Former President Bill Clinton announces latest strategy for his wife so secure the nomination.

This is the man who had faith in George W. Bush.

This guy is the PERFECT running mate for my wife!

“Now with him I did have sexual relations”

Now this guy “DID” have sex with that woman!

wink wink

Mike in Phoenix

I’m going give Tony my position on Missonarys.

The Blind Faith Foundation

Do you know what he just said?!!!Hillary might have stood a better chance had she ran for office in Britain.

See this man?… Now HE would seat the Florida and Michigan delegates!

Believe me when I say..Tony a man of great moral character.

Hey i have call Tony Blair from the TonyBlairFaithFoundation to talk to leson you about having some faith for Hylary to win

She really need s it couse with the delegates she wont make it !

The British Empire Strikes Back !

Clinton : ” i love this man….i really do….but don’t count on me and Hillary for a contribution….just yet!!”

Hillary can get us great jobs when she wins the election!

Tony said he’s voting for Hillary.

“Since many Americans are descendants of our fine British cousins, we can no longer disenfranchise the millions of British citizens who secretly voted for Hillary. In an combined count she wins the popular vote hands down.”

Slow press day?

May I present Hillary’s Vice President…

Faithless meets faithful

“As soon as it’s legal, Tony and I are getting married here in New York. Isn’t that right cupcake?”

This my friend Tony, the tiger and he is Grrrrreat !

Tony tells me that Hillary could run for British Prime Minister, so she is moving to London and will run for a seat in the British Parliament…

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

“Yes…i admit…Tony is Very Popular!….but let’s look at the numbers!”….

To me this guy has an accent , but since they were here first , I guess
I’m the one who sounds funny …but I do play the saxaphone in a British sort of way.

Both countries have an “Iron Lady”.

I am a former, he’s a former, we are formers. Soon Hillary will be a former too!

I’d like to introduce former British Prime Minister Tony Blair…and speaking of former ministers…let me mention Barack Obama’s former minister, JEREMIAH WRIGHT!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Bill Clinton is pointing out to Tony Blair that he forgot to space the words in his sign.

This guy really knows what a “Queen” wants.

I’m not gonna say for sure but the hand on Tony’s shoulder ? I don’t think it’s mine .

If anyone can protect you from Hillarys flying monkeys, It’s this guy.

This guy really knows how to treat a “Queen”

Shouldn’t that sign read…..
Tony Blair I’m a Bush Casualty Foundation

Bill finally found a way to pay Hillary’s debt off.

Hang in there Hillary and remember, you’ve got to have Faith and uh…. here he is.

A coalition of the formers.

Clinton makes the case for Blair being a superdelegate.

Bill Clinton explains to Super Delegates that Tony Blair has established a new foundation to wrestle Hillary’s nomination away from Obama.

Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Tony, i think your Faith foundation needs a preacher. We just happen to have a few to spare.

The newest team of Televangelists coming soon to a T.V. near you.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Now for this to work right, you have to put your hand in the back and then attract attention to the dummy.

I’m still working on that accent and my lips are moving, but you get the idea.

And let me tell you, Tony proved how much faith he has when he tied his wagon to “W” and his cowboy diplomacy.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

BILL MISTAKENLY ANNOUNCES THE FOUNDATION AS “THE BLAIR WISH PROJECT”

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

One if by hand, two if by knee.

Tony, I hear you have french fries over there, but you call them “chips.” Man, you British guys are nuts!

“This is the man that had faith in George Bush. Now he is putting his faith in the Clinton team.. I want all of you to meet the most gullible man in the world.”

Now I know we’ve all been pointing fingers lately but……Allies-oops should get the same recognition as G.W. Bush.

With the help of this man and your prayers, I have great “faith” that we may be able to convince the superdelegates to select my wife as the democratic nominee.

or With the help of this man and your prayers, I have great “faith” that we may be able to convince my wife to not fight until the convention so that we can unite the democratic party before election day.

“In return for a sizable donation to the Clinton Foundation I am pardoning Tony.”

If THIS MAN could team up with George Bush, then y’all know that Hillary and Barack could do it too…

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

I did not have sex with this man, Mr Blair!

“I am the man from Hope, Tony is the man from the Faith foundation, and Hillary has agreed to accept Charity. Let me tell you that Obama ain’t no saint..”

Oxford Blues.

Don, WA

I got this discarded British version of Hillary on sale at my bank for next to nothing!

“…..He sez…toe-mah-toe…..And I sez…ta-mate-a…..”

Lemme introduce a fella man of faith. He strongly believes God created the world 6000 yrs ago no matter what the scientists say; Just like I believe Hillary will win the nomination no matter what the math says…

A “Faith”-based initiative the Dems can get behind.

Would you believe that George W. Bush is the only member?

Hilary finally got a super-delegate

Tony Blair thinking “What is he even DOING here? I thought these Clintons wanted stay clear from anyone associated with Bush….ugh, his suit smells like fish & chips…”

The Blair Switch Project.

Don, WA

Another so called experienced politician,They all have one thing in common.They have the wrong experience.

Listern folks…even Tony Blair said that we should seat the Michigan and Florida delegates…..and Hillary is the most electable nominee and I agree with him. People like this should rule the DNC commitee…Don’t you think??

Meet Tony, the man who will talk sense into my wife and let her know that at this point, quitting is not an option. She gotta go!!!!!!

When they said I was meeting with a controversial Brit, I thought they meant Brit Hume.

While you making a contribution for this foundation, please consider to make a contribution for my wife’s campaign. Hillary’s campaign needs it more than Tony Blair’s foundation..

Former British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, grimaces in pain as former
President Bill Clinton explains the nomination process in the United States, and also reveals his secret plan to win over the super delegates.

Regardless of your religion, it’s time to pray for cheaper gas.

OR

Let’s all come together in religious harmony. Heck, even the atheists are praying for cheaper gas.

The difference between Democrats and Republicans is that we chose to rest our hands on our partners’ shoulder, not up their backs.

I keep telling him it’s “Hillary” not “‘illary”.

We’re here to say, unemployment affects us all.

Anything is possible, but getting the religions together is more likely than an Obama/Clinton ticket.

This guy flew across the pond just to meet Erika!

“Sure. I got Faith…..and Shirley, Goodness and Mercy.”

So…Bill Clinton is thinking…Foundation in my name: check… Foundation in my name based on faith: what a great idea…how can I do that?

I would like to make Tony Blair a Super-Duper Delegate, so he could put my Darlin’ over the top.

“Now this guy, really knows how to party…if you know what I mean”

Tony is a great guy, eveb if he supported W.–they looked each other innthe eyes and knew it was a great march–but I never had such a relationship with thais man………..

I found running mate for my wife, and hopefully he will EVEN-OUT the SCORE.

Tony Blair is thinking, Who Booked This Guy?!

I owe everything to this man! He has taught me everything about faith and poltics. After all he was Bush’s former supporter. He promises now he is for Hillary. Yeah Tony!

“Now let’s hear Tony do his Sinatra impersonation by singing ‘New York, New York’ …hit it boys”

I am pleased to introduce my mentor my friend the great magician Tony Blair! Come on up here and take a bow! Yeah Baby!

This DUDE did good in the 90’s… Let’s get together and bring BACK THE LIGHT to America…!

Clinton: This is my friend Tony Blair from England…….. He will vote for my wife Hillary right now……
Blair: Yes, I am voting for Hillary Clinton to win!!!
Megan D.
Shoreline, WA

“Mr. Blair is a great guy, I tell you, he appointed me and Hillary as co-treasurers of all the donations”. Hillary honey, we don’t have to sleep in the car at the convention now.”

I’m so glad to see that Tony has gotten back together with George Michael.

Former President Bill Clinton congratulates Former Prime Minister Tony Blair upon the announcement that HIS wife is running for Prime Minister.

Lap dog and lap dance.

“Look, this man right here, the former British Prime Minister, even says that the Florida and Michigan delegates should be seated.”

Steven Spielburg’ s photo for inclusion in the first tralier for the mvoie, .”THE CLINTONS RETURN TO IRELAND.”

This guy has to be seated in the convention as a special delegate. The media is unfair by not raising this issue. There is a big cover up !

This man has faith in my Hillary! By the way Tony, can you give us a loan? We can make you VP.

IU had faith in the Hillary Clinton campaign, and it cost them $55,000!

Tony Blair wants to endorse me through my wife Hillary. He thinks that I should run the country again too- what better way than with a wife that lets me do anything..

“Let me say that I’m proud to introduce my good friend, uh, what did you say your name was again?”

“This man is my idol, I want to be like him when I grow up”

Hey does Tony count as a superdelegate?

“Bill, kindly remove your hand from the back of my neck before my security takes you to the mat!”

Who would want to donate to this guy’s foundation? Seriously! I’m just here to look good and persuade him to help Hillary.

Gosh, I can’t wait for this introduction to be over – i’m very uncomfortable.

“Tony, here, asked me not to show up for this event. He thought it might taint it just a little. But, I said, hey, Tony! What are friends for?”

“OK, now, guys, …. this is the REAL Hillary Rodham Clinton. Surrpprriseee…. “

“You won’t find THIS man’s DNA in any inappropriate places.”

Here is someone who is NOT part of the vast right/left wing conspiracy.

Charles Stoy
Canon City, Colorado

“I’ve got some great Polaroids of this guy!”

‘If he isn’t Hillary’s most loyal supporter may my tie turn purple.”

“Naw, we don’t have much in common & I don’t have a faith reason for being here. But, I thought, hell, it’s a photo op for me & an opportunity to sling mud at Obama on behalf on Hillary. So, why not?”

He got the most in the popular votes!

Richmond, Indiana 47374, USA

You know, Hillary and I have met some really nice people in our lives and this guy here is just one of the special people we will never forget. Let’s give a big hand to Prince Charles………We love you Prince. Oh, and please give Carmella a big hug for us.

Hey Obama, you got hope so here is our backup with faith!

Tony Blair is now a Clinton Supporter…. Watch out Obama..

See this man? He’s not wearing a flag pin.

This guy right here just gave me a great idea for how to move the goalposts again to be in Hillary’s favor!

Tony agrees — if Hill can’t be President here, we’re going to be King and Queen of England.

I was just telling Tony how I can steal the elections!!!!

Even He was fooled by bush!

By saying “Support Tony’s BFF”, Bill unknowingly asked people to support Bush…

And for every dollar you donate to the Tony Blair Faith Foundation, 50 cents will go toward Hillary’s “Rules-Changing” committee.

DO YOU THINK THIS MAN IS BETTER LOOKING THAN ME?

Would you buy a used car from this man? I would!

Lilibeth
Edmonds, WA

“Yep, Tony knows ALL about royalty! Tony knows who’d make a good king & queen when he sees them? Don’cha, Tony?”

“Now everything we say depends on what IS, is”

Today, the Obama campaign released this photo, entitled “A look at the past…”

Now let’s look to the future.

If you get us mixed up, just remember, he’s faithful and I’m unfaithful.

The Prince & the Pauper

“I did not have sex with this man!”

“Tony & I are doing a road show of Les Misérables. Just practicing our French accents.”

LOL Cherron! You made me look!

My good friend Tony Blair is here to present evidence of the conspiracy to drum Hillary out of the primary. He also has proof of what’s really going on in Area 51, and a recent Polaroid of Elvis!

“This guy ain’t as innocent as he looks!”

Why hasn’t his hair turned white? He hasn’t spent years listening to Hillary do math!

No, really, that’s not my hand. Bush is still holding him back.

“This foundation is for people who have faith in Tony Blair!”

After he promotes respect and understanding between the major religions, he’s gonna help the Obama Democrats and Hillary Democrats get along.

“Why’s it so hard to understand? The British & the Americans used to be enemies. We fought battles & killed each other. Somewhere along the way, we started talking, stopped fighting, & became allies…. Whoops! That’s an Obama plug, isn’t it?”

I want to make sure that I’ve met the requirements to be considered so I’m including my city and country with a comment that I previously sent and is now posted.

Remember the photo of a younger Tony giving the “bird?” This man is a perfect example that we all can CHANGE.

“Well, he was gonna call it the Tony Blair Love Foundation, cause we all know what the world needs now is love, but that sounded a little strange.”

I did not have sexual relations with this man.

Hey Tony I’ll scratch your back if ,you’ll vote Hillary’s way,now let’s have s spot of tea!

“I’m part of the reason that the world needs to have more faith. And, that means having hope. And, being willing to change. And, talk to our enemies, or those we don’t understand…. Whoops! Another Obama plug!”

Ladies & Gentlemen, please meet Hillary’s choice as her running mate IF she receives the nomination. Now is he classy or not?

Look at the size of that booger on his nose.

“Remember the photo of a younger Tony giving the ‘bird?’ This man is a perfect example that we all can CHANGE.”

You okay Tony? I told you not to eat those Bush Pretzels!

He isn’t American, but, he is for Hillary too.

Hey, can y’all raise the teleprompter?

If I could get my hair to look like his, I might have as many fans as Anderson Cooper!

Tony Blair is working on a plan to have Adams,Jefferson and Franklin declared as superdelegates,……… and then we can have a seance……………

Hillary not only asked this guy to be her running mate, but she picked out both of the ties we are wearing, and if that doesn’t qualify her for president I don’t know what would.

San Diego, CA

Now here folks is REAL American!

So Tony, when I become the first lady we can meet at the White House on Tuesday nights and play bridge.

how do i take the pic test?

His party is going down the toilet after he left office, same as mine!

Faith? Here’s faith for you; I will bet 12 million dollars that Tony is wearing a Windsor knot.

Rockford (Rock Vegas), Illinois

After giving up hope on Hillary, Bill decides to marry Tony Blair, in hope of getting back into politics.

Pull my finger Limey.

“This foundation is so great, it’s where I turn to find the faith to keep believing in Hillary’s chances of becoming the Democratic nominee!”

May I present Bush’s Weapon of Mass Deception. Now heel.

Running Springs, California

This man did what my wife will be doing-resigning from politics.

“This man know a thing or two about faith. Giving your full trust and support to an american president searching for support in a war unpopular with the majority of every other country? Now THAT’S faith!”

‘I asked him if his faith had a different take on adultery and infidelity!!”
“Hilary….Hilary……..Now what did I do?”
“Hmm…….. So Tony, how’s the wife [point, nudge nudge, wink wink!!]

This faith foundation accepts even the unfaithful.

Look at this. He’s not wearing a flag lapel pin.

ask tony. he know how it is to have a woman in charge.

till I tallk with you Bill we believe all American Presidents are idols

Whatever dude!?

This is my friend Tony, he will tell you that 1+1 is not always 2

Now this is a man who understands the meaning of the word “is”.

Me and Tony will be doing the play THE ODD COUPLE, this week on HBO.

Hey! If you see this guy in Harlem, he’s with me.

” Right here is another victim of th Bush propaganda machine. Now we’re both singing “hail to the queen”. . . Hillary that is”

If we could seat delegates from England, Hillary would for sure have the nomination! Sorry Tony, but we’re out of states over here…

Clay – West Union, SC

This guy’s doing a good job of repenting for believing in George W. Bush.

Now here’s a man who never got caught with his pants down.

Pompey
Brooklyn, NY

Bill & Tony come together and say…

“My Fellow Americans, O’ Ye Of Little Faith, come on over to our side and vote for my wife, Hillary Clinton, for President.”

This guy knows what it’s like to serve under a women, who thinks she’s still ruling the country…

Clay – West Union, SC

holy crap, this guy doesn’t age at all.

If you donate to the TonyBlairFaithFoundation, you’ll get a special thank you gift… a Hillary 2008 t-shirt! If you use a credit card, we’ll throw in a campaign button!

Hey Tony……..pull my finger

Hey Tony…..blog this!!!!!!!

“W” may know how to spin, but Tony and I are the Original Spin Masters.

Hay men, this is not love… you are really choking me, or do you have me confused with a super delegate?

And if it weren”t for Tony’s faith, he would score just as many chicks as I do… er, I mean did.

See, everyone wants Hillary to do what this guy did. Admit her failures and step down and step out… Hehehe… Man what a dork!

Clinton: ” I am pleased to announce the new 007″

Come on, Tony. Pull my finger.

Clinton: “Blair, Tony Blair…..now thats snappy!”

Go ahead….pull my finger!

We advocate a Third Way philosophy – Tony Blair for democratic nominee!

People think politicians have it easy.. at the beginning of this primary season my hair was like his!

I think he counts as a super delegate!

Now, y’all think Scott McClellan lied for Bush…!

Hey Tony maybe you and that British accent can convince Hillary to bow out of the race!

If Tony Blair could vote in this election, he’d go Clinton! He believes in American royalty!

If Hilary loses, she’s going to cut her hair shorter and this is what she’ll look like; now, do you really want that?

These Brits have nothing on American humor… hey Tony, pull my finger!

If I told you once -I am Mr. Hillary Clinton and I want that damn crown now

Take My Wife….Please bud-do-bump!

Then all of a sudden, Tony pulled my finger……..

Every time I turn on the TV, someone is trying to push Hillary out of the race, today, we’re blaming…er…it’s his fault.

Clinton: “…now come on guys you don’t see the Mr. Bean resemblance”

This guys not a super delegate, but if he was he would give his vote to Hillary.

Former president Bill Clinton comments on the blueness of Tony Blair’s tie correlating with the true blueness of Senator Hillary Clinton.

This is the real Tony Blair…….He was in hiding while his stunt double was holding hands with President Bush.

Oh come on pull my finger

Look everybody! Even Bush-lite has faith in Hillary!

Pull my finger>

How much this bounty worth? Hillary is $20 Million in the hole

Now listen to this man as he tells you it is ok to serve the Clinton royal family. He has a world of experience doing that.

“Mr. Blair?. . . you look maaaavelous!”

Thank you for giving me this Tony Award for best actor in a comedy.

“Tony here is voting for Hillary and he’s not even American!”

Tony Blair ladies and gentlemen. Alright wheres my $30,000? My wifes bleeding us dry.

Look, It’s Tony Blair in person! We don’t even need that Telectroscope thing to see him.

He and I watched ‘Lost’ last night, so that we could ready ourselves for Tuesday.

Whaddya mean, chill out? I’ve lead one of the world’s superpowers — if i just quietly retire, I’ll wind up like this!

Hillary shouldn’t feel too bad here’s another man who can’t get a job in this town! Judi Smith = Warren, michigan

Hey McClellan, I found someone else who was misled by the White House spin machine!

How do you define political desperation Mr. Blair?

Eugene OR.

Tony do you believe Hiliary can walk on water…….Yes…Yes I do…And I also believe in wepons of mass destruction……..and i still believe in the war….wait a minute Bill ……nobody actually cares what I believe anymore