“Hmm, ok, is Botox in aisle 7 or 8???”

“Somehow I don’t imagine being cough syrop would have the same effect as a…”

Did Camilla tell me to pick up wheat or rye? Where did I put the bloody shopping list!

I know people say I may be a little uptight, but this is ridiculous!

“What are those? Prizes you say?
Golly, do ordinary people have to pay for their grocerys?”

Just like American politicians I’ve never bought anything in a store. So please someone tell me what I am looking at.

Maybe Mum will realize I’m ready to lead and become King if I take this Supermarket manager job.

Oh ! Dear where am I could this be Mars.

He’s in the dairy section - too many jokes?

I’ll leave it to someone else to pass comment (the Tower of London is a little to close for my liking !)

Sarah, Canterbury - UK

Good Lawd, do the commoners rawlly eat this rubbish?

Do we have to do this shoot in from of the bloody fiber supplements? I’m not the Queen Mum, you know?

I’m sure they have Imperial Margarine somewhere around here. I’ve got to get Camilla a crown somehow.

Lesli
Burlington, ON
PS I’m sure I showing my age with this one!

“Oh pish posh, I forgot is mum wanted cherry or regular Pepto.”

Roger, MI

This will work. With all of the lovely pastels here, it will look jolly good against my lavender shirt. I am dashing, aren’t I Camilla?

Wow I have no idea why I’m here!

Most awkward Activia Commercial

hmmm…cot…maxi…tamp… there are those little mischievious buggers …Camilla!

I need that but if the bloody press doesn’t leave, it can stay! I’m outta here.

I can’t talk like them. lol

This is supposed to be food? The food I eat come on a plate and is hot!

I wonder if they have anything here to shrink the size of my ears?

Wouldn’t you love to see him in a sweat shirt and blue jeans with his hair messed up, like ordinary people?

Being King ain’t what it use to be.

Bloody Hell! Who eats all this stuff. Where is the caviar ?

HMMM…I’m looking for some of that pork that those Americans are so good at wasting! Wonder where I can find it!?

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

One day I’ll be King ,and this will all be mine, all mine! Muhahahahahahaha!

Blimey! They do have Prince Albert in a can.

David, Los Angeles, CA

Mmmm - those canned peaches look scrumptious but I left all my bloody money with Camilla!!

How did I get stuck grocery shopping again? If only I were King…

-Matt
Lewisville, TX

I think that if I shop in a supermarket the gossip mags will say I have a common touch?
Why is everyone looking at me? Surely everyone dresses up to go shopping?
Where’s the shop assistant, how can people find anything?

Will Camilla notice if i give her a juice for 1,99?

Where is the Double Chocolate Nestle Quick?

What isle on earth is the stiff upper lip gel?

“Are you kidding? Made in the U.S.A.! Who would buy THAT! Their dollar isn’t worth a British pound of garbage.”

My first time in a grocery store, strange. Look at all the people in here, I wonder why I’m the only one in a suit?

Charles - “The store near my castle doesn’t look nearly as nice as this one.”

…So this is the place the commoners call a “grocery store”…I think I may buy one of my own.

I wonder if they have Prince Albert in a can?

“Was that Super or Super Plus????”

Oh dear, oh dear me…. did she say Vaseline or Vagisil?

Miami, FL

” Butler, please put the yogurt in the shopping cart. I’ve heard that yogurt does wonderful things for a horse. ”
“Excellent, sir, how many would you like for the polo ponies?”
“The ponies? I was referring to Camilla!”

“Shopping in this store is just like selecting a US Democrat nominee for President, not enough details to make a wise choice.”

“hmmm, now if I give Mum too much of these ‘probiotic yogurts’ and prune juice and she cannot leave the porcelain throne for long, maybe, just maybe I could finally be King”

Lori,
Ontario Canada

At ease…my Pharmaceutical Subjects, I’m just looking for a bottle of Viagra.

So this is what they mean”Don’t marry the cow you get this for free”

Oh blast, where DO you keep the fungal creams?

I’ve never been to one of these stores before, so tell me where do I find the tabloids?

I hate it when that bloody personal shopper is on holiday!

Prince Charles imagines what life would be like if he actually had to shop in one of these places regularly…

WOW! Look at the prices, of some of these items.

I say! Is this where the little people shop?

“Where is my chaffeur? I can’t handle shopping?”
Penny from VA

Which brand of these prune juices would loosen me up the best?

Sorry your Royal Highness. Because of the Crystal Meth-Crisis you’ll now have to ask for that from the pharmacist.

“They all say ‘concentrate’…….I’m concentrating………now what?”

Is this where one finds Griecian Formula ?

modoc, sc

I see you back there! You can’t fool me.

Harry and William sent me to the store! What! They eat this stuff and it helps with what? Oh My! What has happened to my two sons?!!

(Speaking of the yogurt and the digestive additives to help “the system move”

Ear wax removal, $4.99
Nose & ear hair clippers, $6.99
Looking like a stallion, for my mare,”PRINCELESS!”

“With all this selection, why is the food in my country so bad?”

This week on Law & Order: A detective from across the pond helps out.

The “Priceless Prince”

Let’s see….Grecian Formula is that in stock or do I need to go online?

My word! They really do have Prince Albert in a can.

Forgetting it was April Fool’s Day, a concerned Prince Charles searches the store after a prank caller asked if they’ve got “Prince Albert in a can”.

Attention shoppers! “Royalty in isle 5″

Now let me see…. Hair color or Viagra!

Where’s the aisle for Metamucil? I need something to improve my disposition…

Mark S.

Sacramento, CA

Wait till they see me pumping my own “Petrol”

Drat! Where in the world to they keep the Grecian Formula?

There never seems to be a “Store Clerk” around when you need one!

From the popular tele program in the UK in the 70’s. Now being shown here on PBS.

“Are you being served?”

So, this is where food comes from?

Melinda
Florida

I’m completely gobsmacked!! They DO have Prince Albert in a can!

Thank goodness I don’t have to do that bloody American election thing every four years to keep my job.

R.T.
Westmoreland
Tennessee

AH! So this is where milk comes from!!

“I wonder what’d help bring on a Bowles movement?”

“Does this tie really go with this shirt? Camilla I need advice.”

I may be a “Prince” coming in, but I’m a “Pauper” going out!

I’m glad Pres. George H. Bush made that stupid blunder about not knowing grocery stores had scanners so that I don’t have to look silly.

Now how on earth am I going to get out of here with that box of tampons? If I even pick it up, it will be all over the news, but I’m sure Camilla really needs this stuff by now.

Haha!

“Attention shoppers, if there’s a Prince Charles in the store, come to register 9, your Mum is looking for you”

“I wonder if they stock the horsefeed here…Camila must be getting hungry”

“Where’s the Crown Royal?”

“Well-ordered and color-coded. Ah, to be in England now that spring is here.”

“Okay, Where’s the Imperial Butter”?

Where’s the DanActive? Camilla needs regulation!

“I’ve never met such cultured individuals in my life!”

(because he’s looking at yogurt…get it? :D)

“The suite is, of course, Savile Row. But the heavily startched and monogrammed teddy underneath is Victoria’s Secret, as am I.”

Simply amazing what the Chinese make these days!

“Yogurt? Oh dear boy… I do believe the last time dairy and royalty were mixed were when — well, it never would have occurred to me that people were serious about admixed embryo creation until — well here I am on April Fool’s Day. Excuse me - am I on Candid Camera? What’s all this rubbish about Newcastle group? Hello? Halloooo! I’m Prince Charles damnit and I want some non-April-Fool’s Day answers right away…”

” I was born to shop!”

Perhaps the emblem is a bit fatuous for a Walgreen’s run.

Two for one. Jeeves, bring the “Royal Cart”

Unbelievable!! It’s no wonder the Euro Dollar is low with these prices.

Nichelle
Playa Del Rey, CA

Really now, I was thinking of shopping for still another wife, but it seems
I’ve wandered into the wrong merchant.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

“Mr Humphries are you free?”

This is all most curious. I must say I seldom see so much variety of
produce that one cannot eat. Most curious.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

What happened to the servants? I thought this was beneath me

The store manager inspects his inventory at “All Hail the Creams!”

gee maybe if i buy the skin creams and make-up it will help my wife look better to me and the media!!

Now away with you camera bearing fools. I was just here to pick up
a thing or two for the Queen Mum.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

The “Rolling Stones” get a movie, I get to go shopping. There’s something “Dreadfully ” wrong with this !

Did Camilla tell me small or super long,This is embarrassing that I have to do this every month.

You mean people actually come into places like this and buy things?

Drat! Camilla seems to have presented me with some sort of nasty rash and I cannot see a rememdy here. I suppose I must speak with the chemist.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Ah! Most lovely. I appreciate so much how these items are all lined
up in perfect form. It actually reminds me of my own life, of course.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

would that cover the gray with a natural looking hair color? i wonder.

If I buy the container with the red label, it will clash with my shirt. but maybe it will complement my complexion.

Regular, diet, with, without, natural, artificial, powder, liquid. I’m sooo confused !

“Does that package say for her pleasure, why in gods name would someone care about that?”

That’s not really tea, you know. I feel like knocking down the whole bloody aisle.

Ben
N Las Vegas, NV

‘blimey..that bloody butler has his own line”

‘wheres that product on the telly for someone who only LOOKS constipated”

ROYAL HAIR-CARE FAIR EXCLUSIVE!: British Heir Shows Rare Flair.

T. Dunov
Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

“I bloody CAN’T Believe it’s not butter!”

“Now where the devil is the Beluga Caviar and Chateau Rothschild? I bloody hate when this happens.”

Red Bull and ciggs that’s what Britney gets at one fo these places. What’s Red Bull?

I hope not to buy food or ecomony to high, I can’t afford this. that is crazy! Whoa! too high price this aisle! I need to save gas for price!
Megan D.
Shoreline,WA

Even royalty sometimes gets the munchies in the middle of the night.

hmm they sent me to the wrong aisle… no viagra here?

It comes to mind, actually, that I might wonder just what
King Ralph would do in a place such as this one.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Mummy! Oh mummy!! Isn’t this what the servants are for? And look, now they have a picture. This is no way to treat royalty!! If only I were King…

Pesky photographers…Camilla will have her knickers in a twist if I don’t get that Viagra.

“Prince Charles gets stumped on this week’s episode of Celebrity Supermarket Sweep”

I wonder how many more pregnancy tests I can fit in my pocket. Bloody hell, don’t want the press getting ahold of this one!

“You see, yogurts can only see in two dimensions, so if I turn sideways like this, I’m invisible.”

“You mean I have to touch it? Where are my minions?”

i can… use a couple of those tonight

Prince Charles gets pranked for April Fool’s Day. “If Prince Albert is really in one of these cans, then I bloody well better find him and let him out.”

I remember that cream…it made me unable to sit down for a week.

Tom
Bergen, Norway

FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE CAMILLA . YOU PUSH THE CART - NOT PULL IT!

CAMERON COX,
WINNIPEG, CANADA

” Beam me up, Scottie!…post haste!!!”

So this is what the little people eat? No wonder everyone makes fun of English food….

“mmm…I wonder f they have Prince Albert in the Can?”

… and then the Handsome Prince was seized with a sudden suspicion that … yes … that it had been one of these very hair care products which the Wicked Witch had used to turn his hair orange

T. Dunov
Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

I have the feeling that I’m over-dressed for my new stock-boy position at this supermarket!

Mark S.

Sacramento, CA

Now, where did Mum say they kept the Depends?

“Hmm! I promised to meet with Anderson Cooper for an interview, but I wonder why he wants to meet me secretively in the dairy aisle. By golly, I hope that this is not about Mad Cow Disease; I’d rather talk about terrorism!”

(Later when Anderson Cooper arrived: It turned out to be that he had to shop for greek yogurt in order to fulfill his daily requirement of calcium and vitamin D intake, to Prince Charles’ delight and they talked happily ever after about terrorism => It was actually Anderson Cooper hiding from his E-stalkers)

Note to CNN: I know mine never gets picked, so I wrote a lengthy stupid one for yah all to read and grind your teeth on, haa haa!!!

Grocery shopping is such a royal pain in the arse.

ROMPIN’ WITH THE ROYALS- The inside view:
How much would they have to pay YOU a year to super-glue your thumbs to the seams of your pants? “Try running like that ….”

T. Dunov

Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

So…this is where you go to add a little spice to your life???

“Now where is that damn prince albert in a can?”

A Viagra Jello??? hmmmmmm

Zaza, Madison, Wisconsin - USA

Looks like the bloody pharmacy at Westminster… but I can’t find the Valium.

Excuse me, no I don’t know where the bloddy condoms are and I DON”T WORK HERE!

“Jolly good. So this is where groceries come from? Who knew?”

Charlotte, Stockton CA

(This is one of the better pictures. Thank you.)

Got anything for a pain in the ass?

No, I’m not a Doctor and I don’t play one on television… I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night though…

This isn’t going to be on bloody YouTube is it?

Who knew commoners had so many choices…

“Uhmm which one is Viagra?”

Kristin Sorianosos
Chula Vista, Southern California

“What in bloddy hell are these?? This just goes to show you how much I get out… yes sad, very sad.”

Kristin Sorianosos
Chula Vista, Southern California

“Are you kidding? Made in the U.S.A.! Who would buy THAT! Their dollar isn’t worth a British pound of garbage.”

Yes, I’m the bloke that use to be married to Princess Di

This dairy section is more “Frigid” than “Mumsee”

“Oh Bloody Hell!!! Why did I ever volunteer to help with Weight Watcher’s shopping for Fergie!!!!”

Why does Camilla send me to the store for her femmine products.

I’ve heard our maids talk about places like this, Good heavens, do I actually have to take this from the shelf?

Blimey, you need a king’s ransom to afford these bloody prices!

(I’ve been sitting here laughing out loud, so many great captions. Some are a little…..uhm…. mean; but really funny. No matter, I’m sure Camilla isn’t sitting in the castle reading Beat 360.)

Great picture, thanks. Maybe we’ll get a british accent from Anderson? please??

“Wales, Shmales! I could have been a pretender. I could have been somebody.”

I’ve never met such cultured individuals in my life!”

(because he’s looking at yogurt…get it? :D)

“This yoghurt thingy looks yummy. Maybe Mummy will let me have for breakfast instead of porridge tomorow.”

Is Count Chocula anywhere around here, ol’ boy ?

Mark S.

Sacramento, CA

Now what did Camilla want me to buy again? Was it depends or a bottle of rum?

Viagra? Viagra? Where is the bloody Viagra?

Pardon me, but I don’t see the King size Grey Poupon!

Where might I find a King sized roll of bathroom tissue?

“I’m so confused. I thought dairy products came from cows and not from pretty colored containers in a grocery store.”

My heavens, how dreadful it must be to be a Commoner!

So….they really do have toothpaste?

Is this the UK or the US? Everything seems to be made in China!

Yep, the castle is fully stocked.

John, Buffalo NY

Come along Camila, the Bently is double parked!

Oooh, I love that stuff! But Camilla would have me sleep in the pool house for sure…

Do people really eat what comes in these cartons?

Harry, they all work the same, just pick your favorite color!

” Oh my… did these juice cartons just say something? Or did I just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me ?! ”

Marc O.
Montreal, Quebec, Canada

If I stand still enough maybe they won’t see me….

Attention shoppers: Bubble and squeak sampling on aisle 12.

David, Los Angeles, CA

All I want is some bloody tea and biscuits! Now which aisle did they put them on? This is madness, I tell you! God save the Queen!

I know viagra has be here somewhere

What kind of barbaric place is this?!?!? Clearly that label has not been faced properly.

I don’t know for the life of me what I did with that bloody shopping list!!!

Amazing…you can come to a “market” and choose what you want to eat and disregard things you don’t like?… Wow, poor people are so savvy!

Let me see, I think I’ll take Aisle 5, and maybe 3, and 2 for now. Do you honor American Express here?

“Where’s This…Activia? I need to normalize my Royal “Hein”ess Region…Bifidus Regularis and all that.”

(if you decide to pick my comment. Can Anderson say it in his cool British accent?…it would be really funny)

Let’s see now . . . what hair color was it that Camilla asked me to get ?

Yes, umm Camilla asked me to run in and pick up some, what do you call those things, you put them in your tea, they’re little bags.

Hey, I forgot if did my Mum wanted me to buy Vitamin water or Juicy Juice?

Is this the aisle they put the viagra..or was it cialias
camelia wanted me to pick up????

Prince Charles searches for the best prune juice to loosen him up.

Where’s the tea?

Where is the dang toothpaste? I really need some.

Erin in Liverpool, NY

Boy did i take a wrong turn to Buckingham Palace.

Joe Ramirez
California

Why Hello There,
Are u talking to me???
what do u mean u dont know who i am,
Im PRINCE CHARLES for crying out loud,
dont u want my autograph??

A shopper walks by Prince Charles and asks: “Is that organic deli meat in your left pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

I dare say, none of these are laxatives.

Eenie meanie miny moe,
Catch a tiger by its Toe,
oh bloodyhell, ive forgotten the rest of this rhyme,
got to start all over again,
what time do they close again?

Where’s that bleeding pink stuff Pepto Bismal !

Where is that Prince Albert in a can eveyone is calling about?

Real Funny..I am not “MISSING”…just aloof

I love milk but Bloody Hell does it make Camilla gassy….Can someone tell me where the beano is.

Katie Maston
Dallas Texas

I had to see this for my bloody self….our stores ARE beginning to resemble the patriots.

Where’s the bloody Rogain at. Those blokes up front said it was in the personal care aisle.
Lisa
Minneapolis,MN

I can’t believe its not butter!

Burt Squires
East Berlin, PA

Let’s see I need Geritol,Pepto Bismol,and that little dab’ll do you stuff Brylcreem.

Where do they stock my company’s cookies?

The name’s Bond, James Bond…. How’d that look?

I love these little blocks that say yogurt on them. Wouldn’t it be funny if they were filled with yogurt?

Porter! Porter! Bring me some yogurt.

Could you tell me where the “fiber” aisle is? I’m going to need to spend some time on the throne.

“This yoghurt thingy looks yummy. Maybe Mummy will let me have some for breakfast instead of porridge tomorow.”

Where’s the bloody toothpaste?

BLOODY HELL!!!!!!! THIS ISNT THE PUB!!!!!!!!!AHHHH;;VIAGRA HALF OFF,,,,,,,,,,CHEERS!!!!!!!!

Lets see, is Viagra over the counter yet ?

Did Camilla say she needed the rejuvinator for herself or was it for the floor?

The side of a milk carton - quite possibly the only place my ex wife’s face never graced.

Bluhhh, excuse me! I better spray one of these before someone else comes down this aisle.

Hmm I wonder if there is anything here that can make Camella look a little better I sure am tired of haveing to put that paper bag on her head every night.

As an April fools prank, Camila tells Charles that you should never approach the yogurt section directly, so for fear of explosion, he backs in with caution as instructed.

Prince Charles’ April Fools Day trick on the citizens of the UK: pretending he cares about prices of well…anything!

I’m hearing strange sounds? Or is it my old bones squeaking? I’m not sure.

Rahni, Connecticut

Let me think now, Toothpaste is for my mouth and Preparation H is for my arse. By jove I think i’ve got it now.

Morelia Mich.

This is NOT a pink shirt! Get some glasses you moron!

what? a supermarket? they exist? no… no! it’s all just a dream…just a dream…

Charles hears a who : ” I’m telling you mate, those yogurt cups are talking to me!”

lets see now… paternity tests… isle 4

I should have listend to Donald Trump, and got that prenup.He told me , prenup,prenup,prenup.But did I listen No………

What on earth is this? Something imported from the colonies?

Is this where the Viagra is located?

To me it is a puzzlement.

“Geez. what is Fergie going to try and market next, the color purple?”

hmmm… and then I hear they ask you whether you want paper or plastic….

If I were king I wouldn’t have to do my own shopping!

Did anyone else hear that??

That bounder!

The Royal Barber told me that he INVENTED Grecian Formula!

No Camilla, sadly you can not rub mummy in age cream and make her go away.

Blimey! So that’s where I get the milk that mummy asked me to pick up!

ah ha just what the palace needs a meth lab

It costs that much! I gotta save my money for gas!

So THIS is what a real supermarket looks like…

Good heavens. I’ve forgotten what kind of yogurt Camella wanted.

I’ll show Camilla I’m not as boring as she thinks I am , Now where do they keep the viagra?

Will you look at what these bloody commoners drink? How do they stand it?

Interesting. All this time, I thought these things were hand-made for me personally.

Wait, come back! I said “Cheerios’s” not “Cheerio”

Prince check on Aisle 3.

“Come along everyone - you can test my pasta in aisle 12.”

If it’s Wednesday, it must be Prince Spaghetti Day.

Low Fat Yogurt!!

Low Fat Yogurt!!

My kingdom for Low Fat Yogurt!!

Damian
Atlanta, GA

I wonder what you would do with that?!?

Geez, when did milk get that expensive. Do I get a “heir to the royal thrown” discount??

Damian
Atlanta, GA

“William and his damn rashes!”

Sir, Please step away from the Men’s Rogaine!

Freezer Queen’s husband? I think not. When I become king, I wish to be known as The Royal Formerly Known As Prince.

Geez! The boys are right. Camilla’s pantry really does look like the Royal Family’s pharmaceutical store. Hey, hold on. That’s not my brand……….!

I have been waiting here for an hour, for a hand to come out of there,and hand me a half gallon of orange juice. (Stock boy)- Listen mister, I told you that was just a commercial, on television. You have to pick up the juice your self.

Do I like banana or strawberries? This is too hard.

Damian
Atlanta, GA

“I can’t believe there’s no butler”

I forget. How much yogurt can I buy with these coins??

Damian
Atlanta, GA

Kind of small container for ear cleaner, wonder if they have a bucket?

Good Lord, I hope he is shopping for a shirt that matches.

Aha so this is the shampoo Anderson uses.

Did they just announce clean up in isle seven?

“Hey…is Viagra now available over-the-counter?”

Where are the English Muffins?

My gosh, if Uncle George knew the colonies would send us such good stuff, we would have cut them loose years before.

Am I in Paula Abdul’s dressing room?

Ah yes, I remember the ‘life made better by chemistry’ days at Oxford…

I better hurry up and get this viagra, i am under heavy sniper fire!

By jove I think I just heard a Who coming from that Air freshener bottle.

Actually, I’m looking for a Dave Clark 5 album…

Oh, if only Mother would allow me to have a bit of a treat.

Let me try some of that energy drink the commoners call Red Bull! Watch out Carmela.

I say, do you have any Grey Poupon?

In honor of my mother, calcium will now be known as calci-mum.

oh bloody hell, i can never remember if camilla like the orange flavor metamucil or the plain stuff…

“Bloody hay! I hate having to read labels from this angle, but you would have to, too, if your eyes were as close together as mine!”

Prince Charles, astonished: “I can not believe that there are so many kinds of baby formula these days!”

I wonder why my mom never brought me here.