The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Celebrating another 100 years in Iraq.

As Commander-in-Chief, I am the alpha male. Go write that in your next book Scott McClellan.

Bush: "Give me a hug, big boy!"

Theodore : " I would, but I can't bend my arms!"

Bush: "That's ok, just give me a kiss then!"

The Presidential Macharana.

Or

Secret Handshake Texas Style.

Jenny Rome GA

This how real men greet each other.

Jenny Rome GA

I went to the zoo, the apes did this. Oh wait, that was my meeting with Cheney!

Doug Herlihy
Chicago, IL

Hey buddy, do me a favor, please don't do a chest bump with John McCain unless you know how to resuscitate him.

Alpha Male? As Commander -In-Chief, I have trouble with the alpha-BET!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Presiedent Bush and army marking thier territory.

We used to do this back at the base while everyone else was overseas. Ooof! Darn I'm old.

Good thing I'm not 72 years old..........that might of killed me.

Crash-n-burn.

That's as close to a hug as I'll give my inner circle of friends ever again......

Okay, let's try doing the cha-cha-cha.

"I did some "flying" when I was in the Texas Air National Guard, but it didn't involve a plane...my memory is a little fuzzy though.

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

come on give it to me!

Ugh!

Whewww! thought i was ready for that, but then again, i thought i was ready to be president!

Thank you............that chicken sandwich came right out.........I can breathe again...........

Curious George describes his trip to the zoo, er, Congress.

Don't ask don't tell.........that's the code hug...........don't tell.........

Regarding the failed Bush economic plan, he demonstrated his theory by chanting "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down"... then let you pick up the pieces.

Don't taze me Bro!!

Jenny Rome GA.

1. Present the Diploma
2. Pin on the Wings
3. A Kiss for Good Luck

i welcome you with open arms and a warm heart but this is my morning face, live with it.

Yes son Dick and I greet each other like this every morning. Got a Problem?

What would Scott McClellan think of this? The President is....

The official Bush test to weed out appropriate suitors so he can
marry off his other daughter.

I was head butting at these ceremonies years ago but as you can see by my Presidential decisions that hasn't worked out to well.

Step 1: Reel the American people in to thinking this is best for them.
Step 2: Let the war begin!
Step 3: Take a sigh of relief that there are only 235 days left.

I am big Chief Warrior, Bush! come to me , I honor you with my secret weapon, the breathlizer!

Dag Blasted Boy,

They always said I was a wind bag, but you darn near knocked all of the wind out of me. Wait a minute, let me catch my breath. Next time, just give me a hi-five.

Carol A. Ennis – Philadelphia, PA

Oh baby chest dancing makes me so happy I turn into Donald Duck
quack quack quack

1. The Windup
2. The Bump
3. The Realization that he has 1,011 more to go!

During yet another impromptu dance number, President Bush knocks the wind out of himself doing the hokey pokey.

Newest Airforce Academy Graduate demonstrates newst airport security technique on President Bush.

Jenny Rome GA

I want to demonstrate my border security plan. Everybody stand along the border arms outstretched. See it works they won't be able to
get past you. Pishah who needs a wall.

1: Bring it on!
2: This is fun!
3: I'm too old for this.

Edmonton, AB

Son, I think you knocked the wind out of me!

I am such a cool commander in chief, 1 2 3 pooooooooooooooof

Why McCain won't take a picture with Bush.

Hey y'all!! This here is a great way to blow off some steam...I'm fer it!!

Ok, Lieutenant. Bring it ............oooof !............on.

In a vail attempt to improve his dismal approval ratings, President Bush tries the bear hug approach.

Since he's not finding it in the polls, Bush looks for any bump he can get.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

Having a hard time swallowing his policies, this brave airman attempts a special version of the Heimlich Maneuver.
OR
This unusual version of the Heimlich can't keep the president from choking on his own words.

Don't mess with Texans!

Goerge Bush fails the acdemic written test for army try out ,followed
by part 2:the phyiscal exercise after which he and the army graduate breathe a sigh of relief !

last picture–

Pucker up! Here I come

Male bonding Texas style.

Who needs dignity...we have GW?

" I want your other daughter ! "
"You have to get past me first, Lieutenant ! Take thaaat ! "
And he huffed, and he puffed, and he blew the LT away !

Who's your daddy!

Come on, let's see what the Air Force made out of you.

Ewwww. Thought I put enough Charmin in my jacket to soften the blow!

Just one second son!

Scenes from the President's Dancing With the Stars audition.

OK... Knee me as hard as you can... I can take it....

AAARRRGGG.... I'm still Da Man!

Mike in AZ

Photographer Scott McClellan captures President Bush celebrating with an Air Force General after convincing the people to support an unnecessary war.

Ready... set... Fired!

I gave up Golf, but I can still chest bump.

Oh boy, another macho-man hug. These things are so hard to do, I got to focus. hunh! Take that son (grreerr) I'm the King Kong around here.

Was it not supposed to be a hug and a kiss? I even pouted my lips.

Oh Lord...

Oh Yeah!

Oh crap, I soiled myself.

Somebody’s been watching too much NFL.

I'n the commander-in-chief, so when we dance, I get to lead!!

Let's Bump Chests so they forget about Scott McCLlellan'book..!

President Bush's playfull, emontional speech leaves everyone
breathless!

Scott McClellan's new book includes these photos of President Bush getting secretly married in California.

Rolling down the runway......
The Flying Chest Bump !
Look out ! He needs the barfbag !

I am sorry Anderson as I know this is the fun page, but I am just so appalled, sad, distressed at this administration I can't even have fun today : (

How to have the wind knocked out of you guide...Children do not attempt this at home.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Was it good for you too?

My comment is a caption for the 3rd photo. It say's "My term in office is almost over can I exhale now?"

George Bush's Stoic side
Goerge Bush's crushing chest bump!
Goerge Bush's kissable side
I'm ready for my photo-op now!

Theodore says," President Bush Hold your arms out like this"
Theodore says,"President Bush Bump my chest"
President Bush," Blow hot air"
I thought so~
I win~

My comment is a caption for the 3rd photo. It say’s “My term in office is almost over can I exhale now?”

Heck, and I though McClellan knocked the wind out of me.

Dumb, dumber, dumbest

Air Force Uno to Chad Johnson Ocho Cinco: This is how you celebrate a touchdown, baby!

The President demonstrates his preferred change to the swearing in of the new Head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

This brave airman fails to knock some sense into the president.

Ughh, shouldn't of had that chili burger for lunch.

Feeling no sense of irony, the president celebrates the past closure of McClellan Air Force Base.

Graduating Air Force Academy cadet suggests new airport security technique to President Bush.

Let me show you the lame duck mating dance.

" Ohh nooo.., I'm not so sure about this.. "
Thump!
" mmph! mmph ! I tink I swall'd yer wings! "

Hit me with your best shot. Wow he actually hit me! I thought everyone knew you don't hit the President!

Photo 1:
Congrat's on graduating, Teddy. Now run on over here and let's touch boobs.

Photo 2:
Note to self: Air Force grads have boobs of granite.

Photo 3:
Don't be silly, there ain't no need to page Dr. Gupta... think 'ya actually took care of my cryptorchidism.

The President demonstrates his interpretive dance of the Red-breasted Nuthatch courtship ritual which he finishes with his signiture Donald Duck impression.

Is that Silicon running down my chest?

Julie Van Dyke, Dover, PA

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's ?... the last time a Bush will be President.

Slam .........Bush administration........ Dunk! .

Ouch, I thought we were just going to hug.

And he huffed...and he puffed...and he blew it.

Passing The Torch.

Mission Accomplished !

Republicans in a rut.

And the fish was this big – hey, what are you doing, that hurt. Maybe the fish wasn't quite that big, but ya didn't have to make such a big deal out of it.

The man and his policies...no substance...all bluff and bluster...

Executive Privilege?

ohhh!!!!!! you got me right in the...........

Come on, Teddy, give me a big bear hu.....
GGGGG!
Heh, heh, 'ya fooled me once, er, twi.....y-y- you won't fool me again!

OW! Soldier I wasn't aware you were armed with
a sword.

George Bush and "friend" after hearing that gay people can now legally marry in California...

Although he flapped as hard as he could, Georgie the little lame duck just could not get off the ground.

Bush cop's a feel !

Foreplay.

How big is Bushie? SOOOOOO Big!!!
Gimme a hug!!

Sorry about that knee jerk reaction, Mr. President.

Mr. President?

Who you frontin' on G?!

To much to little to late, to ever try again.

No Really, I'm telling the truth this time....She was this big..really her pantsuit was huge...Hillary came at me like this..and..She was making a horrible whooshing noise ....like a huge balloon leaking air....she's acting childish because she is losing... air ??? I guess... Hee Hee

George Bush audition for the next Planet of Apes.

"Leave 'em breathless" Ted demonstrates his super hero ability by thumping President Bush.

The end of don't ask, don't tell.

President Bush, now fully recovered, has given up thumping chests with super heroes.

"President Bush finally lets go"

1. OK, so do I go on 3 or is it 1, 2, 3, then Go?

2. Now that's a presidential chest bump!

3. I'm getting to old for this ____.

President Bush & the USAF Academy graduates practice scenes from Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake.

"You beam me up Scotty !"

Welcome to the Good Ol' Boys Club, Cadet.

Tucson, AZ

You're pretty cute cadet...

C'mon and make my day...

Who's your daddy??

The Bush Presidency Trilogy. Parts I, II, & III.

Now I know how it feels when the gas prices knocked the air out of everyone.

USAF officers' version of the basic Hemlich maneuver

Freshmen costs at enrollment.

$2500.00

New Camera phone with direct to YouTube uploading.

$300.00

President coughing up a lung after having chestbumped that band camp looking Melvin we've been picking on since grade school.

Priceless

Oh haha, I thought you wanted a sobriety test that uniform confused me.

I caught a fish and it was this big .
Well George my fish was this bigso there.
Stop it Mr bush now you are just blowing smoke up my ass

Bush: Point taken. I'm not fit to ride in an F-16.

Hey he really hit me. Where the heck is my Secret Service Detail. What they are all reading McClellens book. Oh good grief

Hey he really hit me. Where the heck is my Secret Service Detail. What they are all reading McClellens book. Oh good grief!

Jenny Rome ga

There's got to be an easier way to play airplanes.

"This is how I feel today after finally Beating 360!"

Don, WA

"This is how we do it in Texas*, GW Bush 101, Yeah, These are my final days in Wash,D.C. Texas here I come !!!

Bush blows a sigh of relief that his frail body is still intact.

monkey see, monkey do

THE AIR FORCE MEETS FORCED AIR.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Congratulations pilot! Look I'm a plane! Crash...... and burn.

or

Look, I'm a plane! Crash.... and burn.

Ah yes, this truly lends dignity to the occasion and the holder of such 'HIGH' office!!!

I'm so proud to be an American.

1. I believe I can fly...

2. Hit me with your best shot....

3. Take my breath away.....

The President and Air Force Cadet Shiveley share a unique Texas greeting at the Academy graduation ceremonies. Obviously, the President has been in Washington too long and become much too accustomed to those milktoast handshakes.

Ouch! Cadet, you struck me with your belt!
That wasn’t my belt, Mr. President, I’m just happy to see you…

In an effort to raise money for John McCain, President Bush charged $5.00 per chest bump!

President Bush doing his best John McCain imitation.

Real men don't shake hands, they belly bump

Mr. President Please ! I cannot move that easily out of your way so please don't try this...and let us drive you home Sir ..you're in no condition if I may say so . Oh I just did....see how confused you've got me sir ? Okay gimme what he's having !

Seriously... this guy is our President?!?!

I swear!!! no weapons of mass destruction

Fly United

In Texas that how we either burp or pass gas...

Hey Theodore, I know I'm bout ready to give a word of pride to these Colorado graduates, but lets show dem how us Rangers do it back in Texas.

I am telling you I have several months to go so let me through The White House door right now .. and tell the crowd to move out of my way as wel..THAT's an ORDER !

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH DEMONSTRATES THE NEW TSA SECURITY FRISKING TO BE INSTITUTED JUNE 1 AT ALL MAJOR US AIRPORTS.

Forget the Hulk, the President unleashes his alter ego, Super Moob.

Let me show you a real weapon of mass distruction

Bush joins the Air Farce.

My hump...my lovely manly lump.

La Mesa, CA

Darn Chaney and his brilliant ideas! Now this guy will be telling the world about my big man boobs! I knew I shouldn't have gone along with this!

"It's my way, or the skyway !"

Or I'll huff...
and I'll puff...
and I'll blow your house down!
that's still my favorite book.

Next time i'll make sure to remove the flag pin off my chest. That Obama was right from the beginning again!

Sharades with Bush and Theodore

1: "Titanic"

2: "Brokeback Mountain"

3:"Planet Of The Apes"

Back up soldier they call me 'oil gusher' and I'm about to
"spew " !

"HAA – HAAA – CHOOOO!"

Don, WA

Give me a T
Give me a U
Give me a B

What dat spell? Uhh..uhh..uhh...uhh... War?

Hay son give me a hug. huggggginnnnnnng
Sorry Mr president.
Oh my god. What did you eat? rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

"Whew, if I'd had a brains big as that thing I would have been a better President"

what you don't see is the kiss between the 2nd and 3rd photoraphs!

Please refer to Exhibits: 1.a) through Exhibits: 1.c) for examples of how to get down with the 'proles'.

Prole: for lack of a better word

No really, I always wanted to be a soldier but my daddy wouldn't let me.

Congratualations son. Give us a hug.
I feel like I’m on top of the world, Mr. President
Nothing can stop me now. I feel your pian supperman. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

That is not the way we did "The Hussle" in my days son.

The Three Stages of War:

• Provocation

• Conflict

• Regret

"I Huffed -
And I Puffed -
But I did'nt Inhale!"

Don, WA

The President , anticipating his exit from the White House, seeks
to expand his resume to target the Wide World of Wrestling.

It's too late to back out now. You graduated already. You're going to Iraq.

Bush bashing at it's best!

War and politics are contact sports.

With President Bush nearing the end of his term, his alien presence transfers to a new body!

The President congradulates the graduate and tells him he may be part of the second surge in the mideast.

Whoosh!

Bush's new plan for Iraq
1.Big ideas
2.Runs into trouble
3.Ends up winded with no end in sight!!!

OOOFFFF!! I wish I had done the commencement address at
Wellesley instead.

Flyboy?

"Ok, cadet, you're on! Good ol' Texas Air National Guard F-102 vs. your new-fangled F-22."

"Too close for missiles, Goose, I'm switching to guns... Pull up! Pull up!"

"I've been hit! I've been hit! Eject! Eject! "

"What?! He did that with Scott McClellan too?"

A Texas inch -
A Texas mile -
A Texas smile.

"Oh Yeaahhh, Baby, Baby"

We're like Hans and Franz we are going to pump eachother up. Arnold eat your heart. I'm still the man I'm George Dubba!

"You go now, Girl !"

Don't Ask.

by the time you see these pictures, this soldier will have died in Iraq

the 'lame duck boogie' in action

Caught on camera, President Bush proves what we suspected all along. . . . he BLOWS!

Mr. President, I'm not sure building a "balance beam" to the stage was the best plan of action.

OOPH! I knew I should have worn my Kevlar vest today.

Rehearsal for, "High Camp David". A musical review scheduled for the prsidential weekend retreat.

I'm sorry admiral, but you just don't know how to play human tetris

..."It's a bird"

..."It's a plane!"

..."It's superman?" ... "shucks!"

"Grrrr"

"You Jane, Me Tarzan"

"AhhohAhhohh" ... grumble

Monkey see monkey do with the President.

" No Mr. President that doesn't mean do monkey"

Sumo wrestler wannabes

McCain said he can clean up this mess!
I said give me the belly high five!

I have taken some real hits lately, but that was a real "Low Blow".

Are you sure this is how the Heimlich maneuver works?

This is fun but I'd better not try it with a female cadet. Heh,heh!

” Now let me tell you son, if you want to get those extra miles out of the gas tank you just get on the roof of your car, hold up about a six foot piece of Canvas and Blow like a Texas Tornado."

If this doesn’t bump my approval ratings nothing will!

Dale Kereczman
Portland, Oregon