This is a cool pose right? The kids are doing this with their talkie-talkie devices right?

There's no way Barack is going to beat my rockstar image

Now that Obama is the presumptive democratic nominee, Sen. John McCain attemps the "cool" look in hopes of luring the younger voters his way.

"Does anybody now how this razor works?"

Knowing he is in for a tough battle again a younger, hipper candidate, Sen. John McCain has an image makeover and changes his name to Sen. John McCool.

Joseph: Baton Rouge

I am enjoying it while it last.

Sen. John McCain demonstrates that once you go "Men in Black", you'll never go back!

Hello Mr. Obama. Yes you would like to do lunch? Have your people call my people and we can arrange something. You may have the youth vote but I have the old gezzers vote sowed up. After all I'm one myself.

oops bad spelling "Does anybody know how this razor works?"

I'm channelling my inner "Men In Black" persona. Think I could be Will Smith's new side-kick?

"Hi Honey, I'm stoned!"

I bet Bill (Clinton) can tell me how to get over this hang-over.

Joseph:Baton Rouge
Hello Chaney,
Just by chance, would that pen used in the movie MIB be a real gadget?
I can use it now. There is a certain person the country needs to forget.

I'm sorry Mrs. Gulliani, you have the wrong number.

Hello, 007 – thanks for the groovy sunglasses. Do you think they'll help me get the young vote? You mean they're not using "groovy" anymore? Thanks for the tip my friend.

"Hello 007 here, just kidding it's really just zero,zero. Beaudreau just put the crawdads in the overhead compartment but they were out of poke salad."

How does this thing work?! I tried to call my wife and all I got was a picture of my ear hair.

911? I'm being sexually abused by Barack Obama.

looks like sen mccain's auditioning for the sequel "men in black ",who knows he might outdo the man in black!!

Yah, I'm on Obama's plane now. They think I am Mr Magoo, Hey, I think this guy next to me got the last sleeping berth.

Rj – California

Are you sure Obama is now their nominee? Now – it's time to talk and ask Hillary to be my VP????

Women go crazy for a sharp dressed man...with dark sunglasses...and a slick cell phone...and his own private jet

People think I look cool... Little do they know that I wear these sun glasses inside because of my cataracts...

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Why yes, I might consider a satellite dish~"

"McCain... John, McCain." (channeling Bond)

"Yes, have it ready at my seat–shaken, not stirred."

McCain goes undercover. Given all the coverage of the democrats this wasn't a stretch.

"Hello, GQ? I have your next cover."

Does GQ have an AARP edition?

"Does AARP have a men-of-politics calendar?"

Operator,
Please get me an exit. There is an agent named Obamama after me. He just finished with Hillary. I think he might be after me. Please hurry!

Guy in the backgroung laughing, "Youth of America look out here comes John McCain taking a lesson from his fellow republican with the "Terminator" glasses HAHAHA He's got to be kidding."

I'll put you on my short list HILLARY.

Look...this plane is NOT leaving the run-way until you deliver the case of Metamucil I ordered...

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

That's two pepperoni, two veggie and a side of Metamucil.

i did inhale

"Oh, Hi Hillary! Listen, I need you to be my VP 'cause you have all the votes!"

"For some reason, it's really dark on this plane"

AC said, "Boo" LOL

I'm sorry Mr. President.............The stewardess says I have to get off the cell phone

-You have 1 missed call, received at 3am-

Hello! Secret Service! Can you tell me why they are laughing at my back? Did you post my age behind me?

Its OK Senator McCaine...............we have Senator Obama right here in the overhead. We will keep him in here as long as possible

'You seriously want me to consider a new background color for my next speech? But green is the new Republican color!. I even bought a tie to match!"

Hello, Hillary? I just called to say I love you...

Despite John McCain's new disguise, Hillary Clinton calls up McCain for his vp spot.

After that horrible speech on June 3, what's the media saying about my new look?

John McCain makes a valiant attempt to 'hip it up', moments before breaking his hip.

Load up the Hoggs, fire up the jets..Mac is back in business!! Let's get this party plane movin. Sorry Obamakins-you must be accompanied by an adult.

Mr. McCain calls to get details for the first ever, Text Message Debate.

Anthem from McCain's prime: "Back In Black".

Unfortunately, my short list also includes my TEMPER!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Someone besides Barack has to know where those other 7 states are.

Yes! I've already paid my Phone Bill! Why keep calling me! This is not Hillary! I have no debt!

I did inhale and i did have sex with that woman and I will do it again, anything else?

hey johnathan you got my back in the the 2008 election,right...right?

next message, received today -"Hi John, it's your friend George Bu..."-message deleted

Look Democrats I can use a Cell Phone Too!
Kevin

Man I went from carrying me own luggage to this!
Kevin

Quick act like you know how to use a modern device.

Book 'em Dano

McCain practices being on the secret service so he has a job in case he loses the general election

Sure, Hillary. I'll have my people call your people.

Hey can you have my usual set up for today?
Operator: Sorry sir we stopped manufacturing those eighty years ago?
Kevin

Yes Mom, I did remember to eat my breakfast.. and yes, I know, "that's not a change you can believe in." But...

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Yeah did you get my verification to that trip to Iraq already for this week?
Kevin

No, I am the candidate. The secret service is sleeping in first class.

Man I went from carrying my own luggage to this.
Kevin

Yeah where can I pick up my "Participation Certificate" for the 2008 Election?
Kevin

Hey Man, I'm Cool. I can get the younger vote.

I won on the glasses, but Cindy wouldn't let me wear the tropical shirt from the Virgin Islands. What's that? Yes, Cindy has a villa there, She named it Budvillae.

Here comes the man in black.....Guess he was feeling left out

What you say? ... a new "Men in Black" Movie starring me and Obama??? COOL!

"Anderson Cooper had a wee on live TV? Send him some of my Depends, ASAP!"

Yes, they cancelled my flight to Tulsa. Can you get me on your 6:30 to Burlington, your !0:00 to Miami, and then your Midnight flight to Tulsa?

Sen John McCain is soo cool...He has to wear shades

What Joe? Iran is Shia and Al Qaeda is Sunni? It's a good thing I have you to correct me.

You really think these shades make me look twenty five years younger? I don't want to be too young looking that I come across looking too inexperienced looking for the most important job in the free world.

Agent McJ is really one of the Men in Black.

OBAMA'S BLACK????

"Okay, while we're talking in codes, this is Maxwell. Can you ask Agent 99 whether it's cook-in or take out tonight?'

I think they are laughing at me behind my back

Hello! Secret Service! Can you tell me why they are laughing at my back? Did you post my age behind me?

Ok, does this make me look younger? I have the cool shades and the cell phone attached to my ear...

BUSH said WHAT????

Tell him to take a LONG walk off a short PIER ... and don't MENTION my NAME!!!!

"Yes dear I took my pills....no dear I'm not wearing those stupid terminator glasses you hate....OK so I am, but I really like'em – can I keep'em on till we land?"

Don, WA

"Hello, Mr. McCain? We have an idea who your running mate should be...Baba Booey!"

Senator McCain calls a concession challenged Clinton to try out his best Stevie Wonder impression – "I just called to say I love you..."

Dont worry dear I'll remember to pick up the eggs on the way home. You need anything else?

Anderson i got those glasses you sent me wow i can see underneath peoples clothes ...omg omg i knew sallys voice was a little deep

Senator McCain? I'm also on this plane with you and I just want to warn you that the man right behind you is reaching in the overhead compartment for a Obama 2008 campaign pin. Why don't you just elbow him in the ribs?

Senator McCain, if this whole "president" thing doesn't work out, would you be interested in doing a sequel for "Weekend at Bernie's"?

Tucson, AZ

Hello Senator? This is the pilot calling. We have asked all the passengers to turn off all electronic devices and cell phones – would you please hang-up and shut off this phone!?

honey i did get your tex i did send 10 people that tex about to find your lovers name send 10 people this tex and on the end push the star button and it would reviele your lover name .....no honey it not you it keeps on giving me Anderson Cooper ......Mcain in deep thought ,mabey i should call him and see what he doing tonight .....

hehe ...

"John, is that you? It's me – George W. Bush"

"Sorry, I don't know any George W. Bush."

Morpheus? This is McCain. It's Thursday, does that mean I'm suppose to take the red pill or the blue pill?

- Eugene OR

So Hillary wants to be MY VP???

Vito? John. I have a little job for you.

Hey Hillary it's John...Yea, uh..let's go over the list again. Dark rock star sunglasses ...Check. Cool razor cellphone....Check. Support from Obamas youth demographic....um....am I gonna have to do a shot of yager for this?

John McCain's fashion tip for the 2008 presidential season:
"As you can clearly see here, 72 is definitely the new black!"

"Why, yes, I like Mac the Knife, Cool Jerk, and Sunglasses at Night."

I'm not sure this t green ie goes with my neat-o sunglasses!

Hey..... my image consultant told me if I wear sunglasses and use this cool cell phone everywhere I go (even on plane), young Americans will perceive me as a bigger rock star than Bono and Obama. Look for me on CNN tonight and tell me what you think.

(quietly) My people will pick up that counterfeit shipment of Geritol at the docks at midnight.

Hey bro, Barack , the glasses are cool, but DUDE, buzz the combover.

No, Hillary, you can't be my VP nominee either!

McCain: What can I say..I put the OLD in 'old school'!!

Is this Oprah? Sure I'll love to do your show. But I'm unsure about the couch thing.

Is this the Sadr City Dennys? I'd like to make a reservation for Sen. Obama and I, I'm on a tight budget

Can you speak louder I can't hear you

Timothy
Coron, CA

What do you mean the Tom Cruise look isn't cool anymore?

"Yes, dear. Yes, dear. Yes, dear. Yes, dear. Yes, dear."

"Who was that on the phone, Mr. McCain?"

"Karl Rove."

"Mr. Anderson"

Is this the Sadr City Dennys? I'd like to make a resevation for Sen. Obama and I, I'm on a tight budget

Hello! Do you know anyone who could help me to be a good speaker? YES!! I know how to use a teleprompter!! It's not enough!!!
Obama is getting all the accolades from the press!!!
Please Help me George!!

(George) I thought you don't need my help?

Yes Ellen, I will be at the church on time to walk you down the aisle...

Agent McJ , one of the Men in Black, with his Neuralizer.

"....Alamo Car Rental? Yes,I do qualify for the veteran's discount."

Obama's star is shining so bright, McCain has to don sunglasses to stand it!

They told me that cell phones can not be used in flight, but someone put superglue on the earpiece.

"Are you trying to tell me that a Small with double cheese costs more than a Medium with single cheese? How'd you like to be invaded?"

"If you wish to request a stage without a green backdrop, please press 2"

"Erica Hill made Anderson Cooper wee on TV? I have that problem when I laugh too!"

Hello Hillary, with my new hip look and you as my number two "man," I believe we can take him in November.

For Beat 360: Yea George, I think they went for it !

But honey, didn't you hear?...OLD is the new black.

John McCool, man in black, who will put the country even more in the red than Bush and his wars!

"Hello, John? Dan Quayle. I hear you're looking for a Vice Pres...CLICK!"

"I must break you"

McCain's Secret Service look-alike decoy gets his next instructions.

I'm cool, I'm cool, just talking on the phone to my boo, and no I don't mean Anderson Cooper!

WHAT???? what do you mean by Hillary is going to endorse Obama??? So, they are not going to fight among themselves anymore??

Yes, Governor Schwartzeneger, I am wearing your lucky shades and I do feel like the "Terminator"!

"Your personality called, and its waiting for you in the lost baggage compartment"

No...as a matter of fact my refrigerator is not running. It's just me, Obama and Ron Paul. Oh, and maybe Hillary...

" This George Bush clone thing isn't working out John. They all just think its a big joke!"

"Yes, I need a large pepperoni pizza please.”

He THINKS his future is so bright he has to wear shades???

Now you can return the phone and shades to the guy behind you.

Yes, I'm still holding for President Ahmadinejad........

"Bill, it's me, Hillary."
"Since I'm not gonna be the Democratic nominee, thought I'd try my luck and use the trick Tom Cruise used in MI2 and pose as McCain!"

Cindy, come on, hang up the extension; I can hear you.

Hey Joe, can you explain that Sunni – Shia thing one more time?

"Hey Moses, remember that time we..............."

Alexandria, va.

it's 3 am,im going to call Hillary he he

yes hello, can you tell me when the Blues Brothers auditions are,i may need the job

Maybe if I channel the Alltell Wizard like the commercials he can change my age, or even help me win the election!! Ha Bump your fist to that Michelle and Barack!!!

Alexandria, va.

What's my seat number again?

man i cant even get a seat in my own airplain ,no respect i tell ya .and i think this guys laughing at me next to me ...George ..George thats it im switching to Verizon

The RED pill of course!