"Mama Mia, no squeeze my arm so forte, Giorgio"

From Bill in Omaha USA

Bush is Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi KRYTONITE!!!

Ok, ok, I said I'll never write a book about you or your administration! For God sakes, I'm supposed to go hunting with Dick next year. You think I'd risk that?

ok! ok! I will give you the oil company.

"Hey I thought you Ro-mans, was supposed to be Strong??

Say Uncle!!

"tell me where Bin laden is, and I'll loosin my grip!"

"maybe I can squeeze some Oil and Money out of you too, Just like I do the american people!"

Eat your Heart out Indiana jones!!!

I'll show you who the Real Iron Man is!

Alexandria, Va.

Bush: " Pshh.. He thought he could beat me at arm wrestling..."

George....I already said "uncle" you can let go now!!!

Okay, okay, I'll make sure the Pope wears the cowboy hat when you visit with him.

"Okay George, I will arm wrestle you today but don't try this with the Pope tomorrow with he receives you."

ok, ok, George, I cry uncle..I'll wear your flag pin.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Yep, in Texas we got rid of the electric chair, but we still enjoy the old joy buzzer, Luigi.

I jus' made him'n offer he can't refuse.

Say Godfather!
Come'on say it!

" Ouch, thats so Not Funny it hurts"

President Bush in a meeting today shows that his friendship with Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi is firmer than ever.

Paul – Walnut Creek, CA

Touring the world to escape domestic chaos. Can't be any smarter than that!

George, Mussollini was more popular than you, and we HANGED him!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Bush wants to leave a lasting impression: the imprint of his hand.

ps: I like the new look!!

Silvio Berlusconi... "Ok I'll agree there were weapons of mass destruction"

Bush..."Are yall catching this"

See, I told you these Italios all had spaghettii arms.

Wow,...not my venice elbow again.

Silvio reacts after President Bush tells him he will be serving a third term.

UNCLE, UNCLE, I said UNCLE

Mama Mia that is a texas size grip you got!

Spaghetti Western 2008

I told 'em if I beat him at arm wrestlin' he'd have to bring me them unlimited breadsticks.

W uses his powers of persuasion to get our allies to send more troops to the mideast.

Tio, tio! That's a spicy uncle talk. Heh, heh, heh.

I've spotted the exit! Now all I have to do is get free of his Kung Fu grip!

Sorry Mr. President, but I'm not your boo.

"Hey, Berly...I never imagined I'd be shaking hands with CHEF BOY-R-DEE!"

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

" OKay George! We'll have STEAK instead of lasagna."

ok, if these two will also end up fighting, who's left for america?

Who is this guy?

"What do you mean that you don't want to be an Alliance partner in the I-raq war! We are the Yoonited States and – whether you like it or not – we are gonna do what we want!"

George'ge, don'ta break'a mia arm. Know you Texans wear big'a hats but ea'ta spaghetti too, no.

Yo,George. I think it's about time you and Laura spend some time together.

GEORGE WINS ANOTHER ARMS RACE.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, MANITOBA, CANADA

President Bush demonstrates for the Italian media his strong arming foreign policy.

"Listen to me, Bercosloni, or Bersecloni – or whatever the hell your name is, foreigner. I'm gonna keep smiling for the cameras, here. But if you don't open up your country to Halliburton and Blackwater then we're gonna have some serious problems."

"Alright, alright! – you won the election fair and square without cheating! Now let me go! I wouldn't want your daddy to have me audited."

Silvio Says: "Ow, my arm, I think I'm having a heart attack."
Anne Petersen
Palm Desert, CA

Zio, Zio. Yes we can have peanut butter and honey sandwiches for lunch tomorrow!

Ohhh, I heard of the "strong arm" of Bush politics, but this is a little much!

George draining power to himself any way he can

Please! I just got back into office. Don't make me shake your hand in front of the paparazzi.

Mr. Berlusconi tried to make the case for elbow grease. But because Bush is so corrupt, he insisted that OIL is much better than grease.

Ok Ok, I'll take you to our leader .

Berlusconi squirm in reaction to his new Bush-provided nickname: Silverado

So that's what you do with your time in the White House? And all this time we thought you were running your country... what fools we have been!!

" Qe ' Fascisti Pozzi !"

Ok, ok ,ok, I'll put in a word in with pope for McCain!

" Just wait till the Pope gets the whoopee cushion!"

"Mussolini lives on!"

Maybe this time the Pope will discuss the death Penalty with this most Christian of Presidents.

OK Giorgio, easy. I will support you on Iran!

" I told him : Peanut butter and jelly for lunch or else !"

George W. Bush reinvents the kiss of death.

When Berlusconi said "get a grip," I thought he wanted to shake hands!

Chris Gilreath
Memphis, TN

"Aha, I told you that going to Iraq was a good idea." "Yeah, and my mom is
my dad's niece, give me a break."

"FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR ARMS"

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, MANITOBA, CANADA

Oh excuse me Mr. President, I shouldn't have eaten those Texas beans you brought me.

I told you, financing the war in Iraq will cost everyone an arm and a leg.

Mr. President,

You understand all we have is "Olive Oil."

Italians are such fun, kidding all the time, like the old times and the ice peak stuff…

Oops… you say I wasn’t supposed to shake his “bras d’honneur”?

President Bush deftly sucks the approval rating right out of Berlusconi, hoping it'll add to his own numbers.

"Olive oil, eh? Heh-heh-heh. Did you say OIL? I love you Eye-talians! Heh-heh-heh."

"Please Giorgio, stop, basta!"

"Great, I love pasta!"

President Bush on vacation again. He would rather frolic and play then run the country.

"Ow" Mr. Bush Ow! You already broke down the people of the United States why break my arm too? Sincerely, Judi Smith = Warren, Michigan

Later, President Bush is reminded that while the USA is a superpower, he, himself, is not.

"From now on Giorgio...We fist pump. Capice?"

" Ugh, "its that impish grin again, I think I'm going to be sick"

Whooo you Italians really like your garlic

"I'm telling you, Mr. President, spaghetti is not the only kind of pasta."

Mr. President your so strong, you must eat a lot of pasta.

I love the Italians. I order Dominoes pizza at the White House all the time.

Dendorse Obama and you will never use this hand again....

Bush: I love Rome. Some of my closest friends are Romanian.

"No, I am NOT going to kiss this Italian guy. Not even for the cameras.
And by the way, get these mediat people outa here! Oh, is the mike on?"

Mr. Bush showing his delight in deciding to use his hand buzzer on Mr. Burlusconi. Bush plans to save his whoopie cushion for the Pope.

Dude..... I'm shaking rain mans hand

Will this man ever let go of my hand and go home?

George the buzzer ring trick again? You are a funny guy George, when did you say you are going home?

Feeling that he's losing his grip on power at home, President Bush tries strong arm tactics with Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi.

Al
Nashville, TN

"Oh my, I need to sick the Mob on this meathead"

The Bush Administration's foreign policy in action...

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Berlusconi: "Ok, ok I'll support MaCain, now let go...."

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Bush: "Who's yo Daddy?!"

bush brakes everything he touches

bush thought he found someone from alkada (al-qaida)

Well, Gee, Silvio ..... Now that you have pulled all of my fingers, I will have to do something really, really gross.

"Sorry Spaghetti Arm Silvio – but they put a lot of steroids in Texas beef!"

Premier Berlusconi grimaces as he realizes that President Bush's poor approval rating rubbing off in the awkward handshake.

Okay, I give Cheney my leader now smile for the camera.

Sheron
Sandusky, OH

Daddy, did you say, the I-talian's are good, but a bit odd?

Tell me how to shake this bruschettalucy guys' hand.
just trying to remember through the haze.

(little g to big g.)

Chesapeake, VA

This is what we call Texas Hold-Em.

Berlusconi: Mercy Mr. Bush – You win! You're the master!

Berlusconi: Did you muscle your way to a second term too?

Ok,no more cold Pizza!

here's george,with rome's italian premier, silvio berlusconi.
in a photo-op that went wrong when george unknowingly
pulled off the premier's artificial arm.

Berlusconi: Looks like you squeezed your way into being Commander and Chief.

WMD's in Iraq...Brownie's doing a good job...Scooter didn't lie. Good ones George! Stop...you're killing me here!

Bush: heh-heh, Good news America! See just how strong my grip is from pumping all that $4 gas?

"Ok, fine, our country is shaped like your boot."

Rochester, MI

Your handshake is even weaker than my approval ratings!

Sorry Ol' Silvio, but I gotta impress that Erica Hill gal everychance I get.

"Hey George, are those WMD's under there?"

Mcain is not the only politician hurt by Bush.

after 8 years in DC i finaley have a friend !!!!!!!!!

I don't wanna say anything....but Mr. Bush should never do that to a guy who knows Tony Soprano. You just didn't hear it from me.

Hell Boy, its probably just a little ol' heart attack! We get em all the time on the ranch from eaten all that beef. Come on now, shake it off, your messin up the pitcher!

Any chance the Mafia could broker an oil deal for the US?

Mama mia! Look how far to the right I'm leaning already!

He jokes with President Bush and Bush says, I have a better joke. The Premier says OK what is the joke. Bush says, "ME"

If you were a LEADER in Italy you would have BEEN gone ages AGO!!!!

A broken ARM or SORE arm would have been the LEAST of your TROUBLES!!!!

Chuckle, chuckle!!!!

"OKAY....When I said, 'Twist my arm.' It was just a figure of speech."

Rebekah
Chattanooga, TN

President Bush "strong arming" the Italian government

Rebekah
Chattanooga, TN

OK Silvio, Where is the pasta of mass distruction?

Ava Maria can't get you out of this one Georgie , so if you now what's good for you , just ask the Pope's forgivness rather then intervention .

OK,show more submission for the camera , so I can continue this con, until January. Then you can deal with the ethiopian .

hey, watch it there cowboy , Putin and I have very weak wrists .

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi took a stray bullet to the arm as shots were taken at the lame duck.

Republican strong arm, up close and personal

You know, you remind me alot like the Great Mussollini when he was hanging upside down .

I don't normally say this to men, but your hands are so soft.

Yeah, he tried to give me the boot.

" He speaks American with a funny accent!".
"Can't wait to see the Pop, hear he is quite the dresser!".

OK Sil, quite trying to upstage me,.I got rid of Rummy and Elmer Fudd because of that . I still have control of the CIA ,you know?and they don't leave trail's .So i'm safe .

Do you think ,an expresso Machine would be a proper gift for the Pope ?

I can't believe I sat through his speech

You not only have sweaty palms George, but you are also a lousy President .

George! Please let go of my arm! Arm twisting is just a figure of speech.

Bush attempts to strongarm another foreign leader for support.

Kingston, Ontario

Little Berlisconi, I already asked you never come back to power but you didn't listen.

So How do I address the Holy Father when I'm introduced ? Just keep your mouth shut and for God's sake don't shake his hand .

Since I'm the only one who will take a picture with you these days, let's make it a doozy!

The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.

(Rest in Peace, Jim McKay)

"Bring back Bill !"

Your grip is not as good as Andersons

okay i don't like Obama, so please don't crush my arm!

President Bush is trying to show that his strong arm tactics have not lost their effectiveness.

"I told 'ya... smile and nod!"

So look who's flag is in front of your's , Yep Old Glory . position A .

Stop Georgio your hurting me, I'll put the boots on but I won't do the square dance.

Charles
New York, NewYork

Ahhh, come on... don't be a girlie man......

BUZZZZZZZZ

"I GOT YA"!!!!!!!

Berlusconi: "I felt the same evil that curious George saw in Putin's eyes"

Readington, NJ

Oh, don't mind him; just a little too much of the vino.

Didn't you know arm wrestling was how I got the intelligence people to promote my need for war against Iraq. And I was pretty good at it.

Hey George, When I said, Gimme a break......I didn't mean my damned ARM!!!!!!!!!!

Ok! Ok! I'll say it. I love Freedom Fries!!

No Silvio, I don't want to hear how you got that woman to marry you !!

That was one spicy meatball

no no, I said pull my finger.. not my arm

"You're doing a heck of a job, Berlie."

Listen, I'm no economic girlie man!

His world policies hurt almost as much as his handshake

Say "Uncle Sam"....

This guy thinks I am smart and wants to shake my hand....I hope he doesn't figure out the truth before I leave office!!!

go ahead, pull my finger? heck... pull my WHOLE HAND!

Ha, ha...just keep smilin' buddy! Ya like that? I got it at Spencer's/ Kinda tickles don't it?

If only President Bush’s grip on reality were as strong as his hand-shake

Its a deal your wife for mine!

Didn't I tell you what you were supposed to say?

Silvio, they said smile, like
like me.

“You’re doing a heck of a job, Berlie.”

- Justin Kozuch
Toronto, ON, Canada

Hey Gergio! Don't you think McCain is too old to lead us?

"Cold............his hand is so cold! Look, my arm is frozen.....I can't move it!"

"Guess if the Supreme Court wont let me keep 'em, we'll just ship 'em over here so you can do it for US..............OK!?

George, the hand buzzer is not funny!

ouch ouch ,,call my lawyer ... did you get this on video ?
good ..call my lawyer !

This ain't Burger King. You can't always have it your way!

HEH BUSHIE – WHATSA MATTER YOU. SHUT UPA YOUR FACE.

Okay! Okay already! I WILL introduce you to Sophia Loren, Mr. President !

i can feel his poison running down my arm let go and i will go to iran with you just do not kill me with your poison

Berlusconi: "Okay, okay, we will give you more free meatballs, just please stop squeezing my hand!!"

I can't believe this electric hand buzzer still works after all these years.

Hey, Italy-President Guy, Pull My Finger again!!!!

no no no, I said pull my finger.. not my arm

Ok, Ok, Ok... It's Nu-Cular!!!!!!

Ok. Ok. How about best two out of three?

Dino Mazzone
Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

Nice grip George! Is that from that HGH stuff you got from Roger Clemens?

No No George... it's quit pulling my leg! Ow.

"Ohhh...the low poll numbers...the incredible unpopularity...draining...weakening me...like kryptonite!....Must let go of his hand while there is still time!!"

Berlusconi feigns injury so as not to be construed as an "enemy combatant"

Okay! Okay already! I WILL introduce you to Sophia Loren, Mr. President !

oh man does it feel great to be a lame duck!

does this idiot know my arm is broke?

Oh, President Bush, your manly handshake appears to have aggrevated my tennis elbow.

It's great to have you back as PM again Silvio. I never thought I could actually get back one of my European puppets.

President Bush makes his move during the arm wrestling match with Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi...wins ravioli.

Hey Italiano! Dollar is still strong

You shouldn't asked me about me about gas and obama

"Mr. Bersculoni, your grip's 'bout as weak as my approval rating!"