One way for George Lucas to get good actors to work in his next project - abduct them.

Michael Caine: I could have done a better job than Liam Nessom! Jedi Master, my….

Skinny Stormtroopers?

“Holy storm troopers, where’s Batman?”

Kim, Bolingbrook, IL

Michael Caine looks for a tougher new agent.

Long thought to be dead, Obi Wan Kenobi re-emerges as a member of the Dark Side.

Great Britian plans to reclaim the United States again if we elect another Clinton or Bush.

Luke…I am your father….it’s time to come to the darkside.

Deerfield Beach FL

Luke, the DNA test cam back negative…I am NOT your father.

Va. Beach, Virginia

Does this make up for “Blame it on Rio”?

Three stiff upper lips.

Carmen Toronto Canada

What do you mean MY STOCKS PLUMITED TODAY? ??? Boys- I think we need to have a talk with My Broker.

What’s next, Michael? Dancing with the Stars? Cool!

May the Force be with You.

In an effort to make ‘The Amazing Great Children’s Party’ less boring, Sir Michael Caine is escorted off the premises.

CAINE finds himself ABEL to pose for a photo op.

Kim, Bolingbrook, IL

An old chap and two chapped chaps.

Carmen, Toronto Canada

A long time ago, in a children’s party far far away…

Sorry Sir, we were looking for a guy that looks like you and goes by the name “John McCain.” These Cains all look alike.

See, Michael Caine wants an Anderson Cooper 360 t-shirt too.

In the UK you get novelty security guards for free with your title!

Sir Michael Caine announces that he would like to make a speech to the kids and is promptly escorted off the premises.

Sir Michael Caine poses with Storm Troopers while researching his new role as Dick Cheney in a futuristic vision of the Iraq War.

I am only a knight. What were you expecting Darth Vadar?

Watch it guys!! I’m not just joking around here!

Sir Michael Caine and his gang of storm troopers wreak havok on the streets of London.

The Screen Actors Guild, having recently gone on strike, demonstrates that it is better prepared for negotiations than the Writers Guild of America was.

Release me at once,my name is Michael Caine, not George Michael.

Come with us, we need to fill our tank with all the “Fossil Fuel” we can get!

Come with us, Mr. Caine. You are on the Terror Watch List.

I’m not John McCain and these aren’t my secret service body guards.

Sir Michael Caine makes some derogatory remarks about Darth Vader and is promptly arrested by storm troopers.

Were huge fans of yours. You wouldn’t believe how far we traveled, just to get your autograph!

” See the movie…or they’re taking me to a galaxy far far away…”

Seriously, my agent is SO fired.

” All I said was… May the farce be with you.”

(1) You can have the guns, Michael but you’ll have to give up your carbon offsets for the masks.

(2) You’ll need the guns and the masks if you’re thinking of going to China for the Olympics.

Linda, Woodbury, NJ

An intergalactic search for a new butler for the Emperor, turns up Alfred Pennyworth. Stormtroopers make make him an offer he can’t refuse.

We’ve lost our leader, does your world have any to spare?

“Did I say I was awarded Commander of the Order of the BRITISH Empire? haha. I meant the other one, you know, the GALACTIC one. So you can let me go now. OK? Please”

“Go ahead, make my day!”

“Whats it all about Mr. StormTrooper?”

With all the traditional British armour having been sent to troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, Sir Michael Caine is seen with models showcasing more contemporary knightly outfits.

Caine to the new immigration task force “I swear I’m not Boy George!!!”

This picture was included with Nelson Mandela’s birthday package from the US. The perfect addition to one’s being removed from the terror watch list.

Great to see Obi Wan Kinobi relax in street clothes!

All that’s missing is the lopsided smile, Mr. Caine, and you look almost exactly like the Darth Vader of the Bush administration!

Ok, you can enter the party this time Mr. Caine, but next time bring some I.D.

I had to beef up my security detail, now that I am a “Sir”.

From “The Dark Knight” straight to ‘The Dark Side”!

I’m sorry Mr. Caine, but nobody enters without some I.D.

Sir Michael Caine finally makes the D List!!! Kathy Griffin I’m definitely not your father.

Breaking news…Sir Michael Caine and unidentified bodyguards pose for photo.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Barack and Hillary will stop at nothing to get the actors to vote Democrat.

Goodwill ambassador Michael Caine announces peace agreement with rest of universe, sends postcard from Crab Nebula.

Adam Nadler
New York, NY

And you think America has an illegal immigration problem.

What do you mean, my body guards can’t get on the plane with me to Miami??

We tried to capture Luke Skywalker, but the best we could do was Alfred.

Wow! I’m feeling a whole new troop surge coming on!!

Sorry, Batman couldn’t make it to Dark Vader’s party. He said he had to clean the cave.

If you don’t tell me right now who ate the last piece of cake, I will show you some really enhanced interrogation techniques.

Im sorry, Mr. Caine, we’re gonna have to take you in…That jacket is a CLEAR fashion violation!

The cast of The Future Musketeers - a reality show,was introduced to the public, which by pure coincidence features a real knight.

Three Hollywood artifacts are unloaded from a truck outside the London Film Museum.

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have these when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did…

Whats this? A Mid- Summer’s Knight dreams??

I must be going senile, I thought this was a Dark Knight party.

They want a beat 360 t-shirt for ransom!

Gaurded by his newly appointed Secret Service, Sir Michael Caine graciously accepts his nomination as the Amazing Great Children’s Party candidate for 2008.
Diane Wilson, Ann Arbor, MI

(Amazing Great? What kind of grammar is being taught in England?)

Come on guys.
Give me some “space”

Much better allies than Tony Blair and company.

“You’re kidnapping me? Just because I said Emperor Palpatine looked like Queen Elizabeth?”

Sir Caine can’t legally carry a gun or a light saber to protect himself. Another reason why the UK should lift its gun ban.

Take me to your leader.

Sir Michael Caine mingles with a couple of members of the British army before they head off to Iraq.

Storm Troopers hold Caine until President Bush removes them from U.S Terrorism watchlist.

Storm troopers stand with a model from of the new clone army…

If we don’t get a 360° t-shirt the knight becomes Wookie food.

BAD ACTING is crime punishable by laser treatment and light saber whipping!

The name is CAINE not McCain, silly!
And I am NOT your father.

The Angels take their kick-ass pose once again!

Dick Cheney sends his assistants to the border to take care of ANY non-citizen!

Sandra Bullock was a breeze compared to these guys.

“They said they would buy me a drink”

Michael Caine hires Storm Troopers to body guard him from Batman.

Do you know where Texas is?

I don’t know why, but The paparazzi haven’t bothered me all day.

British Army gets high tech with their new bulletproof suits and weapons.

Lee,Madison,al

I don’t know about you, partner, but wow, hasn’t Harrison Ford let himself go?

Where on our way to Washington DC; I told them my leader lives in a White House.

Mr. President: We got your back!

” Hold on ! It’s CAINE, not McCAIN, you bluddy fools!”

I know about her Majesties, “Changing of the guard” But this is a whole new look!

The Troupers have the starship to take me to Far, Far Away land so i can steal Shrek’s Throne and instead to be a Sir, Mr.Caine certainly will became a king!!

“This is beneath me. Oh well, at least it’s not a Trekkie convention!”

Mark-Andrew
Kitchener, Ontario

Sir Michael Caine: “Obi who? Come on guys, get over it. There are plenty of acting gigs out there.
Storm trooper #1: Party pooper. Let’s go, Comic Con is comming up soon. They love us there.

” And you thought our Border Patrol agents looked funny ?”

” I’m a Gemini, not a Jedi, you bluddy fools!”

On the next Maury…Two Storm Troopers…One daddy.

What’s it all about ALFie?

“I ordered scones and they gave me clones.”

“One more picture and I’ll tell you where you can shove that light-sabre!”

Mark-Andrew
Kitchener, Ontario

Guys, easy… I am a knight too!

Gosh..These Star- wars ..They never end..

” Star wars, shmar wars, I need a drink!”

Michael Caine reveals his new line of Rugby uniforms.

” Go ahead, take my picture, make THEIR day. And the paparazzi were never seen again in all the kingdom. The End”

Sir Michael, “Take me to your 360 T Shirt storeroom!”

Were looking for Bond,……. “Gold Bond Powder” that is. Were really chaffing in these outfits.

” They said I could meet AC and R2 D2″.

Don’t make me pull out my light saber. Give a 360 Tshirt now!

” Well the chicks dig me, but Storm Troopers…not so much “

Who needs Verison? Not Michael Caine.

“Anderson…I am your father…”

Just a friendly house call to ensure you make good on your pledge to the Hollywood Extra’s Retirement Fund

BARACK - A - WHO?

Weekend at Bernie’s Strikes Back

Michael Caine, still unable to turn down any gig, continues to appear at children’s parties despite being knighted.

A Knight with shining armor.

As if being the Butler on Batman was not enough; Obama wants me to be on the ticket for Vice President.

Dorrine Fokes
Raleigh, NC

(Storm Trooper on the right) “Wait a minute… Sir who? I thought this guy was Yoda!”

John McCain security
force is really tough!

Bloody Paparazzi, will nothing deters them.

Alright, 2/3 rds of the
three stooges!

Storm Troopers detain Caine after he is flagged as a terrorist in Texas airport.

Storm trooper: “Wait a second… Sir who? I thought this guy was Yoda!”

Because “Alien versus Predator” was such a *ahum* succes, Hollywood is working on the next merger : “The Dark Night versus The Dark Side”.

I was abducted by these two fellows….thats why I did “Blame it on Rio”

Carol Kirk
Houston, TX

And you thought Iran posed a threat.

Since when do kids parties require security officers packing heat?

*ahum*, and now without a spelling mistake:

Because “Alien versus Predator” was such a *ahum* succes, Hollywood is working on the next merger : “The Dark Knight versus The Dark Side”.

Wow. Yoda’s a lot taller than I thought.

“This is not the drone we are looking for. Move on.”

Dick Cheny and Carl Rove celebrate the recent Supreme Court ruling on gun ownership, D.C. resident shouts “Run for Cover”!

Storm Trooper: “Wait a second… Sir who? I thought this guy was Yoda!”

‘Scuse me, chaps, is dis the why to Alfie Centauri?”

I was knighted and all I got was these two storm troopers.

What do you mean I can’t be in Star Wars it’s been one of my lifelong dreams.
What do you mean it’s too late ? I was Alfie you know! Whatever Alfie wants Alfie gets!!!

I’m sorry sir but you’re under arrest for violating article 21.8 bravo of the fashion code: wearing a wind breaker without sleeves… don’t act like you didn’t see this coming.

No, i’m not Henry Higgins in reality, and I cannot turn Chewbaca into a lady!

From “Alfie” to this? It’s time to retire.

As a Knighted ‘Sir’, I thought I would have rated at least a Jedi escort

Are those STAR TREK or STAR WARS types????

I told you I was OLD!!!!

Who care’s about being a jedi knight? Come hang out with a real knight!

Storm Trooper: “Wait a second… Sir Michael who? I thought this guy was Yoda!”

ALL I SAIDWAS “BEEM ME UP SCOTTY” AND THESE TWO NUCKLEHEADS SHOWED UP.

It’s not as much fun as Alec led me to believe.

Sir Michael Caine escorted away by security after his tussle with Amy Winehouse at London’s Glastonbury Festival.

Sir Michael Caine auditions for John McCain’s made for TV movie “I’m Tough on National Security”, by posing with Storm Troopers in London.

“What? I thought “The Storm Troopers” was the name of a Girl Scout troop!”

These fine troopers are here to support me if I should pass wind , and lose my balance .

Mentally transmitted to Storm Troopers:

*I am not the old man you are seeking, he is running for President!*

I thought the invitation said “Amazing Battle at Sea”. Does this count toward my insurance quota?

I don’t understand the problem boys, I told you that I didn’t inhale.

We are gonna get OJ Simpson’s property back for him!

George Bush’s new security squad holds Sir Michael Caine hostage hoping that the Brits will try a daring mission to rescue him. Ahhhh good then we can declare War on the Brits.

Were looking for Bond,………”Gold Bond Powder” That is. Our outfits are really chaffing us.

This just in,,, MIchael Caine unexpectedly pulls out of Battersea Park….
A frustrated Battersea could not be reached for comment.

Okay, kids… which one of these is not like the others?

Arrested! Core Blime, all I asked was, “is Bush related to Darth”?

Hi Kids,
If we don’t stop polluting this will be the gear of our future.
It features a cool down suit and breathing apparatus.
Oh yes, the guns are for protection as well.
Not everyone will be able to afford this luxury.

How do you like my awsome new protection plan?

Take me to your leader.(Darth Vader).

Am I too old to join?

Richard Pirtle, Kennewick, Wa

Excuse me , back in my day we had a name for them . Im sure today they refere to them as polyetyylene protrusion ’s, so would you mind stepping back , just a little ?

Hey Storm trooper, you’ll poke your eye out.

These cryogenic suits will keep my acting career going - even in a good movie.
Denver Colorado

Hey guys,can I get ride with you in your ship since the Joker stole the Batmobile and since Bruce took the bike?And don’t worry, I wont tell Darth Vader.

Take me to your leader! On second thought, we’ll come back in November.

Don’t I look like a healthier version of Dick cheaney ? That’s why they have the Secret Service here protecting me .

Once George Lucas heard Sir Michael Caine could use a whip he just had to have him play Indiana Jones in his next film: Indiana Jones and the Search for the Fountain of Youth.

I’d really like to help you guys out, but honestly I have absolutely no influence over who the queen knights.

ok, i have 2 and since i dont know if i can make separate posts, here comes both (sorry, or your welsome):

1 - “this background doesn’t make me look like dick cheney, does it?”

and

2 - “i dont see why you insist on making comparisons between dick cheney and me! there’s many differences between us; for example, i have been creating a legacy of a long-tenured actor and he…….ok, bad example.”

Well, Heidi, overall, I think the new Storm Trooper armor and helmet is very fashion backward, and the shirt isn’t in keeping with the black & white color scheme.

han solo is starting to show his age

I think I’m having more fun than they are——why don’t they put those guns down?

Yes , Im here too promote the new George Lucas film , “Star Wars Revisited” I will be playing the late Obi-Wan Kenobi .

Hey guys,can I get ride with you in your ship since the Joker stole the Batmobile and since Bruce took the bike?And don’t worry, I wont tell Darth Vader.

Caine: “Obi who? Come on guys, get over it. There are plenty of other acting gigs out there.”
Trooper #1: ” Party pooper. Let’s get out of here. The Comic con is comming up soon. They really love us there.

Sir Michael Caine learns the hard way that getting drunk at the palace is a bad idea.

What the..? Is that an E-11 Blaster Rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??

“Wait one bloody minute… the Queen never said anything about wearing white armour when she knighted me. I want the shiny stuff - and a sword.”

I guess they were serious about border security!?

“Call me Sir or I’ll kick your butt nine ways to Sunday”

To Iran!!!

Everybody drop your lightsabers and stay calm. They’ll leave if we stay still.

Well , when I get back too the US , I well be the new Senior Spokesman for Trim Spa ,Lipitor and Vigra all contained in one shot shooter bottles OTC , exclusively at 7-11 .

Michael Cain portrays Bill Clinton in the upcoming movie, “Coming back to America”

You bluddy fools, the Queen knighted me, not the Jedi, now allow me to pass, please.

Yes I was speaking with the Queen just this morning , and George’s name has been summited for Knighthood . in the next lottery .

These Americans and their guns…. good thing I wore my trusty Texas-legislation-proof vest.

“What’s THIS all about, Alfie?”

“I’m a trooper, they’re a trooper, you be a trooper too!”

Michael Caine causes a ruckus at a children’s party and is escorted off the premises.

Sorry Sir, we though you were Lord Cheney.

No child left behind stopped working so President Bush called in the reinforcements.

Michael Caine causes a riot at a children’s party and is escorted off the premises.

With fuel prices high in outer space as well , there was little money left to afford a top notch body guard.

Michael Caine portrays Bill Clinton in the upcoming movie, “Coming BACK to America.”

Help me, Sir Michael Caine, you’re my only hope.

” I can’t begin to tell you how much respect I get after taking a sword from a queen.”

You are calling who a dirty rotten scoundrel?

Third party candidate Michael Caine arrives with his own definition of “Homeland Security”.

Bruce Wayne may be Batman, but I have storm troopers on my side. The rebel army begins!

We tried out for a part in Wall E but they wouldn’t take us.

-Lori in Bow, NH

Thanks for the protection guys, but I don’t think these kids mean me any harm.

On the set of the next Batman film. Directed by George Lucas, it is slated to be titled “Batman: The Empire Strikes Gotham”. What a disaster…

I like these new Buckingham Palace guard uniforms boys!

“This isn’t the Knight we are looking for. He can board the double decker and go on his way.”

A long, long, long time ago in a galaxy far away…. I knew John McCain!

Sir Michael Caine and his body guards attend Children’s Party.

“I really need to get a better agent”

Kristen
Roosevelt, NJ

Michael Caine helps promote the NRAs new campaign slogan “Guns don’t kill people, Storm Troopers do!”

Oh wait, this is NOT what I thought , the threesome mentioned in the script meant.

sorry troopers, It will take more than the force to withstand me, I’m American.

The stormtroopers bring back proof that Yoda is not the oldest living creature in the galaxy.

I think i’m having a Senior moment

Florida

To cope with the recession, Storm Troopers have become personal body guards for celebrities.

After he heard what the children did to Jar Jar Binks last year, Caine decided he needed protection.

Joey, can you beat this? I’d like to see you try. Go get ‘em boys.

“This isn’t the Knight we are looking for. He can board the double decker and go on his way.”

Eric
Denver

I’ve acted in over 125 films, and you make me pose with one of the few characters I’ve never worked with?

“Come with us sir. The children are demanding to see a battle of the knights”

Kristen
Roosevelt, NJ

So…..this is what Obama’s secret service agents will look like in 2009

Princes William and Harry doing their best to shield Sir Michael Caine from those pesky paparrazi.

Sorry guys, if you want to live and work on this planet illegally you’re going to have to sneak in across the US-Mexico boarder.

“Guys, in order to appeal to Madonna, you’ll need to lose everything that doesn’t cover the pelvic area.”

Eric
Denver

This gives new meaning to being carried away by the “men in white coats”.

I have only five words for you: From our cold dead hands!

What’s the difference M.Caine or McCain - we are both old and loyal to our troops !!

Joey, can you beat this? I’d like to see you try. Go get ‘em boys… And don’t come back without that T-shirt!

Final proof they are UFO’s.

Showing support for the Supreme Court’s ruling on bearing arms, Caine orders Huey and Dewey to cover him as he steps into his taxi.

Eric
Denver

Not so long ago, in a city across the pond. Lived a great knight and a childrens party.

We asked for new tanks and 70 billion dollars. Congress sent us star power.

Now remember boys, when you see a flash its only the cameras.

Well you know George could create a whole new version of “Star Wars’ If he ever got to the cinnamon bun stage in life . Well I mean Princess Leia, she’s good for a trilogy in her own right .

Who are these mask men?

“Do these stormtroopers make me look fat?”

In a shocking twist, Bruce Wayne discovers that his butler is also known as Darth Pennyworth.

Caine: Oh Noooooo! I am not your father! Luke, I’m sorry DNA is correct confirm. DNA test says negative. *sob* I missed that!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

You’re at a children’s party, Michael. Can’t you at least fake a smile? You’re scaring all the kids!

Somewhere in the night Jekyll and Hyde joined Caine’s mutiny to the dark side of the Earth!

Cindy…Ga.

“I’m sorry, boys, but the Queen will not see you like this!”

OR

“Now, here are some troops kids really look up to!”

Eric

Denver

Because no chidren’s party can be both amazing and great without storm troopers and at least one actor that starred in the Holcroft Covenant.

I feel like a rose between two storms.

“Unhand me, gentlemen. I’ll make a ghost of him that hinders me.”

Not a lot of people know this, but I used to be a storm trooper, oh no in Cider Rules I was a dorm snooper!!!!

I’m a British Knight, not a Jedi Knight, I’m afraid you gents have the wrong fellow.

Thanks for the protection guys, but it’s just a children’s party.

Ok buddy. That’s the last time you’ll cut me off in traffic.

TAKE ME TO JOHN KING I WANT HIS MAP

Florida

They’ve arrested Chewbacca and revealed his true identity after shaving his hair!

I never show my thumbs when i’m being phographed .

“This is not the Caine we are looking for”

I beg your pardon sir, but how did I end up on the d-list? Where’s Paris?

The Britts sure know how to throw a mean party.

What happens in the UK when you put a whoopie cushion on the Queen’s throne.

Alright Harry once a knight is enough!!

See dude, I told you John McCain would pose with us. You owe me 5 spacebucks.

Star Wars VII: Revenge of the Old People.

Alright Harry .Once a knight is enough!!

They can lock me up, but they can’t stop me from making movies. No matter what anybody wants, I’ll keep making them, and making them, and…

Yes, alright, I guess the guards were a dead giveaway. I am Obama’s new Vice Presidential running mate.

I’m wearing plastic too, but I’m not going to tell you where.

Michael Cain wonders”What’s it all about Alfie”.

Sir Michael Caine being a player with his two fighting men

Michael Cain asks “What’s it all about Alfred?”

DARTH VEDA CELEBRATING BOTH HIS COSMETIC SURGERY, AND HIS RETIREMENT WITH SOME OLD FRIENDS.

Candy, I am your Caine.

LUKE SKYWALKER UPON HIS RELEASE FROM THE EMPIRE’S MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON, POSES WITH NEW FRIENDS.

The Secret Service is a little different now days…

WELCOME TO THE EMPIRES’ ANNUAL FAMILY PICNIC WITH SPECIAL GUEST ENTERTAINER MICHAEL CAINE

Anderson, I am your father!

I had a hunch I was a bit underdressed.

Seriously, the U.S. is taking this Homeland Security thing TOO far

Because a person of Michael Caine’s stature shouldn’t be expected to participate in any event unless escorted by two stormtroopers with fake laser guns.

Caine finds new partners for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels redux.

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

Well , blue screen acting doesn’t bother me . But its so impersonal, its like wearing a condom when your alone .

Hey, It’s CAINE, not McCAIN you JOKER’S!!

Blake LeBrew
Milton Ma

Scenes from the next Star Wars, in which the Jedi knights battle the British knights.

Sith Michael Caine and his Darkness’s Secret Service