picture 1 - You want me to what?
picture 2 - balance on one finger, okay
picture 3 - DANG that hurt my pinkie!
picture 4 - you want me to WHAT!?

Pic1- Ok, you ready…….
Pic2- one finger, nothing but net……
Pic3- Oh yeah… and his hair was purrrrrrfect. Shwish!
Pic4- silly girl, got nothin’ on me!

Obama talks the talk about basketball but I can walk the walk !

I thought I was trying out for the HARLEM Globetrotters….

How did I already get to H-O-R-S-E when that little girl is only on H?

Bush ask to girl: Do you want me to play basketball with you?
Girl answer to Bush: Yes sir! Please play basketball just shoot the net!
Bush: No thanks, I am too old to play basketball to shoot the net! nice try!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

GEORGE BUSH - WASHINGTON GLOBE TROTTER.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Wow, I didn’t realize I sucked at basketball almost as much as I suck at being president.

The only thing George Bush is good at is being George Bush.

Let’s hope America bounces back when George Bush leaves the White House?

Picture 1 - That is a lot of instructions at once.
Picture 2 - I’ll have better aim this way?
Picture 3 - My legs ARE crossed, but I still have to goooo really bad.
Picture 4 - You didn’t tell me that I had to play against the girls.

president Bush featuring in Rap song,.

Pres. Bush is shocket that the earth is a Bowl like a Basketball.

President Bush lost at “Horse” to the girl, because he forgot there was an “e” at the end of “horse”. Dick Cheney defended the President by claiming he was just making up for Dan Quayle.

If George Bush is confused about what to do with a ball, don’t expect him to know what to do as the president of America.

1- “What you talkin bout Willis?

2- George is looking into his crystal ball again for more advice on foreign affairs.

3- Struggling to get the holy water out of his ear.

4- Cindy Brady looked more attractive on T.V.

Syracuse, New York

Frame 1: Play for PEACE you say?
Frame 2: Okay, I’ll give it a try….
Frame 3: Dammit, I dropped the ball!
Frame 4: Wow, I really suck at PEACE.

Pres. Bush suggests that the issue of Irish reunification be decided by a friendly game of basketball, since at least in basketball there is no problem with dangling chad.

Even a game of Basketball is confusing and difficult for George Bush.

Pic 1: Can I be a member of this team?
Pic 2: Look, I’ve got great ball feeling!
Pic 3: But I really wanna be on this team!!!!
Pic 4: Run and dribble at the same time?

Bush reconsiders his future now that he has already quit his day job.

Obama..basketball
I’ll tear him up!

Waaa!! I want a better handicap next time little girl - I only need a 25 point lead…

Pic 1: “Huh?”
Pic 2: “Aha!”
Pic 3: “Urgh!!!”
Pic 4:”Uhmmmmm?”

Young Irish girl demonstrates how to compete with the boys and not complain about conspiracies or how long it takes to get ready.

picture 4: I hope no sees i ripped my pants

Heh, OK, heh, loser’s gotta pull outta Eye-rack! Heh…

Hopefully Bush can is better at hardball then he is at basketball

President Bush laments his lack of proper footwear for the basketball event.

After 8 years in office, President Bush still hasn’t learned to play well with others.

Playing basketball doesn’t send the same message as playing golf AT ALL.

Hey! You are cheating! Thought we were play hoss, there’s no R in there!

She knew she had a win when within the first five minutes of play, President Bush had forgotten the instructions.

Pic 3: 40 years after an American walks on the moon, an American president does the moon walk.

In West Wing Washington war was waged
In the White House is where I spend most of my days
Shellin’ out taxes, enactin’ my rule
And shootin’ some b-ball — think I just got “schooled.”

Pic 1: Without Karl Rove calling the plays, President Bush freezes mid-court.

President Bush finds out there is as much air in a basketball as there is in his head.

If only he’d realized that basketball was a better avenue for fostering mutual respect and tolerance than war is….

George Bush explores post-presidential hobby options and decides that basketball won’t be one of them.

“Who painted these globes orange?”

1. So, you want me to show Kobe’s moves huh??
2. Can Jordan do this?? ………I don’t think so.
3. Hey, Scott Mccllelan, I still got the moves!!
4. No matter what I do, people think I goofed!!

President Bush displays his affection for basketball in an attempt to win over the black vote for the coming election.

George Bush admits he’d like to leave at least one good slam dunk in his presidential legacy.

I wonder if I can destroy the game of basketball, like I did iraq

Way too complicated a game for the brain of this U.S. President!

1- I got game
2-Like Mike ………….If I could Be Like Mike
3-its goooooooooooooood
4- I cant beleive i lost to Kimi

GEORGE PICK UP BALL, RIGHT? ….GEORGE LOOK AT BALL NOW……BALL CONFUSES GEORGE….. GIRL THINKS SHE IS SMARTER GEORGE WITH BALL.

Pic 1: Are you ready to play with your future ex-president?
Pic 2: Now, let’s warm up by balancing the ball!
Pic 3: OUCH! My arms got twisted!
Pic 4: Let just forget it, playing with PEACE is not my thing…

George Bush’s spin on the economy; he tried to spin it but it just fell down. It just goes to show you how George Bush is not smarter than a 5th grader.

Yet another chance for Bush to drop the ball overseas.

Pres. Bush suddenly realizes that when George Tenet spoke of a slam dunk, he meant peace in Ireland, not Iraqi WMD.

“Geez, I’m not good at anything!”

curious george puts on a suit and learns to play basketball.

“Yeah, I got mad skills on the basketball court. Little girl is going down…or not”

I made an offer to the Lakers that he could have me for Kobe Bryant last summer, but he didn’t take it. Just think, they could be up on the Celtics now if they had brought me on!

Forget about it…cuz not even Cinderella is getting to this ball.

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Hoops, I did it again!

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

“Its my world, and I want it back now!”

Cool moves huh??? This is why you should elect 3rd Bush term…

See ya’ll hold it like this and then to create a lot of spin, bring it up here and then….dang….I dropped the ball again!! Do you think she saw that?

Heh, heh, Look at me – I’m “keepin’ my eye on the ball”.

Now I remember why I never do that – it gives me a headache!

Achieving peace, is like playing basketball. It takes strategery.

Remember, there’s no “me” in “team”. No, wait, there’s no “I” in “win”. No, wait…

Now I gave myself a headache again.

Ok little girl, see if you can do any better.

“This just in to CNN News: The Iraq ‘war’ has just resulted in another 5,000 deaths today. But according to our ‘impartial’ reporting here at CNN News - your most trusted name in news - our lovely President, George W. Bush, has just learned to play basketball! So, only 5,000 people died? Hey, let’s go over and get some weather….!”

GEORGE FALLS FOR IRISH BLARNEY. HE THINKS HE’S TESTING AN IRISH MELON FOR FRESHNESS.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

“Thank you for joining me, Wolf Blitzer, here in the Situation Room. O.K, Mr. President - so you’re directly responsible for millions of deaths. But…how’s your lay-up coming along, sir?”

GEORGE DEMONSTRATES HIS BOWLING PROWESS.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Bush gets beat by girl

With no teleprompter to read, George Bush uses a basketball to explain how his theory of world domination went all wrong.

How complicated can this basketball-thing be? Cab’t be hard if a girl is playing—-can’t be harder bthan pretending to be president, can it?

He’s Got Game……………………Unfortunately Its Cheerleading!

Try though he might, Dubya cannot locate Texas on the globe.

Doesn’t anyone ever listen to me? I said get me a pauly girl not a little irish girl .

Pic. #1 “George it’s a Basket Ball not a Volley Ball” George “uh”
Pic # 2 George “here comes the heat”
Pic # 3 George ” that’s right players that’s what you call an ace”
Pic # 4 ” I wont warn you again George it’s a basket ball” George “dohh”

Brantford, Canada

Well Mr. President, I hope your game strategy is more effective than your foreign policy strategy!

These images show Bush intentionally teaching kids how to play basket ball poorly, while at the same time betting money on their opponent.

And once again we are reminded why the Washington Generals have such a spectacular losing streak.

He’s got the whole world in his hands….

Ellen, Columbus, Oh

I’ve tried everything to help my image before I leave office. Maybe have a small sentence devoted to me in the history books,bu you never give me a break . Unless im choking on a pretzel .

Great White Chief can’t jump.

You understand of course, Texas is a football state.

What? Where’s the holes? I thought we were going bowling.

or

What do ya’ mean, I have the wrong shoes on?

Elizabeth is the only one that support’s everything I do,and you even make her look like an idiot . This little girl is no Elizabeth, I feel no emptiness in her .

Well I don’t know any tricks I’ve played them all out. But have you ever see me down a Rum and fudd .

Mr. BUSH can’t play basketball as WELL as ME!!!!

“So Cheney, you want to shoot this off the top of my head??”.
“No, not the kid, Dick, not the kid!!”.

These days it’s “all I can do” to keep one ball in the air!

Judy
Hyattsville, MD

Well you can see why they don’t call him Richard . Can I have a do over? that little girl blocked my throw .

“I’m so positive the Irish will change their mind not to reject the treaty seeking EU reforms as sure as I can balance this ball on one finger…heh, just like how well I can balance the budget.”

OK next year when Obama takes my place , I want to see you hound him in front of the little ones.

This ball’s been tampered with . Im not playing .

President Bush was unexpectedly surprised to learn many Irish citizens love the game of basketball.

Hoping to stay in D.C. past ‘09, President Bush attends tryouts for the Washington Generals.

Security who let this kid in here ? I told you we can’t trust anyone , she could have a bomb hidden in that ball .

George Bush might be an unpopular president, but, in Northern Ireland, you bet he won the hearts of the children as he showed off his basketball skills.

Pic 1: let me get this straight, you use basketball to address sectarianism and foster mutual respect and tolerance….hum .. I am going to speak to Condie and have a bunch of these basketballs sent to Palestinians….

Pic 2: …you know this is exactly what I am looking for…. Peace by January 19th 2009……my legacy …..

Pic 3: ….darn I am good ……. And I didn’t even need Karl Rove …..

Pic 4: ….wait do they have basketball courts in Gaza???……..

Your asking me that in front of this child ? O course I’ve never cheated ,. Dick , Rummy and Fudd have alway’s done that for me .

George Bush has slam dunked America, leaving Michelle Obama very unproad of the country.

There’s always someone setting me up to look stupid in front of the camera . I think you’ve been doing that to me for eight years . Sometimes we just never get it .

Kobe warned me not to show my skills

The Washington Generals
are McCain favorite team!

now i feel like a child left behind.

* “Being president is all about image kid.”
* “You have to pose for the cameras.”
* “You have to control your temper.”
* “And above all you must appear intelligent.”

Senator Obama asked me to shoot a couple hoops with him , but I thought it would look as if Im throwing my support his way . Just kidding . I told you I had a sense of humor , I just don’t have the timing down pat .

Listen up McCain! The ball’s in your court now. Good luck with that.

The kid’s of Ireland have been very supportive of me , They keep saying I’m ful l of Balarny .

“this is why we need them illegal immagrints…you kids sure dont want to pick these oranges”

Let me think about this a minute. Hmm, if I miss they’ll say Obama is a better player than me or better yet I’ll just spin the ball. Oh no, that didn’t work either.

Instead of shaking hands with the Irish, I’ve been blessing four leaf clovers ever since I had audience with his Holiness .

So let me get this straight. You guys call yourselves Peaceplayers and you use these here basketballs to promote peace?

We need to get these things to Iraq. Pronto!

1st Picture- So this this orange thing is a basketball?
2nd Picture- Hey look Mom, I can balance a basketball with one hand!
3rd Picture- Shaq makes how much a year?
4th picture- Mom! This girl beat me in a game of Horse! No fair!

Basketball had a great influence in my past . As did truth, justice and the american way . But’s that’s all in the past now . And we can’t change history .

1) Obama plays basketball?
2) Heck…….I played in jr. High. I’ll show him my skills.
3) I can talk the talk and walk the walk.
4) Obama what?…..He’s Here? Where’s the exit?

I quit golf out of respect for the troops fighting, so I decided to take up basketball.

Lol…………How long should I let the President try to play basketball with that medicine ball?

Number 1 - Invade and seize possession,

Number 2 - Turn it upside down into chaos,

Number 3 - Lose complete control,

Number 4 - Acknowledge Number 1 was the wrong thing to do!

Beat 360 is playing hardball tonight . Thier giving you four shots at doing me in . Beat that .

I never said the IRA was the axis of evil . I said the CIA was .

Keeping one ball in the air seems a bit difficult for President Bush.

Lol…………….With all due respect, that medicine ball bounces back about as good as the economy will under your economic policies Mr. President.

Kent Fitzsimmons
Kewanee, Illinois

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not looking for a new job, I’m just trying to figure it out what am I gonna do when I’m unemployed

Picture 1, It’s a don’t tell me. Picture 2, It’s round and orange, don’t tell me. Picture 3, It’s not a puck. Picture 4, It’s a big gum ball. What is so funny little girl?

Look don’t ask me again, I don’t know who she is,or where she came from, but if you waterboard her, Im sure she’ll talk ..

Ha. So is Nike endorsing soon to be ex-president George W. Bush?

WOW , Mr. President! It is simply amazing that you know how to play for peace!

President Bush at his best.

Afraid to admit to a group of school children he is George Bush, the President tries to convince them he is LeBron James until the American foreign exchange student blows his cover.

In a game of heads-up basketball, President Bush loses, hands-down..

If St. Patrick were here today, I’d be gone

I can’t seem to balance this ball. Hey, wait a miniute. I think that summarizes my presidency too

And they said I didn’t have the balls to be president.

PIC #1 OK I got the ball. Now what?
PIC #2 Why one finger when I got five?
PIC #3 You want me to do WHAT?
Pic #4 You didn’t have to tell the world I got beat by a girl in a one on one.

Let’s see…….I’ve decimated the country.
Let’s see if I can decimate the NBA!!!

BUSH: “Say what, white Bush man can’t jump? I’ll show yah!” Look Laura! Two fingers!! Heeew HAAAW!!!

Little girl: “Obama will definitely beat him & Mc Cain, I bet my money & pigtail on it!”

Irish schoolchildren have a good laugh
as President Bush tries to explain “Celtic” to them.

UUMMMMM…………………………..j-j-j-just what is this thing again???
No, Seriously, I’m kidding. (ppsssstttttt….what is it??)

” And even the oranges are bigger, in Texas. “

President Bush is devastated to learn
that the little girl was not a leprechaun with a pot of gold.

” Keep the girl. Lose the moron”

Too little, too late.

Altsheimered in office.

Another politician facing court troubles.

Rochester, MI

She swallowed the key to the Men’s room.

Pic 1-You talking to me?
Pic 2- If I ruled the world.
Pic 3- You know I’m bad! I’m bad!
Pic 4- It’s not a Orange Mr.President.

President Bush’s official looks of dispare realizing he lost to a 10 year old Democrat. Yessir, he’s not smarter than a 5th grader.

If I learn to play basketball as well as Obama, do you think my approval ratings will go up?

Let me get this straight, I’m supposed to bounce these pumpkins and a pot of gold will appear?

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

I think basketball is good for a child’s health, even if there orphans in the Middle East .

The fun ended after Mr. Bush dribbled in the corner…

G.G. Falderal
Kingston, Ontario

Pic 1: Wha’s that? You want my thoughts on my place in History and what I plan to do to help John McCain win the presidency?!
Pic 2: Uuuuhhhhh… hold on lemme try to spin this …..
Pic 3: Gah… I’ve been blinded by the truth, the way and the light; I’ve dropped the ball
Pic4: Well, I had my chance I guess. That’s alright though… looks like the Youth vote is gonna walk away with this one anyways. Sorry John. I’m still invited to your barbeque right?

Does global warming help keep this ball inflated???

I can’t even promote peace in my own country. Why am I trying here?

Gee, this worked for Obama. Look how popular he is.

I’m bad - that’s right.

BUSH stands for : (referring to pics 1 thru 4)
1. B ewildered
2.U nskilled
3.S ore losing
4. H uckleberry

Hey it could be worst. I could score 37 in bowling

I can’t keep one ball in the air and you want me to do what?

This is Ireland, but where are the Celtics?

Pic 1: Wha’s that? You want my thoughts on my place in History and what I plan to do to help John McCain win the presidency?!
Pic 2: Uuuuhhhhh… hold on lemme try to spin this …..
Pic 3: Gah… I’ve been blinded by the truth, the way and the light; I’ve dropped the ball
Pic4: Well, I had my chance I guess. That’s alright though… looks like the Youth vote is gonna walk away with this one anyways. Sorry John. I’m still invited to your barbeque right?

For picture #4

Shouldn’t uv had them develed eggs; that one smelled king of foul!

I had no idea I could balance anything!

Out of work in seven months, President Bush starts training for the next Lakers tryouts.

I’m open Mr. President! I’m open!! Hell yeah!!! I’m gonna come up with some crazy things with this….

Look at me make the game winning shot just like I did in Iraq! LOL!!! O.K, that’s one…….

No child should be left behind and neiter should a basketball in George Bush’s hands.

All encompassing:

Oh, so THIS is what it’s like to have balls…..!

Ok, spin this on my finger… here goes… ahhhh I veto this. I bet this girl is a Democrat.

See kids this is what inflation does to your mind.

Jeremy E

Margate, FL

George W. laments one more failed attempt to get a “Big Bounce” in the public opinion polls.

Forgot to include my location… and fixed one spelling…

San Francisco Bay Area, CA

Pic 1 - Is there a timer on this thing?
Pic 2 - Hey! This thing is bigger than my head!
Pic 3 - Laura! What did you do with my bookcase?
Pic 4 - duh… I know how to dribble, but I don’t know what to do with this! Suzie… why are you laughing at me?

no one ever taught me how to play , just how to pretend i knew what was going on ( kind of like the presidency ) !

Picture 2: “Is this a trick? Doggonit! The last time you had me to put a round thing in a hole, you kept telling me it was a square.”

Picture 3: I just could resist those darn bean burritos in the cafeteria.