John McCain doing interviews for his Mini-Me and Mini-Cindy.

"Sir, my grandfather isn't as old as you are!!".

Senator McCain shares an uncomfortable moment with a young reporter, as he is again made to defend his wife's role in the Cookiegate scandals.

"Does he know who I am?" John McCain asks frightened little girl.

Since voters are concerned about his old age, John McCain interviews younger prospective VPs.

John McCain interviewing for the next surge.

I'm not sure what to do about he economy Mr. McCain, I'm not very good at math either...

Sen McCain waits patiently as a his young interveiwers try to calculate his actual age.

John McCain tries to appear younger through association, but his plan backfires.

So, Senator McCain, as President, what are you going to do to cut the Barbie doll tax?

" Senator Mc Cain, what does Karl Rove mean when he says that Obama is a white ivy league elitist?"

"Did I grow up with Abraham Lincoln? Ha, ha. What a cute kid!"

I don't care how many bright lights you shine on me, I still will not answer that question.

" What a darling little girl. You look just like my dear wife Cindy did when she was just a little rich girl."

No problem Mr. McCain.....we can teach you how to use the internet....taught grandpa and now he is a poker stars champion

are those shoes from Bottacellis?

Piper Macke is wondering if she indeed has that sixth sense ability

"Do you like Hannah Montana?"

Gee I hope Dateline's Chris Hanson isn't standing just around the corner!!!

McCain begins the vetting process for his new kid talk express

Senator McCain getting his daily breifing on how to connect with young people.

John McCain sits down with the two people he admires the most Mini Me and his sister Mini Piper.

Sen McCain seeks advice on how to use the Internet as a fundraising tool from his grandchildren.

Senator McCain tries to appeal to the next generation of future voters by asking the question: Do I look younger than I am?

Little girl: "Is there any way that you could name Hannah Montana your running mate for Vice President?"

Spencer Macke asks if his camouflage pants qualify him to run for President of the United States.

McCain drafts the next generation of young people for service in Iraq.

So Senator are you saying that not only am I but also my children and my grandchildren will serve in Iraq?

If you were serious about the youth influence in your campaign, Senator, why are'nt my feet touching the floor ?

John McCain is still missing the mark with the young voters.

Senator McCain, I may not agree with your policies, but boy do I love your microwave pizza!

Similar to many audience members in the past, Spencer begins to nod off and doodle during his discussion with Senator McCain.

Will I still get to wear my hair bows when you send me to Iraq?

"Senator McCain, Can you tell me what dinosaurs are really like?"

Senator McCain ,you promised to keep the troops at war for 100 years now divide that by 360 days? Are you smarter than a first grader?

Isn't grandpa supposed to be the one reading the story to the children?

so, who do you think will be our next president, hillary clinton or barack obama?

The young Macke girl offers advice on effective Internet strategies to McCain.

Having defeated 1st grader Spencer Macke at thumb wrestling, John McCain attempts to further prove his vigor by challenging Spencer's little sister, Piper, to a staring contest.

McCain: I now appoint you to be my secretary of age discrimination.

Question one Mr. McCain, are you my Great Grandpa ?

"If you tell your parents to vote for me, I'll have Hannah Montana sing at my inauguration and I'll invite you."

Kim, Bolingbrook, IL

Please Mr Senator don't send me to Iraq.

"Dearly Beloved, ....."

Can you please run for President in 12 years, so I can vote for you?

Mr. McCain if I get my parents to vote for you, will you give me and my brother a ride in Air Force 1 ?

An Internet expert since age 3, Young Ms Piper is shocked to learn that Sen McCain does not know how to google himself online.

Mr. McCain, what was it like having a pet dinasour when you were our age?

Father time?

John McCain, "Are you two from the League of First Time Voters?"

McCain and two young reporters discuss their 7 o'clock bedtimes.

Senator John McCain sits down with two young up and coming reporters to answer one simple question: Do you believe in miracles? I sure do. Just look at me a man as old as I am running for president that's a miracle in itself! Don't you think kids?

"Yes, my friends, I do know Harry Potter. I've even considered him as a running mate."

Maybe we should capture this meeting by cell phone pictures like the dems. Could you kids show me how to use mine?

senator mccain, how long did you have to be inthe makeup chair this morning to make you look so old

matteorodrigo
grantpark ga

John Mcain practicing for his role in the next national disaster.

What's your policy regarding snacks before bedtime?

If you are president will you be able to take naps every 4 hours like my great grandpa does?

"One more questions sir, my parents want to know if you will drive us home ... they do not have the money for gas? "

Spencer: Gee, what do I ask him! No chance he could win are 'Are you smarter than a first grader!'

"Tell your Mommys and Daddys to vote for me!"

The two children and McCain hit it off when they discussed their favorite brands of diapers.

Interveiwer-1) So do you plan on making Dora the explorer a V.P candidate?

Do you want some hard candies children?

As Senator McCain spoke to Piper, little Spencer passed the time balancing the National budget.

Senator McCain, There has been much speculation as to who might be you running mate for the up comming election. I have three words for you.......... VICE PRESIDENT SPONGEBOB!

I'm Big Mac.

I am the man.

Yes Senator McCain I'll give you a box a girl guide cookies if you deliever on all of your promises!

There was a heated discussion when McCain and young reporters argued who peed more during the night.

"Have you heard about my plan to lower the draft age to 10?"

McCain asks, "Have I ever taste tested Cookies baked at home? Are you kidding me?"

Can you tell Santa that I want a pony for Christmas?

" So Mr. Clark is being mean to you and you're telling Mr. Obama on him?"

Piper to McCain: Is is true that you were one of the original Mouseketeers on the Mickey Mouse Show?

"With all due respect sir, would the country really be any worse off if kids like us ran it?"

The things I have to do in order to become president!

McCain interviews for a running mate at the opposite end of the spectrum.

Sir, $300 million for advanced car battery to help reduce environmental impact, what do I get for riding around in it?

Senator McCain, last week I was grounded for drawing a picture on the wall. What was it like to be able to make cave paintings when YOU were a kid and not get it trouble?

Why, come to think of it, I do like tapioca pudding and Bob Hope.

Piper Macke asks John McCain How old will you be when the war is over? ,as Spencer ties in vain to calculate it.

"You mean, in twelve years I can go play in a bigger sandbox?"

"Keep makin' those french fries and you'll always be MY hero!"

Is that you Cindy wow ,how long have I been this old!

Senator McCain shows Piper and Spencer his in-office tanning booth.

" If you put this fuzzy thing on your head you'll look WAY younger!"

No, Mr. McCain, I don't want to know what you think of Hannah Montana. I'm more interested in hearing how you plan to keep an American presence in Iraq until 2013 without reinstating the draft.

After a tense moment discussing controversial issues on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, presidential hopeful John McCain turns to "safer" media outlets to increase his publicity.

As Barack Obama's step-dad's grand-daughter's third-cousin twice-removed on my aunt's side, can you tell me why my half-brother's grandfather should vote for you?

BOOM ! Oh, I am so sorry little girl, I didn't really mean to scare you.

So, what was it like living with the dino's

Senator, why did Clark say such mean things about you?
Well, because I told him his expedition could never reach the Pacific Ocean by following the Missouri River.............oh, you mean Wesley Clark.

Ah, shucks! I can't beat any of these!

I can't talke to you. You're a stranger.

"That camouflage your brother is wearing is giving me flashbacks"

So, when was the first time you got to use indor plumbing?

So, Tell Me Again Mr. McCain, why DIDN'T you WIN for president the last time you RAN !!, Wouldn't you RATHER see a Younger Person in the White House ??

Well, remenber what it is like to be your age? Little girl I'm luckey to remember where the captiol is!

if you are not elected, do you promise (cross your heart and hope to die) to not do a Viagra commercial like Senator Dole did in 1996?

I see your little brother is keeping score, now was that your second question or your fifth and final one?

So...did you grow up with Jesus!?

Cindy...Ga.

No honey. That's not what they mean by "natural gas".

Mr. McCain, would you please buy some yellow ribbons from us?
We already asked Mr. Obama and his wife, but they said they were "all tapped out".
What does that mean?

Hey...I know you need more people in the army, so take my brother PLEASE!

Cindy...Ga.

" We'd like to help you egg Mr. Clarks house but we have to be in bed by 8:30 "

For the last time, let me clarify that G.I Joe toys will not be renamed as G.I John toys if Im the president of the United States.

So, is the POW MIA symbol really based upon your silhouette?

McCain gets a briefing on the details of "Operation Cold Lemonade", our new Middle East policy.

"Yes kids, George Washington was a great man. I can vouch for that personally, I was best man at his and Martha's wedding."

My brother is too young for the National Guard, you have to bring them home!

Pixie, Muncie, Indiana

Yes. Doesn't everyone go to Disney World when they win?

"Actually those history books aren't always right kids. In fact theres a story about a cherry tree I cut down that they got all wrong!"

John Mc Cain's vetting of candidates for Secretary of Education

" If you let ME write your speeches and rebuttals...I think it might help."

McCain realizes that you can't makeup for the lost youth vote by talking to people who can't even vote

Which do I like better, the Hanoi Hilton or Paris Hilton?
Definitely the Hanoi Hilton. At least I understood the reason for the torturing.

To be honest Mr. McCain I don't care much for Santa Claus, but is it really true that you were the very first to call for a troop surge in Iraq?

How old will you be when I'm old enough to vote?

Vallejo California

"So, Mr. McCain, what was it like fighting in the war of 1812?"

"Is it true that you actually lived with dinosaurs?!?"

Piper Macke tells Sen McCain that if he can't have Alex for Iraq, he can have Spencer, and he's already dressed to go.

Senator, since you were there,
which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Thanks for your help kids, now i can turn on the computor.Now what?

McCain to little girl..."Are you available to help me fundraise?"

Hurry up with those questions, Dakota Fanning, I could die at any moment.

"I've heard a lot of people talk about something called "waterboarding" and how they don't like it. Have they tried skateboarding? My brother likes skateboarding!"

My mom say's your a little stif. Is that from the viagra?

"So Senator McCain , the other reason I think I should be your Vice-President is..."

You kids do a better job of interviewing than Anderson Cooper does, please grow up fast and replace him!

Do you have a Tickel me Obama doll ?
cause i have the Elmo version .

Senator McCain grills the Mackes for tips on how to raise $4000 without public financing.

My dad used to watch the Rifleman. Are you related to Lucas McCain?

Ralph Morones
La Canada, CA

I know your no bush. I know what a bush is, and your no bush!

John McCain tries to understand America's youth

A study now officially proves that a young boy will prefer studying when faced with the option of listening to John McCain. Ohio school districts are planning a wider scale tests to play McCain speaches during all grade school study halls.

Piper: "Senator, two part question . . . under your proposed health care system will my stuffed animal, bubbles, recieve global coverage? As a single 7-year old stuffed animal owner I am curious how I can be expected to pay for an eye being sewn own while not generating any income . . . "

Senator: "Would you like a hard candy?"

"Senator McCain, I don't think you're too old to be president. You look just like those presidents in our US History textbooks..just without the funny hair"

When told she could ask an old, grey man 5 things, Piper thought Christmas had come early. Literally!

Sure.... sure I know Hannah, Montana. It's right outside of Helena right??

Ice cream? Yes there was ice cream when I was a kid. Though, we did make it ourselvs.

Sure... sure I know Hannah Montana. It's right outside of Helena right??

No honey, we did not have the internet when I was a kid. We used smoke signals.

In an attempt to recruit future voters, the GOP tries to bridge the generation GAP.

Kim, Bolingbrook, IL

Campaign advisors review Sen. McCain's policy on animated movies and are shocked at the claims the senator can out dance "WALL-E"

(Please discourage Mr Cooper from displaying his Robot dance moves)

Spencer and his adorable little sister Piper who has John McCain wrapped around her finger!

Well let me tell you something. Who do you thing tied all thoes yellow ribbons? My two left hands brother!

Is it a bus or a plane? No, it’s McCain’s Kiddie Talk Express!....Lollipops not included.

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Well sir, I looked up achient in the dectionary, and your picture was there.

Uh sure Senator McCain, I guess I'll help you learn how to use the "world wide web".

Old as methusla! Ha! I was there when he was born!

All I want to know is once you win this presidency and put your economic stimulus package to work...will I be able to afford my Barbie dream house?

Cindy..Ga.

Ahhh, questions from someone with journalistic integrity!

So what's with your brother in the fatiges? Sorry sir, but thats a "dont ask don't tell " question.

"Mr. McCain Sir, I don't think my hair piece would fit you."

Senator McCain, I think everyone over 50 should be put in concentration camps and executed.

Careful Spencer, I hear that if he touches you, you turn old too.

"it's Piper, my name is PIPER, not Cindy for the jillionth time!"

Senator McCain faces grilling about CookieGate. "Senator McCain, when did Mrs. McCain know about the borrowed recipe, and when did she admit it to you sir?"

"Um, Santa, shouldn't I be sitting on your lap?"

Spencer Macke, "Once upon a time there was a man named John McCain who thought he would be President one day.”

Dorrine Fokes
Raleigh, NC

Piper " Senator McCain Why do you hate obammmaa? Please forgive him for me please? My mom told me if you forgive you will be forgiven.. I like him a lot and I want to sell my dolls for obammmaa.. Would you forgive him...please?

"Don't you worry about your chance to serve a tour of duty in Iraq, honey. As I have stated, you will have your chance to go, your children will get to go, and their children will all get to fight in this modern 100 years war."

No, Senator, we do NOT represent The Lollipop Guild!!!

Sir,our daddy is in Iraq,so he is our war hero . Is that what it takes to become President ?

My Grandpa usually has candy in a bowl laying around. Do you have any?

Sen. McCain hangs out with his great great great grand children.

McCain explains to the children that it's Obama who wants to tax their allowance.

When you fought in the war, whose side were you on. The North or the South?

do you guys think General wes Clark is nice?

Why yes I like fruitloops. In fact I invented them.

guys I do not have to defend my military record to you do I?

I don't really know where Iraq is I just want to know whether you can get us kids more recess, less homework and free candy.

Do blondes really have more fun? It appears so as the honored guest, Spencer Macke, contemplates who the real winner is here!

"Gosh...how old are you Mr. McCain?"

remember – don't lose my temper
remember – don't lose my temper
remember – don't lose my temper

-
OH DANG IT! What was I supposed to remember???
GGRRRRR!!!!

Minnie Macke meets Big Mac.

do you guys have ties to christian conservatives by any chance?

" It is none of your business what color my ladies underwear are little girlie."

The impact of war and the importance of troop morale is a common bond shared across America regardless of age and beliefs.

"I kinda like you. You look just like my great grand pop."

Listen here, kiddies. Stop the nonsense... you are aboard the "Straight Talk Express"!

can you guys teach me to use email?

Between questions #3 and 4, all three of the participants needed a cat nap!

And thank you Piper for raising all that money for our troops. Someday I look forward to sending you to Iraq too!

Senator McCain, with the recent subprime mess, what are going to do to prevent my Barbie's Dream House from being foreclosed on?

When you lose your temper (I understand that happens alot) does your wife put you in a 'time out'?

Sir... if you are elected, will you make a mandatory allowance for all kids under 12?

McCain: "No, honey, dirt really is older."

Are you for or against "Nap Time"

"My friends, how would you like to join my fundraising committee?"

"Yes, Mr. McCain, even Barbie told me they had to foreclose on her dream home, and my brother's G.I. Joe friend is on his third tour in Iraq. How can you help them?"

Mr. McCain, my brother and I have a history report on the Jurassic period, mind if we ask you a couple of questions.

Child wins meeting with McCain; Chooses to read a comic book instead.

In an effort to minimize the age question McCain interviews his latest VP prospect.

See little lady. You still have a shot at being the first female president.

I only did this because I thought I would get out of school for the day, not to miss a day of my summer vacation.

My brother is young, and available for VP. Now what is his motivation?

Wait, can ya say that again? My hearing aid cut out.

" Certainly, my Friends, I'm all for second childhood"

I'm sorry sir........I just like saying his name. It kinda just flows off your tongue..........O-B–A-M-A.

Well actualy sir. I was hoping to grow up and marry a pretty rich girl just like you did.

"I'll trade you the Vice Prsidency for a kidney"

What will you do as president,.................... Between naps?

No the ten commandments went to Moses. Though I always felt I could have done a better job.

John McCain desperate for the youth vote tells Virginia that he will make Santa Claus Vice President . Jimmy, a Barack Obama supporter, remains unconvinced.

and i want a pony,a puppy...

So it's from experience, when you say there's NO comparison between an M-16 and a Musket?

Sen MaCain, why will my great grandchildren still be stationed in Iraq ?

It's uncanny how you two kids looks like Cindy and I at your age.
(one previous had a typo)

Carmen Toronto Canada

I see your brother is wearing camouflage today , good color .

Mr. McCain, are you worried that some of the oil that you want to drill for could be made of some of your childhood pets? You did have a triceratops, right?

Little Girl: "I sold 4,000 ribbons to help the troops in Iraq to be here with you. Now tell me what exactly do you have to do to become the president?'

I'm not too old to be president, but,yes, I am old enough to be your grandfather.........

My mother makes me go to bed at 9pm What time does your 96yo mother make you, go to bed?

At 71 my Grandfather can't afford to retire either, due to the economy. But why President?

Little Girl: "What do I have to do to convince you that I am your best bet as the Secretary of State in case you are elected?"

Kid reading the book: "Either she doesn't know what she is asking or he doesn't know what he is answering ... And that is exacrly why I keep reading!!"

No Piper, I don't have wooden teeth like George Washington.

And how many yellow ribbons can we put you down for Senator ?

Senator McCain-
Are You telling Me that I & my brother have to go to work to pay for
Congress's wastefull spending now?

John McCain says: "From hence forth you will be called Mini Me and Mini Cindy".

Say what?? We're confused, too, Sen McCain. We thought you were interviewing us for possible vice presidential running mates in the election and now you're asking that our parents enlist us early for non-active reserve status BBEFORE we are 17 or 18.. Isn't that illegal? Well, I thought we'd heard mom say you'd mentioned the U.S. possibly being in Iraq for 100 years, though.

No, I never had a pet dinosaur.

McCain tries to beat children at staring contest in order to insure votes.

Lee,Madison,AL

Little girl to Senator McCain: “Did you know there was an entire section about you in the history book my brother is reading?”

So if my brother and I sell McCain bumper stickers, you'll give each of us a pony?

"All our friends think your wife is Barbie and you're Captain Kangaroo"

Now let me ask you sweeti. Did anderson give you that question?

Sen John McCain trying to appeal to the pretween vote sits down to answer the question Do blondes really have more fun?

" No, I don't plan on cheating like President Bush. You think that's real cute don't you?"

Senator McCain, how do feel about changing the national anthem to Hannah Montana's "The Best of Both Worlds" song?

Senator, can we come along with you to visit our troops in Iraq since Barack Obama doesn't want to go?

5 Questions
OK, can you hear me Mr. McCain?
Why did you tell President Bush to keep fighting and to send my daddy back to Iraq 3 times? no answer...
Can you hear me?
When is my daddy coming home for good?
Can you hear me, Mr. McCain, what's the answer?
McCain, speechless

"If you're elected president, can you do something about those Friday morning spelling tests?"
Christine – Tampa, FL

Mr. McCain, will you please do something to keep my brother out of Iraq.

Don't feel bad sir, I can never solve my brother's first grade word problems either.

"Senator, do I remind you a little bit of Hillary Clinton?"

Though he is supicious of the line of questioning, Senator McCain refuses to acknowledge Spencer Macke's eerie resemblance to General Wesley Clark.

Piper , I don't understand the question . Why am I running for President ? Because I just make sense .

Yes, we DID find the Fountain of Youth, and, if you put me on the ticket, we'll tell you!

Running Springs, California

Senator.Spence and I were talking with our friends before we came , and they asked if you could get Senator Obama's autograph for them ?

I'm the Megga Mac sweetie

Anderson's here next darling – please ask him

Sir, instead of going to Iraq again, why don't you join us in our home economics class?

Little Girl: I have some suggestions for who should be your Vice President. Santa, he's friendly and has been all over the world, great for international affairs. But the Tooth Fairy is strong on the economy, she has lots of experience handling money.

Piper , what would you like to be when you grow up ? Chelsea Clinton's Vice President .

Now let me see if I can understand your answer. When you were born there was no electricty, no radio, t.v. no internet, cars or highways, gas stations, super markets, malls, movies, air planes, seatbealts,airbags, helments,no starbucks, cheesecake factory, no income tax, social security,no ballpointpens, magicmarkers, no cellphones, textmessaging, no cabel and no 360. Please tell me senator, how did you live without Anderson Copper and 360

"Lucky for you old man, I'm too young to vote. I would have totally voted for Obama."

Take 2...I didn't look like I cared enough. Ready and Action!

Why, hello, Clarice.

Okay...Today's lesson is "How to Become a Communist"

Yes little girl, I really am that old...

Mr. McCain, if you want to stay in Iraq for a few more years, my brother here will be available by then.

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

McCain interviews his two newest VP prospects in an effort to reduce talk about his age.

Oh YEAH! I will too beat Barack Obama...so na-na-na boo-boo!

You're my boo too !

Senator McCain, with the recent subprime mess, what are going to do to prevent my Barbie’s Dream House from being foreclosed on?

So does your mommy make you take naps also because of your AGE?

Yes kids I do think Mr. Rogers would have made a good vice president.

Like I was saying Senator McCain, you really need Spencer over there on the ticket to help balance out this whole "age" thing.

No really my education policy is going to be great. As long as you can fill in test bubbles and answer multiple choice questions you'll be just fine.

I was in Vietnam and not Wii.

"add the age of these two kids and throw in Anderson Cooper and I'm still older WOW".

Blake
Milton Ma

Billy, the creepy old man is looking at me...

They said I needed a young VP, but this is ridiculous