Dr.Ruth 's bringing doggie's sexy back!

Dr Ruth does what she can to promote "doggy-style"...

My caption for the picture: "Yes, I threw them... but this is de first time ze balls brought back ze dog!:

Hey..who says old people can't do it doggy style?

Cindy...Ga.

Hey Snoop's not the only one that is doggin around!

Cindy...Ga.

Dr. Ruth extends her advice giving to include the real doggy style.

Sheri V
Albuquerque, NM

MCain's VP?

Dr.Ruth proves that you can teach dogs new tricks!

I'm here to promote my new show...the Dog Whisperer...the rated R version.

Cindy...Ga.

Even dogs need lovin'!

Cindy...Ga.

Dr. Ruth confirms that the best way really is "doggie style".

In a shaky voice: Ooohhh my, I hope they dont think this is a satire......... I just really like snoopy here........

'Because I'm so short everyone talks down to me... so I went a bit "Jesse" and neutered the dog...they're in my purse...wanna see?"

Dr. Ruth counseling a patient that is having a RUFF time dealing with his recent neutering.

Dr. Ruths Interpretation of men in relationships

Sebastian....Ansonia, CT

Dr. Ruth proudly shows off her dog who she affectionately named "Kegel".

Pant ! Pant ! Pant ! Whattaya say we go hump some legs?

" WOOF ! ", said the dog.

Sex-thearpy for dogs Dr.Ruth 's motto doggie -see doggie -do.

Give the dog a pair of glasses and give Dr Ruth a denta-bone and you' would be hard pressed to tell hem apart.

Sparky, not being into bondage, resists Dr. Ruth's attempts to put a collar and leash on him.

Dr Ruth is confident that she can cure John McCain's Viarga fear.

Dr. Ruth's the new sexpert for dogs. I can teach them everything I know about sexual delights.

Dr. Ruth has a new show called Sex for Dogs 101.

When your sex life is gone to the dogs – call Dr. Ruth.

Kathy, Canada

Celebrities accessories with babies.. this is mine.

"Hey lady, after the talk we just had I'm glad I got Neutered"

Dr. Ruth says: I'll be leaving my fortune to this little doggie.

I just sold my sold my Dog Sparky for $5
I'm so excited I can finally buy a Gallon of Gas.
Thanks President Bush things are going good arn't they!!

Dr. Ruth and her new best friend point out that although our economy is ruff right now, we need to paws and remember the good things in life.

Smile even when your sex life is gone to the dogs!

Kathy, Canada

Dr. Ruth tries to teach old dogs to turn new tricks, kind of like what Bush is trying to do for McCain.

So, this is the lady who’s cashing in by giving away secrets on all my best moves. She won’t be smiling so much after she hears from my lawyers.

Dr.Ruth and the Tramp!

...and rrremember, a little peanut butter goes a long vay.

What this dog had to do to earn its snausage must never be spoken.

Who knows...perhaps Fido can teach Dr. Ruth a few new tricks!!

Dr. Ruth and assistant demonstrate the doggie condom.

Grandma that's NOT your dog!

"Even zee old dog can learn zee new trick-dat is why I continue to support zee "McCainine" campaign!"

And for adopting a pet today, you'll get a Free Lifesize cardboard cut- out of Dr. Ruth!!

Dr.Ruth's sex-pert advice throws doggies a real bone!

This old dog taught me some new tricks!

If you can't get a date...get a pooch !

Kathy, Canada

When the dog looks prettier than you.. it's time to see another doctor.

You sure can teach an old dog new tricks!

Dr. Ruth says "Woman's Best Friend has four legs, not three!"

Dr. Ruth has decided to teach a new breed of dog some "tricks"

"Yes we have the same hair color, same eyes, same smile, same sex life," life is good admits Dr. Ruth.

Dr. Ruth does her part in the war on "terrier".

The Dog says" Doctor Ruth is my therapist because she lets me on the couch"

Animal Planet unveils its programming plans for Sweeps Week.

That's it, lady, just keep smiling for the camera while I leave this little "backstage souvenir" in your purse.

Not letting her expertise go to waste, Dr. Ruth announces her new venture..dog breeding.

Birds do it ! Bees do it ! Even dogs who have fleas do it !

You Americans no longer need my advice.
You're getting completely screwed all the time, now !

Dr. Ruth poses for a picture in an effort to prove to people that she is still alive.

Always keep your partner on a tight leash.

And they called it puppy love.

Life is good and friendship is awesome when one brings the eyes and the other brings neck to the relationship.
Got it?

Carbondale 62901
Illinois

While supporting the adoption of shelter animals, Dr. Ruth admits she's there to announce her new R-rated broadway production.

Sexpert Dr. Ruth is quick to confirm that all the shelter animals up for adoption are neutered.

Tonight's episode... at the 'tail end' of the hour... Dr. Ruth will discuss what "Doggy Style" is all about...

Dr. Ruth tries out McCain's new rally cry .....
"Da ist no need to fear – Unter Dog ist here!"

In human years the dog is equivalent to Dr. Ruth's age.

Dr. Ruth announces that she is adopting this dog because he's very eager and feisty – just the way she likes her men.

Anderson !

Here is My Try:

"It Might Look Like I am "robbing the cradle", But In Dog years we're the same age"

Joseph T
Rochester, New York

I've always told you ladies you've got to get a "big dog" to stay satisfied.

"If you like my doggie and you think Im sexy, "

I'm bringing sexy back

Go figure, I'm the sex expert and this dog's getting more action than I am!

Following her own advise to be more open to sexploration, Dr. Ruth announces her engagement to Bengi's younger brother, Banger.

A Scottish Terrier poses with a German Westheimer.

Dr. Ruth announces her new broadway project could only star one person whose work she truly admired – Daniel Radcliffe

The Dogs smiling now, I hope he knows what comes next!

I'm not sure what breed the dog on the right is, but the one on the left is a German Westheimer.

And they call it "Puppy" Love!

Kathy, Canada

A good trim, good training, and a little discipline makes us all smile, see? Your "inner beastie" will be loyal and everyone is happy. Ha!

Dr Ruth demonstrates how to keep dogs and Bill Clinton on a leash. Are you listening Hillary.

Dr Ruth demonstrates how to keep all gung ho political supporters on a leash. Jessie are you listening?

Dr. Ruth endorsing the second most widely-publicized neutering of the month.

Dr Ruth using her pooch, Jesse Jackson ,demonstrate how to keep a dog (or preacher) on a leash.

Thanks for the advice doc, but Rev. Jackson had me neutered last week.

THIS IS PARIS HILTON IN 20 YEARS FROM NOW...

Despite the slumping economy, Dr. Ruth reminds people that a snappy outfit can get you lucky.

According to Dr. Ruth, Sparky was, "talking down" to other puppies.

I would write a new book if only I could convince California to get a marriage law for gay dogs.

It's just like raising a pet. Satisfy his needs, and keep him on a short leash!

Dr. Ruth decides to support her local Republican candidate.
"Sure, he's a dirty filthy dog, and he poops all over the environment, and he's pretty stupid," said Dr. Ruth, "but he's a pretty brain-washable mutt - just like Republican voters –and I think he will be good on terrorism."

When Dr. Ruth overhears the term "flip-flop", she admits she needs to do more research in her own field of expertise.

No Ruth, taking photo ops with small dogs does not make you look like Paris Hilton.

Ryan, Atlanta

Dr.Ruth leaves Broadway Barks after adopting a dog AND his best friend!

Look for my new book: "It all comes down to scent: what your dog can teach you about sex."

Dr. Ruth explains that owning a dog can keep you active and healthy, but admits there are other ways of getting a workout.

To all the hard working cowgirls out there -
try having a little doggie once in a while. It's relaxing !

"Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?"

Kathy, Canada

Leashes can be used at any age to spark the romance

"Dr. Ruth explains that this was not what doggie style was supposed to be about."

Jumping on the popularity of canine-reality T.V. , Dr. Ruth promotes her new talk show, "Old Dogs Can Learn new Tricks"

"Ven I do eet doggie-style, I mean dat I sleep all day on da couch"...

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Dr. Ruth has a solid background in psychology, medicine, philosophy, anthropology, and the arts. So, in other words, she has no place in the American South! They lent her a seeing-eye dog to escort her the heck out of Texas.

Henry Kissinger lands an agreement with a Russian terrier

No ruth you cant feel young with the dog because it has the same color hair and wrinkles as you!!

Buckley quickly gave up the title of "Man's" best friend, when he learned he was going home to 3 female poodles.

Q: Who is this dog's favorite comedian?
A: McCain- "Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno."

Dr. Ruth will use any platform to voice her concern for the sex life of American people and remind that Viagra is still coverd by most insurance companies.

Wow, here's proof! I guess Pets really do grow to look like their owners.

Dr. Ruth's new sexpert advice for canines: Always have a bone to pick.

GET yourself a DOG or CAT and save yourself all the SEX trouble ... TRUST me.

I know.

"I vill show you now how to make any dog howl at zee moon."

"It's a dog eat dog world Dr. Ruth explains~

Dr.Ruth trys to explain
Men-O-Paws
What is that ?

sexpert Dr. Ruth likes it RUFF!

Dr. Ruth explains, " Some like it Ruff!"

I bet you don't get pictures taken like this Sue!

A dog's best friend is his woofers and tweeters according to Dr.Ruth.

He won't be so happy after he finds out where I intend to put this stick.
Dave
Glen Burnie, Maryland

Grandma Bush welcomes her newest grandchild – George W. "Hey," said Grandma Bush, "this guy's about as stupid as they come. So who cares if he's completely useless – as long as he enriches our family and all of our oil buddies! I don't understand why the American taxpayers have a problem with him looting the treasury the way he does..it's the American way! God Bless the Bush family – oops, I mean God Bless America!"

During dog days of summer Dr. Ruth explains the difference between a "hotdog" and a "hot" dog!

Watermelon put this smile on my face

Dr. Ruth is clear on her belief that "a good president needs to have a good sex life" – that's why she's voting for Obama.

It's nice to switch things up a bit

Proof that people really can be the spitting image of their pooches.

"Bark three times if you want me!"

"Sit, stay, down, roll over. All important commands for man's best friend as well a a man in bed."

When asked about the best aphrodisiac, Dr. Ruth explained "An Obama speech does it for me, I love it when a man talks politics".

Woofie!

The #1 name on Dr. Ruth's will

" Is there a groomer in the house?"

Dr. Ruth explains that watching McCain speak really doesn't put her in the mood, but rather reach for a cigarette.

"I'de rather kiss the dog"

Dr. Ruth demonstrates the best way to control a dog. It was taught to her by large corporations and private interests who have been handling the mainstream media the same way for years.

" Just like your doggie, a lick is an important gesture of love"

'Is mange an STD?"

what is a nice jewish dog talking to america'sfavorite sex therapist about?

When asked why she loves dogs so much, Dr. Ruth said, "For them it's anytime, anywhere and something I live by".

If Obama and McCain can tweak their rhetoric, so can I: Ruth – out, Doolittle – in

Here is the role-model for many – no Dr. Ruth advice needed.

dr.ruth global warming may be hazerdous to your health

"Heavy petting?"

Dr. ruth he says the microchip proves he does not belong to you

Dr. Ruth is clearly the wrong person to call when you need to control the pet population.

all they said was get someone your own age.

I love my domestic partner so much I've changed my name to Dr. Ruff!

"Remember to help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered – really I mean it"

I guess owners DO start looking like their pets after awhile.

(Not to be taken in a bad way, I like Dr. Ruth. But if you look long enough, the smile and everything.............)

"I love Bad Dogs!"

With the ongoing success of reality TV, some networks experiment with increasingly bizarre concepts for new shows, like Animal Planet's new program for mature dog-lovers.

Dr. Ruth contemplates naming her new dog.
"Hmmm...he's opportunistic, he's got a beard, he's got 'company-boy' written all over him, he avoids direct eye contact with Michael Moore, Jesse Ventura, or Ron Paul...I think I'll call him Wolf Blitzer!"

Dr. Ruth says the only way to ensure safe sex, is to keep him on a very tight leash.

Q: What will happen when this dog goes to the Democratic Convention?
A: It will cry "Unity."

A glimpse of what's to come for Paris and Tinkerbell.

why are you smiling? I am going to run away before you put the chip under my ear

Have you smooched your pooch today?

Dr Ruth proving even at her age she can attract hot dogs.

When asked if she sees any sexual tension between Hillary and Bill, Dr. Ruth declined to comment.

It's a doggie dog world when it comes to Dr. Ruth's expertise in sex, even the pooch is getting into the act.

We all have a little "Animal Instinct" in us, when it comes to sex.

Unfortunately Dr. Ruth's practice has gone to the dogs

if you want to feel good buy a puppy call your grandma do not buy stocks

Seen here with husband Jack Russel, Dr. Ruth explains that the longevity of the marriage should now be evident.

Deborah, Seattle

Rover ,Rover, roll me over. I'm getting some tonight!

Dr. Ruth Whispers in the Ear of the Clinton's New Pet, "Remember to Be Good to Your New Owners , HILLARY Needs a New Best Friend and BILL'S not the ONLY DOG in the FAMILY"

So Jesse, how do you like being in the "Dog House?"

Remember: To try and give your mate what they want, or you may end up in the "Dog House."

And here is the fabulous co-author of my new book, "Yo Dawg! How To Put A Little Bark Back In The Bedroom."

Just goes to prove ... dogs are colorblind

And here is the fabulous co-author of my new book, “Yo Dawg! How To Put A Little Bark Back In The Bedroom.”

TJ, Michigan

" I don't want no darn eggs!! I want meat and potatoes!!!!"

It's not the fox terrier that should be on the leash, it's the people at FOX news.

Dr. Ruth finally reveals her muse: Ruff Ruth!

"No. It's Westheimer, not Westminster."

Get me and Sue Johanson (Sex Talk) together, and we could make a Marine "Blush"

What? You are in need of sex therapy? Problem with bondage and you need new moves? Take my number and call me tomorrow.

Can you imagine what their children would look like?

Dr. Ruth got busy nine months ago and now welcomes Baby Ruth!

They both smiled when the cameraman said "Bone!"

Dr. Ruth expands her expertize to the canine.

Mr. Muffins knew the only way he could sell his future kid's pictures for $1 million dollars, was if he got some help from Dr. Ruth.

Yes, yes, yes... I luvah the pooch!!

Mr. Muffins knew the only way he could sell his future kid’s pictures for $1 million dollars, was if he got some help from Dr. Ruth.

"Shagalicious!"

Disappointed organizers couldn't locate a "Weinheimer" for the photo so they settle for a "Westheimer" instead.

Which one is doctor Ruth?

The old dog and her canine companion on the red carpet at Broadway Barks.

Dr. Ruth showing off her new business partner and movie star as she plans on branching into a new sex ed video series for dogs. I guess when you get this old, all you have left is your lap dog.

Dr Ruth puts on a brave face right after the dog decided to water the flowers...

Dr. Ruth and her companion find true puppy love.

Hey Dr. Ruth can you give me some tips on how to romance that cute little poodle over there?

You gotta love those sidewalk hot dog vendors!

Dr. Ruth's Tip Of The Day: To keep your 'little guy' healthy, give him lots of exercise!

Take the picture, will ya – my dogs are barking!

Dr. Ruth helps find a great dog for Obama's kids if he wins the election-they're even trying to teach it to "fist-bump"

Is this the new downward dog position?

Dr. Ruth explains to canines everywhere, "You can tell your partner a lot by the tone of your bark!"

"Woman's Best Friend?": This photo taken just minutes before Fido unfortunately mistakes Dr. Ruth for a garden.

Posing for a picture at the 10th annual doggie lookalike competetion

Dr. Ruth's first lesson–HOW TO BURY A BONE

The dog is wondering if the gas chamber at the pound is still an option.

Who let the dogs out? Woof...Woof...Woof!

Dog...wishing it was more "Ruth"less !!

Kathy, Canada

(cue music) Who let the dogs out? Ruth...Ruth...Ruth,Ruth

First two cast members of the next Surreal Life reality tv show announced: Dr. Ruth and Eddie from Frasier.

Who says you cant teach adults new "doggy" tricks?

I said I like it 'Rough' not 'Ruff'!

Spice up your dog's sex life with a flowery shirt and handbag!

Per Dr. Ruth: "Add a leash to collar to make him holler!"

Dr.Ruth: Speak!
Dog: Woof!
Dr.Ruth: Shake your hand!
Dog: (shake took Dr. Ruth's hand)
Dr. Ruth: Here is your treat!
Dog: ( stand up and eat treat)
Dr Ruth: Good boy! great job! I am proud of you! here is your reward! (medal)
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Leashes... Barking... Just like the callers to my radio show!!

Is this another satire attempt by the NewYorkers ?

Sure, it's okay if he barks. Whatever you both enjoy, and remember it's not bestiality unless he growls.

You lady's should know, when you want to get your dog up, just give your dog a bone!

Dr. Ruth is trying to fit in, like Paris Hilton, with her new pooch.

Dr. Ruth poses with Jesse Jackson’s dog, Barack. Jackson says the dog has promised never to talk down to black people again – so Jackson has reconsidered his position on neutering the dog.

How often do you get a photo of Dr. Ruth and Alex Rodriguez together.

Of course I'm too old for him...but he makes me laugh.....

I've heard of robbing the cradle, but robbing the kennel ?

"Oh dear...I hope I don't catch fleas."

Oh yes, it has been a while since I was active in giving advice but
today, I announce my new business; doggy motels where the canines
consumate their , well, you know.

Dr. Ruth unveils her new line of designer poop bags and a canine model lines up to demonstrate.

Each was silently thinking..."This is DEFINITLY my last blind date!"

Nancy Pelosi's day off.

I was looking for Barack Obama and got Bark O-rama instead

I'm actually here to promote my new dog neuterer Jesse Jackson

Dr. Ruth has had it with humans, she has gone to the dogs.

If your partner, like your dog, sniffs you in a funny place, don't laugh.

Dr. Ruth demonstrates her new doggie "style".

This is the last time i try to find somebody on match.com

I thought thid was a dress-up event for people, not for doggies. My doggy enjoys a little fun now and then–a little dress-up never hurt anyone

"where's Betty White"

Dr. Ruth at the launch of the Lady and the Tramp Director's Cut, featuring the previously censored post-spaghetti scenes.

You zee, neutering does not take away happiness.

After spending a lifetime explaining how to love unconditionally, no matter how your partner looks or even if he/she has bad breath, Dr. Ruth has concluded," Oh hell, just get a dog!"

Some dogs truly do look like their owners.

No one ever said my speciality was humans...

Dr. Ruth tries to get her dog in her purse.........thinks it will make her more like Paris Hilton.

"My dog's name? Oh, yes it's Comma~Suit~tra>"

And now for zee newest politically inspired move: Wag zee dog!

Now remember, with your little friends, you can be a popular man with meat in your hand.

Hey Blitzer, WOLF!

"Dr. Ruth announces her new research about flea sex."

And if you pull this string, you'll get a good surprise.

Dr. Ruth: "Oooooh, I smell doggy breath."
Dog: "Someone get the old gal a Tic Tac."

... and he followed me all the way from New York to Georgia!

Separated at birth, the reunited pair were immediately noticed for their identical hair, eyes, and teeth.

" Every time I pass gas, I blame it on the dog"

Dr. Ruth: "Why do you dogs lick yourselves downthere?"
Dog: "It's not because we can, it's because we know we can lick your face 5 seconds later."

Even Dr. Ruth can learn a thing or two about how to have a great time with your 'friends'

A dog will always be Man's Best Friend, until man figures out how to lick himself.

In marriage a "sex strike" may work, but why would you do that? Do not give up sex.

Get your husband's best pal and become a better friend. It works, see the smile on my face? It works, I am telling you. It works, it works, it works.

Sesame Street Song word play: Which of these things are just like the other? Da-da Da Da Da-da Da-da....

The New Yorker unveils its cover page for August early. Don't worry Dr. Ruth, It's only satire.

Dr. Ruth 'I was way ahead of Paris, Nicole, etc.'

Dr. Ruth says, "If McCain is gonna run the country I'll have to find a new patient who's just as old."

Since I was told the dog market is so profitable, I decided to write a "K9 Lover's Guide". It will be out soon and we hope pets and owners all over the nation enjoy the book. I brought my friend here to give us a testimonial on how he improved his sex life after reading the book.

Dr. Ruth knew this was the right pooch for her the minute he start humping her leg.

I'm a sexpert, not a doxpert!

This is not what I meant when I said,"Come here and give snuggles! I am Dr. Ruth Westheimer; not DVM Ruth Westminister!"

What's Dr. Ruth's excuse for having doggie breath?

Somebody told me it is hard to teach new tricks to old dogs and, let me tell you, after observing them to write my next sex guide, I AM IMPRESSED how many tricks they already know. OMG! You see, he is not happy for nothing. Old tricks all right!

I have taught people everything I know about sex. I have now decided to open a "puppy love" school for dogs.

it looks like the dog knows more than me i can learn new tricks but in a different way.

Who says that me and my dog or not in style?

Who needs Batteries? Go Green With Doggie Power!

She may have two legs up on me you're never too old to fetch new tricks!

Dr. Ruth gives Sen. Obama a dog and some advice, "You don't need 2 Dr. Phils, when you have a Dr. Feel Good!"

Alisha – Raleigh, NC

" Every dog i've had LOVES safe sex! "

I prefer Bill Clinton to Dr. Ruth because he did not make me wear this stupid leash. Bill Where Are You??????
Brian
Brandon VT

When nobody else listens or cares, my dog still loves me.

Lexington, KY

" Ruh-roh ! " Ruth, there goes that french poodle.

"Vhy do you tink I'm vearing glasses?"

It can be washed in mild soap and water and requires no batteries.

The dog does not fit into my purse...

Dr. Ruth poses with dog that she trained to pee on "Bush!"

Dr. Ruth models her new line of dog hair wigs.

Please!!! don’t take a picture of my moms blouse or purse. ruff, ruff.

Dr. Ruth gives her advice on doggied viagra.

No! hes not Eddie from Fraiser.

Dr. Ruth introduces her new line of phernome cologne for dogs called "Hot Dog"

I support Broadway Barks because my first career was as a German Shepherd.

ruf ruf who let the sexperts out.

America's greatest "bad dog" and oh yes, Eddie from Frasier.

Dr. Ruth explains why this dog's nose would lead you to the center, and recommends the breed to the Obama family.

This is one way to keep Sen BaBark on a lease (Let's talk about sex baby)

" I have to remember to untie him from the car before I drive to Walley World."

Coming this fall.... Dr. Ruth and Hooch in "The great slobbery"

Dr. Ruth learns a new way to use a dog collar and leash.

OLD dogs can always learn new tricks, right Doc.???
Ruf ruf......

Coming this fall…. Dr. Ruth and Hooch in "Great Sexpectations”

Dr. Ruth and her fox terrier "Kinky"

This is how far in it goes.

Hollywood's newest "it" dog actor, Rufus, after a successful therapy session with Dr. Ruth.

Dr. Ruth explains how to remove Poli-Ticks

" I am the original dog whisperer and he is under my spell now."

Dr. Ruth and Eddie after leaving their first Yappers Anonymous meeting.

That shirt is hurting my eyes and what are you planning to do with that stick?! I may be a mutt, but I am not that freaky.

With her trusty dog Humphery by her side, Dr. Ruth explains how 69 beats 360.

Dorothy and Toto do an AARP advertisement.

She'd be even happier if the pooch was Bagel, Barry Manilow's beloved Beagle! That dog is eternal...

Timothy Nelson
Hopkins, Minnesota

Dr. Ruth spoofs her new show on CNN:
"Dog Gone So I ran"

Years after her retirement, Dr. Ruth is still hounded by her fans.

Dr. Ruth showing Jesse Jackson what it REALLY looks like to have you n--ts cut off.

Look Eddie ........Is that Dr Frasier Crane?

Dr. Ruth explains how to 'raise' a dog

Oooops! Looks like Anderson Cooper took Dr. Ruth a little TOO literally when she talked to him about how to manifest true "animal magnetism". Woof, Woof, Mr. Cooper!

Ian
Toronto, ON

Oh my- o- my, You mean my lovely innocent companion's name is on the terror watch list !

Dr. Ruth announces her new line of Rex Toys

That's the way a sexpert job should be especially at her age-let the dogs take her job.

Dr. Ruth introduces her artsy new line of dog paw screen printed shirts for women.

"Dr. Ruth posing with her colleague, Dr. Ruff from the Animal Planet network."

Is your dog "COOPED" up? Be "Ruth" less and go to AC360.com

Kathy, Canada

Dr. Ruth promotes her choice in the Obama family puppy search . Look, he's even leaning to the centre like the senator!

The secrets in the bag..................My Mojo

As a mut, I will take your job and do a better job than you.

And Frisky thought, "Man, what did she eat for lunch?"

Someone want to get the old flee bag out of the picture? We're trying to get a shot of the dog.

Dr. Ruth announces new psycho lingo:: Ego-d, Super Ego-d,
and Libi-dog

Dr. Ruth announces new book: Joy of Rex

After resuscitating the sex lives of senior citizens with her book, "Sex after 50," Dr. Ruth gives our four-legged friends a bone with her latest book, "Sex after Seven."

Brian Robertson
Pasadena, California

"Yeah, that's right – just hold me up next to the old doc here, so a sympathetic passerby will adopt me."

The first photo of Brangelina's new twins. Adopted twins, that is.

Aref Nassery
Cape Cod, MA

Dr. Ruth promotes new book: "Kibbles and Bites"

"Yo, yo, yo, Randy!" This "Dawg" surprised me! He's definitely in my "Dawg Pound!"

Dr Ruth with her doppleganger and Co- author of the new book.
"deaing with sex through min-paws."

Dr Ruth posing with her doppelganger and co-author of the new book, "Dealing with sex through Mini-Paws.

Dr. Ruth gives dog a sex change operation changing Fannie into Freddie.

A happy group, as they are told all dogs go to heaven.

If men could be this submissive I'd be out of a job!

espn and lifetime movie network present, "The Doghouse that Ruth built"

Why not? Bill Clinton and current President Bush both brought dogs to the White House. Jamie is a good dog for Obama if he wins.

Is it coincidence they're both smiling? Humm....

Anderson impersonates Dr. Ruth in his audition for Animal Planet.

His name is McBush...
Tell him about the economy
and he plays dead!

Dr. Ruth instructs Anderson how to whiten his teeth with her new
pasturized dog saliva formula.

Dr. Ruth emits pricey gas at local dog event.

BAD TO THE BONE!!

(play the song)

Dr. Ruth creates new biofuel from Bozo's 'emissions'.

Dr. Ruth and her dog–both experts on the effects of neutering–are seen leaving a secret meeting with Rev. Jesse Jackson.

I knew John McCain when he was knee high to a grasshopper.

Cheney and Bush after taking off their masks

Best dog in show and someone holding a brown and white dog.

Dr. Ruth blames dog.for foul smell at local dog show. Just keeping her honest.

I knew I would find someone who likes my blouse.

Meet the CEOs of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

This is too embarrassing, beam me up Scottie!

this is what i have to do to earn some money. Thank you Bush now i can do something that i enjoy
Who said life was fair?

At my age, only a dog can put a smile this face.

This is what sexy retirement looks like

Dr. Ruth's opinion of where the economy is headed...

Next on Maury Povich..who is Dr. Ruth’s baby daddy???

Just more political dogmah.

See what I mean? No matter your size, as long as you keep eye-level, you'll keep the ladies smiling!!!

Dr. Ruth gives a thumbs up after a couple snorts of catnip.

She's like my twin. Of a different species. And a different age. And a different hair covering. And I'm her parent, but still twins.

Ahhhh Schatzy ... No chew marks on your leg this morning. Does this mean that we have a chance?

Vancouver Canada

Dr. Ruth gets dogmatic with poli-ticks.

The economy is so bad, I am counseling dogs!

I see we have another collar on the line...alright "Queenie", what is your question?

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

Dr. Ruth...Sex Toys? I always thought toys were for chewing. You have changed my life. Bark! Bark!

My what big paws you have.

Oh my!! Somebody's REALLY happy to see Barky.

Two dogs in heat!

"I thought I was going to be taking a photo with Clifford the Big Red Dog."

{A Reporter}:"Ms. Ruth, what's his name?"
"Wishbone."
"You're kidding."

Madonna has her boy toy, Dr. Ruth has her terrier carrier.

do i look tired cause boy am i tired, man she's crazy!

Smile Boo!!!!!!!!
This might be your last public appearance with mommy before she has to go back to her show:)

The new and improved dog whisperer.

In my case, I suggest having your owners spayed or neutered .. woof.

Dr. Ruth puts a new spin on "Wag the Dog"

"I have a hunch this lady pulls a lot of peoples strings"

Mental Note...never work with children and Dr Ruth.

Anne
Lorain, OH

Dr. Ruth shows off her new toy, the doggy blow up doll

Smile Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It might be your last outing with your hot mamma before she has to go back to her show:)

Dr. Ruth finally got her new dog after she tought Bob Barker about the doggie style.

Every relationship needs an alpha dog!

Who says you can`t teach an old dog new tricks?

Both Dr Ruth and pet "peeve" agree — that doggy privileges in bed can sometimes enhance the moment.

"Hey Doc. I noticed that after the snipping, my sex drive has dropped. Any suggestions?"

Tom Ritter
Nashville, TN

...continuing pain at the pup...oops, I mean 'pump'

Dr. Ruth analyzes a dog who was heard raising "cain" and "baracking" loudly when he ran behind a "bush" to relieve himself.

Guys don't notice you anymore? Walk a cute dog, they love em

Hey lady, do you have a few million to leave me in your will? Yes puppy, you make me so happy!

Overhearing an angry Budweiser employee say: "It's a dog eat dog world", frisky Dr. Ruth quickly recommends the wearing of Milk Bone underwear, giggles something about kibbles and bits, then turns to the press and says, "This butt's for you."

Look at that shirt ... now THAT is doggy style!

Spaying and neutering is the best "protection."

Man's best friend, posing for a photo with man's other best friend.

Overhearing an angry Budweiser employee say: “It’s a dog eat dog world”, frisky Dr. Ruth quickly recommends the wearing of Milk Bone underwear, giggles something about kibbles and bits, then turns to the press and says, “This butt’s for you.”

Hey, this dog looks better than me!

-Jack, Boston, MA

Just smile and look pretty Dr. Ruth....I'll take it from here

Oh No, I'm not getting him castrated, just his nails trimmed.

Annie and Sandy return to Broadway
Doggie style? Don't even think about it!

Just smile for the picture, and later I'll let you hump my leg.

That trick felt so good. I perfected it lady and I dont even need a fire hydrant.

I don't wanna be seen with her... Quick, put the cone back on.

Tom
Nashville, TN

Guaranteed, SOMEBODY's leg is getting humped tonight.

dr ruth plus dog equal ruthdogelina

Oh No, I’m not getting him castrated, just his nails trimmed.

is it time to buy the dogs of the dow???

I was only joking when I told the Genie to turn my husband into a DOG.

New Dog!
New Tricks !
What's the problem?!!!?

Doin' it...
Doggie Style!

"Is this vat you mean ven you say running mate?"

Who let the dogs out?? Ruth.....Ruth.....Ruth

Can you say "Doggie style"?

Men are Dogs and I have Mine. Yes!!!

When I command my dog to petch, the size of the stick does matter

This dog doesn't need Viagra.. !!

Dr. Ruth trying to get the doggy a new position.

The main thing to remember with doggy style is to have a strong restraint, just in case.....

Oh, what a pretty little wiener schnitzel you are!

Kevin Wimberly
Orlando, FL

When I command my dog to petch, size of the stick does matter

Dr. Ruth talking about a new brand of "doggie style."

exhibit #1 supporting stricker enforcement of leash laws

"See, Milk Bone dog biskets keep MY teeth just as clean as Sparkie's"

Here is my heir! 3 billion in the bank to take care of him.

Make sure your pet is spayed or neutered !

Where is the hot dog?

No, no, no! When I requested my escort be a Spunky Schnoodle I was referring to a schnauzer-poodle cross-breed, not Dr Ruth.

Anne
Lorain, OH

I don't care what they say, it's sill good!

Doggy style is is nothing new.

"Wait, I am not sure if this is the therapist that my vet referred me to! All I did was chase the little cat!"

But I WANT to be your boo!

Sex Expert Dr.Ruth poses with the new face of Doggy Viagra

"What an adorable dog! And oh my, what a cute little penis it has!"

Check out this doggie's style!