Hey Bloomberg so what I can make 400 milliondollars with these words “Hasta LAa Vista baby.” and I have Maria too!!

“Ouch Mickey, dein punch hurt my tummy!”

“C’mon Arnold, feel my guns, Anderson’s got nothing on me”

Misspelling….wait!!!

This one:

“Arnold, after that last movie you made in New York, I don’t want you to come back…….¡hasta la vista baby!”

“Check out this bicep, Arny”

biceps, me or anderson, whose is bigger?

I don’t care how strong you are Arnold. Your nails should look as pretty as mine. See?

“…Good ! The ‘EXTERMINATOR’. Boy do we have rats !”

Nice definition, Mr. Mayor, but have you seen Anderson’s guns?

“Let’s arm wrestle for the tab.”

“Huh..what?….Will you please speak English !”

GOVERNOR YOU DON’T LOOK TO GOOD WHAT’S WRONG.

THIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN IS GIVING ME CRAMPS…….

Hey Arnold, Don’t I look patriotic with this lapel flag pin on?

Do you wanna step outside???

I’ll bet my punch is hard than your punch!

If you’re serious about bulking up, Mike, you should call Anderson Cooper and get the name of his trainer. He’s excellent…

Wanna arm wrestle?

Maybe you can understand McCain, Arnold. After all, you were Mr. Freeze; and with his ever-changing stands on the issues he’s definitely the Riddler.

There, I took my ring off - now what are you going to do about it?

Weren’t you a Kindergarten Cop? Can’t you get these democratic candidates to play nice?

Arnold: Man, my stomach doesn’t feel right since that lunch you just fed us.

Bloomberg: Oh, yeah! Why I oughta . . .

AAAARrrrGggg Da Fissshh is going right through meee

You can call me “Kaboom Bloom”

Michael Bloomberg: Hey Arnold you come over and see me play “Stairway To Heaven” on my new Rock Band guitar.

Hey,Governor. That’s certainly a uniquely colored tie you have there!

I’ll have Maria get one for you, Mr. Mayor, the next time she’s in San Francisco.

Mayor, all this talk about politics is making my tum tum hurt. Not to mention the headache I’m getting.

Arnold, wheres your ” flag pin?”

I’m not a little girlie man,Mr.Govenator,I can raise money hand over fist!

“Governor Schwartzenegger no Weapons of Mass Destruction, surely you can’t be serious?” “I am serious Mayor Bloomberg, and don’t call me Shirley.”

Colin Vurek
Eugene, Oregon

“Where’s your lapel flag pin?”

These are my guns after following your program.

Guv - did you catch the guns on Cooper over there?

Hey Gov take a look at these bicepts! and you thought AC had big
guns huh?

Mr. Mayor! Bitte, HALT with making the “Air Guitar”!

Unlike Spitzer, “I’ll be back”

Your Hummer is blocking my limo.

I was going to say “Welcome to the Bloomberg/Schwarzenegger Gubernatorial Convention” but my tongue broke.

Back off Arnold! Get your own lapel pin!

I know Hillary’s tough, but I think with my money and your guns we can take her. What do you think, Arnold?

Hey, Arnold! Let’s ditch this place and go for some “Guitar Hero” action.

( Arnold) =aye Bloomberg, did u bring the money to bribe some more republicans?…..(bloomberg)= yes, didn’t u see it in the back on the bench next to your wi…where’s your wife ?

Yeah,well I’ve heard that the best thing about Austria is it’s view of Germany.

( “….We’re gonna need a higher wall….” )

Next on his list: Mayor Bloomberg will be having a little ‘chat’ with Thomson Reuters.

Motioning towards the exit, Mayor Bloomberg invites Governor Schwarzenegger out to do a couple “Jager Bombs’.

I’ve got some cigars back stage, Ahnuld, you wanna join me?

“I could punch you in the face for wearing a purple tie! I can’t believe this is how you represent the Party’s conservatism.”

Don’t get your panties in a bunch, Governor. I was just trying to show you how to play an air guitar.

You pretend to be Eric Clapton, and I’ll be Bach!

Bloomberg to Schwarzenegger:

Why don’t you put your money where your muscle is and fix the California levee system!

San Francisco, Ca

Hey…is my muscle bigger than Anderson’s!?

Terminate This!

Psst, bathroom is that way.. that cheap food messed me up too.

Arnold: Okay Bloomy, now show me again how I put my arm when I “pop a muscle.”

Show me that awesome move you did in Terminator 2.

So do you think you can terminate-her, Awnold?

Psst, you think I could muscle my way to the White House with these arms?

What do you think of my arms, buddy?

“Don’t tell me that real men wear purple. Real men arm wrestle.”

“Mayor, have we put on a bit of weight around the waist?”
“Terminator man, do you want a piece of me?”

You’re right Arnold, I just saw Anderson and he really looks pumped.

If, all politics are local, why are we here togther? I am going left, and you are going right, and we will both wind up in the same spot.

A KNUCKLE SANDWICH? NO THANKS, I ALREADY ATE.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Which one of us wants to be Sen. John McBush’s VP?

“You wanna take this out to the alley Toughguy??????”

“Pipe down Arnold, and don’t give me anymore of that Kalifornia Lipizaner.”

I can’t beat the Limo/Hummer caption Great job Jimmy!

Hey, Arnold wacvth me turn my hand into a stainless steel spear.

“Arnold, why don’t you go down into the subway and play with the trains.”

Arnold - If you had a brain - you’d be dangerous!

“How about this gun show Gov?”

Marcy, Mobile, AL

“So the bathroom’s over there? Okay cool, I’ll be baaak!”

Dan Manes
San Diego CA

Ya tink your so haht? Tell me, which of us boys got to be on Jay Leno?

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

“Wear a purple tie again and I’ll punch in the face next time.”

“Mayor Bloomberg, when I said you needed to get “buffed”, I wasn’t referring to your nails!”

Somehow, “The Mayorater” just seems wrong.

Jack
Hartland, WI

shewww..The bathroom is 2 doors down, on the right

Seriously??? My biceps could be as enormous as Anderson Cooper’s???

typo…

I’m gonna show you how we do THINGS here in New York — girly California man!

OK, we’ll do EENY-MEENY once more, and the loser runs against Hillary.

I told them before I left California, do not fret, “I’LL BE BACK!!

Light up that cigar in New York, Arnie, and you’ll get a knuckle sandwich.

Stay away from the Tuna Casserole…………It’s a Terminator

I’LL BE BACK….Where’s the Men’s Room?

You think you can do something to me Bloomberg? Meet me in a movie setting in Hollywood.

State College PA.

After this election year Bloomy, all I can say is “I won’t be back”.

“Pick a hand any hand and tell me terminator in which hand do I hold the name of the next president of the United States . The left ?, how about the right?”

Can I think about? I’ll be back.

Bloomberg and Schwarzenegger discus recent meeting with the Clintons, whom were trying to vie for their delegate support .

“Erica Hill was winking at me…
Nice try, but she was winking at me!”

“Hey Bloomberg, does this purple tie make me look fat?”

Hey Arnold go terminate yourself.! You’ve already been on beat 360!

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

Hey, mispronounce the name of your own state, Pal.

“Quick Arnold !…Run !..We’ve been surrounded by people from the village and they’re armed with torches, whips, chains, and handcuffs.

Mike, today California…tomorrow president…next the world.

I’ve got five great reasons why it should be Bloomberg-Schwartzeneggar on an independent ticket, not Schwarzeneggar-Bloomberg.

If I get into this race, I can knock them all out!!

Michael Bloomberg questions Arnold about the potential of performance enhancing drugs.

Arnold, who’s your surgeon? Because you look so life-like.

How about making a sequel to “Twins”…I can play the Danny DeVito role.

“Come-on, get on my back and we’ll run for the White House”

Ahhnderson is right, purple makes the biceps look bigger.

I’m telling you, Arnold, with Hill on the Hill even your terminally ill cousin will have full health coverage.

The new “dream ticket” - the Terminator and the Exterminator!

Put the air guitar down Bloomberg. Your embarrassing me.

Come on Arni, what did you really do with Rudi??

If I find out your pulling a Spitzer…..I’ll be back!

Are you making fun of the color of my tie????

only Jay Leno can make fun of my accent you idiot…….

I’m sorry, you’ll need to see my assistant to get your parking ticket validated.

Bloomberg: I’ll bet you $50 I can beat you at arm wrestling…….

Come by the mansion for Pesach break.

Bloomberg: I’ll bet you a hybrid hummer I can beat you at arm wrestling……

Sure, we’ve got some Pepto in the back.

What, what? Speak into the mike please

Blow on my dice for luck Arnie.

“Hey Arnold…how do these guns compare to Anderson’s?”

Listen, Arnie. Forget Leno. Next time you have an announcement to make, do it on BloomTube.

Feel how soft my skin is.

Hey Michael, I bet I’ll be President before you will!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Hey wise guy… I am TOO taller than Danny DeVito!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

You may be the Terminator, but I cleaned up the crime in NY with my bare hands.

“Republican, Schemublican…”

Yeah, I got the pin from Abromoff over there, he always wears one.

Hey Aronald! Terminate this!

“Mike, think I could get a Vienner schnitzel and a Sacher torte here?”……”Don’t know Arnold, maybe you should see a plastic surgeon.”

“your better get the heck out of here, I saw Hillary coming in and she
was wearing her kick butt face.”

“Mr. Mayor, last time I saw someone as two-faced as you I was filming Terminator 2.”

“That’s our music playing. Shall we dance?”

One’s nation of origin really is a very metaphysical concept in a post-modern world, Eight more years of Democrats, and we rule.

Michael you can put that fist up all you want but I am packin’ a piece in this pocket so let’s not get the terminator Governor angry! Face it I am a Republican and we will be back in about 16 years or more!

“Like you said ….You were the Terminator”.

“I’ve got a truck load of chedda”.

“Now get out of my GRILL”!!

YOU’RE BACKING WHO? PUT EM UP!

With you by my side, we’ll show the public I can ride the subway home like any other normal New Yorker.

I’ve got some Eliot Spitzer videos out back if Maria is not around

Just remember Arnold, If McCain doesnt win, chin up, chest out, be strong, no crying.

Arnold, you use to have abs of steel. Now you’ve gone soft like a girly-man!

hey man. you better not endorse any democrat…

I don’t give a darn about your gas bubbles. Terminate the farting or you’ll get a mayoral sandwich in your Austrian kisser.

Why’d you upstage me on Charlie Rose?

Tell me, is it true? Did McCain really say that Americans were better off than they were 8 years ago?

You touch my purple girlie-man tie again and you’ll be seeing T-4,
“The End Of The Bloom’n Berg”

Bloomberg trying to prove he’s not a girly man.

” Yeah Arnold, the bathroom’s over there.”

I may be small, but I carry a big state.

Purple tie!! Really? I ought to let you have one!!

are you threatening me, Bloomie?
your German name does not scare me and your German accent is furchtbar for a New-York-Mann..

“Anderson and I were thinking of adding a little color too. How’s that KIWI brown working for ya?”

Hey Bloomy, I got to go to the can but………AWWLL BE BACH!!!

MARK R.
MORELIA, MICHOACAN

Can I borrow you? This chump from FOX keeps calling me a liberal, and I told him if he didn’t stop … that you would take him outside.

Hey Arnold, don’t you think the blue curtains, clash with the flags? Your asking me, michael? I am wearing A purple tie with a grey suit.

Listen Arnold. With your Hollywood looks and my money, forget the white house, we could rule the world

Bloomberg works on getting Arnold’s endorsement for his 2012 presidential run.

Hey Arnie, Did I tell you I have a great left hook!

“If California slips into the ocean, sure you can bunk at my place, but don’t think for a second that you can wear my bunny slippers!”

Want to arm wrestle? Arnold - I can take you!

Bloomberg: “My guns are almost as big as yours!”
Arnold: “Vhatever.”

“Arnold, you are just a Talkinator”

“Terminator 3 is on the TV in the backroom. If you get board, just head back there.” “Okay, I’ll be back…”

See my finger see my thumb see my fist you better run

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!

I am Michael Bloomberg, and I am here to PUMP U UP YAH!

“You talking to me? You talking to me? I don’t see anyone else here so you must be talking to me?

Did you check out Anderson’s guns?

“Anderson Cooper’s not the only one who’s been working out”

Myles
Chicago

i’ve got your terminator big boy!!

Terminate THIS!

I’ll be back!

See Arnold I got Biceps like your man! Maybe we could do Terminator IV together.

For the Beat 360 :

I’ll wrestle you for the Presidency, Arnold!

Arnie, what do you think of my manicure?

“You talkin’ to me?”

Look at these muscles, they are not as big as Anderson’s but they are getting there.

I got another tie back stage. That purple one makes you look like a wimp.

How many times should I tell you, ” I AM NOT YOUR TWIN”.

Hey Arnold, How about a round of boxing?

From,
Andy
Villa Park, IL

I am the real terminator and I will be back to handle this election year for the republicans Arnold.

David Evans, Wetumpka, Alabama

I’ll be back! Afterwards, hasta la vista for you, baby!

“Wanna arm wrestle big boy?”

Mike, I just don’t think they’ll let us on Broadway in a revival of “The Odd Couple.”

Its just meant to be a Broadway musical with me in the DeVito part

Mike, relax, you decided NOT to run for President.

Arnold, have you lost your mind? Get back stage and get your flag pin on. Do you want us to lose California in November?

you can be my running mate.

Listen Arnold, I will not be playing the role of the Exterminator in your next Terminator movie.

Hey did you see that fight in PA.
Clinton really knocked Obama out.

Trade mayorships? But you’re the Govenor. So California’s declining economy has finally gotten to you.

Careful big boy, or you`ll be seeing stars, and they`re bigger than the ones you folks got in california these days!

You wanna take this outside tough guy?

Yeah, I know, I know, you’ll be back!