George and Laura announce they White house Yard sale in preparation for the move back to Texas

Jenny Rome ga

As Laura will attest, it's not very easy to throw me out.

Hey, folks, I got all this stuff from the Obama yard sale. He was raising money to support his superdelegates.

George opens a garage sale to help raise funds for the McCaine campaign.

" Do I hear fifteen thousand for the motorcylce? Yes, to the man in the back in the leather jacket, do I hear five hundred more? Yes to Hiillary.
Another five hundred? Yes to Obama who has more money and bids twenty thousand!

Sold!

That's right, all of these products together equal the cost of one tankful of gas.

Where did everyone go?? I know no one really cares what I have to say...but I didn't think it had become *this* bad,

" Get this garbage outa here!" (Oh my, is the mic on?)

President George Bush brings up the next White House item for bid, his own personal computer used in the oval office, “Like new he says, except the darn W key is missing.”

Subpoena???

Karl, here is your getaway motorcycle and some food...the "low road is over there."

"Read my lips. I am keeping this stuff!"

Um...Mr. President, the Press is over here.

Jen, I want your stuff out of the house this weekend or I'm throwing it out.

After being deemed too inept to draw an actual crowd, Bush is reduced to giving speeches to bikes, produce, and other inanimate objects.

McCain? Hell yes he can clean up the mess!

President Bush showing off the last few home made products that NAFTA hasn't ruined.

Bidding starts at 9.5 trillion.

George is demonstrating fundraising ideas to pay for a tank of gas.

"...SOLD to the man in the keffiyeh!"

I don't want a pickle...
I just wanna ride my motorsickle.

President Bush held an auction today to help raise money for the McCain campaign.

Here is what I bought with my stimulus check..

I told you have Jenna's wedding gifts delivered to the ranch in
Texas.

after the mess i made the last 8 years ,all i can hope to inspire are objects.:)

The White House is declared Jeff Foxworthy's
Redneck Yard of the Week!

Low approval ratings are making it much more difficult for the President to find decent venues for speaking tours. Photo Taken at Henderson's garage sale Saturday Morning,

"I am not hoarding", but this is all there is.

"And just so you know, I will sell anything to get more money for Iraq, including my Harley (sigh), if I have to. I am willing to make any sacrifices to support my decision".

I feel so honored you invited me to speak at your garage sale today.

Buy now before it goes on Ebay!!

President Bush warns D.C. code enforcement officers
to "Stay the hell offa my propitty!"

Is this the "we'll surround him with products that are popular overseas so he'll become popular by association" trick?

Barter system to revive wrecked economy.

President bush holds a yard sale in hopes of limiting the amount of stuff he has to haul when he moves out of the white house

sure we need to ship this stuff overseas, no one here can afford it after my 8 years here

President Bush holds an auction to try and get rid of some of the "nice gesture" that Jenna received as wedding gifts.

Laura: George how many times do I have to tell you...when you're finished playing you don't leave your stuff out on the front lawn!

George: Yes dear..but I just wanted to show off our goods to the world!

We still have things made and grown in the United States ? Interesting!

With congress not being keen on approving more funding for the war, President Bush resorts to raising money the old fashioned way...Yard Sale!

Huh? I thought we outsourced all these products! Am I being punked?

Item number 2600, going once, twice, SOLD! To the lady wearing the "Bright Yellow" pants suit .

Would you mind if I keep all of this stuff plus a few valuable mementos, when I leave the White House? My predecessors got to take what they wanted after all.....

President Bush provides visual aids during a speech to the American People on ways to cope with the escalating price of both oil and food. "Ride cycles and eat more veggies."

Where's the YOYO?.....don't we make those?

"And these are just the " big-ticket" items."

I believe in the free trade agreement,

I will trade anyone of you all this stuff if you agree to vote for McCain for the President of the United States.

Carol Ennis – Philadelphia, PA

Bush sells his old toys, video games, and fruits and vegetables to help fund McCain's campaign.

Who'll give me 5000 for the Harley...5000...5000...AWW come on...y'all know I gotta start making money some how to help pay off this huge national debt that I accrued!

President Bush announces new plan to fight high gas prices. New alternates for cars and SUVs.... ride your Harley or bike to work. We're also working on alternate fuels from a combination of oranges, cauliflower, broccoli, and tomatoes.

I am absolutely not going to accept anything less than $10 for the Mission Accomplished banner.

All right...going once, going twice, sold to Hillary and Bill Clinton....

Bush prepares to board Motorcycle One. Secret Service bikes to follow.

None of you can afford this stuff, even with the stimulus checks I gave you, but people in other countries can. That's why free trade agreements are so important. It helps big business!

Bush trying out his lighting fast auctioneer chant after he was told he could move at least 60 items per hour with confusing speech. "By golly i'm gonna stimulate the economy."

A demonstration of the two America's. One gets to buy cool motorcycles, the other spends their stimulus checks on food.

In case of an impromptu speaking engagement, George's Segway came with a custom podium.

personally, i think 360 is a rich man's toy!!! only it's my government and the world's view he is playing with.... cooper's biased take on the Presidential Debate, gave us One Fool named mccain from the republican party and geeeeee did he want romney also???
THE PEOPLE WANTED HUCKABEE!!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE WANT CHANGE.... NOT MORE POOR LITTLE RICH KIDS WHO WANT TO TRY TO RULE THE WORLD.... i am not impressed with anderson cooper's point of view at all.....
this photo sends message to cooper to look into his own backyard!!!!!
before he slings mud!!!
what has cooper done for oil glut? or forced foreclosures, or bringing our troops HOME... and bankruptcys galore......

maine resident

"And in closing – I would also like to export Lou Dobbs."

Don, WA

My fellow Americans, I'm reminded of what another great Republican said during the depression before this current one, and so I promise: "A cabbage in every pot and a bicycle in every garage!"

A couple of true American legends standing on the White House lawn..... John Deere and Harley-Davidson.

My fellow americans,
In order to survive in a recession you need to have fun and you need to eat healthy.

By my calculation, if every American switched to motorcycles for transportation along with oranges and lettuce for sustenance, we can be totally free of dependance of foreign oil by 2037!

Just another Dad who had to gather up and sell a few extra things lying around the house to pay for his daughter's wedding.

Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Who's up for "poppin' some wheelies" in the Rose Garden?

It is sad my fellow Americans that the only way I can convince the idiots in Congress that a free trade deal with Colombia is good thing fo our economy and country is to come out here and act like I am having a garage sale at the White House.

In his debut as an auctioneer George Bush thought a Dummy Bid meant that he could do not bid himself

Fort McMurray Alberta Canada

Bush: 'Oh, Harley! Oh how I would love to ride ya!'

"I ain't appease'n, Um aplease'n!

Welcome to CNN's new reality TV show Punk'd Presidential Style White House Edition

Fort McMurray Alberta Canada

A few last words while he waits for the moving van!

Cathy
Berlin, Vermont

"Well...Yuk...Yuk...Yuk...I forgot what I was supposed to talk about today. But I can see I really need to get on groundskeeping...they leave their bikes and lunch everywhere."

Don, WA

I'm trading this stuff for fuel for America. I have fruit from the White House Kitchen, Mexican picked Veggies from Immokalee, Florida and some kid’s bike that I bought to support I think somebody’s campaign. I’m keeping the video games he was selling. Then we have a couple bales of fresh marijuana from those Florida grow houses. And I’m throwing in the Harley to make the deal sweet.

Not only did I sell out the Country, I'm gonna sell this crap too!

I'm going to sell all the vegtables, Fill up the harley, and then get out of town.

What I'm trying to say is gas to to high for exporting.

The economy? My plan is simple, typical and only makes sense to me...We will use these veggies to fuel the more economical motorcycle or else use those bikes...problem solved!

Visalia, CA

Look here Folks!!! First of all, I had no idea that gas will go upto 5 dollars, and I just got to know that the food cost went up. .......but, I just dont understand why can't you guys get bikes like this to travel and reduce the usage of gas......

When you do that you will have an extra money to buy the groceries.......

In a few moments, an aid will approach the miming President Bush to inform him that one is allowed to talk while hosting a "silent auction"..

Fort McMurray Alberta Canada

hey, everybody do not make 109 million or involved in a beer industry which makes millions and millions......

Spend your stimulus checks here.

"37...38...39...40...41...uhh" President Bush doing a head count at the inaugural Florida Orange Growers Hells Angels Chapter's auction to kick off fundraising for the George W. Bush (Comic Book) Library.

Fort McMurray Alberta Canada

Along with a Honda motorcycle, vegetables imported from Chile, cotton from Mexico and cheese from Brazil, President Bush asks the world to let America start exporting again.

Items won by Dick Cheney at the county fair shooting gallery.

Mr. Pototo(e) Head informs some baskets of fruits and veggies about their role as alternate fuel sources.

Don, WA

These are the things americans had before I was president....

Theo Perris Ca

Did any of you realize that we have to pay a high tariff everytime we sell these goods to Colombia, however, the imports from Colombia are not hit with tariffs. Do any of you feel this is fair? I would agree that it is insane that the Congress has decided it is better for our economy to pay more than to pay less.

I AM READY TO GO HOME.. Get me out of this mess..!
Karl...? Condi.. ? somebody?

George Bush jokes (or is it a joke) with reporters at the southlawn of the White House/
Now is Columbia a district of the District of Columbia?. he he he
And South Korea, which direction is it from North Korea? he he he
Panama. Why should we trade with them when all they do is make hats? he he he

Fort McMurray Alberta Canada

All these items are up for bid for cheaper oil prices....did I hear a bid of $67.00 for a barrel for these choice items from the USA?

......Bush is now renegotiating with Russia for Oil.....

President Bush says " Using my calculations...We'll have that trillions of dollar deficit made up before you know it."

"We've got all our major exports right here on the South Lawn except one: American jobs."

Laura – Whoops looks like Jeanna is moving back home again with all her stuff.

America Idled

"...so yes, I encourage yard sales, as they are the only American owned businesses left in the USA."

Raquel
Casselberry, FL

Dick, when people in America say, "Go Green" they don't mean park your motorcycle on the lawn.

Oh, so much to choose from..... I'll have the lame duck with salad and a side order of broccoli.

"Ok folks, don't forget to buy your tombola tickets to win one of these fabulastic prices, proceeds go to the McCain campaign"

Top Chef will cook the meal, deliver it by motorcycle, and the proceeds will go to the Saudis for more oil.

Former President Bush appears in a scene from
"Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous".
Don't miss the season premiere on January 20, 2009 !

Yeah he has to suck up to Colombia, South Korea, and Panama, because Obama's slip ensured Canada will never forget the $$$ the US still owes them in tariffs!

"We lead the world in economic stragedies."

...Bush holds a meeting in the Rose Garden....with Countries from all around the World to "Get together and Swap ideas for coming up with a Global Free Trade Agreement".

Bush.."I did not say bring a Harley....i said...Barley"!"

Ok, one more question....no, not you, Helen, ... then I'm off
to the Rolling Thunder Rally!

Bush: "I'm give this Harley to the 1st person who can tell me what is wrong with this sign "Exports Help American Workers"!!

Finally, Bush unveils his economic policy. A yard sale on the White House lawn.

Bush:.."Now look at ALL the great things we sell from America....!!"

Newsreporter: ..."Then why does the Tomato crate say China on it?"

My fellow yet not equal american people these are the only items you will need for the rest of my term in office! You them spareingly! Do not be greedy or they will not last for the next 8 months.

Since my arab friens dont want to produce more oil im donating Bicicles, and motorcicles to people so they can save on gas
and In the case of food prices going up im donating some items to aliviate the pain !
And remember im already mailing $300 and $600 checks !

Im your best president!

All this for me? You shouldn'y have............

The last remaining Assets of President Bush being sold off at Auction after being evicted from the "White house". There are no curent bids.. Ruth, from Australia

Here is my new plan for the country on energy savings!
We will use all this food items for alternative energy
And no more driving in automoviles here are some samples of what will be now use !
bicicles and motorsicles

George Bush makes acceptance speech for winning Blue Collar TV's redneck yard of the week contest in May 2008.

psj
hollywood, CA

We are selling all of this to pay for our mortgage in the white house and avoid folclosure !

Geroge Bush in Oregon: "Where are the 75,000 eggheads from last week's rally.

You see...because of the price of gas, we caught a smuggler trying to take all of this over the border on a motorcycle.

Pres. Bush showing India and China that there are still things made in this country – we still have jobs to give to them...

Hmm... And with whom shall we trade U.S. product, George W. Bush? Who will have him?

"Is this all there is to export"?

No I could not get the king to pump more oil for us. But I did get all this stuff from him for free.

Finally, the media reports on some of the administation's successes.

Bush: Did I hear one hundred million dollars for all item???
Anderson Cooper: I bid one hundred million dollars whole item!
Bush: Sold! Cooper won the bid for all item!
Megan D.
Shoreline, WA

Just a few things here to get my daughter started off in her married life. Thought I'd buy it before prices went up again.

were trading all this stuff to columbia for a magic bean

Bush gives an example of his exit strategy in Iraq.
He say "If we take our stuff out we will have exited"

Best picture of all. What is he saying? What was this for? Would love to know.

I'm asking the American people if I can trade this stuff to columbia for a magic bean

"Nation , eat green, I haven't eating green , i just being drinking,,,,,so that's why I done so much brown ,,,,,,ghghgh"

I planned on riding off into the sunset on a horse but motorcycles kick ass. Um, what's with all the fruit?

Bush sticks produce in his motorcycle to prove he can go Green. I know my bike can run on cabbage!

And that's why I think McCain should pcik the Great Pumpkin to be his running mate in November. Now, who wants to watch me race those bikes on my motorcycle?

instead of the tax rebate you may all have a cabbage instead.

'uh..'scuse' me folks..? I said America is the "Salad Bowl" not I want a Salad! But I will keep the Harley...Laura loves me in Leather!

"This is what the Democratic Senate left. After the farm bill add-ons"

US farmers are taken for a ride.

i think where all out dete lura we better packe up obama movin in soon

Thank you for attending. Now, if you'll all take out your tickets we'll begin the raffle with this box of oranges.

"I was supposed to say something else, but it appears the rest of my speech is with the congressional farm bill."

You know the economy is bad when the President is having a yard sale!

In an effort to comply with Federal disclosure rules, President Bush displays the many fine gifts that he received from visiting heads of state during his term in office.

Even the motorcycle is too disgustted to look Bush in the eye.

"and Laura wants you to make an offer if you see something you like"

President Bush unveils the new energy plan and the items it will take to make it work.

Here's a few wedding gifts Laura and I gave to Jenna and her new hubby.

I told you guys there were weapons of mass destruction...now do you believe me.

I gotta move in a few months and gotta sell some stuff to loan money to my buddy John McCain to keep the war going.

My fellow Americans, my presidential solution for the biting fuel costs, bicyles for every tax paying family, and in addition to your economic stimulus checks, here are some veggies to keep us through the recession.

All these are wedding gifts for Jenna. They are not, I repeat NOT bribes from lobbyists or foreign ambassadors.

Yes, I know the economic stimulus checks won't cover your gas this holiday weekend, so we are giving every family a basket of produce for the barbeque."

do I hear 30, do I hear 30, I hear 30, do & hear 50, I hear 50, going once, twice, sold to the country of China!

How d'ya like THAT? Nobody shows up for my speeches anymore, even when I provide the fruit to throw AND a get-away cycle!

This year's winner at Cannes: "The story of a man who went looking for America, and couldn't find it - anywhere. Easy Decider."

Hey Laura,

Anything else from Jenna's wedding for the regift pile? Hey, do you think I could give the Schwinn to McCain for his birthday this year, now that he is medically cleared to be president.

David Pagac
Lake Villa, IL

"I might have missed the boat on Katrina, but I am making sure that we personally deliver all of these things before the recession hits in New Orleans."

EVERYTHING MUST GO! I won't negotiate with terrorist, but here at the Presidential yard sale everything is negotiable!