Now remember kids, Pink is the new Green!

“Listen kid, if you call me grandpa one more time I’ll take out my lightsaber, got it?”

Its true, I am looking for a younger wife.

Look Pal, I already told you…Indiana Jones is real.

I guess this is what Harrison Ford can fall back on when the movie roll offers stop coming in. Patrick Fagan Washington DC

Forgive ME I like the KIDS better than the ADULTS!!!!

What do you mean you never heard of Star Wars? What about Han Solo?

“Hey kid, could you maybe go get me a pillow, my knees aren’t what they used to be.”

Harrison Ford has to stop and clarify that not all the animals in Washington are kept at the zoo, the most dangerous ones stay on capital hill.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

I don’t care if that’s how “teacher said to do it” – it looks stupid! It looks like the tiger’s wearing lipstick.

Listen… Tigers aren’t going anywhere, trust me; but there are a few endangered actors, so, I want you to tell your parents and all your friends about this new movie you all HAVE to see. It’s called…actually I forgot what it’s called. But it’s really good… and I wear a hat. I think… Oh just go see the GD movie!

Yea listen up…..Barack Obama just asked me to be his Vice Presidential running mate but you can not tell anyone especially the Clinton’s.

Yes, as a matter of fact I am that old geezer that’s in the new Indiana Jones movie with Shia LaBeouf.

” Oh, I see those are stripes, not wrinkles.”

“Laugh it up, fuzzball.”

“Yahoooo! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow some bubbles and go home.”

Actors always have to hang out with the young crowd.

“Children, we should work to protect tigers, snakes on the other hand…”

Listen Kid, We’re in Washington DC..Those that lobby the hardest get the autograph first…The girls just beat you out by a few seconds..Let’s not have a Star war over it…

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

“Well children, when I was young there were plenty of tigers and…What? NO, no dinosaurs!!”

“Anderson, it’s Harrison”

Chesapeake, VA

Did I ever tell you about my friends Siegfried and Roy?

” You see,kids, at my age you’ll do anything just to sit down.

Anxious to share the most important rules of life, Harrison Ford tells his little friends, “never push each other on the playground, eat your vegetables, and always color within the lines.”
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Got any antacids, kid?

Storytime with Grandpa Indy

They need CHANGE, huh? Well maybe I can run for a thind term by wearing that mask for a change!

“That’s right , kids, I’m Harrison Ford, you know , Indiana Jones…….
Star Wars……remember Star Wars?…….c’mon kids……..c’mon….

When I was your age, the animals roamed free.

“The paparazzi confirmed Harrison Ford was seen hanging out with these twins. They wore the very latest in tiger ears with stunning, matching necklaces.”

No, that clown from the movie IT scares me to death……..I will not look at it…………

“That’s nothin, kids, when McCain’s President, I’ll be in charge of Star Wars.”

Chesapeake, VA

Hey kid, do you like movies about gladiators?

My name is Henry and I got my start coloring Ritz cracker boxes.

I’m the new guy on the Obama Vice President vetting committee. At least until they blame me for stealing the Crystal Skull………………

‘ Me I’m voting for Steven Spielberg for President”

If you want me to draw Chewie,that a cost ya!

Flint,Mi

I’m guessing you three don’t have any idea who I am.

No…………Tigger was never on my ship in Star Wars………….

.OH, guess it IS Harrison after all!!

You see kids, even tigers have a sense of fashion. Hey where can I get one of those tiger ears?

David
from NJ

No……….I’m not Bill Clinton and I will not hide behind that mask……….

You said Michael Jackson did what?

Chris B.
Seattle, Wa

Look you little jerk….what’s good for the goose, is good for the TIGER, now, get your ears on and shut up.

No, Mr. Ford, Ewoks still aren’t real. Even with the advances in modern science. I know Mr. Lucas promised you one when the special editon of the original Trilogy came out a few years back.

Drew
New Orleans

” You want my next movie to be INDIANA JONES MEETS HANNAH MONTANA?” I’ll talk to Steven and George about it, OK?

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

now this is much better then the snake conservation booth i was just at!

emily s Montana

Tell me kid….where can I get a pair of those tiger ears?

Look, I don’t have to wear tiger ears kid. I’m a movie star in case you didn’t know it. Now put on the damned ears and I don’t want to hear another word……..

I’m pleading with you. I’m too old to do another action film. Just tell Speilburg you want to see an animated movie titled “Indiana Jones and the Paper Tiger.”

For the last time kid, I’ve told you! Chewbacca is a wookie.

Now if you really want to impress the girlies sonny, just put on the damned tiger ears. The ladies love a little tony ti grrrrrrrr.

Well kids, I sympathize with the Tiger for I too almost became extinct until Steven Speilberg decided to do another Indian Jones.

A VEEP hopeful works on attracting the youth vote for Obama.

“Are you Hans Solo’s father, or Indiana Jones’s father?”
“No kid… wear the necklace!!”
“No I didn’t just drool…..[slurp]!!”

A VP hopeful works on attracting the youth vote for McCain.

Stillwater, OK

If we don’t save the Tiger kids, we’ll need Steven Speilberg to computer generate them in movies like we do dinosaurs and such now.

the fifth sequel: Indiana Jones and the Tigers wearing Lipstick

Well kids, I sympathize with tigers for I too almost became extinct until Steven Speilberg decided to do another Indian Jones.

Look kid, I already told you- I’m going for the role of Christopher Robbin- you can HAVE Tigger if you want it.

Conservation of the Tiger is NOT a euphemism for how I manage my love life in my mid 60s!

I’ve fought Darth Vader, Jabba the Hut, Nazis, and all kinds of Villians but nothing compares with trying to get the Bush administration to conserve the environment.

I was too the President of the United States..I saved Air Force One at the box office..Singlehandedly, I might add!

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif

And so who do you think came out, the lady or the tiger?

If I were a carpenter
And you were old enough to be a lady,
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you be my baby?

Soon, we’ll both be extinct once these Hillary tigresses grow-up.

The price of learning how to paint from kids… Priceless.

Toronto

Are we playing Mc Cain- Obama here?

Listen kid ten years from now you’d be glad to wear the tiger ears for the ladies. wink wink

Local school group visits a nursing home to entertain the elderly.

Its up to your generation kids to save the tiger, and to keep me a movie star, so do your part to save both kinds of tigers!

Be careful, with the gas prices up “put a tiger in your tank” might be the next energy solution.

Sandy
Texarkana

Mr. Indy, I asked you to draw a picture of a snake, not a tiger.

No kid, I never used my Indiana Jones whip on a tiger nor a kid.. no worries!

If you kids think this place is a zoo, try getting movie roles over 60 in Hollywood!

Ok,so do you remember what i told you to do? Good,now go and unlock the gates to set the animals free!

No, that is not a death mask of Tony the Tiger.

I have to do what ever I can kids to return to “Air Force One.” Hey I’m politician, it worked for “Indiana Jones”.

harrison ford today , beat switzerland’s top ” staring-contest ” twins,sarah and greta,to move on to china’s top contender,wang fu,pictured here,staring hard.harrison won,then thanked the academy before receiving the trophy.

What do you mean you haven’t seen my movies? How about my role as President.

No, really I was just in an action movie. Pinky promise.

The Star Wars fikms are iut on DVD–get your parents to rent them, then you’ll know why I’m famous……….

Now here’s a fast little way that even you can make money. Get some of my DVD’s, I sign ‘em, you sell ‘em on e-BAY, and you’ll all be rich. Obama’s half-eaten waffle fetched in $10, 000.

No girls…..Don’t worry…….Tony the Tiger is doing just fine! In fact he’s Grrrreat!

“Thank you for the necklace Mr. Jones – now just give me the map… I have you covered.”
“That necklace belongs in a museum kid!”

Hey kids, when I was your age, these animals were called “saber-toothed tigers”!

No, I’m not really f’n Ben Affleck.

As the golden age set’s even the “dashing ones” spends more time with grandchildren!!

Harrison Ford pandering to the children of the ExxonMobil President, in hopes of getting cheaper gas for all…

Drew
New Orleans

Kids. . . why did it have to be kids!

Hey, why don’t I color the tiger and you can have the credit.

Ahhh look at the animals… I fight them everyday in the movies, but run from them in real life.

Ok kids.. I need more ideas for my vows ! I need to impress Calista !

Harrison Ford teaches kids about cooking tigers from China.

“Indiana Jones and the Eaters of Glue”

Hay, kids tomarrow I’ll be at the catch the tiger initiative, hosted by Phil Mickelson at the U.S. Open.

“Indiana Jones and the Temple of Glue Eaters”

Jack Ryan holding a meeting of the top CIA officials concerning Al Qaeda’s recent terrorist activities in Candyland.

My face is red because I am old and I have shoes older than you!!!!!!!

Kids, you’re right! I think Dora the Explorer would make a great sidekick for Indy.

Hear Yea, Hear Yea, It’s okay to color out of the box.

I think 360 is going to use this photo to humiliate me , so could you look like, i’m so fun ?

‘…yes, I AM in a film with Shia LeBouf’

Now kids, remember KungFu panda had a tiger in it so to conserve tigers, you have to see my Indiana Jones movie instead!

Look little girl, for the millionst of time I have told you that we can’t go tiger petting in zoo, they will bite yah!

Who told you that some of the snakes in Raiders of the Lost Ark were really lizards?

Tykes for Tigger!

Hello Kids I’m Indiana Jones and I also played Hans Solo in Star Wars. Do you want me to recite my favourite line from Star Wars? Really it’s funny. Come on. Come on.

Kids, do you know what a “paper tiger” is? Let me tell you about George W. trying to track down Osama….

No no kids, that African tiger did not eat Anderson Cooper!

Indiana Jones and the Cult of the Transvestite Tiger

no I’m not Luke skywalker . I’m Ally Mc Beals significat other .

What do you mean you don’t know who I am… I was “Box Office Star of the Century”… last century that is!

Can one of you guys help me with the gluing part?

Hey kid,am I seeing double here ?

No, I can’t get you Yoda’s autograph, but I can help you color these tigers instead!

Future Tiger Preservationists get an early start learning the value of actively persuing their Planet in Peril by crying out for balace of man and animal.

I pretend to save the world on film, and now we can pretend to save the tigers on these coloring pages!

And then Jaba the Hutt froze me… then a princess kissed me… then the Nazis threw me in a pit of snakes… then I saved the lost ark… then a terrorist tried to throw me out a plane… then I saved the world… so sure I can save some tigers!

Girl next to Harrison Ford: ‘Are you Anderson Cooper?’ Harrison Ford: ‘No, but I wish I was!’

I was supposed to be at Shia Lebeouf’s table, but go figure.

Juan Juarez The Woodlands, TX.

Well ok I will ask Anderson if you can have a spot on Planet in Peril and its effect on children.

…. and since we’re discussing important global issues, did you know that everything on this table was made by child labour in China?

Kid’s look behind us , you’ll see the no touching law being violated .

Kids, do you know what a “paper tiger” is? Let me tell you about George W’s attempts to track down Osama….

(I think this is better grammar than my previous post.)

Actually these tigers were house cats before Obama trained them to, scare up voters.

here we go talking to the brain of the world

In 10 years when you’re old enough to see one of my movies this autograph will mean something to you!

Indiana Jones and the Shirley Temples of Doom

My girlfriend Clorissa is almost as young as you girls are and she loves tigers too! Judi Smith = Warran, Michigan

What you want a role in my next movie… sorry kid, I don’t act with snakes and kids!

Are you going to drink the rest of your juice?

No, son, I’m not old… I am just prematurely gray like Anderson Cooper!

I know, I know, you wanted Prince Caspian to beat me at the box office……..

No kids, I promise you I never used my Indy whip on a tiger… I promise!

So this is Tiger Day . Is Roy going to make it .

No, son, I’m not looking for a running mate, just trying to save some tigers.

Harrison Ford: Ok! Ok! alright! I promised to you, I signed my autograph picture!!! Thanks girls!! I hope Anderson Cooper is ok and doing documentary “Planet in Peril!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Mr. Ford ,are you going to give back that pen ?

Is it the tiger we are trying to conserve or is it my career?

Kids, tigers are beautiful real live creatures of the jungle very much different than all this colorful painted stuff on the table which was Made in China because hardly anything is Made in USA anymore because corporations prefer to outsource their jobs so they can pay cheap laborers to make this stuff so people like us buy it back here at home at a much higher price than it cost to make it!

Louis Stevens from Even Stevens was in MY movie. I was not in HIS movie.

Girls, whatever you do, DON’T lick these masks as they contain lead-based paint because they were made overseas and aren’t subject to American toy product safety laws!

Hey dude, I think this is kinda the girly table , what’s say we sneak over to the blue one, before I have a flashback .

Obama is a sure thing , pass it on .

Ok, when I was planning Indie’s escape in my recent movie, I zigged this way first, and I zagged that way next……..

Can you guys keep a secret? In the next Indiana Jones movie, Indy searches for his long lost dignity.

Tucson, AZ

Ya’ know Bengal tigers are rather good-looking hairy creatures from Asia, sort of like myself. Though recently ,I had a complete body waxing which wasn’t too bad except for when they did the parts native to Brazil…

Did you know I also rescue people in real life ? But I don’t like to talk about it in public . So the Tab’s come in real handy when you want to keep a low profile .

Allright then, 2 budwiesers, a marqarita, and a prune juice.

No! Nooo ! Nooooo!, the tigers DO NOT eat cereal nor do they TALK!

Yeah gummy bear’s, you got a problem with that kid ?

If he doesn’t stop hogging that yellow marker, we’ll never get our tiger drawing done!

I’m going to eat that bracelet over there kid if you give me any more mouth .

Right ladies, it is never too early to take up a cause…..even Miss Hillary got her start wearing headbands.

Don’t look now , but i think a fairy is trying to hide in your hair .

Hey, aren’t you the kid that played in Temple of Doom with me ?

Lions and tigers and bears- oh my!

You know Tigger was always my favorite but Winnie the Pooh did let people try his honey.

Snakes are a clear and present danger, I hate snakes, Let’s make the tigers eat the snakes, would you like that?

Girl: “Give me back my marker”
Harrison: ” Hey listen kid you’re just not doing right; I’ll show you how to color.”

So, you’re saying Anderson is not your Boo either?

Are you the guy that played Shia’s granpa in his new movie?

CORRECTION TO THE FIRST ONE. I FORGOT MY CITY

You know Tigger was always my favorite but Winnie the Pooh did let people try his honey.

“No, I didn’t get my Crystal Skull prize in my happy meal either.”

Yes, kids! Indiana Jones is my younger brother:-)

“Paint by numbers has always been a challenge for me.”

Indiana Jones attends the opening of ” The Young Aristocats Fur Ball”. When asked Jones said of the ball,It’s the purrrfect little affair!”

If I make you a balloon Tiger, do I get my hat back?

“So, you’re saying I just have to connect the dots to get the Academy Awards/”

I feel honored to be chosen the Grand Marshall of Tiger Day .Now do I get my ear’s.

I’ll just hang-out here until the valet brings my wheel chair, I mean car.

Look lad, you mess with the tigers, you get the claw!

OK pretend we don’t see him waiting to take our picture and maybe he’ll go away .

Did you see beat 360 pic last night, was that a cool bike or what ?

Chalk? Well lets see… it came in sticks like these markers .. but you had to press down hard with it. Sometimes it made you sneeze. Oh yea and the colors weren’t as bright

here kid pass me the green.Ain’t it prettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttty

Hey Kids!,
I’ve got a ‘Star Wars’ book we can color in!

The Children telling Harrison that He has to “Colour inside the lines”..LOL

Ruth, Brisbane

Hey kid’s my ass is going numb on this chair, will one of you help me up .

Iam so mad I needed to color.ssshhhhhh kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen kids, I need your help – I think Anderson Cooper is stalking me and I left my whip in the glovebox…

John Casnig
Kingston, Ontario

Does anyone have the brown marker so I can color-in these gray hairs?

Is this mask on right

O I just call her ally , her real name is a real tounge twister .

you children will be the best political team on televison

First they rub wax on your hair,then they put a piece of tape on the wax, then they rip the tape and wax off with the hair, and then you cry.

You know kids, I captured all of these animals and brought them here.

Did you guy’s know that you can’t drink a juicy juice without a straw .

One more time kids, Put one the masks, walk in to the bank and hand the teller this Note….

A real tiger could swallow my anorexic girl friend in one gulp !!!

Kids!! now, remember to go tell your parents to that you want to watch “Indiana Jones” ….more than anything else..

REPEAT AS I FORGOT TO MENTION THE CITY

Ok Kids.. help me with my vows ! I need to impress Calista !

Yes, Anderson Cooper is older then me .

Is that a hearing aid, or do you have silly putty in your ear ?

Air Force One? Yeah, that was me.
I know… I know…
Everybody tells me that I did a way better job than the guy that’s in the White House now.

Paramount Pictures presents…..”Indiana Jones and the Pursuit of the Decorative Tiger Mask”

Hey guys, this is a really bad picture.Can’t come up with anything this time.

I know Heche and Flockhart are much younger I am, but this is getting ridiculous”

Does she know that her ear’s drooping ?

Endangered TIgers? Sounds like a job for Hans Solo. “Where’s Chewy?”

I know Kate and Ashley if you need some tips on how to look like a zombie .

Hey kid, did you ever think of running for office .

“If I told you what I get paid to do that crap, would you promise not to tell your parents”

I don’t use a cell phone, I can’t read the screen .

Star Wars , you know the movie?

Kung Foo Panda , is that take out .

Hey Kid, I want my family back!

Hey Kid, stop looking at me like that. I told you I’m younger than John McCain. Of course I can still play Indiana Jones.

“Pssst, Hey Kid, Where’s the snacks ?”

Harrison Ford researches for his role in Indiana Jones and the Kindergarten of Doom.

OK which one of you is uploading this on Ebay right now ?

Yes, I know, the girls caught me coloring outside the lines….

Was there snot flavored jelly beans, when you were a kid ?

Yes, when you are grown, I can help you design Hillary Clinton pantsuits. But let’s concentrate on this project now.

He might be a tough guy in Indiana Jones, but Harrison Ford proves he has a gentle side. And with Father’s Day coming up, he has to look the part.

I forgot my address:

I am Patrick Clarke from Toronto, Canada.

“No…. The Eye of the Tiger movie star was Sylvester Stallone, not me.”

you know kids, i was around for the dinosaur conservation initiative

What happens if I don’t stay in the lines?

Senator Obama loves tigers. And he wants to make Tiger Day a national holiday . He’s the bomb

Kids, I could spell cat if you
spotted me the C&A!

HF: Look kids…I’m sure your Grandmother had the hots for me, for goodness sake, I’m Indiana Jones!

Kids: Who’s that, and just how old are you?

I won’t start coloring until I get my tiger ears.

show me what you got.

See… I still have SOME loyal fans

I don’t know if you know this , but I was President of the United States, once .

Today, the number of unemployed Americans once again rose, as Harrison Ford’s agent was unexpectedly let go.

Han Solo…Indiana Jones…surely you’ve heard the name Dr. Richard Kimble?

Steve Thrall
Grand Rapids, MI

In shared and silent bewilderment, the children wondered why the clown forgot to put on make-up.

” O. K, I did just blow a bad one, but its no worse than the dog.”

He might be a tough guy in Indiana Jones, but Harrison Ford proves he has a gentle side too. And with Father’s Day coming up, he has to look the part!

“You know me, always here to help”

Readington, NJ

Do you kids know what spin mean’s ? yes it means covering up the truth with a lie .

“Ok little girls, I’m gonna need you to put these masks on and distract the male tigers while I swoop in and get my walking”

“Ok little girls, I’m gonna need you to put these masks on and distract the male tigers while I swoop in and get my walking”

Orlando, Florida

“Ok little girls, I’m gonna need you to put these masks on and distract the male tigers while I swoop in and get my walking stick”

Orlando, Florida

This picture proves that even a superstar is just a regular guy when enjoying a zoo with beautiful children.

What do you mean you’re the director of my next movie???

do you all know who i am? harrison ford? famous movie star, you know, something like hannah montana?

“Hey, Back Off Kid!!! If Lance can do it, so can I……Here’s my number girls.”

what are you girls doing tonight?

-steven
-Flordia

Now before my divorce kids I could REALLY make a tiger mask!