Same song, second verse!

Hillary behind the scenes while Obama gives his Rev. Jeremiah Wright denunciation speech……….

The robot went down to Georgia.

Jenny Rome GA

I’m sure this robot didn’t learn to play violin by the SUZUKI METHOD….

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

It gets 34 Minuets Per Gallon in the City and
40 Foggy Mountain Breakdowns in the Country.

The Devil went down to his local area Toyota Dealer looking for a soul to steal.

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?…Practice !

Embracing her avant-guard persona, Laurie Anderson just goes further out on a limb.

Where’s ASIMO… “taking 5″ and smoking reefer in the back of his Honda Odyssey ?

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Dennis Kucinich’s BFF regales partygoers during the opening gala for the Department of Peace

Meet the New York Philharmonic’s new Concertmaster! He was the featured soloist on the Korea trip!

“Bravo arigato, Mr. Roboto”

YASCHA HYBRID

Looks like C3PO met the Marshmellow Man to play music.

This is not the droid you are listening for.

a glimpse of what Bush will conduct in his next career

Next up is a full-size model that plays the cello - the ToYoYo-Ma.

Hey Superdelegates… Stop stringing us along like this and support a candidate, will you?

Itzak Pearl-finish-man

Virtual Surreality Violinist Virtuoso brings down the house !

The tiny violin playing as Obama gave his Wright speech.

I might be robotic , but my love for playing the violin is quite real.

HMMM…is it playing Obama’s swan song!?

When not fighting crime AstroBoy has a milder cover.

His mother, a Roomba, cleaned floors to pay for his lessons.

Robotzilla rocks out playing “The Geek Went Down To Tokyo”

Now I know where the $27,000 went from the Prius I bought… what a waste! I wish they’d put their efforts into something that got 200 miles to the gallon instead.

The newest 360 announcer…he can intro, play us a tune taking us to breaks, and best of all he can sub when Anderson takes a vacation.

There wasn’t a dry scanner in the house.

Futuristic Jack Benny still can’t play.

To be read as a Jeopardy-style question: “What is what happens when a Stradivarius knocks up a Yaris hybrid.”

“Now for a few AC/DC classics.”

Witness protection for stormtroopers.

So…THATS who Bush was directing. The robots that make up our society.

Everybody sing !

If you’re gonna play in Tokyo
You gotta have
a virtual fiddle in the band.

WILL PLAY FOR TONER

yesterday we saw AC in scuba gear, today i guess its Erica’s notes…..

“Who can say , ‘Robert” can not challenge human being?

Revealed,

Movie: A. I - 2
Starring: Anderson Cooper

Caution..Classical music in play…ear plugs and body armor required.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

The Empire shows a kinder, gentler side.

Introducing my accompanist for American Synthesized Idol.
Domo arigato,
Stephen Hawking

What Imperial Strom Troopers do in retirement.

modern change from heavy metal music to classical metal music

Nice, but too Sirius

“American Idol hits an all time low”

Forget that job offer with the National Orchestra in ‘09 Dick Cheney, you’ve been replaced!

By the way, G-Dubya, you’re still the conductor.

Stormtrooper plays the funeral dirge for Sith Lord Bush’s dying empire.

This is career choice B. They said I didn’t have what it takes to be a stormtrooper.

I’ll be bach!

I’ll be bach!

PBS version of “Rock the Vote”

Robot who is playing the political theme song to keep these candidates dancing on a string!

Now who said that robots don’t have soul.

INTRODUCING “NERO”, THE VIOLIN - PLAYING ROBOT. (PLEASE KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE).

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG,CANADA

“…If I had toner, I’d blush.”

I give you concerto 3000 .

The emperial stormtrooper angel prepares to great the latest of the late Stormtroopers

Jenny Ga

Baroque Era, Romantic Era, Classical Era, Robotic Era…

Anna Karina
Miami, FL

The Robot went down to Georgia ,looking for a soul to steal
and said I’ll make make a bet I can play the fiddle better than you!

NOT MADE IN AMERICA. Go figure!

Ok, I am ready now Obama, start over…

XP is just great!! My life with Vista was a nightmare…

Seoul, South Korea

Today, Karl Rove assured each of the 3 candidates that if they are his “robot” and do exactly what he says, he can take them to a November victory!

Japeenese version of Americain Idol ,Yout think you can dance, and Dancing with the stars all rolled into one.

Dear Anderson, so sick and tired of hearing all the excuses for Barack Obama’ relationship with Jeremiah Wright . This reverand has been of great influence to Barack Obama’s influence since he was a young man. I am sure that they do think alot alike and the book he wrote “Audacity of HOpe” was based on WRight’s influence over him.
I feel that with all this hatarted towards America that Obama chances of winning the Presidency is totally gone. We the people are smart enough to see what is going on. Obama can give millions of speeches with his eloquent self but that doesn’t mean that we the people believe him. He spoke yesterday the way he did for his political race and that’s the only reason he did speak out against Rev. Wright. I still don’t understand why you the Anchors at CNN refuse to give Hillary Clinton her acolades and talk about the latest endorsements she has received and speak about the big win in Pennsylvania and how she has tighten the race in North Carolina and how she has surpassed the polls in Indiana. Please be fair and balance with Hillary. All you guys do including Campbell is trying to get opinions from your guests as to how can Obama win the Nomination. It is sickening - I can see right through all of you in Cnn and I am sure everybody else can.
s

Despite the robots 17 joints in each arm, he continues to insist he’s never inhaled.

Storm trooper music, not deficient, just different.

Robot auditioning for the 360 Announcing job A.C.:This notes for you!

A3C3 performs his second song on “Droid Idol” to the confusement of Paula Abdul.

!!Hey Tin man, do you want a ride to OZ. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robot made by Toyota
Trained using the Suzuki method
Playing a violin made by Yamaha
I guess we found the new star of your symphony orchestra Detroit?

Unfortunately everything it plays sounds like Phillip Glass.

When you want to hear a little Johannes Brahms Violin
concerto in D major, just flip the switch!

When you want to see a man-made object with more mobility than you, just flip the switch!

Purchasing Toyota’s violin-playing robot — Priceless!

Auditioning for iRobot 2.

Gas station attendant in disguise. I’m sure they hear the same “song” everyday.

Live at Carnegie Hall, Rosie the Robot. Brought to you in part by Mr. Spacely from Spacely’s Space Sprockets.

After a closer look at the robot , and many hours of testing. NASA, concluded that it was not a robot. It was just Michael Jackson, in his finale transforming stage.

Apple presents the new I-Pluck

New option for CD player on Toyota Camry! Ask your local Toyota dealer for details.

…available while supplies last

This is robert bob father. (Did you get it?)

What stormtroopers do in their retirement.

Mr. Robotic is preparing for Hiliary Clinton’s concession speech!

Please Hiliary stop whining about the media picking on you!

Nero 2.o tasked,without backup, as ROM burned.

Apple has the Ipod, Microsoft has the Zune, and now Honda wants to enter the realm of mp3s. Ladies and gentlemen, presenting iRoPod.

When he slipped-up and played “Flight of the Bumblebee” the Decepticons knew they had their bot.

II shouldn’t have bet the shirt off my back that Hillary would stop those attack adds. Now I’m singin’ for my supper…………….brother can you spare a dime?

1 2 3 this is nothing for me, now let’s see that michelin mascot do this

Intoducing….BOT DIDLEY in his new hit Hey Diddle Diddle the BOT and the Fiddle!

Is it real? Or is it Memorex?

…A good example of why FAFSTA just is not working

Apparently the engineers at Toyota don’t have enough to do.

But Mom; all the other kids are out playing Kick the Can-Man.

Oh..my God..not hillary again…the same old song the same sniper fire.

steve ramsey
alberta- canada

With all this talent why would my parents want me to consider running for the presidency of the United States?

Premier Performance of Symphony No. 41 in C major (”Ode to Anderson Cooper”), K. 551 Composed by Yashimo Moto
Performed by the Okia Philharmonic Orchestra conducted by Akuro Yamamoto
Robokito III at the violin

Peter Trevino
New York, NY

A robot that plays the violin? Wouldn’t it be easier to just cut a CD?

the new campane maneger for hillary clinton……
we will play the same dirty song aganist obama until we win.

steve ramsey
high level, alberta

VIRTUAL ENTERTAINMENT

Do more old vibrato, Mr. Roboto

ROBOTIC SYMPHONY NO.1 - THE FIRST MOVEMENT.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

HILLARY’S RENDITION OF BONDING WITH SOUTHERN FOLKS

Toyota, not just fiddling around anymore!

P.S. Jokes aside, I saw the video on this robot, it’s pretty amazing!

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Cry Me a Rivet!

**sigh** okay, maybe not….

This is what you get when, C3PO and a IMPERIAL STORM TROOPER cross wires

“I may play the violin perfectly, but I still need a heart to win that competition in Kansas. I’m on the road to CNN to see the wonderful wizard Anderson Cooper.”
Peter Trevino
New York, NY

Down on his luck, this robot resorts to playing the street corner for quarts of oil.” Buddy can you spare a quart?”

BOOT ME UP, WHEN YOU BOOT ME UP I’LL NEVER STOP

addendum to BOOT ME UP….. HILLARYS’ MONTRA

HILLARYS’ MONTRA…… BOOT ME UP, WHEN YOU BOOT ME UP I’LL NEVER STOP!

“Pay it again Spam.”

A 21st century tin man playing “Somewhere Over The Rainbow”

Right now, I am playing chessy music beat 360 for Anderson and fans!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

One of the politicians giving us their song and dance.

Great! We now have robots that work in factories, dance, now play violin. I’m just waiting for “Rosie the Maid” to be unveiled.

Batteries not included. . .

After the concert, Nero’s dressing room was filled with plastic flowers and wax fruit.

Hillary so loved the Star Wars themed “Deal or No Deal” show that it inspired her design of this pantsuit for herself!

Violin is for display purposes only. . .

If you would like to vote for “Violet” the violin player. Please email beat 360-cnn.com and remember voting starts after 12am eastern time.

Simon Cowell: “Your technique is good, but your style is just a little….oh, I don’t know…’ROBOTIC.’”

Secret Service of the future - for all your entertainment & protection needs!

Even the NY Philharmonic Orchestar is getting outsourced!

Sure don’t look like any of ‘dem fiddle players back home!

Can also call out square dances:
♪ Swing you partner round and round,♪ theres a fiddle playing robot ♪ now in town ♪

The Clinton symphony, “There shall be no tax on gas” And No
Construction Jobs for the summer. Play it like we want to hear it.

Bob Berry, Brockport NY 14420

The robot’s amazing performance still left one age old question unanswered…. Did Nero really fiddle while Rome burned?

Available in a variety of colors & patterns. Smiley face pattern slightly higher.

Optional features available.

Just drowning my sorrrows for being born with a TIN EAR.

HAL will now accompany Toyoma on Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Toyota’s standard feature with all 2010 models, “The Symphathizer” : for customers who can only afford gas to go back and forth to work.

If only they’d built me knuckles…. I’d pen an eviscerating, ever-changing, and strangely eloquent symphony to match the dueling words of the candidates. George Bush has it in his head already, every time he messes up and doesn’t get airtime for it.

Playing classical music has been shown to increase children’s IQ s. This particular model is NOT recommended for those under the age of 3.

“Now kids meet the owner of the scuba diving dog..Robby the Robot!”

Now that Itzhak Perlman’s been outsourced, here’s your new lead violinist……

Imperial Stormtroopers’ Anger Management Program

So this is why the orchestra Bush was conducting sounded so good!

AC 360 report LIFE INSIDE the Death Star… How Stormtroopers handle their pressure!

First receptionist, then cashiers, I guess even musicians are subject to downsizing these days…

Kyle Hobson

Richmond, VA

Toyota introduces the Prius/ Opus hybrid. Not to be outdone Honda has plans for the Accord/ Chord hybrid -a tuba propelled car which is rumored will get 75 measures to the liter.

His ‘road rage’ led to violins.

Karaoke night at the cantina seemed to be going well until Irma’s date decided to sing.

The pianola reinvented for the 21st century!

“Take my female robotic mate…PLEASE!”

Easy-to-follow assembly instructions included for the do it yourself-er. Not responsible for injuries.

Look…it’s a member of “The Fiddle and Bot Society”

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Nifty little item for those shoppers pondering how to spend their tax rebate checks!

R2Dtune

Beethovan’s Symphany 5.0

30 day limited warranty. All sales final!

“Who needs music and arts in public schools!”

Music lessons not included.

Shocking! The musician wears no clothes. Get her a pantsuit!!!!!!

NEXT!!!!!!

The futuristic look of the romantic warrior!

For my next song a medley of jimmy crack corn so i can drive 55 and you use to fill me up buttercup.

Please,…. Unn Momento….. Roboto Concerto.

If it doesn’t burn fuel, eat, outgrow it’s outfit, need an education or health care or a babysitter, & can keep itself relatively clean, I’ll take one!

Music with the MIDAS TOUCH, sounds like a muffler.

Yes I am a virtuoso violinist! But my buddies are still on training, and will be on the stage with me pretty soon as the rest of the orchestra, performing “New World” symphony!

See what plastic can do for you!

Amber
Wisconsin

Miss America on a whole new level, just wait for the swimsuit competiton!

Amber
Wisconsin

Spreading peace & harmony to all residents of the galaxy!

Robot runs on gas, sadly Toyota can only afford to run it once every 7 days…..

Amber
Wisconsin

Now, for all you Charlie Daniels Band fans, a medley of “Boogie Woogie Fiddle Country Blues,” “My Baby Plays Me Just Like A Fiddle,” “Talk To Me Fiddle,” and “The Fiddle Player’s Got The Blues.”

Unfortunately for Roboto Tincanatoto his first solo performance with violin was shattered by faulty c-batteries made in China.

But Mom; all my friends are outside playing Kick the Can.

Take me to your candidates.

Area 51 auditions for new reality show.

Don, WA

Try and beat this R2D2

“Yes Barack, I may indeed be cold, white and plastic but I can play you like a fiddle.” Hillary

I will be joining the Dixie Chicks on their next tour.

Edna was pleased to find that the hereafter reminded her of a ride at Disneyland!

Wow, that trash compactor in the first row’s got some nice knobs.

Small parts & lead pose a health hazard to young children. Adult supervision recommended.

For the person who has everything, can afford anything, & doesn’t have time for a life.

Its the smallest robot in the world playing the smallest violin in the world for all of the 360 viewers whose comments were not chosen.

the #1 video on spacebook!

What will they fiddle around with next?

Marvel presents: “Violin Man! Bringing down his enemies by making their ears bleed!”

For the nostalgic listener, the “Back in the Day” model plays DVDs, CDs, cassette tapes, 8-track tapes, and vinyl record albums. It also has a “nature sounds” feature.

The Gas Tax Holiday Bandage! An unpopular song.

Proof that robots DO use both the left and the right sides of their brains!

C3PO’s cousin auditions for the Jedi symphony orchestra—-playing isoon n a universe far,far away

The remaining members of the band: Chewbaca on the cello, R2D2 on the snare drum, with Darth Vader on the grand piano while Princess Leia strews herself about in a sequin dress singing lounge songs.

Next week: Mercedes Benz will sing German Lieder favorites.

The Empire strings Bach.

Michelle, Virginia

Skynet’s model T 100 (playing violin) was created to promote peace and the arts by the Japanese before the Americans bought over the company and invented Terminator model T 800 for war.

01 01 Ma

Manual: no monkey needed to act as conductor

Starwars Symphony?

ladies & gentlemen here’s new generation of mike hukabee!!
adam,CA

Nero’s concert was reviewd by Road And 8-Track Magazine.

Toyota’s response to complaints of gaining import dominance.

YOU’RE TAX DOLLARS IN ACTION!

Robot Idol.
Paula Abdul critiquing the robot. Robot, you are you you say you say you just you are who you are and and i just you are like a beam of color.

The judge sighed, “He is excellent, but where’s the emotion?”

The Toyota Virtuoso 2000X comes loaded with arms, legs, torso, head, and notes per minute gauge. Hybrid model also plays saxophone.

-Dan Manes
San Diego, CA

Isaac Stern is “officially” rolling over in his grave.

Ralph Morones
La Canada, CA

LUDDITES OF THE WORLD UNITE ! ….TEAR DOWN THIS HALL !

Just “stringing” people along here at Area 51…my music is out of this world…just like me!

A softer, gentler Stormtrooper’s machine-gun hand.

Mark R.
Morelia,Michoacan

Roswell ends well…a performance from out of this world!

Sandy
Texarkana, Arkansas

“….BIG DEAL!…..My Cuisinart can imitate Yanni !”

and tonight’s soloist in the Stormtrooper Philharmonic…..

Zac Shess
Pleasant Hill, Calif.

This’d be a heck of a lot easier if I had a chin.

Aparently, this is the best musician in the Tokyo Symphony Orchestra…

Hey, I guess I should start playing but, don’t you think they made me look kind of like an alien? Just look at my big eyes, or my feet, they are just so… well, you know what I mean.

Introducing first violinist, Kimiko Jetson Wii.

Toyota get down and get green!

“Take my mother board,please!” ” I take my wife everywhere, but with GPS, she finds her way back!”… Henyota Youngman Lives!

And to think, they actually think I am playing this what a bunch of suckers, can we say onboard sound card?

Johann Sebastian RoboBach 2.0

Use the”Force”??? If I use the force, I’ll break the strings!!!!! Oh! Sorry; I didn’t know you meant THAT force, Master Yoda.

Looks like the Tin Man got the heart of a musician. “Good bye Yellow Brick Road…”

Presenting: Baroque By Barack!

O Yea I remember seeing him at the White House Correspondents Dinner

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto!

I’ve heard of a ‘tin ear’, but this………….

What’s Darth Vadar going to play?

Play that funky music white boy!

Finally taking a musical break from chasing down that rebel scum.

Introducing the newest member of our orchestra, Ro-Bo-Ma.

May the force be with you young Konichiwa

R2, what have you given me, and what is that noise.

Where is Luke when I need him

Rev. Wright, here’s how robot-americans play their music!

“Ladies and gentlemen, ‘Storm Troopers Lament’ in B minor.”

Oh Princess Lea I am here to serenade you my darling!

Let’s see the Energizer Bunny beat this!

Make music to my gears

Ha..they outsourced my job a robo

Pinocchio played a sad song hope the blue fairy would make him a real boy.

Great Performance, but still fell short of Rev Wright!

Jascha Heifetz: After today, they’ll never again call my playing cold and robotic!

I believe I could use a tune-up.

you can’t download this digital music

Shunned from ever appearing in public again, a costumed Reverand Wright decides to strike a positive cord through music.

The music’s not coming for me–I’m feeling a little stiff.

Finally, the Japanese have discovered Artificial Violintelligence!

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight’s headliner, the incomparable…Ro-Ro Ma.

Introducing your 2040 American Idol Winner!!

Simon Cowell: The performance was great…but you just didnt seem to care, you looked like a mannequin.

i’m the new face for the old politics. get the special interest groups on the phone!

Outsourcing in the future.

The Democratic race has become so stressing, robots have to play a tune

Is this what outsourceing has come to??

And now a piece by Johann Sebastian Ro-bach!
–Atlanta, GA

You didn’t tell me it was Star Wars!

You know its over…when the tech’ lady’s sings.

Why would anyone play with a toy like this, that have no batteries?

I said…..EASY ON THE STARCH!

A street musician outside the green zone.

Its not techno… music that is.

Finally, the Japanese have discovered Artificial Violintelligence!

Richardson, Texas

German classical music is so mechanical.

The performance was a little rusty if you know what I mean !

I wish I had some rythem.

And now a performance by the violin virtuoso Ro Bo Ma.

Is it just me, or did tonight’s performance seem a little stiff?

Phoenix Lights Identified: Symphony visits from unknown land

All this Toyota can do, but where’s that Hydrogen car?

When asked to comment about his performance……he replied “I was like a machine”.

I can do the robot while playing the violin…beat that!

I’m doing a duet with a player piano after this gig. It’s a May-December thing.

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!

Even Star Wars extras have to pick up odd jobs to avoid foreclosure.

I cook, too!

This is the future and really strikes a chord!

rhyming bits and bytes.

You think this is tough watch me change the strings

It sounds a little like heavy metal to me.