The Hillary Doll for the girl who wants her “dream house” to be white.

Marcy, Mobile, AL

I remember Africa in 1974 when I was in the ring against George Forman..................................

Scott Jacobi
Toronto, Canada

I've got your leg now!

Put up your dukes Obama!
Nancy,colorado

Hillary says, "OH, that's a picture of me in the ring just before I knocked out Mike Tyson, I remember it so clearly..." We all know how accurate her memory is...

How dare you call me two dimensional!

I might be a woman, but I can take you guys (mccain/obama) on anytime!

I dare ya, just cross that line and I'll whip the snot outta ya!

Hillary...always a fighter no matter the size of the fight!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Put um up, Put um up!! I'll do whatever it takes to win this race..

Who's pulling whose leg?

I'm ready to go-I defeated the snipers,i will destroy the DNC, the country is next!!! Bring it on Pennsylvania!!!

She is "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings' 'and dodge snipers' in a single bound."

It's Superhill!

Forget hidden cameras and satellites. The New secret weapon, The incredible shrinking Hillarys. They are lurking everywhere.

I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody...but, Noooooooooo,,,,,Florida and Michigan had to screw it up!

Hillary Clinton: Ready to fight for the little people!

With rising gas prices, Hilary opts for a more portable way to make national appearances.

"Yo Bill, I did it!"

Hillary, tough enough to fight, gentle enough to cry

Hillary Clinton–
Just like the cowardly lion in the land of OZ, Hillary, the lioness is always ready to "Put 'em up, Put 'em up," to fight where there really isn't any fight to be fought.

JPH, NY

Actual training target used by Bosnian snipers

THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN DOLL ..... USES RECYCLED MATERIAL.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Hillary, floats with hot air, stings like a politician!

Unlike the early carboard dolls, this one only comes with
pants suits, no dresses.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Dance like a butterfly.
Lie like a "B".
I fly from the truth.
I am Hillary.

"someone's gettin' punchy...must be her lack of sleep..."

Paper, plastic or Hillary...I'll pass on all three! They all are bad for the environment and country!!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Also comes in voodoo doll version for Obama supporters...

Hey...I said we need to downsize the government not me!!

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

I might not win, but I think I'm "cut out" for the fight.

Honey, I shrunk the Senator!

"OH NOOOOOO MR. BILL"

Is this a new pin the "tale" on the donkey game?

"Extra! Extra! Hillary’s handler revealed!"

When the special interest lobbyists say that they have Hillary Clinton in their pocket, I don't think this is what they have in mind.

"If I can just plant this on Obama, maybe we can accuse him of practicing voodoo too."

"she's fighting back...and it's too little...too late"

Doesn't matter if I'm two-dimensional.... I'll take on anyone, anytime, and remember, paper-cuts hurt!

Minni Me takes a stab at ruling the world.

hillary hits glass celing gets pancaked

Watch out for her "Left Hook"

I could have been a contender! I could have been somebody!

"I had to make myself this tiny to dodge the bullets when I got off the plane in Bosnia."

" hold it just right to the light and the map to my tax returns will appear."

Try saying it three-times fast:
"Pretty Peach Pant-suit"

Yo Adrian .... tell Philly I'm ready for 'em...Bring it on! Bring it on!

Mattel reveals the new "President Barbie" doll.

"Floats like a butterfly, Stings like a bee...My candidate is Hill-a-reee!"

There's a little Clinton fighter in all of us.

Hillary Clinton…..light as a feather but heavy on the jabs!

Jolene, St. Joseph, MI

Nine out of ten fashion designers say, HILLARY may be fierce, but her pantsuit? Not so much.

yes that what i did in bosnia ...under the snipers bullets..

steve ramsey
high level, alberta- canada

I hope to knock Obama out of the race before it's all over with.

Ready to rumble in PA!

Hey kids, get the new Hillary Clinton Barbie, complete with the "Ready On Day One" peach colored pantsuit. Also comes with a set of army fatigues for dodging those sniper bullets at airports.

"Cut-it-OUT" everyone, I'm a fighter, not a quitter...

A jab to the right, to the left; no, I can win with a blow to the center and knock off both Obama and McCain.

this time i will be in the west wing and i will watch bill very closely

steve ramsey
high level, alberta- canada

Obama and Uncle Rev. Wright... c'mon!...and for the nomination we'll have a fight.

My Hillary Clinton paper doll only came with pant suits, no dresses!

The new Hillary action figure, now available in the new gutter size.

Also available as a dress-up refrigerator magnet

I can beat you guys in a pant suit.

General Motors reveals new hood ornament for its most powerful vehicle line.

Ward off other politicians, works like a crucifix to a vampire

THAT WAS MY SIZE WHEN I WENT TO BOSNIA

SAAD RAMZI
HIGH LEVEL, ALBERTA- CANADA

"The future of your country is in your hands...fight for Hillary"

New York, NY

Those "As Seen on TV" products are always so disappointing.

I AM SMALL IN BODY BUT BIG IN IDEAS..LIKE THE ONE I ALMOST PULLED ON BOSNIA SNIPERS

STEVE RAMSEY
HIGH LEVEL, ALBERTA- CANADA

FIRST IT WAS THE KITCHEN SINK...NOW I WILL USE THE DISHWASHER ON OBAMA

STEVE RAMSEY
ALBERTA- CANADA

Honey, I shrunk the Candidate!

"Yeah" This is what She Says " YOU wanna get in the RING with ME"

Bare knuckle no rules;thats how the game is played,now go change my water bucket Obama.

Comes free, with specially marked ballots, inside every voting booth

She's gonna kick some BUTT-ons.
Seriously, what is with those sleeves?

On the back it says, "Made in China."

Obama, No matter how many delegates you have, there are some I can still fight for! Panama City, Panama

About as much substance there as in Barack Obama.

If you hold her up like this, her big head blocks the sun.

The white boa-constrictor then tightened its grip around the Candidates leg

. . . .John Travolta vs. Mike Tyson.

Obama 08.

Barack, if I can't beat you fair and square, I'll just beat you up !

Bill, i've had enough. First you screw up our family, and now you screwed up my candidacy.

And yes, sadly, yet another Obama surrogate is chastized for asking, "anybody got a match?".

I could take Obama girl!

Obama, we can go outside and talk about this like men!

Now where in the hell did Bill go this time?

CHELSEY IS ROODE TO THE STUDENTS, BILL LIED TO THE PEOPLE, AND I WILL FIGHT MY WAY WITH LIES TO THE TOP

SAAD 12 YEARS
ALBERTA- CANADA

Before you put another notch in your lipstick case,
You better make sure you can put Obama in his place,

OSAMA ,OBAMA, OR ANY BODY I CAN TAKE THEM ALL

STEVE RAMSEY
ALBERTA- CANADA

Hey, do you want some of this...I'm the real thing!!! Oh, uh, I mis spoke..I'm really just a pin up doll...er, uh.. I mean paper boxer. Well *#&8!@, now you know I'm human.

I'M A WOMAN
but if you want and expect me to go down
I will go fighting like a cat upsidown.

Did somebody place my head on Obama's body?

Playforms gets political with the new Clinton play set.

Bill comes separately.

Mattel reveals new Hillary Mini-Me doll. When Bill pulls the string he hears: "I'm related to Angelina Jolie!" or "I'm a fighter, not a lover"...(with apologies for taking the easy set-up!!)

The new VOODOO doll Hillary! Pocket sized fun for the whole family.

It looks like she is ready to deal with all the people who told her to run for president.....

The Hillary Clinton card can fit in anyone's "pocket".

OK, so that represents her demon-side. Now where is the other one in a white pantsuit and halo?

She is ready to fight to be the next vice president....

Sen. Clinton continues to pull in the donations as Hillary cookies go on sale today.

Gotta fight, gotta fight, gotta fight to the bitter end not matter what the cost...Bill if we loose we can always blame it on a right wing conspiracy, that always works.

Undisclosed Millions Dollar Baby!

I see Bill isn't the only one who gets to play with Hillary's toys.

Sir! Sir! Can I trade her in for a McCain Doll.
Michael Ench Louisville Ky

I will not run with my head down to my armored vehicle with snippers all over the place. I will fight, fight fight... (Bill Clinton) "Wake up Hillary it's just a dream".

That's not a candidate you can believe in...that's a candidate you can xerox.

If Obama wants a fight...here I am "dynamite" !!

She’s deft with the left and has might in her right.

I will call her. . . mini me!

"Sha La la la laaa boom boom boom boom!!!!"

Hillary's pose (in her mind) of when she stepped off the plane knowing there was going to be sniper fire.

Even this Hillary could knock out that skinny Obama !

No kidding, I wouldn’t pull your leg.

Hillary Clinton's campaign to producing children's toys has just gone old-school.

Watch out Monica when I get into office!

"Having Bill in the white house with not a whole lot to do is a scary though, but I'm prepared for the job!"

tseada from san jose,ca

If I had a choice between a Hillary cut-out and Obama bobblehead. "I choose Hillary"

Watch that glass jaw of yours, Barack!

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

"Keep your eye sight, on the prize fight." Obama

Run, Run, Run. As long as I can. I can't catch Obama without Florida and Michigan!

Because of the Bush economy, she couldn't afford the battery-operated model.

Paper tiger!

HORTON HEARS A WHO...HILLARY IS A WHO

knee/cap you say?, com'on who first? Obama, McSain,.

I'm not throwing in the towel, just yet !

THE HILLARY DECOY – AN EFFECTIVE DETERRENT TO SNIPER FIRE.

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG, CANADA

Cant wait to see what the press does with this

New White House Barbie debuts!

Hillary and her failed attempt to be like her hero, Captain Falcon, trying out her "Falcon Punch."

Introducing..... new r"ock-em sock-em" political candidates!

Hillary fighting paper thin lead in Pennsylvania!

Just like Super Woman! Don't bother to duck, I'll block the sniper bullets! Run Chelsea!

You know she kinda looks like Martha Stewart......

"I've seen her somewhere. Somewhere recently......OMG! She looks like Andrew Jackson!

"Darn mosquitos!"

Obama's down for the count.

"I'll take over the world!"

Sandy, Phoenix, AZ

Finally fed up with Hillary's increasingly divisive and nasty negative campaign fight, the Superdelegates join forces and break out their last resort secret weapon - the Superdelegate Shrink Ray of Doom!

I will keep fighting until everybody in this country is sick of the democrats.

I know my sugar coated promises with my deceiving smile contain no certainty as it always involves words like ‘IF’ and ‘Could’!!!

Well, So What! Who want some.....Come get some.........as I'll trick my way to White House and all you bloggers can keep captioning.

San Francisco, CA

Go ahead, "Make My Day"

Thomas- Chattanooga,Tn

All right Barack, put up your dukes!

I Float like a Butterfly and Sting like a Bee
There's no one who can wear a pantsuit like me.

Fighting Paperdoll in Bosnia....

Pull the string and it says such things as "Solutions over speechs", "Ready on day one!", and "It's 3 AM!".

...so you take the other leg and pull. Whoever comes up with the biggest piece gets to make a wish

Looks like Flat Stanley's got himself a girlfriend....

Clinton is a desperate fighter. I will hate to see what will happend to Obama if he wins the next primary.

I have waited all my life for this chance. NOBODY will get in my way!!!Not Obama, Not McCain, and definitely not the Superdelegates. I am better than all of you. After all, I am the Democratic Party. So Bring It On!!

Is Obama going to start crying to the media that this little Hillary is picking on him ?

♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
I'm gonna buy a Paper Doll, that I can call my own

hillarys new campaign doll the back says "hills back,using blacks"

This is the first sign of a Shrinking Economy.

words just can't quite do this justice, can they...

Hilary = "Bill, Bill, let me go, this is MY fight for the presidency!"

Your votes... or my tried and proven fists... Your choice!

Stay away from me Obama Girl or else!

San Antonio

how to end the world. step 1, add water to rehydrate your candidate. step 2. try to destroy your own party using ego, and false sence of entitlement. step 3. become the dem nominee even though more people voted to the other guy. step 4. Watch McCain become president as a reaction.

In 1996, while risking my life disembarking from a plane under sniper fire, I shrunk myself first, and then ran for cover.

I was standing just like this during my heavyweight fidht with Ali! ooops, maybe I misspoke.

Barack I hope your wearing a cup cause here come some good ones

I didn't know they made pants suits this small

OH NO It's Mrs. Bill....

Lori
Ontario, Canada

Desparate to increase campaign donations, The Clinton campaign offers for sale the Hillary paper doll. Extra pantsuits and sniper action figures not included.

This is how flat I would have been if I didn't act so fast to save that girl in Bosnia before the tank almost ran her over. To save her while all the sniper fire was coming from everywhere is just a regular days work for a First Lady

w lee Canada

"For Only $1.99, you too, can own your very own Hillary Hoot doll!

Play make belief.

Pretend you are a hero, dodging bullets, saving countries and running for cover!

Perfect for liars and the delusional.

For only 99 Cents more you can have the male version, the ever popular, Billwantsthehill doll.

Collect both paper thin, see through, matching dolls and have a pathetic collection perfect for the closet.!"

I can beat up anyone except Monica.

University Park, PA.

Discouraged by the low number of delegates, Hillary Clinton abandons the notion of becoming president and focuses her career on becoming a Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot.

anyone bipolar, a liar, exaggerator, confused, whiny or just not sure who they want to be……has got to own one of me!!!!
if you become someone and no one likes you, just copy your competitor and say, "I've finally found my voice"!!

Oh, my gosh! That pantsuit DOES make her butt look big!

caption for pictuire:

I deserve to be president!!!

I'll throw every low blow I have to in my climb to win the democratic presidential nomination....

Robin Miles
Los Angeles, California

I won't beat Barack, but I'll beat Barbie.

The new Trinity United Christian Church hymnal bookmark.

"Watch out i was trained by the one and only clint eastwood"

Dalton
crookston,MN

And in other news, Hillary Clinton once again blamed campaign fatigue after she claimed to have invented the chicken dance.

Ask my daughter another leading question about her father and I'll
deck you!

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

I know I misspoke awhile back when I described dodging sniper fire in Bosnia, but I REALLY did fight them off with my bare hands and pantsuit, SEE!!!

"How dare you ask my daughter that question about Monica!!"

The Clinton ballot for the Florida primary do-over. Obama ballot yet to be approved due to improper fleshtones.

I got this out of a box of barack Obama cerael

The life of a cardboard cutout...Give me scissors and a glue stick and I can rule the world.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Sharp pin, anyone?!!!

"To the moon Bill! To the moon!"

Obama, forget the primaries. Let us fight it out for nomination in a ring.

JJ Jhaveri, Anaheim, CA

" It's the Hillary voodoo doll!"

New Jersey

... you put your left fist up, you put your right fist up .... you do the hokey pokey and turn it all about .... that's what it's all about

"Obama, no more words! Put up or shut up!"

FAX me to Armenia,....I can put that on my resume. Now who has more international experience BARACK?

"Beat 360" bloggers: Half the fun of this contest is reading some of your funny submissions!

I shall call her....Mini-Me

Yeah!! I am going to beat everybody up, I am fighting for the rights of the best news station around. They are unbiased, fair and never take sides. OOPS!!!! Sorry, my bad, I didn't realize that the station was CNN!!!

She looks confident, but her chances are paper-thin.

And in this corner,with a weigh in of 1,480 pledged delegates we have THE one THE only- Hillary "the sniper dodger" Clinton!

The year is 2020. People at rock concerts don't hold up lighters, like they did before 2008. They hold up small cardboard cut-outs, of Hillary Clinton. They do this because she was the last hope for health care, for all . But she lost the 2008 election.

Pull my leg and I'll pull yours!

Clinton shows her new debate style.
Mitchell in Nagoya, Japan

The many faces of Hillary Clinton. I am holding the I misspoke and if you question me about it I'll kick your butt" paper doll. I also have Hillary, the Iraq war flip-flopper paper doll, Hillary, the demotrat party wrecker and I also have a Hillary Gumby doll she twists and turns in all directions depending on what she thinks the public wants to hear.

hillary the doll for all and remember more paper crap to fill our land fill sites

Bring on those snipers!!

I have one of these pant suits in every colour. You just try to take it off me, Bill!

Thrilla in Manila comes to the Primaries!

Like coming from Hillary:
Funny but not really how neither myself or obama will win the delegates needed and they still want me to step down when there are still more states and Florida and Michigan that have not been heard.
We will see how slim my chances are when my lawyers make the DNC let the Florida and Michigan voices be heard, ha,ha, ha.!
Yea, that is right Obama, you are out for a fight buddy. I'm little but I will be heard. I will fight for the 'american people".

I will fight to raise your taxes!

"Hey", look at what I have, "the Hillary make a wish for delegates doll", grab hold and pull her apart!

I Watch out, I'll barack your back!!!

"I am not just another cookie-cutter candidate...I don't even like cookies"

Sniper fire? Sniper fire doesn't scare me...

everytime I swing, I hit myself...take that ...ouch

Float Like a tiger, sting like a Hillary!

"OK guys, who put THIS in Barack's lunchbox? He's locked in the bathroom crying again... real mature."

I will fight to make sure first ladies never have to dodge sniper bullets again!

Mini Me? Mini Me? For God's sake would somone put a fricken bell on her or something.

Is it sniper or snipper fire? Did I misspell or misspeak? I must be sleep deprived. Harry, Chicago, IL

Hillary’s stunt double in the upcoming movie, “Cooper Flew Over the Whitewater Mess.”

"Cinderalla Woman"

HIllary's decided to be a stand up guy ...errrr...gal