Because China is hosting the Olympics this year they figured they should get an early lead on their team.

Croquet, anyone?

Kids learn the art of :Yoga for dummies 101 -wah-wah!

How to ‘ spare change’ a baby.

I said downward-facing DOG!

Beginners use baby weights for upper torso workouts.

“Your money or your life, baby girls. Aren’t you good for anything?”

Just hanging out with my friends.

Jenny Rome Ga

The controversial new Olympic event “Baby Hanging” will debut this summer in Beijing. The baby who can hang upside down the longest without crying wins the gold.

Three Chinese parents finally conceded to the fact that their kids just won’t be ready for this years Olympic games.

Marcy,
Mobile, AL

Chinese parents deal with the worst extended outbreak of hiccups seen in years.

Martin Smith
Kelowna, BC, Canada

Two out of three Chinese start yoga as young as one year old! Some, just don’t have what it takes…

“Why don’t boys and girls have the same rights in China?”

Due to shortage of footware in China, babies taught to walk on their head.

James Stevenson
Miller Place, NY

Renacting : I’m a little tea pot short and stout,here’s my handle hre’s my spout ,when I get all steamed up then i’ll shout Tip me over and pour me out!

After seeing Yao Ming struggle in the pros, new mothers and fathers practice unorthodox growth-stunting feats on their children.

Paents and kds Chineese Yoga Olympic Team in training!

It’s often reported that our children will have to pay for our Social Security Benefits. Let’s start shakin’ ‘em down, now!

China introduces the new miniature golf challenge “Into The Baby’s Mouth”!

The new recreational craze in China……….”‘Baby Bowling”

Chinese game show contestants on “What Was My Dinner?”

Personally I think these airport security checks are going a bit too far.

Preparation for the 2008 Beijing Baby Olympics.

Great! I’d rather have the crap scared outta me by a gigantic sumu wrestler than go through this again.

Tired of short jokes. Parents in China develop their own technic to help their children grow.

Due to an error in translation, the Chinese “Baby Wheelbarrow Races” get off to a disastrous start.

I think “Someone” should have checked my diaper, before we got started!

Breaking news from China! Bowlers in Xiamen are even worse than Barack!

I see London, I see France, doing this scares the crap in my pants

Ok, kids, If you dig a hole straight through the earth, you would come out in the United States just like this.

A huge misunderstanding at the Mommy and Me time as”Yoga” translates to Chines as “Hot Potato”.

In just minutes a day you, too, can have abs of steel with the amazing “Baby Ab Blaster”!

The Dad on the left looks like he might need remedial yoga and a baby doll before he tries this for real again. Sheesh!

Sooooo, you “Hang” around here much?
Only when my mom lets me.

The little “Yoda’s” of Yoga

Latest sport addition to Beijing Olympics: Baby Bowling

the baby on the far right says: i don’t know about you two but i wish i could grab them by the ankles and swing them around.

Troy-Z
Lawton , OK

“Are you gonna vote for Hillary? Let me hear you say it. I’ll turn you over when I hear it.”

The one with the most loose change wins!
Peter Trevino
New York, NY

The first one to vomit wins!
Peter Trevino
New York, NY

China’s argument of having a leg up on the US.

THE BRONZE, THE SILVER AND THE GOLD.

It’s 360, Mom - not 180!! Can we please finish now?!?

Based on incriminating photographs such as this, the Texas Child Protective Service is being dispatched to investigate claims of child abuse at a compound in Far East Texas.

The babies “say”:

Yikes! Get me out of here. My mom/dad should use their head rather than mine!

This is the way we go to school, go to school, go to school……

How ’bout:

“So THAT’s how they learn Chinese!”

- Rob
Redwood City, CA

Ok..OK ! I made a stinky! Let my two friends go!!

Are you sure this is good for the kids?

Damian

Atlanta, GA

“Last week a fat man was making me cry, now this lady is holding me upside down. I can’t WAIT for next week!”

I swear to you, the American political race looks better from this angle…
oops, did I just see up Hillary’s pantsuit?

Miami FL

Yep! This is how you were born!

American Idol Rewind:

William (far right) would later become famous for his off-key rendition of Ricky martin’s “She bangs”

Parents in China get into the hip-hop culture by teaching their children break dancing starting at an early age.

In the past, Michael Jackson’s fans practiced to perfect the harmless “Moon Walk”. When questioned about this more recent fan photo, child advocates could only say, “This doesn’t look good.”

This wheelbarrow race just isn’t working out.

In an effort to avoid the American paparazzi and negative press, Britney Spears is now living in China, where she is teaching parenting classes.

Yea, It’s strange at first, but you get the “Hang of it”

On your Mark . . . Get set . . . . GO!

Nothing like a good spine stretching to start your day off right!

Is this what they mean by a change in perspective?

Chinese security officials receive training on search techniques in preparation for the 2008 Summer Olympics.

Baby in orage: Dad!
Baby in middle: Look, what we have to do next!
Baby on the right: This can’t be good!

Teaching infants some Good ‘ol American hip-hop “Break-Dancing” has become the latest craze amongst Japan’s urban parents!

Teaching infants some Good ‘ol American hip-hop “Break-Dancing” has become the latest craze amongst CHINA’s urban parents!

More than just blood rushing to the brain!

Is that water on the floor or ????

New Child technique….Hang on for dear life!

” Hey Sue Lyn…I don’t think they know what they are doing!”

After a months of speculation, researchers have finally uncovered the childhood hardships responsible for the presidential candidates’ absurdity.

When viewed this way, the stock market seems to be in much better shape.

“Tryouts are now underway for China’s upcoming Baby-Lympics.”

when asked about which democratic candidate will win the nomination these toddlers responded with a unanimous

“BAAAAHHHRRRRRAAACK!”

How to tackle babies protesting against the Olympics…

Hey, I just noticed that Wolf Blitzer looks the same upside down as he does right-side-up!

Diapers are designed to work with gravity. This is not a good idea for mom or baby.

This is the most awesome rush since birth!!!

Now, that’s using your head.

“Welcome to Cal Worthington Auto Sales’ Global Infant Intern Training Program.”

“I’ll stand on my head to beat anybody’s deal”,- Cal Worthington

This photo is the smoking-gun evidence in the case of 3 Chinese infants, arrested & charged as adults for peeking up the skirt of a prominent local camera-woman.

Head Stand, you build up power and structure in both the neck and the upper back and at the same time, you train your arm muscles and coordination- it amounts to child abuse in texas.

The Chinese government announced today that low-income families can win tickets to the Olympics by winning a “baby bowling contest”. Entrants must be female infants and not the first born.

Colin Vurek
Eugene, Oregon

That’s not fair, those two babies have flat-tops.

While it may seem unorthodox, studies have shown this helps circulation.

Taking candy from a baby 101. Today’s lesson: How to empty their pockets.

Future of No Frills Frisking.

Head-over fears. Babies Made In China

Is this the proper way to raise children?

They say we’re learning yoga, but I know they ‘re REALLY training us to join the Chinese Acrobats in a show at some Las Vegas casino!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Baby 1: I want to win a gold for Hillary Clinton wins the race.
Baby 2: No, I want to win a gold for Barack Obama win the race.
Baby 3: Stop fighting, Let’s people decide to vote who will wins!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Of course this is right-side up… you need to learn to see the world from the official Chinese government-approved perspective!

Future political candidates….Getting the issues right…walk with our head..think with our feet.

Tan Cole
Channelview, Texas

IMPORTANT ! Read Instruction manual before handling.

Bowling with babies, taken to the extreme!

Turn that frown UPSIDE DOWN BABY!”

The little “Yogi’s” of Yoga

Slater Denver CO

The “Michael Jackson Dangle”

Head-start of the Olympics in China

Chinese discover new way to burp babies on soy milk.

Chinese parents get desparate for gas money they even search their baby’s diapers for change.

Its Dr. Spock….Not Mr. Spock !

And this is how people on the other side of the planet see the world!

What is the phrase…you should learn to walk before you learn to stand on your head?

This crazy world has turned upside down again!

If you look at the polls from this angle you can cleary see that Hillary is winning.

Croquet with flamingos is for sissys, said the Queen, brandishing a toddler…

Baby on the left: “Standing on one hand!”
Baby on the right: “Look, I’m flying!”
Baby in the middle: “HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead.”

Chinese austonaut trainig. Mission Start: T - 25 years

C’mon kids! You’ll never be able to balance your parents until you learn to lock those knees!!!

the new “baby go wild wii ” game, coming soon.

And in other news, the Chinese government releases a study that three out of four babies find stanidng on their head as relaxing.

Marcy, Mobile, AL

(since there is one on the floor)

I thought it went … and you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself AROUND not UPSIDE DOWN!”

The number one TV show in China is called, THE NEXT TOP BABY.

The three Presidential candidates are ready to “head” for the finish line.

Chinese leaders in response to human rights protests around the world have recently granted the Chinese the right to hold there children upside down by there feet and by the looks of it the Chinese are very happy and excited with there new found freedom.

(baby in orange) Hi, I’m a virgo & I like long walks on The Great Wall…
What are you doing after class?

Please don’t drop me! Please don’t drop me!

You need to see things from all angles and not always believe what the media tells you.

The perfect time for getting the babies ready for the 2020 Olympics

If I can only have one child, I’m going to train him for the Olympics

Baby on the left: “Look, guys! The kids in the BACK row are slacking off!”

“Being a parent definitely has it’s “ups & downs”

We’re only babies and our world is already upside down!

“Oh, so this is the Bush Administration’s view.”

Despite working in the factory where they are made, some Chinese workers cannot afford their own pilates ball.

Oh no…..our babies were all born upside down!!!!!

First training for the Chinese Gymnastics team 2020

“…and if you do this everyday until your daughters reaches puberty, you will be guaranteed that they’ll bring you a male grandchild.”

“Hey look! I pulled a Michael Jackson!”

Baby 1(to other babies): I know this takes hanging out to a whole other level….but lets try not to let all this get to our heads.

Off the chair, off the wall, off the chandelier, off the table, all net.

This is the position we will take through the hole to the United States

INTRODUCING THE DELUXE SWIFFER.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

New studies show that dropping a baby on his/her head actually makes him/her smarter!

Rock a bye baby……………ouch!!

Bob
Rome NY

Feel the force Luke! Watch me! Hmmm..Mom float me upside down…

Chinese parents show the answer the age old question of what happens if you dig a hole through the earth all the way to America…

Apparently, the Chinese arent aware that lamaze classes stop after the child is born.

Note to yoga parents: A smile is but a frown turned upside down.

H.Potter’s Generation in Chinese style.

If this is yoga, I would prefer doing pilates!

Tredmill running $10.00, Push ups $20.00. Babys workout priceless.

Get, “Learning To Wok For Dummies”, now !

Yes, yes, the brainwashing in China begins very early.

This may be good for Baby, but not my back! Oww! Okay, I gotta sit down!

Einy, Meanie, Miney, and no Mo.

Parenting For Dummies
Lesson #1: How not to walk a baby

Baby 1: Look! O

HA! Everyone in the front row…YOU”RE OUT…I didn’t say Simon Says!

baby 1: look! One hand.

Baby 2: Ha! No hands.

Baby 3: Amatures!

JM
NC

Joe M wins - thats awesome.

China’s Head Start Program

“Drum role, please: Introducing the new balance your child head-to-toe act ! Don’t try this at home grown-ups!”

Anna, Toronto, ON

Chinese American Democrats determined to show Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton how to bowl right into the White House with a new born attitude.

I know that I saw one of these babies swallow the key to the Olympic Stadium!

which way to change the diper this way or that way.

Chinese Head Start Program.

What is your prediction of the PA primary?

Ninja baby warrior try outs

ok kids if you dig a hole straight through u we can make it to the usa and grab some mac donalds

You put your whole baby in, you take your whole baby out, you put your whole baby in and you shake it all about……….

During a recent trip to China, Michael Jackson teaches his popular Baby-Dangling class.

Shake them hard and what money falls out can hillary’s campaign

ARE YOU BLEEPING KIDDING ME?

So? I think this is a great new Olympic Event. Like shot put.

” WE WON’T STOP TILL YOU PROMISE TO VOTE FOR CHELSEA CLINTON WHEN SHE RUNS..DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD DYNASTY?”

this world is realy upside down ..hillary might win again!!!!!1
ready set go…

steve ramsey
alberta- canada

Object: Throw baby in Godzilla’s mouth.

i hate yoga..give me a yougart momy…
steve ramsey
alberta- canada

Cool 9-Irons

hillary campain is upside down…way to go obama’
saad

And a ONE. And a TWO. And a THREE.

Help, I don’t want to learn to walk on my hands, I want to learn to walk on my feet first.

Inept parents getting lessons on how to drop a baby on their head.

I can’t hold it in, I got to go potty. Even if you do turn me upside down, I still got to go.

Kitchen sink strategy, I’m willing to go one step farther.

I’m falling and they won’t let me up!!!

Re-educated Soccer Moms.

Hey,

It’s stirred, not shaken!

Three volunteers show off Billy Blanks’ newest triceps exercise.

Jennifer
Auburn, Alabama

“This is the way we wash our hair, wash our hair, wash our hair. This is the way we wash our hair, early in the morning.”

I know I have a nickle in here somewhere.

Market Testing the new Swiffer Sweeper

C’mon, mama needs some money for gas!

Any quarters in those pockets?

Michael Jackson baby dangle meets yoga!!!!!

In the face of the lead paint scare in China, parents decide to teach their kids to have fun without toys.

Look ma, no hands

Shaking the piggy banks of our future!

Taller, baby, taller. This is China no more short girl babies

And the judges scores are in: 9.2, 9.7 and 9.4

Next Reality Show: “Who’s The Dumbest Mommy or Daddy?”

Hey kid - got any money? I need to put a gallon in the gas tank so we can get home!

look: a Britney Spears parenting class

Parents get their revenge! The babies get to see what it’s like to have their world turned upside down….

They told me this was the best way to check for loose change….

David Dierkes
Bartlett, TN

Michael Jackson’s “Baby Dangling” class.

Layron
Palmdale, CA

We’ve got to shake the lead out of these kids!

Crouching Mothers Leaping Babies.

maybe if we shake them the lead will come out.

Since you going to let me stand on my head, why didn’t you put a helmet on me first?

The latest way to get baby healthy and to save on diapers!

Burp, Damit

Yuan goes up, must come down.

Apalachicola, Florida

Don’t even think about boycotting our olympics or else!

Bankrupt mothers shake small children for lunch money.

This is the start of the future Olympic gymnastics team.

Miichael Jackson, still huge in China.

By rubbing your baby’s head you can use the miricale of static electricty to pick up carpet lint!

Looks like Michael Jackson and son “Blanket” are working on some new moves:)

Bottom UP

The Chinese State Medical Commission recently undertook tests to prove that there is no effect on babies swallowing magnets found in exported toys..

Baby in orange: “I don’t know about you guys, but I’m ready to confirm these new diapers as leak proof……….like now!”

Are you sure this helps future brain function?

The instructions on these shoes are written in English!!!

Mom see… I still look the same….

Chinese moms learn to curl their biceps!

SOUYTH LAKE TAHOE, CA.

CHEEPO DIAPERS MADE UPSIDE DOWN !

and to the left…and to the right…now slide baby slide..

everybody was kung fu fightin’……those babies are fast as lightnin’

Britney Spears and Michael Jackson open a Daycare Center in Japan.

Inspectors looking for toxins in baby shoes!

Seminole, Florida