“We, the people of small town rural communities, now declare that we are no longer clinging to our guns and religion, and furthermore, we would like to invite Barack Obama into our homes so he can see just how we really live”

As the global warming crisis deepens, thousands of refugees swarm toward the poles. Oh, the humanity!

The snowman primary - Frosty for President.

Let’s all hurry up and become snowmen while there is still snow!! Global warming is catching up!!

Delirious fans rock out during the Rolling Stones “Ice Age” tour.

Scientists today are still baffled to explain the existence of these monuments on Christmas Island.

One supporter at a McCain press conference asks if his health care plan would cover prosthetic carrot noses.

I don’t care if you are standing right next to me, honey. If I get a glimpse of Erica Hill, I’m gonna just melt!

“lean with it, rock with it.”

Frosty the Snowman is here. Guess where he is.

– Myta Santiago
Manila, Philippines

Dezz Lewis, Langston Oklahoma

My fellow Snowmen from the looks of it here in Velka Raca-Oscadnica, Slovakia the snowmen are more unified than the Democaratic Party in those United States.

What started as a whisper suddenly erupts into a deafening roar…
PUTZEL WINS “BEAT 360″ !! PUTZEL WINS “BEAT 360″!!

Snowman gathered to protest global warming…the riot seems to of ended up in an unknown lake in Slovakia!

Let’s all hurry up and become snowmen while there is still snow!! Global warming is catching up!!

Mohsina, Canton, Michigan

Hi. My name is Frosty and I’m an addict.

This is what would happen to Americans if Hillary is President. We’d be her frozen subjects like in the Chronicles of Narnia.

The often overlooked North Pole Democratic caucus has garnered more attention this year.

It is so hard to tell who is who. Everyone melts alike.

Jenny Ga

Breaking News!: Al Gore’s secret army protesting global warming.

Karin,
Alberta, Canada

Beat 360 Tuesday April 15, 2008

“Alaskan Super Delagates meet to discuss support of Hillary or Obama”

Guy Bastien
St. Catharines Ontario Canada

Hey you, man. We’re chilling out here. Let us in! LOL

“I don’t care what anybody says, its too cold out here today to be watching the bobsled races.”

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout - i’m telling you why… Obama is coming to town…

When they said we were going to play freeze tag I didn’t think it’d be for real!

BREAKING NEWS! The Polygamist Compound in NORTH Texas!!

We’re coming to take you away ha ha ho ho he he

Now the Democrats have changed their color to environment friendly green!

Social hour at the Yearning For Snowman Ranch

The Michigan delegates are still waiting to hear if their votes will count at the Democratic National Convention.

Martin Smith
Kelowna, BC

We need housing, too!

Shuffling off to Buffalo!!

I suppose you wonder why I called you all here today…

Dale Cipra

Chatsworth, CA

Frosty and his “Entourage”….

The polygamists found some unusual choices for their next few wives.

Martin Smith
Kelowna, BC

ICE’d Immigrants

The Snowman Cometh!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Frosty the polygamist snowman has over 20 wives and hundreds of children.

Run run….spring is coming!

Frosty reject Graveyard!

Last winter Herschel Walker decided to build a snowman to represent each of his personalities.

Ad hoc meeting of the Antarctic Ice Shelf Preservation Coalition discussing urgent global warming matters.

U.S. Army soldiers fighting the war in Iraq!

Gulfport, Mississippi

No president has been elected in the last 20 years without the all important swing snow man vote.

And what do the candidates propose to do for all of us ‘Iglooless”

We’re tired of the mole people getting all the credit. We’re the real reason John McCain got the nomination.

Uh oh, a cold day in he** really came … who did what to who?

Staunch Republicans rally to play down the significance of rising home heating oil prices by chanting, “We Don’t Need No Stinking Heaters!”

‘S No Men on Parade

It’s so cold that even Snowmen Wear Hats!

That global warming is killing us !

On this day in “Whacked Out History” President Kennedy delivered his famous ” Ich bin Ice… Berliners” speech.

I have a funny nose ? Your the one with the carrot nose.

I don’t care how cute you are dear,AC could just melt me into a puddle!

Why is Obama here campaigning ? Doesn’t he know us white guy’s are voting for Hillary.

The economy is the number 1 issue- we like to think not!! Global warming is the REAL number 1 issue!

Most of us in Pennsylvania are not bitter, but it can be bitter cold.

The 361 “Snowman March”

So many snowmen, so little snowomen

Global warming, Oh no!

Future wars will consists of snowmen and snowballs

Hundreds of snowmen were captured today. Flashing their icicles in public.

Someone has been reading too many Calvin and Hobbes comics.

Jenn
Monrovia, CA

Hundreds of snowmen came out in protest against “Yellow Snow”

“It’s beginning too look a lot like cloning!”

Hundreds attend the annual “Snowball Dance”

David Duke’s ideal population.

We Pennsylvanians are “bitter” cold!

Slovakia insists on immigration control but the snowblower at the boarder just doesn’t do it.

White colloar workers go abroad looking for jobs.

We said goodbye to snowman 280 last night… Which means only 279 days remaining in the Bush administration, when the sun will shine again!

Since the Penguins keep getting all the movie deals, the Snowmen plan a stunt to get some heat, so to speak.

These guys have balls!

I have a question. Where do snowmen go when they melt?

Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are courting this new demographic in anticipation of Tuesday’s important Pennsylvania primary… the “white under 32-degree” voters.

What too much plastic surgery can do.

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

All snowmen are created equal, “COLD”

We are Antartica! Tonight we dine at Dairy Queen!

Bitter white folks all facing rightward. Must be a Hillary rally.

Hey, the humans were right. “Juno” really did melt my heart.

Damian

Atlanta, GA

The 13th Reserve Mountain Division: Ready for deployment Mr President

The “white under 32-degree” voters.

Beat 360 wants an even 360 snowmen. Someone has to melt away.

Overheared at the Snowman Ralley…”don’t listen to him, he’s a flake!”

Jeez, is someone trying to get their Christmas Blogging in early?

The Clinton campaign now suggests that if we would count these disenfranchised voters, she could win the democratic nomination.

The Million Snowman March

These protesters demand to be taken seriously, insisting they are not a bunch of “flakes”!

Its a new children’s book: “Where’s Anderson?”

“The paparazzi cleverly disguise themselves outside Britney Spears’s chalet in Aspen.”

from Jack Weld, Naples, FL

I don’t care how many snowmen you have under the age, in your household. You still cannot deduct them!

Dozens of protestors picket Al Gore’s appearance at today’s Global Warming Summit.

BARACK OBAMA GETS THE COLD SHOULDER IN RURAL PENNSYLVANIA.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Return of the living snowmen: Frosties break the ice

I don’t care if I am a snowman, I’m freezing my “Assicle” off out here.

When Snowmen attack.

North Polians await to see who the Democratic Nominee will be…before It’s too late.

Cocaine addict rehabilitation center

When Obama made his guns and religion statement, the audience froze in disbelief.

Obama finds Pensylvania to be colder than he thought.

They’re all standing there perplexed as to why their leader and spokesman Frosty is giving them the cold shoulder.

Global Warming??

Have a “Ice Day” everyone!

hundreds showed up to give the candidate a very frosty reception.

Freeze! The first snowman to give us any problems, gets hauled off to the cooler

361 snowmen found fighting spring holding out for their tax credit.

Terry F.
Wilmington, DE

Has anyone seen the “Chill-dren?’

Applicants apply for jobs with Verizon support in Alaska.

Demonstrators protest snowboarding.

Global Freezing.

I don’t like working here, the boss gives me the “Cold Shoulder” and my co-workers are a bunch of “Flakes”

‘cold cemetery’

Al Gore’s next Nobel Prize endeavor.

Having tired of “Soulja Boy”, everyone began doing “The Freeze”.

A crowd forms to enter into the Republican National Convention.

Hillary Clinton’s surrogates. Now that’s a snow job.
Carmela, Toronto, Canada

Obama got a chilly reception at his latest speech in Pennsylvania….

The migration method of the wild Alaskan snowpeople have been altered by American Airlines groundings.

The people of Pennsylvania have been giving Obama the cold shoulder!

This elec tion is so “HOT”, I’m going to “MELT”!

Carla, ON, Canada

The anxieties of seasonal unemployment.

Welcome to the 32nd Annual “Running of the Snowmen!”

Ed said “assicle”…hahahahaha!

News Flash!
Democrats Embrace Religion….All Hell Freezes Over!

Ayo A
Denver, CO

Welcome to the North Pole’s nudist colony.

I am voting for Frosty

Hillary and her followers, long after the election, still vowing not to get out of the race.

Junior, don’t eat the yellow snow!

“This hat’s killing me!”

“Places everyone! Now even if you lose a limb, the snow must go on!”

Al Gore made Inconvenient truth to save these snowmen in time for the world record to be set, not to save the earth!

“Alright, alright! I’ll get a hybrid.”

SNOBAMA!!!

I hate these lines at the Post Office on tax day!

Taking their lead from the Ents in Lord of the Rings….the Snowman Summit finally decides on Al Gore. One problem though….they missed the last election by 4 years.

“Protesting the Olympic torch seems awfully risky to me.”

“WE’LL BE BACK.”

The Slovak Legion laying ambush… quietly, obviously!

With summer fast approaching the new Dolce & Gabbana snowman line was a big hit….Designer carrots, sheik but still breathable !

Frosty and his posse.

360 degrees later we’re still on the beat…

Used to be red and blue states, now they’re all on the bandwagon for green. Obama knew what he was talking about when he said those who are bitter cold will vote against their own interests!

Robert Mugabe demonstrates that all the voters in Zimbabwe were real.

Martin Smith
Kelowna, BC

Today the North Dakota legislature passed a law requiring a fence with Canada to stop illegal snowman immigration. They claim that thousands of American snowmen are being put out of work by the illegals, who are willing to work for ice cubes.

It must have been a slow day in Slovakia

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

The weird part is that it was grown ups who did this!

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Will the real Parson Brown please take a step forward?

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Todd, Long Beach, Ca.

What the Bush Administration will look like next January.

“So Frank, where do we go from here?”…”Don’t know Julian, since they weren’t smart enough to make us some feet!”

So, what is airport security going to do with this one? Confiscate the
pointy carrots ’cause they could be used as weapons?

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

This picture proves that the candidate’s entire speech was a complete snow job!

After the great success of the film “THE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS,”
narrator Morgan Freeman agrees to a sequel, “MARCH OF THE SNOWMEN.”

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Yes, we live on a compound, and yes our family trees may be a little murky at times, and yes our clothing is rather bland and all alike, and yes the children don’t know who their parents really are. BUT we have absolutely no relation to the FLDS

“Does this picture come with a Freeze Frame?”

Humanitarian groups are expected to protest the stunt stating this is a
waste of good carrots that could have gone to impoverished nations.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Nobody, and I mean nobody escapes the snowman inquisition!

All dressed in white to see the Pope at Yankee stadium

All dressed up and snow wear to go

“Ya know, Bill, there’s something about this place & these people that just makes me feel right at home.”

General Petraeus reaffirms the Iraqi army is willing and ready to fight on its own.

Chip from Flagstaff, AZ

Simon says “freeze”

Snowmen of Kilmanjaro discuss Gore’s paper predicting their iminent demise.

The Slovacian Macarena hits a snag,no feet.

As the price of carrots continues to climb, snowmen are seen rushing to grocery stores to stock up for the season.

After mass producing an army of snowmen, The Joint Chiefs break the bad news to George Bush — snowmen cannot survive the desert conditions in Iraq!

The anonymous call to tip the drug squad off on ‘a party with heaps of snow’, turned out to be a hoax…

the ultimate “green” production line

“All the Roads leads to Rome”

T Charisse, LA, CA

Boy, doesn’t anyone use E-file yet! These post office lines are horrible at midnight.

Attendees were disappointed when the wedding was called off at the last minute. It was later reported that the bride had cold feet.

Now serving number 35..!!
Anybody?!…
Number 35?!…
Okay,… Now serving number 36….!!

Are they waiting “online” or “inline?”

“Psssst…Harry, I can see your snowballs.”

Welcome to the 25th annual meeting of the Hillary Clinton Fan Club

Polygamy: to think it all started with one flake…

Dieter
Toronto, ON

It’s too HOT in hell! What did you expect us too do…….

Someone get that dog out of here

McCain supporters shout: “BACK TO THE ICE AGE !”

Ok everyone, Y M C A

Global Warming You Say Mr. Gore?

“Okay, everybody freeze!”

Navy Seals as snowmen before a raid in Iraq this past winter…..

At a recent rally in Alaska Hillary Clinton proved she’s still popular with the white voters.

Its the thaw that counts.

Hey, pass the SPF 45, this global warming is messing up my skin…

Hurry! The weather can’t make up its mind in Louisiana, we gotta get to SnoCone Haven before it does!!!

Brandi & Krista
Pierre Part, LA

Even snowmen are lining up to vote in the primaries!

As the Pope arrived……………we realized, hell has frozen over.

“Are your assets frozen?” Call Polar Bear Stearns.

You said you wanted cool people for your campaign!

If hillary become president will she tell the truth or will she remember she won.

The reception Sen. Obama is recieving in Pa.

Look what she’s wearing isn’t that last season’s FIR?

Despite the warm weather, snowmen at the nude beach continue to wear scarfs.

Fort McMurray Alberta

Snowmen go on strike in protest of having their chill-dren taken away by Texas officials who heard the rumour that snowballs were being tossed around.

Fort McMurray Alberta

The American Bishops waiting for Shepard ONE !

Minnesota in May

Snowmen line up for the premiere of the comedy “When Snow Falls” staring Jonathan Winters, Billy Crystal and Red Buttons.

Fort McMurray Alberta

To fill the days since he retired Bob Barker has taken to snowman building. All went well this day until he started yelling “Come on
down……..” I guess nobody wanted the trip to Tahiti.

Snowmen freeze enmass upon noticing yellow snow

Fort McMurray Alberta

Ice Fish, Baby
Ice Fish, Baby
We Wanna
Ice Fish, Baby

I got your Global Warming right here!

This is one state Obama won’t carry!

Canada beefs up it’s border crossings upon a request by US homeland security.

Fort McMurray Alberta

After the “March of the Penguins”, there is the “March of the Snow-folks”

“They can take our lives!!!!!But they’ll never take our freezdom!!!!!!!

The audience looked particularly cold at the taping of the David Letterman show last night.

Having great success with changing the route of the Olympic Torch, the White employs the same people to change the route of Pope Benedict XVI at the last minute leaving the people of Washington D.C. Bitter (cold) and clinging (to their sweaters)

Snow cones! Come & get your snow cones!

The competitor’s at the Snowman Olympics watched in awe as the Olympic cauldron was lit……unfortunately the team from Slovakia were placed a little bit too close…Oh the humanity !!!

361 snowmen imitating the exercise routine on Regis and Kelly with guest co-host Anderson Cooper

“Gee I Thought “THE BIG CHILL” was gonna be about something else.”

Wait ! Don’t anybody move ! I lost a lump of coal.

Picture of “Hillary” voters. Frozen with fear after PA.

Am I the only one that smells carrots?

Snowman: We are watching Anderson Cooper 360 right now, if weatherman says more snow and kids will make build more snowmen!
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

Oh my goodness how long is this primary going to last, I can’t feel my feel my hands and feet.

“Marge, listen just relax honey. He’s only got less than a year in office. Kids will be all right. We’ll all get out of this freeze, and I’ll look like a real man to you soon.”

An offering to the god of snow and winter — this year enough is enough — we are ready for spring-like weather! (from a disgruntled Wisconsin resident — it has been a LONG winter)

“‘Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night!”
We’ll dance better than prisoners in the Philippines!

Hillary gets an icy reception.

” I knew that global warming was a hoax”

this is hillary clinton team and supporters…she left them in the cold
with her hot lies

steve rmsey
alberta- canada

“There’s no avoiding thaw and taxes”

You see Louise…..I told you the line at the post office would still be long despite the snow. It’s tax day for crying out loud! Geez!

Is it my imagination, or are Bill and Hillary’s noses getting longer by the second?

That was cold, Frosty, very cold.

Dude!
Dude!
Dude!
Dude?
Dude!
Dude!

After the last of the cold days are lost in small town PA, snowpeople cling to sticks and resent spring as he make their way to the polls to vote for our next President. Snow-way Florida and Michigan will see this day.

Jeff
Lehigh Valley, PA

That’s actually Pennsylvania,where the democrats have left the voters COLD !

Holding auditions for the new Frosty was a chilling experience!

“I don’t know about you Bob but I’m freezing my snowballs off!”

dam, my feet are stuck too!

February 2008 - Hundreds of frozen New England Patriot fans mourn the Super Bowl loss and refuse to leave until they see a win.

That day in hell when Washington really does change the way it does business

Hillary and Obama battle for hotly contested and newly registered democrat snowman vote. Meanwhile in Arizona McCain meets with the conservative tumbleweed snowmen in hopes of gaining their support.

Slovak 300.

Obama’ble snowman rallies those left out in the cold!

Slovak version of The Battle of Thermopylae.

“Where’s WALDO !”

The answer to Obama’s event coordinator’s dream.

Where’s “Waldo” ?

“I’m sorry, but, this is going to look so pretty.”

“hey where’s my hat, someone here has sticky fingers………….wait a moment you all do , you must be in government

An Al Gore look-a -like contest was held at the Global Warming Summit in
Geneva. The theme was big bellies due to Al’s rush to eat all the ice cream available before it might melt.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

obama supporters reacting to all clintion’s coments about obama

democrat’s next debate.

clinton’s throw obama a party.

The first troops melted and flooded the central U.S., Next we flood the World HOORAH !

Where’s Frosty Volume I

the clinton’s reunite with old freinds who are now super delagates.

Hillary Clinton today conceded defeat to Barrack Obama. And in other news, we’re seeing some unusual weather in Hell today….

Christmas on Easter Island.

i know im suppose to take the 360 challenge but i just wanted to say how cool that was to see all those snowmen i live were if your lucky you might get one or to a year to see because it doesnt snow here much ..ok i try to take challenge

snowman says to the other snowman (so what do you wana become when you melt?)

Hi, my name is Frosty and I am running for President of United North Pole.

Upon mass manufacturing snowmen, the world awaits China’s next export.

I guess they weren’t exaggerating when they said that our soldiers hold their ground.

Hi, my name is Frosty and I am running for President of the United North Pole.

Hey the superdelagates are frozen too!

Mitchell in Nagoya, Japan

This is the revealation that Sovakians have way too much free time on their hands

I can’t believe we got tickets to ColdPlay.

You might say we are BITTERly cold

Why does Punxsutawney Phil have to always be right?

“I don’t care if they’re just snow people ! Give them all a name and registered to vote ! I need every vote I can get !” - Hillary Clinton

Caption: “A Global Warming Protest That Will Melt Your Heart”.

Who says it doesn’t snow in Denver in August. We are a frozen party.

Onlookers watch in fright as the democratic race begins to heat up.

Excuse me… Mr. President?
Yes, you in the thin red scarf down in front… I’ll call you Mr. Scarf… your question?…

“Go melt !….I’am not spending the night in your freezer…I’am no slush !”

Everybody FREEZE! This is a stick up!

Before global warming gets to us, lets party one more time

snow men convention
topic: why no one makes a snow woman

Snowmen across America begin their annual migration to the North Pole.

“Poor old Frosty, they used shovels, threw salt, and left him in his own puddle.”

Millions of Snowmen begin their annual spring migration to the North Pole. Film at eleven.

We invade Greenland for oil!

We have got to do something about this global warming thing!

Pennsylvania voters are so bitter they’re cold as ice.

Cheer up, Frosty. This is the last year they can do this to us!

Concerned citizens against global warming.

Obama leaves Pennsylvania voters in the BITTER cold. [whan whan whan whan]

Staten Island, NY

Baby, it’s cold outside!

McCain and followers cryogenically frozen to preserve his chance to run for President again in 2012.

“Dude….do you smell carrots??”