Second star on the right...and straight on til morning.

Wow!!! That CNN magic map will be great
for the next Indiana Jones movie, just look
at it on the big screen.

Michelle,Virginia

WE ARE THE THREE AMIGOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, look it's a better movie than the one we made...LOL

hey i think my wife is younger than your wife, no mine is younger than yours, oh come on guys you know mine is the younger one

If you squint you can almost see our youth, and hey there’s Elvis in an Area 51 tee shirt!

'birds of a feather flock together'......ney...Harrison Ford needs glasses

Hillary! Read our lips, you can’t catch up with Obama!!! Stop the madness!

Rahni
Windsor, Connecticut

Opp, did you see that George? Gas just went up again.

Look.... its a bird...its a plane... no its President Bush running from another U.S. crisis!

"Look! Over there! It's a flock of grey headed coots! Just like us!"

Spielberg – Look its ET!
Lucas – No its the Death Star!
Ford – Its my plane – Get Off my plane!!!!

Jenny Rome Ga

LOOK.....we're on the BIG screen!!! Hi Mom!!

George old boy, see that star over there in the East? All we have to do is follow it and the rest will be history.

I told you, Calista Flockart isn't in this movie! That's the whip!

Look...there's Anderson Cooper...the only guy with better looking gray hair than ours.

That Denny's over there doesn't offer a senior discount! Boycott!

There she is. Wanna try for a foursome tonight?

Oh, we are the boys of the chorus,
we hope you like our show,
we know your rooting for us,
but now we have to gooooooo!!!

Look George...we're adding more zeros to our bank accounts.

one billion, two billion, three billion....

Because the "force" is no longer so strong in Lucas, Spielberg and Ford point out the nearest mens room.

So if we have gray hair we go stand over there?

There it is gentlemen, the sunset of our careers.

Girls in the background- "Oh wow, now I see why their film was a flop."

...and that quaint bistro over there has the best early-bird special in Cannes.

Forgot your Flomax, George? The men's room is right over there.

"That is Senator Clinton over there. She still thinks she is going to win the nomination."

"George, check out the redhead Steven and I spotted!"

No George, the valet for Rascal scooters is over there.

See that flagpole over there Harrison? It reminds me of Calista Flockhart.

No, thats George's mountain of money over there. Your is the slightly smaller one to the right. Hey don't blame me, should've jumped on the Star Wars bandwagon when you had the chance.

Spielberg, Lucas and Ford unknowingly plug a competing movie at the 2008 Cannes Film Festival. The movie's title? "Three Monkeys"

(an actual entry, honest!)

There's Hillary Clinton. Let's get her for our next movie. She has a better imagination than all of us put together if she thinks she can still win the nomination.

Competitive to the end, the 3 Hollywood icons stand outside the main theater at Cannes to see which one was followed by the most stalkers.

Hey guys, after this movie cashes in, we'll finally have enough money to buy the moon up there.

Ford and Spielberg: "Look George, a UFO!"
Lucas: "I told you we should have had Indiana Jones fight the Saucer Men from Mars."

Look There's Harrison Ford' stunt double over there , and we thought
he did all that rough and tumble stuff himself !

Hey look at those 3 funny looking old guys on that TV screen.
- Harrison

That's us Harrison.
- Spielberg

These are not the stars your looking for.

Keeping up with the Joneses.

"Hey! Isn't that that Anderson Cooper over there?"

Hey, I think there are real filmakers over there!

Oh. my gosh. That's Michelle Obama whining again.

George! Look! There's Sean Penn. He's leading the voting jury this year. Let's go suck up,.. I mean.., say hello to him!

I thought we got him, but there he is again BIN LADEN!!!!!!

Terrill Gulf of Mexico

Just caught a glimpse of Ok,magazine 's saluteto th the Sliver fox
poll with Harrison Ford saying I can't believe Anderson Cooper ranked# 2 with all threee of us could leasve him the dust!

I thought we got him, but there he is again...........BIN LADEN!!!!!!!!

It’s a bird; It’s a plane; no, it’s a super delegate!

Table 6 over there wants more bread.

Indiana Jones says 'Whip it up!,Move Foward ,It's not to late to whip it whip it good!

So you settle this one George. Do you think those are real?

"Look !.....An oxygen bar !"

George, the catered buffet is nice, but Steven and I want to have lunch over there..... at Le Hooters.

Look, a Brink's truck for each of us.

Look It's the Dream Team Harrison ,George , and Steven.
Harrison say's Oh,Oh it's magic When I'm with you!

so that's where our creativity went

Really, that is Hillary beaming up on cloud "9".

Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil.

No there, that reporter right there. He's the one that said the movie stunk. Doesn't he remember that Lucabrasi swims with the fish and so can he?

Colin Vurek
Eugene, Oregon

george, i think your chin went that way

Boy from this angle those crows feet on Harrison 's face are really exposed I guess ,that's High -Defintion for ya!

Next Film: "Bingo On The Orient Express"

So who thinks that torch bearer can make it over that mountain?

Noah G
Brooklyn, NY

Is that Hillary Clinton trying to sneak under the security barricade or did she loose her ticket? I think it’s both!

No, George. THAT light is perfectly safe to walk towards. Its just Joanne Rivers and a crew from E.

So why didn't Industrial Light and Magic come up with Moonvertising first George. Huh?!

No George, that's not a mirror, that's Wolf Blitzer.

"March Of The Penguins"

It's a Bird.
It's a Plane.
No, It's gas prices rising.

Hey George, we told you that title was too long.

"Hey Guys, do you see the bang or the bank?"

Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible !

Steven, I told you he would show for the film festival. See his silhouette bicycling across the full moon? It's E.T.! He's staying with me in the lost ark!

George, this is Indiana Jones, not Episode 7! You were supposed to use Adventure Font in the title, not Jedi Font!

Stephen – “So two Jews and a Catholic get together on the red carpet and………….”

or

Has anyone ever heard of Grecian Formula?

Jenny Rome Ga.

"Just follow Eliot Spitzer."

"So as I was saying, officer, I believe my birthright has been stolen."

google the above – you will see pic of hillary and an office.
this could for tomorrow- i found it interesting, did not know any other way to summit it -sorry
maxamad

Model-T-Ford

Three Hollywood Defibulators.

Look it's a bird! NO It's a plane! NO it's a super delegate and both of the candiates are chaseing after it! Judi Smith – Warren, Michigan

VIVA VIAGRA!!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

I cant bag who tonight?.....Her over there!

Now this is how you hold a cigar!

"Look – one more "thumbs up" and we have over half the pledged critics."

Don, WA

The nude beach is over there.

Hanna Montana to the rescue boys! Let the force be with her! She can handle these SNAKES.

Come on George, now you can tell Hillary that an Obama rally REALLY looks like this.

Traece
Barbados

Look george your on the Jumbo Tron.

Oh look, Ironman is topping the box office.

Why is that guy dressed like chubaca this is Ithe ndiana Jones preview.

Steven, George & Harrison, each with his own opinion for the success of that scene...(in unison) "production"; "directing"; "acting".

Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

"Look, up in the air, it's a bird! It's a plane! Aw, it's just Sean Penn again.

"Hey !......Do you know who we were?"

George: Guys wheres the changing room my depends are full.

That's the shot, don't move. It now says "Festival CNN" in the background!

See the "Eiffel Tower" Is still there. You just saw it get destroyed in a movie. It's called "Special Effects" George.

A caption for your photo:

"Hey, look! It's Miley Cyrus! You think we can get her autograph?"

(vendor herd in the back ground yelling) Viagra, Cialas get your game up.
(Spielberg and Harrison) Right here!
(Lucas) Mines already up!

PHONE HOME! (as in NURSING...)

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

The concession stand in there serves king size boxes of goobers, and real buttered popcorn.

Poor George, pixelated again.

The girls are in line way up there. Lets see if they'll let us cut in?

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.

Carmen. Toronto Canada

Damn, she found us! I told you we should have included Kathleen Turner.

"There it is..E.T. in the millenium falcon bringing our careers back."

To show everyone that they aren't over-the-hill, George, Stephen, and Harrison decided to race eachother down the red carpet. Ford won by a grey hair.

"Hey look, it's that Magnum P.I. Guy again – he still wants a cameo."

Don, WA

"See the title? Three men married to babies."

Tinsel Cannes Alley

Not knowing it was already taken, Spielberg, Lucas, and Ford were found rehearsing for thier new band called "Salt n' Pepper"!

Oh no, it's the political analysts. They're everywhere!

Off the star walk, over the hollywood sign, through the Grauman's Chinese Theater, into my vet.

Off their Club Meds.

Hey, the guys from ZZ-Top clean-up nice.

Harrison Ford showing Lucas and Spielberg how to point like Borack Obama.

Let's look at that Delegate map again, yep Obama's still in the lead!

Steve Spielberg: Look! There is Anderson Cooper is walking up meet us on the red carpet for Emmy Award Show, We can ask him to get autograph for his picture and we are same gray our hairs!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

I thought you said my name would be first on the marque!

You came in a limo? We had to park waaaay over there!

Is that McCain on the big screen? He's older than the 3 of us combined!

"This is the part where you said "cut" Steve...and then George you said "keep rolling Harrison"...so I did – all the way down that cliff."

Don, WA

look ! the dems have found a way to lose another election. yea thier going to get obombed.

Hey George, look at the win Hillary has in Kentucky, Wow!

Hey George, I think you need to use the force on that one.....

Hey, it's John McCain. Let's go stand next to him so we'll look young again.

"Indiana Jones and the Kings of Gray Skulls"

Look! Look! We're fading into the sunset.

Look over there, it is Bill Clinton, endorsing Obama can't you see the Oregon crowed??

RATED-AARP

Can you believe John spent $400 for THAT haircut!

Spielberg Lucas Ford

The Three Tenors do Cannes

Hey guys I got a title for the next movie John King and the Magic Board!

Look, I can draw better than john King.

Is that John King? Where is his board?

Is that Nicolas Sarkozy attacking another reporter?

"Haha, made you look!"

Hey look at Anderson Cooper he looks older than us.

Do you see what I see?............Barack hugging Hillery......They would make for a great ticket in the Fall.

Spielberg: "I hope this movie works out...I allready bought a "bigger boat" – over there, third yacht from the right."
Ford: "One...two...three."

Don, WA

"Is this paparazzi taken?"

There's the guy who gave us the bad review. Him, right there. The one wearing the raspberry beret.

Hey look, there's Cooper... I know we're old, but at least WE can pronounce "Wii".

Look George, we told you Hilary was actually going, there, over there, see! Wait, oh, my God, she is actually under sniper fire!

Look its the Grim reaper!

Three guys in monkey suits pointing out the bananas.

Oh me gosh! It is the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and look what McCain could not see. it's 2009 and "OBAMA IS PRESIDENT"

Three millionare gray mice.

Harrison Ford "See guys? There's the box office numbers. Told you, all I needed to do was put the fedora back on and we're back on easy street."

Apparently, only Ford had the Lasik Surgery.

See Hanna Montana over there?
Yeah, but she's jail bait. Forget it.

Look! It's the grim reaper!

"See George... over there is the only person to not be in a sequel or remake this decade. He isn't a myth–just hiding in France!"

The audience was enthralled as Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford taught George Lucas the finer points of Rock, Scissors, Paper.

It's the Three Stooges!...... I LOVE those guys!

Corbin Choate,
Austin, Texas

Hey look – it's the Pitt-Jolie family!

NC

Over there – I told you we should have had a kung fu panda in the new Indiana Jones movie.

Of course, that's Hillary! Don't be fooled by the closed mouth!

Check that out! Fifth seat over. Barack, our next President!

Missing the fourth Musketeer – Sean Connory!

Pointer brothers' UFOria over "Close encounters of the salt-and-pepper kind".

Three "top men" looking for some "bad dates."

Don, WA

Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg point in order to cast spells
on movie critics attending the Indiana Jones premiere. Meanwhile George Lucas pickpockets Spielberg in order to buy popcorn and pop.

Fort McMurray
Alberta Canada

Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford attempt to show George Lucas where good dialogue comes from.

Look there is that CNN moron Anderson Cooper trying to film us! What is he doing in that crane? jeeez......!!! He's a lot worse than his own stalkers!!

Upon George Lucas asking who the last King of France was...Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford point out Jerry Lewis in the crowd.

Fort McMurray
Alberta Canada

See, hear and speak no evil, but do point fingers at....!!!!

Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford try their "pull my finger" joke on unexpecting French journalists. George Lucas does not join in on the childess pranks as he prefers the fake vomit gag.

Fort McMurray
Alberta Canada

LOOK........

Ford: I believe it says O-pen..saayss...mmmeeee.
Lucas: Right, right. I think you’re right.
Spielberg: Yeah, you’re right.That is what is says: Open Says Me!

Look guys . . . see that cloud up there . . . that's how high our profits are going to be piled !

LOOK.......AirForce One is on fire and going down.......He He

Is that you? Yep, that's me! You may think I look old but the bad guy is 92 in this one.

There goes Anderson Cooper and his gunmetal grey.
We're not jealous, we're just admirable.

Look guys–Industrial Light and Magic's special effects really did make me look decades younger!

Hey Obama, Yes we Cannes!

The three tenors...

Is that Osama pulling up right behind G.W.?

Chris B.
Seattle, WA

Steven, I'm certain I ordered the double bacon cheeseburrger. George had the grilled chicken fajita and you had the double order of French fries.

Harrison: yeah, the cougers are over there right by Calista

hey lookee there, both of your guys' Laksik doctor is beeing sued over here.

Angelina Jolie; red dress at one o'clock.

Speilberg,"my wifes up there sitting with your daughter." Harrison, Thats not my daughter, thats my girlfriend.

Would you look at that! How did Jolie and Pitt get clearance to land their helicopter on the red carpet?

Ok, you guys...I'll create a diversion while all of Hollywood changes their support to Obama, the obvious nominee.

Hey George! Who's account has the most zero's.

Steven and Harrison direct George to the gas station on the right where he can fill up his Escalade for only 437.00

Look over there, guys. There's that dead horse we've been flogging for the last 25 years.

This year's big hit: Indiana Jones and the Rise of the Centrum Silver Surfers.

Look I told you McCain flies in a spaceship, stop this UFO stuff already.

Noah G
Brooklyn, NY

E.T.Phone Home! Hillary just threw in her pants suit.

Look, George that guy over there is using chopsticks. I thought you said, "use the forks".

Their next escapist film is about a sorceress, a black prince and an old flying warrior.

Its abird,no its aplane, no its an ad for Just for men hair color

See that girl over there,she likes old men ready to kick also.

"What's that, they want an Indiana Jones Star Wars movie"?

The woman in yellow dress: " Hey, the three of you.!!..I also want to see whatever you are looking!!! "

"Look, Call secuity. Those people are trying to sneak in without paying".

Hey, did you see that? I think it was Anderson Cooper.

Hey look, there's that young fellow Yoda...

Spielberg: "Look Lucas there goes Megan Fox in bikini".
Lucas: Are you sure is Megan Fox?
Ford: Yessss, you can see it over there Lucas, she is smiling at us?
The woman in yellow dress: "Ja, Ja this people are really old.....the women they think they are watching is only a promotional poster".

Look George there's Brad Pitt !

See Hillary up there? Maybe we can put her in the next Indiana Jones movie, and have her pretend to be visiting an area that supposedly is under sniper fire.

"E................T.................... Phone................ Home......................."

Have you ever seen such an "old, old, guy"?

Still talented after all these years.

"Holy cow" It's Paris standing on the Hilton's
second balcony !

"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's an....Ewok?"

What is missing in this picture? A good looking gray hair guy.

Oops! There it goes......our youth.

No George,I think we parked the car in front of the hot dog stand.

"Hey Harrison, that's your new Buick for your upcoming sequel: Indiana Jones and the Search for a Nursing Home"

Look at those headlines. Our movies are up, while Hillary's ratings are down. Proves again that The Force is good, and you should never go to the dark side.

The Three Wise Men -looking for a Star.

What's that! Up in the sky. It's Barack, it's McCain, it's Super-Hill.

Running Springs, California

forget smiling Bob, check out MY new viagra billboard !

3 Stooges take 1st @ Cannes film Festival

Log Cabin Republicans Cross-Vote For Obama.

Look Spielberg and Lucas it's say's right over there that I'm the star of this movie not you guy's.

Tryouts for the American version of The Three Tenors

Isn't that John McCain's ball? Run for your lives!

Now which way to the theater.
"I think it's that one"
"Yes that one"
"Look our names are big enough in lights"

Look -it's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's my career – and you guy's are ruining it!

Bwahaha...we're richer than all these artsy-fartsies combined!

Look, just point your finger at the screen and highlight whatever movie you want to see then click your fingers and............enjoy the flick.

Hey George and Steve get a load of the costumes those dudes are wearing. Didn't they get the message we are premiering Indiana Jones 4 not Star Wars 1XX?

"just down the hall to the right. Yes it will say "MENS" enter stall and lock, then slide your foot under and gently tap his foot"

Kathleen from chicago IL

Happy, Sneezy and Grumpy made an action movie?

"yes, I am sure they said "down there is for the directors/producers" yes, keep going you'll see the signs keep going I wll be down there in a minute"

Kathleen Chicago IL

Do you think if we use Hillarys "fuzzy" math formula, our next picture will top the box office at #1????

"Hey Steven and George – look at that jump – not bad for an old guy, eh?. So there is my proof.

Look, look, Anderson Cooper's hair is grayer than ours!

Some of the members of the We Have Grey Hair and Are Famous Club, look on as they see there other member, Anderson Cooper approaching.

My first time

Guys, we've finally made it. Look at our names up there in the lights!

From Peterborough, Ontario, Canada:

"Ok, George. I have to ask. Why are Stormtroopers guarding the Olympic Torch"?

Hey look.......way back there...it's the pinnacle of our careers.

George Lucas and the "Pointer Brothers". the latest singing trio.

"Kids are $o easy."

Hey, look over there... another McCain lobbyist bites the dust!