Red Rover, Red Rover, send Dianne Feinstein right over!

Now Hillary, you can stop crushing my hand. I told you I only supported Barack to quiet Teddy Kennedy. It wasn't anything personal against you or Bill. The hand, please, now...

After being on the road for so long, Senator Clinto needs some help from a friend to find the Senat again.

Now Hillary dear, who didn't let you finish what you were saying?

Catherine
Antwerp-Belgium

I know you don't like caucuses Hillary, but THIS is the House Democratic Caucus...

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

If we go this way out people will see we can both wear pant suits and look good....

What do you mean you don't want me as the VP!! I thought that we were in the all girls club!?

Cindy...Ga.

Wait! Obama beat me?!...I think I'm going to faint.

Could someone get this woman a walker, she won't let go of me.

Come on now Hillary, let's go back to the senate and just keep saying "Party Unity, Party Unity'.

"If Susan B. Anthony could see us today...."

Kristen
Roosevelt, NJ

That's him right there Nancy, CNNs Anderson Cooper !! Why did he ask me all those tough questions ??

"Look over there.......It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Michelle Obama"

Kim, Bolingbrook, IL

After a grueling primary battle, a concerned Nacy Pelosi leads a disoriented Hillary Clinton home to rest. "Is my guaranteed presidential nomination over here?" Hillary asks. "Bill promised he would buy it for me."

Nancy Pelosi: It's okay Hill, we'll find your husband.
Hillary Clinton: Just take me over there, to the interns table.

Nancy Pelosi assists a delusional Hillary Clinton, who continues to point out what she believes to be uncommitted superdelegates.

Today's politics.......the blind leading the blind

KIm, Bolingbrook, IL

Bad suits, big beads, choppy power hair do's, open mouths with creased lipstick, Ringling Bros. has come to town folks!

On a more serious note,Nancy Pelosi and Senator Hillary Clinton clutch hands in a democratic sisterhood as Senator Clinton gives the girl scout troop touring the Capitol directions to the lady's room.

Is that Bill holding the sign that says "Girl Power"

Kristen
Roosevelt, NJ

HIllary shows off her invisible parakeet.

Clinton: "I came this close. I did, I really did."

"See the problem is I made a wrong turn in Albuquerque. Bill told me I should have paid attention to those Bugs Bunny cartoons."

Sheri V
Albuquerque, NM

Pelosi: Don't worry Hillary...I'll run for president next time and break that glass ceiling for you!!

I was this close to being president its over dear

I was just mindng my own business and he came out of no where and stole my nomination.

Here's the one I want knocked off.

This is "bring-a-heavily-in-debt-colleague-to-work" day.

Nancy, is that the line I need to get in to get back my $12 million
that I loaned my campaign?

.... And, see that woman over there. . . She voted for me! And, this one on the right, yep, she voted for me, too....

Hillary: "Nancy...there's one last piece of cake."
Nancy: "It's so beautiful..."

See Nancy! There are sniper attacks.

Can you help me find my Senate seat Nancy ? I think it was right over there....

"Down this hall, third door on the right. That's where I'm locking up Bill during my next xampaign."

Look Nancy! I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat

Ok Girlfriend, we're going straight to Mahnolo's, swing into Jimmy Cho's, ditch the body guards and finally we get to see "Sex and the City!!"

It's Okay Hilary.... I know.... you didn't win, but you can run again in 4 years.

Hillary: That was supposed to be my presidency!

Pelosi: Calm down...we all knew the good ole boys club wouldn't let that happen!

Cindy...Ga.

"I"ll be the one wearing the pants in this house."

Speaker Pelosi pushes past the crowd with an incredibly lifelike figure of Senator Hillary Clinton borrowed from the Madame Tussaud's New York Wax Museum.

"Sisters, sisters, isn't great to be a sister?"

There-there, Hillary.
Don't be afraid to go toward the light.
It's just a gaggle of TV cameras.

from Joanie / Hicksville, NY

"Nancy, you have to use your stand by your man BIG VOICE when speaking to this group of wire pullers."

Joan La Commare
62 Thorman Avenue
Hicksville, NY 11801

That's him! That's the guy who mugged me! Obama!

The claws are out in this cat-fight!
Meeeooowww!

Would someone please get Ms Clinton another gin & tonic.

It's been so long. I think my office is down here.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Nancy hold me back; It's Wolf Blitzer; I just want to hug him, he is so cute!

Sen. Clinton sends out a warning of her bid for Chairwoman by armwrestling Speaker of the House Pelosi. Place your bets!

If you want to buy them a gift, the happy couple is registered at Saks.

No, no, hold on HIllary, now is not the time to do an imitation of Bill.
Carmen, Toronto Canada

Pelosi to Clinton, "Hillary, how about I hold your fist, I mean hand, until we get past the sexist media?"

HRC: Hope....Change...Hope..Change.
Pelosi: Come along dear, the nice man in the white coat will help you.

Speaker Pelosi helps a little old lefty across the street.

Nancy, you take the VP; just show me where that 12 million is.

Pelosi and Clinton gladly spoke to the assembled media, but made sure to avoid Joan and Melissa.

OK, I supported Obama like you asked now it's time that you hold up your end of the bargin . . .

I want your job, your hairdresser, and that pant suit. . . .

No Hillary, those aren't uncommitted delegates; they're just tourists.

I know it's been a while since you've been here Hillary, let me help you. Your office is upstairs and to the right.

Hillary, honey, you're still in shock! Let's go talk to the nice doctor!

Nancy: "Look Hillary! I already told you. It's over! Now it's time to leave. Come with me."
Hillary: "Barack! Barack! Get over here quick! Save me from this mess."

Ms Clinton. Don't call us, we'll call you.

Come on Hillary let's go you didn't win the Democratic nomination. Better luck in 2016.

Yes Hillary, I know Don Imus said it was OK; but we can't arrest Obama for beating you.

nancy please do not be sad I am telling everyone in four years you will be my veep

Breaking News..Nancy Pelosi seen steadying Hillary Clinton. No word on the wobbly moment, but sources say Hillary hadn't eaten in hours...Apparently, she had given her lunch money as a down payment for debt due.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Clinton:Isn't the oval office that way?
Pelosi: There, there, Dear, you just come along over to Senator Obama's corner and we'll talk some more when we get there...

Hey look there Obama ,maybe he can lend me 10 million.

Pelosi was real busy but she was curious just how far the spirit of Eleanor Roosevelt would take Ms Clinton down the hallway.

" Oh Nancy, I'm afraid its Bill and he's not wearing pants"

Nancy, you just hold onto me and we'll get thru this group of women who do have a problem with sexism.

I need to catch up to Billy- I promised him we'd go out for ice cream when I was through.

OK, now get out of our way reporters.
Steinmart is having a SALE!!!

Oh my God, who let Monica in here?

Nancy leading Hilary to divorce court

Clinton: "Iron your shirt? You don't know how luck you are that she's holding me back. Pelosi, hold my earrings while I teach this sexist fool a lesson."

Which way to the Senate?

er...supposed to be lucky* not luck...

Which one here is really Amy Poehler?

nancy they do not believe I rather spend the next four years with you

Forget the primaries, Hill. I'm taking you shopping!

Adam Nadler
New York, NY

come on dear , you can't beat obama so hurry and join him

Nancy, we never should have "Fist Bumped" I think you hurt my hand.

" Double bubble, toil and trouble!"

Pelosi: Steady! It’ll take a few days to get your Capital Hill legs back.

"Where did that 'Obama for president' banner come from???" I thought that was just a bad dream."

It's around the corner, 1st door on the left. Everyone knows women go in pairs.

"MAAAAAAAAKEUP!"

"Please help me Madam House Speaker – I'm sure I left my campaign around here somewhere."

"Look Nancy, I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat!!!"

Hillary:"Look there he his, he beat me"
Nancy:"Its ok, Take a chill pill"

Hold me Nancy, Thats Monica with my favorite cigar again"

Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You Kings of New England.

" I'm tellin ya Hil, If we were in frisco we'de have a hairdresser in a
New York minute!"

Clinton: "But wait, I swear my 23rd scheduled debate with Obama is through these doors."

Pelosi: "Now, now Hillary, everything's going to be O.K., just hang on to me, we're going to go this way, it's time for your medication and nap."

Trish O'Toole
Plantation, FL

Michelle your lucky Nancy is here to hold me back !

Just come with me Hillary. I know....I know.....but it's over Honey.

Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of... the democratic ticket that SHOULD have been!

For heavens sake Nancy! I'm not fragile, I think I can crawl, I mean walk back to my own "Senate Seat"

Let me help you back into the shadows.

Cathleen
Louisiana

There's Anderson Cooper, tell him I want one of those Beat 360 T-shirts.

nancy do not be so upset. the gentleman just said they will put us on the cover of next months rollingstone magazine

Senator Clinton – "That's the guy! Right there. He's the one that made me cry."

Let's go Hillary, it's over, time to move on.

Now this is what girl power is really about Nancy

"That was my nomination." a startled Hilary points to Obama while Pelosi tries to help her realize it wasn't hers.

Nancy could you help me get over to that table where the super delegates are sitting?

Ottawa, Canada

See !?!, As I said before, a woman President will bring about REAL change!

Stop rushing me Nancy, It's not my fault I'm late. That's the last time I fly JetBlue!

nancy it's ok you don't have to loan me the money after all the gentleman just said barack came through

Chelsea, tell Bill I'm moving to California! I finally found someone how respects me for my pantsuits.

I want YOU to vote for Obama!

Don't fret Nancy, that's the mortage lender over there that gave me the sweetheart loan for my second home; perhaps he can get one for you too; we could then be neighbors at tax payers expense.

Remember dear? I"M third in line to the presidency-NOT YOU!!

No Nancy, I'm the one with the pantsuits. YOU'RE the one with the charisma!

Battle weary veterans head for the bunkers!

Clinton tries to send a shout-out to Nancy's homies.

I owe how much campaign money?!

"Sure Nancy, 'National Pantsuit Day' is a wonderful idea"

I have another point to make. I just can't remember it!

Look!!!
There's Michelle Obama in her purple dress. Why didn't I think of that.

"I AM big! It's the pictures that got small."

"Of course dear..."

Nancy, I think I can find the restroom by myself.

Now where has my Presidential nomination run off to? Oh wait, I think I see it over there!

" I swear, Nance, I saw a Starbucks right over there , with my own eyes!
What's goin' on here for Chrysakes.....?"

You just follow me over to Barack and tell him in front of me that I really am your candidate!

Let me lead you to the campaign exit door, Hillary...
I believe it's over there, Nancy.

Its 3:00 in the morning. The Democratic Caucus meeting is over. You forgot where you parked your car. Who do you want escorting you around
Sponsored by: Nancy Pelosi for Head Usher

The new leaders of the Ya Ya Sisterhood.

" She's ready for her closeup, Mr. DeMille"

"I think the party is over there, you know the liberal women unite to break the glass ceiling once and for all " ............."but for some strange reason Bill is always there asking us to burn our bras"

What really happened with Mary and Rhoda...

Georgette for VP!

"With all your experience under fire Hillary, you'll be a shoe-in for the next Ambassador to Iraq!!"

I believe the campaign exit is this way Hillary. No Nancy! I want to be a winner...I want to go that way!

Nancy to Hillary: "Seriously, the door is this way."

The campaign exit is this way Hillary. No Nancy! I want to be a winner…I want to go that way!

where are you gong Obama? we have some unfinished business!!!

Pelosi to Clinton: Let me take you to the Mountain of money we have hidden! (Clinton looks in astonishment! Pointing to it ! ) This will pay my debt!

Yes Hillary, the world didn't end when you lost the nomination.

Brother, can you spare a dime?

Bad accessories and the women who love them.

What do you mean, I fainted. It all seemed so real, Bill & Chelsea were there, you were there, and some guy named Barack.

Can't grown women hold hands without someone saying something about it.

nancy he,s the one that said I exaggerated the bosnia trip

Hillary, you still have a lot of fans. Let's see if we can go find any of them!

Calm down Hillary, you are making a scene

Look!!!

It's Michelle Obama, wearing that Purple dress.

I guess there are no blue dresses or red dresses just purple dresses.

Does that mean that I should have only worn Purple pant suits? Maybe that was the trick to winning the nomination!

No we're not twins, are you crazy.

I want to go that way, there's my presidency!

Awwwww Nancy look, my flying monkey's are here to welcome me back.

Oh! c'mon Nancy, you and I both know that I should be the nominee because of the popular vote.........

Hillary please....enough already.....

Hillary explains that when SHE'S Speaker of the House, she can "Lighten up the place" with some leftover antiques from the Clinton White House

... where`s the toilet ? is it there ? I wanna smash your face into the mirror, so you can see whats BEHIND the story.... !

It's okay hon, I know he won. C'mon, let's go back to the senate.

-Lori in New Hampshire

Watch out for my debt Nancy! It attaches to women with ninja speed!

Hilary: "I'm still big, it's the elections that got small."

You know, they really should have moving sidewalks in these places.

There's one of those back stabbing super delegates now! I told you I keep seeing them all over the place.

Your right Nancy, some throw pillows & new curtains wolud really give the house chamber a new look.

Phoenix, Az

Nancy Pelosi & Hillary Clinton show support for gay marriage in Pelosi's home district of San Francisco.

"Wait, so whose name do we put under GROOM?"
"Well you do wear the pantsuits in the family, Hill"

And a new celebrity couple is born...PELOTIN or is it NANCARY

There he is! The guy that made fun of our pants-suit.

"Missed it by that much!"

Nancy" "Yes, dear, I agree, the lines to the Senate ladies rooms are too long. I don't think it's a conspiracy against you."

I will be the nominee when Super Tuesday comes. Won't I, Nancy? Nancy...?

Hillary is OUR hero.

I think it takes more GRACE to lose than to WIN.

As Pelosi gears up for the general election, Clinton points the way to the Pant Suit Store.

She did it.

Hold on Nancy, I think I see an uncommitted superdelegate over there..Wait!!! Hello!!!

Yes, if we hurry now, we can catch the Obama bus to the White House – can you spare some change...?

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

There....there is a bar......let's go Nancy, let's have a shot or two.....

Tell me again, my senate office is that way?

12 million dollars in the hole, who knew broken glass ceilings were expensive.

This is CNN reporting on the upcoming election and the future of this country. But first, let's have a report on how Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears are doing.

i forgot my city and state, so here it is again.

now nancy, i told you it was bill and not obama that super glued our hands together. pay up!

gray, la

Come on honey, let me show you where the second place finishers sit. Yes, it's right over there.

Forget the Caucus meeting. Come Hillary, you must tell me who your tail er is.

Pelosi: Wait! All we gotta do is stare him [Barack] down 'til he breaks and makes you his running mate. Trust me–that's how I got this gig ... and did I mention make history?

[No one can resist a woman's stare/angry face. Ha.]

"Just because we refuse to impeach Bush and Cheney does not necessarily mean that our hands are just as dirty and we have somethig to hide."

"Do you think, if I offer it to him, Obama will accept the position of vice president on my ticket? Because this is my final offer!"

Ignore everyone else. It's just you and me... and all other people.

For one moment I thought we could become the new dynamic duo for women in the 21st century , oh my, we missed it for this tiny little bit!

(Orange Park – Florida)

"BRAINS!!!...must eat BRAINS!!!"

Are you sure, this is the way to the ladies room.

Really Hillary, I assure you it's ok to come back. We'll pretend it never happened.

Hillary, stop – you're hurting me. I'll endorse, I'll endorse.

"Hey, Nancy – remember that time Michael Moore kicked Wolf Blitzer and Sanjay Gupta's corrupt and vermin-infested backsides on the air? Well, there's Blitzer and Gupta receiving pay-offs from a large pharmeceutical company!"

Oh no! The modern feminism train left without us!

Let's all hold hands and sing "Kumbaya"...

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

I'm Queen of the World!

Now Hillary, I know you've been gone a long time but this is the House. Let me show you where the Senate is.

sir you are darn right I am miffed who wants to go to unity new hampshire this weekend when nancy and I can be a t the beach

Nancy Pelosi , once again, has to deter Hillary from calling out a reporter. Senator Clinton is hell bent on "rep-ing her hood".

That's him! That's who kept calling me at 3 a.m.!

"Missed it by THAT much."

Read in your best Maxwell Smart (Don Adams, not Steve Carrell voice, of course.

–Alyce (pronounced "Alice")

Coz every boy crazy 'bout a sharp dressed woman.

You know what they say when your down and defeated. "Pick yourself up and brush of your pantsuit."

Our cameraderie is not hype!

Nancy's just pitched in to pay off my debt. Now we are closer than ever!

"Oh my God Nancy, they're painting the town purple"

Pelosi holds Clinton back as she IDs a throng of Obama supporters

I speak on behalf of my Speaker. Any objections?

I'm not letting go until you tell me who has been calling me every night at 3 a.m.!

Nancy, look, I never would of guessed that was Bart, last nights "Beat 360" winner. If he wasnt for that nifty T-shirt he's wearing.

guy behind Nancy and Hillary "hey i got my picture taken with Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi, and they don't even know it."

Ask your senator if once-monthly Boniva is right for you!

"This is the WAY OUT Senator Clinton"

Two leaders of the Democratic party flaunt their San Francisco values.

Nancy to Hillary- "Hillary darling I know you think you're always right, but the door to the senate is this way."

This way Hill, let's hit Saks!

For a change media, do you have an opinion on our jewellry? Nancy's just joined me on my line of pantsuits.

Pelosi to Clinton, "No, that just looks like Monica. Let's just stay right here, shall we?"

There's Bill Gates – maybe he will pay off my $22 million campaign debt! He's got a ton of money.

Clinton: "Hey you, put that TV on CNN, I wanna see today's Caucus results as soon as they come in!"

Can you believe her, wearing my "concession speech" pantsuit!

The only 2 am phone calls Senator Clinton is part of these days is to Domino's Pizza.

OK – OK Nancy – I'll pay you back the $5.00 I borrowed from you for lunch last week. My purse right over there.

Mike McCully
Virginia Beach, VA

Now I'm going to give my voice a rest and let the Speaker take over for my husband.

If Bill's got Monica, well, I've got Nancy.

I can't believe I lost! After all the money I paid that man, Jeremiah Wright!

Can you believe her, wearing my “concession speech” pantsuit!

Hillary, you and I could be just like Thelma and Louise in 2012.

Desperate for news coverage, Senator Clinton dares members of the press corps to pull her finger.

This is America, where every women has a place in the house .

You come over to my place. We'll do each others hair, eat ice cream, and sing "You and me against the world" Just have fun, like we use to,

"Help me please somebody...I need a band-aid...I cut my finger on a loose chad."

Nnacy let go off my arm! There they are right over there they owe me money.

Hillary Clinton – "But I don't want to go over there!"
Nancy Pelosi – "It's Okay Hillary. I won't let him bite you."

If mine gets picked, could I have the AC360 crew sign the shirt. You know, Anderson & Erica.
Thanks

Hillary: I need an emergency power lunch at Chippendales.
Nancy: Again? Don't you still owe millions?
Hillary: Yeah, can you spot me?
Nancy: Same old Hill...welcome back.

It's 2008, and women are still wearing shoulder pads? That's not change we can believe in!

Bill said what? That's it! Let's get ready to rumble!

Proving that girls do more than just have fun, Nancy Pelosi gives Hillary Clinton a helping hand in the desperate search for Bill Cinton, who has been missing for more than three weeks.

Aref Nassery
Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Follow the Yellow Brick Road?

Wonder twins power activiate in the form of MEN-opause.

"That was a big step for you, Hillary. I think you've now reached the final stage: Acceptance"

Nancy, had I convinced Erica to join me for the presidential campaign, this little bit more of effort ,and I am positive we would have won. Yeah, I know, I know America prefers her over me, oh well!

With the senator $22.5 million in debt and the DNC lagging in funds, costume jewelry is the theme of this meeting.

"O.K. Hillary, I've got you, now baby steps towards the unfair reporters.... I know they are mean..."

"Shame on you...and shame on you...and shame on you too."
"Come along Hillary...I'm taking you out the back way...and stop slurring at the cameras."

I don't know if you can see them over there, but those two Muslim women supporting Barack are with us today . Can we have a round of applause for thier hootsba .

Afterall, my campaign's not over, merely suspended.....Onward to Denver.......Onward to Denver.

No Nancy, the teleprompter says that we say "go to hillaryclinton.com" now.

...and I'm telling you, I'm not going!!!

"There, there Hillary, cheer up! What do you say we go get some ice cream?"

Hillary to Nancy: " I think I see my missing 10 million dollars over there!"

It's ok dear...no need to worry...Barack saved you special spot on the Obama-Express!

Brian H
Charlotte NC

Nancy: It's over Hillary, walk with me & we'll wish him well.
Hillary: There's still the convention, come on, Nancy, we'll go in together & get what's mine.

...and I'm tellin you, I'm not going!!!

Hey we're the real dream ticket, she's got the money and I've got the mexican beer... La Presidente

Nancy, this reminds me of my time in Bosnia when I was under enemy attack.