This is my cell number, I don't give it out to just everybody.

Pie equals 2r squared....right?

This week on DC Ink: Teachers, librarians and tattoo collectors alike are lining up for some of Clinton's famous black and grey ink.

Hey baby, too bad you didn't break a rib.

"So, you say your name is Monica, when did you bleach your hair?"

"This'll be worth serious money in 2009: Former President and First Husband all rolled into one..."

"...here I wrote it room 360...but if Hillary answers the door just say you're delivering a pizza...and oh...bring a pizza."

Looking worriedly over Bill's shoulder, the political advisor thinks, "Oh No! Why'd he pick the one in the blue dress!!!"

Hey there pretty lady! Give me a call later. Let me give you my number, it's 555- . . . .

Hillary will always be my First Lady, but here's my number. I'll be in the oval office again next January.

So how much are you going to try to sell this on Ebay for!?

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Guy in the back: "...7..2..1...guess who's getting a call at 3am tonight?"

"Oh that guy...he's Secret Service. He does my spell check."

Concerned fathers in the background try to assure interaction is at a PG level at all times...

"Pay no attention to that man looking over my shoulder."

Please tell me that's not your husband behind me.

Woman: You're my first!

Bill: Yeah A LOT of women have told me that here lately.

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

Don't tell Hillary

hi bill leave my sister alone she is is not into those games

Here's Obama's cell number be sure to make A LOT of prank calls to it. And give it out to everyone.

Cynthia, Covington, Ga.

"That's right, go ahead and dial 976-Bill and then press 1 for El Presidente."

If you can follow the way we do the math, you'll see Hillary is winning.

(Security Guard) Hey Will, I counted 3 arms. How many did you count?
Does that look like a fuse sticking out of that arm that's in the cast?

Hey Bi...............BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

U.S.D.A. SUB PRIME. Hows about an upgrade sweet thang?

CANNOT BEAT THIS ONE;;;LOL
Dale R from Delaware March 25th, 2008 3:46 pm ET

This is my cell number, I don’t give it out to just everybody.

When I first saw you, I wanted to reach out and touch somebody's hand. You know -" I " can make this a better world, if you can ..................

Rebecca F
Roswell, Georgia

Scooze me, Bubba, but Hillary says I'm to report any strange and unusual activities directly to her.

"I have to write "Vote For Hillary" on here or I don't get desert tonight."

"Mind if I use your arm?
These days I have to write everything down."

Is this guy still looking over my shoulder? Let me know when he looks away and I'll write my room number on your cast. You can give it to some of your friends if you like. You know, as they say,.......the more the merrier and I do mean mary(er). Can I keep the pen?

....so....you're a friend of Monica?

Here's the number of my HMO. And next time, try to stay limber.

"'scuse me while i whip this out!" (gasp!) my cell phone i mean...

"How about if I write, 'Vote for Hillary, or Bill's bodyguard will break your arm'.....How does that sound?"

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

I've got something in a cast I'd like you to sign.......(wink, wink)

Ohooo doggy....alittle lower please!

Uh oh! Here we go again. I'm to late to break this up, he's already given her his phone number. Why can't he keep his hands off women. I better hurry and break this up, before Billary sees him.

Here is my private number – call me after nidnight – don't worry about Hillary, she doesn't answer the phone past 5. By the way, you live in the same zip code don't you? I don't want you crossing any state lines after dark.
If you have to leave a message, please just mention client 10 – I prefer 9, but it was taken.

Oh, I'm sorry miss. I thought that was a CAST on your arm. Have you seen a dermatologist, gator lady..........?

"Clinton and the Original Cast '08. Write that down!"

Betty Ann
Nacogdoches,TX

Nevermind that yellow light. It's just another flare up in my wife's campaign.

Ben
N Las Vegas, NV

When I used the phrase, "give me a break" in my speech it was just a figure of speech.

Oh I don't mind. I know what you're going through, my wife had to get a cast when she was shot by snipers in Bosnia.

Nicky,
Charlotte, NC

Have I seen that dress your wearing before?

Don't mind the yellow light. We're taking incoming fire but Hillary is used to it.
Ben
N Las Vegas, NV

I know how you feel. Hillary hurt her arm Bosnia when she was shot at.

Here, this should get you back in the club. If you have any problems just let my secret security guy, Steve, know and he'll take care of it.

I know how you feel. Hillary hurt her arm in Bosnia when she was shot at.

Charles McVicker
Charleston,WV

Don't mind the yellow light. That's a band from the Woodstock museum.

Ben
N Las Vegas, NV

The Clinton campaign reports that its campaign took a significant hit this weekend, when Bill was pickpocketed during a campaign stop. If anyone knows the man sneaking up behind Bill in this picture, please call Democratic campaign headquarters immediately.

Show this at the polling place and they'll let you vote twice.

Ignore the guy looking over my shoulder, stare into the light and repeat after me, There were snipers in Bosnia, there were snipers in Bosnia...

You're sure you're just signing her arm ?

... because my right hand is tired.

Ben
N Las Vegas, NV

Thanks for showing me your cast. I know I need to get used to those.
Hillary's gonna need one after Pennslyvania

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Bill: "Here you go, darlin' – my own personal recipe for the best darn barbecued ribs you'll ever taste!"

No, don't worry honey. Hillary will never find out. She can't read the writing on the wall, what makes you think she can read your cast!

The gentleman in the back thinking, "I hope he's not drawing out our playbook."

OK – Bill...was....here....
Are you sure that's where you want me to write it?

"Don't tell Hill or Mon that I gave you this."

I'll sign yours if I can show you mine.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Sure you don't want me to leave my mark anywhere else ?

Best so far ... "He does my spellcheck"

Don't mind the guy behind me with the light in his ear. He's just
lining up for seconds.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

"If someone asks, it's our account number and you wanted to make a donation, got it?"

"Trust me, until this is over, I'm the one who answers the phone at 3 AM...."

Josh P.
Pittsburgh, PA
GO OBAMA

"I know your wife is desperate but she did not have to break my hand!"

National Inquirer front page headline reads: "2nd Clinton White House Scandal in the Making"

shhhhh you have to help me find the rear exit... I've been trying for weeks to join the Obama campaign

My left on your right. Let's meet in the middle. I've got another arm yet.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Hi, I am Bill Richardson's body guard. Please don't hurt me your wife already got a hold on me!

You didn't have to hit Bill Richardson that hard!

Forget Hillary, Barrack, and John. Let's just re-elect Bill again. Bill Clinton '08.

Milford, CT

Cast your vote for Hillary ... or this guy behind me will break your other arm!

MMMMMMM,,,,Wiliam loves Hillary...Not!

Even with Hillary, universal health-care will still come with a Bill.

Signed sealed delivered a vote for Hillary is a vote for me.

(Or)

Why didnt you get a blue cast to match that dress oh well heres my number I will be up at 3am.

Austin Texas
Obama 08

I feel your pain!

Signed, Sealed, Delivered – Hillary's yours!!

Ridgewood ,New Jersey

Man in the back: "Oh man, why does he always give MY number to the ugly ones?"

I'm writing the phone number for Hillary's hairdresser here
That mop of yours could use some work.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

I know how you feel. Hillary broke my arm once

Yeah, I know. That guy behind me has been following me and hoping
for another voyeur opportunity.

Jack Magestro
Hartland, WI

Okay, now listen, this is how you get to my room......(Is that S.O.B. still looking over my shoulder?) If this weirdo follows you when you get to my room, just knock on the door and say, "you're pizza's here." Then I'll respond, "I didn't order a pizza." Then I'll say, "but as long as you're here, you may as well come in." This way it will all look very innocent.
Oh, by the way, can I keep the pen?

My number is ... call me.

Sorry about your arm, dear....you broke it trying to get out of the church during a Rev. Wright's sermon??

"Now I hope I don't have to twist your other arm that hard to get you to vote for Hillary on May 6th."

Thank you, we need more advertising for Hillary 2008!!!

I just wish I could write you a no. for a good health care coverage

3 a.m.? No that will not do.........Hillary says I can't answer the phone at 3 a.m. anymore.

In my day, teachers gave us the paddle. They can brake arms now?

I have just made you a Superdelegate!!! See you in Denver...

Ilonga
Detroit, MI

" No child left behind" Sincerely, Bill

I want you to listen, and I want you to listen carefully:
I NEVER cast that woman!

"Pink is an attractive color on you. I favor blue though..."

Lisa
Abingdon, Virginia

"I sure am glad Hillary figured out a way to brand our super delegates!"

Hey – what's Bill doing? I want one – can't I get what she is getting?

"So you got thrown under a bus by Obama too! Amazing."

I'll sign this but this in no way means I'll pay the medical bill. Hill is working on that one for ya!

"Don't mind that guy behind me...in the wake of Hillary's "misspeak", I've got "fact checkers" following me around everywhere!"

when that starts to itch baby..gimme a call...

"Now don't go selling this on eBay for a quick buck...okay?"

Ok.....I'll write it down. After Hillary's speech raise your hand and we will call on you. Do not deviate from the script!

WOW! I guess next time you better give them your lunch money.

"Remember our agreement....I'll agree to sign your cast if you agree to "cast" your ballot!"

Don't call at 3am, HIllary will be watching the phone.

steve ramsey and isaac
high level, alberta

Philadelphia Pa

Do you want to make a movie with me and Peter Paul. Here take my number hillary wont be home.

i missed the good old days when i use to put my mark some where else

steve ramsey
high level, alberta

you can take the testosteron out of bill but you cant take bill out of his testosteron.

dr steve ramsey
high level, alberta

you can bill me later

steve ramsey
high level, alberta

i usually shake hands ,..but in your case i put some ink

steve ramsey
alberta- canada

"Chelsea gets to go to one of Playboy's top 10 party schools, Indiana University, on Monday and I get stuck at Rochester High School. Give me a break."

"thats a lovely blue dress...have you seen the oval office??"

i will put the mark of zoro some where else

steve ramsey
high level, alberta

Yes..you heard right. Hillary was hit by sniper fire. This is how it went down.

Hey little lady! Here is my phone number, but just wait until my wife is in the oval office until you tell anyone about us.

All seems to be going well until the agent behind Bill leans in to whisper, "Doesn't she kinda look like Linda Tripp?"

"Here are the directions where we can meet and don't worry about the guy over my shoulder...he just likes to watch."

We're so sorry...when we threw the kitchen sink at him, we did'nt expect him to duck..

"Bill Clinton outlines Hillary's healthcare plan one patient at a time"

Bill writes, "If you don't want this to happen to your other arm, vote Hillary!"

"You say Obama was twisting your arm to vote for him?"

You're lucky! The last person Cheney shot got it in the face!

DON'T MIND HIM – HE'S JUST LOOKING FOR WAEPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

CAMERON COX
WINNIPEG,CANADA

Erica's little head movement dance during this segment is priceless. The segment is not the same without it.

I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO MEET ME LATER, OBAMAS SPY IS WATCHING OVER MY SHOULDER........FOLEY, AL.

" I told you this would happen if you pulled the lever for Obama"

Take this to Monica, tell her she will soon have her old job back!

John Hodgson North Vancouver, BC

another Florida voter misunderstands the rules and cast herself and not her vote.

Curious onlooker spies former President now staying at arm's length from "having sexual relations with that woman"....

Call me.

Bill: "Oh, don't worry about that guy behind me. Hillary is making him check for cigars."

B-I-L-L – W-A-S H-E-R-E !! Yup Got this one right!! If you Stop Breathing Over My Neck ill give u one too!!

Mr. Clinton signs the cast of a woman with a broken arm while his pinky tickles the palm of her hand.

"Are you sure there isn't somewhere else you'd want me to sign?"

Lauren, NY

"You've got a friend in Pennsylvania? Lemme sign that cast!"

"What's taking him so long, did he forget how to spell Sincerely again".

How did I break my arm. um, um, I was trying to duck from sniper fire , when I was in Bosnia. Or was it when I fell down getting out of my pool? Yes, Yes, it was at the pool. Sorry Bill, I misspoke.

Bill taking Hillary's "one woman at a time strategy" a bit to literal.

"So you say you did this whitewater rafting,I hate whitewater too."

You said you asked Bush to do this, and he signed your forehead...................

Jerry, San Antonio, Tx

You say one of Hillary's flying monkeys did this to you? I guess you need to stop campaigning for the other candidate.

"Whip me, beat me, make me write on fat chicks!"

Remember that thing Monica did with my cigar? I have this Sharpie here...

Roses are Red,
Violots are Blue,
Vote for Hillary, or
the other arm gets it too!

Damn that Billy Clinton's got game!

"I do believe Chevron-Texaco would have an interest in your hair; lemme give you their number"

Man behind Bill: I am what you call.. a Ventriloquist. Check out My Life-sized Bill Clinton, With Signing Action!

Call this number if you want to donate to my charitable foundation.

"Be careful now; don't hit my bits & pieces"

Bill Clinton writes note of apology on woman's cast. Her arm was broken by his twisting it while trying to convince her to vote for his wife. "I really am sorry I twisted too hard. Can you use your other arm to vote?" Michelle Foster, Denver, CO

I told you Hillary fights dirty, next time it 'll be the other one!

Subrata Mishra Atlanta, GA.

You know after a while this tatto craze will got out of style and you'll be stuck with this!

SPOUSE VOWS TO KISS COWS WHEN WIFE WINS WHITE HOUSE

Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

Secret Service Man in back thinking....."Does Clinton know that he is giving his private phone number to Hillary dressed in disguise?????"

Woman........Hey give my my braclet back!

This is how you draw a picture of Jay Leno. You have to make the chin, bigger, so that it jumps out at you. Ok thank you Bill, now can you draw Larry King?

Man in background.......Hey watch it, that's my wife!

A signed cast is worth a lot of money on ebay but a blue dress will net you a million in a book deal.

"Hillary wins the big states and I sign the big girls"

Ma'm, I'm gonna write HIllary's name right here so you remember her in November .

And just hours later this woman would become the 3AM caller...

watch and learn kid. This is where I begin...

Instructions for how to "really " rehabilitate your hand when the cast comes off and Monica's email address for further details

Excuse Mr President, but I don't think this is what Hillary had in mind on catering to women's needs.

Sorry, I don' t have a business card, but I'll write my number right here!

Shall I write Bill or Slick Willey?

"I find it odd that I'm always the first one that's called upon to sign these things"

President Clinton implements the new campaign policy of tatooing superdelegates for Hilary to make sure they don't switch their vote.

OK - I know our tax returns aren't public yet but I'll write down everything Hillary remembers. You might want to roll up your sleeve a bit further.

"I had my arm broken one time. The first lady was, shall we say, a bit preturbed by my Oval Office behavior. She put me in a half-nelson and cracked my ulna in three places. I sympathize with your pain maam"

Secret Service Guy (to himself): "I was wondering where my Sharpie went. Why if he wasn't the ex-President, I'd break his arm."

That's o.k I'll spell it for you M-O-N-I-C-A. Monica

"Ohhhh Mr. President, I'll remeber this moment for as long as......my cast is on."

Have I told you about the time Airforce One was tailed by heat seaking missiles ...Wait did that really happen or was that on 24, I forget...

Secret Service: "Advise... Hounddog has gone sharpie! I repeat... Hounddog has gone sharpie!"

Just leaving my mark everywhere I go, who is the man?

If Hillary was President, that broken arm wouldn't have cost you a thing!

Not to worry, he's just making sure that I can honestly report that I gave you my autograph and that I did NOT have sex with THAT woman !!

You want me to sign your what?.....how about I just sign your arm

I wonder if that hurt you as much as monica hurt me...oh who cares heres my number call me anytime i'm always up

Clinton still has "pull" with voters!

Is not a good map, but...We landed here...and the sniper fire came from over this way

"OH MY, DID U DUCK FOR SNIPER BULLETS TOO,HERES MY NUMBER. CODE WORD CLIENT# 5

Mr. President, um, I promised Sen. Clinton I would not let you do that anymore…

Gee honey Im sorry obama broke your arm trying to twist it to vote for him.

"I'm glad your RIGHT arm is out of commission, you'll have to lean to the LEFT to compensate."

Says the man behind Bill – "All come on Bill keep the line moving, not every woman wants your number"

Good thing that you're ambi-dexterous!

No, that was the other Bill Clinton. I am Hillary's husband.

Janice Virginia.

Bill says, I will be glad to sign your cast while the photographer behind you takes this picture for CNN. This will give CNN something else to take something innocent and good to make negative remarks about me and my wife.

So Your name is Hillary, how do you spell that?

Bill Clinton thinking to himself,

"Man, Hillary sure is making sure I behave, and if he doesn't stop breathing down my neck, I will break HIS arm."

"8-6-7-5...3-0-9"

You're welcome, young lady. And since we're on the subject, please cast your vote for Hillary.

This reminds me of the time I signed Hillary's cast when she fell trying to get off the tarmac in Bosnia. She tripped over a little girl that got in her way.

David
Los Angeles, California

So how many superdelegates will Hillary get by signing this?

San Francisco, CA

Just a little advice, next year let your husband win the ncaa bracket pool.

"So, here's the map of America.... Hillary's won these States, and Obama's won those others... so we still need this and this and this....Is it clearer now for you ?"

Yea I remember Chelsea broke her arm to, tripped over a box of cigars in my office.

I'm writing this on your hand in special ink so I can find you in the dark later tonight...

"All I can say is I wouldn't be doing this if it were BLUE!"

Well, it beats signing a NASCAR cap!

You poor girl it's a shame that the price of gas is costing people an arm and a leg!

This is the number to our bedroom phone. Don't worry...Hillary NEVER answers the phone in the middle of the night !

Mark S.

Sacramento, CA

Who is George Clooney?

Bill says, "So super-delegate, who was it again that twisted your arm?"

I hope thats HER arm.

Your arm was broken at a Obama rally huh.
Let me just scribble out Bill Richardsons name and sign Hillary's.

Clinton: "This ballot is a bit tricky to write on, and I think your state doesn't quite get the meaning of casting a vote."

Bill writes talking points on Hillary's wrist.

Ya know – When I was president all our closest and most loyal aides and our followers had to go through a special ceremony and get this special secret tattoo. This was such a good idea, we've decided that we need to mark all our supporters for easier counting.

Girl: What's looking at my cast arm?
Secret Service: I am looking your cast arm and Bill is writing your cast arm says " break a leg" good luck.
Bill C: Maybe I can write your cast arm says "Please vote for my wife Hillary and visit to convention at Denver....... Thanks maam.
Megan D.
Shoreline, Wa

How did you say you did that? Dodging sniper fire in Bosnia?

Bill:
Now you won't forget, thats a Big Mac with extra pickles and a LARGE fry.
Secret Service:
Sir, put me down for a double cheeseburger.

Another vote cast for Hillary.

I hate when he gives them MY phone number!

Don't mind the secret service guy, He's just making sure I behave myself...

"Mr. President, the last time a man touched me like this, John McCain was signing my cast."

Oh! No bill is doing it again... Is he writing his phone number? Is he? Is he???? let me see!! let me !!!

Trick Cast: $15.95

Sharpie pen decoy: $3.00

A woman in a blue dress with her hand down your pants again: Priceless

LIsten, I'd tell you more about the blue dress but I'm dodging sniper fire!! Take cover!!

ok......these are the questions you will ask.....don't mention Bosnia, or Ireland or ........

you wouldn't believe all that a guy has to do just to get his wife elected.......you're in the 10:00 – 10:15 slot.

"In the future, young lady, I expect you to pick-up the telephone when it rings at 3:00 a.m."

Stop right there...don't go any further

"Now I want extra mayonaise so i'll write it down so that you don't forget."

The wrist makes for a great cheat sheet. In fact, this is how I remember my wife's name.

Clinton: 'You know, it's been a while since I left my mark on a lady in a blue dress.'

Stop right there Bill don't go any further...I only wanted your autograph.

columbia,

Hello, let me sign my name on your arm, so how do you spell Hillary?

To everyone's surprise former president Clinton draws a picture of a magic unicorn on a woman's cast .

Gonna use your cast here as a scoreboard. One for him, two for us. One for him, ummm, 10 for us. Check this out Judas, we swept Pennsylvania. How 'bout them apples?

Is that my wife?

Columbia, SC

"Hello young lady, I will sign your name on your cast, so, is your name Hillary Clinton?"

"This is my nomber 3;00 am, 367-7509......Jany , I've got your nomber..."

So, do you need my room number too?

I bet if I belonged to a band you would let me sign your chest!?!

Clinton: 'You know, it's been a while since I last left my mark on a lady wearing a blue dress!'

Oh your a Florida voter. I must say when your state pushed up it's primary the democratic party, was wright to punish your state. Excuse me miss, the man behind me wants to tell me something .What a revote in Florida. As I was saying miss, Me and Hillary, love the Florida, Voters, and think your vote should count.

In a moment reminiscent of Dan Quayle, former President Bill Clinton said to himself, "So...is potato spelled with or without an 'e'?"

call me,never mind that bastard looking over my shoulder.

So this fixes broken things? Can I get one for my wifes campaign?

I've got to make this quick – the light of the sniper's gun is right behind me. I need to dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge my way to my limo!

I sure can sympathize with you friendo. Got a bad feeling I'm gonna be needing more than one cast after this shin dig. No country for old men these days.

You've got to be kidding – but well, ok – O-B-A-M-A

Bill: How do you spell "BFF"? You better be voting for Hillary now!

Never go against the family. Here that Judas?

Hey i'm sending my wife off to Bosnia tonight, i do that whenever i want to get away from her. Hey tell me is that her brother looking over my sholder?

Hey Honey-

What are you doin' after the show?

The Luv Gov

And this is my phone number; call anytime Hilliary is on the campaign trail!

Annie Kate
Birmingham AL

Man, I can't even spell "here" right. If for some strange reason this makes it past the mod-gods, would you fix that typo to "hear."

Fake Peter Griffin is sad.

"You know... if I was still president I would've written this somewhere else on you" *wink*

I hope you're not right handed? No..ma'am...you misunerstood, really! I just wanted to make sure you can still pull my..oops..I mean the lever!

If you add Pennsylvania, South Carolina and Kentucky...she can win!

This is my favorite brand of cigar... and remember, use the back door.

Bill Clinton is a former President of the United States. I am appalled at most of the comments I have read. President Clinton is highly regarded by 64% of the American people. I, for one, long for the days when he was President. Our country was certainly better off.

The light was right for a yellow journalism photo op.

Clinton: “With that pink cast, you’re lucky this isn’t Senator McCarthy’s era.”

Bill says:" Wow I really like your cast, it is almost as pretty as my bracelet." She says:"Well thanks Bill, your bracelet really is awesome! Did you get it from Monica or Hilary?"
Bodyguard says:"How come I didn't get a pink cast when I broke my arm?"

That is an ARM he's signing right?

Actually I'm not blushing I just get excited when I see blue, that's why I wear a blue tie because that way I'm always excited especially around any woman in a blue dress.

RE: Donna Gifford,

I am a HUGE Clinton supporter... but the picture is funny... I have had 2 comments posted, both of which could be perceived as "anti-Clinton". SOMETIMES ITS JUST IN GOOD FUN! I voted for Hillary in the NY Primary. If she gets the nom..I will vote for her. If Obama gets the nom..I will vote for him. I am not a suicide voter!

Hey Louis. Check it out! hehehhehehehehe. Sweet.

Jim will now watch intently as the Bill demonstrates his own method of capturing, tagging and then releasing females back into the herd.

Dangit! Keep still! This thing's bumpy. I'm trying to write upside down and backward so people know I haven't lost my touch.

"Bill-Roy was here"

While Bill signs the cast, his wing-man checks out "the goods".

let me read you palm i will tell your future, let me read your legs i will tell you what you have done last night. YOU CAN BILL ME LATER

saad ismail
alberta- canada

Just so no one gets suspicious I'm gonna put all my Xs and Os inside a fake tic-tac-toe board.

You don't happen to have a solid dark blue dress, do you?

Steve
Los Angeles

here you go...i love monica

stevo
alberta- canada

Dont mind him..hes likes too watch

A sig on a wrist, Might be quite continental,
But Bill is a girls best friend.

Oh the secret service guy behind me? He's just making sure that you "CAST" your vote for Hillary...

Is he watching, Not another Ken Starr. Hopefully Monica wont hear about this- ooops sorry I misspoke I mean Hillary

ok lady, let me draw you a map–this is Michigan up here and here's Florida way down here... without these we, I mean Hillary, won't get to sit in the Oval Office anytime soon

I'm getting one of these for Hillary, it should help with the sympathy vote AND mistatements.

Honey, meet me in the back room. I couldn't write on the cast what I want.

Oh boy, I don't think I can post what I wanna say.

Now I wonder if the other undecided superdelagates will sign my cast too?
Mitchell in Nagoya, Japan

Ooooooo......I'm An American Band!
Sweet Connie!! I ain't seen you since I left Little Rock.

you will need this and a blue dress to get in. Your performance will determin how long you stay!!

Boy, this brings back some fond memories Cythia Plaster Caster.

I'm writing you a check for $25,000. Now forget everything you know about Vince Foster...

When you get back the full use of this arm.........use it to vote for Hillary!
PLEASE!

Why is Mr. Clinton writing on my daughter's cast!?

...But you'll need to call this number sometime before tomorrow. The pill wears off in 36-hours.

Ah, memories! When the U.S. had a president who had a grasp of the english language and led a great economy. That's something that should be made permanent in only the way a 'sharpie' can.

Ohh, your name is Monica AND you're wearing a blue dress, well, I'll be back in the Oval Office next year, come on by!

Sorry, but these Obama people keep watching my every move!

I bet CNN has a good laugh with this picture!

Yes, my name is Bill. Thanks for extending your trusting hand. It reinforces my faith in good genuine ladies like Hillary.

You can call me at 3 AM anytime, if you want!

Hey babe! don't forget to vote for Hillary , here's my proof that she is the BEST QUALIFIED candidate to return into the White House!!!
The secret service is my witness!!!

Ok here's my number, now just make sure you don't call at 3 a.m. because Hilary will answer the phone.

Voting for Hillary won't cost me and arm and a leg will Mr.C.?

Hey Bill...want my cell phone number...

Thomas- Chattanooga, Tn

I like to keep it old school...texting you my number will only get me in trouble!

You wouldn't happen to be a Super Delegate?

"Nice cast! Under Hilary's healthcare plan, it would have been free! Vote Clinton."

Signed,

William Clinton

Juris
Boston, Ma.

Now don't let me catch you washing this arm now or I'll send him after you.

Atlanta, GA

Sniper fire?

Here's the number to my friend Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Just as he prayed for my healing a few years ago, I'm sure he'll pray for yours.

Oh my God! Is he at it again!!!

Hey Bill, I am watching you make, so please make sure you are not giving her your cell phone number or else I am going to tell on you.

Here's my direct line, call me at 3h00 a.m. when children are asleep & Hillary's dreaming deep "Day one....who won?...Day one....some one!

"No, I'm not an M.D.; but I stayed last night at a Ramada Inn."

Chappaqua (no kidding), NY

P.S. Hillary knows plenty about liberation theology, and she knows that Wright is no hate-monger. She was being totally disingenous at today's press conference. What a liar is she - and this Democrat will never vote for her again.

Pink huh? Shouldn't be any worse than blue!

I'm Client Number One, baby. Call me.

No! No! Not O-b-a-m-a, H-i-l-l-a-r-y!

Lady in cast: "Yeah, i heard everything that you and Hillary said! But, this time I want it in writing!"

Make sure Hillary doesn't catch us together or she'll give give you a matching cast for the other arm. And believe me, I'll get a lot worse than that!

Here's my five step plan for success, don't let Barack see this.

Atlanta, GA

Oh, Man, I told him ,"No Touching!"

Here is the number to my guy. He will totally hook you up with the best "stuff." Catch ya later.

Atlanta, GA

Hi there, now this won't hurt a bit. Just don't tell Hillary. I have a thing for younger women.

Remember Bill, the cameras are on. Keep it clean.

I hope this will serve as a remainder to you to vote for Hilary.

jay in the phillipines;;; bill says "sure i'll sign it,,, & if you dont vote 4 hillary,,, i'll break the other one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now ...i will just sign for Hillary here ,,,,make sure you vote for her.
She will make a fine president .........trust me !!!!!!!!!

I usually don't do this. But you can count on this: this inoculation will protect you from any kind of snipper fire.

Forget shaking hands and kissing babies, this is how we campaign now. And tell the man behind me that I don't need a spell checker.

I love playing tic-tac-toe on a cast. I never get to anymore on the campaign.

Atlanta, GA

Sorry, I have a habit of looking for love in all the wrong places....and that darn secret service man won't let me have any fun.

This is how it all went down....when Hillary and I were in Russia, we had to out run a couple of thugs in power boats, while being shot at they punctured a fuel barrow but to some good judgement we shot a flare gun engulfing them in flames. Yep, thats how it happened or was that James Bond?

Jay in the phillipines;;;; The secret service guy looking over bill's shoulder say's "stand back sir, that one's bigger then yours"

Thank you for being a primary model for Hilliary's campaign for socialized medicine!

Your healthcare sucks? Mine is quite alright. Best of all, it's free for me and my family. Is that one "L" or two?

Houston, TX

be sure you are directed to the West Wing.

When people ask you about this, tell them I was dodging sniper fire.

Mr. President not too close please...Hillary can't afford another scandal.

"I broke my arm trying to punch your pathetic wife through my television."

Just vote for Hillary and we will talk later about what you want in return.....

'My body guard is only trying to make sure that I'm not giving you my private phone number."

"Nah, Hillary's campaign isn't too broke to afford paper, I'm just saving a tree, that's all....".

God I wish that little Bosnian girl with the poem was a sniper. We wouldn't need the superdelegates then.

It looks like you've gone a few rounds with Obama this week too.

Obama Sucks, unless he becomes our VP candidate...then he's great!

No mam, marker fumes don't really bother me because I don't inhale...

That guy over my shoulder is watching so I'm going to pretend I'm signing your cast but look between the letters you'll find my cell number.

Damn, I could break your arm for a vote.

Today Hilary Clinton's statement regarding Jeremiah Wright clearly was an attempt to change the focus on her obvious lie. If she were truely geuine in her statement she would have made last week when it was an issue. When we mis-speak some resemblance of the event usually happens within that misstatement, when we lie (such as Clinton) the statement doesn't resemble the events. Hilary we are not stupid just say YOU LIED!!

Ok...here's your autograph now pay me for the photo op!

This cast may be a bit smelly, but at least I don't have to sign Joe Klein's beard. Whoof!

Where's her other hand? (from guy looking over shoulder)

sorry u got hurt trying to hear rock star Obama speak yet again , but come to this location next.... (he writes an address) Hillary will speak here and we have snipers controlling any possible crowds..

Do you mind if I sign in blue? It's my favorite color.

I'm using the pen my wife had while she dodged sniper fire in bosnia.

I'd like to pull your leg but I'll have to settle for your arm.

Yes, Yes I can the future and it says a victory for Hillary

Gotta stay at arm's length with that splotchy blue dress you're wearin'.

OK, just let it ring twice, and if Hilary answers, hang up.

One more word about that one wild night and I'll break your OTHER arm.

Do you have this in blue?

Did you know I used to be President? Here's my number, give me a call some time.

I have been know for healing a broken Economy before, but never a broken arm. If me writing "Bill" does not heal your woes, electing Hillary President certainly will.

"This is the pattern I showed Hillary for evading sniper fire"

Dear Monica...

You don't have to look over my shoulder like that. I know were my boundaries with respect to Hillary are.

Vote for my wife and she will make sure gas will not cost your other arm.

after South Carolina, Hillary broke mine ri-i-i-ght about here...

No, I am not twisting your arm: this is Michigan; you can vote for any candidate on the ballot.........

No, no problem at all. After all of Hillary's arm twisting, it's the least I can do!

Oh my God, he's molesting that woman's arm.

"Let go! Let go of my arm!!...STOP writing on me old man!!!"

"Here's my number, call me Sunday – Hillary will be at Trinity United Methodist Church for the morning service, I should be free to talk"!

I owe President Clinton and apology for my previous statement, so I guess I'm fired from my position. Oh well, at least I don't live in Florida or Michigan because they want my vote counted for Hillary and I voted for Obama in the primary and went to the caucus. Sorry Bill.

Just wanted to make sure you cast your vote!!

Cast your vote for Hillary.
Cast your vote for Hillary.
Cast your vote for Hillary.

Yeah Sweetie it's room number 9, not client number 9.

"Ok, now if we can just get a leg too..."

Bill wrote a friendly reminder on the young Obama donor's cast: "Next time, it'll be the knee caps."

You know, I wish those Bosnians in that video had guns instead of flowers and poems...we would be so on our way back to the White House by now- without any need for Superdelegates.

President Clinton, Are you branding me?

I'm putting it in writing, I did not sleep with that woman.

"Here, miss, allow me to outline exactly how Hillary can come back and win this nomination. Of course, I may need additional space ..."

That's "Bill and Hill, 202-456-1111"

This is much easier than writing on the back of a match book

Now this is what I want you to say about Barack Obama; we can't let them know it's coming directly from us.

...as Bill scrawls his phone number, it gives a whole new meaning to the term "casting call"...

Hillary goes for the kneecap, I prefer the arm.

If anyone ask's why I gave you my number tell them I was sleep deprived. That worked for Hillary

Thanks for the wild nigh..., er kind words.

Love Alway.., er Best Wishes,

Slick Will..., er Bill

Signed, Bill Clinton the first and only black president of the united states of america!!!!

vote for hillary and this would not cost you your home

I broke it dodging sniper fire...depending on what the definition of sniper fire is.

You sure you don't have a piece of paper or something? I don't like to make my number so public......ahh hell, wouldn't be the first time.

Who knew that Bill Clinton is one of the "Men in Black" (note the second head)

Here's where I will be when my wife answer the phone 3 am in the morning

I going to keep drawing on your cast until the freak behind me goes away.

I saw you casting your eyes on me.

Just in case you have the tendancy to forget like my wife Hillary, I am writing her name on your cast so you can remember who to vote for in the primary.

That's a Big Mack, Fries, and a large coke.

Paul Keller, Durham, NC

If you break a leg too I'm not signing it because an arm and a leg doesn't fit under the $ 2,000 donation cap.

I lied...I mean, mispoke about what I was doing while she was in Bosnia too!

Just remember, Reverend Wright wrote "god damn America" on the casts of his injured congregants.

I remember the good ol' days...I could have found a better application for this extended arm at the oval office...

Ohhh, I see Senator Obama has already signed...

Here are the routing and checking account numbers for Hillary's campaign fund. Deposit as much as you can. Quick!

I am laughing too hard at that picture even to comment with the history Bill Clinton has.

It's hard, writing on this thing.

President Clinton makes an off the cuff remark to a supporter.

PY – Massachusetts

You know, everything I touch usually turns to gold... this is your lucky day.

This is my March Madness brackets.

look over my shoulder – okay?

karly
bronx, new york

You aren't the longarm of the law are you ? I will get those tax returns out early next week mam.

Cast a vote fur my old Hilly, she needs a break.

By signing here, this cast is now worth more than the bush presidency.

Stop breathing on my neck, I'm just signing her arm cast, not taking her pulse. You guys are going to have to let that incident go that happened while I was president.

Vanessa Hollis, Atlanta, GA

Two heads are better than one! At least on Planet Votos Clintonos

Bill: So What Happened to your arm sweetie?
Girl: I was dodging sniper bullets in Los Angeles and fell
Bill: Wow! Can't wait to tell Hill about your brush with death!
Girl: Make sure she gets the story right this time Bill!

Now once your done here in this line, go to the next line where Hillary will draw your blood.....

Honey, you put the "cast" back in "casting couch," I must say.

I wrote Richardson's address on there. Now go and whack him on the head for me, will ya?

Here ! Let me wright down what my wife realy meant to say !

"Ever since my last scolding, Hillary says I can only write my comments down."

Yeah, I hear those corkscrew landings can be tough. Next time, remember to duck and run.

So you had a dream you were landing in Boznia under sniper fire and fell out of bed and broke your arm? Hillary had the exact same dream!

I'm so good at campaigning that I can shake your hand and give you an autograph at the same time!

"Since Hillary's campaign is running out of legs to stand on, how bout you lend us an arm"?

PLEASE TELL HILLARI TO DO MY LAUNDRY AND TAKE OUT THE GARBARGE TODAY...

I'll "cast" my wife as the likely presidential candidate no matter how far fanciful it is.

no! don't write that! we don't want anyone to know that it wasn't sniper fire!

pk fr:.north carolina

You're going to remember to get this washed off, right?

"Vote....For....Bil......'I mean'....Hillary."

Here, I'll jot down a summary of my speech along with my signature. it'll raise the price of your cast when you e-bay it.

(Guy looking over bills shoulder) hey bill isn't that john mcain's spokesperson

So it has come to this! Campaigning for Hilary has been more than I bargained for. I'm tired!

"Now the left leg...that's Hangman! I win!"

"Sure, I can tell you what the definition of 'is,' is. I'll write it down for you."

she did not lie to the american people

Let me autograph this for you. Since gas costs an arm and a leg, you may be able to get a few more gallons with it now

I see you’re all broke up about the election too!

Hillary always has someone looking over my shoulder these days.

i had rather pull your leg.

We're moving back into our old house on Pennsylvania Avenue soon...you can reach us at 202-456-1111.

Call off agent Ring Bear, the ring's still on. I repeate, he's wearing the ring. Over.

"Things costing an arm and a leg is just an expression. The IRS really doesn't want your arm, so just let me scratch this off for you."

If anyone asks, let's just deny I ever signed your arm.

No really, I'm William Jefferson Clinton...you know – President Clinton.

OOH Ma'm, those arms are in need of a TAN.

"I did not have 'textual relations' with that woman!"

No worries i'm just giving her my number so she can help me find Hillary's Tax Returns.

I'm writing this upside down so nosy boots back there can't read it. Hold it up to a mirror.

How many republicans did it take to screw in this lightbulb?

the die is cast. We win.

Now you take this to Bill Richardson and tell him I......well he'll know who this is from.

Opps, I wrote "I love BarracK"... my bad

So I sign this for you and you said you would do anything for me right??

"See, if you add 56% of Pennsylvania, and most of the superdelegates, hm, that's funny, I guess she still can't win."

"If you don't mind, I think I'll just write, 'Thanks for saving Hillarie's life in Bosnia.'"

"I can't believe my attempts to woo superdelegates have come down to signing casts.......my signature is worth at least 243."

Sure...It's not the first thing I've signed thats been broken. Can anyone spell NAFTA?

"Bill-Bill Bo Bill, Bananobama Bo Bill, Fe Fi Fo Bill. Bill."

Here's my number, but if anyone asks, this is Spitzer's signature.

... and that, Chelsea, is the sum of your mom's foreign relations experience. If you don't believe me, ask Oba... er, Bob, behind me.

I DID NOT HAVE TEXTUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN.

MOBILE, AL

John Madden gave me this one. When guard pulls to cover Hillary in the flat, I need you to run a post corner to the Janitor's closet . If this play is performed correctly we score.

"My Sharpie is running out of ink, so I'll just write B; this is off subject but its gonna be cool being called 'First Man'."

So you wanna what Hillary's plan is? Well that depends on what your definition of is, is.

"and X in the center.... I win!"

"Oh you broke your hand playing rollerskating? Did you file for worker's comp?"

My comment for the picture would be "You can only cash this at J. P. Morgan.

Hillary thanks you for your vote...

Wow! Another beautiful women. Here is my number. Man I have to come to more of these Obama rallies!

Montreal, Quebec Canada

here is how it goes... a=1, b=2 c=3 and so on; so the first two numbers are m=12.... you get my drift? its my number call it. never mind them they think I'm just signing my name.

It started out joyous until the woman realized Bill wrote vote for hillary on the cast rather than his signature....or maybe those are digits.

Wait, let me make Obama's ears a little bit bigger here, and now I'll give him one of those curly mustaches and a giant bucktooth...

"Yes...the campaign fund is a little low in times like these but this cast should work better than paper"

Did you do this when you fell off the Obama bandwagon? Well, then here's a little keepsake for you!!!

Normally I don't have to sign for anything. I just take it...

You broke it slugging Ken Starr? God bless you child.

Hillary has the nerve to change the world, if you provide her the source code by voting.

My signature is about as interesting as the picks on this show.

"Quick, if x+2= 2,340, then we receive another 20,000 votes! Sorry about the cast."

Beat 360 3/25/08 Pix Caption

Thanks for the free ad space for the campaign. We'll make sure it shows up on our tax return.

Peggy Robinson
Tacoma, WA

"uh, I wonder why he signed her cast , "HillBillie."

"Just a dollar contribution to hillary's campaign. Thank you mam."

Lady, I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Yeah, Hillary does have one hell of a handshake. In the future, you might just want to wave.

I was told this stuff would remove all stains, Damb.

To our dear friend and fellow democrat, from Bill and Hilary.
Tell me sir, Is there one "L" in Hilary?

The last time I signed one of these it was on my wife's pride.

"I did NOT have cast signing relations with that women!!!"

You know, I'll be wearing one of these things if Hillary loses.

Vote for my wife or I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. Oh, I see Hillary's already done that.

I know you are an obama supporter.. But I am still gonna right Hillary's name here.. well, I have to do this.. cos.. you know.. she has my last name after all...

Now I'd better not see this for sale on ebay tomorrow!

Don't worry about my wife.....she's got an obamache

Wow, you've been working out!

Elizabeth.....Omaha

Yes, I did appear at your function but really– I didn't mean for it to cost you an arm or a leg.
Truer in view of your comment re:Clintons' tax records release.

I'll always have your back, Jesus - er Bill.

I can haz 3AM phone call plz? (lol cat meme). From Dallas, TX

I'm an American kid working France, put me on tv please. It's the only channel I get in english, so I may watch more than anyone else in the world. Thank you

Let he who signs the cast cast the first stone.

Taking a line out of Ashcroft's playbook, President Clinton demonstrated his commitment to decency by drawing a sleeve on a woman's indecent bare arms at a Rochester High School.

"Oh Yeah, this is Indiana, the home state of Dan Quayle. Let me Spell that for you, H-I-L-L-A-R-Y C-L-I-N-T-O-N."

How do you tell a woman with a broken arm?

You don't – you already told her once.

Vote for Hillary or else!

Thanks for the multi-colored girly-man bracelet; it matches my tie! xoxo Billy

Casting about for the elusive Super Delegate?

would you mine if I sign Hillary's name instead of mine?

President Clinton demonstrated Hillary's plans for post-2008 health care by removing a splinter from a woman in the audience.

If I could have one more term as President, this is how I would draw up the game plan....broken arm policy, then NAFTA, then.....

So how did this happen? ...Sniper fire? REALLY?! ...Wait, wait...don't tell me the punch line, I think I know this one...

I KNEW MONICA, MONICA WAS A F'RIEND OF MINE, AND YOU'RE NO MONICA.

I hate to give autograph as First Man...feel like I got demoted

OK, now, all you have to do is show Denny's this signature in order to get their Grand Slam Breakfast for just $4.99

And the Hilary microchip goes in rrrright here...

hey, makes one wonder, is the guy behind clinton the woman;s husband or a secret agent keepin an eye on clinton for Hillary>?

(worried advisor) Sir, write down "vote for H I L L A R Y not O B A M A" sir.. what are you doing???

Welcome to our big friendly party; this one was ours to win; but we shot ourself in the foot. I hope you heal before we do!

Here is my strategy for taking back the White House in 08'

So, you see, the bullets went whizzing by as we exit the plane in Bosnia. And Hillary was standing right here. It was dangerous, alright. Make no mistake about it.