Come on…….we’ll will take any Democrat on.

Hillary showing Barack that she too can play basketball.
Carmela, Toronto, Canada

They don’t pay me enough to do this.

–

Myta Santiago
Manila, Philippines

Come on, we will take on either Democrat.

“score one for the big guy” taken to a whole nother level!

I’ve heard of “Donkey Basketball” but “Elephant?”

Now if we could just find someone to play “Defence !”

The coach had to let him play, he already broke the bench !

Elephant’s vs Donkey’s, tonight at 8pm ch.2

An Elephant playing Basketball. Who’s going to “Stop” him !

The republicans could play hard ball too!

–
Jacob
Chicago, IL

Yeah, but can he “Dribble?”

But can he bowl?

He shots! He scores! But know one wants to high five him.

” Okay, you can tell that obama guy to come on out now for a little one on one with me”.

“Caution, ball is slippery when wet.”

A “TRUNK DUNK!”

just do it NIKE——–now we need shoes for an elephant so he can jump high.

LA Lakers here I come, I’ll take a size ele-normous jersey…
Miami, FL

Memphis could have used this guy last week in the NCAA Finals! Coach Calipari, get this animal a scholarship!

Gosh! I hope that Coach Popovich from the San Antonio Spurs is watching.

When coach told Jimmy to come to gym with his basketball trunks, he took it just a little too far…

Haha A republican who thinks hes a baller…

Elephants (Republicans) = 2
Donkeys (Democrats) = 0

Republicans win by default. Donkeys are a “no show”. They can’t decide who to represent their team.

Score:Obama 1
Hillary :Two whiskey shots!

A representative of the Republican party makes an attempt at getting us excited.

The McCain campaign hired this elephant to add some “umph” to his stump speeches.

“Obama, Republicans Got Game Too”

A “bitter” republican mascot challenges Obama to a basketball game in rural Pennsylvania.

“Coach, I think it’s the ‘walk on’. Might want to consider ‘em for the Center position.”

From a bear on a trampoline to a : Dramatic animal Video
of an: Elephant ’s slam dunk!

What will happen if the Dems don’t pull their team together: the Republicans will walk away with a slam dunk.

What Republicans are doing with the extra time on their hands.

I’m an artist!
But if that doesn’t work I need a plan to fall back on!

Horton Dunks a Hoop

Q: Why doesn’t the elephant play basketball in the jungle?

A. Because there are too many Cheetahs

Now that I’m in the pros, no more playing for “Peanuts”

(Sorry, I couldn’t resist)

If the republicans can’t win the election at least they can compete with Obama at something

THAT ELEPHANT HAS BALLS!

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

John Mcain Speaking to his supporters: “Let me introduce my running mate for Vice Presidnet of the United States”

John McCain Whispering to advisors: “I am sure to win now - look at those slam dunks!”

VOTE DUMBO !

after breaking jeff corwin’s arm and sniffing ac’s hair, elephants in thailand plans to take on yao ming in beijing 2008 olympics

Republicans practicing for the General Elections.

Playing for peanuts doesn’t bother me, but how about a uniform?

It’s Shaq. As a little boy.

Smoking Kobe Bryant and Chris Paul, we now have a new front runner in the race for MVP.

New Republican Ad: Divided We Stand .org

Thai sticks will make an elephant do some crazy things!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Republican Carl Rove off his medications.

“It’ll be a slam dung”

Elephant to Jeff Corwin: “I will play nice with you this time, I promise.”

The new center for Thailand’s next Olympic basketball team

ELEPHANT SURFS THE ‘NET!

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Well, the Olympics are coming up and Thailand needs all the help they can get

Funny, the other day we caught a Democrat also “taking a shot.”

Dumbo Dunk

That’s a lot of dunk in that trunk .

Michelle, Virginia

Stunt double for the Karl Rove part in Oliver Stones new film.

You think that’s cool, you should see the donkeys playing chess.

GREY ELEPHANTS CAN’T JUMP!

The Republicans getting ready to slam dunk the presidency.

Gee, The Harlem Globetrotters sure don’t look like they used to!

This elephant is an elitist and out of touch with the rest of his herd.

With the fear of many nations boycotting the Olympics, China is encouraging “alternate” athletes to step up their training.

Deleted Planet in Peril scenes

Dunking, it’s not just for donuts anymore.

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

will he be a first round pick, and what size jersey do you get him

Somebody please raise the net. This is too easy!

Caution: This photo may result in a media circus!

IN: Baby Elephant Walk
OUT: Sweet Georgia Brown

“I play to forget”.

Thailand’s Olympic answer to Yao Ming

(said to towel boy on the sidelines…)
“No need to wipe the sweat off the floor, however, you might want to keep this shovel handy!”

This will teach Clay Bennett not to take the Super Sonics away from Seattle.

See, even an elephant shoots free throws better than Shaq!

I like this bowling game better,I couldn’t fit my trunk in that other bowling balls holes.

I bet Obama can’t dunk like me?

I call this next one ” The Trunk-A-Dunk!”

This is so humiliating. Are you sure Michael Jordan got started this way?

Charlotte D
Stockton CA

You are free to leave Bangkok if you team can beat my team Meadowlark.

My favorite part of the show was when the Elephant sprays the fans with water instead of the expected confetti.

When Tiny comes through town you won’t see Jack or Spike courtside.

Some people make alot of money playing basketball; however, depite their level of achievement, elephants will continue to receive nothing more than peanuts.

Finally, a player big enough to match Mark Cuban’s ego.

What’s the difference between and elephant and a basketball?

One is round and charges through the nets,and the other is a basketball!

Yes I play basketball in the hot sun, and I don’t shower after. Jealous ?

HORSE?! Thats funny!

Nothin’ but net!

If only he didn’t foul-out so often with the reach-arounds.

“I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
An elephant’s faithful, one hundred percent.”

And thereafter no one else even bothered to enter the NBA Dunk Contest.

Rochester, Minnesota

So K-Fed quit golf to play basketball?

Hey I heard that some bird called Larry, was great at this game. If a bird can do this so can I.

This Bangkok player was inspired by Larry Bird and Magic Johnson.

Don’t fake the funk on the elephant dunk!

Alright….I got the “H”, now for “O”….

Elephant-”I would use my hands but I broke a nail the other day folks!”

Memphis’ new recruit showing off his clutch free throw skills.

Barack Obama ain’t the only one with a killer jump shot.

Damian

Atlanta, GA

Former cast member of Tarzan, relishes new career.

Ming out! Elephant in!

One more and i win the stuffed Tiger!

McCain’s dream: I’m the Obama Slamma

More talented than the Lions are at football.

Elephants can’t jump!

“Since the Democrats are still fighting it out, we have a lot more time to work on Our Game.”

The Pacers finally find a player that is likely to stay out of the bars.

John McCain attempts the Obama strategy of pickup basketball.

Republican mascot practicing for the big game in November.

HIS AGENT SAYS HE WILL WORK FOR PEANUTS

It has now become obvious that steriods are not only in use in the MLB but in the NBA as well.
Lauren, NY

In an effort to relate to the sports-minded voters, today the GOP showcased their newest mascot.

He’s Just Trying to make it into SHOW BIZZ.

Trunk Dunk !!!!!!

Phoenixville,PA

> Jay FL < He Will Work for Bananas Too!!!

And you thought that Asian basket ball player was tall?

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

In between painting masterpieces, Jojo likes to shoot some hoopes to relax

Okay, come on, let’s play e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Let’s talk about my contract. How many pounds of peanuts do I get for
a basket?

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

-Why couldn’t this elephant play ball in the jungle?
-Because of all the cheetahs.
wah-wah-wah

Yes. I did suck on the ball. But I didn’t inhale.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Take that McCain - bring on the Donkey.

I’ll play for Miami, So I can take on Shaq and the Suns,
That Big guy has nothing on me. I can even make free shots
better than he can.

(To be read in limerick form)

An elephant in Thailand shoots hoops
But steps off the court when she poops
Her first name is Hillary
She dodges artillery
When caught in a lie she says “Ooops”

“Goal Tending” my ASS!!!!!!

Alley….OOPS…..STUCK BALL

“in your face Bama”

The republicans have to get fit if they’re going to war for another five years

Republican strategists turned their attention to basketball strategy rather than the election…………no wonder McCain is more boring to voters compared to the democrats!

It’s a slam trunk!

2009 March Madness here I come!

McCain tries to show that he can play basket ball just as well as Obama can bowl

Michael Jordan turns republican!

Commissioner David Stern-”Number 1 Pick in this year’s NBA Draft….. an elephant.”
Agent for the elephant-”We will sign for peanuts!”

Justin Weimer
Gahanna, Ohio

Elle, remember “No Charging!”

lol….you guys are such kidders ! Now ” who ” plugged the hole ?

I have to get my mind off of all the attention the donkeys are getting!

The Elections have now switched to a basket ball competioton because the voting process appears to challenging

Harlem Trunk Trotter

An omen for a G.O.P. slam dunk in November?!?

Newest expansion team . . . “Political Pachyderms”

And you thought steroids in BASEBALL was a problem.

The Republican Party’s contingency plan if the election is to be decided over a pick-up game with Sen. Obama.

McCain wants to take Shaq’s spot after his campaign falls to Obama’s mezmerizing bowling skills

McCain strategists got the Pennsylvania primary day off!

I don’t suppose anyone can get Jeff Corwin to come shoot some hoops with me?

(*cue the footage)

McCain is getting a little old, he took a different shot than Hillary earlier this week, and showed he had better sports skills that Obama

“Amazing? Not compared to saving the Whos.”

ahhh…the awsum balance of a well groomed tail !

wah wah wahhhhh

McCain realized he was a little old for a trunk and a dunk!

George Tenet watched this show the day before he told the President “Don’t worry, it’s a slam-dunk”

George Tenet was referring to this show, not WMD!

Republican mascot shoots a few hoops.

Slater, Denver CO

I workout,eat right,but that last ton is the hardest to lose.

don ‘t ask me ask John McCain, he is so superstious.

Can’t be any worse than Shaq at the charity stripe!

“White Elephants Can’t Jump”

Dumbo trys to dunko!……………..

Anyone for a little one ton on one?

The GOP gears up for a potential one-on-one with Obama.

The GOP passing the time as the Democrats battle over nomination!

Mike in Phoenix

Yea yea GOP, that’s impressive; but how’s your hangtime?

McCain can shoot more than straight talk!

It looks like John McCain did shoot something in the war!

“I think we should draft him coach. He’s a bit slow on a fast break but he never misses a three pointer.

Hoops, I did it again!

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Grey elephants can’t jump

“Apparently McAin’s got game.”

Wow! Republicans do have some tricks up there sleeves!

“I hope the basketball scouts are here today looking for some new players to recruit.”

If I make this shot, Anderson WILL marry me!

“They get the tall one and I get the short one, human’s sure are funny.”

Another driveway basketball legend:

Jordan soars from the free throw line!

The original Mai-Thai slam-dunk.

Horton Here’s A Hoop

“Let’s see Babar do this.”

Babar and Snuffy only wish they had my game!

Ballin’ !!

San Diego, California

One more famous athlete concedes to the “steroid” rumors.

On or off the court my moves are Ele-quint.

Playing as the democratic point-guard.

Shaquille O’Neal might be able to slam dunk it, but he sure can’t “slam trunk” it.

These balls are like peanuts, you can’t eat just one………

Hey babe, there’s more where these came from…….

NIKE, SPIKEY, I ‘ll do just fine with these hoofers…..

Call Lou Dobbs ! They’ve outsourced basketball !

Sign me up for the knicks! I’ll work for peanuts.

Elle Fant is a real space eater

Number #1draft pick in this year’s NBA Draft, from Kenya, Elle Phant

Bring IT, Kobe.

Dumbo goes in for a 360 degree slam.

Share some of that funny little NBA money with me, so I can get me some goregeous ear rings and a nice place to crash, honey!

Share some of that funny little NBA money with me, so I can get me some gorgeous ear rings and a nice place to crash, honey!

Michael Lyon Alvarez
Los Angeles, CA

After not being able to beat any human competition, the New York Knicks scout other opponents.

The G.O.P.’s latest attempt at garnering the votes of youth.

Palatka, FL

last one for Hillary before Tuesday… Marcel.. .Panama,Panama

The republican’s first ever international slam dunk.

Horton Here’s A Hoop

Well, going home too see the wife now, might as well leave these here.

Hey coach, our Asian scout says he has found our ideal player. He said he can make shots and is quite effective at crushing the opposition.

Bring on Shaq and we’ll see who can win.

Paris, rescue this dunk’n elephant !

I believe i can Fly…

all net baby!

A slam dunk for peanuts.

cnn world sports update:

Phoenix Suns superstar Shaquille O’Neal has been working on his free throw shooting with an eye on the upcoming nba playoffs.

Elephant: Cool! I am star of movie called “Planet in Peril! Yay! I wish see Anderson interview me on AC 360!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

YES HILLARY I PAY BASKETBALL TOO

At least this elephant can score!

Alabama Crimson Tide’s new star center.

Brandi & Krista
Pierre Part, LA

“Look Ma! No Hands!!”

Next on AC360, we will be interviewing the star of the new movie,
“ELEPHANTS CAN’T JUMP”

The Republicans train for the upcoming elections in November.

Forget about double dribbling…the refs are scared to call him for double dunking!

Fort McMurray Alberta

Wilt Chamberlain is reincarnated

Fort McMurray Alberta

How do you like those baskets Shaq?? You may be the “Big Man” of the NBA, but Pachyderms still rule!!

Realizing the elephant can’t shoot free throws, the opponents adopted a new strategy: Hack a Pach.

The Republicans’ response to Darwinism…

Forget Dumbo, I want to be like Mike.

When he caught wind of the democrats skill in basketball he decided it was time to start training, similarly to the donkey down the way began practicing his bowling skills.

Who won the Sumo Beat 360?

In an effort to keep up with Obama, Hillary Clinton unleashes her own basketball weapon.

(Thanks for coming to the University of Miami, Anderson!)

I’d rather play pin the tale on the donkey

McElephant

Unlike Hillary’s tale of sniper fire in Bosnia, her story of playing basketball with an elephant actually checks out.

A Republican who shoots hoops, but the question remains; Can he bowl?

” Look, Shaq! This is how you shoot a free throw! “

Self portrait by elephant slam dunks with critics.

Canada

E-BA’s No 1. Draft Pick.

McElephant …

Joann in Meadville, Pa.

And the Republican Party has announced they have recruited Dumbo to play Barack Obama in a game of one-on-one!

Hillary’s secret weapon in case Obama challenges her to a basketball game.

“I don’t just paint…I play basketball, too.”

North Dakota

That’s what I call doing a dunk with your trunk.

We have many tricks in our tool box to win the election.

Midwest City Oklahoma

And they said that white men can’t jump…

Megan Stitchman Alberta, Canada

Finally We Have Someone to Block SHAQ!!

grey men can’t jump!!!

Dublin, Ireland

man. . . air jordan aint got nothing on me.

Brian
Tucson, AZ

Dumbo got tired of flying…

“Under the hooves, over the ears, through the trunk “!. . . NOTHING BUT NET!

A–nd McCain goes for the layup….. Watch out Barrack - John’s got game too.

Kevin- Pittsburgh

It’s a slam trunk!

Since retirement, Jorden has really let himself go…

Des Moines, IA

Who says elephants are useless??

This is exactly what the Knicks need to make the playoffs!

“My feet are killing me!”

This election is no slam dunk for the GOP.

…. does this ball on my nose make me look fat??

Trying to get to the pros, Shak practices the ole trunk ‘n’ dunk.

Tiny goes for a slam trunk.

Who said only the Democrats will do anything for votes?

ok, so i’m not so mobile, but my free throw percentage is better than Shaq’s.

Gray elephants can’t jump, either.

Where do elephants play basketball? Anywhere they want to.

There’s a Thai basketball team?

slam trunk!

Those Dems will slam anything to get a vote!

2 points for this dunk? I think scientists would call this a 5.7.

Shaq has really enjoyed the South Western cuisine since joining the Suns!!

and you think you have a hard life

Look mom - I can slam trunk!

Laura
Charleston, SC

that’s right trainer…. tonight, .. while you sleep. you’ll get yours. an elephant NEVER forgets!

You should see his slam trunk.

Slam Trunk !

Looks like the republicans are desperate to win.

“It’s a slam dunk I tell ya!” George Tenet

More Democratic hoopla!

Now I’m a big guy, but this is one hell of a PEANUT!!

Who says elephants can’t jump?

houston, tx.

atleast he never forgets the plays

Call me, Jerry Buss.

Slam Trunk…a.k.a. Mammoth Slammath

ok, so i’m not so mobile, but my free throw percentage is better than Shaq’s.

Tom Clark, Tokyo, Japan

(sorry, forgot to add address)

If I make this basket, McCain will win the Presidency!

divided democrats is slam dunk for we republicans!

He takes the shot, Looks like the Magic Johnson has put on some weight though

“Too much dunk in the trunk.”
Dennis Fitzgerald
Seattle, WA

That’s what I call doing a slam dunk with your trunk.

Baton Rouge, LA

No Kobe, we can’t hire him to Guard Shaq when we play the Suns

Those republicans will do anything for a vote!

Dumbo doing his best Shaq impersonation…

Look mom! The republicans can learn new tricks.

Another Republican predicting a slam dunk.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant,,. this elephant’s shooting 100 per cent!

After taking them, Shaq realized that he had not injected steroids, but elephant hormones.

Shaq, can you do this!

“Coach: our new center has a great perimeter shot, the longest reach in the game, and he sets a mean screen. He may have a bit of a weight problem, though.”

“A sure winner in the SLAM-”TRUNK” competetion.”

Slam Trunk!

Peanuts my eye , i’m raising money for the republican party . Go McCain !

Watch this trunk dunk!!!!

While the Democratic candidates destroy each other, the Republicans play basketball.

Hey its Shaquille o’neal’s brother

Will the REAL ’round mound of rebound’ please stand up!

Dumbo had Walt Disney for his agent, and all he could do is fly….. Where’s MY Agent?

what will the donkey do to top this?
AZ

Another ‘bitter’ elephant clinging to his basketballs.