Two men with high aspirations, one reflecting.

Jesse, you're nuts! I'm not talking down to black men
by telling them to get a pair !

Can I get it or should I just continue riding you coat tails??

First Bill Cosby, and now this guy. What's next?

"Oh no he didn't just diss me!!!"

Must control impulse to kill...must control impulse to kill.

Jesse Jackson's image fades as he gives Barack a test tickle.

Frenemies to the bitter end!!!

Not to worry, he'll never go anywhere.

"You so crazy! You know you're still my Boo!"

Thanks, Jesse! I had a ball hanging out with you!

"Wait 'til I get in the car, Jesse...you're gonna get my nuts caught in the door"

"You play bad cop and I'll play good"

"Punk, don't make me call Al Sharpton on ya"

Jesse Jackson reflects on his waning influence
as Barack pushes on, "balls to the wall".

Jesse, c'mon! You really didn't know what those mountain oysters were that they served you for breakfast ?

"Sorry Jesse, no more room. Maybe McCain has enough room on the 'Straight Talk Express' to give you a lift!"

Man am I having a great day first Jessie, Now Phil Gramm. Sometimes I just love being me.

Barack, I'm serious. You better store away some influential friends like a squirrel stores nuts for the winter. You'll need them later.

"Staring in my rearview mirror as another one gets thrown under the bus".

Jackson: Keep smilin' you S.O.B. I'll get you someday.

Some days, I just love being me. First Jesse. Then Phil Gramm and now Mccain and viagragate. Lord I love days like these.

Jessie Jackson casts a forlorn look as the future rides off into the sunset and the White House.

After some reflection, Obama puts Rev Jackson behind him.

Jessie Jackson is left behind as the Obama band wagon rolls on.

Rah Rah Ree Kick 'Em In The Knee!!! Rah Rah Ruts, Kick 'Em in uhhhh.. the Other Knee!!!

Yeah, the bag of mixed nuts was great, now maybe Jessie will get a pair.

"Get in the car , Jesse...I can't hear what you're saying when you are out there talking down to me!"

Hillary, He loved the Nutcraker. Great idea.

With the Secret Service protecting the nuts, Jackson goes for Obama's back.

Jackson lives up to his reputation as a backstabber.

Damn!!! Right to the hilt and he's still smiling!!!???

Obama proves he's "the Teflon Candidate" when Jackson's blade snaps.

Jesse, to himself, "Why did he just laugh when I tried to fist bump him?"

This was the first time Jessie tried to grab Barack's private parts.
Barack said "dude you missed, then drives away laughing,
as Jessie stands holding a fist full of nothing.

Denver,Colorado

Jesse you are just jealous of me because I am about to be the next priesidednt

I always enjoy seeing the Rev. Jesse Jackson. In the rear-view mirror, that is.

You would have been on the back of this bus if it wasn't for ME.

Jesse, it would be a lot easier to perform the operation if you faced me

Hee, hee, that coffee I spiked with laxative should be "PUSHing" Jesse and the Coalition any second now!

Jefferson, Louisiana

Obama laughing after snatching the "torch" from Jesse Jackson.

Sorry, Jess...I called shotgun.

He really thought he had a chance in '84!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Jesse you cant be my VP either

Out with the old, and in with the new!

Obama telling Jesse to grow a pair and stop complaining about the rain...

Jesse Jackson: "That's right Barry, you best get in there before I do something!"
Barack Obama: (singing) "Can't touch this...na na na na!"

Obama: HaHaHa – I just stiffed Jesse on that breakfast bill and stuffed the check in his collar – HaHaHa!!!

Obama can't contain his laughter after encountering Jesse Jackson's huge ego.

Jesse seen with vengeance in his eyes.

Lee,Madison,AL

All that remains of Jesse Jackson is a reflection of the man he used to be.

Jesse Jackson to Obama: "Sorry Barack . . . but after 8 LONG years of Bush, we just can't afford another nut back in the White House!"

Jesse feels that he got ripped for apologizing to Obama.

Obama laugh off the insult that Jesse made.

Images in the glass may be closer than they appear.

Senator Obama after hearing a Lorena Bobbitt joke from Rev. Jackson.

Reflection of the past, reality of the future

Hey Barack, I only said that because I want you to be the first black president AND the first female president.

Do your worst Jackson......I've been wearing a bullet proof cup since I was twelve.

"Was it just me or was Obama acting white"

Barack, I'm serious! I want to be your VP!

Stay off the bus, it's my turn!

Mirror mirror on the wall, who makes the dumbest comments of them all.

A cordial chat behind bulletproof glass

"Jesse, I call shot gun...I'll flip -flop positions with you later"

"Now there goes someone who doesn't talk down to black people"
-Jesse Jackson

What are you laughing at Barack.....I'm serious, I'll do it..... I did it to my dog last week!

Et tu, Jesse?

"He's no John Edwards, but he did a good job"

Jesse Jackson:
Obama, you come in here and take my thunder. Who do you think you are?

Barack Obama:
Ah, ah, ah...Jesse take a back seat and let me show you how we do things now.

In another edition of surrogate Hide n Seek, Obama drops Rev Jackson off on the side of the road and tells him to count to 1 billion before coming to the campaign

Good one Jesse....I guess that will make ME the first female president.

Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the dumbest of them all?

Stop Jesse! That tickles.

Jesse, don't pee on my wheels, then tell me it's raining.

If you were me, you'd do things very different. That's why you're not me.

Hey "Bro" Me and Hillary gotta go.

Jesse... I was joking when I said you've open a lot of doors for a lot of people in your time, but none of them were for me!!!

Joe Clark P.A.

Guess who's in the driver seat now?

"I'll have the last laugh, just like Lorena."

Obama: Jesse I don't know if you will ever reflect me , but it seems like I will be moving on.

Obama laughing after telling Jackson that one day he will have to pass his "torch" to him just like Oprah to Tyra Banks.

Jesse Jackson- Can I get a spot in your campaign?
Obama- You're nuts!!

If only had had glanced behind, then I would have known to expect a stab in the back.

The joke really wasn't that funny Barack

The universe has a way of showing you who will stab you in the back.

Sheri V
NM

"Widow, window, on the car, who's the righteous one by far ?"

Jackson follows Obama to his car to make sure he accepts his apology for "cutting" him off in the doorway.

Paris and Nicole, move over, there is a new set of "frienemies".

Are you stabbing me in the back?!?!

Jesus ... what did that MORON say NOW????

Let's see......now where did I put that knife?

Obama laughing after telling Jackson he is "responsible" for his own ride home.

Barack, is that a "Pat Boone" CD your listening to?

Jesse, if you cut off my nuts, will I be the first African American Woman President?

did I say "cut"? I mean "pound"!

Sorry about what I said Barack....I guess I went a little "nuts".

Jesse Jackson is mad because he wished he was in Obama's position.

Is this guy still staring at me? He must be nuts!

Sure Jesse, I'll get you Oprah's autograph.

That's "Mr Boo" To you.

Rev. Jackson "reflects" on the comments he made.

As I reflect, I only wish I could be more like you.

Come on Barack, stop foolin' ! Let me ride up front with you.

"See my muscle Barack this is how I get revenge for you talkin' bout them African men!"

HaHa.Jesse oughta' know I don't have any nuts.Why else would I be trying to please everyone by flip-flopping.

Ever have that feeling, "Someone" is watching your every move?

"Sorry Rev. No more seats, catch a taxi".

... cuts or nuts? Wish I could understand what he's saying half of the time.

Hmmm, now where did I put my sheeps clothing outfit?

"Is he nuts...Anything I say seem funny to him".

I wonder if this glass is bullet proof?

Obama laughing after Jackson asks to be on his short list for VP.

"Let me give you the number to my Doctor, couple of BOTOX and you will will look as good as me".

"Nuts, there's no more room in the car for you Jessie"

"No seat ?, no problem, I'll just run behind the car!

Remember Barrack ,Your just like a squirrel trying to get a nut!

Behind every smiling man is a man frowning, waiting for a chance to stab you in the back, wishing he could smile too ) (notice Mr. Jackson's fist in the reflection).

Jesse: "Barack, am I a disgrace to America?"

Barack: "Yes."

Jesse Jackson reflects on the remarks he made about Obama talking down to black people and Obama laughs it off.

"On reflection, I shouldn't have said that..."

Jesse thinking: "If I only had my cleavers on me".

Obama-Jackson '08, huh? That's a good one Jesse!

Another reverend that Obama has to distance himself from.

One imagine is real the other is not...you choose.

You still don't get it Jesse, its not the "hammer" its called the "nug".

"Do I really take you seriously? Jesse, you crack me up"

Obama's laughing at Jesse Jackson's attempt to give him moral and spiritual advice.

Barack just recently felt the regret of not putting Jesse Jackson in the trunk when he had the chance.

Man, he's tring to chance everything I wish I had he nuts!

Jesse, the whisperer! sometimes what meets the ears is just a reflection of one's true character!

Jesse Jackson throwing up a violent fist at Senator Obama when he believed the cameras to be turned away, little did he know that his reflection could still be seen.

Cherrell Brown
Laurinburg, NC

Obama reacts to his daughter's idea of making "U Can't Touch This" his new campaign theme song...

Obama and Jesse Jackson renact the Video of the song"Somebody'sWatching me for a parody on you tube.

I love the old 'lock the door before he gets in trick'!!! Now keep driving.

"Barack, powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you..."

Barack, it'd be nuts not to let me on that bus.

Jesse Jackson :"Suddenly I see This is where I want to be ,Suddenly I see ,This who I want to be !

The Reverend Jesse Jackson was found here reflecting upon how shiny Barack Obama's car was. Obama thought he was nuts!

Barack. If you don't let me on that bus, you can forget about having me as a running mate.

"I coulda beena contender"

The Dream vs. The Hope

Oh please Jesse, we can see right through you.

When I said I wanted to run along side you in your campaign, This isn't what I meant. Stop laughing.

When I said I wanted to run along side you in your campaign, I thought I could do it from inside the bus.

Jesse doesn't know it now, but I just took his nuts.

Jesse Jackson to Obama: “Sorry Barack . . . but after 8 LONG years of Bush, we just can’t afford another nut back in the White House!”

Toronto, ON Canada

The torch passes to the younger generation, family jewels intact.

Jesse: "Can I come along?"

Jesse, What is not correct about asking men to be men. If this is
talking down, we need more of it.

Rainbow PUSH Coalition’s annual conference breakfast was great now off to CNN to have an invterview with anderson copper

What? You had my dog neutered???

Lee, Tuscaloosa, AL

since when cant you open your own door?

Hey Jesse! Need a lift to "Crazy Land."

Oh, NOW I get it! The same as downtown! That's priceless!!

umm, this is the Clinton's car.

Obama seen leaving moments after Jackson pitched him his 2008 campaign slogan: "Republicans are nuts... Let's cut 'em off."

Drive, drive, drive, he's goin nuts.

Just give me a wash, with a rag wipe and light wax.

Jesse, you left your mic on again!

I got your back.

he doesn't know, I've already had them cut off

Reverend Jackson slowly pulls his knife out of Obama's back .

I see ya becoming President before me, so I brought my knife to stab you in the back.

Why does barack get to speak at the conference, he didn't make any organization

If you really want some nuts, Jesse, I can arrange them after I am the president !

Jesse Jackson reflecting on his life in a moment"If I could save time in a bottle the first thing that I'd lke to do .

Mine are bigger than yours. Who's on the outside looking in. I'll call from the White House.

Wow! Those Fun House mirrors are really scary!!!

Running mate? Are you serious?

oh! so now he is laughing down too..

J: Sure, I'm standing and you're sitting, but how does it feel feel to be talked down to?
B: Ha, I want to cut your nuts off.

Obama cracks up as Jackson deadpans another joke about Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Obama: "Move away from the vehicle Jesse"
Jesse: "It's just a metaphor Barak; come on out I won't hurt you".

He who laughs last, laughs BEST!

Wait! that suppose to be in the front not in the window!

Don't worry bro' I got your back.

Hahaha! Rev. you may want to cut mine off, but you've just handed me yours!

Good bye old man.

Jessie- If You had done YOUR job from the Pulpit over the last several years,I wouldn't have to be doing YOUR job on the Campain trail now!!!.

Thanks for bringing the car around Jesse.
But you missed a spot. Ha-Ha-Ha!

Jesse Jackson entertaining all with his squirrel impersonation.

Silly Jesse, nuts are for squirrels

"Can you believe it? JJ wants to be VP!!"

Sure Jesse, I'll give you a ride in the Air Force One, sure.

Monterrey-Mexico

Obama laughs off Jackson's ballsy remark.

Angie
Knoxville, TN

You've never heard of a fist bump? What's so funny? I'm starting to wonder about you, Barack....

Look out Obama!!!!! He has a knife!!!!!

"No Jesse, these are my Planters Nuts, I need them for the car ride."

Stop Laughing Barack. I wasn't joking, I'm gonna get you!!!!

wow, barak, nice car... did oprah give that to you or something?

I'am laughing all the way into the white House Jesse !!!
Stick n Stones........

Please Obama, I am sorry, let me clean your shoes

Jessie - Keep hope alive, My hope brother. Barack - OK Jessie OK.

After talking with Hilary, I suddenly started thinking about squirrels. Where am I?

Obama: "And you thought "you" were going to be President of the United States!"

No, No Jesse, you can't come along I must only associate with winners!
Jesse's bubble moment reply- I really would like to be in his shoes.

What's that... Your reflections are getting the best of you? Hold my door while I take the front seat...

After talking with Hillary, I suddenly started thinking about squirrels, Where am I? What generation is this?

Oh! c'mon, Barack! once in a while, I had to say something to stay in the spotlight.....

Why does he get all the breaks?

Rev. Jackson laughs while Senator Obama is looking, but glares at him when he is not...

No really Jesse, I got this...

Watch your back Barack!

Jesse to Obama...." uh, can I get your autograph?"

Who said you could take my seat on the bus?

Looking back now , I never pictured Jesse,as a racist .

"Mirror, mirror on this car,
who's the real nut in this war?."

Obama laughs hysterically as Jackson apologizes, AGAIN... and Jackson get furious at Obama for no reason, AGAIN.

LOL Jesse, I'll see If I can get you a real job.

An irrelevant past vs. a promising future

is that the textbook example of backstabbing?

Just another supporter Obama will have to put behind him.

Jesse ponders "sadly, I've been cut to a mere reflection of my former self".

Steve Rose
Ottawa, Ontario Canada

Humor has nothing to do with power , it's all in the delivery !

hahaha, Jesse, that knife in my back tickles.

At least you can 'see' me stabbing you in the back.

A foul-mouth reverend glazing into the future.

Wait a minute ... your speeches about absentee fathers is a reflection on me!

When you leave me in the desert, at least untie me first.

At least you can ’see’ me stabbing you in the back.

Charlotte, NC

Wait a minute … your speeches about absentee fathers is a reflection on me!

Charlotte, NC

"Quick, let's get out of here before he realizes he's stuck in the middle of no where and I have his wallet"

There is this other game I know, Put your foot in the door this time.

Obama reacts as Jesse Jackson tries to give him a fist bump.

Wait! Don't sit down Barack! I don't like "talking DOWN to black people."

Im laughing because his parting words to me were , Senator, never order White Bread in public .

Obama reacts as Jackson tries to give him a fist bump.

I wonder if he knows....

Having a hard time reflecting his true image, Rev.Jackson has to keep his PRIVATE issues to himself.

hahaha.......DRIVE!

Jackson reflects on the future of Equanomics

I could'nt help laughing back then because talking to Reverened Jackson in person , is like talking to Daffy Duck drinking a Slurpee .

I got your back, Obama!

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

Obama takes cammand; Jesse fiddles while Rome burns

An everyday occurance at Hertz rent-a-car's Capital Hill location.

Black History in the Making: Past and Future

barack?.....unlock the doors man!

Guess who's behind me?! Well, it's either Mac The Knife or Jesse Jackson!

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

Barack – quit talking about fathered children born to unwed mothers, I see my own reflection, and I am not smiling.

A true " Profile of Courage", only Obama dares to put his trust in a man of the cloth who carries a dagger in his hand.

JACKSON – "please please please, ah come on Barack – I could be VP. "
OBAMA – HAHAHA Jesse old man, you don't have the 'nuts' to be VP!

Jesse – No I'm serious....you might want to see a doctor soon – you're looking a little squirrelly....

Jesse, you are soo "in back of the bus"

C'mon Obama! Just two more feet to the left!

Obama: Jesse you are NOT on this bus!
Jesse: Step off the bus and I will give you a fist sandwich.

I was laughing because I had just told him that the ' Rainbow Push Coalition"could be interperted as a Gay Rights support organization . He didn't laugh .

Jesse! you stop talking me...... you will be drop my campaign! you will not going ride with me on the bus, Please apology to all black people!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

And the point you're trying to make is?...making the ground near Ebenezer Baptist Church quiver.

Rev. Jesse Jackson confused by Obama's reaction to his crude remark.

Keep hope alive! Remember that I popularized the hope theme Obama and don't you forget that!

Jesse looks on thinking. At least no one can hear him going nuts!

Out with the old, in with the new.

Watch your back!

Barack, I wanted to run along side you in the '08 campaign, not your bus.

Barack giggles and leaves after letting Jesse know, "Michelle's got'em already".

God, why him and not me?

Jesse Jackson imitating Anderson Cooper.

"I know that fool ain't laughing at me!"

He had just told me an Arafat joke in his best Arabic voice . Now that was funny , and i didn't even get the joke .

Now who`s reflecting upon their actions?

Hmm...this might be a good angle to backstab from.

the fear of anonymity in Jesse's eyes.....

Priceless !

Just remember Barack, I didn't have anyone like myself to deal with when I ran.

Hey Barack, I called shotgun.

"That's it, Barack, just 2 more inches to the left...."

Obama thinking...(Damn this is funny, but Ibetter let him back in before he really gets mad!)

Unlike Jesse, the media has left Barack intact.

Will I ever see you again?

Fess up Jess, you made a mess.

Hey, Barack! That's my seat! You can't take my "seat" without my permission, just like there's no change of guards unless and until I say so.

Shreveport, Louisiana

Obama finds Jesse Jackson's thoughts on what he should be saying about Black Americans completely laughable.

One day Jesse Jackson looked at his reflection...and regretably saw who he really was.

Come on Jesse, get on board!

2 Men – nuts about politics.

Jesse Jackson pushes Obama forward with his words of support on the outside, but his reflection reveals his hidden desire to try and hold him back...

Mirror, Mirror on the Car – who's the nuttiest of them all?

Now Jesse, stop talking down to me!

Will I ever see you again?
Paul Deacon
Winnipeg, Canada

Jesse reflects on what could have been

In the words of the great Michael Jackson song " I'm looking at the man in the mirror"

"Damn, I look good. Oh, wait. That's not me."

" Oh hey Jess, one more thing haha...in early July I want you to say something really weird about me, it'll make great press, bit don't over do it ok?...nothing too nutty...Thanks man, I can count on you. "

"I'm refuse to pass the torch to you, Obama.......we'll see about that"

You think my raised fist indicates solidarity and strength, but really
I want to sock you in the head.

"Let me introduce myself Jesse, I am your ghostly spirit you see in front of you...call me Ego...you keep me very busy...BUT YOU LOOK GOOD! And I'm here to tell yah that you need to hit this guy Barak below the belt...aint "NUTT'IN" to it man.

Sen. Obama reacts to the revelation that in his recent "not meant to be heard" comments, Rev. Jackson was actually talking about Hillary!!!

Jackson prepares to throw another left wing hook.

Someone's not laughing?

From Ruth in
Brisbane

Heheheh I've got something in store for you Rev. Tell us all how you really feel in July.

Jesse,Jesse,Do I look mad? Come on,get on the bus!!

Paul Galbraith

Vancouver Canada...

hey barack dont sit there laughing at me,you know i need the ride!

I cannot thank you enough Jesse!! the more you show that you don't like me, more people started to like me ......thanks again pal........

jesse at least you did not call me a whiner

You can' t leave me behind man.
You can't move without me in you vehicle.

Out with the old and in with the new Jesse Jackson is RETIRING!

Hey barack don't sit there laughing at me,you know you're my ride!

Image problem.

May I ask, what is wrong with telling the truth? Yes, I am black and yes like any other father who is not present and not doing something in there children's life NEED TO DO BETTER.

Hey Obama!! dont leave your old buddy stranded on the side of the road!! Its me , Its Jessie!! I was just joking about that nuts comment!! I thought you were your brothers keeper?

I'm a hard nut to crack Jesse.

Objects in the mirror maybe 'nut'tier than they seem.

Ken, Winnipeg

Jesse is thinking: "I see a young, successful, popular and more revelant me in that guy."

Stop Laughing Obama, You know I am nuts about you, I Love you man, even more than Peanut Butter!!

Barack (to driver): "Step on it! Let him hitch a ride on someone else's coattail."

Obama, travels forward, toward change and Jesse is just a reflection of what needed to change.

Jessie Jackson looking wistful as the Obama train leaves the station without him.

Nuttin funny about needing a ride.

A comment for the picture:
Obama: You are history buddy, HA HA HA
Jackson: Jus wait and see

Look at him smiling...... I am still gonna cut his nuts off.

Barack Obama singing "Looking out my rearview mirror as another one gets thrown under the bus."

Obama giggles as the Secret Service reaches in to protect him.

Jessie you are not gonna sabatage my election by cutting off ny nuts I nor Michelle will allow this to happen you must be nuts!

Wait Barak I called shotgun!!!!!! move over I"m getting on the bus one way or another!!!!

Barack: Sorry Jesse I get to ride shotgun this time. Muahhahaha.
Jesse: I swear I'll get you for this someday, Barack.

Jesse, in a relay you're supposed to let go of the baton.

Barack Wait! I think that you dropped some nuts. I have them right here!

‘Yeah that’s right, keep the comments coming buddy. I’m still going to succeed where you failed.”

Oh dear Barack, please do not leave me feeling like "Alice In Wonderland."

barack nuthin is funny about the mess I got myself into

Get in that car with you? Are you nuts?

Jesse- "I wish I could tell him what I want to do to him now, ahh ill save it for later"..

In the new political arena, Jesse Jackson is just a shadow of his former self.

Jesse asks, "Is there anything I can do?" Obama jokingly replies, "nut n honey."

Alisha – Raleigh, NC

barack I will draw you a rainbow to make up for what I said

Chop, Chop!

Carol, Los Angeles

Apparently Jesse Jackson has fallen off the bandwangon

Can't hear you Jessie, you're fading out.

Carol, Los Angeles

Barack juckling – "That guy's a joke; how does he still have a voice?"

Hold up... *insert laugh here* Let me get in first before you try shutting the door...

Ha, Ha Jesse I called shotgun first.

Frank, IL

Hey Obama, I called shotgun!

Envy has a face.

Jesse Jackson looks a little glassy-eyed.

Out with the old, in with the new.

Rev. Jesse Jackson thinking: "Now's my chance to nip something in the door."

That should be me in that secret service car laughing.

How's the view from the rear view mirror, Jesse?

Barack laughing after Jesse's performance of "Chestnuts on an open fire".

Hey ! Obama you forgot something

Objects in your mirror may be closer than they appear...

Jesse,it feels great to be the Democratic nominee for president, you should try it sometime. Oops, me bad, you did try already !. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !

Hey Barack you forgot something

Reflections of the way life used to be,
Reflections of the spotlight you took from me.

Jessie- Lead,follow,or get out of the way -

A glimpse into the furture from the past.

Jesse: I don't whine anymore I promise. I am imaging myself on the mirror in the future maybe I will be more polite be careful and I say......... I hope Anderson Cooper won't hear my comment on AC360 tonight.
Megan D.
Shoreline, WA

"Who's talking down to who now Jesse?"

Barrack, I have to admit it to you. That's one hell of a good looking and confident black man you have sitting behind u there.

"Edward Scissor-Hands" now that was a funny movie Rev. Thanks for the showing.

Can you believe he called that an apology.

Little does he know, I was wearing my super industrial strength cup today

He who laughs last , laughs best

atlanta ga

Barack: Ha,Ha I called shotgun first.
Jesse: Thats ok Barack I got something in my pocket.

Jesse I won't let you "cut my boys off " but you can eat my dust !

Come on Barack, quit foolin' ! Let me ride up front with you.

Don't laugh! I can help you with the crude and obnoxious demographic! Don't leave me!

How you like me now?

You really want me to refer to you as 'Action Jackson'? OMG You're nutty professor Jesse:)

Ha! Ha! You wish!!

You're a funny man, Jesse. I don't have any nuts for you to cut off. So, good luck with that.

Sorry Jesse, I called "shotgun" ..ha ha

Jesse, reflect on this...I am not talking down to anyone; you simply have lowered yourself.

Jesse, a wedgie?

Don't you worry Barack, I got your back.

Lookin' for nuts in all the wrong places

I see you've enjoyed a little that nuttcrakers cd that i let u borrow !

How long do I need to keep smiling, Rev.

Obama seen leaving moments after Jackson pitched him his 2008 campaign slogan: “Republicans are nuts… Let’s cut ‘em off.”

Don't sugar coat it Jess....tell me how you really feel!

Your "RIGHT" is my "LEFT"

Please Barack, don't go, I need to ride your coat-tails.

Jennifer, Fishers, IN

“Haha, well, Jesse, if you’re trying to break my image, I can tell you I’ve got more balls than that.”

Thanks for opening the door for me. Not that I think you’re predisposed to serve me. Oh please don’t castrate me.

Hey Barack, can I catch a ride with you?
What? Are you nuts?

Upon reflection, Rev. Jackson decides Obama is a super-silly-ous nutcase.

Obama leave Jesse on the side of the road, with the family jewels intract.

Jackson: "Dang, this guy's actually got a chance."

Jackson thinking: "Man, I wish I could go back to my 1984 and 1988 campaigns. Looks like it's all about change."

Barack, can you give me a ride to the hotel. Apparently everyone else left me.

"Ha, now he wants ME to get in the back of the bus!"

"Look at this guy, he actually thinks I'm kidding"

Jesse: "Hey Barack...are you laughing at me behing that tinted glass?"

Barack: "Not laughing at you Jesse. I'm just listening to Hannity on the radio."

Cashew.. i mean catch you later...

Atlanta, GA

"I knew I'd get him with that "chicken crossing the road " joke"

Jesse Jackson ponders past mistakes while Obama laughs all the way to the White House.

Fasten your seatbelt, Barack. This is going to be a bumpy ride!

It's not fair!!! I did all the hard work and they like you better than me....

Jesse, I've seen better ties on the railroad.

Bats, Marietta, Ga.

You laugh now, but just wait! Next time I WILL have my knife!

Aaron. El Reno,Oklahoma

Jesse, I'll be right back...I need to buy a knife at the store.

Yesterday is gone, sadly leaving and a bit unwillingly.
But the Future looks hopeful and full of eager happiness.

Don't forget that after all, we are brothers!!!

Now, on the left we have the past and on the right we have hope, the future.

Listen Obama: if you take me home... I swear… I will shut up for real … pleaseeeeeee!!!

Hey, I gotta laugh at myself- nobody else is as funny.

No one will cut me off in this thing!

Hhhhey Jessie,

How'd you like to be my running mate? Aaaapril Fool

Clyde E, Currie
Memphis, TN

Oh, Barack you know I didn't mean what I said about wanting your nuts, you're gonna tell your driver to stop..... right?

Don't let the door hit you in the gonads.

Jesse, don't you know I am rubber and you are glue. What ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Window to the future? Jesse doesn't see much to smile about and Obama has the last laugh.

Ha, Ha, Ha. Mine are bigger than his!

Jeese How do like me so far?

I am somebody.

Darn, I missed, But I guess a knife in the back will have to do.

He needs a hug like I need to be seen with him....just drive!

You're Nuts! Tell another Joke.

Here's where I make objects in the mirror appear further than they seem...

He really thinks I'm stopping this train for HIM?

Go ahead and laugh Barack, just remember who listens to your confessions.

He said he meant to say Osama Bin Laden should have his n..s cut off.

Barack: "Maybe if I close my eyes, he will disappear"

Talking down to black people?...Jesse, that is ridiculous...Oh, by the way, would you mind taking a seat in the back of the bus?

your "right" is my "left"

Why are you laughing? It was not a joke.

Mirror, Mirror on the Car – who’s the nuttiest of them all?

If you keep making crude remarks, people will think you belong on the short bus, Jesse!

Barack,how dare you see everyone as Americans,I've made a living dividing America for years?????????????????????????

Good Cop, Bad Cop

This guy is just toooooo easy

let me get some change obama, oh i see now you gonna put me down!

Haa...Jesse, thanks for not embarrassing me like my reverend.

(reverend jackson, in soliloquy) -

"if i could only think of someone who could promote my new invention which should be ready to market in about 13 months, the bullet-proof/knife-proof jock-strap, and who is this guy behind me doing his tommie harris at the '68 olympics impression?"

When I look at myself I don't see the man I want to be,somewhere along the line I slipped off track,one step up and two steps back

Barack, What about me?

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the nuttiest Reverend of them all?

Chris, New York

I'm the ghost of the old guard past,I'm here to hold you back,bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's he gonna do with that fist? It's ok. I'll keep the wide grin, or my secret service agents will go nuts if I look otherwise.

Matt,
Brooklyn, NY

Zippety Doo da, Zippety Ay, you messed up Jesse and made my day!

Hey, barack do not close the door on me, i am still here boddy.

Is Jesse Jackson going to have to choke a Barack?

keep your friends close and your enemies even closer barack is thinking as he enters his car

I'm sorry for laughing Jesse, but I can't help. Everything you say rhymes.

WHEW!!!! For a minute there I thought that man in the mirror was me.

I just gave him a list of "N" words you can't say on a hot mic.

ha. he thinks he can get on the bus after what he said about me. he must be nuts

I am not the NY governor, I don't accept streetside solicitations!!

Jesse Jackson reflects on his waning influence
as Barack pushes on, “balls to the wall”.

Jesse, I've seen nicer ties on the railroad.

Bats, Marietta, Ga.

Ha! my 4 are the funniest but you won't print them? That just proves that Jackson is getting off 'Scott' free!

Haha you're joking, right...I have to go now

Where's the secret service when you need them?

-Rvd. Jackson-

That should've been me.

Yeah that’s right, keep the comments coming buddy. I’m still going to succeed where you failed.

Your the man Barack! Your the man!

-Rvd. Jackson-

*tears* That's mah boy! Oh, I promised I wouldn't cry...

Jesse, Unless, I look down, I won't see you looking up at me.

Bhaskar
Sunnyvale, California

Obama laughing at the high cost of gas prices for his bullet proof SUV!

Hey Jesse, thanks for the ride, this is where i catch the presidential express.

Jackson attempts a backstab but hits smoke and mirrors instead.

Jesse Jackson watches his career fade to black.

"I am your father Obama....don't you laugh at me...don't you get into that car...

Laura

Toronto, ON Canada

Jessie is about to follow the instructions of Bob Barker. "Help control overpopulation, have your pests spayed or neutered."

Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more ya eat the more you fart, the more ya far the better you feel, now Jesse stay the hell outta' my car!

HaHaHa Jessie your Nuts if you think I'm going to have you as my VP!!!

Blake LeBrew
Milton Ma

Jessie is about to follow the instructions of Bob Barker. “Help control overpopulation, have your pests spayed or neutered.”

Aaron, El Reno, OK

Barack : I hope this guy doesn't say something too stupid
oroville ca

Jackson, always behind Obama to back him up.

Barack I apologized! Why can't I get a fist-bump?

Jesse is a friend, ya' know he's always been a good friend of mine...

hey barack dont laugh at me, I'm in mental recession.

Bernard

Toronto, Canada

Sorry Jesse, my wind-SORE knot was making me uncomfortable.

Obama finds Jesse Jackson’s thoughts on what he should be saying about Black Americans completely laughable.

I'm gonna be the first black President and you're not...na na.

Jesse: hmm, ... look at him!

Jesse, whatever you do, you can't put me back.I will still move forward!!!

Toronto, Canada

Ah. speed up! Jesse's comin'!

Rev. Jesse Jackson gets as close to Obama as he'll ever be again...just a reflection in the background.

Ha, Ha Jessie you can open and close doors all day for me, but I'm still going to have you as my VP!!!

If Hillary couldn't cut it, what makes you think you can Jesse?

Stabbed in the back...again.

Ha, Ha Jessie you can open and close doors all day for me, but I’m still not going to have you as my VP!!!

Now Jessie, Get out of my way or I'll shut your nuts in the door.

"Come back Boo! We need someone to be Tito in our Jackson 5 karaoke act!"

Don't be sad... out with the old, in with the new.

Hey Jess, I hope you had lunch today because I don't want to find out that I'm going to be on your menu.......

come on Barack, unlock the door!

Excuse my back Jess, but I don't want to give you any ideas of having me on your lunch menu.......

Jesse, give it up! your statement is beyond bad taste. Anyone who supports responsibility and concern for children has my vote.

"One of these days, Barack . . . BOOM! Right to the moon!"

Hot mic jokes always make me hysterical!

Jessie Jessie The every time you open your mouth it's to change your feet

go ahead and keep them, i need the women vote

No, Jesse, I'm not laughing.

I find the idea that 'there's not much of a difference between us to be...frightening!"

...And the "old style politics" is just a passing reflection, soon forgotten.

Warren, PA

knock knock...
who's there?
Jesse.
Jesse who?
Just say it's your shadow.

What do I think the difference is between us, Rev. Jesse?

I think there are many.
The biggest being legitimacy!

HaHaHaHa

Why can't we all just get along?