Delivery for Charles Keating.

Hey, Hillary! Whaddaya want on your Tombstone?

Pizza is what the young people are eating these days, right?

‘I hope they don’t find out i ate the pizza.’
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Can you deliver these pizzas the the soldiers in Iraq every Friday for the next 100 years?

Jenny Rome GA

The pizza boy, he delivers.

Want a little cheese pizza to go with your wine, Hillary?

John McCain.. He Delivers.

Jenny Rome Ga

Hillary was in the kitchen all night. Can you give this to Barrack?

John provides the pizza and Cindy provides the beer.

CITIZEN McKANE

I have nothing else to do while these democrats duke it out… so let’s party!

McCain displays that he can still make it in 30 minutes or less.

“Maybe the Joker-like evil smile will draw attention away from my ugly tie and the maimed body of the pizza delivery boy at my fight”

Holmdel, NJ

John’s more than willing to share a piece of the pie for a stay at the White House.

“Four boxes full of Registration for the draft slips, eeny,meeny,miney,moe…”

John: Hey I’m just testing out this back up job just in case my run for the presidency doesn’t pan out.

why tip the pizza boy when u can get free delivery…cut on gas prices.

Just in case November 4th does not work out!

“I have the pizzas, you got the escorts?”

“Here’s the pizza, Cindy has the beer.”

Mcain enjoys his time watching the dems divide up

“Four boxes full of papers I need to disappear, understand me, firemen?”

Each pizza costs $12.00. There are 4 pizzas with 8 slices each, which comes to 32 slices. There are 12 of us eating. Can someone help me out with how much we each have to pay? I’m not to good with this economy stuff.

“I promise to SERVE my country to the utmost of my ability. Here’s a good example.”

Hey I’m John McCain and I’ll be your pizza boy for the day. I even ordered extra anchovies!

Perhaps it will help Americans get some financial relief if we eliminate the sales tax on pizza from Memorial Day through Labor Day?

Now! now Let us sit down together and reason over some pizza there are 4 cartons the extra is for Rev. Wright just in case he shows up, and it has extra hot pepers ! Who;s your Daddy ! lets eat.

These are for my strategy meeting, am I at the right place? Who are these people with the cameras, would they like a slice?

Sen. John McCain, war hero, honest decent man, AND the next President of the United States!!!

Go Jon McCain!!!!

“Cindy tells me, she went from beer to nuts.”

Ah… the four files I need to win the general election…

Obama & Wife
Ayers
Wright
Rezco

Thanks fellas!

I’m hoping these pizzas stay good until November.

Unable to deliver on the ‘oil tax break’, Prebublican presidential candadite, John McCain goes grassroots and delivers free pizza door-to-door for the entire summer.

If every slice equals a vote then I wonder how many more boxes I need to win?

“When the moon hits your aye like a piece-a-pi, that’s a moray.

Free pizza, if you Promise to keep the fire burning between Hillary and Obama.

John McCain reaching out to democratic voters

Maybe by giving out pizza, I’ll earn all of there Nov. votes.

one slice, one vote

McCain thought it would be a nice gesture to deliver a consolation prize to Hillary Clinton for coming in 2nd place in the democratic primary.

Four pizza, $40.

30 pack of beer, $20.

Watching Hillary and Obama, priceless.

I can’t believe it. George Bush’s secrets to how to run the white house secretly hidden in these pizza boxes. Blimey I’m lucky!

” Four government cheese pizzas coming right up.”

Hey boys Cindy will by shortly with the keg

I wonder if Hillary is a big tipper?

How to Pander with pizza - Kool Aid to arrive shortly.

McCain: “I think they say the way to a firefighter’s heart is through his stomach. - Um, I hope I got this right. - Well, let’s see if I can buy some of their love - um, I mean votes - with these here pizza slices. If that doesn’t work, I’m sure Cindy will spring some free beer.”

Presentation is everything. Have you noticed the new pizzaboy attire? They are now required to where suite and tie.

After the tax -free gas holiday idea fell flat, John McCain proposes a tax-free pizza holiday to boost the economy.

McCaines way of honoring Hillary’s true grit

My campaign’s gonna have the domino’s effect on Obama, I’m gonna toss ‘em with the Wright stuff , heat ‘em up with my saucy-ness and ship ‘em right out to the masses, while I overtake the White House.

Ouch! These pizzas are almost as hot as my temper!

” I hope these pizzas dont give me gas, us seniors have to be careful.”

Papa John’s Whitehouse Pizzaria Delivery Boy

I wish our campaign headquarters had picked a different number than 488-8888!

“Maverick” delivers warmed over menu.

Engine Engine 54 let me in your democratic door

It’s a good thing we have sick care instead of health care in this country or I wouldn’t be allowed to eat any pizza.

Hey, I brought leftovers from Jenna’s wedding. One of you guys wanna grab the keg?

Cindy, your tax returns have arrived.

Papa John’s Whithouse Pizzeria Delivery Boy

What’s that smell? Is that anchovies, or is there a Republican near by?

Not to be out grass-rooted by Democratic presidential candadite, Barack Obama, Prebublican presidential candadite, John McCain has taken up delivering pizza door-to-door.

“Senator John “Maverick” McCain: I don’t like you because you’re dangerous……..Iceman out.”

McCain attempts to lock in the Italian-American vote in New York today

And then the spoiled American fortunate son picked up the pizza boxes and cried out to the masses of poor American children living beneath the poverty line, “Let them eat pie.”

Hey, guys, the grease on these pizzas should help you slide down the poles. (Hmm…maybe I should give some to these to Obama.)

Here he comes “bearing” pizzas.

ahhh… My shipment of bearings!

(grand)PAPA JOHN(s) He delivers.

Jenny Rome GA

knock knock.
Who’s there?
John.
John Who?
McCain.
We McCan’t let a republican in.

Grin and bear it…..grin and bear it (says to self)
Whatever it takes to win the election….wow I sound like Hillary……

Uh-oh. Let me think about this. If I eat pizza and watch football with someone, does that mean I need to endorse them or else face being called “Judas”?

As promised I’ll only carry 4.

John McCain tries not to “lose his bearings” on this pizza delivery mission, or else he will end up looking quite cheesy.

Didn’t you know I know a lot about meals on wheels?

I’ll show Hillary; delivering pizza shows I’m closer to the commoners than drinking a shot of Crown Royal!

I hope Cindy is correct about this orange tie making me look like i am “blazing”….

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
John.
John Who?
McCain.
We McCain’t let a republican in.

Whew!!! Appeasing those bitter, gun-loving blue collar guys is a lot harder than I thought!

MCCAIN AND ABLE….Campaign slogan or fratricidal confession?

Wait until they find out my running mate is POPEYE!

McCain hopes tips from his new pizza delivery job will infuse his campaign with much needed cash.

McCain discovers the key to winning the young voters.

If you want more of the same “Vote McCain”

You don’t need public funds when you have a second job.

Hillary chugs alcohol in pubs to show she is not elite, Barrack dances on Ellen to show that he is cool, and I deliver pizza to show I am both not elite and cool!

I supply the pizza and my wife supplies the beer!

A second job, I knew their was a solution to the mortgage crisis!

Now we know what happened to CNN’s virtual pizza pie chart!

When I was your age, there was no such thing as pizza. We used to have to walk 40 miles in the snow just to get bread and milk.

Hey guys, veggie pizza’s. I promosed you no “pork”!

Four boxes of pizza for an entire firehouse is like trying to stimulate the economy with six hundred dollars for an entire family but as long as we do it with a smile the masses buy it

2010′…Here soldiers. This is all we have left in the budjet for the war.

I brought pizza..don’t care much for cornbread and pigs feet.

Get “ANGER MANAGEMENT FOR DUMMIES” now !

can i pick these pizzas as my running mate since i aint crazy about my other choices

It’s a good thing they wrote ” This Side Up On The Boxes ”
Or the Pizza would be stuck to the lids. And now I can get a job after I lose the White House

now required to wear (”WEAR” suite and tie.

You should always have something to fall back on just incase your plans don’t work out.

Here is John Mcain, in the new movie, The Lunch Club. John plays a seventy something man who falls in love with a thirty nine year old woman, played by Molly Ringwald.

Who do you want to answer the phone at 3am when you want pizza?

Hmmm… Four pizzas won’t be enough for a whole a firehouse. But my back is bad and my acid reflux is worse. It sucks being the oldest candidate.

Yes, this is the new viagra pizza. You can eat a whole pizza, but you can’t keep it down.

They didn’t have thin crust fellas, so I got PAN-dering pizza instead.

when the gas prices hits your eye like a big pizza pie
that s a more republican rule

when the war in iraq shines like youve had too much wine
that s a more republican rule

….. can one of you [blue collar] boys grab the keg from the car ??!?

MCCAIN WILL STAY AWAY FROM THE BURNING- BUSH ! ….My name is Pastor Hagee. And I approve this message.

John McCain, he’s not just for breakfast anymore

He may not have a grip on the economy, but he has a good grip on those pizzas.

“Pastor Hagee says: Feed My Flock.”

I could win voters over n Michigan by passing out free pizza if Howard Dean hadn’t kicked them all in the teeth. Curse you, Howard Dean. Curse you!

GEEEEEEEZ, J. it’s “suit not suite to “WEAR” not where

this aught to get me votes for there is nothing more american than pizza and no one more patriotic than fire fighters

well other than being a war hero of course
did i mention that i am a war hero?

Here’s an old trick I learned when I worked for Teddy Roosevelt’s campaign… If you bring them free food, they are happy to eat and let you do all the talking.

Bud Curtis
Miami, OK
U.S.A

“Hey boys, you get your choice! I’ve the Obama Basil, the Hillary Hillybilly and two of mine, Cindy’s Special Brew and Papa John’s. Our two are on top.”

Boy, I sure hope that pizza delivery guy was able to out run those angry frat brothers!

to prove how christian he is john mccain turns four boxes of pizza into hundresd to feed an entire firefighter house and for his next trick he will turn water into wine and then oil into money (for the oil companies that is)

“Here you go guys. Just don’t ask what we paid for ‘em. Cindy won’t tell”

No one says I am to old but this is the only part time job I could get and I think I got this job because they feel my security detail will not allow me to be robbed when making deliveries.

Four large all meat pies without PORK!

john mccain attempts to prove that at least pizza is cheesier than he is but winds up proving that he is the master of the cheesy photo op! good job!

“…..A call at 3:00am…First thing I think of…..Well…. Depends.”

If this election falls through, at least he can get a job with Canadian frozen pizza manufacturer, McCain.

to help alleviate the cost of gasoline for the firefighter trucks
john mccain provides and alternative energy source

PIZZA!

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, J! It’s R, R, Republican. NOT Pebublican!! Dang, get with it, gal!

Remember when gas was only $3.50 a gallon and they would actually DELIVER pizza…that was awesome

Striving to make the world a better place! Mr. President Doughboy.

War: Family Owned and Operated Since 1907

with the rising price of gasoline
to help alleviate the cost to run the firefighter trucks
john mccain proves an alternative energy source

and proposes italians pay our pizza tax!

I’m providing the pizza but I don’t want hear about it if you need an antacid.

Free delivery with every 100 years of war!

Everyone needs a fall back job.

High Level, Ab, Canada

PLAN B JUST INCASE I LOSE..

STEVE
HIGH LEVEL, ALBERTA

“Cindy made me promise,,,next time I give someone a Pizza my mind, I better be delivering Pizza”.

Bud Curtis
Miami, OK
U.S.A.

with the rising price of gasoline
to help alleviate the cost of gas for firetrucks
john mccain provides an alternate energy source

PIZZA!

and he proposes that italians pay our pizza tax to help the ordinary citizens with the rising price of food due to the rising price of gas!

but what can he do about the rising amount of hot air from our politicians?

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A GOOD MCCAIN PIZZA

STEVE RAMSEY
HIGH LEVEL, ALBERTA

If you feed them, they will come

I’m so glad they could print “Vote for McCain” on the top of these pizza boxes.

Because of prenupts, “Maverick” works for change.

to counter the clinton slogan of buy one get two
mccain delivers four pizzas for the price of one
and guarantees us one hundred years of war
priceless

Any one order another 4 years of empty promises?!

I finally found a way to get some news coverage. Thanks Beat 360°!

“Cindy also sent passes for Busch Gardens…..Noooo….It”s not a cemetery.”

Oooooooooooooookay!! I need a vacation. It’s “CANDIDATE” not…. whatever it is i wrote. But you all know that already. Calgon, PLEASE take me away. TGIF!!

We don’t have to BUY any pizza. Luckily Hillary had surplus pizza. She
bought more than she will ever need.

JOHN PROVES THAT HE CAN AT LEAST
DELIVER SOMETHING WITHOUT JOE
LIEBERMAN’S ASSISTANCE.

This is one Hillary didnt think of….

The way to a white mans vote is through his stomach.

The LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA…leaning to the right!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

“Remember me on Columbus Day !”

McCain’s first step after hearing from several ex-wives of firefighters that they are easily influenced by cheap food & young women!

“$18 per large pizza. Let’s see…$339,000 divided by $18…hey, y’all want breadsticks?”

Cindy’s right behind me with the beer truck!

Special delivery: Big John’s Hot Fire Pizza…I was told firemen are big tippers….

paid for by John McCain 2008″

The Comeback Kid delivers Comeback Pizza (’cause I forgot to take my Prilosec)

“4 pies gets you 4 more years of Bush”

Straight talk express…30minutes or less

“Hey guys I saved you some money, I picked these up with my senior discount!”

No, my campaign didn’t pay for the pizza. We found some untouched fund called NCLB or something like that.

Oh, my back! I shouldn’t have gotten extra cheese.

Oh… You said pie charts. I knew that, I was just testing you guys.

John McCain’s new health care plan.

Hey fellas, I brought some pizzas, anyone want to fight me for them?

Goverment Chesse, hot and smilely.

San Digo, CA

Since I’ve been in office, income has gone down, healthcare has gone up, education funding has gone down, foreclosures have gone up, and gas prices have gone up. I feel really bad about that so I brought you some pizza.

Hey, I know you guys can’t afford to put fuel in your trucks but look at the bright side… I brought pizza!

How Do Conservatives spell Relief?…..R..O..L..A..I..D..S…!

Let Hillary have that gas tax holiday… I’ve got pizzas!

It’s the beer in the dough that makes the McCain crust crunchy on the outside and fluffy on the inside.

Here is what I can buy with the gas holiday savings
Arugola topping for Barrack
Anchovies for Hillary
Cheese for Cindy
Prune for me

Carmen, Toronto, Canada

McCain gloats: that’s what I call a stimulus plan!

Exit strategy? Hell no! I’ll just throw the pizza and run.

Hi guys, the pizza and beer are here… Anybody got a Globe magazine to read and catch up on all the day’s news…

Hey guys, Here’s your pies.

And They Are

Finger - Re - Pub - Lickin Good !!!

Hey, can you guys tell me where the Governor’s hotel is?

Hey Guys-Look how many pizza’s you can buy with the Economic Stimulus check !

I hope they like their pizza like I do. Sprinkled with Metamucil on top.

Ow, my back. Man getting old sucks.

Heck, there’s no nuts in these chipmunk cheeks, just pizza.

If you think this pizza will give you heartburn, just think what Hillary’s giving the Democrats!

Times are tough for everyone - even I need a part-time job.

Beware Trojan pizza boxes!

McCain delivers McPizza to the McMasses.

I hope they like this pizza even though its the same unappetizing Pizza we’ve been giving them the last 8 years.

In case he fails to become president, Senator McCain has lined up a solid back up job as a pizza delivery guy.

McCain buddying up to the blue shirts & red shirts around the nation!

And all this time I thought “Chicago Deep Dish” meant all the dirt we were getting on Barak!

Did JOhn McCain vote for Bush in 2004? What happend to your right ot privacy in the voting booth? I am not voting for McCain and did not vote for Bush (ever). But I support the right for McCain to keep his vote private. Anyway, who really cares? The era of of old party politics is dying a slow, painful and welcome death.

I’ll make sure I keep boxes of extra berrings with me all the time. since Barack Obama thinks I have lost some of them.

McCain shows that he WILL deliver.

Had to get a second job, just to make ends meet..

A cheesy attempt to win a few votes!

I hope this gets me a ride on the firetruck.

Cindy made them herself. Check out her recipe on our website.

While the dems are out on a fundraising trail, I ordered a pizza to share with Senator Obama, He has more experience with pizza than he does in politics look at his record, At least I have what I ordered, a slice of heaven when Obama gets the nomination

Paying off the deficit may be easier than I thought…

Boy, I sure hope the tip covers the amount of gas it took me to get here.

A few pizzas for the men & women who duck REAL fire!

one, two three, four, its too bad the economy isn’t fixed as easy, JUST SMILE everyone will remain fooled

Dominoes ain’t got nothing on Me!

For those of you who doubted my conservative values, you can see it’s compassionate, just like George W. Bush’s.

After spending a few hours at the fire services training academy, Sen. McCain had a whole new appreciation of the term “pizza oven.”

With todays gas prices, I can’t afford my second job.

These are authentic Italian pizzas. They were flown in on my wife’s jet.

At least it was made in America..

Could someone taste these pizzas from the Obama campaign?

“Sorry it took more than thirty mintues, Boys…I lost my bearings on the way here.”

Do I getta have a ride in the fire engine truck! And can I do the siren too!

Don, WA

Using 4 pizzas as an aid, John McCain demonstrates what a typical family could buy with a summer’s worth of gas tax savings.

Cardboard boxes: $4.00
Four pizza supremes (after coupons): $40.00
Delivery by Presidential candidate & the Secret Service: Priceless.

Best dressed NYC pizza delivery guy!

“O.K. guys, before I give you these pizzas you have to promise me that you’ll give me your vote in November. Just kidding, vote for Obama.”

Yeah, I know you guys would rather have a hefty steak, but these are easier to carry for the photo op!

“I have 4 boxes. 3 contain NY Pizza. 1 contains Cyndi’s personal income tax returns and our prenuptial agreement. Guesses start at $1M. Who’s first?”

I got some steaks for the dalmations too!

Don, WA

McCain figures firefighters won’t notice that he dropped the pizzas.

Cindy’s tax returns will be used in today’s fire training.

Would you like extra cheese or salami? I want to appeal to as many conservatives as possible…….

There are more where these came from, folks. Fifty-seven pizzas total; one to represent for every state in our beloved nation, while laughing and making fun of Obama’s gaff today.

Firefighters don’t question McCain about national issues while their mouths are full.

What pizza? This is just Crazy Bread.

OK- I bought the pizza. Can I blow the horn now??

Your kidding right? You said bring pie.

I brought the pizza. Now who’s gonna chew it up for me?

No blue collars here! Just blue & red (tee)shirts!

YES I CAN . . . deliver pizza in my next job after I loose the General Election for the Republicans in November and my flip-flopping cost me my Arizona Senate seat.

We appreciate the gesture Senator, but we Super-Delegates only vote in the Democratic Convention.

John McCain resists pressure to give up his day job.

So, a US Senator delivers pizza to a Company of Firemen.
Isn’t this the most cliche scenario in porn?

Peddling influence!

Maybe this pizza will ease the pain of the tax increase i will try to hit you guys with if i am president.

Aware that not all firefighters are carnivorous, McCain threw in a veggie only pizza.

Whew! Heavy pizzas! I think I’d better just sit down & rest for awhile….

GENTLEMEN, NO NEED TO FIGHT ALL THESE PIZZAS ARE JUST ALIKE. KIND A LIKE ME AND MY PAL GEORGE.

Aware that most firefighters don’t earn enough to vote Republican, McCain sets the strategic bait….

Maybe this pizza will ease the pain of the tax increase i will try to hit you guys with if i am president.

Khemare Carson CA

Ironically, McCain finds his missing flag lapel pin in a slice of Chicago Style Hawaiian.

Lol…..Its the least I can do Fellas!

Knowing that the rising cost of pizza & delivery has taken it out of most firehouses’ food budgets, McCain helps one such struggling firehouse.

Service with a smile!

“I got these for 23 cents each at Papa John’s and Obama said saving 30 cents a day from the gas tax holiday wouldn’t be enough make a difference.”

And to wash it down, I’ve brought nothing but Surge Soda.

McCain discovers his true calling.

Sorry guys, but my finances are not doing too well now so I got a few pizzas instead of Mcdonalds.

Tyrone, Schenectady , NY

My Barter Trade policy Pizza For The Fireman Pole

Hey the Pizza is on Cindy, I was gonna pay half but she wont tell me how much they were.

I’ve got four pizzas here. That should buy about 16 votes.

McCain’s hope for a NYC horse & carriage delivery went up in smoke.

229 Lamest Jokes of the 2008 Election.
Now available in paperback and Spanish.

those pizza is for the losser of the democratic party

The word spread rapidly to the outskirt stations & hundreds of NYC firefighters were soon awaiting free pizzas.

Just another Kodak moment during the Presidential campaign.

“IT’S MCCAIN & MABLE, NOT, ADAM & STEVE !….My name is Pastor Hagee. And I demand this message.”

Tim Judge, Beverly Hills, CA

“Let’s see, four pizzas, six slices per, that’s $1.00 per slice…Where was I?”

“Wanting to do his part, Sen. McCain helps feed the Texas sink hole.”

Hey guys! I just figured out how to appeal to both moderates and conservatives… everyone likes pizza, right?! How many more boxes are we going to need?

McCain looks so comfortable delivering pizza’s. He should do it full time!