever notice how the Abbreviation is SS...
Oh look there's another John!

When you die, we'll put you right there next to Jimmy Hoffa

Rudy: No, that's not the Mona Lisa. It's the Babe."
McCain: "Huh? Where the heck am I then?"

For the life of me I can't figure out why these flowers are red

Rudy, honestly, I trust you that a secret passageway opened up here, but it seems like the "button" just isn't working anymore.....can we please move on now?

If I don't win the presidency...do you think that it's too late for me to make a career in baseball?

Jean, Ottawa, Canada

Here senator, I think this guys has got you beat....wait, nevermind, you're still older.

And this one, John, is the "Most Time Spent Campaigning in a Single State" that I got after my run in Florida.

Hey John! This guy kinda looks like Gore to me, you know...that other guy who lost in Florida.

Former New York mayor Rudi Gulliani tells Sen McCain if he stays on the right side of the campaign trail he too can be a MVP with a plaque

Look John this is where we can put my vice-president New York office stuff right here in this little cubby hole. See John I won't need much room for my paper work I just really want a chance to be your buddy!

"In Arizona, we do this with puppets."

Former NY Mayor Rudy Guliani shows John McCain that if picked as Vice President, he can carry green voters by playing a game of name that flower.

Outside the park, a Republican campaign triple play: Tornado to Ex-es to No-Chance...

Fayre (fair) from Memphis, TN

You'll get your plaque on one condition if you promise to make me your vice presdiential running mate. Do you get my drift?

And this one here is my favorite....he helped me during 9/11

Run John, the paparazzi is hiding in the bushes!

Hey, didn't that guy go to college with you?

McCain surreptitiously checks his Utility Belt for anything – anything at all – that will stop Guiliani from reading aloud every single word on every single plaque in the entire place.

Now John, this plot is available but I think right field may be a better resting spot for you.

John McCain, Rudy Giuliani and wife take a stroll down memory lane.

Right, left, right, left. Rudy! Don't mess up our groove.

If this is the yellow brick road, then these must be the poppys, and soon will be nap time

Rudy points out a spot of very big significance his own plaque on the wall.

Sit here and yell when you've decided who you want as VP.

McCain: Rudy you don't have to point Babe Ruth to me. We go way back. In fact I was the coach of his little league team.

I thought we could sit right there during the game so the press has easier access to us

If I touch one, the person comes back to life, that's how we got you back John.

While on a tour of Yankee Stadium, John McCain reminisces on playing baseball as a child. Only back then they used a club for a bat and a stone for the ball.

I thought that would be the perfect spot for a sign informing the public that Obama is to blame for high gas prices

Rudy pointing out to John that if he does not play the game to the crowd....he may have the same fate as Yankee Stadium!

You could fake a heart attack right over there, that would definitely take the spot light off Obama!

Hoping for a VP position, Giuliani shows McCain that he is ready to do nothing and look friendly for such an "important" federal role.

John, Rudy and wife follow the rose brick road

"Is this one you John?"

"For the last time Rudy. This isn't the Vietnam Memorial Wall."

You want a position in my administration and you don't even give me a free Yankees hat?

John, do you remember this person from your days at the Naval Academy?

Rudy, please take me out to the ball game......

When did they start putting fine print on plaques?

Obama shoots basketball..........
I'll go see a baseball..........

McCain is smiling because he thinks he's being shown the one alley in New York City that doesn't reek of urine.

Yes, Rudy, I'm cheering for the Yankees. The last thing I need is to be labeled an Athletic Supporter.

I asked you John, if you had to go before we left. The restroom is way over there.

And right this way we have Abe Lincoln's plaque. You went to school with him didn't you, John?
Angela Taylor
Michigan City, IN

John said " I remember that guy ;about 1898 wasn't it?"

Very nice, Rudy! Have you endorsed me? I can't seem to remember.

John, let me read this for you..

and if you hadn't beat me I would have put my picture right here.

Hey there's your college roommate. At least he won something!

"and here's the guy who came up with 'pull my finger'..."

Right there is where we will put your plaque if you pick me as V.P.

Well John, since I left the race for the republician party , I have taken up gardening. Do you like my flowers I planted here at monument park?

Rudy to McCain

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I wish I were president
and so do you.

That's where the guy was throwin' up. Claimed to be a republican.

John Henson
Lewisberry, PA

John...when I put your plaque right here, you will get enough press so you can stop complaining about it.

Hey John, I think you're younger than that one.......

Memories like the corners of our minds, misty water coloured memories of the way John and Rudy were.

......and this is the first of many design flaws we keep finding.....

John ,when I put your plaque right here, you will get all the press you need to make me your VP.

look Obama left his tag here already!

Well Johnny, if the Presidential gig dun work out, I still got the hook up on ALMOST MADE IT gold plaques, see we got Jesse Jackson spot lined up right here !!

Montreal, Canada

John, Rudy and Judith take in the sights before the baseball game.

rudy: so i guess you're about the same age as these guys?

As Rudy drones on, McCain secretly plans an exit strategy.

rudy: there's a good spot to put our wedding photo, hun.

And here's a petition, signed by all of the Yankee greats, urging you to make you know who – your VP choice.

John, Rudy and Judith remember the legends who use to play America's favourite game.

McCain and the Giulianis found a perfect spot for their oil death match.

John and Rudy – just a couple of old guys remembering baseball back in the day.

Why has that crypt got my name on it ?

If you close your eyes and inhale right here, you almost feel like you're in the Rose Garden.

mitt romney and ron paul are about to jump out from there to scare you.

Rudy: "They had this space dedicated for me when I would become president"
John: "Too bad it will be empty"

"I call that one Obama. It's bloom will fade in October."

Lexington, KY

Rudy, the plaques are great, but when do I get Jeters and A-Rods autograph?

Isn't that where you use to play ball, before any of these buildings were here?

oh im just so excited to finally see Catfish Hunter pitch against the Yankees.

If only I had remembered the 2003 World Series when the Marlins beat the Yanks... I should have known better than to trust Florida.

John Mcain just cant seem to get away from the bushes.

John Mcain just cant seem to distance himself from the bushes.

Look, there is where President's Barney left his mark!

Yeah, I really enjoy these plaques Rudy but I don't want to miss "KICKOFF" Oh, and by the way, I hope we're able to sit opposite the 50 yard line....this is really cool, thanks my friend...really appreciate it. And, yes, I got a couple of "Buds" in my pocket, compliments of Cindy.

"John, pretend this is your first time at this stadium. I know you've seen this stadium many times. My wife and I were wondering if you've chosen your Vice President?

Sorry McCain, you're playing second fiddle to A-Rod.

John, what a great place to bring your wife for a history lesson!

Hey Rudy, I remember hearing about all these guys while I was growing up.

Didn't you go to school with this guy?

Guiliani makes the pitch to McCain.....

M. Night Shyamalan begins production on "The Happening 2".

Senator, didn't you grow up with some of these guys?

Like the Red Sox, there is always an outside chance of winning.

Now this one here is made of chocolate, see.

When do I get to meet A-ROD !

Look John, I know you're desperate for a creative energy policy but flower power isn't going to cut it.

If you pick me, I could plant these flowers in your rose garden.

And right here is where I heard the voices saying "build it and he will come".

Because we have blue hats, we'll be buried here, with the others.

"You're not old, Johnny. That's the guy who's going to announce your name in the stadium," former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani tells Republican presidential nominee John McCain as he points toward a plaque honoring longtime Yankees announcer Bob Sheppard, 98.

Hey, Isn't that Madonna and A-Rod rolling around in that bush?

..........and this one died on your birthday. Wow

Look John, These are all our friends

"John McCain and Rudi Giuliani touring the Iraq/Pakistan border."

hats off to McCain....he just put on his sunglass and decide it not to even pretend he can read anything at that distance

There's my plaque. Ignore the next three. There's Judy's plaque. And here's a blank one, reserved for my next valuable person. Still looking for a VP?

John McCain and Rudy Giuliani touring the Iraq/Pakistan border."