Median age = 248

“Welcome to Talent Night at Del Boca Vista Phase II”

“And in the name of the Lollypop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.”

Watts Mick singing? Wood Ronnie, Keith,and Martin sing too?

In a desperate attempt to attract younger voters, McCain today revealed his top choices for cabinet positions.

Keith: “Hey Charlie, how did I get here? The last thing I remember is climbing up a palmtree”

This picture gives drug abuse a whole new meaning………..

Hey Hillary…quit already would ya!

Keith Richards: “We thought about inviting Marty to join the band, but….he’s just too bloody YOUNG!”

Mick: “I’m the youngest”

Ron Wood: “No, I am the youngest”

Charlie knows but….

A rolling stone gathers no moss, instead it gathers shiny pants and veneers.

“Nurse! We need 12 o’clock meds!”

Scorsese literally gets a contact high.

A reporter at this photo op overheard Mr. Scorsese singing:

“Wanna see my smilin’ face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone”

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Keff to Charlie - hey is Ronnie having a heart attack?

“These are the 2012 candidates running for President”

Tales From The Crypt 2008.

Currently known as “The slowly turning pebbles”.

Hey I’ve finally made it. I’m with Mick and the boys. We are all older than the Mona Lisa combined!

If you look carefully, notice Ronnie is giving Mick an Atomic Wedgie with his right hand!

During this session Scorsese was signing a slightly altered version of
Dr. Hook’s song.

“We take all kind of pills to give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill I never have never had known
Is the thrill I got when when I saw my picture
WIth the men of the Rolling Stones!”

All Together Now: “BOYCOTT BEIJING”!

One side’s a pickin…the other side’s a grinnin…..

Drugs? What drugs? We’re all just friends and that’s why we’re holding
each another up, luv.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

keith/ kewl mick’s shrinking man what’s with the elvis glasses ?

McCains advisers meet today to remember the good old times.

Jagger and Wood open their mouths to sing and dust puffs out.

Bravo announce it’s new fall show…Bleary Eyes for the Sober Guy

Hey when did Martin Scorsese and Anderson become members of The Rolling Stones.

Martin & The Stones pose for a photo op while waiting in line for Hana Montana tickets.

work begins on building the Bridges to Babylon…

“Look what the cat dragged in…it’s Martin Scorsese!”

Rat Pack II

Fellas music and movies, thats out. Now reality TV, thats in. We could call it Papa Was A Rolling Stone, see I just came up with that all by myself.

The “Real” Godfather with his top “Captains”.

Recently, at the premier of the new film, “Shine a Light,” Mick Jagger let out quite a yelp when Martin Scorsese and Ronnie Wood simultaneously goosed him where the light, in fact, does not shine.

Hey Obama… Are we typical white people?

The Geriatric Pack

Hey guys, sixty is the new fifty! Or is it forty? I can’t remember!!

Slater
Denver, Colorado

Honey, I know its been a while since we’ve been to Radio City, but the Rockettes sure look, um, different…

“Booze and Women?!!! Where?!!!

The Stones pose for pics before the AARP concert.

“Just another wacky day at Madame Tussauds.”

Martin Scorsese: “Hey, I remember listening to these guys when I was just a kid!”

If only we had Justin Timberlake to sing backup vocals….

“psst…why are Mick and Ronnie shouting?”

” Mick tells the crowd where Marty Shined A Light”

Mick: ARRRRRR!!!

Keith: Is Mick trying to play the part of the Pirate in Martin’s new movie? Doesn’t he know thats my gig?

No satisfaction here…

We want to be the ones to announce “Anderson Cooper 360″ show.

WE SHOULD NOT BE CALLED THE ROLLING STONES WE SHOULD BE THE STONED..PERIOD.

STEVE RAMSEY

Hey Martin! Where’s your other hand?

” it took Forty Licks to get to the center…congratualtions, Marty!”

IF YOU ANSWER THE PHONE AT 3 AM WHAT WOULD YOU SAY…
IT IS A MILLER TIME
STEVE

This would have been much easier mates, if they would have let us use our walkers.

So Martin…you really like the new name ” The Rolling Tombstones “.

Queer Eyes: 20 years later…still going strong.

Bloody great fart, Mick!

Hey, who’s the old guy?

“Yeah…I like a little Grey goose in my Metamucil too.”

All singing the new McCain campaign slogan “Ti-i-i-ime is on my side…”

rolling stones gather no moss..but booze andboobs

steve ramsey
alberta- canada

“OK Marty it’s your turn to be designated driver tonite.”

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MARTINI SCORCESE - I MEAN MARTIN.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Hey Marty, those glasses are so girly mate!!!!

“Rolling stones? You kids will never make it in this buisness.”

Ronnie: Bring out yer’ dead!

Who are these guys…when they told me I was doing a movie about The Stones I was thinking Fred and Barney.

dark rim glasses = $250

cool white blazer = $300

hanging out with your favorite aging 70’s rock band = just a priceless photo opportunity

For everything else there’s an Oscar.

Atlanta, GA

Hey guys, the Beatles once were five, what do you think?

“..and it’s alllll… rrright now…in fact it’s a gas…

I’d like to introduce the cast to my new movie “Wilted Potatos”

Marty: Hey Mick, where are all those “Honk Tonk Women”???

First guy (Name?) : OH ! (He is already finished.)
Second guy (?) + Scorsese together : BA ! (They’re finished, too.)
Mick and Keith : MA ! (NOW, as you see.)

“Let’s shout it out. We finally got it, bloody SATISFACTION!”

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

Boy am I glad they used Dial.

“Marty, I thought you said that McCain was going to audition to be a part of this new senior citizen group. What happened?”

It’s a Jumpin Jack Flash from the past!

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

…Proof that the stone age is more popular than the bronze or iron ages…

Mick: Tonight from The Rolling Stones, I ‘m Mick Jagger and Hereeeeeeee Martin!
Martin: Thank you so much, Welcome to Rolling Stones show. I hope that Anderson Cooper will choose winner all bloggers of Beat360 tonight. But I can’t sing with The Rolling Stones.

“I love Beat 360! Good Luck Bloggers!”
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

The new WalMart Greeters at the Las Vegas WalMart

Hey,

I didn’t know that Anderson Cooper was in the Rolling Stones!

San Francisco, Ca

Richards to Scorese:

I really like you as Sykes in a Fish Tale, but how did they get you in that fish costume?

San Francisco, Ca

The Cinderella team, having made the Final Four, sets its signts on the championship.

Yeah? What’s it to ya? So we shot the whole thing in a Yellow Submarine. You think this is funny? Funny how?

Your picture of Scorsese and the Rolling Stones, caption:

They’re combining Geritol with Viagara, one simple pill!!!

Ok, everyone in need of some Viagra: open up wide!

We have here the (from left to right) “Midnite Rambler”, “Monkey Man”, “The Prodigal Son,” and “Street Fighting Man” and they are waiting to “Dance with Mr. D (pictured in the center)”. Aren’t they the “Salts of the Earth.”

…..VENI, VIDI, VICI. Thanks Viagra.

Acid flashback!

“Let’s take a few of ‘mother’s little helpers’ to get Marty some satisfaction with Brown Sugar.”

ETTA MAE
NC

Shine a Light sure to “Score-Says-He!”

$100,000 REWARD FOR MISSING HAIR: In a public announcement today at the premiere of the Stones’ newest album, director Martin Scorcese pointed to Stones drummer Keith Richards’ hat and said “Shine A Light” under there and you’ll see a terrible thing …”

T.Dunov
Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

No Country for Old Men… just Rock n’ Roll!

Scorcese,Aka” The Tickler”, strikes again.

Shining a Light on geriatric rock stars!

After the show Martin and the boys had dinner with longtime childhood friends Larry King and Yoda.

Great posts today!

Who’s the weirdo in the middle?

Do you think they’re laughing at my hat?

Movie goers hoping to get some satisfaction!

Hey, you in the hat…..Is that a gun stuck into your pants or are you just happy to be here???

Keith Says…… ” and I rember this one time… at band camp”

Do this mean we are going on tour?

Papa was a Rolling Stone, but he’s screaming because he left his Viagra at home

Mick: Man it’s windy!”
Martin: “No, It’s Thursday!”
Keith: “Me too! Let’s go get something to drink!”

Title of our next album: Exile on Mean Streets!

Mark Spivack
Sacramento, CA

A Rolling Stone gathers no moss!

Three thousand year old siamese quintuplets unearthed!

….OK! Straighten up, rember your cues. Now go out there and break a hip!

ROLLING SCORSESE!

With his long awaited Academy Award in tow, Marty unveils the stars of the Departed sequel…no guns necessary.

Hey Mick it’s official! I just talked to Wal-Mart and our blue vest are on the way!

Asked when they thought they might retire from music…Mick yelled, “when the Cubs win the World Series!”

Mr. Monopoly congratulates The World’s Richest Rock N Roll Band for staying on top of their game.

Peter Choi
Los Angeles, CA

Hey . . . . . Who’s the young dude in the middle ? ?

We could not get the real Charlie Watts but we had to use a cardboard cut out - do you think anybody noticed? Good job holding it up Keth!

All 5 of these men are famous. 4 out of 5 of them can’t remember how they got that way.

High Five. (Sorry about the mispelling).

Hey!
Who invited Lou Dobbs??

Shhhhh! Be very, very quiet -I see dead people…

We must warn you, this next video clip, of Mick and Ronnie actually eating Martin Scorsese, may be distressing to some in our audience.

Scorsese:
Cost of my Armani suit…$5000.00
Cost to make this movie…10 Million
Me getting to “Shine A Light” on these “old” guys…PRICELESS!!

Oldfellas

Martin Scorsese being introduced as the newest and youngest member of The Stones.

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

‘Shine A Light’, they look like they are headed towards the light.

Keith: Mick and Ron he said smile not say AHH…I think you need to turn your hearing aids up!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Log Cabin Republicans say…”MC Cain’s HOT! HOT! HOT!”

C’mon Erica (Hill), tell us the truth… which of us looks the youngest?

Club Boyz at Studio 54 B. C.

Keith Richards to Charlie.

The knife handle sticking out of my belt will tell you why I’m posing like this.

Ron

Bloomington Indiana

The new viagra commercial!

The last temptation of “the stones”

Scorcese disproves the theory that a rolling ston e gathers no moss.

Everybody sing! Viva. Viva. Viagra!

Now there’s an album cover for Sticky Fingers!

I didn’t know Tim Gunn joined the Rolling Stones

Is this a rock and roll concert,or a Flomax commercial?

You talkin to me?I had my hearing aid turned down.

Mick: 1 fan-ger from Martin does the trick!

congratulations on winning thr nomination martin. why thank you. i selected jermiah wright as my running mate.

Papa stones ready to roll - in wheel chairs

Photographic evidence which proves that the world of Rock and Roll is not immune to the use/abuse of HGH!

“Why do they always insist on playing monkey in the middle?”

99 bottles of beer on the wal 99 bottles of beer

America voted, and Mick Jagger…you are safe. The rest of you are going home.

“I KNEW I should have worn my platform shoes tonight!”

“Maybe if I just keep on smiling, no one will notice the height thing…”

Mick Jagger tries to demonstrate that he can, indeed, fit Scorsese’s entire head in his mouth

Where are we? What’s the name of the movie? Who is this short guy in the middle?

Richards to Scorsese: “What do you mean, you think we’ve lost our sex-god image?”

Hey Mick this is realy cool our total weight matches you age 650

Martin Scorsese and Mick Jagger had quite different reactions upon hearing the news that Kathie Lee Gifford would be returning to daytime television.

The Rolling Stones appear amused after Martin Scorsese asked if, since he’s old enough to to fit in, he could sit in at a future gig.

We shouldn’t have had that 2nd glass of prune juice Martin…..

Well,
This could be the last time
This could be the last time
May be the last time
I don’t know

In a scene reminiscent of “Weekend at Bernie’s”, Scorcese and the boys prop up what they ASSUME to be Mick Jagger’s rotting carcass for this photo-op.

Scorcese, suddenly awakened to the reality of the situation, exclaims through clenched teeth: “you guys, I think it moved!”

Nicky,
Charlotte NC

“I know it’s only rock and roll - but I like it:!”

The Rolling Gallstones reacting to a request to all act in “elderly Bob
Dylan roles”.

Keith: “Charlie, is that Dennis Kucinich next to Mick?”

Marin Scorsese thinks to himself: “Sure, I’ll smile for a picture but I didn’t think the undead showed up on film.”

Ladies and Gentlemen Introducing the five finalists for the job of Vice president of the United States of America

In order to increase the band’s longevity, Martin Scorsese will replace Keith Richards immediately.

A sneak preview of the new cast of “A Chorus Line”

Unfortunately Dick Clark and John McCain were unable to attend the annual meeting of the “Older Than Dirt Society”.

Time, time, time isn’t on their side.

If this little guy was a part of the Rolling Stones…..we would’ve gathered a whole lot of Moss

A group of young Hillary supporters rally in Los Angeles

O.k. guys on three scream VIAGRA!!!

Mick to Martin “Hey we may be old but not “Departed”

Dear God, Am I driving?

Scorsese: It’s cool to be a Rolling Stone, for a day!
Mick Jaegger & Ronnie Wood: singing, “We make a grown man, hoooope!

Tony Salazar
California

“Everyone smile nice for the Dentucreme concert tour!”

Spice Girls Farewell Tour

What, Marty?! You want to do a flim about the dangers of drugs? Do you think we’d qualify for bit parts?!

You aren’t going to lick me. . . . right?

….and the viagra man of the year is….

Mick Jagger—-”Hey fellas, look, it’s Larry King!”

who said rolling stones gather no moss? this guys back is covered with moss!

And I thought Vertical strips made me look taller.

I’m Ronnie Wood…the star of this show!

DJ - Detroit

Hey! Scorcese brought his grandparents!

Scorsese realizes that he has just begun his next decades-long quest for an Oscar.

“Four drunks and a bartender”

4 Rolling Stones and a pebble.

WE LOVE YOU ANDERSON! <33333

If a Rolling Stone gathers no moss then what’s this on Mick’s back?

We’ve been waiting 30 minutes for Marty to show up, and he was here all along!

hair club members reunion

Wait a minute. Keith looks the most sober?

The Best Political Team on Television.

I’d like to introduce the Rolling Scorsese’s.

We all support Hillary!
You go, girl!

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Even after the debut, Scorsese continues to direct the Stones with a fair grip on their behinds.

Scorsese: C’mon Mick! Do the Rooster!!
Mick: No, No, I retired “The Rooster” when I broke my Wishbone..

You can’t always get a good shot.

Rolling Stones?! I said I wanted help with my kidney stones.

“Start Spreadin’ the News….. I’m leavin’ to-”
“Hey Mick, get those knees up!”

At the premiere of “Hey you kids, get off my lawn!”

The cast of “Ocean’s Five”

The rules about getting old turned to Stone.

Your staff was so close, but they got the movie wrong.

This is a photo of Director Martin Scorsese and the cast of his new movie, “The Grandfathers”.

You Put Your Right Front In!
You Put Your Right Front Out!
You Do the Hokie Pokie and You Turn Yourself Around,
That’s What it’s All About!!!!!!!!!

Old? Who’s old? Compared to John McCain, we’re still spring chickens!

Hey Martin, In the end it will just be us and the roaches!

I’m just waiting for “The End”…. I’m just waiting for “The End”….

“Scorsese Needs Somebody to Love” Movie Premiere!!!

Geriatric City: “If you can make it there, you’ll make it anywhere…”

Keith: I’m serious guys if you replace me with this guy I’m gonna roll him up and smoke him!!!

My new cast for Bring Out the Dead 2 - Dawn of the Stones

Who says a Rolling Stone Catches No Moss….

PY Massachusetts

We’re representing youth for John McCain.

Our Newest Album - Tales of the Senior Citizen Center!

Radio City Music Hall in a desperate try at cutting costs introduces its ne no frills “Rockets”

“what? no record deal? all you need is ME!!! a little bit o’ luck…” (reference to new creepy NY lottery ad campaign)

The Golden Girls 2

Daniel, Weehawken, NJ

Keith to Martin:

When do the Radio City Rocketts tryouts start?

“what? no record deal? all you need is ME!!! a little bit o’ luck…” (reference to new creepy NY lottery ad campaign)

Ok guys it’s step kick step !!!!

Radio City Music Hall, in a desperate attempt to cut costs introduces its new “no frills rockets”

“Say hello to our little friend!”

“Another round of formeldehyde on the rocks, please”.

The Jurassic exhibit at Madame Tussaud’s

Martin Scorcese’s new film :
“Raging Seniors”

The stones and the Marceese appear at the set of 10,000 B.C. and were happy to share some knowledge of the time to make a more genuine movie.

THE CAST OF OCEANS 100 &1/2

Can’t get no satisfaction at the retirement home

Scorsese Stoned!!??

Everyone thought it was Martin who let one rip (even Martin!). But Charlie knew better….

Martin Scorsese poses with the cast of “Oldfellas”.

The cast of New York New York 2

YES, SEX, DRUGS , ROCK & ROLL 2008!

WHAT! COME ON, YOU HAVE THE ROLLING STONES & HOLLYWOOD’S SORCESES TOGETHIER, WHAT DO YOU THINK————— THAT YOU COULD HAVE HAD A V8.

The Good Old Boys of the DNC!!!

Whoa man…the stonses look pretty scorsesed

Finally, a director and cast who can remake “Night of the Living Dead” better than the original.

The new Disney movie premiere, “Beast & the Beasts”……

Five reasons why you should never trust anyone over thirty.

Is this the line for the AARP commercial tryouts ?

James E Brown

Orlando, FL

WHAT ABOUT THIS CHOURS LINE BOYS, LET SHOW THEM HOW TO BOGGIE DOWN

One of these folks is not like the others…. Can you tell who it is?

A gathering of the “nearly Departed” old men.

The Five Groups of Clothing for Men

A visual understanding of Cormac McCarthy’s “No Country for Old Men” or “No Country for Old Men” meets “Oceans 12″

“I know, its only Geritol, but I like, like it yes I do!!!”

collective age—360?

Martin Scorcese, doing press for his anti-smoking documentary, poses with the film’s stars Joe Camel and family.

“I know….its only Viagra, but I like it, like it, yes I do!!”

Who want’s to partner for Dancing with the Stars?

The Stones have just announced the youngest member of their new band!

Folks, let the good times roll on …..

And the winner is …
The veiled crack about Sen. McCain’s age. Discrimination betrays a weak mind, whether the topic is race, gender, disability OR age. I guess this means that given the CNN staffs’ (including Mr. Cooper’s) collective sense of humor and fair play we can look forward to “winning” jokes featuring Sen. Obama’s race and Sen. Clinton’s gender, right? Here’s a suggestion: Leave the weak humor to the pros and stick to what you know best, the straightforward biased reporting of the news.

martin : Hillary , sorry but these are the best i could for your request of possible interns for your presidency

Who is Obama to say we are not “Freash” enough to share the same stage with him?
“How Rude”

I’m telling you, Martin, the TALLEST Rockette stands in the middle….

Congratulations to our latest AARP lifetime members!

Keith Richards trying as hard as he can to figure out if one of the others is Mick Jagger…

“SURVIVING MEMBERS OF THE 2008 GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GRANDFATHERS CLUB.”

I JUST BOUGHT 5 COPIES FOR OUR MOTHERS, YEAH

Respectfuly, I hope all are still alive. Didn’t mean any disrespect.

Martin Scorcese’s “Riverdance”

Keith: “Hey Mick, where is the next destination of the excursion of our nusing home?”

we charged $254.00 a ticket for that same old show and ejected anyone who dared take a photo of us and they actually paid it !

Hey bartender! A round of Viagra for all my friends, on me!!!

Ronnie is that your hand on me bumm or is it Martin Scorsese’s

When did the Golden Girls become drag kings?

Where are the other Bingo players?

Larry “Bud” Melman & Tim Gunn join three of the Rolling Stones.

“Will you still love me when I’m 65…” Wait a minute that is Paul McCartney singing about Heather Mills, sorry I get confused.