"How do you get those letters to appear on the screen?"

What the hell is that?

I never realized you could look up so much porn.

John McCain checks the TSA website to see if he's on the terrorist list.

Hold on a second.....it says that if you click right here, you can get a free iPhone!

Send Lou Dobbs, my plans to keep the boarders safe.

Is Lou picking out the winners? (Apparently Lou Dobbs is the route to take if you want to win. There were two winners this month dealing with Lou Dobbs, there's bound to be a third. MMMMMMM)

You can do it John! You can do it! Press the SEND button!

EJ – Cincinnati, oh

Tell me again how this email thingermajigger works?

EJ – Cincinnati, OH

Put the red jack on the black queen.

John McCain realizes for sure that he McCan't work a computer.

"Google Me"

John McCain learns how to search the google for juicy tidbits about Senator Obama.

EJ – Cincinnati, OH

"If Al Gore invented this and he lost in 2000, how will learning it get me elected in 2008?"

Oh great! From the looks of this ultrasound, it looks like Brangelina is knocked up again!! This time with triplets!

Debbie O'Brien
Scottsdale, Az

"Oh, so this one of those computers thingys, huh?"

"InBev bought Budweiser?....CINDY!!"

Take a few wrinkles away, darken the hair, give me a tan and give me arms like Anserson.

"Why would Obama send us an e-mail with a Rick Astley song? It is pretty catchy."

John McCain nearly throws his back out after sending his first email.

EJ – Cincinnati, OH

I had one of these when I was a kid...they were called "etch-a-sketches" back then.
Winnipeg, Canada

McCain's inpersonation of Alfred Hitchcock, trying to delegate his next spooky move...

So this "thing" I'm looking at is called a computer?

Senator, it's pronounced blog not blug.

No senator, you can't talk to the computer like on Star Trek.

McCain takes a break from campaigning to watch The Google.

"Is This What Al Gore Created?"

"Is that MY name on the Terrorist Watch List?!?"

Timothy Nelson
Hopkins, Minnesota

That's her detective, she goes by Michele Obama, put here on all the terrorist list in the airports............................ Eeeeeexcellent.

I'm being outbid on "Economics for Dummies"! Quick, raise my bid to $10!

John McCain is aware of the internet.

So... this is e-mail, huh. How does it work?

"What the hell is a JibJab?"

"E-mail" you say? How would you get a letter into this thing?!

Seems like everyone has one of these computer machines!

Can you throw in a virus that will say. "Vote McCain" on every ones computer and make it subliminal?

How many people does it take to log on?

Move that satellite over just a little bit. . . . .is that a $20 bill on the ground?

"My friend, what does that little hand do?"

How do you even turn this dang thing on!?

Cindy...Ga.

Just airbrush the side of my face a little, and could you make my lips look fuller like Angelina's?

Aref
Cape Cod, MA

"Get me on-line Jerk...I hear my photo's been pop'in up on Beat 360.

Where's the coyote?

Check it out!....I just changed your screensaver to the Obama New Yorker cartoon.

Does the rest of America know about this?

Take me to the thing called the internets!

That's one fancy typewriter

This is what they call a computer...so what do you do with it?

Yes, I'm 71 and I have a myspace. Let me send you a friend request.

Wait a minute...why do all these Google results say Czechoslovakia no longer exists?

Oooooo... let's play Global Thermonuclear War!

WOW....who knew this much info could be gotten to smear Obama from just using the tips of my fingers!

Cindy...Ga.

Hey I'm on the terrorist watch list

"So you mean if I help this Nigerian royal family with this money, they'll give me a big campaign contribution?"

Oh! So this is the thing that Senator Obama is using to raise all that money.

UUMM....Mr. McCain...you have to turn it on BEFORE you start typing!

Cindy...Ga.

IDK my BFF Mitt

How...Wha...How d'you get the arrowthingamajig to move?

Am I on Facebook?

I did WHAT on youtube????

McCain expresses confusion over a message a blogger just posted on AC360.com.

EJ – Cincinnati, OH

"I'm look'in for a computer screen that can take a punch – you know, like made with bullet-proof glass or something."

The No President Left Behind initiative.

Umm, no I don't think if you delete Senator Obama's picture that he'll disappear in real life.

Hey, this is cool – that's me on AC Beat 360!!

Hey guys, let's put Obama's profile on eHarmony.

Can you go to "Viagra" web site?????

"I may not be tech savy but i recognize solitaire when i see it!"

Morgan
Des Moines, IA

Do you mind if I check my myspace?

Slow down! How are you getting that little arrow thingy to move?

"You're making a human Paladin? What a n00b"

John McCain learns how to research his past positions on the internet.

Now, how do you turn the dial on these new-fangled television sets anyhow?

Peter T
Mankato MN

$30Million? How does Obama do it?

So you can actually win a a shirt just by beating 360? That's easy, I beat Guliani anyways!

So how do they get the mouse out of the computer?

Oh god, all ladies in the computer world don't wear clothes?

Why aren't there bigger letters on this contraption?

You mean I can start any rumor on this blog about myself as SMARTGUY08 and no one will know its me?

Demonstrating his comfort with the Internet and email, Senator McCain affixes a postage stamp to a computer screen.

"WOW!! So I can be anyone in a chat room? Can you make me President?"

Hey, let's check out the new viagra ads!

Is that a Google Earth of my Vietnamese prison camp?

This doesn't look anything like those series of pipes Internet-thingie.

So your saying that if I want to beat 360 I need to send in a caption that has broad appeal, is rather vanilla, and is not provocative in any way??? I can do that!

"Wow, these Google Maps are cool, but I still don't trust the internet. why can't we find Czechoslovakia?"

How many friends does Obama have on myspace compared to my 5?

Wow, this is amazing! This new software recomposed my speech into a dynamic, energetic one that makes sense.

Can you show me that Jib Jab cartoon I keep hearing about?

If you close one eye and cross the other the Magic Eye reveals it's hidden image.

"If I close my left eye, then the right side of my brain should work."

So, this is the internet?

What are you AIMing at?

"Oh, I have seen these fancy-schmanchy things in the airport check-in lines! Why doesn't it work when I touch 'sign in'?"

So where does the stamp go?

Well my friend, if Al Gore had invented this thing sooner, you could have used Google Earth to see me at the Hanoi Hilton.

John McCain trying to photo shop his pictures so that he looks years younger.

"So I put the three of hearts on the four of clubs...."

Can you take me to ac360.com? I want to see if I can beat 360 for once.

This would've been helpful in Vietnam.

Your computer has a virus? Awww. How do we make it feel better?

Oh cool!...Check it out!....There's a signed copy of the Obama New Yorker cartoon on ebay.

Debbie, Los Angeles, CA

So, this is the Internet?

McCain: Start from the very beginning, by typing words on the screen I can write email?

That's what birth control is used for?! I am, yet again, speechless.

What and what a guy has to do to be on this internet??? I don't understand how Sen.Obama does that........can you show me at least one thing about me???

Is this the part that Al Gore invented?

"If I hit Delete, will that take the smirk off his face?"

Olen
Lexington, KY

John McCain takes a break from campaigning to add two new friends
to his Facebook.

Look, it's simple. If Patrick throws the rock right here, then Spongebob will be able to climb up and double-jump onto the platform. I know how to win this thing!

I don't care if it is taken, I want my "Handle" to be macdaddy08 !

"So this internet thing can actually be used by presidential candidates to raise money? I must then immediately halt our panning operation at Sutter's Mill."

You mean – if I touch here I launch a missle strike on Iran?

Wow, I can even get Obama ring-tones!

Step aside, young man. If President Bush can lead this country, surely I can work this computer.

Can you help me post a caption for Beat 360, I somehow have never been able to figure to figure out how to post a comment on that site!

Show me this "Jib-Jab" thing everyone is talking about.

Get me to AC360.com, my friends. I need to win that t-shirt.

EJ – Cincinnati, OH

"So this is Obama's secret? I need to learn more about these 'internets' and get my own myspace!"

How do I submit my caption to win a Beat 360 Challenge t-shirt?

"Just add a little more meat to this section of my daughter's resume, that should suffice my friend."

John McCain takes a course in Eavesdropping 101 to better prepare him for the Presidency.

So this is how Barack got the youth to vote?

Just right-click here and save the cover of 'The New Yorker' as a screen-saver and you're done...

"Which website are we looking at? Anderson who?"

EJ – Cincinnati

Hey! How'd they get me in there?

McCain then said, " Hey kid, you better help me come up with a winning caption to get a free t-shirt or the stock in Werner Enterprises is going to be toast!

Bryan Williams, Hamilton, AL

Which one of the internets is this?

No, no, no you see how fashionable Anderson combs his hair...give me that and I am sure to get the womens' vote.

You think Cindy would like those earrings?

Ok Guys- Who's identity do I need to steal so I can win in November?

Why does Hillary's MySpace page say 'Single'

"I know! I know! I've spent way too many hours off the campaign trail thinking of captions, but I'm not leaving until I get that darn T-shirt!".

The internet? So that's the thing Al Gore invented.

Let's check out the Beat 360° pic of the day.

Can we get Anderson to delete that picture? You can't even see my good side.

This thing is great - if I close one eye, Obama goes away.

What? my awkward moment last week has 100000 views on youtube?kids today like looking at you on tubes?

And all the internets fit inside this little box?

If this is myspace then why do I see obama's face?

"So do I have one of those BookFace pages?"

"You see that think at the top of my campaign website? It says maximize! We NEED to click on that!"

"So you can just google satellite imagery? Wow! Hey that's my house – some jerk's throwing my 8-Track player in the garbage can!"
"Ummm...I think that's your wife senator."

"Okay, so you say this Google Earth is an actual satellite? Let's spy on Obama!"

Gentlemen, just look straight ahead and act like we're not surfing for porn.

What do you mean, I deleted it? It's got to be here someplace.

I think you need to move my picture a little more to the left....after all I am known as a left wing conservative.

Cindy...Ga.

"Oh, you made a typo. Let me Tipp-ex that for you."

Ah... I see, so that's how I accept Malia and Sasha Obama's Facebook friend requests.

"Look guys, I have a new friend request! Just click right there to accept it. Oh, hey! It's W!"

Leaning to the left, McCain takes a look at some new technology.

John McCain's first email to Cindy: cin, ILU ttyl lol
from sexi_jonny_bigmac_08@gmail.com

Are you sure "Beat 360" won't know it's me making a comment under Ed – Sidney, Oh

"Enlarge your... What does that say?"

So this is Barack Obamas money tree?

McCain's internet campaign team revealed: the senator, one designer, and a guy with a mustache.

etch-a- sketch fun guy's, i do it in my office all the time!

Turn it left... now slide it over! Ok, ok. Next piece... move it right, flip it and bring it down. Man, how come I've never heard of this drug called Tetris before??

Now who is this Anderson Copper fellow? Wait a sec... He does have a cutie sidekick!

John McCain is confused to learn that My Space has nothing to do with NASA.

"You should join my group, 'McCain for President' on Facebook! Seriously. Right there. Click join group. Come on, Please!"

If we don't win a T-shirt this time, on "Beat 360" Call CNN ask for Joey on staff, he'll get us one for sure. He owes me.

"So this is the "internets"... "

McCain tells CNN news programmers just which stories are acceptable to be aired; the order comes directly from CNN's true handlers – The Republican Party and large corporate interests.

Now lets go to Obama.com and leave some mean messages!

I don't care is she is 14 and home alone....if she can't vote I'm not wasting my time.

"Click on that jumping George Bush there, it says I can test my IQ against his. Let's see how I stack up!"

"That's Obama's campaign website right there. Now, you guys just hack into it, and post an announcement that Obama smells. It will be so great!"

Are you sure you I'm in the running for AC 360s T-shirt contest? I could really use that sharp looking shirt!

No, no sir... LOL doesn't mean that you are moving to the "Left Or Liberal".

They call it a curser? Maybe I CAN get used to this.

For the last time, Senator, you push the "On" button!

"But he says he's a Nigerian Prince...maybe we should help him!"

No, no sir… LOL doesn’t mean that you are moving to the “Left Of Liberal”.

That's Obama's what? Can he see us?

Linda Brown
Richmond, CA

What good is it, If you can't take some of Obama's funds and put it in MY campaign.

"But how can it be called "facebook" if it's not really a book?"

"I was told the internet was a "series of tubes"...I don't see any tubes..."

Hey....I’m a Mac too!

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Click on Barack's myspace.

"So I can change anything I want on photoshop?"

John McCain looks on in wonder as he googles himself for the very first time.

Now let's see what Hillary's web site is like, after she stopped "Plugging" it every time she spoke.

"yes, but where is the remote control?"

I keep hitting the escape button but I’m still here…

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

"Can one of you guys tell me which channel for the Lawrence Welk Show?"

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

"And all this time I thought when people "googled" themselves, they were doing something dirty!"

Can you turn the channel again? Senator Obama keeps popping up everywhere with campaign ads... how does he do that?

McCain saying to computer operator:
"I still don't understand where the stuff goes when you hit the send or save buttons. Oh, yeah, how do those e-mail letters get from here to there so dang fast?

How do I hurt Lou Dobbs' e-feelings?

"How did I get all over the internet? I've never even been there before!"

It's 3am in the morning and the white house gets an email marked with high importance... who do you trust to open the attachment???

"Oh, wow. I really do need to work on my speech delivery, don't I?"

John McCain informs TSA Administrator, Kip Hawley, of suspicious messages of hope left unattended by Mr. and Mrs. Barack Obama.

Wow! You can see my face wrinkles on the screen!

"So this is a "website". Are there any spiders?"

McCain asking: "Why do they call it a curser? Does it swear when you click the button? I don't like idea of tools swearing at me!"

Why isn't this a touch screen? I don't know how to use one of those rabbit things... wait, sorry, it's a mouse, right?

This mirror sucks! I can't see my reflection at all...

Hey...When I said I wanted to see "The Golden Girls", I didn't mean an Adult web site!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Still having trouble aligning those darn tabs in Microsoft Word when writing those campaign letters.

That's Obama's what? Can he see us?

Linda-Richmond, CA

Move Cheney next to Bush; he's gonna have earn being my top friend.

Is THAT legal !!!!!!!??????

Can someone get me some Preparation-H and a regular type writer?

McCain realizes "The Hills" isn't quite the show he thought it was.

I just don't remember making the reservation at the Hanoi Hilton thru Captive travel.com.

Billy Bob, Is that a recent poll? There is no way I am leading Obama? Someone slap me see if I am not dreaming.

This thing is so cool... wait... where do you put the quarter in?

McCain makes his daily attempt to beat 360.

" You mean they cna't see that your 're an old hasbeen on the internet?"

"What do you mean it's not real? It says right here that I'm the millionth visitor and I need to click there to get my prize!"

"Google War Crimes"

I want that song, All my exes live in Texas downloaded. Would you please help me.

Try putting this tile here in the middle and I think the numbers will start to fit in place better.

Who stole my reading glasses?

"I've never seen X-tube before. What is that thing there"

"So, Al Gore invented the internet," Thats awesome.

McCain: This is pretty amazing

Man in Photo: Sir, that's just the welcome screen.

McCain practices his stinkeye for the webcam

"Will you look at that? Bill Gates is giving away his fortune, and all I have to is froward this e-mail to 100 people and I can get in on it!"

What rhymes with nerd?

Ah, Beat 360, I love this...hey, wait! That's me!

Are you sure that map doesn't say "Checkoslovakia"? Check it again.

Well I told them I'd do it so how do I set up an email account?

Do you know how to play freecell? Show me how to play this game? Thanks son,
Megan D.
Shoreline, WA

So you're telling me I don't need to put the white out on the screen??

" Wait till the folks back in Arizona see this"

So telling people to google me is not disrespectful.

Well, it's not a REAL mouse Senator McCain....

"Man-this is nothing like my Magnavox-where's the remote?"

You just sank my battleship!!!

John McCain continues nonstop campaigning with help from Depends.

Billy bob, is that Iraq? I thought it was Israel!

YAHOO! I thought computers could not show emotions?

Look what happens when I touch the screen!!!!

Look, it's all wrong right here... I said I DON'T like long walks on the beach or puppies... get it right!

In breaking news today, John McCain announced plans to begin drilling for oil in every blog on the internet. In response to the announcement, McCain stated, "I'm not really sure what a blog really is, but I'm certain there's oil in it."

Who is this old guy with the bald spot at the podium? Oh....nevermind...

"I'm not an expert on computers. Can you explain to me how they get the little people inside?"

Dale Hamilton
Washington, D.C.

"....so if my computer gets a virus, will my health care cover it?"

That's nice guys....but my tie is caught in the shredder....my tie!!! my tie!!! a little help here!!

That's correct, Senator. The screen shows the missle you launched just took out Sheboygan.

So when the President told me he was excited to shop on the internet, "Yahoo" was not just his Texas way of showing enthusiasm.

"Yes, you heard me correctly. On my credit card, I want pictures of kittens!"

Put my face on Schwarzenegger's body....ha ha!! Now I'm governor of California!! I look pretty good!!

All right, my man. Let's light this candle!

"And if you squint, I look a bit like Anderson Cooper in this one."

Whats that say sonnie , does say what i think it say Barack Obama is the president of the united states.

California

Is this the thing he used to raise more money than me last month?

I'm tellin' ya, THAT'S Bin Laden!! Third cave on the right!!

Ohhh so this is what those crazy kids call an "email"...What will they think of next?!

No Senator, "icon" refers to items on the desk top, not YOU!!!

John McCain learns that he can't download the Presidency...He'll have to win it after all.

Omg, Is that Cynde?

Hey, see if my Beat 360° caption won!

Neat! Google my name again, my friend.

"So what does this button that says on/off do?"

OMG im getting Andy Rooney Brows . That can't be a good thing .

As the young intern pulls up van-halen.com on the computer screen…McCain sadly states, “If Diamond Dave is back with the band…there goes my VP choice! Someone get Sammy on the phone!”

I'm feeling a little depressed today guys. How about bringing up a picture of the Obama New Yorker cartoon.

Quick! i need you change the channel, i don't want to miss "The Love Boat". I think that Gofer guy looks a lot like Rep. Fred Grandy

This Wiki guys is smart. So Czechoslovakia has become two countries. Oh Look! Burma is now Myanmar!

Hey, see if my Beat 360° caption won!

Jefferson, LA

"My friend, why do you call your computer an Apple?"

So if I think of a winning caption, I can win a Beat 360° Challenge” T-shirt ?

Let's go over that again... that funny looking thing is called the mouse

This OMG TTYL guy's on the terrorist watch list isn't he??

I still can't find the "Any" key!

That article says that I am ahead of Obamain the polls. . I think I am going to love this internet stuff !!

Oh Man. I knew I shouldn't have had the burrito for lunch.

you say this game is called Pac-Man? I thought he was a football player??

What does "pwnd" mean, and why is it on my picture?

Jefferson, LA

Get that off the screen before TSA sees it!

Senator McCain updates his resume – just in case.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

I am having trouble seeing....Are those all blue states on the map?

Now how do I send a telegram using google tube!

No Senator McCain, an Etch-a-Sketch has the two knobs on the bottom...

Does this thing have Pong on it?

Jefferson, LA

That number...right there...That's what Obama raised in thirty days?

I've alway's wanted a screen name , but I don't think TheBigMc is very Presidential , it just doesn't make sense .

If Barack can bowl, I can learn to use the internet.

That's funny, I've never noticed a mole there before...

If I hit this button right here, can I make Obama disappear?

Show me how to Blog. I want to win one of those Beat 360 t-shirts.

OK Senator , let's try this again , INTERNET ! it is saying Welcome too you . Oh it knows who I am ? Something like that , Sir .

So this is how George spent all of his time in the White House.

so hold on a minute u guys can actually make a living messing around on these new fangled machines. in my day all they had wuz a rock not even something to write with just a rock.

I thought eBay was in Pakistan!!

Quick! I need you to change the channel. I don't want to miss "The Love Boat". I think that Gofer guy looks a lot like Rep. Fred Grandy.

Sometimes I don't hear so well , can it speak too me in Subtitles ?

Ha! Cindy told me the space bar was at the international space station!!

Is there any way we can manipulate this poll data so it looks like I'm ahead?

If you can read this, you need to get...HEY!

Jefferson, LA

Why is Obama's picture on my computer screen?

is this the internets everybody's talking about or is this the google?

I think we do look like Moe, Larry, and Curly..

"Now, after 'Whiteout' dries, it's spelled capitol M, small c, capitol c."

"So I just touch this screen and there are no hanging chads?"

"How do you change the channel?"

Alisha, Raleigh NC

They told me the "Tasmanian Devil " look , would intimidate the World Powers into submission .

All right geek, tell me how they got my got pictures of me in there.

"Hey guys, Our copy of Obama's program is moving toward the center "

What a strange machine, It looks a lot like a T.V. and a typewriter all in one....

You call it squinting , I call it Focus .

"Why is everything Dubya, Dubya, Dubya? I'm the presumptive nominee; Bush is out!"

Alisha – Raleigh, NC

WOW–I really am beghnd in the polls!!!

What is that language on the screen? I can't make it out. I need my glasses my eyesight is not what it used to be.

So easy...even a presidential candidate can do it!

Don't be silly, of course I know how it works. Left click to open.....right click, delete. Oops!

So that's a Thumbnail !

Hmmm. What if you tuck my chin under a bit? Yeah, that'll make me look younger.

Is that a new military computer game on there? Wow! Maybe I could use that as my new strategy in Iraq.

What's that white arrow for?

I can do this with only one eye open

Hey, I thought the NSA could not read my e-mail!!!!

See if you CAN just FIT that in THERE ... that will sound BETTER.

(Just because I don't DO email doesn't MEAN I don't KNOW what I am doing!!!!)

Hahaha. I have 78937958219035790175 more Myspace friends than you!

Employees at Werner Enterprises were asked to help Senator McCain load his new Video Professor software into one of their computers last Wednesday. When asked for comment, one employee said, "It was the Ebay one."

John McCain is introduced to the information super highway for the first time.

I like too Text Message , is that like Instant Messaging in computer talk ? Very Good ! for your first lesson Senator .

If this many people are online, why am I spending so much money on TV advertisements?

John McCain sees a website that shows his recent poll numbers are dropping and recoils from the shock of it all.

So this big thing is the 'monitor' and that little picture is an 'icon'?

"This Anderson Cooper guy looks like he could be my son."

Thanks for helping me set up my Facebook and MySpace acounts !!!!!!!!!!

Yes that is a live satellite picture of Obama playing basketball at the gym today where he was secretly interviewing possible v.p running mates.

"But how do the mice know where you want to go? Does it hurt when you click them?"

No! I don't want "An Inconvenient Truth" to be moved to the top of my Netflix queue! Remove it!

What does lol mean? I am not familiar with this new e-mail language.

This is the email I want to forward, as "Obama is a secret Muslim that wants reverse racism".

"What do I tube?"

"How do the mice know where to point the arrow?"

Remember this Senator , Pop Ups are like Terrorists , they can crash your computer without you even knowing you've been hit . Are Pop Ups A nuclear threat to The USA ? They can be Sir .

"But how do the mice know where to point the arrow? Oh, mouse. How do you feed it?"

"I'm telling you, that Jib Jab is funny!"

Wait, if I close my eye it looks a lot like my wife...

So what did the ladies of "The View" say about me today?

So, do I click on THAT to get the cookie?

Now I had too take typing in school and was pretty good . Do you think I can catch on too a Keyboard ?

"Who is Tom and why is he on my Top Friends? I wanted Obama as my first friend."

"So wait... you're telling me I can order discount Viagra on the internet??? Good grief, I should have learned how to use this thing years ago."

Werner Enterprises? I thought this was Oscar Mayer and you were going to show me what was in those weinies that I have been eating!

Tickfaw, LA

Is this where you push to change the channel?

So how do I send Lou Dobbs a comment? I want to tell him "thanks for all his support".

"I'm telling you, this internets thing is EVIL!"

Where do you wind it up at?

You mean I don't need that typewriter eraser anymore?

What does Viva Viagra mean?

Would you go to Ask dot com for me ? I'd like to ask if I should be worried about Senator Obama becoming the First Black President .

So, this is what the crazy kids are calling the internet.

I'm not sure how but my campaign manager made money come out of this thing.

Hey go to jibjab.com, I heard I'm on it for something

Sen John McCain has just discovered the internet.

Eh, Thanks for using "the Google," to find our how Senator Obama made all the money on "the Internets" this past June.

Why do these Viagra ad's keep poping up in my email?? Just what the hell are they tring to tell me????

What? Is that me, on CNN 360? You guys gotta help me win this thing..a t-shirt...something..anything, please! –Uh, Mr. McCain, that isn't CNN, that's oh, wait, you DID get on TV! Finally!!

Oh, the stimulus checks are not helping the economy? Who Knew?
Valdosta, GA

What is that bear doing on a trampoline?

We really do have some bad intelligence!
Valdosta, GA

"I know i've spent too many hours off the campaign trail trying to think of captions, but I’m not giving up until I get that darn T-shirt!”.

"President Bush's approval rating is quite low..so if I'm running for his third term, will I start off with that number when I become President?"

Young man at the computer thinking to himself..." I knew I should have called in sick"

Look for GreyNhot2 I hear that is Anderson's screen name.

Young man at the computer thinking to himself..."This is SO not worth $11.50 an hour"

"I think I can be good at typing..I did buy one of the first typewriters ever made, you know"

Senator McCain and his staffers brainstorm over today's Beat 360 picture.

"Why is Obama requesting me to be his friend on MySpace?... I don't want to be his friend... or do I?"

John McCain looking at his own website for the first time.

There's a typo, we're going to need some white-out!

What do you mean this is your screen saver, and what is it saving it from, the mouse ?

i know my name is on the FBI Terror Watch List list but why is Obama's name not there?

So, I hit this little button and this picture of Obama in Islamic garb will go out to how many people?

What Do you mean another bank CRASHED???? That one has my campaign fund, and my wife's assets. Call Bush tell him to get me another stimulus quick!

"Cindy poked me! I think i'm going to write on her wall...."

Sen. John McCain explaining that he doesn’t need a computer, since he can calculate the campaign contributions on his abacus at home.

After news that Obama is dominating the online market, McCain decides to put in his two cents.

You talk into this mouse thing... right? I saw Scotty do that in a Star Trek movie.

"Where did we get all this technology? Roswell?

from off screen, "Ok Mr McCain, now make it look like you are telling him how to do something. Perfect! Now hold that pose while I get the shot that will prove your computer literacy."

McCain: ‘IM’s? You know when I was younger we used a similar system called smoke signals.’

After numerous negative experiences with his surrogates, McCain follows the expression, " If you want it done right, you have to do it yourself".

McCain checking if his own insurance plan really covers Viagra.

I don't understand what I did wrong. I typed 'cnndotcom' but didn't get the cnn website.

"Can you guys find how I voted on that bill about birth control, I still can't remember?"

How do you change the channel on this thing?

John McCain inspecting a photoshopped picture of himself in front of a cheering crowd after his speech on his plans for the economy and healthcare.

"Satellite tracking huh?! HEY PHIL! You owe me a favor, go put one of these little devices on Michelle Obama's car... We need a scandal!!"

"I'm sorry Senator McCain, but I can't give you the cards from solitare, they're not real cards sir"

now how did they get my head on that little cartoon body, and i dont dance like that.

If I could only remmenber what I said!!!

Your right, Obama's website is much cooler than mine.

"Maybe Bin Laden has been hiding in this "internet" all this time and we didn't even know it"

"You mean for $39.95 I can see all these women 24hrs a day for a whole month?! Thank GOD for Viagra! Sure am glad Al figured out this internet thing... Amazing!"

OK, I'm ready to send my email. Where do I put the stamp?

Type in Britney Spears again, OH OH or maybe Jessica Simpson!! Dang this is fun!

Hey look! I can get a free iphone. I just need to get this question right. Lets see...which one is Snoop Dog?

Hmmm....ts definitely that one. (Pointing to picture of Snoopy from Charlie Brown)

" Oh my gosh, how did all those fish get in there?

I love Google Earth! Show me the White House again!!!

How the heck did Barack get inside this thing?

Help me get this whiteout off the screen. I was editing a document.

Ken, Winnpieg

See how things are turning blue

A mouse!! Where, where?

Can we put a few more unfriendly media members on that TSA Terrorist Warning List?

"Jibab.com you say?"

"So is this that internets President Bush is always talking about??"

So where do the missles fire from?

After 71 I'm learning something new, did I blow up something?

Just a little more retouching on the left, and it's bound to take years off...

Modesto, CA

How much is my wife's beer stock worth now that INBEV has bought out Anheuser-Busch? And how can we turn that into popularity points for me against Sen. Obama?

Brian Fillioe
Brandon VT

where do you put the postage for this "email" thingy?

What's that right there?
Uh, that's your fingerprint

Hey, check out these agricultural employment numbers. I wonder if it's appropriate to call this guy the farmer in the Dell?

Berkeley, CA

What's a Right-Click?

“But how do the mice know where to point the arrow? Oh, mouse. How do you feed it?”

Are you sure this anti-age cream will make my face look young and beautiful?

“But how do the mice know where you want to go? Does it hurt when you click them?”

haha I love that dramtic chipmunk!

"Now with this Photoshop, can you really but my head on Hillary's body?"

How many bottles of Viagra can I order?

Wait, does the COM in .COM mean communist? ...I need to call my campaign manager...someone screwed up my website.

What Obama has more friends than I do on Myspace?

This is outrage..Why is Obama still up in the polls...I thought the anonymous letter we sent to the New Yorker would pull us ahead...Time for plan B

who is this “obama girl”? and why dont I have one?

Oh look I've got mail!

"Hehe, I can see her booby"

Hold on guys it may take me a while, my wife usually helps me with this whole computer thing.

-Lori in Bow, New Hamphire

What do you mean I just made an on-line donation to the Obama campaign.

“But how do the mice know where to point the arrow? Oh, mouse. How do you feed it?”

**you can delete this previous post...no city/state**

"Who said you could block my popups?"

facebook, huh? hey see if you can friend request Bin Ladin and check his wall-to-wall with AlQueada. I have a feeling we might finally be able to catch this guy...

I love watching that Jesse Jackson video on youtube.

I think I'll use this pic as my avatar.

" So when someone writes LOL they really mean laugh out loud."

Play it one more time. I like it when George says "The Internets".

Now, what is that right there?

Uh, that would be your fingerprint, Senator.

Wow! This has everything.

Caption: (from McCain:) " Let me get this....That is Iraq, and there is Afghanastan,
no, that's Afghanastan, and here is Iraq....Where the Hell is Iran?"

"The graphics on this game are so realistic, I love pacman."

you see here little buddy thats me, well thats not really me, but thats my head on this cartoon body, and thats Obama, at least i think thats Obama, oh well we dance to this song with bush, and cheney and all the others guys.

Holy Hot Fudge Sundaes! I saw one of these devices on the old Batman TV Show! Imagine if those Democrat Jokers had any of these..WE'd really be in trouble!

Careful Senator that's not a toy!

McCain hopelessly searches for a running mate on EHarmony.

How does Obama get so much cash out of this thing?

So if there is a live blog, is there a dead blog, too?

"Don't you think that couch on Craig's list would look great in the oval office?"

Now with money running out of our Social Security Funds I want to make sure I get my $1900.00 per month for the rest of my life. Which at my age may not be much longer. Let others worry about their own money and if they will get it.

Brian E. Fillioe
Brandon VT

Show me how to email President Bush, I can't be seen with him right now

My Space?!? I thought no one owned space except the USA. This IS serious!

Care for a game of Free Cell Senator?

Find Anderson Cooper's place, I want one of those Beat 360 Tshirts

Oh is that the Barney Google site? I know that song!

No I don't have hot male accounts! I'm married to a woman! Doesn't anyone read my memos?

Let's take it slow John, first thing to do is turn the monitor on... yes, that's it... that's the button! You can do it!

McCain's new campaign slogan: His bark is bigger than his byte

McCain discovers the internets.

So do you think you can hack into Obama's donor database?

I love what you can do with a good Photo Shop program. I really do look good now. Just a little more touching up here will do it.
Brian E. Fillioe
Brandon VT

THIS is what you meant by a laptop?
Where are the women?

"How accurate are these poll numbers?"

Have you guys seen this one, it's called "The Hamster Dance".

"You got mail" Wow this thing talks!

"Ask the magic box if it knows who will win the election."

Here's that joke about the gorilla that I don't recall saying.

Ok, son. Now what do you call this again? A computer screen?

"No thanks! I don't need a monitor, I'll read my own emails."

Alisha – Raleigh, NC

"Get me to Ebay. I want to place a bid on the presidency"

" It's called a computer , Senator, they began to get popular in the 70's " and now , well you must've seen one sir . "

Hey buddy....can you edit that side of my face, i want American to think that i'm eye candy!

I see you have a typewriter, friend – but why is it attached to this TV?

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

This tv has Google? I thought that was only on the internet.

The straight talk express finally meets the information super-highway...and guess what? Nothing happened.

So, this is the gadget I keep on hearing about? What do you kids call it? Ah, yeah.. a computer

Check out these ratings guys. AC 360 topped Fox news again!

I like the escape key!

Computer: Look John, I can see you're really upset about this.

If I use "Map" will it show me how to get to the nearest restroom is, in this building?

"So........this is how women got the right to equal health care benefits"............

where is the "delete Obama" button?

this would of been really usefull when i was growing upin the 5th century

Get off youtube kid,concetrate to scam Mr and Mrs.Obama

who's been messing with my computer ,were solitairy go ?thats the only thing i know how to do on this machine

How does that escape key work?

go to inbev, do they like me there?

So this is the wave of the future. What ever happened to old fashioned typewriters?

Ahh, guys.....did you get FISA clearance BEFORE we started tracking Obama's overseas trip to Europe?

IT guy: No, Senator McCain, you can't use chalk on the message boards.

When did morse code become obsolete?

What the heck is a "google"?

"They have the internet on computer now?" (Orig. Homer Simpson)

So how do we use this Photoshop software to touch up the left side of my face?

Is that a PC or a "McCaintosh"?

"Show me the turtle man again...I like that guy"

McCain: "What does it mean "Your comment is awaiting moderation"?

You're telling me that Al Gore invented this?! No wonder he got a Nobel Prize!

When asked if he knew what the internet was ,Sen. McCain responded, "Um...um...I really don't have enough information to answer that question."

Wow! This thing is like, is like . . . an Information Superhighway!

Norton Virus , have they found a cure for that yet , or is that one of those Top Secret Programs the CIA has created to protect us from a Terrorist attack ?

Oh, so this is the new iPhone? Kinda big, don't you think?

Young man thinking to himself..."This is the last time I switch my lunch hour with Tom...Dan Quayle last week now this guy."

No, no im looking for the little sticks and the dot that does back and forth.

I thought these things were extinct after Y2K.

So this is the thing that Al Gore brags about inventing?

So this system uses GPS to keep track of your vehicles. Can I get one of these for the STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS?

Wait.. so my website has a BLUE background?

Where does the paper come out?

McCain: What's this?

Computer Pop-Up: Want to find a way to look ten years younger!

McCain: Oh boy, now the kids will love me. I can look 97 again!

What's the big deal about a book with a bunch of faces?

So you use that mouse thing and you can see what they are saying about me? I have to learn how to use these new fangled things.

I don't use Expedia – the only way to travel is on Cindy's private plane

If you squint just like this, it kinda looks like I'm leading in the polls!

How do I get to my campaign website?

Who do you want answering the phone at 3am?

What's on the left side of the screen

How do I check my email again? I have to press which button? I miss the good old days where computers only played pong...

Try making the hair and sideburns longer so I look more like Santa. Then it's a wrap. I like this photo chop.

Linda, NJ

"Is that what I think it is?" A plasma screen TV!

Ahh, guys...do we need FISA clearance before we start tracking Obama's overseas trip to Europe?

No wonder people can't vote on these things... I don't even know how to turn it on!

IM my wife and tell her I'll be home late. Her screen name is CindyPeppermintCandyMcCain.

So which way will Pacman go if I do this?

"If you want me read this , son you need to use capital later "

See....... I keep telling everybody that Czecholoslovakia is still there. It's right there!!!

“Maybe if I keep hitting the delete key, Obama’s web site will disappear.”

Tom Norman
Greensboro, NC

So...this computer device is the reason why Bush is the current President...I like it. Make it happen for me.

Can I buy any votes on eBay?

"I think I'm getting the hang of this..what still bothers me is that you keep pressing the 'left' click on the mouse..why not press the 'right' one more often".

"So this is a computer screen, huh? How does it work?"