The circus is in town? When do Obama and McCain arrive!

Early versions of the straight talk express.

How to make your Los Angeles commute costs only peanuts a day.

Hurry past! You think we can afford these guys needing gas?

India sends relief for L.A.’s high price fuel problem.

Come on down. We have cars, motorcycles, scooters, bicycles and Indian elephants choose the one that matches you style and income.

And they thought they had gas issues

In response to Toyota’s new four-door ‘09 Prius with solar panels, Ford quickly unleashes its’ new four-legged Elephant, with plenty of trunk space.

“Travel by elephant now cheaper than driving.”

In the face of high gas prices, more and more citizens are forced to stampede to work.

You think the price of gas is high, you should see my peanuts bill!

forget the gunky gas here comes cheaper form of transportation.

GOP politician Mitt Romney continues to kiss the backside of fellow Republican John McCain.

We’re gonna show those donkeys a thing or two

Ooops use this one, please:

Come on down. We have cars, motorcycles, scooters, bicycles and Indian Elephants choose the one that matches your style and income.

Forced to compete with the democrats and their Priuses, republicans find more fuel efficient rides to the convention.

Revealing the “New Transportation” that cost only “Peanut’s” per day to run.

Elephant poop make a great bio-fuel

lets keep walking the gas is even higher, lets going to next gas station it might be a little cheaper. they have blame there current president

california

The McCain camp in conjunction with the RNC has sent out envoys across America to compare prices at the pump.

I don’t care about the elephants, I just want to see how the “Clown Car” can hold so many passengers! Talk about your “Car Pooling!”

With gas prices this high these days, one can only protest by driving their elephant.

You want gas? We have gas. Oh boy! do we have gas.

I know we are trying every way to beat the high price of gas but this is ridiculus. Can you imagine what the elephants leave on the streets will do to the street sweepers? Talk about gunky build up. The ultimate GOP mobile.

One Elephant to the Other:

Now finally these humans have realised who the original SUV’s are. Our stock is going to go up in no time.

The latest gas-saving model: the elephant.

Their trunks are packed and ready to go, but they can’t afford the gas to get there.

And you thought hay dropping below $4.89 a bale wouldn’t affect you

Josh Bowman Charlotte, NC

I tell you,the food prices,the gas prices,the economy,it’s a circus out here…

The streets came to a standstill by the sight of elephants passing gas.

Angry elephants march in protest today in LA, because the gas prices have driven’ up the cost of peanuts.

Suffice to say that we (the elephants) are now back in business…. Whew, we thought the autos were going to take over the world!

Raja
Thousand Oaks, CA

I’m a little nervous, I heard they have a lot of democRATS over here

Good thing we run on peanuts

“Stop gunky build -up? It’s a little to late for that, someone better get the shovel.

OR

Clean-up on Main St

(in my best Rodney Dangerfield) Yeah,times are getting hard…..hard,I tell you,…..it use to be when times were hard you ran away to the circus,now it comes and pick you up…

Watch out for the oncoming donkeys!

Crashproof, Ample trunk space, Best Mileage in its class, Zero emission !

Bow to the 2008 Elephanta. Now leasing for 250 Bananas per month for qualified Humans.

Watch Out Democrats!!!!!!! Republicans are coming………

Mascots for the Republican party, start the onward trek to the convention..Hopefully, the big tent will arrive on schedule.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Lets stop guys…this stuff will help “Stop gunky build up.”

The high gas prices are causing everybody to take a walk on the wild side.

Not much of a trunk space, but these babies will get you where your going.

“Stop Gunky Build-Up???” aren’t peanuts fiber enough?

Now I understand why we couldn’t drive the SUV Look at the price of gas!

Sen. Mccain’s new straight talk express……..does not need any fuel, just peanuts!!!!.

where are those clowns who made gas so costly you guys have to walk

Even elephants are opting to walk these days due to sky rocketing gas prices.

Just a couple of gals out on the town.

To save the company, GMC is rolling out it’s 2009 models early which use only bio-fuels and have plenty of trunk room.

Hey, You’re paying 5.10 a gallon and you’re calling me Dumbo!

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

The new “SmartCars” - they get better gas mileage, can see past traffic jams, and cost just peanuts a day. Problem is - they only come in one color.

it’s better than paying for gas

do you think this station sells peanut oil for our snack?

The ideal vehicles of the future. They make their own gas, compost, run on peanuts and even have trunks.

Carmen Toronto Canada

OOh look, the Republicans are in town!

Elephant 1-What are we gonna do about the democRATS?
Elephant 2-Don’t worry, I heard this place has an ex-terminator

The elephants are great to save money on gas, but the gas used to clean up their “gunky build up” on the streets will be a shocker.

IN A RARE SHOW OF UNITY, HOUSE REPUBLICANS GO OUT TO REVIEW GAS PRICES AT THE PUMP.

first elephant says to the second: ‘ Almost $5 a gallon for gas! Give me a can of beans and I’ll give you all the gas you need for free!’

Republicans march toward the gay district and tackle immigration, campaign finance reform and the economy.

Furniture & Decorative Arts district, mexican restaurant, gunky build-up, and cost of gas

Toyota presents it’s newest fuel-efficient car.

Los Angeles unveils a new taxi service to combat high gas prices.

The circus rolls out a new energy plan.

Gas nears five bucks a gallon. Animals gathering two by two.

I think we are in big trouble!

Stop gunky build-up use “Peanuts” in the Shell. You’ll get gas for a lot less than 489.9 a gallon.

I would hate to be the street sweeper following those animals

Due to the high gas prices, even the elephants can’t afford a lift.

No, ladies and gentlemen, the signs on the right actually represent your new weekly grocery bill if you purchase the latest fad in transportation…

old Republican mascots meet new Republican legacy.

That T-shirt always gets me wound up when I type these… Rephrase:

Now, all we need is the Insane Clown Posse!

Much better.

Timothy Nelson
Hopkins, Minnesota

Republicans trying to help the gas crisis by making their mascots walk to the convention. 1,200 miles and 1,500 peanuts to go.

Future fossil fuels being brought in at a much earlier stage of decomposition than ever seen before.

The elephants marching in protest when hearing that used peanut oil is used to make fuel.

Traveling with junk in the trunk

Tacos, Elephants and Gas…methane run cars are on the way!

GM unveils their new S.U.V, now with a bigger “trunk”.

The Bush campains tries to create a distraction so no one will notice the gas prices.

The Republicans send out two superdelegates to go after a certain somebody’s nuts.

Aref
Cape Cod, MA

WOW! Look at those gas prices. I guess P.T. Barnum was right,” There is a SUCKER born every minute.”

The Republican Pachyderm Alive and Kicking

Cindy…Ga.

Democratic party leaders march to protest rising prices at the pump.

The economy is bound to turn around with the introduction of these new fuel-efficient vehicles

President Bush’s last attempt at alternative fuel before his term ends.

Everyone prays that Dumbo and Dumbo-er don’t feel like doing some cardio this morning!

In light of current gas prices, John McCain unveils the latest rendition of the “Straight Talk Express.”

I wish I could “Forget” I ever saw these gas prices.

Ringling who? We are on our way to the Republican national convention!

Alternative transportation and methane gas all in one package!

The elephants have shown their own “gunky build up” all over the streets of LA.

To hell with these gas prices, I’m getting myself a couple of crazy elephants and joining the circus!

EJ - Cincinnati, OH

Hay powered vehicles make a comeback as fuel prices soar.

Who painted these pink elephants brown??? Call PETA!

With the rising prices of fuel, Shell calls to methane gas specialists for assistance.

One of the perks of travel by elephant - no traffic.

“Look! They want us to get rid of our gunky build up!”

Elephants march to protest their unlicensed association with the GOP.

Barnum & Bailey and Ford have teamed up and unveiled a new concept car, of what they are calling “the elephant”. While they boast that this vehicle runs on “peanuts”, word on the street is that Honda is working on a similar design but will run on “BS gas price excuses”, in which there is an abundance of.

To protest against high fuel prices, the Republican Party let loose a herd of elephants in downtown L.A. today.

“Hey Herb, the beach is left at the corner - what can they do - we’ll be back in plenty of time for “The Greatest Show on Earth”.”

If elephants had a corn-based diet they would have to cancel the circus.

hey, where is the gunky build-up removal guy………

Hey…what are they staring at? We may have big trunks but we come with WAY less baggage.

Cindy…Ga.

Elephant’s on display in L. A.

You want cheap gas? I’ll give you some cheap gas!

New York, NY

Just follow me, Ican’t take another Taco.

Sorry…that should read:

The answer to the joke ” What has 2 tails, 2 trunks,8 feet and passes gas?”

We’re no Dumbos,look what these clowns are charging for gas.

Hey…you think you’ve got problems atleast you’re not working for peanuts!

Cindy…Ga.

Yep Larry, the price is high by my miles per pound still beats even the best hybrid

Dirty elephants taking an early stroll to their nearest car wash.

It doesn’t matter what kind of trunk you have - no one can afford the gas to haul it around!

$5 a gallon - that’s it, I’m leaving this party….where are those donkeys?

Republican mascots escape and run amuck in the streets of LA.

Which will you find most “Memorable” about today? Elephant’s walking down the middle of the street, or the GAS PRICES.

$4.89 for regular? That ain’t peanuts!

New York, NY

Check out my new 2009 Elephant! It gets awesome gas mileage…I mean peanut mileage!

No, Gert! We are not lost and I am NOT stopping at the gas station and asking for directions.

We need blue collar democrat to vote Barrack Obama next president! we need him to save gas, oil, peanuts, hybird cars, trucks, and buses will be low prices.

Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Shell finally reveals the secret ingredients they use in their premium gas.

EJ - Cincinnat, OH

With gas prices near $5 a gallon, Californians practice alternative means of transportation.

No Dumbo, you can’t vote for Obama; you know we’re Republicans.

High gas prices have really created a circus around town.

EJ - Cincinnat, OH

A couple of republicans canvas for votes in LA.

hey, where is the gunky build-up removal guy…..

Pineville, La.

We are on Planet in Peril with Anderson Cooper and Jeff Corwin!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Overwhelming evidence indicates that the ringleader of this economic
3-ring circus is, in fact, Dumbo, who has been walking a thin line and a tightrope for more than seven years. Word on the street: he’s simply nuts.

Forget about gas prices, we are heading to the Democratic Convention where there is unity. Just what we need.

And the trek to the Republican convention begins!

UNLIKE DEMOCRATS THESE REPUBLICANS HAVE TO BE LEADED AROUND AND TOLD WHICH WAY TO GO.

Next in line is Courtney Love.

I bet they get better gas mileage than my Hummer

I would really like to stop! But I see cheaper gas prices up ahead! Sorry!

High octane “passing” through!

And the term MPP (Miles per Peanut) enters common usage.

Even the police are testing cheaper forms of transportation! These models even include extra backup!

Put an elephant in your tank!

Elephant in the back: “These people are crying about high gas prices, try walking behing my friend’s awful smelling rear for 18 hours just to walk 3 blocks”.

What are these people doing in the road??? Don’t they know they belong in the zoo?

Who started playing Jumanji again?

“AND WE CAN NOW SEE JOHN MCCAINS NEW ECONOMIC ADIVSORS ARRIVING IN TOWN.”

ART LAZAR
PHOENIX, AZ

The elephants take a break and grab some Tacos before the show-”Gas” is a lot cheaper to get on that side of the street.

Were here to “Crush” high gas prices.

I’ve heard the roads in LA are a circus but this is ridiculous!

Would gas prices be lower if we were donkeys?
Alan Brick, Victoria, BC, Canada

In an effort to get more Californians to vote Republican, John and Cindy McCain don elephant costumes and walk through the streets of LA.

Gas Crisis? What Gas Crisis?

L.A. approves elephant parade permit, confident that if anything does go wrong, someone in India can offer tech support.

Tom
Nashville, TN

“Hey you politicians, why don’t you add walking to your plan for energy efficiency? Its what we do.”

aw!, if only we has tusks, we could have offered it in exchange for gas for these poor poor people!

Gone are the days when you could fill your tank up for peanuts.

Stacy, New York, NY

Highlite reel material for John McCain’s energy plan.

Queen Creek,AZ

I liked our jungle better

In an effort to appease Anderson Copper, the elephant from Planet in Peril returns Jeff Corwin’s arm.

Dan,

“n an effort to appease Anderson Copper, the elephant from Planet in Peril returns Jeff Corwin’s arm.

That is BAD! For shame!

John and Cindy McCain don elephant costumes and canvas the streets of LA.

Alternative transportation?? Nooo, run Forrest, run!

Congress refused to do anything to lower the gas prices, so it was time to call in the elephants!

EJ - Cincinnati, OH

Vote for Obama???
Vote for McCain???
I’m voting for the Genghis Khan/Hannibal ticket!

In an effort to appease Anderson Cooper, the elephant from Planet in Peril returns Jeff Corwin’s arm.

The Republican Party is in town for the gas price circus!

G.O.P. now stands for Gas Over-Priced!

Regular gas: $4.89. Elephant gas: priceless.

The circus is coming, the circus is coming….No it’s the GOP Convention coming to St Paul.

“Make a right.” “Too late, I’m in the wrong lane.”

You’re not looking at the gas prices are you? Mission accomplished.

Walk…everyone is doing it.

Ringling Brothers reveals their new plan to keep Paris Hilton off of the streets of LA.

EJ - Cincinnati, OH

Los Angeles is now the leading producer of “Gas”, American drivers find relief, as do the elephants.

Lou Dobbs was right. It was easy to get into America.

The elephants took part in national ride to work day ,too.

Let’s see if we can get a 2-for-1 car wash, actually, make it elephant wash!

No thats what I call carpooling!

Gas prices can be compared to the sizes of these elephants

Two elephants stretch their legs after being cooped up in their Volkswagen on their trip to stomp out burning ducks.

These aren’t REAL elephants! It’s only John and Cindy strutting the ONLY “I’m patriotic, I love America” attire.

Two elephants commuting to work one hoof at a time

Imagine the road rage if you tried to cut off one of these guys.

The streets in L.A. are just a zoo during the morning commute.

LA is a zoo…

Well, lets get the carravan ready have a Grand Ole Time!

Safari-ing at the pump

Bumper sticker on the last elephant’s backside reads: If you’re close enough to read this message, then you’re close enough for me to become your hood ornament.

Q: Why did the elephants cross the road?

A: To avoid the stampede of ever increasing gas prices

EJ - Cincinnati, OH

P.T. Barnum? I wanted a P. T. Cruiser

Q: What was the elephant doing on the road?

A: About 5 mph

Cindy…Ga.

Don’t worry – this is just temporary. When gas prices go down we’ll be riding in style again.

Powered by peanuts and biodegradable emissions…the Republicans finally address the gas crisis and the environment.

Elephants are the latest victims of the gas prices..let’s hope the tigers aren’t following behing them.

Powered by peanuts and biodegradable emissions…the Republicans finally address the gas crisis and the environment.
Winnipeg, Canada

Mitt Romney positions himself behind McCain for the Vice Presidential nomination.

One benefit of record gas prices…New forms of transpertation with lots of trunk space.

Republicians campaigning for the need of off-shore drilling

Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey Circus is proud to present It’s Newest Attraction. “Hillary’s Flying Monkey’s”

What will it cost for a ride?

Elefantasizing alternate fuel options in Lost Angeles

The G.O.P. is now giving away its mascots as alternate modes of transportation to help Americans cope with high gas prices.

Even the mascots of the GOP continue to ignore gas prices.

Hopeful VP candidates take to the streets of LA.

How can the circus save some money on gas? Get a “surge” of elephants and tell them to march.

Police traffic cam picks up two elephants running a red light.

2009 hybrid SUV, only 2 bails of straw per day!!

Just another day in downtown LA!

EJ - Cincinnati, OH

With gas prices theses days…. I give you transportation of the future.

Does this mean the Republicans are going to solve the gas problem?

They pay us in Peanuts..
How much Peanubts can you buy for $5.09??

Who needs a gas tax holiday when you have elephants - no gas needed, only gas produced.

Wow. I don’t remember gas prices being this high the last time we were here

Go to the Taco’s Restaurant on the left, the gas will be cheaper.

Some in the tank, some in the trunk?

The republicans rampaging through liberal cities.

Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli arrive at the Stomach-Staples Centre for gastric bypass surgery.

McCain’s gas tax holiday proposal in action!

It all looks like an animal created by the Republic National Commitee.

And following, comes Obama, cleaning up after the Republicans.

“Hah! You think you’ve got gas!”

I’m telling you….Republicans have the right of way……

Angelinos, tired of the atrocious gas prices in the city, look for new and more fuel effiecient methods of transportation in Los Angeles.

Cheney and Bush headed for the Hague.

The all new hybrid. Large trunk, and fills up on peanuts!

$4.89 a gallon, good thing I run on peanuts!

Now here’s a solution to rising gas prices. :]

Ringling Bros.’s offer of two full grown elephants for a tank of gas was rejected by local gas station, citing unfair trade.

Forget fossil fuels, the new Republican venture… Peanut Oil!

McCain considers Sabu for a running mate.

ELEPHANTS:

Family Pet - Transpotation - Fertilizer for Vegetable Garden - Income from Sale of Excess Fertilizer - ALL IN ONE.

Cost: Hay - Feed - Large Shovel - Burlap Bags for Storing Fertilizer

Who needs cars and gasoline?
We put the ECO in ECONEMY!

Stop gunky build up. Buy and elephant.

In an effort to make LA smell better, elephants are brought in to crap all over the streets.

“Honey, Do these skyrocketing fuel prices make my butt look big?”

GREAT GAS GIVAWAY get an elephant with $100purchase

Look at what they pay for gas! We get peanuts for ours!

Looks like the Republican convention is just a few clowns short of a circus.

Cindy…Ga.

With peanuts for pay, I guess we’re walking on this trip!

{1 elephant talking to the other elephant} I can’t take it anymore. The gas prices here are even crazier than the celebrities!

EJ - Cincinnati, OH

Remind me not to let any horses come to these towns, we’ll be out of business in no time.

I told you it is cheaper to feed us than an SUV!

One elephant to the next, “The Gas Gods Must Be Crazy”.

The next phase in hybrid transportation, something that runs on peanuts.

“Honey do you see that?”
“I do see it…who’d believe gas is $5 a gallon!”

Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli arrive at the Stomach-Staples Centre for gastric bypass surgery.

AFC in Toronto - you are just wrong! Be glad you’re in Toronto!

Republicans using the “Staple Center Bypass” to ignore the high cost of petroleum.

With rising gas prices, new modes of transportation may produce more toxic emissions.

Don’t ignore the real elephant in this photo. The gas price of $4.89 for regular.

“Trunk’in…I’m a go’in home…whoa whoa baby, back where I belong…What a long strange trip it’s been…Just Trunk’in.”

The GOP will never forget what cost them the election in 2008.

One elephant to the next, “The Gas Gods Must Be Crazy”.

Foreclosure now hitting the circus.

$5.09 a gallon! Who are they calling Dumbo?

Cheney’s secret weapons for fighting the Iranians have arrived for their R & R before shipping out; why not? It worked for Hannibal!

New patrol unit cracks down on gas guzzling SUVs.

Elephants are suffering from the economy too. No more “working for peanuts” they head to town to get a ‘real” job. Have you seen the price of gas lately?

Gas station turning to alternative fuels after elephants visit taco shop.

Trunkers in L.A. protest high gas prices.

GM’s new line of SUVs.

I don’t care if there’s a garage right there, I won’t stop and ask for directions. We may have taken a wrong turn, but I know exactly where we are.

Back to square one, animals for transportaion. Maybe our ancestors were not behind the times after all.

New traffic cam catches red light violators.

Once again, the republicians are bypassing the economic issues affecting our country.

Hey Dumbo. Lets get some tacos and make some cheap gas.

Gas prices in Los Angeles made the elephants look small !!

Many scientists believe elephant dung could be an important source of fuel in the future, but it remains to be seen whether it can stop gunky build-up!

Regular Gas: $4.89
Plus Gas: $4.99
V-Power Gas: $5.09

Finally getting the invite to the Republican National Convention: Priceless.

Hey, why are those elephants crossing the road? I guess it was the chickens day off.

Police close down street after elephants visit Taco shop

In an effort to make LA smell better, elephants are brought in to defacate on the streets.

I know that we must search for alternative transportation systems but I think we’re headed the wrong way.

” EJ (USA) July 16th, 2008 6:28 pm ET

Kirstie Alley and Valerie Bertinelli arrive at the Stomach-Staples Centre for gastric bypass surgery.

AFC in Toronto - you are just wrong! Be glad you’re in Toronto! ”

I’m overjoyed that I’m in Toronto! Trust me. As a matter of fact, I’m circulating a petition in Washiington to have the American national anthem changed from the Star Spangled Banner to “Dueling Banjos.”

Fed up with high gas prices, a couple of LA big wigs decide to join the circus.

EJ - Cincinnati, OH

{1 elephant talking to the other elephant} I can’t take it anymore! The gas prices here are even crazier than the celebrities!

EJ - Cincinnati, OH

Are “Nut’s” the only thing elephant’s and Jesse Jackson have on their minds.

V-power gas - only $5.09? That’s peanuts to us!

GOP alternative concept transportation noses around L.A.

Bush and Cheney leaving office January 2009 singing: “Texas we will go, Texas we will go… Hi Ho the Dairy O ~ Texas we will go.”

Anti-weight watchers: at least three in the view - the elephants, the gas prices and the taco bell

Accusations of denial have finally forced the White House to discuss rising gas prices, and the media circus surrounding Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Due to inflation and foreclosures, the two elephants in the room had to find other suitable housing.

I’ve heard traffic in LA is a circus but this is ridiculous!

Nobody walks in LA, unless they can outweigh.

The rising gas prices has forced many alternate forms of transportation.

If you can’t afford to drive to the circus. The circus will come to you.

With gas prices that high, you’ humans will be better off walking with us.