Wa ,! Wa! ,Not this boring elevator music! Make it stop!

Awww, no more presidential debates. The sound of silence is so refreshing and calming.

Get these things off of me!! I need some peace and quiet!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

I wanna go back!!! Mommy!!!

Here we go again God i hate when this happens

We all knew Miley Cyrus appealed to a younger audience, but this is a bit extreme!

This is what I feel like after learning yet again my caption
has been rejected! Cue the cheesy-music ” WA,WA, WA”!

Music does not always calm the new born babe.

Is this some kind of hip music that I am
suppose to understand ?

Michelle, Virginia

Preparation under way for the next team to take over on the way to the nearest star. It will take 3 generations to cover the distance.

The first breed of Ninja, Cyborg, rapping babies.

“Why can’t I have XM!”

Hey this isn’t Motzart!
I think this is K-Fed!
Are you people trying to torture me!

Triple Play

More Cow Bell!!

Finally some peace and quiet from these darn politics.

Studies show that 2 out of 3 babies recommend these headphones.

“Nurse, oh nurse . . . When will the doctor remove the large forsips from the babies’ heads? They’ve been in the world for 7 hours now.”

K. Williams / Tomball, TX

The new i-pooh

How can you sleep? This music is horrible!
California

Classical music? Come on dude, give me some rock ‘n roll!

California

How Randy, Paula and Simon got their start…

Randy: “It’s a little pitchy”
Paula: “I disagree…she’s a star”
Simon: “You sound like a wannabe… I’m sorry”

Noooooo! No more head squishing please …

“Remember:…No white after Labor Day.”

‘

OOPs! Forgot my “do” and other pertinent info:

Shellbelle at Palatka, Florida suggests:

What’s a dude got to do to get some Brahms?

Hey, how come they get the Beatles and I get stuck with Britney Spears? That’s child abuse!

Hey amn this Baby Einstein rocks.

Jenny
Rome Ga

OOPS SORRY . Should read “Hey man this Baby Einstein rocks!”

The Andrews Sister Version 2.0

The new iPooh nano

I think one on left just heard about the Fed & Baby Bear Stearns…….

Hey, can this Mozart crap. How about some Stones?

Apple introduced today the first iPod for multiple birth siblings. This particular model dubbed the TriPod will be available in December. In a recent survey 2 out of 3 users recommend this product to their friends and wombmates.

The secret to Molly Cirus success is discovered.

Is the one on the left listening to “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to”?

Three Cosmonauts show the deleterious effects of nine months in space.

Our well-being would be MORE improved if you put some Pamper’s on us, not MC Hammer “parachute pants”!

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

If they are going to play WATER MUSIC by Handel, we may need to wear something MORE absorbent…

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Houston, I have a problem!

Rockin the cradle

ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE! ALLLLVINNNNN!

These iPod ads get stranger and stranger

And in a few months, when they can finally open and focus their eyes, they’ll also get to hear these tunes again with the full Pink Floyd lazer-show.

These boy bands keep getting younger and younger…or is it me who’s getting old?

Guantanamo Babies!!

Guess which one is secretly listening to Howard Stern.

OMG! I was promised show tunes! And could you guys have found me a less flattering ensemble? I don’t THINK so!

“I would have stayed in mommy’s womb if i knew about The Rolling Stones!!!”

EAT YOUR HEART SIMON COWEL I AM THE OBAMA IDOL
STEVE RAMSEY
ALBERTA

CRANK–IT–UP!!!
YOOOO-HOOOO!
>BURP!!<

YOU GOTTA FIGHT,
FOR YOUR RIGHT,
TO POOOOOOOOTY!!

welcome the newest storm trooper cadets!

Put Elvis back on!!

Grumpy, Sleepy and Dopey…Dressed in Snow White…

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Beastie Babies

is it just me, or does anyone else think they could have found a smaller pair of headphones?

Why is that child on Fox? H’e supposed to be on CNN like the other two!!!

only Hillary is crying, Barak and McCain are enjoying Mozart, or awaiting the 3 AM call.

Forging new frontiers in early-onset hearing loss

Tucson, AZ

She loves you waa, waa, waa….

Slater, Denver CO

(Orchestra swells) “We are the world! We are the babies!”

Headphones : $100
Clothes : $25
Being able to tell your baby will be the next Usher : Priceless

(From left to right)

The Story of the 3 Babies:

Baby #1 - “This one is too loud”

Baby #2 - “This one is too soft”

Baby #3 - “This one is just right”

While exposing classic books on tapes to babies is at best controversial, scientists are unanimous in their condemnation of them being read by Fran Drescher.

Whatever happened to the simple lullabye?!

WARNING ! MISUSE OF A TIME MACHINE COULD RESULT IN UNINTENDED PARADOXES !

The three future presidents in the room react to General Patreus’ testimony on Capitol Hill.

And thus the Brothers-Gibb (Bee-Gees) were discovered

These hapless time travelers listen to: “I AM MY OWN GRANDPA”.

Each baby is listening to campaign speeches from one of the presidential candidates and the baby that goes the longest without crying will project the next president.

Baby Stormtroopers.

Paranatal I-pod training aux trios

I hate this lullabye music!! I wanna hear rock and roll!

We are Borke. Resistance in futile.

Unable to tap their toes, or hum along the babies do have other ways of “joining-in” during the 1812 Overture.

“Lets just put it this way: music sounded a lot better INSIDE the womb”.

What to do with nineteen seventies audio technology. Isn’t this child abuse?

I told you we should have had Jay-z lay this track.

White is the new pink and blue.

I give it a:
1.) 7.5
2.) 9.0
3.) 9.0

Cosi fan Poopy

The soft rhapsodic sounds of mother’s heart beat in the womb - so five minutes ago.

I need something I can snap my fingers to.

..Come on and Rock me Amadeus!…

Station Soft MuZ WAHH: We’ll either put you to sleep or make you wet your pants

From left to right: young Simon, Paula and Randy judge the newest Idol contestant.

MY HEADSETS NOT WORKING!

Not “Chamber Music” “Changing Diaper Music”

The New Behind the Scenes Crew at CNN.

In an effort to settle the debate on early intellectual stimulation of newborns, scientists test-out the Mozart Effect versus the Mos Def Effect.

Do I look like a Mozart type of baby!

Hey Sis! Did you catch Anderson Cooper 360, last night?

Well, a least I don’t have to listen to moms bad singing anymore!

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH MY AGENT!

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Bohemian ‘WRAP’sody.

I’m brilliant!!!! shhhhhhh

The first baby is listening to Amy Winehouse singing “No, No, No!”

Future U.N. members in training

Kenneth
Terrell, Texas

Five extra bucks for headphones, that’s outrageous

Blah, blah, blah! Enough of this child lullaby music. Turn the channel to Anderson Cooper 360!

Sounds Of Nature “Rippling Stream” Now I have a wet diaper.

Two out of three listeners like John Tesh.

Baby on the left: I wonder if I’m singing off key?

They’re listening to Falco’s Greatest Hits! Rock Me, Amadeus!

Don’t you just love this “New Kids on the Block” cd!

“Awwwww, hells yeah! That’s my beat!”

THE THREE TERRORS.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Mom: When I want my babies to sleep, I let them listen to the three presidential candidates.
Some how, Hillary can’t seem to do the trick.

Oh you guys, I got Mick Jagger over here!

Oh God! Finally, thank you we can’t stand hearing about it anymore…Someone Please just pick one already Hillary or Obama!!

2 a.m. 3 a.m. one of us better answer the phone !!!

Crying baby: “Why would we WANT to learn how to do ‘the robot?’ We can’t even CRAWL yet!!!”

Hey, this baby wants to rock and roll. Enough of this Mozart already!

The guy in the centre listens to Obama, the other two to Hillary

Baby on the Left ” WA WA ..my Ears…Please adjust the volume, or take me back to my womb !!!”

Baby in the middle ” I kind of like it, sweat dreams guys”

Baby on the Right ” My new home is a little noisy but feels good”

Some intellectual connection, huh! All listening at the same time!

So this is the 360 sound producers…no wonder they can’t find a good voice for 360…..they can’t understand them!

“Alvin, Simon….Theodore”
doot doot, do do do Doot”

YAWNI !!!!!

Bose takes over the world…it finally reached hospitals.

You were once, twice, three times a baby….

The Wiggles First Album….sleep little babies

America has gotten so lazy they can’t sing to their babies anymore

Check baby, check baby, 1 2 3.

Ryan M.

Kenai, Alaska

News of The New Kids on the Block Reunion is met with mixed reviews.

K-B-B-Y FM Radio - All Babies, All the time. Ga! Ga!

Hey don’t they have any baby sized headphones?

You would look silly too if you went out with your ipod with headphones the size of your head (that’s why they call them “headphones” ?)

Scientist: “Baby #1 is by far the smartest baby of the trio, clearly he is trying to turn down the volume”

Mom: (said dryly) “or he pooped.”

Hanson: (*Just) Before They Were Stars!

These new I Pods are awsome !

The Supremes reunite to re-record “Baby Love”

I think it’s time one of those two get stuck listening to the William Hung CD!

A new study shows the effect of congressional testimony on newborns.

Putting large headphones on a baby:
(Sung to the tune of “Its My Party.” by: Leslie Gore)

♪♫♫♪♪♪♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♪♪♫♪♪♪♫♫
You would cry too, If this happened to you.

If the Parental magazines were up in arms over the choking hazards caused by teddy bears, I can’t wait to see what they’ll say about this one.

3 peas in an iPod.

I know Mozart. sorry!!

Paul Harvey uses the same Bose headphones.

“Now, you have the rest of the story. Good Day!”

alvin, simon, theodore…. is that you?

Early on we could see Simon Cowell just had to share his opinions without regard to other people’s feelings…

As if newborn’s heads weren’t warped enough…

The next generation of talk radio hosts gather for their yearly conference.

Susan
Phoenixville,PA

The latest boy band “N’cubated” singing a cover of Justin Timberlake’s “Cry me a River”.

We represent the lullaby league…

Twinkle twinkle little star, listening triplets raise the bar

Not only do we listen to the Rolling Stones, we share the same brand of diapers!

The baby on the left is reacting to a nurse’s experiment to change her Mozart music to “Madonna”.

We Really are the “future generation!”

Are you two hearing what I’m hearing.?

2 out of 3 babies recommend listening to classical music when trying to sleep. The third recommends not wearing headphones while trying to sleep.

Erica’s first experience with cheesy music.

R.T.
Westmoreland, TN

Hear No Evil. Hear No Evil. Hear No Evil.

The baby on the left got news instead of the music, and is reacting to hearing summer prices for gasoline in the USA.

So this is what the future American Idol will look like. Randy, Paula, and Simon must have great agents. It will be years before their replacements will be ready.

got milk???? or at least something that will quiet my little brother here.

The Slovak Republic pushes the limit to admit youthful candidates to
its astronaut’s training program.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Does this mean we each get our own ceiling mounted flat screen TV’s in
the minivan later on?

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Baby #1: Someone change the track, I dont think this will make me sleep
Baby #2: Hmmm, this is cool! Now that’s rocking me to sleep!
Baby #3: Zzzzz

“Which one of these is not like the other?”

We really need to grow into these.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Auditions for Spinal Tap drummer - 2009 World Tour

The matches in the ‘under 1′ classifcation will be delayed temporarily until our little sumo wrestlers wake up!

Heaven forbid we have to use these darn things when we
get our IPODS.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Yeah, I suppose you think this is funny. Now gimme that camera and I’ll show you something funny.

Newborn Network Auditions…Ok the screaming is good….just give me a little more drool…perfect…

Baby listening to the the soothing sounds of Polygamyst Warren Jeffs.

Preparing the next generation of POP culture

-AJ
Chicago, IL

“This isn’t Mozart, it Mariah Carey!?!?! Oh, what a cruel world you’ve brought me into. Waaaaaaaaaah!”

Now you know why all the Slovaks have flat ears.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

The little Sumo Wrestlers listen to classical music while they wait for their matches to begin in the ‘under 1′ clasification

The one on left has his headphones on some Gun’s and Rose’s,
Cool!

Who’s the clown that dreamed up these carrying handles?

Houston, we have a problem. There’s more to this relativity stuff than Einstein thought!

“No need to cry, honey. It’s OK - someday they will read your mom’s caption on Beat 360!”

Moe is already upset with Larry and Curly. “Why, I outta!…”

Civil rights activists are up in arms about Ronco’s new Baby Handles.

“When she sings..’Baby, Baby,Baby’.. Is she talkin bout us?”

Paula, Randy and Simon…before there American Idol judging duties really took off!

“Three Tunes to Womb-a”

Limited time offer: Babies R Us Headphones for $19.95ea.

“Apple’s iBaby”

“Thank you for choosing American Airlines. Sit back, relax, and enjoy your flight. We have experienced a small delay. In an effort to make your trip as comfortable as possible, we have passed out complimentary headphones. We’ll get back with you in the next couple of days when we have a more definite departure time. Thanks again for choosing American Airlines.”

Here we see the first recording session of the Really New Kids on the Block.

can we have earbuds instead?

Obama- Hey John, will you tell Hillary to listen and stop whining?
John McCain- You tell her. She’s on your side, not mine!

Baby on the left: “I don’t want Mozart! Where’s my ACpodcast?

Okay, who’s the wise guy that playing Rush Limbaugh’s show for the baby on the left?

Dreamgirls!

“Nine months ago my mom & pop do the hippity-dippity and all I get out of the deal is the ‘Marriage of Figaro’ stuff?”

“Stop your complaining buddy, I got Michael Bolton!”

Next stop…American Idol!

Motzart on iTunes- $0.99
Vivaldi on iTunes- $0.99
Having your brain compressed shortly after birth- Priceless…

Introdcuing the newest musical sensation………….”The New Babies on The Block!”

Hear No Evil
Hear No Evil
Hear No Evil

Claire - Birmingham, AL

Mommy, they turned it. I want my Larry King pod cast back!

No womb to hide!

Baby Boomers!

Guess which baby is being used to test the new Clinton ad?

“We were so innocent before politics…”

“The perfect way to escape politics.”

Only one of these babies is listening to Celine Dion. Can you guess which one?

Say a one, a two, a one-two -three and ………Baby let’s Rock!

Baby #1, I wish we had a sound proof womb!

Contestants for MTV’s Rock the Cradle II

Hear No Evil, Hear No Evil, Hear No Evil

“My headphones are broken.”

“Please listen to Obama” shouts one baby as the other two sleep soundly listening to Clinton and McCain!

OK I’ll sing and you listen, YOU WERE ALWAYS ON MY MIND , YOU WERE ALWAYS ON MY MIND, TELL ME, Charley puts them asleep every time.

Baby Bop!

Houston, The time machine works I’m not 50 years old anymore.For some reason I have a strong urge for my mommy.

“How about some Sinatra or Holiday?”

Got Mind Control?

Kingston, Ontario

:Yeah you,
Rock me all night looooong
Yeah you”

Thank God for classical music! When they put these big things on me, I thought it was going to be Mariah Carey!

I wanna rock and roll all night, and party everyday!
Lauren, New York

I want to listen to rock & roll, not rock-a-bye baby.

“What are they doing, don’t they know there suppose to sing when
they put these on.”

“talk about tone deaf! these McCain girls have go to go, give me Mozart!”

“What are they doing, don’t they know their suppose to sing when
they put these on”.

The new Slovak Republic boy band…NSTINK

“talk about tone deaf! these McCain girls have got to go, give me Mozart!”

My favorite song is “I’m Bringing STINKING Back”

Is this supposed to sound like progress?

Rock and roll to please your soul

Lullaby-Rock for the new generation

“Hear no evil. Hear no evil. Hear no evil.”

“American Idol producers starts training the replacements for Simon, Randy and Paula”

Hey guys!
I thought it was - One for all and all for One?

Word is out that this is how the Jonas Brothers began.

Terry
Norwich, Ct.

“The opera world discovers it’s next big star”

“The Guiness Book of records confirms the youngest ever Karaoki singer”

White robes…classical music…spa treatments apparently start at a young age in the Slovak Republic.

Even babies are sick and tired of hearing all of this campaign mumbo jumbo!

Baby 3: Hold everything, I’m hear no evil!

Baby 2: No; you’re say no evil, I’m hear no evil!

Baby 1: Did someone say something, you know I can’t hear!

the jonas brothers new video

These earmuffs really keep our ears nice and warm and comfy, but what’s up with all that racket we keep hearing ?

I want mine changed to CNN 360!

NURSE!?!?!?
MINE’S NOT WORKING, I WANT MY MONEY BAHAHAHAHACK!!!

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING SISTERS!!!!

I WANT MY IPOD BACK!!!!!!!!

yep,fresh out the womb and ready to consume …….

Don’t be a “Cry Baby” when it comes to classical music. Give it a try!

“Flavor flaaaaaav!”

baby 1 - a Hillary supporter screaming that she too has been ready since day one.

baby 2- a Obama supporter looking calm,cool and collective.

baby 3- a Mcain supporter looking like any of us do when trying to survive through a Mcain speech!

Boy, the things a kid has to do to get some sleep around here!

3 peas in a pod, 1 sweet pea prefers his own ” ipod “

How in the heck can you two sleep with this crap playing?

Steve
Los Angeles

Rock the Cradle!

No! Not another Anderson Copper episode.

Yes, you’re once, twice, three times a Baby

Oh Mommy, I dont want to hear this ads - At 3am, who picks up the phone, I want to pee at that time !!!

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil! No!!!

I’ll take the pacifier over these headphones any day!

Manilow? Seriously, we were just born, and the best you can do is Barry Manilow?

Guess which of the three is listening to a presidential candidate.

Manilow? Seriously, we were just born, and the best you can do is Barry Manilow?

♪♫…And the Cradle Will Rock… ♪♫

New parents learn that noise-canceling headphones only work on INCOMING noise - not OUTGOING.

Jenn Caivano
Pittsburgh, PA

Band: “Kid Rock” Slovakian Style.

Better start right at birth, why wait till a few years later ???? An electronic generation !!!!!

Nessun Dorma (None Shall Sleep) …literally

The Three Tenors in training

Grooming out future presidential candidates starts earlier and earlier every year!

The new child-proof way for others to enjoy that long plane ride.

Hey John and Barack, turn to the left, you ought to here this one !

“What’s this? Mozart? I specifically requested Van Halen!”

We heard enough of this “heartbeat” tune the womb.

I guess we know which one is listening to the Heavy Metal CD.

Hillary, Barack and John–not listening to the RIGHT stuff !!!

THREE ROCKERS CHILLING

FLORIDA

Baby on the left : STOP, in the name of LOVE……