Oh my Darlin,
Oh my Darlin,
Oh my Darlin Chelseatine
Mom has lost but never fear this
She won't quit before it is time..

Jenny Rome Ga

If my wife cannot be President, I will ensure my daughter will be the next Nashville Star!!!!!!!!

"Hillary is a redneck woman, hell yea!

come on chealse, just sing a few bars. you know we need the extra cash for your mom's campaign.

JM from NC

Wish the DNC was dancing to my tune...

Now just watch 'em all fall for the old Clinton "song and dance" routine, honey!

Ayo A
Denver, CO

Singing ..Livin' La Vida Loca?

Awaiting her cue at the campaign sing a long, it occurs to Chelsea that dad was way cooler when he campaigned with a sax.

"Don't cry for me, Puerto Rico..."

"American woman, stay away from me..."

"The day becomes the night, we'll fight another day,
Try to run, a clean campaign, but you break on through to the other side!"

bill and chelsea dedicates amy winehouse's "rehab" to hillary clinton for her excessive drinking on the campaign trail.

Who tuned this guitar? It must have been Obama with his tin ear.

Oh... who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Square pants!
And who's gonna vote for my wife Hil-ar-y?, Spongebob Square Pants!

Now everybody, sing along!

"It didn't work for Mike Huckabee but hey, maybe it will work for my Hillary"

I'm a little bit country
And I'm a little bit rock and roll
Hillary won't throw in the towel
So we're several million in the hole

As a family we can't win the super deligate vote but maybe the Puerto Rico Idol polular vote.

I'm a pickin'
and
I'm a grinnin'

Don't cry for me Argentinaaaaaa

Strumming her fate with his fingers.

Don't Sing In The Subways.

Bill Clinton auditions for the locals..The job of second fiddle remains open....

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

"OH GIVE ME A HOME WHERE THE DEMOCRATS ROAM....."

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

I"ve been singing and dancing for your mother's tune for more than 30 years now !!!

"I've been down so gosh darn long, that it looks like up to me."

And the beat goes on...and on.....and on....

The new lounge act at the Little Rock Arkansas Holiday Inn, beginning June 3!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Bill is lefty and playing with his right. Is he strumming her fate with his fingers?
Owen
Seymour, MO

why didn't you make me a saxaphone because I'm not Huckabee and I don't know how to play.

An it's one..two..three..
What are we fightin' for?
Don't ask me, I don't have a clue
Next stop is Waterloo...

(Apologies to Country Joe and The Fish)

OK Dad, do you know "Bang Your Head," by Quiet Riot?

Bill and Chelsea's father daughter karoke night act siging thier final swan song !

Bill Clinton singing (like the tune in the freecreditreport dot com commercial)

Shoulda gone to guaranteed-nomination for Hillary dot com.

So you don't end up blind sighted by "yes we can" t-shirts

EJ
Cincinnati, OH USA

I am little bit country and you are a little bit rock-n-roll.

"Here's my wife's favorite song-it's called 'Mansion On the Hill' done first by Hank Williams"

"Stand by your wo-o-man...."

Chelsea says: Again....I repeat my mother will be a better president than my father was.

Making sure his wife doesn't win anything ever again, Bill starts an impromptu made up song "Borequa, I love you" while Chelsea smiles through her embarrassment.

Chelsea says: Again….I repeat my mother will be a better president than my father was.

Theresa
Michigan

We'd like to dedicate this next song to to all the parents and children of the world and to especially to my daughter Chelesa:You are the Wind beneath My Wings!

On the road again...
I don’t want to be on the road again
My wife and kid thought we could win again
But I just don’t want to be on the road again

"GOD BLESS A-MER-I-CAAAAA....or hey guys how 'bout this one, you guys probably know it, "LA COOoo-CA-RA-CHA"

"What?, did I do something wrong"? "Is it the tie?"

HAPPY TRAILS TO US
UNTIL TWO THOUSAND TWELVE..

Hey now baby, get into my big black car
I wanna just show you what my politics are

I will now accompany my daughter on her new hip-hop single:

Chelsa-licious

The Campaign racetrack's five months more
Oh, doo-dah day!

"I fell in to a media ring of fire
I even tried blogs,
but the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire... the ring of fire."

Sorry, Bill ... you have to be Puerto-Rico-born to audition for Menudo.

Bésame, Bésame Mucho...

"Don't Cry for Me America! ... I still need your love after all I've done to the Democrats! I had to let it happen... couldn't stay another day down at heel... she just has to be commander in chief. (Thanks to Tim Rice)

Thanks everyone! This will help me get over
my habit of mixing sax and politics.

Clinton is auditioning for Puerto Rican Pop Idol. What would simon say?

Asti
Belmont, MA

Chelsea: Sorry, mister. If you'll just give me a minute, I'll get your guitar back.

No Chelsea I will not play stand by your man.

Or

Chelsea's rendition of "I am Woman Hear Me Roar" while Bill provides guitar in accompaniment.

Or
Tiny Bubbles in the polls
Make ya feel happy
Make ya feel cold
Tiny Bubbles just ain't enough
To win the nomination man its tough.

Jenny Rome Ga

After millions of dollars in debt the Clinton's sing for their dinner.

(what's up with the tie!!>???)

Chelsea: “Ah a ah aaaaaaa�
Bill: “Rico, suave�

Almost Heaven West Virginia oops ...We mean Puerto Rico!

Jenny Rome Ga

Bill strums a children's tune he learned watching "Dora the Explorer."

Bill sings"Some beer drinking devil is holding my baby"

Her boots were made for walking.
And thats just what they're for
One of these days these boots are
Gonna walk on out the door.
With any luck!!

Jenny Rome GA

Seeing that his chances for becoming the First Husband were fading, Bill decided to take his chances on becoming the next American Idol.

Bill will play, while Chelsa sing"The Old Obama Blues"

You know, I prefer sax –that thing you blow... 'course the last time I said that, there was some sort of misunderstanding and the next thing you know I'm being impeached.

President Clinton gave up blowing the jazz saxaphone and picked up the guitar to play the lowdown presidential blues.

Bill & Chelsea improvise "The Point of No Return" from Phantom of the Opera!

"She'll Be Coming around the Mountain when she comes, She'll be coming around the Mountain when she comes. Oh, we'll all go out to meet her When she comes" Yee Haw!

Chelsea...and CLASSICAL GAS....

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

No surprise here from Bill.
Same old song and dance.

With free time between campaign rallies, Bill and Chelsea attempt to raise some much needed campaign funds as street entertainers.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Who would have guessed Puerto Rico would have Kareoke?
Why, the don't even have a state flag!

All right, sing along with me, " Bye bye, Miss American Pie......"

After Hillary last Bar Picture
Chelsa sins"That aint no Bartender that my momma"

Even Jose Feliciano can see THAT tie !

After Hillary's last bar picture
Chelsa sings, "That ain't no bartender that's my momma'!

She'll be running til she can't run anymore
She'll be running til she can't run anymore
She'll be running, she'll be blaming and the rules she'll want a changing
She'll be running til they run her out the door.

Jenny Sills Rome GA

What do you mean American Idol is over?

Bill and Chelsea...warmin' up for the fat lady!

President Clinton gave up blowing the jazz saxaphone and picked up the guitar to sing and play the lowdown campaign blues with Chelsea Clinton on background vocals.

I'm just a Bill. Yes, I'm only a Bill.
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it's a long, long journey to the Capital city.
It's a long, long wait while I'm sitting in this city,
But I know I'll be a First Man someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a Bill.

President Clinton and daughter Chelsea took up singing in the streets for money to help pay off campaign debt.

This one goes out to Vince and Jacqueline.
Thanks for your support yesterday.

"Come on baby light my fire,
Try to set my wife on fire, yeah~"

Like any true left-hander, Bill doesn’t let a right-handed guitar stop him from playing. Next stop, the amazing scissors!

Is it spanish flea or fly?

I think we better get a new gig soon Chelsea, doesn't look like anything we do is helping Hillary.

Singing 'Hey Brother Can You Spare a Dime', President Clinton and daughter Chelsea took up singing in the streets for money to help pay off campaign debt.

I think we better get a new gig soon Chelsea, doesn’t look like anything we do is helping Hillary.

Colonel Cornpone strums adios.

"I got dem ol' kozmic blues again, mama!"

Bill Clinton Sings Jackson Browne's "Running on Empty"

Well, I've got a wife in Low Places...

Where the Crown Royal drowns and the beer chases her chances away...

But we'll be OK...

Bill pretends to be Jimi Hendrix, while Hillary pretends to be the Democratic presidential nominee.

Bill, he started as Elvis and winds up as Don Ho!!!

Jenny Rome GA

"If I play this well enough, maybe we can raise enough money for the campaign to continue".

This thing does play like my sax.

On top of Old Smokey,
All covered with mud,
We want the White House,
And sling plenty of crud.
We don't care that we're losing,
Cause we can't count right,
So we stir up the country,
And continue the fight.

Inside Chelseas' mind she's thinking, " Why can't dad stick to the sax & why do I have to fill in for mom on the vocals? This campaigning stuff really sucks"

"I’m a pickin’
and
I’m a grinnin’"

I'm so ashamed that I get that.....

Like many Americans, Bill dreams of finishing the Slayer song on the easy level of Guitar Hero.

"And the devil will drag you under
by the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat
Sit down, sit down
Sit down you're rockin' the boat!"

Frank Loesser lyrics so appropriate today!

We finally got you to put away that darn Sax and here you go again...

Yes! My daughter sings while I play the music and our song today will be by QUEEN heres a little verse "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FREINDS AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TO THE END!" Judi Smith = Warren, michigan

When he showed up to audition today, former President Clinton had not realized that HEE HAW had been cancelled. He decided that his audition should count, anyway, so he does not feel disenfranchised.

The race is on and here comes Hillary up the backstretch...Obama's running on the inside...

". . . and, this one always makes the ladies swoon. . . ."

"That's enough, Dad. I'm gonna throw up!"

(pointing to hat on the ground)
Donate to Hillary's campaign and I'll stop singing!

Elvis may have left the building, but Bill wants to get back in.

Campaign lady sing this song
Doo-dah, Doo-dah
Campaign race is five months more,
Oh, Doo-dah day!

Puff the Magic Dragon.............
Lived by the Sea.................

etc
etc
etc

"OK Chelsea, I don't want to put any pressure on you but, Elton raised 2.5 million . . . . ."

It's not over till the fat lady sings...

"Puerto Rico,
You lovely island . . .
Island of tropical breezes.
Always the pineapples growing,
Always the coffee blossoms blowing . . . "

Dad, we all love West Side Story, but you're way off tune!

When the endorsement bites
When the media stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simple remember my favorite things
and then I don't feel so bad !

Anderson Cooper you have an obsession with the name Chelsea, I guess because that's the community that you adore. Kissimmee, Florida

I am getting so tired of singing the same old tune, doesnt anyone care to listen?

ENCORE !

Bill and Chelsea working the streets to raise more campaign money for Hillary.

Chalsea scan the croud and make sure there's no fat lady singing!!!

Clay Murphy
West Union, SC

Puerto Rican officials plead with the former President to end his performance before any more eardrums are shattered.

Ah Dad, I hate these political "forced fun" events!

will sing for money...

Jay, DC

Hardworking folks in A-mer-i-ca,
Please vote Hillary C. for A-mer-i-ca,
She got big dreams for A-mer-i-ca,
But won't take no hints from A-mer-i-ca!

Bill me later...i am singing the blues

steve
high level, alberta

There's a place for us,
A time and place for us.
Hold my hand for we're halfway there.
Hold my hand and I'll take you there
Somehow,
Some day,....2012!

"Man, I feel like a woman (should be president)."

"But losing the presidency, is like the sun going down on me."

"'Cause I got friends in high places,
Where the Bacardi drowns,
And the El Presidente chases my blues away."

"I look from the wings at the play you are staging,
While my guitar gently weeps.
As I'm sitting here, doing nothing but aging,
Still, my guitar gently weeps."

Maria...I just met a girl named Maria!!!!!!

I don't understand, it worked on Arsenio?

In an attempt to show that they're still the blackest,
the Clintons finally lose it with this:
Chelsea: "Guchie, Guchie ya ya dada"
Bill: "Mocha choca loca lata yaya"

Where's the Coral Reefer Band when you need them?

Bill was excited to sing with his daughter but was taken aback when Chelsea started singing "Papa, don't preach"...

"I found my thrill...on capitol hill."

Don, WA

"Oh My, It's A Mirage, I'm Tellin' Y'all It's a Sabotage"

Just keep smiling, Chelsea. I played the sax on Arsenio to get the nomination last time.

Ohhh... Since Hill's delegates left her to find a new place dwell, right up the hill to Bama street, I'm not so well. I feel so desperate baby, I feel so desperate... I feel so desperate I could lie!

"This song is for Mo..uhm, mommy, yeah, Chelsea's mommy. Bésame, bésame muchoooo..."

Bill mumbles as he plays a tune, "This aint no 1993"

Boy I tell ya,

This guitar is as out dated and out of tune as the candidates running for President.

Carol of Philadelphia, PA

I don't understand, in all the other states we've campaigned lately they love Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Mr. Bill pulls some strings for Hillary.

Don, WA

"let's see now...

My..
dog...
has...
fleas....." TWANG

Chels, i know this thing has got you bored.
and i don't like how this whole thing's scored,

but you don't really think mom'd win now do ya?

the months go by, the 4th the 5th.
i'm just so tired, grant me one wish.

a headline reading "Hillary conceding."

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

patrick s johnson/hollywood, CA

Ok, Chelsea, you and I have to do whatever it takes to get your mom elected, even if it means standing up here looking like a damn fool.

Everyboby sing along Nah nah nah hey hey hey goodbye

Bill and Chelsea busk for Hills campaign.

Well I never took lessons but hopefully I won't make a fool out of myself. Here,let me try and play some David Bowie.

Bill and Chelsa new song
"Hell yes Hillary can clean up
this mess"

Hey Chelsea , maybe be could be the opening act
for the Dixie Chicks. They don't want a Republican
elected again either.

Chelsea tells her Dad, Bill Clinton, "Dad i always knew you were a Mariachi at heart."

K Wootan
Tempe, Az

Dear super delegates we're working are way back to you babe!

oohhh woe is we ohhhhhh!!!
(oh sol oh me oh)

" I wish I had that big ole cowboy hat Cheney wore before"

Look Chelsea Obama might win the inner cities with that soul dancing he does,but with this country music I can strum up we'll carry all the southern states.

You’ll come, you’ll come.
Please vote for my favorite chum.
You’ll come, you’ll come.
Now we can all hum.
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Don't quit the day jobs.

Chelsea the fat lady isn't singing yet, I'm just getting prepared for when she does.

Hillary is going to need some cheering up in a couple weeks so me and Chelsea want to surprise her with a "going back home to wherever home may be" song while she resumes her role in the kitchen baking cookies.

"Turn it down a little, there, Chels, You're drivin' them mad with your
charisma."

Chelsea: Dad, you know mom's aides said you were killing her softly with your song!

Awaiting the DNC decision on Michigan and Florida, the Clintons start singing a new tune: "Nobody knows how Hill can win!"

"Dayo, Daaayo. Daylight come and Obama go home".

Bill tries his hand at Guitar Zero

I'm going to surprise Hillary after her defeat by painting our House in Chappaqua WHITE and along with that, me and Chelsea are brushing up on our version of Hail To The Chief which I will strum on this here guitar while Chelsea leads her mother up the steps of HER WHITE HOUSE!!!

San Juan Don Juan.

"So let me get this right: the notes will appear on the that screen and I have to play them, and when the words appear Chelsea needs to sing them? And I'll get points, and if I get enough Hillary will get the Florida and Michigan delegates? Fair enough, let go!"

This one goes out to David Archuleta–2nd place ain't all that bad.

"The times, they are a-CHANGEing...you can believe in...."
(With apologies to Bob Dylan)

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

To the music from the song Volare by Dean Martin; O Bama WO WO O Bama why won't you just go?

Boy Chels, this takes me back when I was playing with Fleetwood Mac.
"Don't stop, thinking about tomorrow,
Don't stop, it'll soon be here,
It'll be, better than before"
Yea man – that's when sax was good!

Chelsea needs to tell Bill, "I'm 28. I'm done with "Bring Your Daughter to Work day."

Am I embarassing you?

Dad, I thought our duet-performing days were over when you left the White House!!!!! Are uou sure Mom thinks we're still on message?if we singth that song?

Faced with declining ratings, "American Idol" sinks to new lows.

Bill singing..... "Maybe this time I'll think before I cheat"

Kristen- Philadelphia, PA

"Drop the guitar and step away from the mike!!!......permanently!"

Hi Anderson,

Here's what I think about this picture!

Mr Clinton is wondering, how on earth the election has slipped out of their hands and is singing kum ba ya mi lawd kum ba ya (come by here my Lord, come by here, Oh Lord come by here).

Seems fitting since Bill seem to have lost sense of who is was or is lately.

PEACE
Carmelita

"I can say... I mean play what you want to here"

Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend
Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within

Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes they don't tell the truth
Smiling faces tell lies and I got the proof

Beware of the handshake that that hides the snake
I'm telling you beware of the pat on the back
It just might hold you back
Jealousy, Misery, Envy

The truth is in the eyes
Cause the eyes don't lie
Remember a smile is just a frrown
Turned upside down

It's official, the Clinton campaign is just another "Song and Dance"

Yodelee, Yodelee, Yankee singing Yodele!!

When asked about Hillary's chances of securing the Democratic nomination on June 3rd, Bill breaks into song: "Turn out the lights, the party's over . . ."

Bill and Chelsea gearing up for their next gig after June 3 because if Hillary loses the nomination it'll be "Hit the road Bill and don't you come back no more".

We are in this to win this years American idol, who said it was over.

"And now we're goin' to Alabamy with a banjo on my knee"

O' bury us not on the lone TeeVee

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to,
cry if I want to,
you would cry too if it happened to you!

I've got the brains, you've got the looks Let's make lots of money.

The Pet Shop Boys: "Lets Make Lots of Money"

Frank

Los Angeles, CA

Oh give me a home
Where Hillery roams
And Barack is out and uptight

Where girls now will rule
And Bill will be cool
And of Clintons there's no end in sight

" It's sure easier playing this guitar than second fiddle to your mother."

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. This should work on the press.

page daniel
Little Rock, Arkansas

Let's see Hannah Montana top this. Show 'em your pipes sweetie. Just call me President Billy Ray from now on!

Please Dad, our family doesn't need any more embarrassment.

"All my Ex's live in Texas
And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennesse"......

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're going old-school baby!!! Hey, I know aboout everything, is not just about the future, LOL!!!!!

Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, the campaign was just a dream

What recession?

It's the Great Pumkin tie Charley Brown!

Don, WA

I've got one more chance to put a Clinton in The White House.

News Flash!

Minstrels take to the streets of Puerto Rico in a shocking new development regarding the Clinton campaign finance woes!

Chelsea takes bids for a date with Bill at a popular Puerto Rican celebrity auction fund raiser for Hillary's campaign.

"Repeat after me '...where never is heard, a discouraging word..' 'cause Obama's not winning, I say."

Chelsea & a life size poster of Bill on the campaign trail.

Chelsea responds to a question regarding her mother's tolerance of her father playing musical instruments.

"No one's ever asked me that before. That's really none of your business."

Y'all, I want to start for "Fat Lady". Where is she? It is time for her to sing!!!
Bruce Z.
Seattle, WA

Seeing the look on supporters' faces, Chelsea counts her lucky stars for being tone deaf.

"You know, Chelsea, I think I saw this same guitar on QVC for 50 dollars less."

Bill & Chelsea rehearsing for a USO world tour!

Daddy, please don't strip down to your underwear like that "Singing Cowboy" guy.

Singing to delegates:

" ....I searched the world over and thought I found true love... but you found another and thbbbbbt , you were gone." ( A Hee Haw ditty.)

While on location filming "Once Upon a Time in Puerto Rico," ex-president turned actor "Wild Bill Clinton" serenades cast and crew for votes on behalf of his wife's presidential aspirations.

Don, WA

With the nomination all but lost, Bill tells Chelsea he'll pull some strings.

The Clinton bus accepts donations, large & small, on the campaign trail. Next stop, pawn shop.

"Dad, you're making a fool out of yourself!"

"Isn't the first time, honey. Won't be the last...."

oooo solo mio –My wife pays me to do this. And believe me she doesn't have a lot of money left.

"Nooo-body knows... the trouble I've seen

Nooo-body knows... my sorrow

Nooo-body knows... the trouble I've seen

Glory Hil-lary"

Come on, Chelsea. "Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling, Hillary. You have lost and gone forever. Oh my darling, Hillary."