“Can we put this in peoples’ gas tanks?”

I said I wanted bologna not Maloney.

‘Mrs Maloney do you have the boloney to go with this’?

MALONEY SANDWICH?

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

What do I hear for this loaf of bread? We’ll start the bidding at 100 dollars.

In addition to that chicken inevery pot we also guarentee one loaf of bread and one jar of peanutbutter.
or
PB@J for everyone!!!!

Jenny Rome GA

Sen. Schumer: Trying to work out this economy mess turned out to be my bread and butter!

So let me get this straight…this is the last remaining loaf of bread from Zimbabwe? How much can we get for this on Ebay?

POLITICIANS LOAFING AROUND IN WASHINGTON.

CAMERON COX
WINIPEG, CANADA

The cost of yeast is why his bread is rising.

Susan
Phoenixville,PA

Schumer: OK Maloney…I brought the bread so let’s stop all of this “baloney”! We all know the economy is fine!

No need for a lunch break. I’ll just fix myself a Maloney sandwich.

Hey…we are cooking up a plan to make the economy rise just like this loaf!

My friends, it not that bad its only a couple cents raise, wont hurt my pocket certaintly wont hurts yours.

Jermaine
Miami, Fl

We’ve got the bread, now all we need is some of that government cheese.

Who will give me five dollars for this loaf of bread, or five dollars for a gallon of gas? Sold.

Bread tastes so good and a couple cents more is all its worth.

I tell my aide Pepperidge Farm, and do I get my Milanos? No, bread!

Bread tastes so good it will make you smile.
jermaine
miami, fl

Alright, who put this on my chair. Real mature.

Is This Orville Redenbacher’s Brand?

This is the greatest thing since, er, sliced bread.

Worst prop-comic ever.

It must be Orville Redenbacher’s

To eat or not to eat…if we can’t get these prices down THAT will be the question!

It’s guns or butter. Hand over the butter, or I’m getting my gun.

“We need to get a lot done today, so instead of taking our regular lunch break, I’ll be handing out sandwiches.”

What I am trying to say, fellow Senators, is that Americans don’t have the bread to buy this bread anymore!

I can afford this loaf of bread but can everybody?

“I thought that Loafersluch ment that I had to bring a loaf to lunch…”

Macroeconomics 101. The world is like a loaf of bread & each slice represents a single country. . . .

BREAD AND CIRCUSES.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, MANITOBA

Another example of pliticians loafing around

One of the few products still sold in the United States that wasn’t made in China!

I did not get this loaf from Rev Wright !

Pepperidge Farm double wrapped with pretty print….hmmmmm. Got any elitist baloney to go with that?

Best low-leaded bread on the market!

The price rises-the content shrinks

Anyway you slice it food prices are rising .

Madam Chairwoman, my esteemed colleagues on the Committee, and my fellow Americans: I shall now consume my entire weekly fiber requirement in one bite!

Hey, I can show you what is high priced and has to go in to the tank, and it will not take chauffered limos to do it.

Loaf of bread on Auction,survival of the richest!

suman ,
Los Angeles,CA

Is this what they mean by a WRY sense of humour ?

I’d like to remind everyone that today’s session is sponsered by Pepperidge Farm.

Let them eat cake

we need more bread to buy about $1.00 dollar, we can’t afford economy to save gas. we are poor and no money to pay food.
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Ladies and Gentleman…

Our NEW… Improved… Fortified American Currency!

What is that stale bread from the Food bank? My face would crack if I bite that!

“You’re gonna be toast !”

Get the baloney Mrs. Maloney ……….I need a samich.

You’ll take this loaf out of my cold dead hands!!

Damian

I remember when you could buy a loaf of bread for fifty cents a loaf. Now you have to practically take out a second mortgage on your house to buy groceries like this.

“Do you know what kind of a jam you’re in?”

Excuse me, but if someone could turn my water into wine we could give the senate a much meeded cleansing.

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

I believe the American people care most about the bread and butter issues. Now, can I interest anyone in a turkey, ham, and swiss?

Damian

This Joint Economic Committee hearing brought to you by our friends at Pepperidge Farms.

That is not funny! Who put this in my seat? Do you how much this stuff is worth? Mrs. Maloney you’re they only one smerkng!

TOO MANY LOAFERS IN THE SENATE

In today;s economy , how can Americans
be breadwinners ?

Michelle, Virginia

Why Light Syle bread Mrs. Maloney? Are you trying to tell me something?

Thank God, Passover has ended.

“….It’ll take more bread than this to buy a U. S. Senator !”

What’s the whitest thing in this picture?

This is what works for me, but my wife prefers that Aptivia yougart.

The one of you who can come closest to the actual retail price without going over, will get to join us in our showdown showcase.

Isn’t it ironic that in discussions about rising food prices that bread is used as a prop. Hmm…..

The cost of bread is impacting thousands of hungry ducks & geese at parks all across the nation!

It’s an absolute tragedy that we can’t recruit and retain good bag boys. I bought this at the grocery store just 10 minutes ago and it was on the bottom of the bag……THE BOTTOM. Everyone knows you put the bread on the top. And no one on the committee seems to care.

People demand to know why “light” bread with “less” calories costs “more!”

When I said, “I made a lot of bread”, I meant I was highly paid.

Ralph Morones
La Canada

EL PRIMERO de MAYO

Presidnt Bush: This makes good turkey stuffing , I don’t see why you would not be able to stuff it.
Tony
Roxbury, MA

“I don’t care if you call it French toast or freedom toast, it’s too expensive.”

Dan Manes
San Diego, CA

“Hello?! Hello? Hel-Ok..whos the wiseguy that replaced my phone with this loaf of split top white!?!”

Hey…..who elected that Pepperidge Farms guy to Congress?

“I’m the FBI (Federal Bread Inspector) and we’re toast.”

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

“….For the record. Your background is in what field?”

Nothing funny about a loaf of bread costing as much as a coffee at Starbucks!

Who wants to go with me and feed the ducks in the reflecting pool?

“I can relate to strain of high food costs that the average American are absorbing! I sent my BUTLER out to pick up this loaf of bread, and only got 37 cents back!”

This loaf cost $l.00 less last month and was not day-old bread.

Sen. Schumer opened the discussion on the benefits of wheat over white…. Vice Chair Rep. Maloney reminded him that this was the Joint Economic Committee & not the Food Network.

“I will now demonstrate how I will feed the entire Senate..with two fish..and THIS loaf of bread!”

from California:

Ms. Maloney - we’ll be needing the bolonie!

“Until we reach an agreement on lowering food costs…I will eat nothing..but this bread…and this bottle of water..”

Any idea how expensive it’s getting to cut the crusty ends off for the kids?

Senator Shumer proclaims he took no campaign money from Pepridge Farms.

Let’s discuss cost cutting measures. How about cutting the packaging out altogether & selling bread by the slice? Single eggs instead of cartons? Individual jelly beans?

“Fellow Senators…before we get started…I would like the Senator responsible for clogging the chamber toilets..with THIS loaf of bread, to stand up and take responsibility!”

“It’ll be croutons for you if you perjure yourself !”

Qu’ils mangent du “pain” !

Senator Shumer makes the argument that the economy needs
more bread and less fruitcakes.

Excuse me, but if someone could turn my water into wine we could give the senate a much kneaded cleansing. ;-D

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

“Beware the yeast of the Pharisees.”

Sen Schumer: I hate to sound preachy, but ‘Man can’t live by bread alone,” but it sure wouldn’t hurt to have some in the bank. So, what do say we send another six-hundred or more out to our tax payers, ha?

You see this? We’ve cut costs at the federal level. We now make our own lunches!

“We seem to have miss placed the traditional “8 ball” we normally use to answer the REALLY TOUGH issues..so today we will be using this “magical loaf of white bread” that Senator Maloney has generously provided..”

“We must do something to combat high food…uh…hold on…Carolyn, you’re not connected with Roger Clemens are you?

Schumer:…and this loaf of bread costs 15% more than…
Maloney: don’t squeeze, that’s my lunch, dinner and breakfast

Yeast - all around food, beverage & fuel provider!

“OK, I brought this loaf of bread. I was wondering if I could get my esteemed colleague and Vice Chair, to make me a sandwich. Bake me a pie if you could too, sweetie.”

Schumer: I hate to sound preachy, but as example for us, Christ divided five loaves of bread and two fish and fed five thousand. So just imagine the miracles an individual can perform with a little bit more bread in their pockets. C’mon have a half…I mean, a heart.

We all heard congress is passing out the bread to 130 million American households in May.
Isn’t the stimulus package suppose to be given in the form of a check?

“If we cut the weight by 50%…We can lower the price by 20%”

Well you could go to the White House for a hot-dog, or just stay here with me for some PB&J.

I respectfully ask my esteemed colleague from the state of South Carolina to “GO LONG!!!”

Who took my jar of Goober out of the fridge?

MOM?!!!!
But I wanted the Wonder Kids Bread!

So who’s the wise guy? I ASKED FOR KOSHER!

…And don’t even get me started on what’s happened to size of bagels lately. I mean in my day you could get one the size of your head for dime, but today you’ll be lucky to find one half that size for less then two dollars. ….Unless of course you want the creme cheese too… Ha! That they tell me will be extra now. Well let me tell you when I was a kid creme cheese was a given, and it was dispensed from a large crock delivered fresh by the dairy that same morning. …Yep….Yep….We had no need for those ridiculous little packets of creme cheese that you can barely open unless you use your teeth…..And what are those anyway. I mean were they originally intended for astronauts or something….?

….Oh, sorry Mr Chairman, is my time up?

“Listen, to proof that the people in the White House are a bunch of loafers we are gonna need more than this!”

Carbo Diem!

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Mrs. Maloney, I don’t care what you do about rice ,but don’t put the squeeze on my Pepperidge Farms light style soft wheat bread.

If we can just figure out a way to make this bread turn into fuel!

“Alright Maloney, we’re down by 6 and it’s the fourth quarter, GO LONG!”

Jeff
Old Bridge, NJ

I have 1 loaf here to trade for a gallon of gas. Anyone?

“Do I hear $3.00?”

“The Jonathan Swift Meat Packing Co. has a Modest Proposal.”

So Schumer got the bread, but Spitzer got nutella

Hey Baby! Vote my way and I’ll share this with you!

Being a “bread-winner “in America use to be easy!
Now you need enough dough just to buy the bread….

Let’s just give Doctor Atkins the Medal of honor Posthumously.

What if we impose a “bread tax holiday” to let consumers save a PENNY per POUND?

Ever “wonder” about the economy?

I don’t know. Someone said someting about a “Joint” committee so I brought munchies!

I don’t know. Someone said something about a “Joint” committee so I brought munchies!

this is an example of what americans used to be able to buy just 8 years ago, just wait until they find out what the price of water will become

“This will soon be more valuable than currency. Enjoy your raise.”

Can we spread a little truth on a slice… It is the cost of the fuel to get this loaf to the market that is the real bologna.

What carbs? I don’t see any carbs. Carbs are the enemy according to the South Beach Diet. Kill the carbs

I’m getting convinced we should cut out those earmarks simply because of this

“Bread and water for everyone!”

“I’ll trade you this loaf of bread for a gallon of gas.”

I was running late today because I bought bread instead of gas this morning and had to walk to work!

Congress up to their usual tricks: “I said, Let Them Eat Bread.”

Stop your whining and make your choice . . . this fine loaf of bread or a gallon of gas !