Obama remains unfazed as Mc Cain goes for the gut..

Agreed!
A time out for one minute of silence for Hillary.

I wish I could quit you, man!

No No Barrack,
I want to go to the right, you go to the left.

Mistaking the senators for Robert Culp and Bill Cosby, a confused “I Spy” fan tried to get their autographs.

Hold up Barrack.
Wait a few minutes before going in the bathroom.

Obama: If you will give up the race now I’ll let ya be my VP!!

John…wake up…you’re sleep walking again!

Ok John, you cleanup well

“There, there oldtimer. We’ll help you find your way home.”

Obama remains unfazed as Mc Cain goes for the gut.

Susan
San Pedro, CA USA

McCain: Hey…who are you? Haven’t I seen you around before?

May I have this dance!?

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUMBLLLLLLLE!!!

Okay John, now let me lead this time!

I now pronounce you nominee and likely opponent.

With a sly reach around movement Obama places a kick-me sign on McCain’s back.

…and now with the power invested in me by the Supreme Court of California, you may kiss the opponent.

you vill lose

The first time,
ever I saw your face….

“Pucker up buttercup!”

You’ve got a purdy mouth.

The old and the “young and restless”

Bev, Town of Tonawanda, New York

“No, really, I think you are quite attractive.”

Big toot and little toot

Bev, Town of Tonawanda, NY

Frick and Frack at a meeting of the Funks

We really have to stop meeting like this.

OR

Congrats man that was some tag team on Hillary!

or
Dont panic John we will fhelp you find your bearings.

Jenny Rome ga

Your lips may say “no”, but your eyes say “hope.”

The Cha-Cha Face Off on “Dancing With The Stars” goes terribly wrong when the contestants can’t agree who will be the one to lead.

You complete me.

It’s no country for old white men -John!

Obama: If only I had met you when you were younger. . .

Bev, Town of Tonawanda, NY

Barack, decide now. Be my VP and we can stop all of this and save some money!

This fall, on Dancing with the Stars!….

McAnnikin Skywalker reveals to the young Jedi that he is his father.
Nooooooooo…

Is the earth getting warmer or is it just me getting flushed in your presence Barak?

How are you Sen. mcCain?

I’m sorry Barack Husein Obama, I have a policy of not speaking with the enemy.

Ok Barrack, i have few more years to live why can’t you allow me to rule.

I knew Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder,
and you, Sirs, are no Ebony and Ivory.

You had me at “carbon output emissions.”

Sen. Obama visits a retirement home in the hope of winning the senior citizen vote.

Is it getting hot in hear, or is it just the climate?

You know I luv ya…

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

I prefer Double-Bubble myself…

No sir, I’m sorry, I’m almost certain that the party won’t let me choose you as my Vice Presidential candidate… Better luck in November…

Barack,

I want you to be my first dance at my inaugural ball

Ok Barrack, have been working on this before you were born please allow me to rule before i die or else i will not be on your innauguration day.

Obama’s gives John Mcain the kiss off!

John,

Ya see this envelope? Inside are pictures of you and Reverend Wright at a Denny’s. You are done my man!

Obama to himself: Damn! John looks like a pale reptile in person. No wonder why he’s so cold blooded…

(Del-Ray) Alexandria, VA

Nice flag pin, Barack !
I like yours, too, John !

Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

America gets ready to choose it’s next American Idol…

Obama presents Mcain with his plans for change!

It’s embracing your elders day

Obama: “And my favorite part of The Office episode was when Michael Scott leaned in to kiss Oscar like this”

What they’re saying-

Nice to see you Barack.
It’s a pleasure, John.

What they’re thinking-

Can’t you see you’re in my way, you elitist whippersnapper?
Well, if it isn’t the old geezer, John!

“Kiss and make up?”
“Okay, sure. Let’s just do it after the election.”

Arick, Salt Lake City, UT

Ooo… do you feel a little global warming in here, Senator?

This blue folder outlines what I will do to you if your party messes with my wife again.

Carmen Toronto Canada

Close Encounters Of The Third Kind

When Yesterday and Tomorrow meet

Carmen. Toronto Canada

lay off my job

Thank you for meeting all of my conditions, Barack, I am happy to engage you in dialogue now.

It’s okay if you’ve lost your bearing, I’ll give you a bear hug.

I was hoping this dance would be with Hillary.

Scene from the D.C. Prom ‘08…..Thanks for cutting in Barack, Limbaugh had his hands all over me.

Agreed! I won’t wear a flag pin if you don’t wear one.

Listen, Pops… it’s time for you to pass the torch to the younger generation.

“Barack, you said _list_ right?”

Man crush in the halls of power.

California here we come!!!

John, may I suggest a breath mint, maybe a Mentos?

What’s that cologne you’re wearing, Barack?
It’s FUBU, what else do you think I’d wear?
So, what’s that fragrance you’re wearing, John?
It’s Old Spice, what else do you think I’d wear?

You know, now that same sex marraige is legal in California…

The Cha-Cha Face Off goes terribly wrong when the contestants can’t agree who will be the one to lead.

ABC announces, Dancing with the Star Candidates.

Nice flag pin, Senator Obama.
I like yours, too, Senator McCain.

Air another add about my wife and we won’t be so friendly McCain!

Hey Barack, I’ll vote for you if you vote for me.

The future has a way of arriving unannounced.

(Quote by John F. Kennedy:)

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.

Barrack, you put the whoopie cushion on Hillary’s senate chair, and I’ll rig the water balloons over her office door.

McCain to Obama:
“Close your eyes and repeat after me…President McCain!”

John, this time I”LL be Fred and YOU be Ginger…

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Valet, can you get my car? Oh sorry, it is you Barack, I haven’t seen you before on this side of the Senate.

You know John, you have the bluest eyes………………

I cannot hold you up forever John………..there are walkers for this type of condition.

Remember this campaign wisdom, Barack.
Running is an unnatural act, …except to the bathroom.

The Senate’s, “Rat Pack Review”

Don’t worry John……….This new Social Security plan will be in place by January………….we will take care of you.

the candidates decide to dance around the issues together.

Ebony and Ivory come together in perfect harmony. For Now!

Jenny Rome Ga

First inappropriate speech with a reporter, now Obama gets a little touchy.

With thin, blue folder in hand, Obama is ready to show his senate accomplishments.

Tangle!?! I thought you said Tango!

Sandy
Texarkana, Ar

wow have you ben working out
why yes….

Before the dance can officially begin, the voters must decide who leads.

Obama:Shake and Bake…cause your not first your last!

“Hmm, you should really start using wrinkle cream John. You’re worth it!”

John, this file has records of Cindy’s contributions to my campaign…if she gives more I won’t push to have her tax records released.

Sandy
Texarkana, Ar

Relax John, I promise to tell Michelle soon. With all of the recent politicians coming out of the closet lately, the time has to be right.

I am going to beat you john in november “please don’t take it personal”

the candidates decided to hug it out.

Dont make me laugh McCain….your gunna make milk come out my nose.

Relax John, I promise to speak with my wife soon.

Westmont, IL

John, really, I don’t need a bedtime story anymore than you need Depends, it’s just rhetoric.

McCain: Obama, word of advice…dont mess with the Zouhan.

Relax John everything will work out.

Westmont, IL

Barack Obama takes a long look at a dying breed, Republicans.

Hey Obama your ass is grass and I am the lawnmower

Let’s make sure one of the “Good Ol’ Boy’s Club” wins again!

Sandy
Texarkana, Ar

Not a word was spoken as they starred deaply into each others eyes, pulses pounding and palms sweeting.

Obama says “YUK”, you are really old Dude. Why you do not want to retire?

Past and future eye to eye

Hey McCain, if I vote for you, can you help convince some of the Hillary supporters to vote for me instead of you?

Did you blink?
No, you blinked.
I didn’t blink, you little jerk!
I think you blinked.

Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Uncomfortable, McCain realizes that Obama is a ’space invader’.

Now that Hilary is out, lets slow dance to celebrate.

McCain to Obama:

“Are you using Lip Plumper? They look gooood”. In fact, good enough to (puckering), oh that was awkward, you went left and I went right”.

McCain says: Do you want to talk to me?
Obama says: Yes. I said i would sit down and negotiate with tough diplomacy with anyone. I want the presidency. Get it. Now leave my wife alone.

McCain: My Friend. Can you show me the way to the bathroom?
Obama: Yes we can.

My friend, I will defeat you in November!

Don’t worry John, I’ve asked them for a chair for you to sit on during the debate.

“The first one to blink looses the race, ok?”

Just wait, John, the fun is only just starting.

Stand up straight, John! Didn’t your momma teach you anything?

Barrak, your ideas on Global Warming are not new. I sponsored that kind of legislation back during the ice ages.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

I’m like the son you never wanted!

John, really, you should take a long vacation and rest up for the primary.
Cindy will pay for it.

Turn this way, John; it’s your better side.

John, I’ve been meaining to ask, what is that Cindy does, exactly?

“No matter what John BFF forever ok?!”

“like grand father like grand son”

I may be stuck with Rev. Wright but you’ve got Bush in your corner. Truce?

Guess what I have in this envelope? That’s right! It’s your wife’s tax returns!

Obama” Don’t worry when i’m president i’ll get you some health care!

“I’m flattered, John. But I don’t want you to be my old man.”

Hold on McFossil we’ll get you preserved soon.

McCain Says ” Your so naive” Obama Says ” Your so old”

McCain: This old man is going to make road kill out of you.
Obama: I look forward to having that discussion.

Obama: This folder contains a copy of your real birth certificate.
McCain: Can we make a deal?

Kiss me you fool.

Obama to McCain, “You keep up the good work, if we keep Clinton out of this race, you can be my vice-president

It’ll never work, sweetie - we’re just too…different!

Obama to McCain: This is a HOT race John, too bad you’re not in it….!!!!

Obama to McCain:

“Now John, you know you’re supposed to take it easy with your hip replacement. Why don’t you go over there and sit down with those nice ladies playing Bingo?”

Sen. McCain: If you really mean what you say about reaching across party lines, well, my friend, I think you and I would make a real dream team. May I be your VP?

Obama: I don’t understand why you are so pro-war, I can see the love in your eyes!

Harrisburg, PA

Barack would you agree not to debate me on the economy or global warming. Thanks buddy, we’ll just talk about Iraq and Iran.

Steady there old guy. So hows your retirerment fund? Oh so your not retired. Who are you?

Jasmine, Montreal, Canada

“Whoa….Steady there McCain…..i want to let them see you standing….Well, at least until June”….

“You look exhausted McCain…..Still sure you can keep up with me until November?”………

“Sorry old timer…..But you know….we NEED a Change”……..

I will go left and you go right and I’ll be in Washington DC before you!

Obama embraces the older, white voter.

“I know u haven’t had any real competion yet….But as soon as she “QUITS”…we’ll get this race started….!!!!!

divided we fall…together we waltz.

Barak, is that a super delegate in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Barack, it’s all about experience, experience!

Look, I can’t promise you a a position in my cabinet, but I’ll put you on my “short”, “old” list right here in my blue folder….

May I have the first dance at the Inaugural Ball?

The dream team!

J.M. : do you think we could make it in dancing with the stars?
B.O : one… two… three… step, toe, shuffle…

JM
NC

Sen.McCain, you have been around for a long time and you have lot experience……. what do you think I should do to get the votes from white hard working blue collar workers??

forget the debates: it’s stare down 2008!

Dang it Barack. I thought was taller than you. John thats the good news, the bad news is my pediatrician said I have a least 6 more inches to grow.

Obama to McCain: Lay off my wife and lay off my presidential chair!

I wish our spouses were running instead of us. Hillary wouldn’t be allowed in the race, and our wives argue much better than we do.

is this what global warming feels like?

Think you can win me in that level??

Please tell your GOP folks, that they should lay off my wife or else we will make your wife to release her tax returns…..

“Is this the Potomac two-step John.”
“It might be…in the folder you’ll find my wife’s secret beer recipe…or not.”

Don, WA

Hey McCain old guy how do you spell unconditionally? Oh! you forgot you said it again?

“Look!…Lay off my wife…but lay one on me big boy!” MMMUUAHH!

Alan Mauricio
San Antonio, TX

Wow, McCain’s wax effigy is more lifelike than him and unlike him doesn’t need embalming fluid.

Obama to McCain re talking to enemies:

Look, I know they’re scary. Just play the hero. I’ll do all the talking. I’ve got the American people’s back.

” I knew you’d warm up to me pops!”

Does it bother you that you’re old enough to be my dad?

Barack,

The whole time I was in there, all I could here is Obama, Obama in my ear..

John: How did I do in there? Obama: Don’t be so hard on yourself John. You didn’t do so bad for an old timer. John: Well, Barrack, Since we have been doing so much fighting, you should have fought for me in there.

Carol A. Ennis - Philadelphia, PA

McCain: “Senator.”
Obama: “Senator.”
McCain: “Oh no…I’ve been hyp-NO-tized!”

Don, WA

Humbly accepting the senator from Arizona’s personal endorsement of Obama for President!

Barack Obama helps guide an elderly man back to the nursing home after the man lost his bearings and was rambling incoherently.

How about a Saturday Night Live joint ticket?

You play good cop. I’ll play bad cop.

Well, John, according to this contract, President Bush just traded you to the White Sox. Hope it works out better than his Sammy Sosa deal!

I respect and admire your service, Sir. But, it’s MY time now!

John, I have your medical results, and they’re not good.

Running Springs, California

Your states are red.
My states are blue.
Let’s hope tonight,
Hillary’s through!

I’m sorry to have to tell you this, John, but I am the future, and you are the past.

Running Springs, California

Obama, I am your Father!!!!

“Sorry to make you get up again Barack, but when you get to be my age, we’ll see how many times you have to get up to pee during these hearings.”
Joseph & Julie Bieber
Portsmouth, VA

If Madonna can kiss Brittany Spears, I guess it’s ok if I kiss you.

Barack to McCain:

I’ve got Cindy McCain’s tax returns in my folder. Lay off the bashing and I won’t release them to the media.

Hey John, how are you? In this folder I’ve tracked your policy positions from week to week as they’ve changed. Can you update me on where you stand this week?

John, I will assure all the sweeties in Iran that they don’t have to worry their silly little heads about relations between Iran and the U.S.

John, John. Get your bearings! Joooooohhhhnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

Look, you get the Tennessee GOP to back off from Michelle.

And, we’ll ignore Cindy’s little addiction, her stealing pills from that charity she headed, and using other people’s names to illegally get scripts. Deal? Deal!

Don’t worry, John, I will make sure Social Security is there for you.

Looks like a clip from “Rocky 2008″ to me!

NO JOHN IM LEADING

Obama: “You goin’ down old man!”
McCain: “Go for it!”

John, don’t be ridiculous, we’ll debate the issues. I won’t scare people with age issues. When did you first notice a loss of hearing?

Barack Obama tries to improve his standing among older voters as he visits a nursing home in Iowa today.

Shall we dance?

(Courtesy: The King and I)

William Joseph Miller
Los Angeles, CA

Barack, I don’t think it’s a conflict of interest if I accept a 10 cases of METAMUCIL as a political donation…

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

McCanine and A-Bark-O redefine “a-peace-ment” prior to a Hammas sponsored debate.

McCain welcomes Obama to the old boy’s club now that Hillary is down for the count by most estimates.

With due respect, Sir. I’ll take it from here!

(Obama) I’ll see ya on the campaign trail sweetie. (McCain) Same to you nookie doo.

No disrespect to your age, Sir. It’s just that world politics require someone who’s a little faster on his feet!

Booooooo! Hillary!
Wasn’t it you who said if you can’t stand the heat-get out of the Kitchen
Hillary yelling sexism is a joke
Drowning woman clutching straws!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hillary no one picked on you because you are a woman!

“I’ve got a mancrush on you, sweetie pie.”

Playing in the background:

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?
We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

In McCain’s head

Republicans and oil live together in perfect war
Side by side on the republican agenda, thank God, no more Gore.
We all know that people all hate the same where ever we go
There is good in us and bad in them,
We learn to lie, we learn to die
Another 4 years Republican to grow rich together on a lie.

In Obama’s head:

Hillary and me need to come together just pretending
Side by side on election ticket, oh lord, no more war spending?
We all know that people are dying for no reason in Iraq
There is good to come and bad to take back,
We learn to live, we learn to forgive
Each other what we need to stop the Republican fibs.

Rock…no, no, no paper!
Eewww…dang it Obama, I knew I should have said scissors!!!

PJ Henderson, NV

I’ll show you to the door….

John McCain taking a page from the Hillary Clinton book, tells Barak Obama, the first to let go looses, lets see who can hold on longest, not smile and not loose eye contact… lets settle this election with a staring contest and save millions of dollars in campaigning.

Sorry John, but I’m going to beat you bad in Nov.!!!!!

C’mon, John. I’ll see you in California this Thursday and we’ll make this union official once and for all.

Mark, San Francisco

McCain to Obama: You are a charming fellow, but that better not be you puckering up for a kiss!

Obama to McCain: Just holding you up old fella, wouldn’t want you to fall and break anything at your age!

No tongue this time John!

Wait — did we set preconditions for this?

I don’t care what happens to the middle class people then what you do McCain but I got to tell them what they want to hear so I can have there VOTE! You know how that goes!

Gosh Barack, when is it my turn to practice lead for the Presidential Inaugural Dance?

John McCain and Barak Obama pose side by side for better contrast, so McCain can prove to the far right that he is white enough and Obama can prove to the far left that he is black enough, and that they are both man enough to embrace without bursting into laughter.

No, don’t smile too much or they will think we are gloating over defeating that woman, and no, don’t smile too little or they will think we aren’t big enough to be civil to each other… I’m confused, just hold me!

Obama shows his softer side by volunteering with the elderly.

Forget about Profiles in Courage, we have something more publishable! Profiles in Coverage!

Obama to McCain: Pretend we are deep in a conversation until Hillary passes by so I can avoid having to pretend to like her.

Gimme a big kiss!!

Obama:That anti-aging eye cream is working wonders John! You don’t look a day older than 70.

Obama to McCain: Hold on there ol’ fella, I don’t think you should be giving me any premature congratulations.. not yet!

Don’t worry John. Mr. Blackwell will love us anyway, even if we don’t have our flag lapel pin on.

McCain and Obama avoid eye-to-eye contact during a rare moment of “a-peace-ment” on the campaign trail

See John, you blue, red, orange, no matter the color of the file, it won’t burn through your suit. Oh, by the way, I see you aren’t wearing your flag lapel pin either!

Obama sings:
But when you touch me like this (touch me like this)
And you hold me like that (hold me like that)
I just have to beat you to get the country back on track
When I touch you like this (touch you like this)
And I hold you like that (hold you like that)
It’s so hard to believe but I’m ready for the Replubican attack.
McCain sings:
There were moments of war and there were flashes of shock and awe
These were things I’d do again but then they’ll last 100 years more
There were nights of endless bloodshed
It was more than any laws allow-too many soldiers dead!
Both sing:
At least Hillary is soon behind us now
Obama sings:
We must negotiate and initiate with our enemies
McCain sings:
We must retaliate and annihilate all our enemies
Both sing:
And it’s all coming back to me now….

Forget about finding running mates, let us two just be hugging mates!

Look John when I press my tongue to my inside cheek I can look like a chipmunk too! Judi Smith = Warren, Michigan

Obama to McCain: Sorry for the puckering, don’t worry I am not going to kiss you, just this whole thing with Hillary has left a sour taste in my mouth!

You’re not as pretty as Hillary but you’re a much better kisser!

Barack, are you sure you don’t want any campaign contributions from some of my colleagues.

Chris
Seattle, WA

“Barack, when is it my turn to lead??”

Is it too late to be your running mate, Barack?

John, how was that Vietnamese take-out food I had sent over?

Barack, When I look in your eyes, its like no one else is here…to vote for me.

Proving once again that all ideas in Washington are recycled, CSPAN today ran a promotional spot for their new Fall show, “Dancing With the Politicians.”

I brought my folder containing my wifes tax returns, where is yours McCain?

“C’mon Barack… gimme four short years and the keys to the White House are all yours!”

John McCain tells Obama, “Back in my day we would’ve settled this election like men! We each would take ten paces and see who had the quickest draw.”

John, You know I will never be as good as you are.

Your getting as little thin on top John!

John there is some Tic Tac inmy pocket , ” Help Yourself “

I will be expecting your call early a.m. the day after election Day….

Warming up to each other!!!!

Just an F.Y.I, John, but I hear they’re casting the next Cocoon sequel down the street. Why don’t you run on down, and I’ll tell the guys inside the Senate Committee that you had another Depends accident.

“O-B-A-M-A.” Don’t you remember John, I’m the Democratic nominee, I’ll be running against you in November!?”

“Okay Barack… here’s my last offer — 20 delegates in exchange for two of your speeches.”

Scientists theorize “big chill” between candidates could counter global warming. Dr. Hothausen of NASA cautions, “unfortunately all the data suggests the sole source of global warming is politicians’ own hot air.”

Whoa there, no hugs Barack . . . it’s just too warm already

John its no wonder you lost your bearings -everything is detailed in this project Bluebook report. ET isn’t the only being experienced in flying alien spacecraft…. if you know what I mean.”

Dancing is much like bowling, the more you do it, the better you get.

Obama: “so I heard that I wasn’t invited to the grey hair mens club. Was Anderson Cooper there? I am telling you now, that grey is fake.”

Mc Cain: “Hmm, I was only invited to judge, not to participate. Yah I am beware of tha Coop!”

McCanine and O’Bark-a ironically put on the big chill during the Senate’s global warming hearing.

scenes from weekend at bernies 5, starring John Mc Cain

Likely and Likely candidates with their impression of a political eclipse:
.”A little more to the left…no right…OK…perfect in the middle”

New political ad sponsored by Hershey’s.

“Hey, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate”…”no, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter”…”wait……that tastes good”…”chocolate and peanut butter”.

I won’t ask, if you don’t tell!

MC CAIN:Son… I will crush you.
OBAMA: Bring it on ,I will be waiting

come on, just a little kiss.

Obama: “Age must be respected…but youth must be served.”
McCain: “That’s real pretty you little jerk, but this ain’t no Denny’s at 2:30 in the morn”in - you mak’in a pass at me!
Obama: “You are a part of me John…I cannot dis-own you any more than I could dis-own my own Reverand.”

Don, WA

McCain: Are you ready to rumble to vote who will wins all the 50 states next November 2008?
Obama: Yeah! I am ready now, I can’t wait who wins all the 50 states in November, we will see…. you and me!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Sorry Obama. I’m married.

Obama, are you sure you quit smoking because it doesn’t smell like it.

At least we are not saying “let the best woman win”

McCain, jealous that Barack would like to see Bill Clinton’s dance moves to see if he’s a “Brother”, tangos with Obama to show he’s a hip guy. Obama whispers to McCain, “one wrong move and you’re a broke hip guy”.

“I won’t stereotype, if you don’t stereo