Please don't go to America, they now have the right to your arms.

My hat is cooler than yours.

You want my arms too?

If we were in DC right now I would totally take this from you.

Michael C

~Stowe, Vermont

Paddington Bear feels the backlash from today’s court ruling; giving citizens of Washington D.C. “the right to ‘bear’ arms.”

Cute one, David.

Paddington Bear looking for big bear hugs to celebrate his 50th birthday from local kids in London

What? You want a bear hug?

We'd be a lot safer in this country if the Supreme Court decision granted the right to arm bears, instead of the right to bear arms.

"Now eat your vegetables and take your vitamins so you can grow up to die in one of Bush's wars!"

Mother, Mother
I found E.T., but She's already Home

well...sorry kids,winnie the pooh couldn't make because he's afraid of the concorde....

Some days it is BETTER to be a BIG BEAR than a person.

Ralph Nader will do anything for attention these days!

Girl in pink dress: "Who cares about an old bear, I just want my picture taken!"

Mr. Bear do you carry a gun too?

Funny ha ha...or funny peculiar?

Despite the pleas of children, Paddington refuses to remove his coat, though he later admitted the heat was unbearable.

Padding Bear demonstrates why the right to"Bear Hugs" is much more important than the right to "Bear Arms".

Paddington Bear would rather be mauled by young children than "Bear arms" against them.

"Ok, I shall say this one more time: Winnie The Pooh is not coming, so stop asking me!"

The McCain campaign projects a warmer, cuddlier image in an attempt to attract younger voters.

John McCain's top advisers are fired after he tried to improve the world's perception of the republican party yesterday morning.

Micheal Jackson's new Las Vegas gig wasn't quite what the public was expecting...

Vice President Cheney at yet another "undisclosed location".

Kim, Bolingbrook, IL

If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic

song written by John Walter Bratton in (1907), with lyrics added in 1932 by prolific songwriter Jimmy Kennedy,

Its so nice to see the Queen Mother again.

Knowing that worldwide press would be at the event, Paddington wore his Obama campaign button, then discreetly covered it when greeting a pint sized tourist in a McCain hat.

Paddy, did you and Pooh have the same mommy ?

This is a picture taken on the Paddington's 20th Birthday and it shows us that once upon a time Naomi Campbell was a sweet little girl.

Paddington Bear feels ecstatic from today’s court ruling; giving all citizens of Washington D.C. “the right to arm ‘bear’s.”

How about some tea and toast with me favroite marmalade-eh kidscherrio!,jolly good!

"Minimum wage.....hotter than hell...yeah kid I like you too'!!!

Pad, you know that when Dick's out of the house , you could end up on the endangered species list .

Paddington Bear exercises his right to bear hugs and not arms.

Michael Jackson's latest surgery is a total success!

Reseachers have been stunned about the growing reports of bears disguising as humans.

A unidentified little boy is seen in his last moment before being mauled to death be a disguised bear.

Today President Clinton finally endorsed Barack Obama, however he did so while disguised as Paddington Bear.

Barack Obama dresses in disguise in hope of gaining the youth vote.

Boy in red shirt, "Do you know Winnie the Pooh?"

Remember boys and girls,it is more important to give "Bear Hugs" than it is to" Bear Arms" no matter what the supreme court says you can do.

" I too have the right to BEAR arms!!"

No, honey, that's not the Queen in that large red hat. It's Paddington Bear.

None of us were "beary" surprised when candidates started pandering to the children.

Ralph Nader later lambasted Paddington Bear for not "talking bear enough."

Girl in pink "maybe if I stay really still he will eat everyone's arm but mine

"Bush left already little kid, I bear no resemblance!" – Tony Blair and his new job.

No, sonny, my name is Paddington. You must have heard of me? No, I wasn't in Kung Fu Panda!!

Paddington Bear, no slave to fashion, sports the same coat that he's been wearing for the last half century.

Paddington Bear has the right to bear hugs.

After all of this excitement can i go and hibernate

Sorry little one – I can "bearly" fit into my own hat – let alone yours!

No, I don't know where Goldilocks has been lately.

Hi,

I'm CNN's new correspondant for children's stories; Bear Blitzer.

This is what Hillary meant when she said she'll campaign for Obama. Hence the pantsuit!

Hey, little fella... how about we swap our hats

You thought Winnie the Pooh had it bad when he got his stuck in honey jar,while paddinton bear is swared un-bear-rrably with snotty nose kids!

Finally! The successful implementation of 'No Child Left Bearhind'!

Anderson launches new segment for AC 360 – BEAR 360.

Warren Buffet explains to future Wall Streeters which way the market is going.

When you were born . they used bear fur to make the British Royal Guards headress . I think they were black bears not brown like me . Wow were you lucky .

In an attempt to woo younger voters, Senator McCain dons a Paddington Bear outfit and presses some paw with future voters. McCain was later quoted as saying "I can hang with my peeps as long as there’s no teleprompter."

Don't let the Queen see you with that hat , she hates red . you could become carriage Kill .

Little boy, I really don't think that's an appropriate question. And I'm Anglican, if you must know.

No I don't know Tigger personally.

As Paddington Bear's popularity sky-rockets, Barney the dinosaur is rushed to a local hospital in Los Angeles after experiencing a mild stroke. He was later released in good condition.

John McCain dresses up as Paddington Bear to garner the toddler vote. I need to appeal to the more cuddly and sweet demographic.

Paddy I'm from the US , that's why you can't understand me .

Despite repeated warnings from the government, the Marmalade cult shows no signs of acquiescence...

Yes, it is a bit warm, but I saved a bundle by wearing my wardrobe instead of paying for my suitcase!

It has become beary obvious to one presidential candidate that to get to the youger voters they must dare to wear bear sportswear.

I'm not Winnie the Pooh you idiots!

"I'm sorry, kids, I cannot come with you and stay in your bedroom. Letting you hold my hand is BEARLY legal as it is!"

- Columbus, Ohio

Finally! The successful implementation of 'No Child Left Bearhind!'

–Marissa M., Highland Park, IL

The next stop on my "shedule" is another "shool"

To avoid controversy,

Paddington covers his "Obama for President" button!

So that's Anderson Cooper's real job.

Do you know you look something like the Queen Mum . She's in a snow globe that sit's on top of night stand .And she's sitting on your lap .

Paddington Bear is the newest member of the Red Hat Society

Paddington thinks to himself: Ah-h-h-h-, only 16 more years of these kids, then I can kick back and receive my Social Security.....Oh no. No Social Security–not because I am a bear, because there ain't no money!

No, I won't shave my arms- I have the right to "bear arms", not "bare arms"!

Look Obama...this is how we do unity!! Your strategy has become Un'Bear"able to watch!

Cindy...Ga.

A captiol one executive in disguise as Paddington bear :asking kids hey guess what 's in my wallet?

Paddington Bear gets carried away in a mosh pit.

Will you be my boo bear?

Anderson call me boo-boo bear

Anderson Cooper loves bear so much he diguised himself as Paddington bear proving he's a adorbearable!

Anderson, you made a 2nd ammendment joke about Brittish Children and a Brittish Bear, doesn't that uh–not apply to them?

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Hey Paddy, are all the gummy bears gone ?

Pink Dress GIrl Says: Hey Mom, looka me! I'm on TV!

It has become beary obvious to one presidential candidate that to get to the youger voters you must dare to wear bear sportswear.

Hillary could not 'bear' the fact that Paddington was the new 'bearer of the pants suit'.

Newsflash! – London, England – Disaster struck at Paddington Bear's 50th birthday when due to the accidental spill of a large jar of marmalade, approximately 25 children became inextricably stuck to the lovable character. One child was heard to say, "this is unbearable".

Paddington Bear at a bon voyage party, as he sets out to search for his roots in Peru.

Mugabe Sends Representative to London to Show His 'Softer' Side

Don Imus is incognito after comments toward Pacman Jones.

Little Timmy tries to dismember Paddington Bear, misunderstanding today's Supreme Court ruling, upholding the right to "bear-arms".

-Robert Leguillon

Altus, Oklahoma

If parents don't stop with the right to "bear" arms jokes, me and Winnie are actually going to leave teaching your children manners up to you. Now that's scarier than lifting the gun ban.

I'm bearly 50 today. No longer cougar material. ARRRRRP!

And the #1 threat to America...BEARS! Look at how they attempt to subvert our youth. Children are the future and the future is about to be mauled. Think of the children!

Paddington Bear turns 50! He can 'bear'ly believe that he's still this popular with the kids a half century later.

Christopher M.
High Point, NC

Hi there, please tell your mommy & daddy to vote for me BEAR-ACK OBAMA

After slumping book sales, the once lovable creatures has resorted to selling second hand jewelry from his legendary trenchcoat to make up for lost revenue, giving these kids a valuable lesson in the true meaning of a "bear market".

- Columbus, Ohio

are you wearing a hat because you had a bad hair day too?

east atlanta georgia

Polls say he's dominating the youth vote, but I think BEARACK OBAMA is going a little too far

Paddington Bear reaches out to the children in the audience for help, complaining of UNBEARABLE heat exhaustion do to his layered wardrobe.

- Columbus, Ohio

Paddington Bear can BEARLY wade through Obama pep rally.

After intensive financial advice, Hillary Clinton takes up a part time job.

Paddy , I bet you've never been to Russia , have you ?

Barack Obama selects new VP that pleases his young constituency.

Paddington Bear lectures the children of London about what is really important in life: THE LAPEL PIN!

- Columbus, Ohio

When I was your age, I couldn't afford American baseball caps. But now that the dollar is so weak, I would buy a dozen, but alas, my head is too big!

"Help take off me coat...I get to bear me arms"

What former Prime Ministers really do after their term is up......

(PLEASE REVISE, thanks)

After being unemployed for a year, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair has finally found a new job.

In a show of protest, laughing children attack Paddington in an effort to rid the world of Stephen Colbert’s number 1 threat to America.

Justin McHaney
Seattle, WA

Paddington Bear can BEARLY maneuver through these young voters during an Obama pep rally.

How many times do I have to tell you kid, I'm not going to Disneyland. I don't do amusement parks.

The children of London found themselves in a hairy situation after an attempt to steal Paddington Bear's button early in the celebration.

- Columbus, Ohio

they wonder why pedophilia is up...

Hey kid, Where's the Queen stash the golden honey?

Prince Hairy!

Paddington Bear tries to blend in with the crowd after revealing what was (or, should I say, what wasn't) under the trenchcoat to a few inquiring young ladies on the way to the big celebration.

- Columbus, Ohio

Is there really a marmalade sandwich under your hat?

I don't look 50, I bet you say that to all the bears.

After presidential candidate Ralph Nader came under fire Paddington Bear joins the presidential race on the independent Bear Ticket, forcing Stephen Colbert to crawl into the fetal position.

Marcy, Mobile, AL

Hey Kid, where does the Queen stash the golden honey?

Paddington Bear can bearly unify his constituency during the general election process.

Little Boy: Oh Paddington Bear what big hands you have!

Paddington Bear: All the better you hug you with.

Hey Paddy, wanna trade hat's?

Could I have 50 hugs?

Right,... I’ll not stand for this sort of em-bear-rassments.

Paddington Bear is swarmed by children and paparazzi when he arrives from the USA soon after Lou Dobbs discovered that he was an illegal immigrant.

" I pledge allegience to the Queen...marmalade sandwiches...and cocoa"

Portal to the Future: With gender, race, and age issues a thing of the past, we BEARLY elect our first non-human senator. Will the senator from Montana please take the floor?

Bear thinking ..."who knows, this might be my last birthday kids"..the second amendment has once again reigned supreme

Paddington, it isn't easy for me to tell you this but I think you really need to start cutting back on the marmalade.

Hey furball, only one of gets to be a Pitt-Jolie, and I'm it.

Why yes, the hat is from the "Queen Mum "collection.

For the tenth time kid, I'm not Yogi Bear and there is no picnic basket under there!

Oh my goodness, look at all these kids.

Wow! All these kids! I must be a loveable as Erica Hill!

Children gather around as Paddington Bear announces his bid in the 2008 United States Presidential Election as an Independent.

Wow its been 50 years, I'm getting to old for this; oh hello whats your name.

Instead of sending Scotland Yard to question Paddington Bear on his immigration status. Britain sent squad of children to apprehend Paddington and his marmalade sandwiches.

I love little children, but my doctor has me watching my cholesterol...

"Now that I am turning 50, I am going to have some stuffing removed from my belly area."

Yes because I'm a bear, I automatically have the right to bear arms.

Obama he ran, up against two
He played the game and won...WOO HOO
With a knick, knack, paddy whack
He proved everybody wrong
He sent Bill & Hillary right on home!

Cindy...Ga.

No you can't have my arms to sell on eBay!

Have you ever heard one of Senator McCain"s speech's , he sounds just like he's reading from one of your books . Mr Roger's could have helped his campaign .

Hello. My name is Bear, Paddington Bear.

Boy... Hillary gained some weight eh

Rainbow Bright & Candy Stripes Nominee
Leader of authentic freedom Coalition where children rule!
Paddington Bear for Prez of United States!

Yum, little children, with a side of clothes.....wait, i just stick to salmon.

Sir! Excuse me Sir! You're sitting on my brother.

Next week, Paddington Bear visits Washington D.C, where he will be sporting a short sleeved jacket thanks to his constitutional right to bear arms.

I "Bearly Believe" I'm 50 myself !

"Why not, mister? It worked for Angelina and Madonna.

Who is this Pooh everyone keeps asking me about? Contrary to popular belief, not all of us cele-bear-ties know each other.

I think you should become the mascot for the stock market . They could use your image to make the recession look more fun .

The original "Red Hat Society" bear!

"I'm too old to working these crowds!"

I hope we have enough marmalade sandwiches and cocoa for all the children.

Despite Stephen Colbert's warnings, bears still threaten today's youths.

President Bush tries to boost his popularity by appealing to children while wearing a bear outfit.

Now even bears need SPF to protect themselves .

Anderson Cooper reporting live, now back to Erica Hill for the BEAR 360, oops, BEAT 360 winners.

Bear daycare!

With the loss of natural habitat, bears have been forced to adapt to human society.

Paddington Bear has joined the United Colour of Benetton ad campaign, his message “All children should be allowed to wear red hats and eat marmalade”

Karen, Toronto, Canada

The Paddington Bear commemorates Hillary Clinton's run for president by donning one of her 1970s-styled pantsuits.

The Queen's spokesperson announced today that Her Majesty will soon begin estrogen therapy to halt the growth of body hair.

The Paddington Bear, dressed like Her Royal Highness, frisks the local school children looking for that damned matching purse.

An employee of the new Paddington Bear daycare facility teaching children the love of books!

Clowns may be creepy, but a big fluffy bear is always good for a hug!

North Korea declares nukes. Great Britain declares giant bear.

I am as angry as a bear! I was expecting Winnie the Pooh!!

Hey kids crowd into the picture a little more with Uncle Paddy , I'm beginning to feel Im losing my audience . Now I know how McCain must feel .

The bear essentials!

Laughing children – proof that storybook bears are good for our health!

Hillary Clinton accessorizes basic blue pantsuit with red hat as she makes return to the Senate.
Carmen Toronto Canada

In an effort to beat Obama to the youth vote, McCain enlists Paddington Bear to campaign for him in front of a crowd of young children.

Paddington Bear kicks off his seven continent tour to promote international protection of the world's most endangered species – human children!

Vice President Cheney: "Ha! They still haven't discovered my undisclosed location!"

So Al Gore isn't the only enviromentalist who loves marmalade sandwiches and cocoa.

paddington bear please say you did not cause the "bear" market today in the stock exchange

Rev. Wright's hiding place is finally discovered.

"No, I am not the Queen of England though we do have the same fashion sense!"

See my arms aren't bear just a little furry.

"I don't look as old as your grandfather?"

Paddington Bear had to be the 'bearer' of news that Al Gore isn't the only environmentalist who loves marmalade sandwiches and cocoa.

"Yes, for the 58th time, I'm aware of the decision to overturn the ban on "bear"ing handguns in Washington DC"

Paddington Bear explains to the young hunter that while it is okay to bear arms, it is not okay to bear arms against bears.

A bear on a trampoline? Very fascinating. Where did you see this? On AC360?

"Oh,so Bob's YOUR Uncle. That means this is over and I get to leave"

Gun safety class instructor Paddington Bear explains to children that it is better for them to bare arms than to bear arms!

No, I'm a very refined bear and I don't go poop in the woods!

Sure, John McCain can protect us from terrorist attacks, but we need Stephen Colbert to guard us from these un-bear-able threats!

Kid, you tell me where the Queen hides the Golden Honey, I'll get ya
an AC T-shirt!!

Let's just hope he does do it in the woods and not on the sidewalk.

Paddington Bear advocates for the right for a bear to bare arms!

Erasing Debt: Hillary Clinton at a young democrats fund raiser

-Paddington bear greets his supporters in his quest for the right of all children to bear marmalade!

-Paddington bear celebrates with his supporters as they win the annual seasonal battle in the right to "bare arms"!

Paddington Bear: "I remember landing at the airport. There was supposed to be a greeting ceremony of some sort, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles..." too soon?

Mike, Providence, RI

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just isn't the same. One of these things just does not belong...

The diversity around me is overbearing!

Where's Paddington? There he is! This is soooooo much easier than trying to find Waldo.

"Mommy always said the queen wore fancy hats, but she didn't tell me you were so BIG and cuddly!"

Political Ticker: Obama wins big endorsement ...not by the AFL-CIO, but by Paddington Bear and fans.

Paddington Bear...chillin' with the chillens'

Kids excited to see Anderson dressed like the 360 mascot.

Its June, mate... Don't you think its just a little warm for the fur coat?

"Well kids, ever since John McCain lost his "Bear-ings", I've decided to endorse Obama."

Paddington Bear, Paddington Bear,
Can we have a bit of your heir?

"I'm so happy to meet you! I knew your grandmother when she was just a little girl!"

"Of course, I remember your parents! Jolly good readers, they were!"

The bears were so rampant on Wall Street today that their arrogance led them to infiltrate small children's groups as well.

What we all need is a "Bear" hug...Stop and simply enjoy !!

"Hey little girl in the red and white shirt with white buttons, stay close to me...Hillary gave me good pointers on keeping a good racial mix for the cameras...and keep smiling!"

That's right, kids! A bear market isn't such a bad thing.... Now put on this McCain button.

boy referring to paddington's oversized coat "If we were in Iraq, you'd already be cavity searched"

I want to convene a meeting between Bush and Mugabe with the children giving their verdict on who bears the mightier power.

From the N.R.A to the AARP

London's version of "bear" back riding.

getting ready for 2016, Hillary, dones the bear suit, in attempt to woo the youth vote.

"Oh, yes, I like Mr. Obama very much. He tries so hard to get things right."

Hey furball, only one of us gets to be a Pitt-Jolie, and I’m it.

Okay its story time children! I just got back from Buckingham palace after reading the Queen her afternoon-siesta story.

In an attempt to pay off her campaing debt, Hillary tahes a page from the Obama play book and goes after thoes small donations.

Paddington Bear celebrates his 50th looking "beary youthful " while 1 in 5 american line up for cosmetic surgery!

I just stuck a pacifier in Ahmadi-nejad's mouth. It helped him with his confusion about childrens' stories.

being named PADDINGton Bear has its plus; after all, the tons of padding in my outfit is what's going to save me when N. Korea gets put back on the blacklist.

McCain & Obama might want to take some lessons from Paddington "How to win the younger voters"!

"I cant 'bear' that Posh Spice left, either!"

That's one square bear!

Paddington promotes his alternative to the Bearskin hat.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

My next stop is at the Obama-Clinton unity campaign. I want to put my honey on Obama. I'm sure he'll bear me out on this one.

Sure your cute, but can you do magic spells like Harry Potter?

Paddington Bear speaks to London's young immigrants about his own early childhood experience!

My Grandma's 50 and wears a hat just like yours

Hey tiny dude! Can we trade hats?

Paddington Bear, a celebrity who loves being mobbed!

ANNOUNCEMENT: I am the United Nations Paddington Bear Committee!

Obama's campaign staff should take lessons from Paddington's on how to successfully stage fans for publicity shots. Now that's diversity!

Children. . . a primary reason we have the audacity to hope!

Paddington Bear emerges in hopes to inspire the youth of all demographics.

"Bearily" I say unto you, "Go forth and watch Ac/360. Learn how to saveth the planet in peril in which you dwell. If that doesn't work, you could beat 360 and get a cool T-shirt!"

The Queen of England wears her new hat during her "walk-about"!

I just want you all to know that none of these is mine.

All of this attention has made Paddington red with em"bear"assment.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Ah! May I enquire if you have any jam young man?

Look for the Bear Necessities, the simple bear necessities sing along kids, forget about your worries and your strife.

If the Queen knights you, will you then be known as "Sir Paddington Bear?"

The little boy asks: Paddy, is the Queen aware you have her hat?

Handing out economic stimulus checks to minors, he's Padding their wallets to reverse this Bear market.

Molly
New Haven, Connecticut

George Bush visited london today disguised as the Paddington Bear- his best foreign relations move yet.

"Well, I suppose that if Mr. Winnie the Pooh and I were candidates, it would be a very tight race, indeed!"

Supporters of the Bear Coalition gathering arms!

"Sorry kids, my cousin, "Smokey the Bear," is busy in California and could'nt make it today."

The secret to a long and prosperous career is to never take your fans for granted. No matter how young or how small they may be!

Live long and prosper!

Paddington was accused of growling white during his engagement with multi-ethnic children.

"A chicken in every pot? A car in every garage? No, the secret to happiness is a jar of marmalade in every fridge!"

With two paws, Paddington Bear needs help counting to ten.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

In a desperate attempt to drive up berlin zoo attendance, Knut decides to “re-introduce” himself at a townhall meeting hosted by “young voters”.

"awww, don't worry. My bear arms have nothing to do with the U.S. Constitution".

FYI Paddy - stay away from trees and trampolines

Bear-ack Obama campaigns at a tough crowd of League of First Time Voters.

Abe, New Jersey

Paddington Bear exercises his right to bear hugs not arms. I am a bear hugger not a bear armer.

"Well children I know most of you aren't as afraid today as when Harry Potter comes to visit you . He scares me so much I cannot bare it. "

Ok kids look at the camera , and thank Uncle Andy , that our Pic got on Beat without using the finger .

"No kid, I'm not the Easter Bunny."

Hey kid---Did you pick your nose before you grabbed my paw?

Bear Stearns CEO Alan Schwartz takes a well deserved vacation.

The ladies' Red Hat Society gets its first non-human member...

Escaped bear from San Francisco Zoo arrested by undercover cops.

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

I cannot bear the thought of missing AC360 tonight-you know Anderson and I have the same color hair.

" Mr. Bear I think my sister's under you "

Kid in the red shirt: "Teddy, right?"

paddington you are much much to "bearish" lately my stock portfolio needs you to act more like a bull

Paddington Bear has waaay too much padding. Did he eat the whole pot of porridge, or what? Here's one dude who won't be bearing it all any time soon.

Hey it's my birthday, don't you kids have any candy bars or treats for me?

I can finally join the AARP

Sorry kid, but Hilary's debt is not my problem.

I love your books, my parents have read them to me ever since I was little.

Mobbed at a PETA Youth rally, Paddington Bear is astonished by the crowd's support for his tradition of wearing fur.

Vote Bear for President and I promise ice crem for every meal, no naps, and I will pick Barney as my Vice President.

Art Lazar
Phoenix, AZ

I have no idea what this little girl next me is looking at, but it's starting to creep me out.

michael f
McKinney TX

Are you the one that gives "Bear Hugs & Butterfly Kisses?"

"I bet you're a bit silly, willy, and nilly as well, yes?"

"Help please! A naked american man stole my ballon."

Kid in the red shirt:

"We have to convince Anderson Cooper to make extra sizes of the "I Won the Beat 360°-Challenge T-shirt" so we can join the competition too, don't you think?"

"You love me! You really love me!"

Im sorry child but it has been 50 years so I.....ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I barely have the strength to keep up with all these new handouts I will need to give the youth of America if Barack's tax plan goes into effect and we end up losing so many jobs it will begin to look more like a Welfare state than the United States.

Sorry kid, I don't shake hands. You know, the Howie Mandel thing and all.

Al Gore holds a rally to demonstrate the dramatic effect that global warming is having on polar bears.

WOW 50 yrs, that's a long time to be "Marking your Territory" in children's books

I'm 50 and feel great.....Feel for yourself!

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Lookin' good for 50!! No gray hair--still popular withn kids–better vwatch out about getting too close!

Mr. Cooper and Ms. Hill may I please have a marmalade sandwich and some cocoa? These children are making me very hungry

Paddington Bear: "Why am I wearing a coat in the middle of summer? Well my dear child, I can't go strolling around London with all my nooks and crannies exposed now can I?"

No I just dress like the Queen, Kid.....I am really in the Witness protection Program.

The name is Bear "Paddington Bear" I like my cocoa stirred not shaken ed.

Children, if you just close your eyes & believe, you too will see that yes, I am the real paddington bear!!

Hey! You're sitting in my seat- and her's and his too!

Paddington for President! Watch out Obama, looks like Paddington may steal the youth vote from you.

EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about it! Tim McGraw tussles with misbehaving fan. Oh no, we ran the Paddington Bear photo? I'm toast.

Hey kids, do you think 50 is the new 40?

Obama trying to increase his international experience by recruiting the newest member, Paddington Bear, as part of his unity tour.

Hey kid, I'm 50 for pete's sake. Soon I won't be working weekends.

Young Americans get used to the new rights when it comes to "bear arms"

-Lori in New Hampshire

One more kid wipes his nose on me and we'll revisit the right to arm bears?

Why is there always some little kid trying to upstage me? Winnie-the-Pooh never has to deal with this!

It has now been seen that global warming has forced bears into human society.This can be clearly seen as this disguised bear adopts all theses kids.

Phong Le,Madison,AL

Come on CNN, this is barely (Bearly) news!

Bear with me kids. Blue with red is the new fashion statement. Everyone will be bearing it my tomorrow.

Why yes, that was a cousinof mine who is the bear on Anderson Cooper's favorite video!

"Trust me son, that Berenstain Family is nothing but trouble"

all you need is love; love bears; all you need is love...

Tickle me Paddington needs a rest kids!

Sorry kid, I can not attend your birthday party. After this gig I am trading in my 50th birthday pin, for an American flag pin and heading to the USA to celebrate the Fourth of July with Barack Obama in New Orleans.

Dorrine Fokes
Raleigh, NC

[Paddington to himself }
You know when you hit the big five O this kid thing starts to wear real thin.

Anderson:Today Beat 360 is the cutest shot of a bear in England.Awww look how adorable,cute and cuddly he is.

Erica:Anderson you do know that the bear is a man in a suit, right?

Anderson:um....yea

Phong Le,Madison,AL

Paddington... what's the evil bear agenda?

Michael Jackson has apparently already found his next Halloween costume.

You are the future of this planet, kids. Don't let bears go excinct from Global warming.

Kristen
Roosevelt, NJ

Paddington to small boy in hat in regars to girl in pink dress "My what an unfortunate dress"
Boys reply "Hey, that's my girlfriend!"

Does this outfit make me look too fat.

Paddington explains to the young American visitor that not all bears are from Chicago!

Knowing that they had to bring out the big guns to win a November election, the Republican Party enlists the help of one Paddington Bear.

"Hey mommy, I think the bear went into hibernation!"

Kristen
Roosevelt, NJ

No longer on the government's State Sponsor of Terror list, North Korea deploys new cuddly bear mascot as part of a national PR tour of the US.

Ironically, on the same day the Dow Jones index spirals down, Paddington finds himself in the midst of his own Bear Market....

Bill Clinton quickly took the opportunity to work as Paddington Bear, in an attempt to pay off Hillary's campaign debt.

Kristen
Roosevelt, NJ

If there really was "global warming" do you think bears would be wearing wool coats and hats??? I think not!!!

Excuse me, but are you Barck Obama, Full of all his "promises"?

"even 50 years ago ,we had program NO CHILDE LEAFT BEHIND , including Prince Charles"

Donning a disguise, the Democratic Presidental nominee posed as Bearack Obearama to solidify the youth vote.

Paddington regrets drinking all of that Honey Brown Ale, and now needs to find a place to go "Wii Wii..." (PRODUCERS NOTE: Remind Anderson how to properly pronounce the word ' Wii ' )

Bear Grylls proves he will do anything to survive on Survivor: London.

Paddington Bear expresses his satisfaction on the right to bear arms in Washington DC until one of his fans tells him the real meaning of today's news.

"If all we diverse kids in this frame share our bare palms, we will force a reverse to "the rights to bear arms""......"Now give me some honey"

Paddington Bear thought he would be attending his first Red Hat Society outing when he got stuck baby-sitting the members' grandkids while they went out to spend their pensions "on brandy and summer gloves; And satin sandals . . ."

Comming to visit the youth...it's....Bearack Obama!

Gee Mr. Bear it's a good thing you don't live in China with a belly that big!

Padding to Anderson "I would be honored to accept your invitation as a special guest on AC360, but only if Erica will also be there".

It seems the costuming for President Bush's "Curious George Visits London" tour went horribly awry...

Despite his efforts Winnie the Pooh still can't escape his wild fans and the paparazzi.

Thos brits court the vote young.

Bill Clinton in disguise still trying to get Hillary nominated to something.

Throwing all caution to the wind, and providing new fuel to the "protection of marriage act", California today performed the first polygamous/child/interspecies marriage.

Kindergarteners hold their own caucus and nominate the best candidate.

The Queen does approve!

After American Idol and Hanna Montana, "Bear" Idol is taking over in America and Barny the Dinosour got fired (by no one other then Donald Trump)

Despite his efforts, Winnie the Pooh still can’t escape his wild fans and the paparazzi.

Paddington Bear receives his knighthood finally!

Buckingham Palace announced today that they would no long attempt to hide Queen Elizabeth's weight and depilatory problems.

Shouldn't his jacket be yellow?

Paddington Bear reminds fans that if the immigrations laws that are in place today were in effect 50 years ago their parents had to "bear" with them more this afternoon.

The McCain campaign sneaks a snapshot to convince voters that Osama Bin Laden could be hiding anywhere.

Fozzie Bear's English cousin.

Mr. bear can you tell Santa all I want for x-mas is not more Politcal Comercials. It make my mom and dad go crazy every time they come on!!

Wow!!! You are huge!!! Unemployment really sucks!

Poor Paddy Bear began to shiver when a child gently took him by the hand and told poor paddy bear about two CNN journalists from the US who loved showing, and got a real kick out watching ‘bears in distress videos’ on their program. The child also mentioned the program’s host saying:
Hmmm… Yummy Gummy Bears as he and his co-host, Erica then began to sing:
Patty -‘Pat-a-cake’, PADDY – cake, baker’s man.
Bake me Bond’s Bear as fast as you can.
Pad it and stuff it and mark it with a “B”.
And put in the oven for Erica and AC.

Hillary:What do you think Bill?
Bill:Is that you Monica?
Hillary:No,its me Bill,Hillary!
Bill:I'm not in the mood for the role playing Hillary,Plus aren't you mad that I lost us the election.

Allentown,PA

That's Bear, Paddington Bear. I'd like my honey shaken, not stirred.

Wall Street just announced they will be backing the bear for the next four years.
Paddington’s nomination speech: Don’t judge me because I have a funny name. Don’t judge me because I’m a bear. I can confidently assure you the bear does not discriminate; the loss will spread equally to all.

After a quick meeting of the minds with Barack's people, P-Bear's handlers take maximum advantage of a photo op with an obvious effort to include every available ethnic group, soci-economic class, and religious order...all in one 8 x 10 photo.

Brian H
Charlotte, NC

In celebration of North Korea's imminent removal from the US Terror list, leader Kim Jong Il shows off the latest in state approved casual wear designed to appeal to a traditional nuclear family.

Inspired by Michele Obama's makeover and the kinder gentler image of Hillary these days, England's Queen Elizabeth goes for a more cuddly makeover to soften her image and be more beloved.

Thank you CNN for a picture the whole world can smile about. Love Santa.

Paddington, your pockets are so BIG! Do you have any Senators in there?

Settling an old bet, the former prime minister dresses up as "Tony Bear".

Yes, I am available to be a running mate – for either party!

I thought it was BEAT 360, not BEAR 360?

If you call in the next 10 minutes, you can get a Paddington Bear straight from China, complete with lead poisoning!

On Wall Street , they are still waiting for Ferdinand.

In an effort to create a softer image, Michelle Obama donned the fluffy bear suit today.

Wolf Blitzer's brother, Bear Blizter, was spotted today trying to enter the CNN studios, trying to get his own "I beat AC360" T-Shirt.

"Does this coat make me look fat?"

Donning a disguise, the Democratic Presidential nominee posed as "Bear"ack O"bear"ma to solidify the youth vote.

Are you the last one, I don't wanna leave any child behind.

Paddington Bear to self: Geez, I wish I had the right to 'bare' arms. It's out in this jacket.

It;s a Bears World. !....After hugging thousands kids

Florida

Charles' wife Camilla issued a press release today, stating that she will be auditioning new couture in an attempt to soften her image.

I know you can't vote yet, but in a few years I hope you pick up the phone and vote for me. Meanwhile, I'll work on my singing and dancing.

Man, I'm "bearning" up in thie coat and hat – Who dressed me for this?

Look honey !...it;s not easy being a Bear

"Well don't hug me!" "we need to excercise our right to bare arms!" "Or better yet come over here,I forgot in england we don't have a right for guns so Im sorry,Im going to eat you!'

Austin Shirks
-Rockwood,TN

"I almost forgot! My cousin, "Smokey the Bear," wanted me to remind everyone to extinguish their campfires this summer!"

No,I can't moonwalk, right now

Paddington bear, promise me they won't start hunting you

Charles, Toronto, Canada

With duck season fast approaching, hunters everywhere are donning the new field dress in the hope that they will be clearly seen by the Vice President.

AAAH!! I'm being attakced by a bunch of cheekie fellows! Please let me go into hibernation!

Even the teddy bears in Britain are dowdy! GEEEZZ!

Kid, I just told you, I never met your Mother and I was not in England in 2001.

Yeah right kids like anything as cool as me ever came out of a Build A Bear store!!!

Paddington Bear to self: Geez, I wish I had the right to ‘bare’ arms. It’s hot in this jacket.

I guess even Britain is having a bear market these days!

He's got the whole World in His Bear Arms !

Kate Middleton reveals her new day job–modeling the Queen Mum's hats. Kate says,"Ha! Let's see Camilla top this hat."

Corrections:

Poor Paddy Bear began to shiver when a child gently took him by the hand and told poor paddy bear about two CNN journalists from the US who loved showing, and got a real kick out of watching ‘bears in distress videos’ on their program. The child also mentioned the program’s host saying:
Mmmm… Yummy Gummy Bears as he and his co-host, Erica then began to sing:
Patty -‘Pat-a-cake’, PADDY – cake, baker’s man.
Bake me Bond’s Bear as fast as you can.
Pad it and stuff it and mark it with a “B”.
And put in the oven for Erica and AC.

.... put 'IT' in the oven...

Paddington Bear to self: Unemployment Sucks!

Children being educated about today's bearish US stock market!

What do you mean you want a toy boat. I think you are confusing me with that other dude – the one with the beard and the red suit.

Trying to caputre the youth vote, the Republican Party officially announced today that they are changing their mascot from the elephant to the bear.

Why yes, my button does say "Go Hillery." She swore to me that losing the nomination bid was only a minor setback.

'No, I am not a character in Harry Potter! Don't you kids read real books?'

Fearing he might not escape prosecution again, R. Kelly thoroughly concealed his identity when interacting with children this time.

"oh children please sit back a little because Mr. Bond most certainly should have named me Tooting Broadway Bear – see 50 years ago Mr. Bond found me at the Tooting Broadway tube station, not Paddington Station." (The lapel pin reads, "DO NOT FEED BEAR BEANS or CABBAGE!")

Don Imus tried to keep a low profile today, until "accidentally" insulted Winnie the Pooh, and was subsequently confronted by angry children.

I wonder what all these kids are doing here? Good thing I wore my cool hat, I wouldn't want to stand out in the crowd.

What's that young man – you want to talk about the proliferation of nuclear weapons? I think that you may be at the wrong rally.

Hey kids!..I just turned 50 today and Im homeless..you think Bear Stearns can give me a loan on a new home in the U.S.?...It may be a bear trap though.

Kids nowadays don't read books! Where's my agent?!

Once again, Michelle Obama makes a special appearance in another attempt to soften her image.

I'm 50 years old, can't you get me someone my age to talk to.

Anderson, Give a 50 year old a break (not a broken limb) .Paddington will bear arms before he gets near that trampoline where you enjoy bears bouncing.

After 50 years of hugging and Kissing Thousands of Kids..Whats a Bear to Do !

Florida

Inspired by Christopher McCandless' story, Paddington Bear left his cozy home in the woods behind and went Into the WIld.

After all the excitement I've endured today, I can 'bearly' stand!

Bye kids, my next trip is to Washington,DC

The Queen can only wear a hat once, she gave me this old one of hers as a birthday present!

Paddington Bear Honorable Laddie of the Ladies Red Hat Club!

After much scrutiny over her tough demeanor, Michelle Obama makes an unusual attempt to soften up her image.

Dateline London: Anderson Cooper moonlighting as Bear, gives children paws/pause.

I am voting for Bearack for president

Youngsters meet Paddy outside the Globe theatre after his performance in Shakespeare's MacBear.

Yes, little kiddles, this is what happens to you when take too many sips from the honey jar...

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Can I borrow your big red hat? I gotta go potty

Hey Boo Boo. Quick question. Is there a reason you, Yogi, Pooh and all my other peeps are dressed up as children today?

Look kid, you have me confussed with Santa Clause!

Hilary: "Bill does this pant suite make me look fat"

Bill: "No honey....."

Hey Boo Boo. Quick question. Is there a reason you, Yogi, Pooh and all my other peeps are disguised as children today?

Put your money where your mo...........Where's your mouth? You got no mouth..........

Wow, 50 is the new four.

Finally, we see John McCain's strategy on appealing to younger voters.

First, I want a big red fire engine. Then, an electric train set. Maybe a cute little puppy. And, give my little sister a cry baby doll.

"Dinner sounds great....chicken and what?"

How do you like the hat? The Queen loaned it to me...

Yes, the airline always charges me for an extra seat.....and now it's like $20 more for my picinic basket!

What...its your birthday too? Well, happy birthday to you too young man!

Though the Paddington Bear looks great at 50, the years of botox have left him expressionless.

I was a really good boy all year and I helped my mommy and was good to my little sissy and I promise I will leave the cookies and milk in the same place this year.......

"Yes we can! Paddington"

Your Americans may have the right to bear arms, but that doesn't include mine!

BEARY Bonds talks to children about steriod use, saying "Look at how big my head has become."

Oh No!! Not ANOTHER california wedding!!

My, Queen Elizabeth, what big hands you have.

Hillary Clinton may have her "red phone" but I got my red hat!

I can't bear this

Yes, Jeremy. The Queen and I do share the same clothing designer.
I don't, however, have button handlers.

No, we obviously don't have the right to arm bears here in England. Our big hands just come straight from our tummies.

Linda in Woodbury, NJ

Paddington Bear is used in a summer gimick by Hallmark to pump up the economy. He is the summer Santa Clause

Thank you for the 50th birthday card. One day you too will be able to join AARP....

Hillary Clinton may have her "red phone" but I got my red hat!!

The children meet the Queen's new NEIGHBEAR!

Let's see Curious George pull off THIS hat.

"That's right kid! 'Bear' my arm instead of the real thing! It's safer that way."

Hey, Kid! Who picked out the color on your ugly shirt?

Yo momma.

In Oxford accents, of course.

Bats
Marietta, Georgia

Just one of the many odd jobs Senator Clinton had to pick up to pay off her debt.

I couldn't bear to win a "Beat 360 Challange" T-shirt.

"No...I asked Anderson for one but.unfortunately the dont have the “I Won the Beat 360° Challenge” T-shirt in my size"

I know how badly you want that Beat 360 t-shirt. And since its highly unlikely that you might win one, let Paddington Bear buy you one through my book royalties. I believe some t-shirts are for sale.

"Anderson is my boo"

i have the red hat, now since I'm 50 i can get the purple jacket and join the red hat society

Just grin and bear it!

To top Serena Williams, Paddington Bear introduces his own line of raincoats for children.

Remember kids to do all your homework or you will be the one wearing this bear suit.

BEARak Obama takes emBEARassing measures while PANDAring to young voters

Once again Michelle Obama makes a special appearance in another attempt to soften her image.

A Mac(intosh) keeps my bear arms legal on the Thames. But once in America, I can indeed bare my arms.

After much scrutiny over her tough demeanor Michelle Obama makes an unusual attempt to soften up her image.

Our next story for today for our Planet in Peril Segment, an ever increasing human population causes severe isolation for the ever dwindling Paddington Bear population.

I couldn't bear to say: "I won a Beat 360 Challange T-shirt."

The little boy says, "Nice to meet you, Queen Elizabeth. My Mum told me this morning that Princess Diana said you were a bear but you are not as scary as I thought"

Don't let this teddy bear face fool ya, kid. I got this big by eating kids. NOW SCRAM!

Senator Bear (Republican)
Why are you hiding your Obama pin with your left paw?

Obama is now campaining in a Paddington bear costume along side of Hillary.

President Bush in costume trying to be popular.

Sure kid, no problem......you can have all the tea and toast you want...yes ..of course extra marmalade, just clear me a path to the door!??...pleeeease?!?!

Paddington Bear, representing the White House, meets with "the children not left behind".

Mr Bear,
When you find your checkbook make the check out to Hillary for President.

Little boy says, "Nice to meet you, Queen Elizabeth! My Mum told me this morning that Princess Diana said you were a bear but you are not as scary as I thought".

Tickfaw, LA

Hi kids, I'm Ralph Nader, this is my first time in your town and I am a bit afraid of Al Sharpton so don't give me away, okay?

– Peter O'Donnell
– BC Canada

My goodness is that what the Queen will look like if she let's herself go.

Oh my gosh Paddington you're much bigger in person, than you are in the books my mommy's read to me.

It is true that bear and bear hugs run loose in our streets, but more of bear hugs in the nation's capital.

I'm here to collect THAT 2,300 ...so give me all your money kid

Bear arms!?! Why would the Supremes want bear arms??

Goodness, I dont want to vote for the wrong person, who are you campaigning for again.

Hey Mr Bear, I need to go pee!

No.....I don't belong to a millitia, why do you ask?