Smith: "What? No Jada honey, I was only smelling the flowers, I swear!"

" And on behalf of the Lolipop Guuuiiilllddd, we'de like to welcome
you to Munchkin Land."

"Why is that guy from the KGB eye balling me over there?"

Putin Putaine

How did my mother get to Moscow?

Listen comrades I'm Will Smith and this is Charlize Theron. Stop calling her Michelle and complimenting her makeover and please enough with who will be VP questions.

"Oy, I've got a headache from these colors"

Living color is always better than just black and white.

Theron: "Mental note: don't ever ask florist to select dress again!!!"

Barack and Hillary ain't got nothing on us! 2012 won't know what hit it!

Being a fan of both stars, al Pacino puts on his Serpico hat , and flies out to Moscow to stand in back with the crowd , so as not to upstage
Will and Charlize.

This season of Dancing with the Stars takes the stars out of the ballroom and to The Streets, or a red carpet

Will Smith looking for a whale to throw

Uh oh, Jada my boo, it's justa photo-op

Do you see how low-cut her dress is?

" Charlize I hope you know a Russian dance " says Will.

Ooo La La Cha Cha Cha

"I know what you're thinking and no, I did not pick out this dress."

Will Smith promoting his new movie "The Pursuit Of Tackiness."

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

"Charlize, I told you I wanted to lead!"

" Will, let's show'em what the Wild Wild West is all about ! " says Charlize.

Oh snap there's Jada!

Uh oh; Got to go, got to go, got to go right now; please not now!

Will and Charlize in "THE NORTH COUNTRY", with "SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION" between them...

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Will Smith wonders if all of America is catching Charlize's dress, which was inspired by the seat covers of a '74 Coupe de Ville
recently featured in a Snoop Dogg video.

Hey Georgie(president Bush), this is how you dance!

Westwego,La.

yes i will take a picture with you but only if you promise it will be over before Jada gets back.

Fresh Prince of Red Square

Marlborough, MA

Hey, if this movie thing doesn't work out, there is always, "Dancing With The Stars"!

Agent James West infiltrates Dr Loveless' HQ, along with Artemus Gordon, master of disguise...

Will Smith hopes to match his earlier success with his new show Fresh Czar of Stalingrad.

"They want me to do WHAT with my hand? I don't speak Russian, man! Jada, don't make me come over there!"

-Shannon Ruschmeyer
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Who said white people can't dance?

Obama reaches out to white women voters.

I hope the girl in the back with the sheet on her head wont ruin my new movie HANCOCK

The Russian press reported today that Barack Obama and Cindy McCain danced together in Moscow. John and Michelle were nowhere to be found

What? What? Where's Jada???

One adam twelve, One adam twelve... all units be on the look out for Jada Smith, Will's doing his Clinton impersonation.

What you talk in about Willis, my rhythm is fine !

Will Smith, the man Barack Obama says could play him on the big screen. Coming soon to a theater near you: "You Don't Mess with the Hope".

Moscow film festival actors, hold the fan line captive..Only those with a camera are set free. Needless to say the whole line was released.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Will Smith hopes to match his earlier success with new show Fresh Czar of Red Square.

And this is different from LA how?...

Will Smith trying to save Charlize Theron from the red alien dress attacking her.

"Without public money Barrack can do as he pleases ... and without Jada ... man I'm still nervous."

Lisa
Glenville, WV

Hey, I think I saw Paris Hilton!

Hancock meets his First Monster.

No matter what they do, no matter how they fight us, Hollywood will prevail. Resistance is futile.

Charlize smiles as Will protects her from more furry pink aliens attaching themselves to her body.

Hancock having a little Monster Fun!

Neyt on the autographs, Vladimir, pump more oil or we'll with hold all reruns of "The Golden Girls." And forget about "Day of Our Lives."

I sure hope Jada can't see this.

Stalin's final defeat!

Smith:"Hey guys, I think I've spotted Charlize's stylist: the blonde with the video-camera."

Yo, dude, from Russia with money.

Jada, Who?

"Waddya mean my wife's on line two?

uhh......im saving her from wat again???
Orlando,Fl

Who knew the Russian's were big fans of "The Legend of Bagger Vance".

Tell me if you see Jada coming.

virginia

Look, that lady with the Babushka, its Hillary. I think she's still looking for Super Delegates.

Did they just introduce me as the "Fresh Prince of Red Square?"

Can I have this Bagger Vance?

Let's focus on the stars in the background instead. Over Will's should we see Deputy Trudy Wiegel from Reno 911! Hm... and in the yellow shirt we see McLovin' from Superbad.

"I hope what happens in Moscow stays in Moscow, otherwise, I will have a lot to explain when I get home to my wife."

"I like a woman in a red dress Charley."
"It's not red Willard – it's caviar."

Be cool keep looking forward , I spotted Rosanne Barr behind us with a cam , and she's got someone's fingers caught in her hair .

Hey Will! We' re not suppose to start filming the Obama story until November 5th

C. Theron: "C'mon Will, smile!"
W. Smith: "Something is not right, Charlize. I think the guy in the green hat is signaling some one behind my back, these russians are up to something!"

Will Smith and Charlize Theron announce that they will be co-staring in a new film titled “The Democratic Primaries 2008″.

Have you thought about doing" The King And I " with me at the Apollo in August ?

They think I am Obama
and that you are Hillary!

A short haired-black man who recently changed churches and a blonde woman who is scrutinized from over-exposing herself by wearing revealing clothing. Where have I seen this before?

Did you aquire the dress from the Doctor Zhivago collection ?

Hurry guys! she haven't noticed her dress is ripped, i´ll distract her while you take the pics!!

Mexico City

The 'Real' Ken and Barbie??

Hey! remember to warn me when Jada shows up.

What the hell is this woman wearing?

WELL....I can make believe that it is Obama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like an alien is among us!

Nickelson had a hard time pronouncing your name at the Academy Awards , i'm having a problem getting some space with you in this picture . Jada ! I said give me some space .

"Divorce is not an option Charlize"!!!, Oops, uuhh Jada!!!

Really, do these pants make my butt look too big?

If it is Hollywood mirror of USA ,so this could be new image for Michelle Obama.

Look, it's Anderson Cooper behind that Borsht Stand. Man, he'll go anywhere for a story

"I hear vodka comes out of drinking faucets here."
"Yes, they put fluoride in it though."

Russia , is a good place to wear that dress again .Conservation is always a good excuse .

Okay, if we pretend to dance they will think we are Obama and Hilary making up.

OK, as soon as the music stops we run for the Embassy

Hey, Charlize and Will - we sent you to Moscow promote warmer relations 'WITH' Russia. Not, to 'HAVE' warmer relations 'IN' Russia!

By look the of Will, I'd say the game is on and a TV in nearby

"Charlize, will you call my finanical advisor, Gorlock? Just get his number from Tom Cruise. Stephen Colbert recommended him to me."

so this is how bill and michelle see their respective spouses

"I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne right next to Vladmir"

"Oh, if Carlton could see me now..."

Will Smith and Charlize Theron get 'Jiggy Wit It'

"Honey, stay away. I'm allergic to the rare ruby mink"

we could do this,i tellyou,it's all scripted and coached,anyway

we could win this election,i tell you,it's all coached and scripted,anyway

Man, This is a long way from Bel Air.

If Jada catches me with you, there's gonna be another cold war.

Hancock II, The fight against communism.

Did you ever think the day would come when you would see so much color in Russia ? Putin, sure know's the rainbow coalition can take anything drab and turn it into Fab , with just two clicks of his ruby slippers.

Hey Look! It's Hillary and Barack transformed into glamorous movie stars. They are taking Russia by storm.

Will Smith and Charlize Theron striking a pose on the red carpet at the Moscow Film Festival. This our best sides too.

"Don't look at me man, Jada wanted to stay back in Hollywood."

Fans line up in Moscow...Cameras attached to all fan hands was mandatory...

" Charlize and I will me starring in the remake of Guess who's coming to dinner next year."

Combining the best parts of both Presidential tickets, Barack Obama and Cindy McCain announce they have left their respective spouses for each other.

McCain: "Charlize and Will Smith??? That's not change we can believe in!"

It looks like she's wearing a colon.

No wonder he's paid so much. He always knows where the important camera is.

Will, does your X wife still live in your backyard ' yea but my backyard is twenty-five square miles so she and Jada only see each other when she mow's the lawn .

Aren't WE beautiful ... if ONLY you looked LIKE us.

Keep posing babe, I'll save you from the bees.

Aren't you glad the communists got over the Indy brouhaha,before these award's, yeah but the KGB has a new look . And thier standing right in back of us . So don't use Putin and Spielberg in the same sentence .

Will Smith looks to the television camera to address the viewers: "If you can't pick out the three aliens in this picture – then don't even bother applying to MIB, Inc."

What goes on In Moscow, stays in Moscow... unless you're Will Smith and Charlize Theron

Will Smith dressed in black, spots an alien at the Moscow film festival thus saving everyone from gettting slimed.

Will and Charlize trying out for the roles of Hillary and Barrack in the upcoming movie, "The Dream Ticket".

I don't like wearing Bling anymore since I heard how De Beers built thier empire .

I USED to be known as The Fresh Prince, but being fresh right now could cost me millions of $$$$$. Love ya Jada!

OK check out the one with the red cap and hoodie . And then check out the Russian Flag . Am I freakin or what ?

OK the cleavage hanging over that sign is going to hit us up for an autograph . They buy pen's from China so stay clear .

Charlize and Will . . . overdressed by Moscow standards.

Keep smiling and batting those lashes while I figure out an escape plan!

You feel so smooth. What is is velvet?

So, they think I'm Marilyn and you're Johnny Mathis, but what would it hurt to just go with it?

Oh, here comes my wife. I can tell by her face that it's dog house city for me.

Celebrities enjoy the Moscow paparazzi without the need for police protection!

I think were being super imposed onto a picture of Russian's , without film in thier camara's . So they can center and airbrush us to make it look perfect . You know . like they do to Anderson Cooper .

Does this crowd seem a little overzealous to you?

Will: I think that guy just called me Barack....
Charlize: Go with it, they think I'm Cindy McCain.
Will: Yes we can!