This is way faster than the mule!

Wow, talk about a fashion statement..What’s the odds we’d match the bus seats?

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

The next group of Clinton supports on their way to have their votes counted.

How much longer till we get to the Obama rally???

The villagers are headed to the White House to look for an idiot.

I think we made a wrong turn at Albequerque.

Tucson, AZ

Hey, we are going to the Obama caucus and those stupid people better vote for him or else.

Looks like the Indians have been watching John King and his magic map. Judging by their headgear, they must be adding their two cents on the outcome of the election.

NoHillary, Brazil does not have any delegates in our Presidential election.

Jenny Rome GA

A DAM SHAME.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

W’ere just regular folks blending in with crowd.!

Native Californian casino operators on their way to Sacramento to lobby for more concessions.

A showdown looms as native casino operators surround Nevada hotels for funding anti-gaming rhetoric in California’s recent election.

Retaliation is in the air as native casino operators surround the Las Vegas Sahara Hotel for funding anti-gaming arguments in California’s most recent election. (this is most accurate)

Least we didn’t have to pay 15 dollars for the first checked bag….

Laura Setzke, Alsip IL, USA

Group of Indians waiting to intiate Anderson Cooper and Jeff Corwin
with special traditonal tribal dance! ,for Planet in peril!

The wheels on the bus go round and round.

Or

Hey Mpm, Were going to Disneyland!!!!

Jenny Rome GA

I saw a pictureof President Bush in the Spectrum newspaper this morning. Put a picture of the kid on the cover of Mad magazine next to it and see how closely they look. A good line under it would be “a President gone MAD!” I love your show and support Sen. Obama.

After losing the Democratic primary race, Hillary Clinton turned her attention to becoming Queen of the Amazons.

OK, who stuck a piranha in the token machine?

Wow, so many Simon Cowels!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone know where the closet polling place is?

Of course they are! ….And what else would they be doing!

Special Events Security Guards on their way to Denver to work the Democratic National Convention.

Geez, guys at AC360 could you have found a more difficult pic?

The next step in the Clinton campaign efforts to find more supporters whose voices weren’t heard. Plenty more out there if you look hard enough.

It takes a village to ride this bus.

Hey, whose cell phone is that? Turn it down, I’ve got Amy Winehouse on my iPod!

Looking high and low for “super-delegates” Bill Clinton locates a “nest” of them, and transports them to the Democratic Cconvention personally.

Hey, driver, there’s a Stuckey’s up ahead! Can we stop? Please please please?

Ninety-nine poison dart frogs on the wall, ninety-nine poison dart frogs….

The Real Village People.

Does anybody know how to get this stuff off? I have a date later tonight and I don’t think my lady will be too pleased with this retro look.

This is their way of telling us that we can bring both red and blue states together (under Barack Obama, of course). Sometimes it takes an outside opinion to make us realize certain things. Our blood is all the same color.

Tell Hillary we’re on our way!

CNN’s Anderson Cooper’s Production Team and Interns arrive a day early to the democratic Convention, and look forward to some quiet time to research, and prepare for the next day’s chaotic events.

The Greyhound Corporation unveils its new ‘Super-Saver” fares.

Hmm…We better vote for the Mama no for Obama..

Buses Under Attack!
American Airlines’ new ,”$15 for the 1st bag”, policy
fuels massive raids on alternative transportation!

Looks like they were a little late to the Boston Tea Party and had to take the bus.

Discovering that Greyhound has suspended its “on-board” meal service, passengers look hopefully at the slightly overweight driver about to nod off.

Just moments before the Xingu River tea party

Excuse me. Does this bus stop at the casino?

The Obama Family

Martha Stewart unveils her new “Casual Bus Travel” summer line of clothing.

It costs nothing for them to check their horses an a bus.
Take that ! , American Airlines!!

It’s a lot easier buying fire water driving than the bus than traveling by your wife, the buffalo.

Driving to an Indian Convention in, who would have known, Texas!

When you wear a leaf in public and talking to a woman, you could get arrested for sexual harrassment.

Governor Bill Richardson’s pledge delegates on their way to an Obama rally…

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Coming soon to a theater near you…..
HOPI ON THE BUS !
Spike Lee’s new documentary of the Million Indian March.

Proving that if two diverse cultures can come together to get positive results, then so can the Democrats and Republicans.

Authorities sieze elusive male members of Texas polygamy cult hiding in main compound building.

Don, WA

Great white hunter can’t spot us wearing bus camo.

striaght talk express hijacked by natives forcing obama to change routes on the road to white house.

Approaching the U.S.A. border the Brazilian Indians realize that they had forgot their passports because they wear no pants.

Fort McMurray Alberta Canada

CLINTON ASKED US TO WHERE OUR CEREMONIAL DRESS TO REALLY PUSH THAT RURAL SUPPORT SHE ALWAYS BRAGS ABOUT.

Did anyone think of bringing the placards?
The baseball game is not until tomorrow afternoon.

Fearing that his childhood experiences in Indonesia might not be substantial enough to tout as “foreign policy experience”, Sen. Obama began bussing in groups from various countries for meet and greets.

By November he should be able to match Hillary Clinton’s “over 80 countries” claim.

Geronimo! We’re jumping from American Airlines to Greyhound!

“Toto,…I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kentucky anymore.”

Fan bus heading to a Bono concert.

Fort McMurray Alberta Canada

Are we there Yet!

Hillary supporters on their way to the DNC to lobby for seating delegates from FL, MI, Mexico, Brazil, and Honduras, and Transylvania.

Longtime Clinton backers, the Mayans surprise everyone by endorsing Obama.

Students from the Tammy Faye Baker School of Cosmetology & Hair Styling return from a grueling day of final exams and comprehensives.

In a tragic error, movie extras from Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull are accidentally mistaken for illegal aliens and deported.

Clinton and Obama say to Geronimo’s party on the red white an blue express, “Pleas elay down your arms. The U .S. will no longer be involved in foreign wars when the Democrats take over the White House!”

Upon seeing the NBC Studio logo in the distance, touring Brazilian Indians get excited believing that it is peacock farm with plenty of plumage to purchase.

Fort McMurray Alberta Canada

We were picked up by this Clinton campaign bus. And all we were told is that Hillary Clinton is trying to change some rules again. Where we are going and what we have to do is anyone’s guess.

CNN introduces its new reality TV show “Brazilian Ink”

Fort McMurray Alberta Canada

The Magical Mystery Tour is coming to take you away.

Hydroelectric dam protest?
We thought this bus went to Disney World !

A free makeover with every Hillary vote, but do you think we shoulda voted twice? I just wanted my eyebrows trimmed……

Riding the bitter bus, these folks cling to their weapons and traditions.

Hillary told us to look popular !!!!

“Are you absolutely sure that Anderson has no idea that we are on our way to surprise him? I can’t wait to see him again!”

So this time the “coloured” people are in the front of the bus. I hope the white ones are in the back ????

Quick!…Call Lou Dobbs!

A group of superdelegates tries to slip out of town.

Brazilian indians tackle global warming - mass transit, here we come!

Ruth
Casper, WY

Oil executives come to Washington ready to fight to keep their high profits.

Houston, TX

Unable to win on delegates or popular vote, Hillary imports some headhunters to take care of that pesky Obama problem.

Hillary supporters head to the demonstration at Florida DNC headquarters.

take us to Lou Dobbs!

I feel like such a nerd. I wish Mom woulda’ let me take the Hummer…

In the new reality show, Reverse Survivor, a group of Indians is dropped in Manhattan to live off the land.

Hillary here we come!! Were on the war path to the DNC.

Eager supporters waiting to arrive at the Obama campaign rally in Southern Brazil, just one of the stops in the “57 states” Obama has campaigned in for the Presidency.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Humiliated by their Superbowl loss, the New England Patriots try to sneak back into Boston.

This morning commute would be a lot more bearable
if they stopped showing “Fort Apache” on the monitors.

John McCain’s new dance troupe for his war
dance!

Wild times on the Straight Talk Express

Saving time and money carpooling………when will we learn from them?

Mr driver are we there yet? This bus ride is like the Democratic primaries, long an tiring. Please get us to the white house as soon as possible because me and the guys are ready and pumped up to do our victory dance against the Bushlicans + McCainlicans.

The search for the illusive “King Kong”
goes on !

How do you say “too much black eyeshadow” in Native Brazilian?

Man, does it feel good to finally be getting out of the BUSH!!!

Now this is what I call Carpooling!!!!

Eager to have their votes counted, this bus load of Brazilians begin their trek to Washington, D.C. to protest at the DNC meeting at the end of the month.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Trying to be sports and not show their disappointment, the gang make the best out of the ‘Sex and the City’ tour.

Just another busload of folks seeking Canadian pharmacy discounts.

Okay, all together now…
One little two little three little…er…
I mean….99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer….

Why yes, officer. We’re all US citizens. Why do you ask?

”Honestly I wish we all could have the
courage to dress ourselves just like
them.”

I swear, we parked the Mitt Mobile right here!

Can you believe the gas prices these days? It cost us 400 chickens and a goat just to get to the convention!

The Brazilians Indians, were not happy when they found out , they had to pay 15.00 dollars for the first club they checked.

After their Boston Tea Party re-enactment, the boys headed over to the Sam Adams brewery for some real freaking refreshment.

When radio station promotions go to far.

Local voters are transported to their polling place in Altamira, Brazil, a place well known for strong party loyalty, and legendary for its lack of diversity.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Wait till they discover it’s a hydrophobic sermon by Reverend Hagee they’re headed to.

The Straight Talk Express overrun with McCainiacs.

Casting for Dances With Wolves 2
or
Ladies and Gentleman here are your Cleaveland Indians
or
Bush warns of Apache Al-Quida operatiives

Summer season of….. SURVIVOR-CAMPAIGN BUS!…..see if Hillary get thrown off in Michigan or Florida!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Clinton’s supporters rally in Brazil not understanding their votes will not be counted.

Another member of the “coalition of the willing” ships out of Iraq.

As the election season heats up the media jungle… the press bus following the candidates every move become more and more savage as does their coverage..

McCain has flashback to the days when he started in politics, long long ago…. get it… he’s very very old!

Never a fun ride, the local band returns home after its team loses to its well-known and talented rivals.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

The natives show their patriotism to America in red, white and blue!

Boy’s night out in Altamira, Brazil.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Indians finally rustled away the Bon Jovi bus.

INdians finally rustled away the “steel horse”
Bon Jovi will be p*ssed

Trailway of tears.

Hillary shipping in swing voters in a last desparate effort to win the nomination against unbeatable odds.

What happens when gas hits $ 4.00 a gallon.

huh, how are we suppose to catch our food in this concrete jungle

Anderson Cooper’s recurring nightmare about the blue stripes that wouldn’t come off !

“Let’s Disco”

On way to Capitol Hill…..Yes, we are hired by Clintons to do vodoo magic to convince those undecided superdelegates that Hillary is a better choice! (nothing else seems to be working!)

All aboard the straight talk express

The ninety-ninth year and the final surge of McCain’s one hundred year war.

Natives in search of the last remnants of the Amazon rainforest.

Running Springs, California

can we race with straight talk express?

Guess what! Mel Gibson is driving the bus. This happened after filming “APOCALYPTO”

The end of the Global Warming debate.

Running Springs, California

Is that? It is!! Hillarys on the prowl for votes again!! Everybody quick! Blend into the seats so she doesn’t see us!

Pres. George Bush sending new troops to Iraq.

The new CIA. Now we are really are going to end this war!

Next stop the Democrat Convention!

Mel Gibson’s staff arrives for the day shift.

George Bush is sending new troops to Iraq. Is he for real!

The new republican party. John McCain is on this to win it, these are his followers, they are the only ones that understand him. Poor guy!!!

Call them primitive, but these Brazilians are energy independent. They’re on the bus ride to explain sugar based ethanol to the “savage” Americans.

William S. Burroughs used to take this same bus.

The attendees for the annual Walmart management meeting head on over to a night of rousing festivities.

Thought bubble of many on the bus…”darn it all, I left my Blackberry back at the hut!”

Riders react to Barney telling them he forgot to load the lunches onto the bus.

These are the “other” official candidates sponsored by the Democratic Party. However, this is not “the first time they have been proud of America.”

Never buy “off the rack” at Wal-Mart, before any trip.

These are the rest of the official candidates on their way to the convention in a last ditch effort to unite the red and blue.

are we almost there yet?

“I don’t know,” thought Xanido, pondering his tribe’s situation in the front seat, “I think we look kind of ridiculous in these seats. I told the chief it was too matchy-matchy, but he wouldn’t listen.”

Whose border control?

Cassandra Bruyns,
Oakville, Ont.

Ouch ..FLDs members strongly protesting the side effects of viagara ….

Is this the Blue Line?

Whew, it’s hot! Sure could use a beer!

At last, the secret identities of the “super” delegates are revealed!

You mean we didn’t have to dress up for the caucus?????

The Tobacco Lobby films a PSA about the lay-off of thousands of Cigar Store Employees.

The tribe was exhausted becasue you coudlnt stir them with a stick at the dam protest.

As the tribe got on the bus they overheard one observer say, “look at those dam protesters”.

We asked you nicely not to build the dam now it’s time to rumble.

“Are we there yet?” “Are we there yet?” “Are we there yet?” “Are we there yet?” “Are we there yet?” “Are we ther yet?” “Are we there yet?”

the green way to travel

Barack sending a tribe to Hillary with a peace pipe to bury the hatchet

I sure hope CNN catches my best side at the protest. It takes forever to to put this makeup on. I sure miss my cushy managment job at the factory.

Hillary now only has 10 little 9 little 8 little delegates. 7 little 6 little 5 little delegates…………….and dwindling more and more by the day.

I won’t tell you who we would vote for, but I will tell you that 92% will vote the same way, and don’t call us rascist.

We can use our poison darts to stop the dam project.

Hearing the report of “To many chiefs and not enough Indians” During the Democratic Primary. Brazil was more than happy to send us some of there’s.

super delagets get ready to put obama over the top

What you don’t see on McCain’s Straight Talk Express: the Indians he hired to keep journalists in line.

it will be unfair to seat MI and FL delegation and not us. we aren t americans!?so?! we broke one rule ;so did they

Oh Mr. DeMille, We’re ready for our close-up!

Kim Jones
London, Ontario Canada

A group of Seminoles take the bus to DC to protest the DNC disenfranchisement.

How global warming might impact the Eskimo People.

yes we re half naked but at least we SIT BY THE RULES .

Yes indeed, every detail of this very determined demonstration was planned with precision, including coordinating the Indians’ head-dress color with the bus decor.

Do you think they’ll see us coming??

Brazilian native tribes protest deforestation of the Amazon rain forest by shaving their chests hair and are now on their way to get Brazilian bikini waxes too.

Flux-capacitor equipped bus shuttles in from 1970’s Gilligan’s Island.

Don, WA

As the native tribes step out of the rain forest and into modern world, they ask themselves on this bus ride “Where the heck are we”. (homage to Ftroop native tribe

all dressed up and no where to go

Where was Hillary in 2000 when we need the recount? How she needs every vote to count.

When did someone invent the wheel? Its so cool.

99 bottles of Cachaça on the bus, 99 bottles of Cachaça, spear one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of Cachaça on the bus…

I have to call my agent. This gig is not cutting it.

do you know who face your looking at.

“You’ve got to be kidding, right? What do you mean… ‘Busload of Naive Americans that still believe Hillary can win the nomination?’ Is that what the CNN pundit really said? We thought the CNN pundit said, ‘Apparently, there is a Busload of Native Americans who still believes Hillary can win the nomination!’ We say, “Hail to the Female Chief!”

We Gonna Build BIG BIG Casino

Our leader Hilary told that every vote counts so we are planning to vote for Hilary in different costumes by which we can at least reach nearby to Obama!!!!
- Arun Govindan, CA

Who Will Be Top Banana Tonight? On Brazilian Idol !

Hillary promised us cheap gas and no taxes, so we got on board.

Who’s Hillary anway?

The projected outcome to the national elections was such a hit with the Brazilian community, they now adorn the Democrat / Republican Pie-graph ratio as their tradtional headgear.

The tribal chief asks the bus driver ‘Does this bus stop at the Amazon river?’ The bus driver replies ‘If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.’

The smurfs go tribal!

With the lagging support for the current war in Iraq, recruits are scarce so Bush orders native tribes bussed in to fight the warring tribes in Iraq.

Bush misses dancing with tribes in Africa so is bussing South American tribes to dance at the white house, where he will do another SNL like parody of himself.

Florida and Michigan delegates finally get seated.

On the media bus the natives truely are growing restless with the democratic primary.

Where did you get your outfit? …Amazon.com

The next group of American Idol wannabe’s bearing gifts of blunt and sharp objects for Simon Cowel should he fail to appreciate their spectacular tribal war dance.

Lisa Huff
Miamisburg, OH

This is just the first of the many busloads to arrive for consideration of the VP spot, and I don’t see even one blonde female amonst the many painted warriors.

We are The Tribe, but please don’t tell anyone in Israel that because we are tired of fighting too.

Howdy, Mr. Doody. We are on a search for Princess Summerfallwinterspring!

They’re right. People in California DO look weird! Look at that guy on the curb!!

Whoopie you really should take that stupid hat off your people will still follow you to dam up the dam! Judi Smith - Warren, Michigan

What’s in your wallet?

McCain: “If we are planning to stay 100 more years in Irak we should start sending indians by bus”

Humiliated by their experience at airport security, the tribe charters a luxury motorcoach.

Peer pressure and potential bullying on an average school bus.

Business before pleasure. First we protest and then we talk to Larry King.

The Partridge Family, Brazil Edition

Wearing the colors of both political parties, swing state voters head to the polls.

Maybe the Cowboys wont expect this attack!

A busload of people on route to attend the Lou Dobbs show.
Steve, Ontario, Canada

REMEMBER EVERYONE , EVERY SPEAR COUNTS.

There is no problem with using gas here is there?

Amazon Indians react after John McCain denounces and rejects their endorsement today.

Backup dancers for the Cher concert begin to show their boredom on the tour bus.

CNN Election Express Bus bringing in reinforcements for the Democratic National Convention.

Hillary Clinton: Cheer up fellas, the poll of polls show I have a double digit lead over Sen. Obama among male Brazilian Indians 30-40 years old!

Hillary Clinton: Cheer up fellas, the latest poll of polls show I have a double digit lead over Sen. Obama among male Brazilian Indians 20-30 years old!

Native tribal attire: $200.00
Hydroelectric dam: $50 million
Ride in an air conditioned bus: PRICELESS