“You know one day we put Anderson Cooper in one of these boxes and it took him over three days to get out!”

Say, this stuff doesn’t look any older than me - - - what’d you say you were going to do to it ?

Recycled waste goes in for Melt Down doesn’t it? Funny,!, lately it is being said that the same thing is going to happen to me.

You see, Senator, since we recycle pretty much everything….. we can do wonders for your political career.

The government finally takes inventory of supplies that were supposed to be sent to Hurricane Katrina victims.

Kim, Bolingbrook, IL

Who needs IKEA anyway? Take all the stuff to the White House! Paper or plastic?

“That right there is the wheel that fell off the Straight Talk Express.”

“Sir, if you’ll just step into that box over there, that is where we recycle old politicians.

eWaste…never heard that word before, Guy. Is that PIG LATIN for “waste” ?

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

John McCain visits the “Museum of Stuff that Used to be Made in the USA.”

Mr. Wolfenbarger, my friend…Why is there an empty box with my name on it??

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Raleigh, NC

John McCain’s Stimulus Plan - ‘World’s Largest Yard Sale’

“Why sure Senator, we’d be GLAD to help you spend your economic stimulus check!”

Hey Guy….I think I see my old ATARI computer over there…the one that has the PRODIGY decal on it…see it?

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

“And if you’re interested, we also have that in red.”

No John……they say you need to be more conservative, not conserve more.

McCain’s always looking for new ways to recycle Bush’s old policies.

I thought we were touring a recycling plant,
but this is a junk yard!

You will need to repack these boxes before you move them to the White House sir.

Yes ,I need someone to organize this if your other job doesn’t work out in November.

Hey…what do you mean get in that box!? Just because I am old doesn’t mean I need to be recycled!

“…and that giant box of paper over there contains all of Larry King’s old marriage certificates…”

the Titanic lifeboats are over there.

Let me hold on tight to this so they can’t take me
to be recycled too….

Where is Sen. McCain flag pin, oops found it? Phoenix, AZ

This is all the loot we collected for your Campaign Fund Raising
Garage sale.. We got it from the homes Bush foreclosed on.

Yes Senator, I am glad to help. We keep those old recycled ideas over here.

Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Look right over there……It’s Hillary Clinton in the recycle bin…..Bill brought it in last night after he switched to Obama.

“Any kitchen-sinks maybe? I’m gonna need plenty during the general election!”

You know I’m gonna look through Hillary’s trash on Obama so I can recycle and use it again.

All this John is for Hillary’s garage sale to
raise more money for her campaign.

McCain visits a recycling plant to find out if Bush’s policies are recyclable

Every four years, like a rite of passage, the leading Presidential candidates make their way to this center. Here is the old stuff on the economy, over there is the old war mongering speeches, and here we have something that hasn’t been thought of in years.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

IF YOU LOOK CLOSE, YOU CAN SEE JOE LIEBERMAN OVER THERE. HE IS ALMOST FINISHED, AND AS SOON AS HE TURNS REPUBLICAN, YOU CAN TAKE HIM AS YOUR VP IF YA LIKE

If you see anything in there you want you sure can have it. Its better then dumpster diving!!

John McCain takes one last look at the stuff that Cindy insists that he can’t take to the White House with him.

Martin Smith
Kelowna, BC, Canada

Hey dude, anything you buy will help with ome dough to afford some gas.

“Mr. McCain we can move all this stuff to the White House but shouldn’t you win first?! ”

Marcy,
Mobile, AL

We have packed up the troops stufff for the next 100 year.

yes sir, thats from china, this is from china, its all from china, but dont worry american jobs are still safe

If ya look close there is Joe Lieberman, John Edwards, and Dan Quail, and over in the corner Spiro Agnew………. Take your pick!

“Vice Presidential running mate you say? Yea, all our tried and true, borrowed and blue bride stuff is over here.”

“You are saying you want me to get in there. Yeah and your ideas too”

Senator, that box has old bearings.

Jose Muriel
San Antonio, TX

Getting for a life long garage sale!

Here is something you might find helpful to use against your opponents ideas: It slices, dices and cuts his words up into small pieces.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

yes sir, we are going to take all these things and change them into something else, kind of like the way you were against the tax cuts but now are for the tax cuts

If you go past that box to your righe, you will find the path leading to Iraq.

OH Yeah. We pulled Edwards out of that box. There might be a few more endorsements in there.

Everyday Low Prices AT Wal-Mart

wow….. you recycle all that and get a quarter, that could feed a family for a week, and they say our economy is in trouble why doesn’t everyone else do that, Mr McCain sir your thinking of the 30’s again

Don,t worry about being to old for the whitehouse sir, we still have enough spare parts from our Chaney line to rebuild you over and over.

McCain Turns Green !

Senator McCain arrived at the Ohio eWaste Recycling plant today for a little recycling due to overwhelming surveys suggesting that he’s too old to be president.

I thought this was a recycling plant. This looks like a yard sale. You got any old rifles?

I don’t care if President Bush has 6 more months, ship this stuff back to Texas.

Mr. Wolfenbarger: “Your wife brought us that box over there with your acceptance speech in it, all 55,362 pages, and told us to get rid of it immediately!”
Peter Trevino
New York, NY

“Sure, I think we have some VP selections younger and healthier than you right over there.”

And where is the recycling bin for old people who run for President ?

Carmen, Toronto, Canada

Senator McCain, you should not be sad if you don’t win this election, all the other models as old are you are in that box over there…

“This isn’t what I meant when I told my staff to find me trash to use against the Democrats…”

Thinking to himself…. “Boy that First Aid Kit and Playboy magizine would have come in handy while I was in that prison camp”.

You are looking at the items from the offices of employees who lost their computer jobs to India.

Senator if you can figure out a way to recycle that box I’ll give you one of these orange hard hats.

Are Mr Sanford or Lamont in today?

With his 1,191 bonus bucks, McCain chooses wisley at the Capitol Hill Garage Sale.

Senator McCain Said:
“Hey, maybe we can send these supplies to Iraq, support the troops.”

Seattle, WA

Hardhat And Hardhead

I’m here for the Florida chads. I may need them soon.

“…and over there you’ll find Dick Chaney’s old emails, and a few cigars left over form the Clinton years. Not to mention a Dewey wins button.”

Absolutely! We can have 10 of those delivered to the oval office!

….and that box over there consists of old but familiar faces. Er, wanna take a look?

I think I saw Karl Rove’s old play book over here with Cheney’s missing emails.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

And the beautiful part of it is that once we turn in these “donated goods” into cash at the flea market the Federal Election commission has no way of tracking it
….Hey is that the press back there?

“…and as you continue to age, Sen. McCain, we will be able to provide all those hard to find spare parts you might require, without having to bother with Medicare or Social Security!”

McCain may have to return certain campaign contributions.

I’m sorry Sen. McCain, we cant move all your stuff into the white house until after the general election.

Tall guy? Big ears? Full of Hope and talked a lot about change?
Yea, I’ve got one more of the same model spin machine he bought right over here.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Glad to have you on-board John. Did Personnel not get you fitted for a hard-hat yet?

Surprised by size of the boxes, the Senator kept muttering something about tiger cages.

When do we start playing wac-a-mole?

After inspecting the White House Foreign Gift office, McCain leaves with a stuffed elephant, a bouncing bear and a new coffee pot.”

Look! There’s Osama Bin Laden hiding behind one of those boxes!

Ya see that there is where all the items go for “rejiggering” and such, and so forth, in as much as, and such as…..

“While at the North Pole, Santa’s brother Guy, shows Sen. McCain this years hottest toys. “

Well I could just run down the list of what I got, but why don’t you tell me first what you are looking to spend on a running mate?

That computer over there looks like a useless piece of trash, but before you know it, it will become a deadly weapon in a useless war in Iraq.

“Bummer !…..Some guys get to play pool, they take me to a dump.

“Yep, planning for the White House yard sale has officially begun”

McCain searches for a running mate in the warehouse of misfit candidates.

You think you found Hoffa where???

Yep, this is why I don’t take the garbage out at home!

Well I got some Romney over there. I can’t really do much with him here in Ohio, but in Utah I’d be able to collect a deposit on return.

So, you’re going to give me a pair of gloves, and I’m supposed to do what?

So where’s the box where they stored the Ark of the Covenant?

Guy, can I have that eight track cassette player in that box ? If my player at home breaks I’ll recycle the parts from that one.

Here’s where we store things that have no value anymore. That box over there is where we plan on putting your career.

The thrifty McCains shop at a local dollar store.

“I could’nt find any old bugles like you asked for senator…but there’s an old beat up saxaphone over there you might be interested in.”

Don, WA

While visiting the Treasury Department, Sen McCain inspects the materials used in making the new Nickel .

It’s kind of late to be looking for a back bone, Mr. McCain, but you can start over there.

Tucson, AZ

Yeah, the White House sent over those e-mail servers about 3 years ago.

Of course, I have a plan to attack poverty. Just pull out the stuff that still works, clean it up, & we’ll ship it to thrift stores across the nation.

McCain helps pack wedding gifts in Crawford Texas.

Hey, that’s a pretty nice set of dishes over there. Just need a little dish soap. I’ll take them.

Yeah, I kind of call each one “Failed dot-com in a box.”

The Ohio eWaste Recycling plant becomes John McCain’s personal playground.

Of course, my economic plan includes redistribution of wealth.

Let’s get this stuff onto Ebay & see what we get for it.

Chair of the Senate Removal Committee, McCain helps workers identify the desk contents of Clinton and Obama before shipping them home.

The Ohio eWaste Recycling plant brings back traumatic memories of when McCain still had to take out the trash.

Umm Mr.McCain, you’re going to need to downsize. This will NOT all fit in the White House.

Yep, after the November elections, we’ll have a few more former Republican politicians working here.

And of course back there I’ve got a whole plat of Zunes.

The day John McCain found his crystal ball.

“Yes, Sir, we do keep Dick Cheney’s circuit boards here.”

Sure, I can relate to the average American. Tell me again. What do you do with a can opener?

Mr. Wolfenbarger: “President Bush himself came in last week to give us instructions not to EVER open that box over there. He said to get rid of it immediately because it contained Top Secret accusatory photographs of yourself with a number of unsavorably foreign diplomats.”

McCain: “Unsavorably?”

Mr. Wolfenbarger: “That’s what he said.”

Peter Treviño
New York, NY

No, Cindy didn’t come. She doesn’t do junk.

Bearings? yes sir you’ll find bearings in that box over there.

So, what do you have in the men’s shoes department?

Do you give a senior discount?

The Senator didn’t realize what he was getting himself into when he agreed to help a friend move.

You want me to autograph everything here for the RNC fund raising auction?

Thought I’d pick up a couple of things to donate to Hillary’s campaign!

Out with the old. Out with the trash.

And they said I couldn’t get a job in the private sector because of my age…………Thank you Goodwill.

If it isn’t dangerous in here, why are you wearing the orange hard hat?

That’s my best offer. I can give you 50-bucks for the lot Senator.

Metaphor Observatory, Canada

Well, sir, over there’s a bin laden with toys. Now, what’d you say you was lookin’ fer…?

Those daisy yellow, lime green & deep purple lights would be quite decorative in the Oval Office!

Cindy!! I think its a bit early to start packing!

The Secret Service’s collection of former White House artifacts.

Abilene, TX

And there is where everything magically changes from eWaste to eBay. . .

Anything in that box is a buck, this one just 50cents, and that one over there, just make me an offer.

Recycling………hmmmmmmmmmm? Got any Beach Boys’ 8-Tracks?

Or
“Chantilly Lace”, a pretty face, a pony tail,…?

During the temporary lull in the Republican race, McCain finally takes to cleaning out the garage as he promised.

I’m looking for skeletons Mr Wolfenberger…, skeletons.

“See? Old stuff does come in handy.”

Look Sen. McCain, we are going to need you to get into that box over there, until we can figure out what to do with you!

Sorry, Senator. If you want to recycle all those old Bush ideas, you’re on your own.

Yes, sir, the war chest is in that far box….

After visiting a recycling canter John McCain has a senior moment and forgets where his keys are. Luckily a worker spots them and points them out to McCain. Now, if only McCain could remember where he parked.

“I keep telling my wife Cindy to stop throwing away my old things for those darn gadgets with all those buttons to press. Some of these items are order than you son.”

Of course, recycling is a great idea. I’m the recycled George W. Bush!

Found a video from the Clinton White House years that we thought you’d be interested in seeing!

Help yourself, Senator! It’s all cash & carry!

This would be a great place for a scavenger hunt!

Look John! JOHN ? Can you hear me John? See that old toilet over there? Thats where you can flush all of your old politcal banners, issues and retortic in November when the democrates win the election!

McCain garage sale!

Yes! We recycle junk the same way you want to recycle the Bush presidency!

We could probably build a nuclear power plant with this stuff!

well if you look over there you’ll see Hillary Clinton packing up her suitcase and boxes.

The box with the mens shirts is right over there.

McCain chooses items for his White House Man Cave.

After Obama accused McCain of ‘losing his bearings’ ,McCain denied the statement by saying “I didn’t lose my bearings, an employee at a recycling center found them there the other day.”

Yes, Mr. McCain if we removed those held by your wife, these would be all your assets.

Carmen, Toronto Canada

John McCain explains how he is a big fan of recycling and cited; Bush’s policies, Bush’s campaign strategy, and the Bush slogan “Live rich on money earned by your family” as examples of how he recycles.

I know all our money was spent overseas but we have some used stuff that might work for our public schools.

OH, THERES MY WHAM CASSETTE.

I have no idea what he’s talking about. I’m thinking about staying in Iraq.

I am not Bush recycled!!!!!!!

John McCain holds a garage sale to raise money for the Clinton campaign.

Oh ya…Hillary was here and she pick it up a bosnian rifle.

steve ramsey
alberta- canada

Look John this is where the bomb hit last week or wait I forgot we are not at war here in the U.S. the war we are fighting is not even ours! This must be the stuff that the people who are loseing their homes threw out. Judi Smith - Warren, Michigan

USA are ready for change ,let us trash the republican and recycle demcracy again.

steve
high level, alberta

any thing here made in USA.?…
NO
any unlegal worker here?
i tell you later.

any body vote democratic here?

YES ALL OF US WE ARE REAY FOR CHANGE
STEV

Where did you say you wanted these boxes moved to Senator McCain? Was that 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

Oh, yeah, you can get one too - the boxes over there have the Orange helmets.

“You don’t have to tell me about recycling, my friend. Just look at me.”

McCanine is seen planning a rummage sale to offset high fuel consts.

Are you sure these boxes go to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC? We just delivered boxes for Senator Obama to that address. Could we deliver them someplace else for you sir?

“Another effect of foreclosures in the housing market. Look at all this
stuff the banks cleared out of respossessd homes.

Senator? I have no idea what you are referring to when you say it looks like Fibber Mcgee’s closet. Is that from an old TV show? What’s that? It was from BEFORE TV???

…over here we have all the stuff Double-yuh’s not taking back to Texas and since ya’ll are one and the same we thought we would save it for you so you could, you know, reuse it back at the White House and do your part in saving the planet…

I’m not old, I’m just a recycled teenager!

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

“Return it all on a slow boat to china.”

Again, which box did you say Osama, not Obama, was in?

Here we see evidence that Bush is already cleaning out the White House.

You see, we can actually register these knick knacks as Republican voters.

We’ll clean these up real nice for ya Senator. Any President would be proud to display these recycleable treasures in the WHITE HOUSE

Senator, since you are going green, why don’t you name the one you like. We’ll deliver it to White House for free when you are president.

Airport security questions items found in McCain’s luggage.

“Man, this stuff looks familiar, by any chance was my wife here yesterday?”

Oh sure Senator. These will make some mighty fine Christmas Gifts for the members of your cabinet and you may even find something REALLY “SPECIAL” for the little lady………..

Yes Mr. McCain, these are all of the boxes out of your own personal library at the house and are scheduled to ship to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. as soon as you give us the exact move-in date.

And over there, Senator, are the recycled Republican approval ratings, all ready for your use if you win! What’s that? You want new approval ratings and not Bush’s recycled ones? I thought you were a conservative…

…and over here are boxes from the White House. Double-ya wanted you to sort through it; he thought maybe you could reuse something… assuming you’ll still be around come inaguration time.

Good morning Senator! I am a certified tourguide for the White House ,and this is where President Bush stores what he thinks are WMD’s from China.

“Any Wayne Newton on 8-track?”

I don’t see how the economy is in a recession. So many people are getting rid of their old furniture and utensils to buy new ones.

“Now, in that box over there is where you will find all of the dirt or Senator Clinton, but unfortunately we have yet to find anything on Obama.”

no, president bush isn’t here yet, but we’ve got a spot for him over there.

Yes, Senator, with this stuff you could really make the White House YOURS.

Came in a “Dubya” goes out as McCain. Ain’t recycling grand!

“We will be victorious in Iraq and Osama bin Laden will be captured, but this pile of surplus Pentagon furniture will be sitting here in 2013.”

The business of going green is to turn your garbage into different useful items: We can transform grandma’s lamp to a combat-airjet. Yah! We had to pollute the planet and suffocate it first before we got this brilliant idea. It is a multibillion dollar business!

Oh great, we can have a yard sale to raise money for my campaign… Spencer in Conway, Arkansas……….

Are their any recycled campaign slogans in here that I could use for my campaign?

Yes, Mr. President it is the year 2013 and that’s what’s left of our country

Carmen, Toronto. Canada

“… yes, yes, yes Mr. Wolfenbarger - that’s all very good to know, but would you PLEASE just tell me how many trees this will save - i have a speach in 10 minutes!”

Obama said CHANGE and we didn’t know what he meant so we just kept things in the boxes until he tells us what he meant.

So, all this is being recycled because people couldn’t put this stuff together properly because the directions were in Swedish. I guess I’ll have to cancel that IKEA order.

Lost your lapel pin ? Yeah we got one in that box right over there!

HAving lost his bearings, John McCalin seeks to replace them.

Jenny Rome ga.

These? These are all office products, Senator… fax machines, computers, laser printers… you know, stuff someone your age would have no CLUE how to use…

just another day dumpster diving with McCain

Mr i think you lost 1 of your bearing there.

Ok Mr. McCain, I heard that you wanted to have a yard sale to pay down the national debt. Well, in this box we have…..

Oh great! Now we can have a yard sale to raise money for my campaign………………..

There’s a paper shredder in that box over there, so you can finish shredding the Bush/Chaney White House papers…….

This is a compilation of all the wonderful things you can get with the $27 we’ll get from your tax holiday!

“Hey John, there it is! That’s where you left your career in 2000.”

“One day, son, this junk heap will all be yours.”

This is a compilation of all the wonderful things you can get with the $27 we’ll get from your tax holiday!

“I may not know much about economics, but I thought we were still on the gold standard.”

You know the rules, McCain; if you win in November, you gotta help Bush move all his stuff out.

These are all the recalled toys , pet food and toothpaste from last Christmas. Over there are the empty boxes waiting for this years recalls.

This place is disgusting. Delivering pizza is way better.

I must”ve made a wrong turn somewhere, I told you I should’ve gotten OnStar, but since we’re here, lets have a yard sale, I need the money for my campaign…….

I must’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere, I thaught I was headed for the White House……….

So many possibilities………

Here’s all of Bush’s old toys, he said you could have ‘em if ya win!

Obama’ s team brought in all of this. I have room for your one box over there!

Looking for an environmental plan, Mr. Senator??

Jake, Philadelphia

Officially becoming the Republican Nominee, John McCain is shown the secret hiding place of ” missing” Al Gore votes.

Hey I remember those computers, you know the one with the green screen and the little cards you slide through. Wow that was a while ago, I think I was around 60…

Few people realize that “campaign donations” from most red states are used appliances.

Those yellow items generally do pretty well at garage sales!

well, I guess I could empty that box if your so keen on reliving your POW days.

China sent these with a picture of the child that made them. They said if you could just see the children, it might humanize what they are doing.

I don’t need no stinking hard-hat

The goggles!!! They do nothing

During your 100 year war we will run out of ammunition, but with all the lead in these toys from China, we should be able to sustain ourselves a bit longer.

And right over here Senator is where we keep the false promises.

Steve
Los Angeles

Yes sir, it’s right over there. Speaking of waste, huh? Heh heh… Those complimentary fiber muffins from breakfast are catching up to me too.

Hollis
San Francisco, CA

Jump in that box over there, an we will recycle and ship you out tommarrow.

The resourceful John McCain finds an inexpensive gifts for his financial backers

Mr. McCain, I know you wanted to be the construction worker, but I think I see an indian chief headdress in that box over there.

-as the two prepare for their YMCA review. McCain hoping to relate to the “Young Men”

Without having Obama like funds, the resourceful John McCain finds inexpensive gifts for his financial backers

YOU BREAK IT !……YOU BOUGHT IT !

At the end of this tour you promise not to recycle me? I promised the wife we’d go to Denny’s.

And if you believe that, I’ll sell you this…………….

after 100 years war ,we will use this again

McCain and his Goodwill ambassador pick out a few boxes of items to send to Iran.

I’m not buying it man, this is not the White House………

You mean I have to do that, I thaught the president job was somewhere else………..O.K. I’ll get busy now, thaught I was supposed to be giving the orders……………

Maybe we need newspapers back in whole boxes and put in the recycle to save our money!
Megan D.
Shoreline, WA

Let me get this straight. You want ALL this shredded into confetti for the Republicans Party Convention?

You need a lamp shade? We got it. Plastic cooler, coffee makers, take your pick. Just pick out what you need, before it goes in the machine.

Have you seen my teeth anywhere?

They should be in one of those boxes over there.

Yea Senator, it’s the box way over there, the one marked ballots from Florida & Michigan.

John McCain sporting his I can see into the future 4 years from now goggles.

“I’ve got it !…We’ll back the social security trust fund with junk bonds.”

George Bush have made so much mess that I do not know which mess to clean up first. What am I going to do with the Democrats in my grill?

John McCain holds on tight while he fights the urge to fall asleep during this presidential eWaste tour.
Decatur, GA

And remember now, Don’t mention that your a Republican, and you should make a lot of money off this yard sale…….

“This comes from all the houses that we foreclosed. Forget the mortgages; we can make millions on what they have left behind. Four more years and we can make a killing on this stuff!”-

Mcthinking: “If I pretend really, really hard to be interested in all this junk maybe they’ll give me one of those neat orange hats.”

There you go……inside those boxes we have the new Florida ballots!!! Keep them confidential!!

“I support a strong Flea-Market economy.”

Wow,
so that’s what happens if I don’t do anything about forclosures, it could happen to me?

If you want to live in the White House, first you’ve got to get rid of all of these toys that George W. has accumulated over the past 8 years.

So they put the plastic in paper boxes to be recycled. Than do they put the paper boxes in plastic containers to be recycled?? When does it all end??

My friends, I have toured that damage and I can faithfully say recycling is the number one threat to our nation, and we will take on the insurgent recyclables for one hundred years!!!!!

Well, Senator, a recycling center is a like a tornado…but in reverse.

“Bush will need a bigger presidential library.”

My friends, I have toured that damage and I can faithfully say recycling is the number one threat to our nation, and we will take on the insurgent recyclables for one hundred years!!!!!

These are all returned items which were purchased with the Stimulus checks . . . Shall we call George?

People can re-cycle stuff?? I had no idea….wow, there are so many things I have to learn…who knew….

That’s Pandora’s box, right over there.

McCain— Hey, if I get into on of these boxes, do you think I could jump out and claim to be President Bus