Hey kids! Can I get your vote in 2012. You’ll be old enough then..

Oliver Futrell
Lawton, Ok.

Oh no - Mini republicans!!

“What? I don’t have time to babysit, I have a campaign to run!!”

“No, Really, I was once a little girl in Scranton”

“WOW ! What a roller coaster !”

Hillary tries to persuade younger staffers to stay with her campaign by offering them milk and cookies. (Homemade of course)

Jenny Rome Ga

“Stay here and don’t move, or one of my men will take you to Texas!”

No No, Honey , a girl never excuses herself to go to the bathroom in a group of males.
They’ll think you’re a wimp !

Boys and girls have you ever heard the story of Pinnochio? Everytime he lied his nose got bigger. No Susie my nose has been the same size for years.. Now on with the story.

Jenny Rome GA

“….Hey lady ! …..Are you lost?”

“Don’t tell me another long-time supporter and superdelegate has just left for the Obama campaign.”

Wait!! Don’t forget to vote for me. Oh right you cannot vote. Oh well vote for me anyway..

Jenny Rome GA

“…and then I pushed Chelsea to the tarmac to save her from sniper fire! I used my body as a shield to protect her while I started firing my Uzi. I don’t know how many snipers I took out that day, but I survived to become the woman I am today. And that is why, boys and girls, you need to go home and tell your moms and dads to vote for me.”

Charlotte D
Stockton CA

I’m trapped in a room full of people too young to vote! HELP!!!!!!

Hillary doing the Macarena.

Oh dear, i just remembered I left the iron on! Wait a minute, I’m a multi-millonaire, I don’t iron my own clothes.

“Don’t let those men take me away !”

Security was called after complaints that the Senator was scaring some of the children…..

Oh No! A bomb oops my fault sleep deprevation just a child.

Stop….Hammer Time!

HEEEELLLLP!!!!
BOSNIAN SNIPERS!!!

When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I’m buena
they all want me…..or so Hilary would have us believe.

Kristin, Minnesota

…….and Goldilocks was awakened and frightened by the 3 bears and ran out of the house never to return.

“Oh no, my fingernails look aweful!”

“Wait, wait!… I am serious, I have a hat trick coming up.”

WHOA…hold up, stay put my little kiddies…err…superdelegates! I can’t afford to lose another one of y’all!

Cynthia, Ga.

Oh No…and then he said the chickens have come home to roost!

Whoa Whoa Whoa! Your telling me your arn’t super delegates.

Robert Erb
NY,NY

“I can’t believe I talked to Richard Mellon Scaife !”

Surprise, Surprise! Hillary sees her doughter going out with Paris Hilton. Hopefully the media do not cover that.

OH, NO! Who let my flying monkeys loose? Run, RUN for your lives my little pretties.

Samantha Power was right. She really is a monster.

No-

I was just kidding about supporting NAFTA, Penn, and indiana being stupid!!

Alakazam! You have health insurance.

Wait! That’s not what I meant. I was not under sniper fire.

B. Feeney
California

Then the big bad Reverend, HUFFED and PUFFED, and tried to blow Obama down.

You have been hypnotized. Now repeat after me…
Mom & Dad vote for Hillary.

Thank you, I have enough problem with my own kid.

No! No! I won, I won. Please be seated.

Connie
NJ

Sit still, my flying monkeys won’t bother you If you don’t make any sudden movements!

Five… Five Dollar… Five Dollar Foot Long!

As part of a new scientific sleep study we are able to see into one of Hillary Clinton’s nightmares. Look on as she is attacked by a mob of Bill’s illigitimate children!

It’s important to wash your hands often, so you don’t catch “Cooties”

Listen children, did you ever hear about the race between the turtle and the hare?

Oh my God the bosnian sniper.. dont kill me please , i will not lie again

steve ramsey
BOSNIA

I come in peace

Watch out, kids– It’s Hillary of the Living Dead!!

“I may not be Hannah Montana, but I am The Best Of Both Worlds.”

Just think in ten more years you’ll be able to vote!

Hillary reacts to more “sniper fire”.

dont be afraid kids….i am from planet mars and would not tell a lie…

steve ramsey

bosnia

” Stop, are you old enough to vote yet?”

ok kids we can not take your votes until age 16..but we will lie and say you are 18…
saad ismail
alberta- canada

Please don’t leave my camp for the Obama camp. I have had enough of that from the superdeligates. What about a cabinet position……

What did the pencil say to Obama?…”So, what’s your POINT!”…not funny? Ok ok.

kids let me tell you astory of a kid who kept on lying until his nose was thiiis long……
steve ramsey
alberta- canada

ok now kids who want to listen to my bosnia story ??
saad ismail
alberta- canada

From under the stage, Michelle Obama gooses Hillary Clinton

Sooooo ……Mrs. Clinton, would that make Chelsea our step sister or half sister?

Hillary just does not have the knack to read to children like Laura Bush.

Today?

When?

What!!!?

How did your class find out I lost another Super Delegate?

Conceding the ‘08 nomination, Hillary woos voters for a bid in 2016.

“…Please,…Don’t leave. Miley will be out in a minute, she’s still getting dressed.”

Caption:

“Outta the way, folks; the bus didn’t have a restroom!!!!”

Hillary addresses young people who will hopefully be old enought to vote for in 2212.

Kids of America….

I promise to cut the Candy Tax…

And raise your allowance by 5%

Get down, everyone! There’s more sniper fire!

Look,

I know this might be stretching it a little…

But I really need to get the youth vote…

So are you with me?

Ice Cream for Everyone!!!!

Kids… There’s a hall full of Super Delegates

REAL LOUD!!!

On three…

1-2-3

HILLARY CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT!

“So I pushed those bad snipers away like this……”

LITTLE GIRL….

I’M SHOCKED….

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!!

Oh my Gosh!! Be quiet, snippers shots are being shot.

Hillary adresses young people who will hopefully be old enough to vote for her in 2012,

” I see eight fingers and two thumbs would you like to explain that, or denounce it ?”

No wait!! I promise, I won’t attack Uncle Barack anymore!!!

Karen
Florida

Oh no , my nightmare is coming true , they all look like Bill !!!

Hillary’s reponse when asked if she was the new DC Madam

Oh no!! Am I the only one who hears the hail of bullets?

Karen

No, I’m sorry…1+1+1+1 does not equal 4 because the second 1 was from a caucus state.

Hey kids, Don’t worry. I’ll be running for President again when you’re 18!

Hillary reaches out to the children of SUPER-DELEGATES and urges them to “tell mommy and daddy to be patient!”

Wait, don’t get up! I’m just getting to the part where they opened fire on me.

Calm down kids, I am going to lower the taxes on Ice Cream too!!

No wait!! Just stay seated… I hear sniper fire!

Renee
Florida

I KNOW YOU WERE EXPECTING HILLARY DUFF BUT………

CAMERON COX
WINIPEG, CANADA

Whoa! Help! A primary youth attack!

I’m sorry!, I’m sorry! I know you were expecting the truth!

“Have any of you ever been white water rafting?

Oh no you’re not, I am tomorrow’s leader!

S. Hoagland
Bolivar, Ohio

Please, stay seated, I hear sniper fire!

“Put out your hands just like this and let me feel if your fingers are fat enough yet . . .”

Midland, PA

“So this is what the young voters look like.”

Yikes! The last President who was in a room with kids
was told America is being attacked. Get me outta here!

OH NO, OH NO! Please don’t tell me that Senator Obama won!

“Don’t tell me another long-time supporter and superdelegate has left for the Obama campaign!”

Oh my God, It’s America’s future!…Get out of the way, I’m running for president!

Whoa, I’m getting a flashback. If you guys are Munchkins, I need to be on the lookout for falling houses!

Louie Alvarez
Tucson, AZ

“Don’t tell me another long-time supporter and superdelegate has left for the Obama campaign!”

“So this is what the young voters look like.”

Now remember boys and girls, it’s not whether you win or lose; it’s how you play the game!

Oh no! The children that got left behind!

Once upon a time there was a scary opportunist named Jeremiah Wright

And then the big, bad, Obama huffed, and he puffed, but he couldn’t blow my house down.

Are any of you Super-Delegates? Please raise your hands!

Please, please stay in your seats……………Bill is not coming!

“I’ve gotta switch to decaf !”

Hold on kids, no need to panic. There is no real sniper fire. It was just a story .
Carmen, Toronto Canada

Sorry kids! No answer to what Mickey Kantor said.

In coming fire! DUCK !!!

Sing along with me kids…….Do you all know the words to “Hail To The Chief.”?

Today, Senator Clinton tells a 4th grade class the story of Goldilocks.

Hey kids, I pledge to have your parents increase your allowance during summer vacation, if you say to your parents …”Vote for Hillary “…every day!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Okay, I promise…..no more homework, shorter school days, a pizza on every table and NO MORE “CHILD LEFT BEHIND”! Now go tell the village!

Hey, I said if you can’t vote, sit down!

And the evil monsters Obama and the media cast magic spells and tried to snatch the Democratic nomination throne away from the fair maiden Hillary but even they weren’t strong enough to defeat her super powers…

Agent Sparrow(Brown tie): Agent eagle! You must move now!!! That Kid has got a gun!!! Do you copy??

Agent Eagle(Yellow tie): Naaah, let her get the bullet and lets get this democratic race over with!

Hillary sings, “And the wheels on the campaign bus go round and round.”

Whoa! I thought they said a group of independents, not dependents.

No Child left behind…that was the Republicans, I PROMISE to leave you behind!

BARRACK OBAMA SAT ON A WALL,
BARRACK OBAMA HAD A GREAT FALL…..

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

“Wait a minute children, me and O’reily do not have something going on.”

“No, No, No Kids, back off, be nice. I am NOT your substitute teacher.

“Calm down kids. I’m just a fill-in until Sen. Obama gets here”

“Remember Kids tell your Mommie and Daddy to vote for me this many times.”

STAY BACK! Don’t make me abliterate you.

Wait, wait, there’s more!!

There’s been billons spent for democracy in Iraq but the Democratic Party won’t count votes in Michigan and Florida because the voting happened on a different day than they designated. And to boot, get this, now they want someone to drop out of the race because they’re tired of this voting stuff dragging on so long!!!

” . . . then, out of nowhere — BOOM — I’m taking mortar rounds. And this was at the Philadelphia airport!”

No, running for president does not mean one actually “Runs” It means to campaign for.

Whoa, I shouldn’t have done all those whiskey shots on the campaign bus. Can’t keep …my balance!

Stay down kids there could be sniper fire!

Hillary looks up and sees Monica…. talking to Bill.

I just pumped gas with a middle class metal worker. Does anyone have a Wetnap?

Stage dive!!!!!

Hillary Clinton tries to win over Obama supporters, with little success

Don’t worry children and step back I will save you from those two big - bad guys running for office!

No, I don’t have flying monkeys and I don’t want your sparkly red shoes either!

OOPS! I THINK I JUST FOUND YOUR GLASSES.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

DUCK KIDS !!!!! I HEAR EITHER IN-COMING GUN FIRE OR ERRANT SENATOR OBOMA BOWLING BALLS !!!!!!!

Wait a minute! Has everyone had a chance to make a contribution?

See, nothing in my hands or up my sleeves, but Obama still blames me for smear tactics

Hangon Kids, Obama is Leading!!!!!!! See allya in …5 yrs…

“Don’t worry kids, I’ve got my Barney costume in the SUV, just sit tight!”

“Quick!..Grab the young voters before Barack does!”

So that’s why I’m proposing a 90-day moratorium on Hanna Montana tickets!

“No, no, you WILL all be returned to your parents JUST AS SOON as they vote for me.”

Don’t get too excited - I can only take ONE child on stage with me!

With nothing in my hands or up my sleeve, watch carefully as I attempt to win this election.

Don’t worry, I am not going to put on the lime green pantsuit!

“When this campaign started, you kids wern’t even born yet !”

See kids….George Bush isnt the only one who can look really stupid dancing!

Tom in Lubbock TX

“ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I will back away slowly!”

Hillary retreats from an angry mob of young Republicans.

” Who screamed pile on “

Don’t worry, you have been taken to your leader.

Please don’t shot at me, tiny snipers!!! This is Indiana, NOT Bosnia!

“Obama has the youth vote? Ha! This’ll really take his edge off… Rules- Shmules, kids have opinions too!”

*That is, as long as they’re willing to support me!*

When push comes to shove…use both hands and keep pushing forward.

Sandra
Texarkana, Arkansas

…”and then little red riding hood became president and on the count of 10 all the wolves were given new ‘green jobs’.”

Paula Garber
Hardwick, Vermont

OH MY GOD , she’s comming right for me, is she potty trained

You stuffed the ballot box for who????

“…and then the Mummy comes through the door…like this…and eats the rest of them.”

OH, I just remembered, I have to be in court. Paul vs. Clinton!

All together now…Push him back, push him back…way back, way back!

Jerry
Malvern, Arkansas

And when you’re 18, my friend McCain and I will have a neat place far away you can go to and have a scary thrilling adventure- it’ll be like Grand Theft Auto, but way cooler!

OMG, it’s the spawn of Bill and Monica!

“I hope everyone gets a chance to see my new film “HILLARY THE MOVIE”. “For those of you that haven’t, here is a preview”.

Clinton:
Hello Class! I’m shaking your hands, and write my autograph for you, kids.
Megan Dresslar
Shoreline, Wa

WOW…hold on kids, I promise I will lower the price of the Candy…!!

Hold your horses you guys, everyone will have a chance to check out the manicure I just got.

Hillary demonstrates how to dodge sniper fire to a group of youngsters.

Clinton:
Please get out my way kids, I have to go now to eat for my lunchtime …. Thank you kids.
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Oh No No Kids! please dont get up. I really dont want to be tempted into fabricating another bosnia sniper story… its just so hard to resist

Wale Olowu
Houston, TX

“Bill! You’ve got some explaining to do!”

Wait! No…I can’t hear your cell phone going off.

NO!!!!

Not another litle girl in a blue outfit!!!!!!!

Natasha in Florida

But wait! I voted for less recess time on faulty information!

Don
Yakima, WA

“Look there’s Rush Limbaugh, I just want to kiss him for ratching up the repulican support in this primary for me even tho I know it’s only because they want me to tear the democratic party inside out”

“Children of the Damned. For Hillary.”

Kip
Dickinson, ND

Whose DNA?

Yikes! Where’s Chelsea when I need her.

“Wait, kids! I didn’t really mean pizza and ice cream! I misspoke!

-Dan Manes
San Diego CA

Hillary Clinton showing a group of children how she gets Bill to “stay”

No, no, my husband was not with the DC Madam and I assure you, I had nothing to do with her untimely demise.

“Did you know that Vice President Cheney shot Bambi?”

Night of the Living Hillary

Don’t turn around! There’s a bogeyman - I mean a Republican - behind you!

Marcel Marceau wasn’t able to make it to entertain the kids so Hillary stepped in

…and then it turned out he really WAS having sex with that woman

WHO BROUGHT THE KIDS TO THIS……THEY CAN’T VOTE

…it’s 3AM and there’s a boogey man under your bed…

“…No…sorry. I can’t change my name. I think BARBIE is a registered trademark.”

So I huffed and I puffed and I blew Senator Obama away!!

Security was called after complaints that the Senator was scaring some of the children…..

Oh, my gosh. Senator Obama and Rev. Wright in the audience. I thought they hated each other and here they are holding hands.

Watch out children here comes Rev. Jeremiah Wright !

“And then the fairy godmother said, ‘if everyone’s daddy votes for the nice lady, you all get to eat Chuck E. Cheese every night!’ “

Hey kids you have to stop. The cameras are rolling and I must look as if I have total control. If not, what are your parents going to think I am going to be able to do when I get “that call in the middle of the night”.

“No, no, no–it’s not true! I’m not going to eat you if your parents don’t vote for me! What I said was that if the super delegates vote for me I would defeat Obama!”"

Please sit down young lady. I need to give my fingernails a chance to dry!

Hillary is finally introduced to all of the children that resulted from Bill’s many affairs.

“McCain will be four more years of yucky stuff !”

Then the big bad Super Delegates stole the Queen’s crown

I know. I’m sorry I couldn’t have cast more of you in the “when the phone rings at 3am” ad. I swear I have more auditions coming up!…now who’s mommy or daddy is a superdelegate?

“Quick, hide me!!!” were the last words Hillary screemed before being removed by Obama’s security for heckling during Barack’s speech.

Ok Kids, once I verified your parents voted for me, I’ll make sure you get a cut of the Florida earmark money.

Oh, future democrats!!

Amber
Wisconsin

Oh No!! I did not pay Rev. Wright for that speech at the NPC. Bill Did!

Help, I’m under sniper fire from the Obama camp!!!!! You need to save me from the big, bad Obama–only 2 more primaries to go….. I don’t want it to be over!!!!!

Whatever you do, don’t tell your mommy and daddy to vote for Mister Obama.

Step back kids, I don’t want you to get hurt by the big, mean political process.

Janice K Ward
Bellingham, WA

Stop Children! You can come over to me but don’t crease the outfit?

From Brisbane

Oh my God I made a mess of myself.

Wait, before you leave, don’t forget to remind your parents to vote Clinton!

You put your whole self in
You put your whole self out

You put your whole self in
And you ~shake~ it all about.

You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around

That’s what it’s all about!

Do you mean to tell me your mommies were ALL White House interns?

Janice K Ward
Bellingham, WA

OH my god its the future!! Chelsea help for the child shall lead

On no…. little girl we don’t use the TF phrase in public. That’s only for big boys.

Amber
Wisconsin

Abra Cadba I am President

No, no! I’m not here to read “My Pet Goat” to you!

Disneyland? Ok cut gas tax ! shoot Im not the president . Wait until summer 2009

If I can’t get the youth vote nobody will! Come here you little twerps!

I PROMISE…Children’s health care IS coming…for your grandchildren.

Look, jazz hands!!!

Whoa…It’s Hillary, not Hilarity!

Running Springs, California

Hey kids If I’m President I’ll put junk food back on the lunch menu

“I haven’t slept for THIS many days!”

“And if elected, I will ban the use of the V-CHIP.”

Oh no kids PLEASE don’t repeat I said that!

Oh no! Don’t let Bill open his mouth again!!

“Hold it, kids! Nobody touches the Hil-Rod.”

Hillary meets Bill’s “extended family” for the first time.

Good heavens, no! Another Obama girl in the making! What do these kids know anyway?

I said I was good in the kitchen not as a baby sitter

“Which one of you brats called me Lady Macbeth !?”

No No, I don’t approve of lying!

“you can call me hill-rod!… no! stop! I didn’t mean it!”

Kids please don’t panic! I made sure that milk-brake doesn’t get cut out your education funding and is provided for free, so you don’t have to spend one dollar for it out of your daily allowance. However, if you contribute that dollar to the Clinton campaign, then I’ll put a good word in for you to Santa! Those who contribute their full allowance will get “SUPERGOOD KID” recommendations.

Oh no! I have nothing to do with Hanna Montana posing nude on a photo!

No Carol-Ann! Do not go into the light!

Stephanie
San Francisco, CA

Obama might beat me in polls but i bet he can’t fly!

No! No!. Obama is the bad guy, Not me. Don’t you ever listen?

Help! This is the one thing I can’t handle!

Hillary: “You kids want to see Bill’s reaction to when I confronted him?”

Hillary Clinton showing a group of children how she gets Bill to “stay”

Matt
Goldens Bridge, NY

Oh No! Please, my mini superdelegates, don’t you desert me too! Wait, I have another argument that may make you stay!

I now have this many super-delegates!

In an attempt to appeal to younger voters Hillary Clinton prepares to crowd surf.

-Matt
Goldens Bridge, NY

Hillary the Explorer: “Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! Sniper nooo sniping!”

Tornado? No, that’s just Bill’s whirlwind tour causing all that wind.

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Senator Clinton, are you smarter than a 5th grader?

Get down kids, I think I hear sniper fire again.

Whoa !!! Secret Service Guys, Are you sure that you fully probed all of these potential terrorists?

“Sure, I can be tough!…You’ll be calling President Mommy Dearest.”

Oh what a wonderful, wonderful surprise!! I must give a “special” thank you to my staff for arranging a meeting with you darling kids just before the pivotal primary in Indiana.

STOP!! You’re not leaving here until your parents vote for me!

David
Las Cruces, NM

Hey, Kids, I am 14 points ahead now.

No, No, No! You don’t have to be scared. I stopped doing my scary face…. can’t you tell?

Hillary singing and dancing to Spice Girls’ hit tune “Stop”.

Hill: Stop right now, thank you very much, I need somebody with a human touch…

You stick your right foot in you take your left foot out and you shake it all about and you do the hokey pokey and that’s what this election is all about! Sing it with me now kids!

Wait a minute, when I said I would re-assess No Child Left Behind I didn’t mean you all could follow me!

Wait..remember that it will be about 30 dolars per family for the whole summer, so you can only ask for one ice cream per week!!!
Patricia, Toronto

Oh no! There goes another super deligate! Someone trash Obama QUICK!

Shawnee, OK

WHOA NOW!
I don’t live in YOUR village.

now now kids don’t attack Barrack for his stance to give your parents jobs to illegal immigrants. I am still fighting so that will not happen!

Sure I want Angelina’s endorsement, but I never agreed to watch her kids.

No, no, Chelsea isn’t into chicks either.

No, I am absolutely against child waterboarding.

I knew it ! The super-delegates get it!! I WIN!! I WIN!!

We talk real nice but this is how I will push you know who under the bus

“Where’s the coffee machine?”

STOP, chanting O-BA-MA ! O-BA-MA !

No Hillary, once again that was NOT sniper fire.

Now remember if you get your parents to vote for me you get candy. If they vote for Obama you get broccoli.

“Wait!!! I need change for the coffee machine!!!!!”

Wana play the little girl in my 3am phone call commercial??

…..then as the plane approached the Guam airport I could hear the bombs exploding all around us.

“Oops!!! My Living Bra just died”

” Delegate math???? Does anybody have a calculator??”

Hilary’s rendition of “There’s No Business Like Show Business”" is interrupted by a fourth grader during a recess rally in Indiana. “Hey Lady, I’ve seen Ethel Merman and you’re no Ethel Merman.”

No no no….Bill said I am way hotter than those “white house “chicks.

Now repeat after me…Obama is a Muslim

“and THEN the princess dove for cover from the wicked snipers”

Hey Guys, wannna hear an Obama joke? better yet, how about a Rev. Wrihgt joke?

win if you can,lose if you must, but remember children, always cheat!!

STOP! In the naaaame of loooove….

“Oh My! Stay back you children of Elitest!!

The young Republicans are attacking!!

So that’s her secret to endless campaigning. She’s a zombie.

No kids, I don’t want to play doge ball.

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