I had to find some way to cool off, during the “Dog Day’s” of summer.

Hey what you looking at? I’m part of Barack Obama’s new plan to save energy, so this is what an electric motorcade will look like

Gas prices have finally gone to the dogs.

In an attempt to send more soldiers to the UN, Colonge, Germany, recruits go to the dogs.

This is Sen. Obama’s new security detail for when he arrives in Germany.

Brian

Brandon VT

At Least I am not on the USA’s Terrorist Suspect List.

Brian
Brandon VT

Catching “Cat Burglars” is my specialty.

It started with an ad in Help Wanted.
“dog catchers needed”

The German Police have called out the dogs in lieu of Senator Obama’s upcoming visit.

Ryan Dolan
Saint Paul, MN

“I sure hope it doesn’t rain, I’d hate to drive through a poodle of water”.

Germany’s highly trained police force will be insuring Obama’s safety during his visit to Berlin.

“Giving out tickets? No way!!! I only give licks.”

Lexington, KY

This is the police mascot

Balancing on this motorcycle is a real ……………..

“Whatever it takes to get a bone!”

The Germans will hire anyone these days.

A german police dog hunts down a “cat” burglar.

Germany has a leash law crack down.

CUTE, but still “doggin” it!

…. when I saw the ad ‘dogcatchers needed’, I felt my calling!

A German police dog deals with a cat-astrophe.

Upon learning the news that thousands of people in New Orleans died and thousands more were displaced from their homes, Barbara Bush reacted in the way any loyal, upstanding Republican would. She bought her dog a scooter.

CNN’s newest edition, David Muttingly tries to beat the dog days of summer by taking a ride on the wild side.

Yup, you got it. The cops have gone to the dogs.

Unfortunately, these “officers” are unarmed.

Yes I can. Yes I can get on America’s Funniest Home Videos.

Hey look at me! I told them I was related to John McCain and they gave me a drivers license and wheels to drive! What a country!

The German Police need all the help they can get.

“The new and improved K-9 Unit.”

I keep hearing that Senator Obama is our first candidate for president that is African American.
Isn’t his mother white?? Doesn’t that make him “Bi-Racial”??

Personally I think it is time to stop grouping americans into ethnic nationalities, religions, etc., etc.

My ancestory (based on the last four hundred years) would be too extensive to list….so why are four and fifth generation americans holding on so tight to somewhere they have never been???

Just a thought….

The authorities for the National Kennel Club Competition are still struggling over whether or not to accept this entry in Westminster.
We argue it should be under “working dogs.”

You know, I love my chewing tobacco, but it sure can be messy. Here, let me wipe that off.

Born to be Wild!

In America, we ( Police dog) they put us in the back of a vehicle, here in Germany we drive our own Vehicles.

I got this at a campaign rummage sale for Ron Paul. He won’t be needing it.

Paris Hilton’s dog tries to make a quick escape.

…and yet we can’t find a cure for the bird flu.

Beat 360° Winner!

Big Brother is watching your ankles.

I am moving to a different country if McCain wins

Proof that Hollywood is desperate for new ideas: here is a scene from the latest classic film remake - “The Wild One” (with an all-puppy cast).

Paris Hilton’s latest accessory makes a run for it.

In a desperate attempt for recruits, the Germans brought out the cutest member of their squad.

Even the dogs are wanting their 15 minutes of fame, even if it means auditioning to be Paris Hilton’s new pooch of the year.

Gee, German Police dogs sure are lazy!

“Can somebody hook me up with the digits for PETA?”

Motorcycle riding dog en route to visit his friend the water skiing squirrel.

The Germans like to take a different approach to the traditional German Shepard police dog, how ironic?

RUFF RIDER!

Achtung! Street Patrol, Deutschland! New this fall!

It’s true , Hitler is still alive !

Paris Hilton will do anything to stay in the public eye!

With the economy so bad, even the family’s dog has to go to work to make ends meat!

A cute yappy type police officer . We need more of them.

Compare to America here in Germany, we care for the environment, this is why we got green police Vehicles

Don’t let anyone catch you calling me a pig!

Just one of Paris Hilton’s many former fashion statements seeks employment elsewhere.

England’s version of “Chips” starring “Pooch Poocherello”

The nature nurture debate is over!

An old photo of “The Abominable Snowman” on his first birthday.

Dick Cheney’s dog, “Satan Jr.,” motors along to his weekly “Dogs For Oil Drilling” meeting. Along the way, he passed thousands upon thousands of people who can’t afford gas anymore and have to take the bus or ride their bikes to work.

Paris Hilton faced criticism this week after out sourcing her security personnel contracts to Germany.

Calling all cops! We have a disturbance at the Leona Helmsley Residence.

Germany let the dogs out, woof- woof- woof-woof- Germany is here to protect Americas home dog, Barrack Obama.

Where’s an outraged Pamela Anderson when you need her?

” Man , the things I’ll do for a little bowl of knockwurst ! “

Formidable, he’s armed to the teeth.

He’s part of the German CSI: Catty Suspects Investigations

I’m bad to the bone and dog gone it, I’m gonna catch that cat burglar!

This deleted scene from The Dark Knight shows unused uber-villain, Corporal Canine.

I’m sponsored by the guy on the blue sticker. Stay out of my way.

To save money, Mc Cain enlists the ‘Polizie Dog Security Unit’ for his next trip abroad.

In a fight against global warming, Germany employs the most effiecient modes of transportation.

The Yeti’s first Christmas.

paris hilton said : this will help me get my money out of indymac. i hope that is true

A German dog dresses up as Ponch/Erik Estrada for halloween.

It’s no Harley, but I’m still bad to the bone.

This officer is getting worked to the “bone” ..he doesn’t even have time for grooming.

Taking a bite out of crime is my job.

Leona Helmsley’s dog, Trouble, traveling on her European tour incognito.

you’re in trouble now micheal vick

Click it or Ticket!!! (and maybe a lick it too!)

Trouble disguises herself as a commoner in hopes of finding a man who loves her for something other than her money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; I hope I run into that hunky German Shepherd from the Sniffer Unit who is new.

Doggone it…..If I’m going to pay these gas prices, I’m gonna get the MOST for my money!

Barb
Conway, SC

Nancy Pelosi in her Polar Bear disguise on her way to the print shop to show them how to spell PELOSI!

A new trend is born in Germany: “Ruff” Riders.

” Stop ! ” You are under Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arrest ! “

A new trend is born in Germany, police-dogs, also known as “Ruff” Riders.

The one police officer you wouldn’t mind stopping you..

Most people don’t realize that Mc Gruff has a german cousin named Mc Gunther.

CALLING ALL K-9 UNITS, WE HAVE A ROBBERY IN PROGRESS AT THE CORNER OF KIBBLES AND BITS!!!

This is the result of the new German affirmative action policy to allow breeds other than Shepards a chance to take a bite out of crime.

Hey Ladies check out this ride, I just saved 20% or more switching to Geiko and plus I’m saving gas!!

CNN decided they needed a flea-bitten, mangey, lunatic mutt who could also act as a not-so-cleverly-disguised corporate shill.

It was a close contest, as you can see…but in the end they went with Glenn Beck.

Heir to the late Leona Helmsley fortune, seen going on a spending spree while vacationing in Germany.

I hope the Sarge didnt see me pop-a-wheelie back there in front of the ladies…

The bike I could hang with, but I peed on the leg of the guy who put this stupid beret on me…

My other bike’s a Harley…

Can you say “saddle sore”?

I’m a K-9 with canines…and a bike too, but I’m not affraid to use them!

Ok, the Fonze was cool, but this is way cooler…

The job doesnt pay well, but every now and then they throw me a bone.

evan the ewoks have cops.

Looks like “man’s best friend” has become the man !!

I bark in four languages; how about you, Lassie?

Vunder Dog de-moted from “petective” to handing out “barking” tickets.

Is this the yellow brick road? I don’t think I’m in Kansas anymore.

Maybe I can become “the first dog”, when I sniff out a good speech-place.

Try and outrun me now you rotten cat!

The Chief still believes this won’t taint my tough guy image! Yeah right!

Despite the protests of Lou Dobbs, Paris Hilton managed to obatin H1-B visas for her new German security force.

At least it’s better than a cub scout uniform.

With a majority of workers playing hooky on the premiere of “The Dark Night”, employers turn to man’s best friend for some help.

Sure, it was all fun and games till he wheeled over to the “cat house”.

Police dog on patrol, he is the Skippy (bush kanagroo) of the dog world.

Anderson, would you like me to send you a World Youth Day T-shirt?

Sincerely,

Lisa L, Sydney, NSW, Australia

Coming to CBS this fall: ‘My Dog drives a Hybrid’

Now I can finally blow this popsicle stand!

This Cologne makes no scents.It has gone to the dogs!

Crime? Up! Parking next to fire hydrants? Down!

watchout for the dogs

The NYPD enlists some ground level help to make sure people are picking up after their pets.

Drew Griffin’s dog decides to find his own way home.

First, they said my bark was worse than my bite, then they said my ‘ROWF’! was more like a ‘Meow’. Now look at me! Did I ever show them!

…and Americans think they have a problem with illegal immigration.

New officers are instituted in Italy to deal with barking violations.

He’s been arrested for driving without a license and not wearing a helmet.

Germany shows off their version of Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Capt. Dogma, redefines what it means to be on paw-trol.

Where’s the nearest hot dog stand?

On parking patrol, he’ll mark your tires, but not with chalk.

Achtung!- The Abominable Snow Dog Rides again to take a bite out of crime.

Since protecting Germany with the army has become expensive…They hired me…free of charge!

This dog is now on TSA’s terror-dogs watchlist. yikes.

Undercover “Puperotzi”

spreading the word, A rock star named obahma is coming,and his
opening act is a group called clinton….

atlanta ,ga.

Obviously lost in translation, here we see a member of Germany’s S.W.A.T team (Shaggy, White, Adorable, Terriers).

The ASPCA is prepared to take appropriate legal actions toward the German Police for this employee’s demotion to patrol the violent streets of Cologne.

Not a German Shepherd but pretending to be one.

“If one more criminal me ‘cute’, I swear… I’m quitting!”

Geez! I can tolerate the bandana from the groomer, even the yellow rain slicker from PetSmart, but this hat does nothing for my hair!!!

Now that I have gone international, maybe that Anderson Cooper will let me be his mascot?!

When most German officers played hooky to catch the premiere of “The Dark Night”, police chiefs turned to man’s best friend for some help.

Germans ‘unleash’ their new police negotiator.

The Germans continue to have more ‘bark’ than their ‘bite’.

BREAKING NEWS: GERMAN POLICE VEHICLE AND UNIFORM STOLEN BY BIGFOOT

A polizei without flizei.

correction:
“If one more criminal calls me ‘cute’…I swear, I’ll quit!”

“Law and Odor”

Germany: taking a bite out of crime one K-9 unit at a time

European police beefing up security for Senator Obama.

Chew-sauer-bacca mit der Stay Puft hut.

Has going green gone too far? money? education?

Hey - I’m really excited guys, I get to lead the parade when Barrack comes to town.

I sure hope the rain holds off, my one tire is bald…….

McGruff’s new ride!

Time to ruff up some criminals

CHP - Cologne Hydrant Patrol

Don’t worry chief…….I’m right on their “tail”

English: I am a dog, not police!

German: Ich bin ein Hund, nicht Polizei!

(Dutch: Ik ben een hond, geen politie!

Hindi: Main kutta hoon, police naheen!

Surinamese: Mi na wan daggoe, no scoutoo!)

‘)

Malti-po-lice

I get 24 barks a mile, beat that.

It’s so hard to find a doggone decent barber around here!

“They could have used me in the 2nd world war!”

Lean into the turn, lean into the turn, I just hate roundabouts.

Outta my way! I smell donuts!

Dr. Ruth’s security detail.

Sorry, Bat Man, Superman & UnderDog were busy- I got here as fast as I could, I’ll be happy to bite the crooks ankles.

“I think I need a new agent….”

“I’m here to take a BITE out of crime, what someone already used that? Joe Biden sold me that line”

“Aroooooo! Arooooooo!” That’s right, they make me do the siren sound, too. If my wife is watching–it wasn’t my idea!!!

Did someone call the dog polize? When your pup’s in trouble call K911, we will arrive 3 wheels at a time. We supply the protection if you supply the kibbles.

Move over Bat Man, I’m on a mission !!!! !!!!

Why do I always wind up in front of the Clydesdales on parade duty? I guess it beats being behind them.

Wait until I see this Obama dude, I’m going to bite his leg. Wanting to speak in our country like he was Ronald Reagan. Hmmm, but if he brings me a treat

Just another police officer in dogged pursuit of the criminal.

“You know the difference between them and me? I make this look good”

WHEN i was younger we called the police piga, but I guessthey’re really dogs!!!! the (I also guess I’ve revealed my age, more or less )

Polize! Help me! My owner dressed me in this stupid suit and strapped me to a motorscooter.

They have no understanding of Dog Genitalia. Let them sit on this for one lap , and see how they feel . Just remember Jesse’s solution and you got the picture .

Fresh out of German Shepherds, the German police unveil their new K9 unit.

Oh look, Germany has talent too!

Do you think this will get me into the US and yby the Border agents without any suspicions?

Brian Fillioe

Brandon VT

k-9 patrol officer on the lookout for cat burglars after categorical catastrophe.

Achtung! I’ve got you now pussycat!

You know the world economy is bad when the Germans have to trade in their famed German Shepards for these newer economy models.

Brian Fillioe

Brandon VT

Alright everybody clear the streets the next President of the United States is on his way.

Polizei , Big Brother , Humiliation and Trikboarding a Little Pup . I have a feeling “Carl Rouge” is coming too town

By the looks of the eye makeup…….Cindy McCain knows how to ride a motorcycle!

who let the dogs out..(woof, woof, woof, woof)

The K9 unit goes green.

I hope this glue doesn’t pull out too much hair.

Captain Canine coming through….Outta my way people!!

CNN’s Drew Griffin goes undercover to find out why he is on the Government’s Terror Watch List.

Captain Canine coming through….Outta my way people!!

German police amp up there security detail for Obama’s upcoming trip

With gas prices hitting 5 dollars a gallon, Fido had to find a way to get to the vet.

Training for the German police force has gone down considerably ever since WWII

This thing looks like a Preying Mantis , Im getting nervous now . Toss it a Dung Beetle to distract it , or im Puppy Chow .

OK , Big Brother , hang a Right , and head for the leg Thats holding the Wreath .

I hate walking but paying 4.50$ a gallon at the pump is just as bad!

Try getting a monkey to do this.

…Germany’s answer to the recent rise in cat burglaries.

” I graduated from the same University as George Bush”

Dog gone.

PAW it over !

“Evel Caninievel!”

Is it just me …. ..or does that Dog look strangely like the “Dark Knight?”

Tracie
Seattle, WA

Get out of my way people… it’s my turn! Go speed racer!

WOOW - its tough to keep up with Obama these days….if i had just a bone for every mile he goes i would be a puppy !

God, I hate humans.

In Japan they have a cat as a train engineer.Why can’t I be a Cop?

They don’t know this, but Pups from around the World , use Rose Day too Honor Our Fallen Veterans for thier Bravery and Sacrifice . We will Not Forget !

NEWS FLASH! The Germans are having trouble finding qualified police recruits, so in an attempt to boost recruitment, they have lowered their qualification standards. The Germans are going to the dogs!

Man’s best speeding ticket writing friend

God Damn It Kathleen , get off that Bike .

everyone please there is no need to be alarmed we are aware that sparky is on patrol!

Fritz was ecstatic over his new-found power. The neighbor’s cat was about to learn the true meaning of “pay-back”!

And you thought only German Shepherds could be police dogs!

Its the middle of July and all of Europe is on holiday. The German welfare system even offers its famed German Shephard police dogs 4 weeks vacation. This is all they could find to fill in for them.

The Polizei proudly presents Big Brother - K9 style.

ACHTUNG BABY!

OK , so exactly what does Rose Monday represent , and why am I wearing this Stupid Hat ?

In an effort to shake the image of being vengeful iron fisted rulers, the German police force have begun to recruit a whole new “breed” of officers!

You will respect my authority. Bark, bark grrrr

In an effort to make the idea of “Big Brother” more appealing to the public, police hire innocent looking officers to patrol the streets.
(But don’t be fooled by his cuddly appearance…his bite is worse than his bark!)

The pooch police went rabid listening to David Hasselhoff songs in Germany.

The Police force in Germany gives a whole new meaning to the title of “police dog”!

When Germany hires members for their K-9 unit in the police force, they aren’t kidding around!

These bricks are making me feel funny in my Special Place . Im going too be so embarrassed when I get off this thing .

Hitler has been cloned and is moonlighting in Cologne!

Dog the Bounty Hunter has a new fan base in Germany.

A new breed of dog is created for the K-9 unit in Germany. Charming looks, killer instinct.

Bad dogs, bad dogs…what’cha goin’ do when they come for you.

Rainy days and Mondays sure don’t get this police dog down.

Dog takes a bite out of crime.

Cry your heart out Mc Ruff, this dog is rolling over all over rover.

“Pull to the side of the road sir, you’re Hummer is violating CO2 laws” demands the German police dog

Hey, does anyone know where the “Dykes On Bikes” are meeting up at ?

Doggone it. I forgot where I was going.

The more I know about men the more I like dogs — on bikes.

The German police force has gone to the dogs.

Watch out, Michael Vick. They’re coming to get you.

Cry your heart out Mc Ruff this dog is rolling all over rover.

Obama’s European Security Dawg

When the German Shepherds are busy, fido is called in for K-9 back-up.

Yet another report today of someone using the slanderous “D” word.

This is so not worth that big bone.

Paris Hilton’s dog makes a run for it.

Get out of ze way I run over you for a piece of strudel!

On second thought, Senator Obama, you might want to bring your own security detail to Germany.

Germans now sending there best and brightest for the arrival of Obamba

Pint sized dog looks innocent but is b-b-b -bad to the bone!!!

So this is why Germany lost the war.

Move over Scooby Doo, you aren’t the only canine crime solver in town

This is the best undercover get up I ever used.

Damn budget cuts…

When ze going gets tough…

Hey Mc Gruff, I would make a better sidekick than Scruff .

Move over Deputy Dawg, there’s a new sheriff in town !

Germans now sending there best and brightest for Obama’s arrival

Trouble’s distant cousin, Schwierigkeiten, on his way to petition the judge for a share of Mrs. Helmsley’s will.

I consider myself very talented for a dog because wasn’t there a guy who fell off a “fall-proof” Segway? Well actually you know what that requires more talent. LOL…

The real prize for the “Greatest American Dog?” Seven weeks of immunity on Canine Bachelor: Germany.

The economy is forcing us to combine Bike & K9 patrol

When u see dogs as police officers thats when you know the world has gone mad!

I may be the abominable snowman and chewbacca’s love child but I still have to make a living!

Dog gone it! Where’s my tiara?

Don’t laugh or I’ll hump your leg…

and they say I’m not green enough

I’d rather sniff tourist genitals for contraband…

I wonder if Lassie started out this way.

Apparently, this is the best way to go green.

An undercover German police dog tries to penetrate the German Hell’s Angels

Crime doesn’t pay. Obey the paw.

All I wanna say is, Can we use that dog over here in the states for our security?? I bet you he’ll throw a big bite than what we do over here in the states, LOL!!

Move over Pope; make way for the Pup-mobile.

Yet another dog gets suckerd to peforming stupid animal tricks to the delight of many patrons!

Hooray! David Hasselhoff is here! Let’s show him Germany’s got talent.

Honk if you love dog tricks.

Achtung! Achtung! Polizei-hund!

Bats, Marietta, Georgia

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can humiliate him in the process.

Forget the Great American Dog! I’m the Great German Dog!

All the big dogs are called out as Pint -sized super Dog Goes out in hot pursuit of the real Drew Griffin!

Great job, Anderson! But the hair color gave you away.

This once again proves my theory…Germans love David Hasselhoff

Auf Wiedersehen Erik Estrada, Im the new Highway Stud.