Seriously, can I get a few bucks for the deficiet, kid?

Little boy: "Hello Mr. President! I'm going be paying off your deficit when I grow up!"

Someday this will be a famous picture of the old President meeting the new President, the chipmunk guy in back.

Finally, an advisor the President can really talk with.

Put it there little man and welcome to the armed services.

Seeing as your economic prospects aren't bright, little boy, maybe your family can sell this baseball on E-bay for gas money.

Xavier: "Yeah, yeah, whatever Mister, I'm here for the mascot, so step out of the way!"

Please take this baseball in lieu of any Social Security payments for your generation.

Gee Mister, you're scarier than that creepy mascot!

My name is George whats yours?

President Bush: I don't get it, "Who is on first, and What is on Second?"

NO!.....I wanted the mascots autograph, not yours!

Come on kid, don't leave me hangin'.

"Com'n, let me throw the ball and I'll make you secretary of something"

Hey partner, it's ok to strike out in baseball but remember the 3 strikes law when you grow up son.

Toronto

Hey Mr. President, you think you could get me one signed by Barck Obama too.

My daddy talks about you all the time Mr. President........ You don't look anything like a lame duck to me.

Yes, I am the President, kid, sorry about the whole Public Education thing.

"How'd you like to go and fight in Iraq so I can make my rich friends richer, little fella?"

"When I said give me five, I meant $5.00, so I can fill up the presidential limo. Wait, gas is how much?"

Hit a touchdown for me kid!

You're better than me, kid. They would only let me be a cheerleader.

Preparing for his retirement, George Bush begins negotiations to purchase his next baseball team, a franchise in the Little Leagues.

President Bush, thinking he was greeting Barack Obama, says, "Man, you're younger than I thought!"

Nice shot kid. I didn't think that ball would reach a second floor window.

"I'm only the President, what do you want me to do about gas prices"?

"Say, CNN is hiring them kinda young these days aren't they? Heh-heh-heh. You're not gonna ask my administration any tough questions now, are you Sonny. Heh-heh-heh?"

Boy we could really use some strong arms like yours to throw grenades in Iraq.

No, I don't think VP cheney is mad you hit him. But if you see him with a gun...run like hell.

Can you say nucular?

"Hello little fellow. You're not in the ball park anymore are ya? Well, neither am I."

Young man, my scouts will be watching over the next few years.
But just in case this baseball thing doesn't work out, so will my military recruiters.

Son, as you take my right hand, can you swear here and now, that you are not part of the Axis of Evil?

Dubya welcomes another hard-hitting member of the mainstream media.

I don't really want to shake hands with you, I just wanted the ball.

It sure was a good idea to start recruiting little leaguers for Iraq. They're so spunky.

You just gave it to me, now you want it back! My father warned me about taxes.

Boy, since we started cracking down on immigration, the Dominican 13 year olds sure have gotten shorter.

Wow, I'll treasure this forever. Umm, don't pay any attention if you happen to see it on ebay.

"Hey there little buddy. Why dream of the big leagues when you could grow up to go to Iraq someday."

Sheri V
Albuquerque, NM

"Mr. President, it's three strikes and you're out, geez."

Common kid, It's my turn to pitch.

No way am I giving you five bucks for this. I'm just a little kid, pay for your own war.

Thank you Mr. president, but i think you spelled your name wrong.

Spokane Washington

Well son, there's more than enough lights to play on this field...

Red Sox, I'm more of a Cincinnati Red's fan myself.

come on kid ya got the green card or not?

"Aww c,mon l'il buddy shake my hand, Pleeeeze. I've got an image
problem. C,mon, help me out."

"I'm only the President, what do you want me to do about gas prices"?

Kim, Bolingbrook, IL

"' Now, now, don't be scared.That's not Cheney in mascot suit"

Sir, are you going to sign this baseball like you recently signed war funding?....If so, that's gonna be an expensive ball!

bush: i'm a good catcher, i caught a ton of bricks that fell on me in the past 8 years, want me on your team kiddo?

Young man you've just won the White House T-Ball Championship.
What are you going to do next?
"'I'm being sent to the Diyālā province?!"

Hey kid, If you don't let me win, I'm taking back my ball and going home.

but ..i don't want to play in the bush leauge.

What do you mean, It's not fair having Cheney as umpire?

" If you pretend to like me, I'll take yout to my ranch and you can see how pretty Texas is"

"Is the Bush League named after you, Mr. President?"

Hey Kid, everyone has to pay taxes unless you own an oil company. So pay UP!

Nice job!

But I dont have that ten bucks I said I would give you.

I fogot I dont carry Cash

Now I hope I don't see this on ebay.

"Don't look over there, the black man isn't President yet"

" No kiddin' I used to be somebody"

Kid, I told you, you didn't have enough for the signed bat.

Bruce Schwartz
Bayside, NY

Bush: "Ouch, my back! Why do they make these little people so small?"

You caught the fly ball all by yourself? Wow, that's about as historic as me winning the re-election

"Come On Kid...I know you have a couple of bucks for gas!"

"Hey little dude, can you give a brother a break!"

" I would invite you back for Easter, but I won't be living here anymore.
Anyway I'll probably be busy defending my self at the Hague by then."

Mmm, I wonder how many gallons of gas I can get for this?

Do I look like I'm wearing a Texas Rangers uniform, Mr.?!!!!!

President Bush shakes the hand of a young ballplayer after the ceremonial first pitch. He then announced the youngster's Red Sox team the winner and hoisted a "Mission Accomplished" sign in the air all before the game actually began...

PRESIDENT BUSH thanks Little League Member, Xavier Garcia,
Saying, "Thanks, Little Dude, For Lending Me Your Wallet, and All You Have In It, It Seems I've Been Experiencing a Bit Of a DEFECIT, These Past Few Years !!"

I know it's baseball, but aren't you a little young to be chewing tobacco?

But kid, I'm ALWAY'S the one they ask to throw out the first ball, of the game.

Yeah well I was planning on the Rangers, so just go on and take the ball...

They always ask me to throw out the ball, but I never get to bat. You wanna pitch me a few?

Bush: Red Sox, eh? Congratulations on your championship!

What's a gipper???

Now remember, don't use this as a Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Just take the ball like a good little boy. I'm know I'm not Obama, but I am still President Bush.

After seven years of detractors accusing the President of playing in a league of his own, the President decided to find out how the little people play the game.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

What do you mean you'd rather have Mickey Mouse's signature on the baseball?

Here's some advice kid? Don't eat pretzels while watching sport's on t.v.

"Sorry kid for cutting this short, but I'm late for a no child left behind meeting".

Kim, Bolingbrook, IL

Hey kid, I'll flip ya for the ball, heads or tails?

Bush: "Good luck against the Yankees this weekend, son."

Kid: "I'm not one of the real ones, Mr. President."

New York, NY

I hear ya' kid, I know what it's like to strike out, too.

Bush: I know a little about baseball....please please pick me for your team.

I'm afraid I've been traded kid, In Jan. the team will have a new manager.

"There's a $5 fee to play on the White House lawn Junior, cough it up!"

"Hi, my name is George. I will be out of a job soon. You need a batting coach?".

You want to trade this ball for one of those gas credit cards? I don't blame you.

-Steve
Kansas

Mr. President... I can throw the ball better than you can.

Bush, "Here's your ball back kid. Could you try not to knock any more through the windows of that big white house over there?"

Hey Slugger, how's the arm? Keep in tough, did ya know I'm gonna scout for the Rangers after I'm done with the President thing?

"I joined the Secret Service to serve my country but I didn't know I'd have to do it dressed as a chipmonk"

Mr. President, Chipmonk. I stand my congressional testimony. I do not do steriods.

" No, I'm sorry I don't know Anderson well enough to arrange a meeting"

Little boy: I wonder how much I can get for this on eBay?

"Hey kid, I know my approval rating is down now, but this could be worth something someday"

Quick! Grab my hand and let's get outta here before that scary chipmunk attacks!

"Dubya? What's that? We haven't gotten that far on Sesame Street."-Xavier Garcia.

I miss the days when people didn't get upset if you dropped the ball.-Bush

Minutes after being honored by the president, this little leaguer is subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee on rumors of performance-enhancing drugs.

No, I don't work here. I'm actually the president.

I have heard Senator McCain is pretty good with kids so he'll invite you to White House for next Easter!
Jessica
Manchester, NH

"Stick to baseball, kid. As president, you don't get a pinch-hitter, and no one cheers for you when you're on the home stretch."

George: Great job kid! If you give me a big hug, I'll throw in a Congressional Medal of Little League Freedom for ya!!!

I'm not really suposed to be talking to strangers Sir, but my mommy told me you are the President.

Yes, the Boogey Man is included in our "War on Terror."

or

I'm trying to get the U.N. to place economic sanctions on both the Boogey Man and the Monster Underneath our Beds. They must disarm...and agree to Israel's right to exist.

Give me your hand, child. I won't leave you behind

Daddy, why is this old guy writing on my baseball, can I have a new one.

"Child, you will be more popular playing Baseball than being a President."

Sorry sir, my mommy told me not to talk to strangers...

"Hi there, I'm Barney's Dad."

"And maybe one day you too can be President"

Eric Mullins
Wapakoneta, Ohio

Xavier: Mr. President, giving fives is so 70's. We're supposed to "fist bump" now.

"Hey that's nothin', in Texas, all our chipmunks are six foot three".

Don't be nervous son; it's safer to play ball with me than to go hunting with the Vice President.

G. W. B.: Hey, let me get some skin...
Xavier: ... Erh, huh?!

President Bush: Give me five, little man.
Xavier: I'm sorry, Mr. President but we're not allowed to carry cash on the field.

Bush: "Ok buddy, don't act suspicious now, just wink if that big, scary rat is still standing behind us..."

President Bush shows his humorous side by zapping little boy with a hand buzzer.

Heck of a job, shorty! Hee... hee...

Win one for the gipper?..........What's a gipper?

"If you shake my hand, you can meet a real baseball player!"

President Bush: "Hey Buddy, here I am passing the ball to you. Do the best you can. I did."

i think i can beat u bush

Boy, your the oldest red soxs player I've ever seen!

Quinlyn, U.S.A.

George Bush? George Bush?? I thought I was meeting George Brett!

Now that I've given you this ball, will you vote for the rebublican side in the 20something-something election?

Quinlyn, U.S.A.

Hand over the performance enhancing drugs...

"You know Xavier, It seems like I have to give everybody something - before they'll shake my have these days."

Hey Kid! Don't you want to shake my hand. I'm the President of the United States. I'm demonstrating my right to be a giver not a taker.

No thank you Pete Rose; I want Barry Bond's autograph!

Welcome to the Game against Terror.

"I didn't know baseball players shrunk if they stopped taking steroids!"

"Honestly, I AM the leader of the free world!"

Kid, your portion of the national debt is $35,000. Here, have a baseball.

Im glad I could sign that for you......that will be 30.00 please.

"Golly Mr. Bonds you look so much bigger on t.v."

History, my son, will make this baseball worth a lot of money...Just like it will make me the best president ever...

History, my son, will make this baseball worth a lot of money...

"Forget the big stuffed animal over there, I'm the President."

"Hey Mister, can I get my Obama-Ball back!"

No, Mr. President. The Green Monster isn't really a monster.

Little boy, Mr President I thought this was Disney World....

I can't shake on your proposal. I'm just a little leaguer. There's no way I can help you solve the rising gas prices.

Hey kid, there's no crying in baseball, just like in the presidency.

You say you're disillusioned with the public school system? Big words from a little leaguer- sounds like you weren't left behind, smarty pants!

Thanks Mr. President, can we do this again next weekend?

"Howdy pard, I'm Batman."

you still love me, dont you?

atlanta ga

Congratulations son......you passed the drug test, now take this Barry Bonds ball and hit the field!

Thanks Mr. President, do you think we can have the mascot autograph it for me!

" I do really wanna play, but Laura gets mad when I come home with grass stains."

Out of my way old man! It's Charlie the Chipmunk!

Let me show you how to pitch a "Shucks and Awwwwww" At least that's what the crowd would call it. After the batter, hit a home run.

What do you say, let's switch jobs for a day? Pretty please?

Do you want to meet the Vice President ? He is hiding in the mouse costume.

C'mon kid, hand me over the ball. I'll tell you what. You give it to me and I'll promise you that you'll be President one day, okay?

Toronto, ON, Canada

sorry son i almost forgot you, dont worry no child left behind remember??

Mr. ,your blocking my view of who I came to see.

Your signature is upside down Mr President.

President: This is a great photo op ... maybe it will appear on a CNN blog.

"Oh great, we finally got over one George's curse, and now this guy comes along? Here's to another 100 years of Little League World Series losses!"

President: What do you mean 'I've already got a better one from Barak?'

"Thanks, I appreciate your vote"

Hello Mr. Thanks for the baseball. Do I know you? You look familiar but I can't place you.

Little Xavier shakes on his promise to vote for George P. Bush as soon as he turns 18.

Yeah kid, I really live in the White House. Just ask the guy behind me.

I swear Mr. President, I have never done steroids!

Give me an all american handshake,no fist bumps for us kid.

If you have any change to donate to Hillary, drop it in the cup.

"Awesome sir...now I have a ball with your name on it."

Mr. President can you adopt me? My parents are complaining about economy, jobs and everything else all the time. I am tired of them.

Well lookie there, your right ! I did sign my name upside down.

"Sorry Mr. President... fist bumps only."

"What do you mean you'd rather have a Beat 360 T-Shirt?"

Little Xavier, if you really want to become President of the United States my advice is simple: switch to cheerleading.

Xavier, hey ! didn't they name a college after you?

I heard steroids make you shrink, but this is ridiculous !

Hey Kid, can I have your autograph–right now it's worth more than mine!

See now, son, if the country was as messed up as all those grown-ups say it is, I wouldn't have the time to be giving you this here baseball!

No Mr. President, the Zero on my back's how much money's in the Government bank Account

No, Xavier Garcia, that's my baseball, that's a bad Xavier Garcia !

Read my lips..............No Asterisk. And no........Bonds didn't sign the ball I did.

To the amazement of onlookers and the surrounding crowd, both the President and the small athlete conjointly shouted "My job is way harder than yours!"

How many times have I told you to keep the baseball out of the "White House" lawn? Next time it happens, I'm keeping it !

You would look better in a Yankee's shirt son. Better yet, you would look great in the new "I Won The Beat 360 Challenge" T-Shirt.

Now remember kid, never choke on a pretzel.

Sorry, Mr. President, but when you're out, you're out, and you're not going to get another outing. I mean inning.

hey kid its the economy stupid

Don't make me embarrassed kid. Just take the ball, please....

Did you know that I almost became president of the MLB?

Michael

Vermont

Do you know were Osama Bin Laden is hiding?

and i want a new toy car, a baseball...

"These kids are better than the Texas Ranger team I owned."

No, I'm not the mascot, The term "lame duck" has nothing to do with animals.

what do you mean you dont want me to sign your baseball

"I know you were supposed to throw out the first pitch. But, hey, I AM the President!"

Sorry, Mr. President, but I think you should really go join the softball team instead.

"Now run along and tell your parents to vote Republican!" said Pres. Bush while attempting to build support for McCain by targeting the young.

Mr, President, I think you should use an eraser on your pencil – then you can fix your mistakes.

What position do you play...Short stop?

What do you mean you can't afford to take us all out to Star Bucks You promised ! Florida

While his appeal continues to strike, Bush remains popular among children.

"Oh you heard those radio ads too. I agree they don't sound anything like me."

My daddy says your a lame duck, does that mean you can’t swim?

At least someone approves of the job I'm doing.

Kristen
Roosevelt, NJ

"Smile kid, between you and me, this is the best press I have had in days."

His hands on the ball might be disastrous, but Bush is content with having his name on it.

When you grow up, you can be just like me. Then again, keep your day job.

Hey I know you, you're the Jarvis artificle heart guy.

Morrison Gray
Baltimore, Maryland

OK kid nice trick ... now give me my wallet back.

Mr. President how do I Know...who really signed this ball ?

Florida

Xavier, will you be my friend? I'll give you this ball.

What? No, I'm the President. The mascot is behind me

Sorry kid i dont speak spanish, but maybe we'll be on the internets together

A mascot represents good luck, and Bush represents... Well, at least this kid is a fan of his.