Two men with high aspirations, one reflecting.

Jesse, you’re nuts! I’m not talking down to black men
by telling them to get a pair !

Can I get it or should I just continue riding you coat tails??

First Bill Cosby, and now this guy. What’s next?

“Oh no he didn’t just diss me!!!”

Must control impulse to kill…must control impulse to kill.

Jesse Jackson’s image fades as he gives Barack a test tickle.

Frenemies to the bitter end!!!

Not to worry, he’ll never go anywhere.

“You so crazy! You know you’re still my Boo!”

Thanks, Jesse! I had a ball hanging out with you!

“Wait ’til I get in the car, Jesse…you’re gonna get my nuts caught in the door”

“You play bad cop and I’ll play good”

“Punk, don’t make me call Al Sharpton on ya”

Jesse Jackson reflects on his waning influence
as Barack pushes on, “balls to the wall”.

Jesse, c’mon! You really didn’t know what those mountain oysters were that they served you for breakfast ?

“Sorry Jesse, no more room. Maybe McCain has enough room on the ‘Straight Talk Express’ to give you a lift!”

Man am I having a great day first Jessie, Now Phil Gramm. Sometimes I just love being me.

Barack, I’m serious. You better store away some influential friends like a squirrel stores nuts for the winter. You’ll need them later.

“Staring in my rearview mirror as another one gets thrown under the bus”.

Jackson: Keep smilin’ you S.O.B. I’ll get you someday.

Some days, I just love being me. First Jesse. Then Phil Gramm and now Mccain and viagragate. Lord I love days like these.

Jessie Jackson casts a forlorn look as the future rides off into the sunset and the White House.

After some reflection, Obama puts Rev Jackson behind him.

Jessie Jackson is left behind as the Obama band wagon rolls on.

Rah Rah Ree Kick ‘Em In The Knee!!! Rah Rah Ruts, Kick ‘Em in uhhhh.. the Other Knee!!!

Yeah, the bag of mixed nuts was great, now maybe Jessie will get a pair.

“Get in the car , Jesse…I can’t hear what you’re saying when you are out there talking down to me!”

Hillary, He loved the Nutcraker. Great idea.

With the Secret Service protecting the nuts, Jackson goes for Obama’s back.

Jackson lives up to his reputation as a backstabber.

Damn!!! Right to the hilt and he’s still smiling!!!???

Obama proves he’s “the Teflon Candidate” when Jackson’s blade snaps.

Jesse, to himself, “Why did he just laugh when I tried to fist bump him?”

This was the first time Jessie tried to grab Barack’s private parts.
Barack said “dude you missed, then drives away laughing,
as Jessie stands holding a fist full of nothing.

Denver,Colorado

Jesse you are just jealous of me because I am about to be the next priesidednt

I always enjoy seeing the Rev. Jesse Jackson. In the rear-view mirror, that is.

You would have been on the back of this bus if it wasn’t for ME.

Jesse, it would be a lot easier to perform the operation if you faced me

Hee, hee, that coffee I spiked with laxative should be “PUSHing” Jesse and the Coalition any second now!

Jefferson, Louisiana

Obama laughing after snatching the “torch” from Jesse Jackson.

Sorry, Jess…I called shotgun.

He really thought he had a chance in ‘84!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Jesse you cant be my VP either

Out with the old, and in with the new!

Obama telling Jesse to grow a pair and stop complaining about the rain…

Jesse Jackson: “That’s right Barry, you best get in there before I do something!”
Barack Obama: (singing) “Can’t touch this…na na na na!”

Obama: HaHaHa - I just stiffed Jesse on that breakfast bill and stuffed the check in his collar - HaHaHa!!!

Obama can’t contain his laughter after encountering Jesse Jackson’s huge ego.

Jesse seen with vengeance in his eyes.

Lee,Madison,AL

All that remains of Jesse Jackson is a reflection of the man he used to be.

Jesse Jackson to Obama: “Sorry Barack . . . but after 8 LONG years of Bush, we just can’t afford another nut back in the White House!”

Jesse feels that he got ripped for apologizing to Obama.

Obama laugh off the insult that Jesse made.

Images in the glass may be closer than they appear.

Senator Obama after hearing a Lorena Bobbitt joke from Rev. Jackson.

Reflection of the past, reality of the future

Hey Barack, I only said that because I want you to be the first black president AND the first female president.

Do your worst Jackson……I’ve been wearing a bullet proof cup since I was twelve.

“Was it just me or was Obama acting white”

Barack, I’m serious! I want to be your VP!

Stay off the bus, it’s my turn!

Mirror mirror on the wall, who makes the dumbest comments of them all.

A cordial chat behind bulletproof glass

“Jesse, I call shot gun…I’ll flip -flop positions with you later”

“Now there goes someone who doesn’t talk down to black people”
-Jesse Jackson

What are you laughing at Barack…..I’m serious, I’ll do it….. I did it to my dog last week!

Et tu, Jesse?

“He’s no John Edwards, but he did a good job”

Jesse Jackson:
Obama, you come in here and take my thunder. Who do you think you are?

Barack Obama:
Ah, ah, ah…Jesse take a back seat and let me show you how we do things now.

In another edition of surrogate Hide n Seek, Obama drops Rev Jackson off on the side of the road and tells him to count to 1 billion before coming to the campaign

Good one Jesse….I guess that will make ME the first female president.

Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the dumbest of them all?

Stop Jesse! That tickles.

Jesse, don’t pee on my wheels, then tell me it’s raining.

If you were me, you’d do things very different. That’s why you’re not me.

Hey “Bro” Me and Hillary gotta go.

Jesse… I was joking when I said you’ve open a lot of doors for a lot of people in your time, but none of them were for me!!!

Joe Clark P.A.

Guess who’s in the driver seat now?

“I’ll have the last laugh, just like Lorena.”

Obama: Jesse I don’t know if you will ever reflect me , but it seems like I will be moving on.

Obama laughing after telling Jackson that one day he will have to pass his “torch” to him just like Oprah to Tyra Banks.

Jesse Jackson- Can I get a spot in your campaign?
Obama- You’re nuts!!

If only had had glanced behind, then I would have known to expect a stab in the back.

The joke really wasn’t that funny Barack

The universe has a way of showing you who will stab you in the back.

Sheri V
NM

“Widow, window, on the car, who’s the righteous one by far ?”

Jackson follows Obama to his car to make sure he accepts his apology for “cutting” him off in the doorway.

Paris and Nicole, move over, there is a new set of “frienemies”.

Are you stabbing me in the back?!?!

Jesus … what did that MORON say NOW????

Let’s see……now where did I put that knife?

Obama laughing after telling Jackson he is “responsible” for his own ride home.

Barack, is that a “Pat Boone” CD your listening to?

Jesse, if you cut off my nuts, will I be the first African American Woman President?

did I say “cut”? I mean “pound”!

Sorry about what I said Barack….I guess I went a little “nuts”.

Jesse Jackson is mad because he wished he was in Obama’s position.

Is this guy still staring at me? He must be nuts!

Sure Jesse, I’ll get you Oprah’s autograph.

That’s “Mr Boo” To you.

Rev. Jackson “reflects” on the comments he made.

As I reflect, I only wish I could be more like you.

Come on Barack, stop foolin’ ! Let me ride up front with you.

“See my muscle Barack this is how I get revenge for you talkin’ bout them African men!”

HaHa.Jesse oughta’ know I don’t have any nuts.Why else would I be trying to please everyone by flip-flopping.

Ever have that feeling, “Someone” is watching your every move?

“Sorry Rev. No more seats, catch a taxi”.

… cuts or nuts? Wish I could understand what he’s saying half of the time.

Hmmm, now where did I put my sheeps clothing outfit?

“Is he nuts…Anything I say seem funny to him”.

I wonder if this glass is bullet proof?

Obama laughing after Jackson asks to be on his short list for VP.

“Let me give you the number to my Doctor, couple of BOTOX and you will will look as good as me”.

“Nuts, there’s no more room in the car for you Jessie”

“No seat ?, no problem, I’ll just run behind the car!

Remember Barrack ,Your just like a squirrel trying to get a nut!

Behind every smiling man is a man frowning, waiting for a chance to stab you in the back, wishing he could smile too ) (notice Mr. Jackson’s fist in the reflection).

Jesse: “Barack, am I a disgrace to America?”

Barack: “Yes.”

Jesse Jackson reflects on the remarks he made about Obama talking down to black people and Obama laughs it off.

“On reflection, I shouldn’t have said that…”

Jesse thinking: “If I only had my cleavers on me”.

Obama-Jackson ‘08, huh? That’s a good one Jesse!

Another reverend that Obama has to distance himself from.

One imagine is real the other is not…you choose.

You still don’t get it Jesse, its not the “hammer” its called the “nug”.

“Do I really take you seriously? Jesse, you crack me up”

Obama’s laughing at Jesse Jackson’s attempt to give him moral and spiritual advice.

Barack just recently felt the regret of not putting Jesse Jackson in the trunk when he had the chance.

Man, he’s tring to chance everything I wish I had he nuts!

Jesse, the whisperer! sometimes what meets the ears is just a reflection of one’s true character!

Jesse Jackson throwing up a violent fist at Senator Obama when he believed the cameras to be turned away, little did he know that his reflection could still be seen.

Cherrell Brown
Laurinburg, NC

Obama reacts to his daughter’s idea of making “U Can’t Touch This” his new campaign theme song…

Obama and Jesse Jackson renact the Video of the song”Somebody’sWatching me for a parody on you tube.

I love the old ‘lock the door before he gets in trick’!!! Now keep driving.

“Barack, powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you…”

Barack, it’d be nuts not to let me on that bus.

Jesse Jackson :”Suddenly I see This is where I want to be ,Suddenly I see ,This who I want to be !

The Reverend Jesse Jackson was found here reflecting upon how shiny Barack Obama’s car was. Obama thought he was nuts!

Barack. If you don’t let me on that bus, you can forget about having me as a running mate.

“I coulda beena contender”

The Dream vs. The Hope

Oh please Jesse, we can see right through you.

When I said I wanted to run along side you in your campaign, This isn’t what I meant. Stop laughing.

When I said I wanted to run along side you in your campaign, I thought I could do it from inside the bus.

Jesse doesn’t know it now, but I just took his nuts.

Jesse Jackson to Obama: “Sorry Barack . . . but after 8 LONG years of Bush, we just can’t afford another nut back in the White House!”

Toronto, ON Canada

The torch passes to the younger generation, family jewels intact.

Jesse: “Can I come along?”

Jesse, What is not correct about asking men to be men. If this is
talking down, we need more of it.

Rainbow PUSH Coalition’s annual conference breakfast was great now off to CNN to have an invterview with anderson copper

What? You had my dog neutered???

Lee, Tuscaloosa, AL

since when cant you open your own door?

Hey Jesse! Need a lift to “Crazy Land.”

Oh, NOW I get it! The same as downtown! That’s priceless!!

umm, this is the Clinton’s car.

Obama seen leaving moments after Jackson pitched him his 2008 campaign slogan: “Republicans are nuts… Let’s cut ‘em off.”

Drive, drive, drive, he’s goin nuts.

Just give me a wash, with a rag wipe and light wax.

Jesse, you left your mic on again!

I got your back.

he doesn’t know, I’ve already had them cut off

Reverend Jackson slowly pulls his knife out of Obama’s back .

I see ya becoming President before me, so I brought my knife to stab you in the back.

Why does barack get to speak at the conference, he didn’t make any organization

If you really want some nuts, Jesse, I can arrange them after I am the president !

Jesse Jackson reflecting on his life in a moment”If I could save time in a bottle the first thing that I’d lke to do .

Mine are bigger than yours. Who’s on the outside looking in. I’ll call from the White House.

Wow! Those Fun House mirrors are really scary!!!

Running mate? Are you serious?

oh! so now he is laughing down too..

J: Sure, I’m standing and you’re sitting, but how does it feel feel to be talked down to?
B: Ha, I want to cut your nuts off.

Obama cracks up as Jackson deadpans another joke about Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Obama: “Move away from the vehicle Jesse”
Jesse: “It’s just a metaphor Barak; come on out I won’t hurt you”.

He who laughs last, laughs BEST!

Wait! that suppose to be in the front not in the window!

Don’t worry bro’ I got your back.

Hahaha! Rev. you may want to cut mine off, but you’ve just handed me yours!

Good bye old man.

Jessie- If You had done YOUR job from the Pulpit over the last several years,I wouldn’t have to be doing YOUR job on the Campain trail now!!!.

Thanks for bringing the car around Jesse.
But you missed a spot. Ha-Ha-Ha!

Jesse Jackson entertaining all with his squirrel impersonation.

Silly Jesse, nuts are for squirrels

“Can you believe it? JJ wants to be VP!!”

Sure Jesse, I’ll give you a ride in the Air Force One, sure.

Monterrey-Mexico

Obama laughs off Jackson’s ballsy remark.

Angie
Knoxville, TN

You’ve never heard of a fist bump? What’s so funny? I’m starting to wonder about you, Barack….

Look out Obama!!!!! He has a knife!!!!!

“No Jesse, these are my Planters Nuts, I need them for the car ride.”

Stop Laughing Barack. I wasn’t joking, I’m gonna get you!!!!

wow, barak, nice car… did oprah give that to you or something?

I’am laughing all the way into the white House Jesse !!!
Stick n Stones……..

Please Obama, I am sorry, let me clean your shoes

Jessie — Keep hope alive, My hope brother. Barack — OK Jessie OK.

After talking with Hilary, I suddenly started thinking about squirrels. Where am I?

Obama: “And you thought “you” were going to be President of the United States!”

No, No Jesse, you can’t come along I must only associate with winners!
Jesse’s bubble moment reply- I really would like to be in his shoes.

What’s that… Your reflections are getting the best of you? Hold my door while I take the front seat…

After talking with Hillary, I suddenly started thinking about squirrels, Where am I? What generation is this?

Oh! c’mon, Barack! once in a while, I had to say something to stay in the spotlight…..

Why does he get all the breaks?

Rev. Jackson laughs while Senator Obama is looking, but glares at him when he is not…

No really Jesse, I got this…

Watch your back Barack!

Jesse to Obama….” uh, can I get your autograph?”

Who said you could take my seat on the bus?

Looking back now , I never pictured Jesse,as a racist .

“Mirror, mirror on this car,
who’s the real nut in this war?.”

Obama laughs hysterically as Jackson apologizes, AGAIN… and Jackson get furious at Obama for no reason, AGAIN.

LOL Jesse, I’ll see If I can get you a real job.

An irrelevant past vs. a promising future

is that the textbook example of backstabbing?

Just another supporter Obama will have to put behind him.

Jesse ponders “sadly, I’ve been cut to a mere reflection of my former self”.

Steve Rose
Ottawa, Ontario Canada

Humor has nothing to do with power , it’s all in the delivery !

hahaha, Jesse, that knife in my back tickles.

At least you can ’see’ me stabbing you in the back.

A foul-mouth reverend glazing into the future.

Wait a minute … your speeches about absentee fathers is a reflection on me!

When you leave me in the desert, at least untie me first.

At least you can ’see’ me stabbing you in the back.

Charlotte, NC

Wait a minute … your speeches about absentee fathers is a reflection on me!

Charlotte, NC

“Quick, let’s get out of here before he realizes he’s stuck in the middle of no where and I have his wallet”

There is this other game I know, Put your foot in the door this time.

Obama reacts as Jesse Jackson tries to give him a fist bump.

Wait! Don’t sit down Barack! I don’t like “talking DOWN to black people.”

Im laughing because his parting words to me were , Senator, never order White Bread in public .

Obama reacts as Jackson tries to give him a fist bump.

I wonder if he knows….

Having a hard time reflecting his true image, Rev.Jackson has to keep his PRIVATE issues to himself.

hahaha…….DRIVE!

Jackson reflects on the future of Equanomics

I could’nt help laughing back then because talking to Reverened Jackson in person , is like talking to Daffy Duck drinking a Slurpee .

I got your back, Obama!

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

Obama takes cammand; Jesse fiddles while Rome burns

An everyday occurance at Hertz rent-a-car’s Capital Hill location.

Black History in the Making: Past and Future

barack?…..unlock the doors man!

Guess who’s behind me?! Well, it’s either Mac The Knife or Jesse Jackson!

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

Barack - quit talking about fathered children born to unwed mothers, I see my own reflection, and I am not smiling.

A true ” Profile of Courage”, only Obama dares to put his trust in a man of the cloth who carries a dagger in his hand.

JACKSON - “please please please, ah come on Barack - I could be VP. ”
OBAMA - HAHAHA Jesse old man, you don’t have the ‘nuts’ to be VP!

Jesse - No I’m serious….you might want to see a doctor soon - you’re looking a little squirrelly….

Jesse, you are soo “in back of the bus”

C’mon Obama! Just two more feet to the left!

Obama: Jesse you are NOT on this bus!
Jesse: Step off the bus and I will give you a fist sandwich.

I was laughing because I had just told him that the ‘ Rainbow Push Coalition”could be interperted as a Gay Rights support organization . He didn’t laugh .

Jesse! you stop talking me…… you will be drop my campaign! you will not going ride with me on the bus, Please apology to all black people!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

And the point you’re trying to make is?…making the ground near Ebenezer Baptist Church quiver.

Rev. Jesse Jackson confused by Obama’s reaction to his crude remark.

Keep hope alive! Remember that I popularized the hope theme Obama and don’t you forget that!

Jesse looks on thinking. At least no one can hear him going nuts!

Out with the old, in with the new.

Watch your back!

Barack, I wanted to run along side you in the ‘08 campaign, not your bus.

Barack giggles and leaves after letting Jesse know, “Michelle’s got’em already”.

God, why him and not me?

Jesse Jackson imitating Anderson Cooper.

“I know that fool ain’t laughing at me!”

He had just told me an Arafat joke in his best Arabic voice . Now that was funny , and i didn’t even get the joke .

Now who`s reflecting upon their actions?

Hmm…this might be a good angle to backstab from.

the fear of anonymity in Jesse’s eyes…..

Priceless !

Just remember Barack, I didn’t have anyone like myself to deal with when I ran.

Hey Barack, I called shotgun.

“That’s it, Barack, just 2 more inches to the left….”

Obama thinking…(Damn this is funny, but Ibetter let him back in before he really gets mad!)

Unlike Jesse, the media has left Barack intact.

Will I ever see you again?

Fess up Jess, you made a mess.

Hey, Barack! That’s my seat! You can’t take my “seat” without my permission, just like there’s no change of guards unless and until I say so.

Shreveport, Louisiana

Obama finds Jesse Jackson’s thoughts on what he should be saying about Black Americans completely laughable.

One day Jesse Jackson looked at his reflection…and regretably saw who he really was.

Come on Jesse, get on board!

2 Men - nuts about politics.

Jesse Jackson pushes Obama forward with his words of support on the outside, but his reflection reveals his hidden desire to try and hold him back…

Mirror, Mirror on the Car - who’s the nuttiest of them all?

Now Jesse, stop talking down to me!

Will I ever see you again?
Paul Deacon
Winnipeg, Canada

Jesse reflects on what could have been

In the words of the great Michael Jackson song ” I’m looking at the man in the mirror”

“Damn, I look good. Oh, wait. That’s not me.”

” Oh hey Jess, one more thing haha…in early July I want you to say something really weird about me, it’ll make great press, bit don’t over do it ok?…nothing too nutty…Thanks man, I can count on you. “

“I’m refuse to pass the torch to you, Obama…….we’ll see about that”

You think my raised fist indicates solidarity and strength, but really
I want to sock you in the head.

“Let me introduce myself Jesse, I am your ghostly spirit you see in front of you…call me Ego…you keep me very busy…BUT YOU LOOK GOOD! And I’m here to tell yah that you need to hit this guy Barak below the belt…aint “NUTT’IN” to it man.