Yukland

Is this the way to the Democratic National Convention?

Hillary abandons the idea of a gas tax holiday and sends Bill to demonstrate how the Clinton campaign will cut back on gas by forgoing the bus and plane and instead riding scooters from state to state campaingning for the next month or until someone quits.

Jenny Rome GA

The things we are using to beat the gas prices.

Democrats introduce new energy conservation plan.

Send In THe Clones

Jenna's getting married and this is the only way Dubya could afford to get there...gas cost too much.

Wendy
Atlanta, GA

Leaving Washington to spend more time with his family.

The new Clinton campaign slogan: "You may not like me, but everyone loves a clown, just ask my husband."

Hillary Clinton dressed as Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.

Vote Bozo: "Leader of the PAC"

You might laugh at my umbrella but you should have seen the size of the cocktail it came in

Hey Rush, I see you are back on the happy pills.

Caption: Lobbyist from Shell oil hits the campaign trail to raise support for the Clinton gas tax holiday.

Why won't a cannibal eat a clown? They taste funny.

I traded in my gas guzzling SUV for this. Gas prices are nothing to clown around about!

Motor Scooter Libby

Gee, I thought Bill Clinton was keeping a LOW profile...

Heading to clown town. Wanna come along?

This is what everyone looks like if they're not riding a Harley-Davidson.

"Using the amount of gas saved from the summertime gas tax break, the clown was all smiles ....until the gas ran out of the bike he was riding."

Can I join the circus that Obama and Rev. Wright are involved in ?

In an attempt to gain the voter's "good humor", Hillary hired a little show for people going to the polls.

Hillary, i am still running for dem nomination

Hey Indiana! Enjoy the circus parade, it all ends Wed.

This is a solar powered scooter, my umbrella takes the sun's rays and transfers them to the engine and horn.

Finally, a candidate we can belieive in.

The leading Vice Presidential Candidate for all parties!

Another 10-million-dollar earmark project: clowning around in washington.

"Casual Day" in Washington.

Oh, how to have fun on the Campaign Trail! Everyone is smiling here!

500 Mile per gallon, 0 to 60 in twenty minutes, carries 1 person or fifty clowns

Let's not be naive, you've gotta pull out all the stops, on the Campaign Trail!

Going green takes a new look.

Barnum and Bailey superdelegate.

The stuff of Anderson's nightmares. He's running for the Green Party.

PUNDIT- CLASS CLOWN

Carrie's new boyfriend in the new Sex and the City Movie: Carrie Goes Bonkers.

It's silly season in New Zealand, Hillary leads the way!

Hydrogen cell technology, don't ask about emissions.

Grand Marshall Mimi Bobeck
leads the Fashion Parade in Cleveland.
Cleveland Rocks!

The pizza guy gets creepier and creepier every year.

Fonzie: The E! True Hollywood Story. So sad.

Michelle Obama celebrates her new found pride in America!

The Clown Pride Parade, honk if your happy.

Rev. Wright arrives to give another press interview.

or

Hillary paints an elaborate picture of the time she was under "clown" attack.

But is he wearing a lapel flag pin?

So what does your dad do?

Ummm....he uh, rides a mini motorcyle in a star suit, while wielding a paper umbrella in clown makeup–SOOO, how 'bout them Yankees huh?

The Second Coming of Richard Nixon.

He wore a not so itsy-titsy-weeny multi-polkadot bikini
Carmen, Toronto Canada

Friedman was right, we're gonna have to deal with China.

Despite Senator Obama's claim that it was just one birthday party, the Democratic candidate finds himself defending his past associations once again.

Don't be a clown, wear a helmet!

Possibly the best argument for nuclear weapons...

Another 100 years !!!!!

"If you can't beat the Republicans, laugh at them!"

Dressing well is the best revenge.

All the Presidential candidates look alike.

Hi voters, Obama sent me to take your minds off the Rev Wright issue.

Hillary sends in Bill to get the clown vote. He ought to do well.

Gas tax holiday? The jokes on you!

The Hillary/Obama circus finally hits Indiana and N.C tomorrow searching for your votes and they are not clowning around!

You Tube...You Boob!

Meet Hillary 's Secret Service ..."Homey Da Clown"

-Columbia, SC

Charlie Chaplin said it best: “I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.”

Clinton's summer gas relief program

Michael Moore rides a hybrid motorbike to hype his newest documentary movie, "Scooter and Me"

The newest presidential candidate's motto ..."You can't beat them if you don't join them".

My name is George W. Bush and I forgot to wear my costume for the parade.

BIG problem, SMALL solution, STILL smiling

Obama's plan to distract from Rev. Wright's comments!

"REDACTO" ......Bush Presidential Librarian.

Harvey, Louisiana

Sen Clinton says she knows how to save money on gas with her plan. She must think that she is dealing with a bunch of clowns. I know how to save money on gas.

Even a media circus needs a clown. Meet Bo-Bo, CNN's newest election correspondant.

Amid the controversy of Reverend Wright, George W. Bush's longtime spiritual adviser comes forward.

This parade draws a public poll towards my clown act under my parasol;
You can hire me in the USA as an undercover parasol agent to protect candidates who are being victimized. My polls show that I outwit the invaders like flies by my gaudy acts. So trust my parasol and welcome to New Zealand!

The most serious protest over high gas prices to date.

Your skin gets spots, your nose gets red, your hair turns blue and you become allergic to the sun. You have just become obliterated.

Obama promises increased funding for clown college.

"Now I can get back to my REAL job" – George W. Bush

Jeremiah Wright on the way to his next performance.

Jenny Rome GA

SUPREME COURT JESTER

Forget about donkeys and elephants, I am the political mascot for a new kind of politics, where Democrats and Republicans work in harmony on all things important to Americans.

Here is my tltle for the clown photo:

"Glen Beck enters the parade peddlin' his Jeremiah-Wright bike".

The argument for change gains traction...

Just leading the way to the Democratic National Convention, isn't it Funny???

First look at Obama's pick for VP

Rev. Wright's found something to do in retirement.

A little more change than we had in mind...

"After Hillary made the democratic nomination circus,
Howard Dean has no choice but to show up at DNC in a Clown Suit."

Maurice S.

South Hill, WA

The Bozo clown way to downtown Disneyland!

When clown money is higher against the Dollar.

You KNOW we're in the midst of a recession when RONALD MCDONALD'S job gets out-sourced to New Zealand....

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Hillary Clinton wants every voter in Indiana and North Carolina to see her true colors. "My friends, I'll let you decide how transparent I am."

President Bush's new job after his term expired.

This is what BOOMERS look like when they ARE driving a HARLEY...

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Pet trick Anderson? Can I borrow your dog? We are on the way to Circus!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

I was really refering to the "Washington clowns" as this current admininstration, but this is a good visual image.

Forget about donkey and elephants, I am the political mascot for a new kind of politics, where Democrats and Republicans work in harmony on all things important to Americans.
Bud Curtis
Miami, OK

Bozo will throw himself under the bus !

Dick Chaney starts his new job after leaving office.

$5 a gallon, $6 a gallon, who cares. Just adjust my Prozac dosage

Despite Hillary's urging Bill reemerges on the trail.

Marcy, Mobile, AL

"Michael Moore leaving the Larry King Show"

Matthew Falkowski
Suffield, CT

Well, he can't do worse than any of the other clowns running for office.

"The Swing Vote" Dem's bring in their 'big guy' who holds 150 delegate votes all buy himself. He will be the last resort and will get to pick the democratic nominee.

What's that? Crusty the clown is endorsing Barack?

GAS TAX HOLIDAY? HA! HA! HRC 's new mode of transportation ( for the rest of us). Oh well at least peddle power helps us all go green.

Anderson Cooper goes undercover in order to infiltrate the clowns at the oil companies.

"SCOOTER" LIBBY IS NOW WORKING UNDER AN UMBRELLA ORGANIZATION.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

jobs available for senior citizens
1. Santa Claus
2. Clown in parades
3. The President of the USA

Bill Clinton, consigned to keeping a low profile, campaigns in rural town's, appealing for the white working class vote.

BREAKING NEWS: Fred Thompson can, indeed, smile when needed.

On his way to the democratic convention, undecided superdelegate Bobo takes a moment to strike a pose on the runway for the paparazzi.~

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

why we find it difficult to take government suggestions for energy savings seriously.

Scooter Libby? Scooter Cheney!

AN AGING CLARABELLE IS NOW "TWO-TIRED".

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Don't laugh buddy! I asked for a motorcycle and got a scooter!

Well! Well! here comes HIllary running for the looney tunes commercial!

Sumo wrestler turned clown shows their support for the Beijing Olympics by sporting the latest in sun umbrellas.

Independent voters erect billboards with the caption: Vote Democrat or Republican and this is how you will travel to work in 2012.

The ethical issues of clowning.

Hillary just heard that Reverand Wright is going on a Speaking tour

Reverend Wright is seen on his way to a speaking event in New Zealand

its sad what McCain supporters have to do to get any media coverage

what this race has done to correspondents

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips!

It aint over til the fat clown sings!

Enough is Enough, Mr Clinton, we know you like to being on the road.

To the people of Aukland New Zealand

Stop clowning around

Enough is Enough, Mr Clinton, we know you like being on the road.

Hillary has devised a unique disguise for Bill to help minimize his recent damage to her campaign. She is hoping no one will recognize him ...no such luck.

How Obama saw Rev. Wright before last week.

We ARE in a recession. I used to be a CEO for a mortgage company.

Just another typical McCain voter.

Fords newest environment friendly vehical.

Hey, Charlie Gibson went back to his first famous job

And, for those who don't believe Hillary's harrowing tale of being trapped in a clown costume & forced to parade in public, video at 10!

The Straight Talk Express runs out of gas (again).

Hillary's new pantsuit designer!

Courting the all important clown vote!

Clown super delegate promises to cast vote for the candidate who can keep his or her balance on this!

Hillary didn't seem at all concerned that her staff make up and wardrobe crew had made her look like a clown!

President Bush sent Dick Cheney out to talk up the recent successes in Iraq.

Hey, Kids! Tell your mommies & daddies to vote for me!

Leaving his therapists' office with what he though was a hand-full of breath mints, Bob felt energized and ready to take on the day.

The new Bush motorcade parade out of office

The new Bush motorcade parade leading him out of office.

"Hillary Welcomes the 51st State" , someone told Hillary that this is the 51st state, a rare mobile state that holds 100 delegates. Now the fun begins

Everything here is made in China

John McCain will try anything to prove he can bring in young voters under the big Republican umbrella.

Is this the way to the Republican convention?

Rush Limbaugh telling Republicans to go to the Democratic Convention in Denver and start rioting...

What people will do to save money on gas

Oregon

Hillary: Stop making it worse by clowning around Bill, the media has already made a clown out of you!

Look its Bill Clinton, grand marshal of the DNC parade!

Sarah

Pensacola FL

Look Mom!

It's the FAT CORPORATE GAS CLOWN.....

AND HE RIDING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!!!

NORTH AMERICAS AUTO INDUSTRIES SOLUTION TO THE

ON-GOING GAS CRISIS...

INTRODUCING:

THE 2009 "100LPG" 100 LAUGHS TO THE GALLON!!!

"ANNOUNCER....

CLOWN NOT INCLUDED....

You look fine dear.........oh, I don't know Bill.......Too much make up??

Rev. Wright on the way to the Press Club to demonstrate how Whites are different from African Americans.

Ladies and gentlemen...CNN's newest political contributor!

Is that a balloon in your pocket or are you just happy to see the end of Primary season on the horizon?

A Republican enjoying the Obama/Clinton fight.
Nicolas from New Orleans

Tiny and his teeny gas guzzler

Rush's big day out!

Lou Dobbs finds new job after 29 days straight of Rev. Wright reruns.

"Part B" of the Clinton gas tax holiday plan!

Oh yeah, that reminds me......." Why can't we find someone like Ronald Reagan to run for President ?"

Chertoff Incognito?

Solar power completely replaces gas & diesel powered engines in the mid-21st century!

" Bueno Cinqo de Haha!"

Hillary' s victory song ( send in the clowns there ott to be clowns no wait they are already here )

Handling the fuel crisis in style!

Anybody seen a gas station? I'm not clowning around. I'm a super delegate........

Meet Ronald McDonald's wacky brother!

#1 rule of campaign strategy: When all else fails, keep your sense of humor!

McCain vs. McDonald

Chinese motor scooter $5,000.00, free parasol......Priceless!

Former member of Clinton administration casting super delegate vote in disguise so that Carville can't call him names!

Big state or small state, clowns are voters, too!

Hey, no clowning around here… This thing runs on lard…

A vote for me is a vote for good humor & good times!

Democratic Party Sends in the Clowns to get a Clear Front Runner

Hey, no clowning around here… This thing runs on corn…

I just do this on weekends for a little extra gas money.

Debate moderator

Today the McCain campaign released a new ad targeting young voters.

New Beat 360 reporter weighs in on the political concerns of the silent minority: parade clowns.

I filled this baby up with my gas tax holiday savings!

Umbrella made in China
Motorbike made in Japan
Petro bottled in Iraq
Clown made in America

Don, WA

Scooter & parasol made in Japan. Horn made in China. Wardrobe made in Mexico. Makeup & wig made in Philippines. Accessories made in India. The All-American clown!

Send in the clowns. Don't bother, the Democratic Primary is still here...

I used to fill this thing up for a few bucks a week... Now just to afford to get to my real job I must work part time doing a song and dance... in funny pants..

President of the most neglected workers' union in the country asks, "What are the candidates going to do for us?"

Look what I got with my stimulus check!

Cheer up! It's only 6 months until the election!

this election year is worse than a three ring circus.

Cheer up! It's only 6 months until the election! California

(Sorry I forgot to add where I live.)

Gas prices wont stop me.

Matthews, NC

What side of the brain do you think I used growing up Rev. Wright?!

Alan M
San Antonio, TX

Not everybody felt welcome at the Democratic Convention as Hillary Clinton made her views known that she was in favor of banning human clowning.

January 2009, George Bush leaves Washington bound for his ranch in Crawford, Texas.

"Ted Kennedy enjoys the weather."

"The President of Clownastanz Comes to Town."

" Don't that pantsuit look good?"

Dick Cheney sporting his "nuc-u-lar" powered scooter on his way to the South Lawn to hear Pope Benedict XVI give an "awesome speech" . . .

Bill's thrilled leading Hill's Gas Tax Holiday Parade!

" Make me a baloon Republican"

Becoming resourceful and carefree regarding the rise of gas prices.

Upon the evaluation of George Bush's qualifications for his career after the White House.......................

Mark R.
Morelia,Michoacan

The things I do to get on CNN....Can Anderson see me now? How about I honk the horn.

Seriously, this isn't even a joke, nothing is scarier then a clown!

"The CIA introduces it's new Intelligence Cycle. "

"Check out my new environmental friendly bike!"

New Jersey

Ronald McDonald's cousin now supports mini burgers

I had to get a second job waiting on my stimulus package and gas tax money

Look's like Newt Gingrich has finally lost his minds folks...

fat guys and scooters....it's all fun and games until your friends see you riding one

Rush Limbaugh going to great lengths to get more votes for Hillary

Is that Donald Rumsfeld or Dick Cheney hiding in there?

I am a huge joke on two little wheels with a parasol on a clown suite.

"Happy Clown Pride Day!"

Howdy Dooddy, ya'll!

the road to the white house is paved by clowns with little engines.

Look Honey! This clown was only £5 per pound at Farmers Santa Market. It says, ORGANIC! when you squeeze it. You think Jr. will like it?

Caution! Your about to enter the clown zone! Fat and Balance news!

Heading into election '08~A three ring circus!

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

Superdelegate Bozo poses briefly for the paparazzi as he heads to the democratic convention.

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

Get more laughs, host talk radio !

Ronald McDonald comes out in support of all three presidential candidates. It appears that he sees it as a three ring circus. . . supersized. . .

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

I have the high gas prices problem solved, now let's do something to lower food prices. I'm wasting away by the hour

McCain and Clinton unveiling the Gas-tax Holiday mascot today.

Dr. Howard Dean, Chairman of the Democratic Party, sets the tone for this year's convention.

A New Zealander's version of a powered-para-glider.

Of course it makes sense . . . isn't this the land of the gooney bird?

I swear. This is last time I'm tell you Uncle Sam.

Stop clowning around and start working on our economy!

Don't make me come out here again.

Politics - the Greatest Show in the World!

Hiliary sends in the clowns before "Obliterate[s]" Iran.

One Superdelegate found the Clinton-Obama decision too difficult to make...

Gas tax holiday,thanks Hillary!

Obama's replacement spiritual advisor...and again, a wee bit left of center.

Hillary demostrates how to save fuel.

Cirque du So-lame

Hillary Clinton, starring in Episode VII – Attack of the Clowns!

I swear. This is last time I’m going to tell you Uncle Sam. *

Stop clowning around and start working on our economy!

Don’t make me come out here again.

Going to a GO GO, Everybody
Going to a GO GO, come on now
Well, there's a brand new man in town
People coming from miles around
If you drop in there you'll see Obama's in town
Going to a GO GO, Everybody
Going to a GO GO, come on now

"It's me Hannity"

Another satisfied Macdonald's Customer...

With gas prices so high, this clown can no longer afford to ride around in his tiny car

Portland, OR

"He's No Boozo: Clown get's the last laugh at gas prices with Sunflower fueled scooter."

"360° Digital producer, David Reisner on Assignment"

Obama's grandmother crawls out from under the bus....

Jeremiah Wright assumes his new witness protection identity

Typical white person.

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. "humanizing" the face of the Teamsters.

Hey, count all my dots correctly and you can ride my scooter.

Meet Billary-the White House Clown

Celeste
Columbia, SC

See what 18 cents have reduced me to? A coke and a smile, wait....I forgot 18 cents won't buy me a Coke in today's world.

The Greatest Show on Earth featuring "Billary the Clown"

Celeste
Columbia, SC

Hillary showing off her new pantsuit!

-Celeste
Columbia, SC

"The Audicity of Hope"

Hey a real clown would ride that bike, with big clown shoes on.

See! I do have other things to wear besides pants suits.

Hillary shows off her ner Campaign "Power suit"!

Karl Rove's replacement finally arrived in D.C.

"I'am a clown and I do what I have to do and he's a politician and he does what he needs to do"

This is the newest commerical for Fords new "clown crown vic" – umbella optional!

Bill is still campaigning for Hillary

Boy, I hope my dad doesn't see this!

You look fine dear......oh i don't know bill....a bit too much make up I think

Vancouver bc

I remember the good old days when i owned a Hummer and me and my 400 closest friends would ride around in it.

"and now ladies and gentlemen...here is Bozo the Clown...and a Super Delegate....he'll figure Florida and Michigan out by the end of the parade...(literally)"

It's obvious this guy won't be elected President - he's not wearing a flag pin

"Grand Marshall of the Pride Parade in Sarasota, Florida"–home of the clown college

In Baghdad this past weekend, mascot auditions for the new amusement park got off to an awful start.

Hillary's joke on us. Who needs Gas tax relief? I get 150 mpg!

So this is how they hide Dick Cheney.

So this is Dick Cheneys undisclosed location>

The repercussions of involvement in politics.

This parisol is wayyy too small!

"Go ahead, friends,....just cross over and vote for Hillary. I've got a crush on her, ya know!!!"

F.E.M.A. celebrates Mardi Gras, three months too late !

First day of work for new US Ambassador to Iraq.

I know it's Cinco de Mayo,but tequila makes me do the strangest things!

Lou Dobbs introduces his new border patol initiative.

Reverend Wright. Is that you?

The real father of Anna Nicole's baby!