I disagree Barack, I prefer 'tastes great' to 'less filling'.

"Tell me what you're thinking right now."

OK, so it's agreed. Tomorrow I'll wear a red pants suit and you'll where a red tie.

Who knew they made Garanimals in Democratic Presidential Candidate sizes

No Barack, Bill was just burning leaves in the back yard. It wasn't a likeness of you.

Senator Obama wonders whether he should tell Senator Clinton that she has a big 'ol chunk of spinach stuck in her teeth.

Hillary, I am a better airline passenger because of you.

Jet Blues.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Hillary, next time I'll pay so we can fly first class.

Sens. Obama and Clinton discuss the need for additional money to raise the salary cap for the Giants and the Bears to beat the Patriots; wait better not discuss this in New Hampshire.

"I know what you're thinking, Hillary, but if this plane goes down, you won't get to be president, either."

"you take the high road and I'll take the low road..."
(old Scottish song)

You're right. We should have flown United.

Sorry Hillary, it was the frequent miles or the money, but not both.

Coffee, Tea or Vice-Presidency?

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

To show their unity, Barack and Hillary coordinate their clothing colors.

Hillary thinks to herself, "I sure would have liked the window seat."

Obama, taking the reigns of his campaign likes to micro manage all details. Today you can only sit on his side of the plane if you wear royal blue today.

something smells!

"I'm glad you don't charge for drinks on this flight, Barack, or I would've had to raise money for that, too."

"Hey, Hillary, Do think I should have worn my bow tie instead"??

"Maybe I should steal his flotation device, just in case...."

Ok...but at least I didn't call you Makaka!

You can't wear a paisley tie tomorrow, I don't have a paisley pants suit.

Sure Barack, I wlll sign that IOU.

Believe me, B. It'll work. Oprah said color coordinated outfits just scream "Unity."

Hillary tells a very sleepy Barack her favorite bedtime story: "Hillary in VP-land"

So you think we should wear the matching blue on alternate appearances or go with another color altogether?

Obama to Hilary: Did you remember to make arrangements to keep Bill under wraps for now?

"Okay, I'll tell you what, I think I thought of something.....How about,
you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours?"

Attempting to avoid an 'elitist' image, Barack Obama rides in coach with the "common people," like those who didn't win the nomination.

"Barack? You think they got a shot and a beer back there?"

Sorry Hillary, you and Bill cannot be co vice- presidents. I may be green but I ain't crazy.

Hey...I wanted the window seat!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Hilary thinking to herself: I just can't believe I lost to this schmuck.

Not many are crossing the aisle so far.....

Hillary reluctantly acknowledges the lemon in her El Presidente.

Barack...did you happen to order the KOSHER meal ?

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

" Alright, Alright, but I want Monica deported January 21st."

So that's how I spent my summer vacation in 1958. But in 59' ....

"Don't look now, Barrack, but the guy behind us is making faces at you!"

Barack: "So will you be my running mate?"
Hillary: "You see Barack, I don't want to be second best."

Does a fastened seatbelt indicate a cautious person?

He is always taking what i want…..the window seat…the nomination…can’t a girl get something.

Deerfield Beach Fl

...Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. ...

"I don't know, Barack. 'Clobama' just doesn't have that 'Brangelina' ring."

Bill is flying solo now.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

My tea's gone cold. No problem dearest, I'll arrange to get you a fresh cup.

"Im sorry. I may be the Junior Senator from New York, but I can't get
Knicks tickets. Try Schumer."

You know Barack I really like you but, Bill can't freekin stand you.

New credo for Hillary. "If life throws you a lemon, put it in your drink."

ok... awckwaaaarrrdd.

"Aisle seat, one row back...I think he's the McCain informant!"

Flying United, do you think that should be our slogan ?

Barack: "Hmm.......maybe I will pick her as my VP."

"I'll talk to her. But, I don't think Michelle's going to iron your shirts
even if you win in November....I just don't think so."

"Ok, so this is the centre of the arm rest. You stay on your side, and I'll stay on mine!"

Like I told you, "It ain't over till I say it's over."
B

" I know what you're saying.....Just give Bill Zimbabwe to run. He'll
stay out of your hair"

"Hillary, now look. I gave you some of the campaign money. You expect me to seat you in first class, too?"

No Hillary, i am not interested in a two for one deal for the VP slot. How about Secretary of Health?

(in his head)
"I wonder if anyone has those "open eyes" glasses so i can have a nap and still look like I'm listening..."

Forget about the flag pin controversy..look whose not wearing her seatbelt.

Barack I know we are supposed to show unity for the party, but that doesn't mean your tie's have to match my clothes.

Is that artwork hanging behind Barack, or has there been some sort of scuffle behind him on the unity flight?

"Hillary, don't look now but I think we may be in trouble. I think that's the ghost of Peter Jennings one row back on your right."

Hmmm... how did she know I would wear a blue tie. If I would have known, I would've worn red.

Hillary: Here Barack I brought you some tea.

Obama: Thanks alot Hillary..now can you take a drink of it first!?

Cindy..Ga.

No more bad blood? The "writing" is on the wall!

"So, Hillary, Bill is fishing in Scotland tonight?"

Barack why does Michelle hate me so much ?

How could you possibly agree with that decision Barack?! David Archuleta was clearly the better singer.

What do you mean “flying united” should be our slogan. They went broke you idiot. Come to think of it so did I.

Seriously, I mean color co-ordinated too! that was not really the extent of unity I was talking about...

Hillary, repeat after me, "Barack is the Democratic nominee".

Judging by the art work behind them, blood has already been spilled. So much for unity.

Hillary to Barack, "I'd be willing to take your 3 am calls for you.."

"It's easy to remember Barack..it's HillaryClinton.com"

Barack to Hillary: You know, that blue really does go well with your eyes..

OK Barack...if I can't have the VP slot can you get me in as Speaker of the House! Then I'll at least be third in line!

Cindy...Ga.

Hillary,thats why " Flying United " would be a great slogan, They had to be bailed out too.

Barack, I can't look into your brown eyes, you might have to seriously consider wearing contacts.... after all, only a very small % of prior presidents were brown eyed!

We are going to color coordinate, because you know everybody is going to pick apart every single detail as a significant symbol.

You think George Bush would mind if we made a stop at the White House to make reservations for January?

WIth my good looks and my long list of experience in the White House and your charisma and charm we would be "the dream team come November. What do you say pal? Are you with me?

Change + Solutions for America that We can still beleive in.............

Hillary, now that we are finally alone, tell me what is really on your mind....

Hillary's new motto "When life gives you lemons, put them in your tea."

Look at all those empty seats..good thing he is almost asleep

"Barack, do you think it was a good idea to leave Bill behind?"

Felix and Oscar Redux

"I didn't ask you if you wanted to be my VP, I asked you if you wanted to pee."

OK, I'll deposit that check on Monday !!!

On the bright side, Hillary, did you know that you could
win a nifty T-shirt by entering the Beat 360 Challenge?

"Hillary, your tea is looking bitter...or is that just your reflection in the cup?"

Aref Nassery
Cape Cod, MA

I've got him next to the window now all I need is an emergency exit row.

Barack, I think it's a good idea to wear matching colors.....otherwise how can we make people to believe that we are united.....

"I know the cost of jet fuel is crippling, Barack. And I agree it's important to share the experiences of the average voter. But 15 bucks to check my bag? That really hurts me."

Bored from having spent hours on campaign planes, Candy Crowley and Jessica Yellin decide to sneak up behind Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, awaiting the perfect moment to jump out and scare the former opponents.

We can make it.

Wonder if she has seen " Snakes on a Plane"?

Hillary to Barack:

Unity today, White House tomorrow. By the way do you need an Attorney General?

Barack is it true that Michelle stopped payment on that check you wrote me last night ?

"It's not that I didn't appreciate the $4,600; I just wished you'd tacked on a few more zeros..."

Well Barack, my theory is that John King's fingers have supernatural abilities, i don't think it has anything to do with the screen.

Blah, blah, blah... is this what I have to listen to until November? If so, I quit. She is so demanding... who does she think she is?

Hillary and Barrack's new slogan Hope+ Change + Charm = A new and celubrious America in November

Hillary, do i always have to wear a tie to match your pant suits when were together?

Is that Candy Crowley in the back yelling "Substance!!", I want Substance!!"

When you pay off my debt you can afford a drink too.

"You know, Barack, we could submit our own photo captions, win the t-shirts, and then auction them off on ebay"

"Close but no cigar."

Thanks for making me fly for free. With all my debt I couldn't even afford a plane ticket, much more a checked luggage.

Why thanks Barack, I love the blue also, it was on sale at macy's, buy 46 get 23 free.

Barack: Hillary I know that you admire me but I think that you dressing like me is taking this "unity" a little too far!

Cindy...Ga.

Hillary ponders to herself, "what would Eleanor do?"

Senator Obama hates it when that pimple shows up on Hillary's face. He wonders if he should....

Now you know Hillary, the GOP put it out there that
we're having a clandestine affair behind Bill & Michelle's back...

"Since becoming Senator of New York, I've found that Long Island makes the best tea. Don't you agree?"

and they say we couldn't unite... I wore this tie just to match your baby blues...

"I wish she'd put that tray in the upright position."

Obama Contemplating: Does she ever stop talking? *SIGH* Michelle told me there would be days like these!!

Cindy...Ga.

Well Barack, I'd have to say my favorite part of this whole process was watching AC360 waiting for you to leave my home for several minutes, when in fact we were both miles away.

Hillary, your accessories don't match your suit... learn how to coordinate your attire; that's why we match.

Hillary to Barack: I missed it by that much.

Wow, you really do have more money than me, this campaign plane is much nicer than mine was..are these seats leather?

Obama- "So, how do you like my plane?"
Clinton- "Mines better! But I haven't paid it off yet."

Barack, I wish that I could help you out. It's just that
Bill and I don't know much about attending church, either.

Lord Bind us together in Unity and Love !

(a Christian Song) Florida

"If this plane goes down, who's going to be the Democratic nominee"?

I didn't bring a parachute.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

...and surely, we can work together in unity.
Stop calling me Shirley, Hillary.

Obama to Hilary:
I cannot belive I just gave you all that money.

Hillary...Reach Out and Touch Obama s hand to make this a place Yes We Can !!!!

Obama: Paddington Bear called. He wants his jacket back.

Do you think they know there is something "fishy" about this?

" Hillary FYI: that wasn't your parachute, that was your backpack."

Barack, stop fighting with me, I want the window seat.

About that $2,300 check, nothing personal, I just need to see two forms of I.D. please.

First you put the kids in private school. Then you tell the press if they go near them, you will audit them every year. Then you...... Hillary laying out the ground rules for Obama for living in the white house.

"I knew we should have flown JetBlue, at least they have TV. We could be watching 360!"

"Yes I remember now. It was just like this. We were on final, the snipers were in position..."

Keep talking Hillary – maybe I can finally get some sleep!

I not complaining, I'm just saying, I'm use to sitting by the window.

Lets pretend we are on speaking terms for this picture.

-Michael
Vermont

"OK Barack, let me understand this. You need your $2300 check back due to the fuel surcharge on this flight to New Hampshire???"

Hillary, when I look into your eyes, I see that I have to pay off a lot more of your campaign debt!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

"No, Hillary, I'm not with you on making it the Clinton-Obama ticket...even if that is alphabetical order"

Barack: "Ugh, I am never buying discounted last second flight tickets again."

Hillary: "Ugh, I am never flying public transit again."

Houston, we have a booger!

Who knew that you had a pant suit to match my tie?

-Michael
Vermont

Hillary; Hey dude, don't you think that we could have a presidential seat like this in the WH which you and me could share?

Obama; Yup! Girl afterall it is a "CHANGE".

You can't always get what you want....

Buckle up. It's going to be a bumpy ride!

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

yes, you are still on the VP list

So, can you get an Oprah autograph for me?

What's that you were saying about the carbon footprint of a private jet?

I promise, Hillary. When I get to be the President, I'll let you have a joy flight on Air Force One.

In a flash of inspiration a light bulb pops up over Obama's head, unfortunately the bulb took the form of red broccoli. Proving that he is not a secret Muslin, but a Vegan Commie. Remember George H.W. Bush hated broccoli.

Oh Hil, I love it when you speak politics to me.

If I keep Bill in Europe can I be your vice president?

-Michael
Vermont

See the guy over my right shoulder.....watch what he does when I scream!

I wonder if she will take Monopoly money?

I can't sit back, Barack, the knife wounds haven't healed yet......

"Barack, you are becoming very, very sleepy...now repeat after me..."

"Even her seat cousion wouldn't keep her afloat"

" I'm not sure about the "Solutions for Change" motto."

Ok, so were clear on the tie, pantsuit, matching combo. What color will it be tomorrow?

"Speaking of CHANGE, look at all of the empty seats behind us"

Stewardess? He's LOOKING at me....!

Wilmington, DE

Barack to Hilary : "Hey Gal, look at that guy behind you over your right shoulder - looks like he can't stand the smell in here either"

"Then when Chelsea was two she lost her first tooth....that brings me to my next story about her..."

"Hillary, I'll take the White House and pay off your campaign debt and we'll call it even."

"So Hilliary, you think Martha Stewart will dress us everyday?"

Barack thinking "hmmm if she was really sincere about her support she'd have given me the aisle seat".

"I think us wearing coordinating colors today will show America were serious about our unity".

speaking of change, you mind adding a few zeros to the $2,300 cheque you wrote ?

Of course Bill will give you his 2 cents worth, but be prepared to give a penny back.

Hillary: "Save that face for the time you go back to fly in regular air planes, because once you get to fly on Air Force 1, it'll never be the same"

"Really, she can do your make-up even if you're sleeping."

" I said McCain is going down, not the plane is going down!"

Business up front, party in the back!

"I sure hope that Bill took that check to the bank before they put a stop payment on it".

No, the Piñata above your head will not help cheer me up.

Daniel W
chicago IL

"I told you Hillary...I have Bill flying down in baggage because that's what he'd be if you were VP."

Clinton whispering: "Don't look! but someone in the back of the plane looks pretty suspicious."

Barack, we should have matching outfits each time we campaign, but next time I get to pick the color.

If you want to win Texas you need a seatbelt with a bigger buckle.

About the graffiti on the airplanes bathroom walls, about me. If not you, then who?

Liberal media, always with just the left side of the plane field.

You want me to share my tea with you? Why not, I'm sharing everything else !

You want change we can believe in? Penny for your thoughts, Barack...

"Hey Barack, tell your aide back there to clean house in private. We're on camera for crying outloud."

Shhh..... I think Candy Crowley's secret recorder device is hidden right under here.

Ok so I get the lincoln bedroom to rent out for till I settle this campaign debt....

Let me see if I have this correct Hillary: Not only did you want the maximun donation, but you want my complimentary penuts too?

The $2,300 check is a nice gesture, but why did you post date it for Nov. 5th?

So, should we send Bill to Alaska or Wyoming for the campaign season.

Hey Hill don't look now but I think that Anderson Cooper is hidding near the front of the plane secretly taking our photo with his cell phone for his 360 blog! Judi Smith from Warren, Michigan

Remember that Grover Washington song? "Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us. . . building castles in the sky, just the two of us, you and I. . ."

Well, of course, I'm a little wistful, but I always get that way at this altitude!

Maybe you should ask that guy to your right to pay off your campaign debt because it looks like he's digging for gold.

Hey Barack, you might have won the nomination, but I bet I could fly this plane better then you.

"I don't want you posting up your coloring book pages in my plane anymore Hillary – you don't even stay in the lines...and this particular one behind us, frankly, I find quite disturbing."

Hillary to Barak: "No drink for you..."

Beat 360 caption: "Wah wah wah! W-a-h wah wah!"

This is easiest 10.3 million I have ever earned.

Finally, "Tom and Jerry" at peace

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Take my advice, you really have to stop saying ummm alot, when you speak. It makes sound like your unsure of what you want to say.

Getting....so.....sleepy........must.......act......interested......in....what......she's......zzzzzzz.

Barack, do you think you can put a link from your your web-site to mine: Save Chelsea's Inheritance.com??

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Can't she just stop talking for once! I thought the check would do it.

You know what they say: "To really cheer a gal up when she's down, take her shopping." So when we land, I was thinking..................

Ok! so, should we kiss on cheek or not.

Obama explains to Hillary How sorry he was that he didnt sell all the seats on the plain and how he tried even selling them on priceline .To donate more money to her campaning debt.

Steven Diaz
From Carolina, Puerto Rico

Teach me that fiscal responsibility mantra of yours!

The Dream Team takes flight!

are we making a stop at nelson mandela"s bday party?

Obama: "Unity is all well and good, but I'm not sure I have a tie to match every one of your pant suits."

hey barack tell the captain to circleoverhead for a couple of hours this is fun

I can smell the unity!

Trying to cut a few corners where I can. Like skipping lunch!

Thanks for picking up the tie Hillary, but $2,300.00 is a bit pricey don't you think?

Hillary thinking: "Hmmm, I wonder if he's going to eat his bag of peanuts?"

But I want the armrest!

This is your captain speaking, make sure all Democratic primary baggage is securely stowed in the overhead compartments.

barack do we have topay a fuel surcharge today?

Hillary – " Seatbelt schmeatbelt...I laugh in the face of turbulence!"

So let me get this straight you want a check from Grandma, Michele and the girls before you'll let Bill out of the bathroom!!!!

I know it's not that good, but Bill insists that I hang his artwork up.

You'd think that my $2,300.00 donation would have at least got me the aisle seat!

Well, I thought since I paid for the luggage at check-in, you'd pay for the snacks on board.

Hilary: "I wish this was Air Force One, we would have more comfort and privacy. All this commotion because we're on board is not helping me any."

Barack: "Hang in there, Senator, we are almost there!"

"May be this is what is called Friday Morning blues"

Barak, Can you give me CHANGE for 10 million?

You know Barack, maybe I shouldn't have invested ALL of my money into El Presidente beer...

Hilary: "After all our hard work, here we are flying economy class!"

Barack: "Are you kidding me? With the prices of gas these days, had we decided to drive I would have to make another donation to your campaign!"

Obama: I wonder if HIllary would loan me $5 or one of those airplane meals? Afterall, I did give her $2,300.

Barack, i will give you my coffee for the window seat!!!!!!!

What they are thinking:
Obama: Just nod and make polite conversation. Make her think you're seriously considering her for VP.
Hillary: I wonder if I should point out that there is a Monster on the wing.

Obama: If i had a dollar for every minute Hillary has been talking to me, I could pay off her campaign debt.

Wow Barack........unity was a great city where are we going now Mr. President

Hillary- " So in closing,,,if you choose me I would like to change the term from Veep to Vice Princess"

Obama meditates: look at her speak like she already has the Vice President ticket.

Thanks Barrack for cutting me that check. How else can I pay down my 22 million dollar campaign debt. Bill has cut my allowance.

United we fly, Divided we flaw.

I don't know about you Barack but I feel very uncomfortable with that red state behind you.

Barack: "Hmmmm, there is something strange going on here. I think I know the flight attendant. She looks like that Erica Hill reporter from CNN!

Hilary: "Oh God, let's hide! It's Anderson Cooper 360, HE IS EVERYWHERE!"

Hilary: "By the way, I REALLY appreciate you paying the luggage fee."

On second thought, I guess it's best that Hillary has the aisle seat with all the tea she's chugging....

Hillary-" ...and then I have to go for surgery to get this chip off my shoulder...

Thank you for your lullaby Hillary.
A snooze now will do me good in Unity.

Do you think we might be sending the wrong image to the public going with this blue theme . Or did you just pull one on the rookie ? Hill you still got it sway .

Barack, I do appreciate the personal check you gave me last night to help towards my campaign expenses however; I believe it would be in your best interest if you would sign me up for the Vice President role to assure democrats will win this election. You know that is the right thing to do, don’t you?

Dorrine Fokes
Raleigh, NC

Barack, seriously, you're going to have to change, I had the blue on first!

-Lori in New Hampshire (I went to the event today, it was amazing!)

Hillary i wish you just shut up please and your not going to be my VP

"Listen Barack – I know you're making history here, but you cannot paint The White House and change the name to The Black House".

Don't you see Barack, they are being brutally unfair to her. Why can't they just spare a t-shirt. After all didn't they get our conversation on their cell phone?? Stealthy ain't healthy you know!

Maybe we could do dinner at your old house.

I'd offer a penny for your thoughts, but I don't have that much since I have no pay off my campaign debts first.

What you are saying is so interesting but I am so tired I can barely listen ...

Running for Pres. is exhausting!!!!

OK see how I tilt my tea and show the lemon , that's very Presidential . Remember to always tilt .

Obama: (to himself) The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round.

there will be wars and rumor of wars!

Let me get this straight, you wrote ME a check for $2300. then I write YOU a check for $4600. I don't don't know if it's the drink or what, but that seems fair.

The "Fist Bumping" looks like fun ! Let's do that after every speech.

$2300 for your thoughts Hillary.

Clinton: nice blue tie

Obama: What say you give me all 17 million of your primary votes and I'll give up my window seat.

A penny for your thoughts. No...forget it. With the economy mess that George Bush is leaving us with, make it 1/2 penny !

How about I give up my window seat and we'll call it even

Don't call me Hill in public, sit up straight and don't fidget when I talk to you. Avoid questions about Bill, don't say umm so much, don't bring up the past. And another thing................................................

See, a face made for Mount Rushmore. Oh well, there's always 2012.

– Peter O'Donnell
– Burnaby, BC Canada

Barack: “you look M.a.h.v.e.l.o.u.s in Blue”, Hillary: “oh, shucks, you do too”.

I am happy to know you value my opinion Barack. Now listen to me very carefully, the guy sitting 2 rows back has to go, he is dragging me......I mean us down.

" Yes Sir Mr. Obama Sir...anything you say Sir"

Next appearance, I wear my red dress, and you wear the red tie.

Hillary, should we colour corrdinate every appearance or avoid the colour issue altogether?

Just to make sure we're in agreement...no fist bumps, chest bumps, or pats on the butt. But hugs, air kisses, and holding hands are ok.

Hillary explains to Obama why should be his running-mate.

Look Hilary,
I really do care about how much on stage time Bill wants if he campaigns for me, but your putting me to sleep.

Barack, Do you think I should cry again in New Hampshire. It won me the primary and may make people believe that we are really united!

I think next time, I should get the window seat.

Why do people refuse to sit near me?

Barack just slide the check under my tray and we'll call it even..

This way, if my plane goes down... at least I will know that I didn't lose to a Clinton

But I want to be your Boo!

Hey Barack,

My campaign debt just went up to $20m and 50 bucks. I had to check-in my baggage.

Was it really necessary for us to wear matching colors?

UNITED DEMOCRATS: The best way to fly!

Dang it! We should have flown United.

"I'll trade you my peanuts for your Biscoff cookie"

More VP talk? Will Hillary ever shut-up.

or

Hillary continues to explain why she should be Vice-President.

HIllary is so grateful to be flying in friendly skies...her last ride (what with the debt and all) was a Cessna.

Barack: With all the empty seats on this plane, WHY does she have to be sitting next to ME???

Attention all passengers on "United" flight 2009;
The pilot has indicated we have a rough flight ahead of us....So please move all seatbacks to the upright position, place your tray tables forward, and fasten your seatbelts. If you don't buckle up, please at least drink the tea!

Valparaiso, IN

Boston,MA

When I look through your blue eyes, I see love lalalalalala oh how sweet it is to be a Clinton.

Seriously, you need me as your Vice-president, not that i’m asking….

Hillary and Barrack Together You and I were meant to fly!
Dream ticket 08!

The British pay $80 million a year to support their royal family, so Bill and I don't think it's outlandish for our public to pick up that $22 million tab!

Hillary explains to Barack why she isn't wearing a flag pin.

hey barack, are we right wing or left wing politicans, because right now no one is behind us.

"are you really sure about this? this is serious! does the job on The View come with a chair for Bill at the table too?"

"I told you that burrito idea would backfire"

"Hillary, did they charge you $15 or $20 per luggage?"

Hillary: There could be worse things in the world to worry about, we might have to fly together but at least on our plane we still get free soda and pretzels.
Barack: Huh? didn't you hear that with your debt they've cut those off our flights now too? I should have flown with Oprah.

I think I'm starting to feel the effects of those tomatoes!

Now, I'm not asking you for much, just pay off my campaign debt, and stop wearing that blue or I will send Bill in my place.

Good thing I took those air sickness pills!

"Well I guess we could try it for a night"

So what do you think," Sapphires or Turquoise earring"?

so obama how coud you aford 1st. class with just change

Okay, let's just call you Air Force One and me Air Force Two!

"Vice President huh, I'll have to run it by Bill and get back to you"

"yeah Hillary, I just got off the phone with Oprah- said she'd be glad to accept the VP spot. I'm sure she'd be glad to write you a $2,300 check too."

So Barack , you really have an opportunity to make History ! You can be in the record books down thru the generations, if you take this singular and unique opportunity to be the first black male who was almost the President but who instead stood aside and let a woman become the first female president !!!

How to make John McCain President without really trying.

Yes, this is what I care about with five dollar a gallon gas.

are you sure your sporters will vote for me

Sorry, my Air Force One frequent flier miles aren't transferable!

Hillary : I just don't feel you appreciate all the work I do.

BaracK: I do appreciate you.

Hillary: But you never say it. How did Ray and Debra work this out?

Hillary, you're sitting on my tie.

Sure wish I had a nickel for every mile I flew on Air Force One!

Hillary, with all my debt, do I qualify for a $600 stimulus check? Or is that $1200 if I include Bill?

We have to stop meeting this way, Bill is sure to find out.

No wonder Hillary is in debt. She ordered a drink on an airplane.

See! Mysuit matches your tie. I can do that everyday for four years.

" Bill keeps complaining about headaches when he gets out of bed, so I'm always reminding him ...it's feet first Honey!"

Obama thinking: "Why the heck did she have to sit right next to me with all those empty seats in the back?"

Redefining ride share!

Barack thinking: "I was wrong, a woman can be smart and attractive."

My staffers are already working on the right shade of red to wear.

Between the droning of the engines and Hillary's droning on and on, How the heck am I still awake?

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony; well, sort of

I spilled a little red wine on the speech I'm giving today, so I hung it up to dry!

OK Barack, It's a Date, but if anybody asks, I am the pretty one.

Shaul, Israel.

Will you consider trading Boardwalk for Pennsylvania Avenue?

Hillary gives advice on general election strategy.

Did you know that some people think the color blue wards off bad spirits?

" Thanks Hill for lettin' me borrow you tie for this picture , It does work
in unity with your dress doesn't it ? "

I like my coffee black, Barack!

Fred
West Covina,Ca

I can't tell you how helpful art therapy has been for me!

" I'm interested in YOU Barack...your desires...your dislikes...your dropping out of the race..."

"I'll support your campaign, Barack, for $2,300 and a plea to your supporters to pay off my campaign debts."

Clinton: "... and that's why I should be your VP... Barack? Barack, have you been listening?"

Obama: " mmpf? mhmm... yeah.. I mean yes... of course... "
*snore*

The architect told me that with a few modifications, he could turn the White House into a duplex!

Clinton: "I spy something blue!"
Obama: "........"

An informal meeting of the minds!

You can have the aisle seat now, because aisle be the president later. do do ch!

Obama amazed that Hillary coordinated her outfit with his tie.

I paid $2300 for THIS

"Hillary , I heard story "My little pet gout" , now let me sleep"

Hillary still seeking Superdelegates to elect her as the democratic nominee.

I wonder if Michelle packed a parachute in my carry-on....

Hillary: Does this outfit makes me look fat?
Obama:Hmmm......

Phong Le,Madison,AL

Clinton: " ....So I said to Bill...."
Obama: ".....and how does this make you feel?"

Hillary : Do you really think we should have taken your privet jet when people are paying 4 dollar a gallon and were running an eco friendly campaign ?
Barack: Don't worry, the press wont touch this issue, Do you imagine all these journalists flying coach ?

Shaul, Israel.

"Nice plane Barack!... So, wen do I get my jet? After all, we are united... And while we're on the subject there's still the matter of my campaign debut...

"....so if you take that job on The View will they agree to give Bill a seat at the table too?"

Barack: Hmmm...during the primaries her eyes seemed a little bit more red with anger, now they appear a dazzling blue...with hypocrisy.

Every good professional sports figure knows how to fight fiercely for a team and still remain friends with the competition!

Hillary, if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen!

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama Caught in a candid shot both literally leaning to the right!

You need, you need, you need. What about MY needs?

Obama: Hillary I'll talk to you later about the campaign, and VP position; now just let me sleep before we get to Manchester.

Hillary can you please tell Bill to stop kicking my seat!

But Barack, I just don't know how to quit you.

Just one thing Barack. You had me at "Yes We Can."