The panda can already see Angelina’s twins….

Angie, If you’re having twins I must be carrying at least triplettes!

I had no idea you could adopt an endangered species.

Jack Black and Angelina Jolie doing publicity for their new film, “HIGH INFIDELITY”…

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Jack Black is pregnant with Angelina’s child…

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

I can’t “bear” to see the video of this threesome on U-Tube….

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Who’s panda-ring for votes now?

Sorry, Jack, but the “pregnant man” thing has been done.

Every body was kung fu fighting…the new song for the general election race.

MOMMY BEAR, PAPA BEAR, BABY BEAR

( him 2 her)

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO I CAN DO BETTER!!!!!

WHOA! Brad really let himself go with the “sympathy pregnancy.”

Panda impregnates two. News at eleven.

John Edwards’ new job fronting for the DNC and panda-ring for Obama.

Mine’s bigger than yours is!

Hugh Dunlap
Canton, TX

( the bear says)

AND THE WINNER IS!!!!!

Look Jolie - my stomach is bigger than yours - and I’m not even expecting twins - just one big stomach ache.

Warning: Frances water makes you blotted.

I am having twins what your excuse Jack.

or

We are goona need a wider camera lense.

Leave it to Jack to find someway to sneak his pal KG into the theater.

Get in mah belly!

Angie and Jack prepare for the Sumo Wrestling competition umpped by the Panda.

or

I am pregnant with twins. what is you excuse Jack.

or
Yeah but mine are gonna be genitically blessed. My lips, Brads eyes.
Life is so unfair.

Jenny Rome GA

I hear in this film Angelina is the one carrying the Tenacious Duo. Literally.

Two Bellies and a Bear

yeah but does Angie really waddle?

JEnny Rome Ga

Ready, get set, go –
Keep it fair said the Bear — who will reach the finish line, at the appointed delivery time.

Shirley Harris
Auburn, Alabama

Polygamist panda shows off his liberal family.

Well Jack is a bit old for adoption, but he’ll make a great playmate for my other kids.

So, this is what Angelina meant by having twins!

Angelina is going to have twins
Jack is going to have Twizzlers.

Hollywood Lamaze

Planet in Peril: Polar Bears indangered, Panda Bears continue to populate…

I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours

Looks like Jack Black inspired so much by Angelina, he decided to adopt a tummy!!

Twins for Angelina and triplets for Jack Black!

Look whose more pregnant !!….

…And people wonder why the Chinese rarely send Panda’s overseas?

JOHN MCCAIN MEETS WITH SOME REPUBLICAN “FAT CATS” AT A PARTY FUND RAISER.

Jack Black and Angelina Jolie pander to the photographers.

Jack takes the spotlight from Angelina by announcing he’s expecting quadruplets.

Angelina, I know I said you had double trouble brewing in there, but man….. It’s nothing compared to the burrito and Bud I had for lunch. ( meanwhile … Kung fu Panda steps back a little .)

Wow, that foie gras was good, but wine made me feel bloated!

Jack Black becomes the second pregnant man this year and opens the possibility of a new equal rights movement.

Bump, bump, bump, baby, panda, beer..

Celebrating an election year, stars were consumed with hot air!

What do you call this brief stop on the red carpet for photographs?
A “pregnant pause”!

Angelina, I’ll be giving this one away for adoption, if you’re interested.

Three animals not normally seen together…..
A Fox, a Panda, and an Ass!

“Like the Panda says Angie, I think we broke the one child rule”.
Colleen,
Vancouver, BC

I’m the endangered species not the polar bear or these two Hollywood Twins.

without a slimming stripe pattern, this panda bear must find creative ways to look thin.

Too many freedom fries.

Eats shoots and leaves? A panda’s usual diet.
Eats, shoots and leaves? LOOK OUT, HE’S GOT A GUN !

Los angeles, CA.

Angelina Jolie and Jack Black uniting efforts to eradicate the one-child policy in China!!!

being unable to resist a lame pun, Angelina Jolie and Jack Black agree that making Kung Fu Panda was a “labor” of love for both of them

the scary thing about the photo isn’t the faux pregnant Jack Black, it’s that that isn’t a man in a panda suit, it’s Angelina Jolie’s creepy brother

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the biggest belly of them all?

Lilibeth
Edmonds, WA

Is Jack Black the pregnant man that was on Oprah?

Wow…the endangered Giant Panda and its two giant cubs, all captured on film for the first time. Fascinating.

Plush panda wins two americans at carnival game.

Kung Fu Panda demonstrates the difference
between “pregnant” and “Prego-nant”.
Either way…”It’s In There!”

“Does this black suit make me look fat.”

Stay away from the appeasement soup !

Angelina Jolie…Knocked Up
Kung Fu Panda…Made Up
Jack Black… Messed up

I think we are gonnna need a bigger/wider camera lense.

Jenny Rome GA

What’s all the fuss? Haven’t you seen a pregnant man before?

Jack Black! you should ask Hillary for a solution for the tummy issues..

Jack, I don’t know how they did it but when we signed up I never thought we’d have to actually “bear” the species.

Some can and some can’t.

I’m due in August-when are you two going to belly up and tell everyone who is next to deliver?

“Has anyone seen the baby panda?”

“If I would have worn black and white like these two, the world would never even guess I was pregnant!”

An epidemic of morning sickness hits Cannes.

“One of these things ain’t like the other, One of these things isn’t the same, can you guess which thing ain’t like the other, before I finish my song?”

Can’t out do Putzel in Waco, TX on this one……that comment was hilarious!!

Totally star-struck at the premier of his new movie, the Kung Fu Panda introduces the Brangelina twins to the Black tripletts.

This is why all Panda’s should use condoms.

Oh, that’s a bad, bad panda…Knocking up Angelina Jolie AND Jack Black!

Maybe angie and adopt jacks baby too lol

And who was sleeping in your bed, the Jolly Green Giant?

Maybe Angie can adopt Jacks baby too lol

Christina
Ludlow, KY

And to think, I did this all by myself…..

ok! we hereby agree not to let anyone else ever get between us

Get in my Belly……there is always room for more!

And the winner for the best looking bloated body is

- still Angelina

So, has anyone heard from Goldilocks recently?

2 obama fat cats out on the town when china comes and ask for a donation.

What does Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, and a panda all have in common??

Not much but leave it to Jack Black to make an effort to find something.

Breaking News: Jack Black Pregnant With Triplets!!!

Isaac Docherty
High Level, Ab, Canada

Proud Papa Kung-Fu Panda Drops Bombshell: I’m Bisexual and Jack and Angelina’s baby papa!!!!

saad ismail
high level , alberta

Angelina shows off her baby belly while Jack shows off his buddha belly

Kunfu Panda is actually Bill clinton in disguise……

Steve Ramsey
high level, alberta

Preggo Spice, Panda Spice, Paunchy Spice - the reunion tour begins AGAIN!

Emeril with two gourmands suffering from Lagasse.

Where’s Panda? lol

Junior 2 featuring the Panda.

Chester
Haverhill, MA

Fat chance! How can your back pain be worse than mine?

I thought we said No MSG

Do I look fat in this?

(angelina to panda and jack)

see i told ya we could fit in a camera picture

Moments after winning french bread eating contest, new champion Jack Black, with 45 buns in the oven, poses with last two former champs AJ and Kung Fu Panda.

Don, WA

Jack Black and Angelina Jolie allready hinting at sequal in the works - “Sumo Panda.”

Don, WA

What’s that? Made in China? Hope you two are wearing lead underwear.

“Did you just eat 50 loves of french bread Jack - or are you just happy to see me.”

Don, WA

IF I GET BLAMED FOR EITHER ONE, I WILL DEMAND A PANDA DNA TEST!

DESIGNER MATERNITY DRESS-$2500
STRETCH TUXEDO PANTS-$1500
HAVING BBQ’D PANDA STEAK FOR LUNCH-PRICELESS

How to tell when someone’s expecting babies, bamboo or beer.

Can we order take out ?????

Beer Bellies and Fries are what you get when eating at Kung Fu Panda’s

Brad Pitt has some explaining to do

Panda-Jac-gelina

or

Panda-gelina-ack

Tomb Overraided

Got home, felt awful, changed clothes, looked in mirror, felt even worse. Checked out Beat 360, looked in mirror again, feel so much better! thanks!

Angelina says it’s the Pitt’s. Jack says it’s the wines.

Forget “who’ the Daddy?”… Who’s th Mommy?!?!?!?!?

Angelina, you’re carrying twins and I am carrying their full grown dad, Brad Pitt.

Carmen, Toronto. Canada

anyone thirsty? let’s go belly up to the bar

Angelina Jolie Pitt announces she is having twins. Not to be outdone, Jack Black announced he is carrying” HIS “twin.

Hey Angelina, MINE’s bigger than YOURS!!

Kudos to Jolie and Black, who in preparation for their roles actually ate Robert De Niro.

Critics will pan-da movie as a light confection starring two jelly bellies and a dummy bear.

Hollis
San Francisco

Good thing I’m endangered or they would’ve eaten me too!

Bradgelina, eat your heart out. Meet Jackpandgelina!

-Celeste
SC

Who’s ya baby daddy?

Are you both doing it Lamaze?

This is the new trend for Summer, the prego look.

Someone has some explaining to do.

Jack, you’re my hero. Thank you for carrying the other baby for me.

Panda says..” Wow! Angelina…this male pregnancy thing is NOT flattering on Brad!

“JACKALINA” I don’t think Brad is going to very happy!

Seems, the bear in the middle has not been eating a big mac, fries and a milkshake at McDonalds every day.

Baby boom in Hollywood no longer exclusive to women since Jack Black is expecting quintuplets later this July.

Why is the Panda smiling so proudly??

Heny
Oklahoma

I told you before, Jack, you need to think before you open Panda-ras
Box.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

From a Thornton in her side to a Pitt in her belly.

Hey, if they’re both pregnant, at least they won’t be adopting me!”

I think we know now what caused the earthquake this week.

Two twins, a panda bear, Jack and another ‘Black’ baby… all Angelina and Brad need to do now is purchase Neverland and see if Michael will throw in Bubbles, Macaulay Culkin, and a case of Jesus juice. Life is good!!!

When asked if he was pregnant, Jack Black responds, “Pregnancy is whatever you want to be, as long as you’re ROCKING OUT while doing it.”

Woom For Went

Namibia special offer! Buy one c-section, get the second one free.

Without Brad by her side…Angelina introduces to the world her 2 latest adoptions!

Size matters.

Seriously Maury These kids better be born with tails !

Ville
Jamaica……mon

If you can’t grow up, at least you can always grow out.

Hey Angie..i know ur for gay marriage……are you fighting for pregnant dads to?

Guess who’s coming to dinner in JAck Black’s belly…

Angelina is “with child”….and she also happens to be pregnant also!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

“All three of us are in no condition to be performing kung fu,but that doesn’t mean we can have fun while we’re here.”

The Chinese Government unveils the 2008 Summer Olympic Mascots.

Is this the real “Battle of the Bulge”?

In a stunning press release this week,
Jack Black and Angelina Jolie admitted
to being impregnanted by a large fluffy
panda.

Bush says: I think I will hide in here. Everyone will think I look cute. Couple says: Equality sure is a going thing these days.

China unveils new promotional poster–The Importance of Birth Control.

Maternally, marsupially and marshmallowy.

Yeah, Brad and I are working on another as we speak, except this one is from America.

Any pointers I need to know about natural childbirth, Kung Fu Panda?

They can bearly see their feet!

“Is that a baby in your belly, or are you just happy to see me???!”

It looks as if SOMEONE has been “pandering” around!

“Be worried Brad, be very worried”

Bear!! Baby and just plain gutsy
Ontario Canada

The panda is starting to figure out where all his friends disappeared to.